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SEASON SIX STARTS MARCH 26 AT 8 AM PDT/11 AM EDT/3 PM GMT/UTC!

Friendship is Magic #40 is still storytimed here!
>>26767627
Forever #26 (Shining Armor/Prince Blueblood) is storytimed here!
>>26790683

Princess Luna and the Festival of the Winter Moon still storytimed here!
>>26761981

At first blush, there doesn't seem to be quite the artisan quality in rain compared to snow. Pegasi can just round up some rainclouds most times, while Cloudsdale ponies do exacting work on individual snowflakes. But then, there is the lightning. How do they decide when to add them? Sparingly, one might hope, but they're used all the same. Wildfire purposes? Forests can be healthy with some of those.

Ask your local weatherpony today!

>>26820466
Previous thread.
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>filly
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>filly
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SEASON PREMIERE PROMO and season previews - last one is the first 1:47 of 601!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar9xLhMg5_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewqjZo7zcSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3h6lWSHcXA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPA-dqj8VTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-X52k3e6Qs

601 - The Crystalling Pt. 1: The Mane Six attend the Crystalling of Cadence and Shining Armor's new baby at the Crystal Empire; Twilight gets the chance to present Starlight with her first friendship lesson.

602 - The Crystalling Pt. 2: The Mane Six scramble to save the Crystal Empire from an eternal winter; Starlight struggles after the failed reunion with her old friend.

603 - The Gift of the Maud Pie: Rarity and Pinkie Pie are in Manehattan looking for an ideal location for Rarity's new store and searching for the perfect gift for Pinkie Pie's sister.

604 - On Your Marks: Now that they've finally received their cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what's next; the friends do not all agree on how to embrace their destinies.


605 - Gauntlet of Fire: In order to save his friends, Spike is forced to compete in a perilous Gauntlet for the title of Dragon Lord.

606 - No Second Prances

Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
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>>26825190
Saucer's gonna be pissed she got out
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I WAS JUST A SKINNY LAD
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I can't believe I ate the whole pony.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY
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I want to ravage Equestria with hordes of the living dead.
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I am going to trick all the mares into kissing each other.
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>>26825242
How?
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>>26825251
The hole in the 'e' in "have" on line 3 is transparent.
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>>26825242
>"Hey Applejack! I bet you can't kiss on Twilight 100 times!"
>Like FUCK I can't kiss the shit out of Twilight! She's getting kissed so goddamn hard.
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Up up up up up
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>>26825242
Some mares don't need to be tricked!
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>>26825251
can she help me find a wife? she landed herself a fiance that one time...for a little while at least.
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>>26825292
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>>26825310
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>>26825310
What's the matter Rainbow Dyke? No griffon for you to wink over?
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>>26825304
she'll do her best, the only way she knows

you can't transform, so you're gonna need to put this dress on and wear this mask
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>>26825341
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>>26825381
stop pleasuring the nurse ponies, we're going to have a medical emergency and no one to help
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Are you ready for Eastrus?
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>>26825381

We'll never see her again, will we?
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>>26825436
Nope. She got eaten by the great trademark monster.
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>>26825195
>best fillyscout
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>>26825444

F
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>Anon, what's a slav?
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>>26825436
Why wouldn't we?
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>>26825447
>>26825195
alright, but what have the fillyscouts done for me, the average nonpony?
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>>26825455
nasty, uncouth people
think..like an uncollared filly
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>>26825347
okay maybe not
what about other changeling girls?
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>>26825455
Griffons
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>>26825444
>no hat
>no flank
that would still work right?
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>>26825525
It wouldn't be the same though.
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>>26825459
Sell you delicious cookies and work tirelessly to improve your neighborhood through community service
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Nya!
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Scrunchin
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>>26825391

With as often as that color scheme shows up on OC ponies, you would think Medley would be more popular
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>>26825606
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>>26825612
what's a medley
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>>26825631

A miserable pile of background pony
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>>26825631

the pony pictured

this gal
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>>26825641
How do you keep track of all those background ponies, FlyingSaucer? What's your secret?
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>>26825650

Love
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The mares are claiming to have magical transforming lingerie again
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>>26825658
that's false advertisement
the last few times I dressed up in their lingerie, they just sat around laughing at me and nothing happened
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>>26825654
Best princess.
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>>26825192
>>26825195
sonata dusk pls
>>26825203
season 5 is a mistake
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>>26825667
The lingerie transforms you into something they can laugh at
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pls no bully
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>>26825667
That's because you didn't say the incantation right, silly
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>>26825685
>>26825707
oh, alright
I'll take two pairs
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Scootaloo drugged you so Sweetie Belle and you can get married by Apple Bloom
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Looks like Applejack's got something to say!
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Twilight wants to be your friend.
Twilight rapes her friends.
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>>26825696
I-I'm going to ask her out
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>>26825734
Twilight may be booksmart, but Applejack is the wise one.
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>four days
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"Oh stupid human!", Pony said with a grin, "You knew damn well I was a horse; When you took me in!"
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>>26825735
This is true.
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Pony is severely disappointed with the deviantart and newgrounds animations she liked as a filly. They are like, way worse than she thought they would be.
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>>26825784
But pony is still a filly.
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>>26825759
>Twi has high INT
>AJ has high WIS

