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SEASON PREMIERE PROMO and season previews - last one is the first 1:47 of 601!
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601 - The Crystalling Pt. 1: The Mane Six attend the Crystalling of Cadence and Shining Armor's new baby at the Crystal Empire; Twilight gets the chance to present Starlight with her first friendship lesson.

602 - The Crystalling Pt. 2: The Mane Six scramble to save the Crystal Empire from an eternal winter; Starlight struggles after the failed reunion with her old friend.

603 - The Gift of the Maud Pie: Rarity and Pinkie Pie are in Manehattan looking for an ideal location for Rarity's new store and searching for the perfect gift for Pinkie Pie's sister.

604 - On Your Marks: Now that they've finally received their cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what's next; the friends do not all agree on how to embrace their destinies.

605 - Gauntlet of Fire: In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.

606 - No Second Prances

Season 5 episode links
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The intro is finished!
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>filly
Dropped

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>>26829621
please do not drop the fillies

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FOUR DAYS

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CAN'T SLEEP
GIVE REQUESTS

>>26829641
did you ever do that Sweetie Belle as a deer?

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>>26829641
ugliest horse with his Trixie daki

>>26829641
Twilight freaking out about her magic thesis.

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>>26829641
Motherly AJ

>>26829641
Princess Lyra in a pretty dress

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Pony messed up.

>>26829641
scootaloo on a beanbag chair

>>26829641
Anon being carried around in his filly palanquin.

>>26829655
I told her not to eat all those cookies
I fucking told her

>>26829660
she thought the rainbow power would give her the strength to handle it

>>26829659
>filly palanquin
Are the fillies carrying it or is it made out of fillies?

>>26829659
how many fillies would that take?

>>26829659
It's the CMC.
One corner is dragging on the ground.

>>26829641
Dash sliding down a slide while a load of cookies hit her in the face

>>26829663
it's actually just one really big filly on a cart

>>26829645
no because I hate that horse

>>26829659
what is that, like a battle formation or chariot?

>>26829664
Given their size, I'd say they can carry maybe 30 pounds each.
Maybe.
So at least 6.
Or one stronk filly.

>>26829670
it would be funnier if it were Spitfire's mane
and if it were done like 20-30 more times

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>>26829671
>>what is that, like a battle formation or chariot?

>>26829671
why you gotta be a downer

>>26829675
Yeah and maybe add a Derpy with a muffin or two as well, that is always top notch comedy

>>26829674
>strongfilly just carrying a huge fucking box containing anon on her head, humming to herself

>>26829670
why is this only 4 panels?
A comic THIS funny should be at least 7

>>26829679
snips is shit
sorry senpai I don't make the rules
you know how it is

>>26829682
holy shit you're a genius

>>26829641
Centaurlestia

>>26829699
Someone contact idw, they have a new writing team here.

>>26829641
giantess celestia

>>26829641
https://piczel.tv/watch/nobby#chat
https://piczel.tv/watch/nobby#chat

also stream
because I guess I'm gonna be drawing all night

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if your waifu comes to live with you don't forget to install a horse toilet

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>>26829675
>>26829682
I can't fucking believe toxicmario's genius
truly the best comedian of our generation

>>26829725
It's too late for this shit

>>26829721
She's a pegasus, the world is her toilet.
The world outside my apartment.

>>26829733
I'm gonna pet that pony

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>>26829644
now I have

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>>26829739
wait hold up

>>26829741
>not "I fucking deer you"

>>26829739
>>26829741
oh I'll shoot at her if you know what I mean
I bet she's never faced a NERF CHAMPION before

>>26829741
what a dear
I love it

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>>26829741
goddammit here

>>26829759
FUCKER

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>>26829725
How does he manage to do it every time? I want to know his secrets behind his sources of inspiration for these original, hilarious jokes.

>>26829759
I don't want to get you deer pregnant

>>26829759
imagine I posted that /k/ screencap

>>26829766
I wonder what horrible secret Derpy knows about Spitfire that she allows her to do this constantly.

>>26829725
>>26829766
Man, these are so fucking funny
Not the joke itself, mind you, but the fact that someone came up with something barely even funny and then thought "holy fucking shit I have to do ten more comics with the same joke, this is so fucking hilarious"

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>>26829744
shit that's really good

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>>26829647

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>>26829774
I am just waiting for a new totally unrelated comic with different characters that just has these two in the last panel as an unexpected and hilarious plot twist

>>26829783
accurate

>>26829783
Yup that's about right.

>>26829784
please no more
they make me uncomfortable how bad they are

>>26829783
I feel you, twily

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>>26829791
But anon there are still so many ways to milk this original idea, and each of them is funnier than the last one

>>26829797
How deep does this rabbit hole go?

>>26829797
I'm actually cracking up
This is some quality anti-humor

>>26829799
https://derpibooru.org/tags/toxic-dash-mario's+derpfire+shipwreck

fifteen, but at least one is a spanish dupe

>>26829797
I feel like this is actually autism.
Like he doesn't understand humor.
But he found this one joke that worked.
So he keeps using it.
It's like a computer trying to figure out how to be funny.

>>26829808
So it's true. The abyss does stare back.

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>>26829812
let's get weird with it

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>>26829799
It's more of a bottomless pit if you ask me.

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>>26829650

>>26829826
m-motherly...

>>26829809
it's even always specifically derpy and spitfire who have no relation whatsoever

>>26829822
I actually laughed at the hawk.

>>26829822
There is no way this wasn't done by an autistic guy. Even the bird and rabbit in the background relates to the "instincts" theme that the dialogue is trying to push.

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>>26829833
at least these usually have something going on the background

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>>26829831
Because everyone loves the muffin pony! She is the funny stupid one who through her weirdness has to make the joke work. This is basic comedy theory anon, you should know this.

>>26829849
I'm now legit concerned for this guy.

>>26829840
It bothers me I can understand these.
The pony has a bell curve so the artist is probably into statistics to the point of fetishization, and autistic enough that the misunderstandings the general public has with statistical fallacies that he makes these to try and reach out to people.

It is interesting that they mostly deal with psychological and sociological statistics. Wonder if he's a government worker.

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>>26829839
I think he's just Russian

but that's enough of that

>>26829856
Is...
Is AB picking up after Scootaloo's...leavings?

>>26829826
THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT

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>>26829869
holy shit she's pretty

thank you!

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>>26829869
Holy shit

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>>26829854
He just struck comedic gold, that is all.

>>26829869
Would date, court, marry, have kids with, and retire happily with.

>>26829869
damn that's lovely

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I wasn't going to post any more but then I found this one where the CMC literally killed a pony so I felt I had to

>>26829855
that's an interesting theory, at least
you might be on to something

>>26829865
nah, she's clearly leaving seeds behind

>>26829878
Please, no more.

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>>26829894
I know, it's just too funny, right? My face hurts from laughing as well.
Here are some feels to balance it out.

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when you remove context some of these are pretty good

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>>26829909
DON'T WORRY SCOOTALOO
YOU CAN DO IT

>>26829909
FLY OFF YOU FOOL

>>26829909
just fly

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>>26829909
>no parents.
>can't fly.
>shitty, scab-like cutie mark.

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Kiss the waifu

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>>26829917
>>26829921
Come on scoots!
Even a little newborn baby can fly!
Are you going to just lie there and be beaten by a baby?

>>26829956
u-unf

>>26829641
Trap Anon sucking Elusive's balls

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>>26829956

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>>26829956
Yes
Yes
Yes

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>Today is National Goof-off Day
By now, Pinkie KNOWS it's today. If I were you, I wouldn't even make eye contact with her today, it will only end badly for you.

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>>26829999
I'm so excited for you being excited, quadsmaster!

>>26830014
I-if I don't try to out-goof-off her, what will she do

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>>26829706

>>26830024
I never said it would be fatal.