Is AJ an apple cleric
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>>26825696
I want to erase her nose.
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>>26825798
Oy vey!
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>there's "Already shit" macro on baby's episode of season 5.
This is a sign. I want to believe.
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STREAMING
GIVE REQUESTS

https://piczel.tv/watch/nobby
https://piczel.tv/watch/nobby
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>>26825759
>AJ
>Wise
The day that is true is the day Rarity is a STR built
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>>26825816
APPLEJACK EATING A SANDWICH

MADE OF SALAMI
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>>26825816
Sunset Shimmer stacked on top of Sunburst stacked on top of Celestia
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>>26825724
I would have married Sweetie anyways.
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>>26825816
PINKIE PIE CATERING WITH A BUNCH OF JIMMIES ON THE FOOD
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>>26825827
If you're gonna go for a sun stack, you might as well throw in this one as well.
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>>26825816
Princess death match
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>>26825816
Pony in a baby bouncer.
Like, a full grown pony.
She's having a blast.
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>>26825816
ponies operating tanks
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>>26825816

Spitfire ahegao
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>>26825816
This fish horse giving the pegasus (who is incredibly sleep-deprived and haggard looking) a large cup of coffee.
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>>26825816
Rarity's mom doing anything
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Filly accidentally ate all your grass.
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>>26825964
uh oh
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>>26825816
TURBOPANK
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>>26825798
Don't a dweeb a dork in the schnozz, doofus.
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>4 days until S6
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>>26826038
I hope Rarity is super cute in S6.
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Don't think about ponies in socks.
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>>26826065
Too late
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>>26826065
What is it with this fandom and socks
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>>26826038
SOON
I CAN ALMOST TASTE IT
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>>26826077
Ponies in socks are adorable.
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>>26826100
But /why/?
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>>26826117
Because.
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>>26826117
Because.
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>>26825987
I wish there were more art of the filly scouts.
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>>26826141
That's not cute
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>>26826136
>>26826141
So the stories are true. The MLPG hivemind is real.
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>>26826158
Of course not. That's sexy.
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>>26826136
libra a qt
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>>26826188
Shitposting is against the rules, anon
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>>26826188
Doesn't change the fact that I want to paint her insides white.
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>>26826155
As do I.
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does mlp general have a skype chat?
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>>26826188
You're garbage.
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>>26826214
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>>26826214
Fillies with crushes on stallions is absolutely adorable.
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>>26826215
There were multiple Skype chats here.
THEY ALL FUCKING ENDED WITH HUGE DRAMA
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>>26826215
yeah, but it's just one big circlejerk
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>>26826234
The zebra is cute, but I prefer the southern one
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>>26826255
>THEY ALL FUCKING ENDED WITH HUGE DRAMA
Not a big surprise.
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>>26826265
i am okay with that, can you sign me up?
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Are there any pony comics besides Friendship is Magic, Friends Forever, Pony Tales, and that one Fiendship collection?
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>>26826313
ask Lethallin for an invite
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>>26826242
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>>26826357
The Micro series.
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>>26825915
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>>26826275
Berry cute.
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>>26826368
>Lethallin

wich Lethallin then?
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>>26826357
Also there's a few annuals and the holiday special if those don't count as a part of the Friendship is Magic series.
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>>26826381
I can't find a TP copy of those. Have they not made any yet?

I'm too lazy to track down individual comics so I'm only getting them as they come out in paperback sets.
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>>26826388
I love you
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>>26826388
Thanks muchly, Nobby. It's great.
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Isn't mlp a girl's
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>>26826388
I want to sleep with that pegasus. Nonsexually.
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>>26826402
Looking at the page for it I think the Pony Tales series you mentioned is the name of the TPB of the micro series, so you're good there.
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>>26826388
Das cute mang
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>>26826394
I'm gonna bet on the russian one
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>>26825999
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Always remember to pick the fillies by the neck with your mouth. It's safer that way.
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>>26826499
Hella. Thanks nobbles.
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>>26826499
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
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>>26826499
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>>26826499
>Pinkie brought TWO kegs to the party
We gon' get fucked up tonight!
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>>26825816
Twilight raping Anon
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Please do not let Ponk drink
She will accidently the space-time continuum again
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which pony did you think about most today

and what sort of thoughts?
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>>26826578
Twilight. A lot of the songs that came on my playlist to and from class today were Twilight-centric, and I was stuck thinking how she went from friendless to princess of friendship. She really has grown a lot since the start of the series.
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>>26826578
I thought about the jolly green giant.
And her big string bean.
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>>26826558
>girls
>raping
They don't even have penises or sex drives, how could they ever rape anyone?
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>>26826621
>She really has grown a lot since the start of the series.
Indeed.
I wonder if they're going to update her model on the show any time soon? Make her even taller.
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>>26826645
I don't think they'd want her to tower too much over her friends physically.
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>>26825402
How come Hasbro hasn't released an estrus season episode yet?
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>>26826645
>Season Six starts
>she's taller than Luna
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>>26826578
Sleeping with Coco.
Feeling her warmth.
Hugging her and never let her go.
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>>26826578
Sunset Shimmer