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Filly in the morning
Filly in the evening
Filly at supper time

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>>26830030
hahahahaha yesssss

>>26830030
I want to discuss quarterly reports with her

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>>26830088
>reposting a deleted post
and the winner of the Worst Anon of 2016 award goes to...

>>26830046
When filly's your best friend you can have filly anytime

>>26830030
Yess need more centaurs

How does her suit work anyway?

>>26830145
Like a horse suit, but with another jacket.

>>26830196
>more clothes to undress
Lewwwwdddd

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The mares are stomping their hoovsies again.

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I'm storytiming Celestia's chapter book over here for those that haven't read it, want to take another look at it, or want to discuss it:

>>26830277

how much does it cost to rent a study filly buddy for a day ?

>>26830298
A shitload of filly treats

>>26830307
I briefly read that

>A shitload of filly teats

Where does the >filly meme come from? I've been here for a long time but it seems primordial.

https://e621.net/post/index/1/h0rs3
>h0rs3
>thought there would be more pony stuff
I hope a brony commissions him soon

>>26830323
It's a newer development from the pedophiles

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OK, who impregnated Celestia?

deb

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>>26830380

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>>26830443

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Fluttershy!

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>>26830536
she's shit

>>26830554
Pets dont talk, Spike

>>26830573
why is she so tiny

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>>26830580
Why are you so big, chump?

man nobby has a knack for drawing cute stuff really fast

>>26830580
It's a really huge net

>>26830590
He eats a pony every day to absorb its cuteness powers

>>26830609
What if she did that to her ponut while you were inside of her

>>26830622
Grow fingers out of it?

>>26830622
Probably like this but less horrifying, softer, and pinker

https://derpibooru.org/8648

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CuteOCs

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>>26830648
The fact that they were under constant stress of dying made the little cute moments all the better.

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>>26829849
i haven't seen this guy in forever

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>>26830648

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>>26830648

>>26830659
nevermind, i'm legit retarded, ignore me

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>>26830648
This one, actually.

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>>26830648

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>>26830669

gotta breed

>>26830760
n

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>>26830760
I already have a pony but thank you

>>26830760
I want a green pony.
Preferably one with a bandanna

>>26830760

this is how we end up with so many useless unwanted ponies

>>26830760
Ooga booga, where the pony at?

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Filly says she'll let you do anal if you take her to the grand opening of the new amusement park in Trottingham

Isn't mlp a girl's show?

>>26830822
I want to be friends with gem dork

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>>26830825
Yes, yes it is.

But not only little girls.

>>26830796
Rarity is my favorite pony so this worked out great.
I'm going to massage those hooves

>>26830641
Actually that's pretty hot.
Imagine her pinning anon against the wall with her ass and holding his dick with her vaginal dentata

>>26830830
I want to invite her over to my house for a night of arts and crafts and board games

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>>26830703
D'aww, that's adorable.

>>26830847
What the heck was the image it sounds good

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>>26830854
I imagined that the tips of the claws are able to inject an orgasm inducing venom while holding a male still, specifically for the intent of completely draining him of all sexual fluid.

Of course, she doesn't HAVE to use it if you're cooperative. I also imagine that the arm parts below the claws are an extension of the nerves of her clit, so it feels really good to have them rubbed.

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>losing her virginity involved traumatic insemination

>>26830882

>I imagined that the tips of the claws are able to inject an orgasm inducing venom while holding a male still, specifically for the intent of completely draining him of all

Just like my monster girl animes

>>26830903
In her case, it makes sense, especially if she needs the sperm to fertilize eggs that she's going to inject into a broodmare/unsuspecting pony.

>>26830882
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider
>"Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism in humans. Erections resulting from the bite are uncomfortable, can last for many hours and can lead to impotence. A component of the venom (Tx2-6) is being studied for use in erectile dysfunction treatments.[14][15][16]"

good morning pony

>>26830866
It was just Rarity being cute, anon.
Nothing out of the ordinary.

>>26830939
why did it get deleted? I wanted to see rarity being cute

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>>26830947
Janitor is probably a Dashfag.
You know they can't handle Rarity's greatness

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>>26830959
Cool, thanks

>>26830964
Also, best booty

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>>26830964

>>26830964
I want to touch bedazzled bum

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>>26830987
Why is she so perfect, /co/?

>>26831035
that horse sure dresses up nice

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>>26831018
Whenever you think you've had enough

Remember not to post too many Rararas or they'll become less rare

>>26831035
I want to ride this pony all over the house

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>>26831042
that outfit she took camping - while impractical, was so unf

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>>26831069
Rarity is really the best pony there is

That outfit was cute as heck

>>26831069
pulling her ponytail while you pound her with the skirt still on

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>>26831079

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>>26831079

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>>26831083
>catching that little bit of drip with your hocks before it hits the ground

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>>26831009
It would take too long to explain.
Best to just accept her perfection.

http://i.imgur.com/iZUSqWV.jpg

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>>26831106
I will try, Anon. I just can't stop thinking about how great she is

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>>26831114
She is the best

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>>26831117
>getting an entire mouthful of ponut
I wonder if she'd honestly mind the attention

Starlight is so cute.

>>26830380
I did bitch ass nigga

>>26831121
Yeah, yeah, you're cute too, Rainbow.

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>>26831131
You don't just put your mouth on a ladies ponut without permission, anon.

>>26831105
My, what a considerate mare.

>>26829641
Anon being forcefully bred by Luna and celestia

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>>26831143
Surely she'd want a sample before the main course?

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>>26831111
unf

>>26831154
Anon being forcefully turned into bread by Luna and Celestia

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>>26831178
I wish there was more porn of her in that outfit.

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>>26831141

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You must do your best to make mare feel as happy and satisfied as possible. It's one of your many manly duties, Anon.

>>26831199
No

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did anybody else ever claim the bounty?
open season on new mlpg >art

>>26831199
Eh..no, Peg.

>>26831204
Nobby did

Check the previous threads

>>26831214
hence the "else"
i sent nobby bits

>>26831204
What?

>>26831199
I'm going to dip strawberries in that cream and feed them to her

>>26831218
draw mlpg ponies
acquire bits

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>>26831199
I'll make a certain stallion happy and satisfied

>>26831216
Not that I know of

Maybe post it again when some other artists show up

>>26831204
Did you really buy Nobby a horse dildo?
Are you like bad dragon santa?

>>26831224
>tfw I'm too shit to get paid for drawing horses

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>>26831191
I wish there was more porn of Rarity in cute outfits period.

http://imgur.com/a/8rh26

I know I'm not the only one that wants to see her get railed in her kimono

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>>26831227
he claimed bounty for drawing 1114017 & 1114018

>>26831204
I'll take your money. What do you want done?

>>26831248
marker, gloomy, junior
cute / relevant for bonus points

>>26831224
Is there like a skill level you're looking for or are you just giving away money?

>>26831254
Alright, I'll get something going. I'll be back later

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>>26831261
effort in is proportional to payout
but promising to make it worth your time if you actually try.
if you're too shy to link payment addresses in thread, steam me: smugllama

>>26831273
I'd like to finish this story first, but I can try to draw something tomorrow if you're still doing it then

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>>26831239
I hope Rarity wears a ton of cute outfits in S6 and I hope people draw porn of her in said outfits

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>>26831306
bring it

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>>26831204
>>26831254
I'll leave it up to you whether she's worth it or not, but technically there's a really undeveloped pony called Archie around the archive too.

Nightmare Nyx Sparkle

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Hey
hey guys
hey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfRwU6rgV4U

>>26831328
tell us the story again, grandma archive!

>>26831364
this looks like a worthwhile mud

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Uh oh, pony is in heat again.

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>>26831367
Last time she tried to do that she just got lost in thought and fell asleep.

>>26831338
More like

Nerdmare Moon!

>>26831382
>scat
Grandma archive sure had a wild youth.

http://pastebin.com/gKKhg73c

>>26831380
oh no. now I have to spend the whole day fucking the princess again.

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>this is the last Tuesday of hiatus

>>26831380
I don't even worship you, Twilight.

>>26831382
why is marker staring at me in horror?

>>26831430
because this is entirely your fault

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>>26831415
>Ponykart

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>>26831430
Becoming aware of the 4th wall isn't for everyone.

>>26831430
She's heard archie and she's immediately rememebed all those repressed memories.

>>26831430
You don't have to take off your pants every time you guys play a game.
And stop hitting on her sister

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>I missed rararatime

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>>26831413
You'll need plenty of water, pillows, and lube.

And she wants her friends to watch.

>>26831443
I didn't even see that. It's sad how many projects around pony didn't get seen through to completion.

>>26831382
...Wait, is she saying "Scat"
like seriously

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>>26831451
It's always time for best horse

>>26831457
It makes me feel bad that I always joked about FiM and Ponykart never getting finished because I was really hoping they would.

Princess Luna cock voring worst princess

>>26831480
Fighting is Magic is the one that really got me. It had songs, a demo, public showings, and Hasbro hadn't done anything. The looming thread of C&D was there, but when it happened I was still caught by surprise.

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>>26831449
never

>>26831488
which one
flurry or cadance
what if cadance unbirths flurry and they're both cockvored by luna and turned in something more useful, like cum

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>>26831474
Awyis

reminder that you can only like one pony at a time
posting other ponies is cheating and heretical

>>26831495
>cadance
Suck my fucking dick, dude.

>>26831490
And honestly, it wasn't really even Hasbro that dropped the hammer. It was their pretentious legal department defending their 'copyrights' from fair use and free advertising.

>>26831495
Then she male pregs Shining Armor, Chrysalis and Celestia

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>>26831499
o-ok

>>26831490
All my friends that play fightan and dislike pony were interested.
I even had a pal that wanted to watch a few episodes just so he could find a character he liked he never did

>>26831503
>mpreg R63 chrisalys and dudelestia
huh.
>>26831499
Gladly.

>>26831502
I hate it when lawyers kill fun like that.

>>26831502
>>26831517
Fucking lawyers, man

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>>26831509
>>26831516
I refuse to have my dick sucked by people who hate best princess.

I wonder if all princesses do this. Might explain why Luna and Celestia are alone.
http://i.imgur.com/kYU5jra.png
http://i.imgur.com/VOMQcqG.png

>>26831517
Same thing happens on YouTube. If you have a pony related type of video/animation you made from scratch, it'll get auto-slapped. If you send a simple 'hey Hasbro, can I please get revenue on my animation?', they always give it the green light and let you make a few cents off your work.

Their legal and Executive departments are the fucking worst. Without the support of the actual geniuses below them making the right decisions, they'd be tits up.

>>26831527
>cadance
>best
oh my god how could a single person be so wrong

>>26831528
I really wish I didn't like cockvore.

>>26831499
Why can't your dick suck me? You got a lazy dick bro? Flaccid Lassie?

>>26831528
>casual murder
I just can't get into any of these fetishes.

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>>26831532
He's not wrong, though
The other princesses are shit

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i say.

>>26831537
I'd like to casually murder the retard who keeps posting about his horrible fetishes here

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>>26831532
That's right. Best princess.

>>26831537
count yourself lucky, then.

>>26831537
There are known cases of sexomniacs, people that rape in their sleep and the court had to let him go since they really couldn't prove it was intended rape. I wonder if Applejack can get away with it too.

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>>26831509
I'd let Spike play with my dick. If he's a good boy, I'll even pop his anal cherry.

>>26831543
LAYERS, DONKEH.

>>26831545
You want to murder 80% of MLPG?

>>26831552
>that disproportioned hand
jesus

>>26831549
>sexomaniacs
I hear they have a simpler term for these kinds of people, actually. They're usually just called a liar

>>26831560
There's a slight difference between "I'd fuck this pony" and "I'd like to get absorbed by pony's giant hyper urethra while she asphyxiates me with her unending bloody diarrhea"

>>26831565
I can't remember the term name but it's similar to insomnia.

Plus they can't argue against a documented history of the condition.

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my shitty fetish general

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>>26831552
unf

>>26831572
>while she asphyxiates me with her unending bloody diarrhea

Where did that come from? All she did was digest anonfilly into cum. Not enough time to die from a lack of oxygen. Plus most vore doesn't give a shit about oxygen either.

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>>26831572
>"I'd like to get absorbed by pony's giant hyper urethra while she asphyxiates me with her unending bloody diarrhea"

>got a chubby just by reading that

I'm beyond salvation.

>>26831574
Nah, sex is far too complicated and triggers too many areas of the brain for someone to 'unconsciously rape' someone else. They're a filthy liar that just got away with rape is what they are.

>>26831572
So your only beef is with the cockvore guy because in your eyes he's the only one that post his horrible fetish?

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All princesses are best princess.

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ForcedFem

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>Shyra, bouncing along, waltzed into the middle of Equestria. She looked around at the strange looks she was receiving as countless onlookers eyeing her surprisingly plump abdomen. With a call she gathered a small crowd, and set to work. Lifting her gargantuan tail up and spreading her legs, her plump anus shuddered as it squeezed and pulsed. Many ponies gasped, some giggled, and others watched with anticipation. At first came the tail, now dark brown, as it slithered out of the rump, wet, damp, and limp. Then came the actual pony herself. Fluttershy, now looking more like poop, slid out of the enormous hole, falling onto the ground with a sickening 'splat'. She slowly looked up to the group of ponies around her, many of them her friends, now looking at her with shocked and disgusted faces, one even bolted away to not throw up. Shyra giggled as she addressed the crowd, informing them that this little pony-turd is to be addressed as Flutterscat now, and that she lives in her butt if you want to meet her. With that, Shyra trotted off, clouds of thick gas trailing behind her plump anus as Flutterscat sat there, dazed, in the filth covering her.

>>26831586
tumblr please fuck off if you can't believe the truth.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_sex

>>26831588
My personal beef is that he's got such shitty tastes, but constantly posts about it when clearly nobody else is into it and finds it repulsive.

Why can't we talk about good fetishes like ass worship, facesitting, or giving ponies full body massages? You know, the good stuff?

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>>26831600
But the pink one is the best and cutest.

>>26831600
Kill the whore inbetween Celestia and Luna

Also Flurry Heart

Shining Armor is okay but we need a princess to replace them, I say Nyx.

>>26831603
Yeah, that's totally legit. It's not as if the person getting 'raped' is just going to sit there and take it. As soon as they hit the person, they'd snap to.

Fucking retarded liberal science.

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>>26831600
Wrong.

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>>26831601
spike is almost as good as rumble at wearing dresses

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>>26831610
I am always down to talk about any of those things.
But I'd rather get a massage from a pony

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>"Oh. Hello, Filies. Are you being vigilant and doing your part to be on the look out for manbearpony?"

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>>26831619
I'd say I hope you develop the condition but you'd never have an other to use it on.

>>26831600
>those holes for Twilight's wings in that shirt
I wonder how much of her clothing, however little of it there is, she would had to have gotten modified after getting those wings.

>>26831621
rumble is not for dresses

>>26831631
Sorry to say, but I can't because it's not real.

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Imagine a normal guy coming here and reading about how you want to have sex with a horse.
He'd be disgusted.
Then imagine a second guy coming here and saying how much you'd like a horse to sit on your face.
Still disgusted.
Then imagine a third guy coming here and reading >>26831602.
He'd be disgusted.

No matter what, we are disgusting. You have to accept that if you want to have sex with a horse, you will be on the same level of the freaks that ERP with EA.

>>26831610
I like the cut of your gib

>>26831611
> no pony will ever look at you with this level of adoration

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>>26831621
Spike has a cute fashion designer to help him with his outfits and makeup.
Rumble has two cute babysitters to help him out with that stuff.

They should have a trap offLickety Split and Pipsqueak can participate too