Thoughts about how fun and cute it would be to help her readjust to being a pon
Like she would act proud and confident and then immediately trip over her hoovers and look embarrassed and ask for help
Also thoughts about marrying her and living together forever with our pony children
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>>26826621
>She really has grown a lot since the start of the series.

unf
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>>26826680
She seemed okay going back to being a pony in the first EqG, and that was after a year or more of being human.
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>>26826688
WHOOP WHOOP ANTHRO ALERT ANTHRO ALERT!!!
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>>26826688
Why is fat fetish a thing?
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>>26826688
Is that a hand, Anon?
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>>26826699
>She seemed okay going back to being a pony in the first EqG, and that was after a year or more of being human.
Sunset was Celestias former personal student, before she took on Twilight.
And since Twi was like 9 years old when that happened, it implies Sunset's been in the EqG world for at least a decade.
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>>26826732
>30-something in a teenage body
unf
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odd- god hand
even- draw
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>>26826748
>mind of an established, responsible and stable adult female in the body of a youthful, spunky, and pure teen

>about as real as talking ponies
Why must life be so cruel?
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>>26826780
Draw filly Twilight masturbating
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>>26826780
draw god hand pone
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>>26826780
>>26826800
draw god hand pone fisting filly Twilight
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>>26826780
Draw the opposite of a filly masturbating.

Draw a stallion studying
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>>26826780
Don't listen to the last anon

Draw lots and lots of fillies masturbating
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Fillies can't masturbate.
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>>26826841
not without human help, that is

won't you think of the fillies?
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>>26826841
I shall teach them how!
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>>26826701
OMG I didn't notice at first
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>>26826853
what do they even do in the filly scouts?
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>>26826884
Filly things and sometimes filly stuff.
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>daddy!
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>>26826884
sell cookies and community service
Learn about nature and earn badges
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>>26826884
>>26826894
>>26826955
Fuck you guys now I want ot be a filly scout
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"Because cats have adapted to conserve energy via long periods of rest and sleep, it is possible that purring is a low energy mechanism that stimulates muscles and bones without a lot of energy."

http://www.salon.com/2014/02/27/why_do_cats_purr_partner/
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>>26826961
Filly Scout leaders are strenuously examined and tested to prove whether or not they can resist the temptations of booping fillies in uniform, eating the cookie stores, and other things which might imperil the fillies.
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>>26826955
Do you think filly scouts earn badges in masturbation?
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>>26826639
Mares have really intense sex drives.

And penises.
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>>26826978
What's up with you and filly masturbation.
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>>26826970
>salon
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>>26826961
All you have to do is become a filly.

>>26826978
Don't be gross, fillyanon
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>>26826970
Are ponies cats?
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>>26827002
no, they are ponies

pegasi are birbs but ponies are not cats
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>>26826645
>>26826664
Nope, she'll be no longer a princess in the S6 finale.
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>>26827002
Not unless we kick it into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
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>>26827010
Then what are unicorns?
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>>26827018
unicorns, duh
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>>26826978
>you will never be a filly with a bandana
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Cute scouts.
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A filly a day keeps the colts away.
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>>26826978
what do you think each filly's favorite sex toy is?
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>>26827018
Narwhals
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>>26827042
Anon
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>Eye contact does not cause pregnancy.
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>>26826984
>derivitive
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>>26827042
Apple Bloom - apples
Scootaloo - Rainbow Dash buttplug
Sweetie Belle - Rarity's horn
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>>26827063
i just want to give my waifu a bunch of little babbies
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Can we go ONE THREAD without thinking about sex every single post??
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Don't think about ponies and sex.
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>>26827081
Sex is important to human reproduction. Without it we wouldn't exist. We HAVE to talk about it, anon.
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Platonic nonsexual boops GO
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>>26827088
But how can I make a big family without sex
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>>26827080
Human babies?
Satyrs?
Foals?
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>>26827096
That's only when it concerns human-to-human contact, Anon. Making a big fuss about bestiality is actually detrimental to continuing the human race, as no one would stick with 3DPD women when cartoon waifus are forever.
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>>26827079
>Sweetie Belle - Rarity's horn

do you think she uses her sister while she's sleeping?
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>>26827105
im split between satyrs and foals

foals with subtle human characteristics
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You can always adopt a filly.
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>>26827123
But I want a baby with our combined blood running through it's veins.
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>>26827123
I don't want some trailer trash reject foal
I want my own foal
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https://piczel.tv/watch/nobby

NOBBY, XIERIL, AJ,AND DOTKWA MULTI STRAM BATTLE ROYALE!
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>>26827147
you could always put your blood in the filly after you adopt her
I'm sure that would work
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>>26827081
Is it weird that I don't?
It feels like there was a shift in MLPG somewhere along the line where lewd posting was in the minority and usually there to garner replies, but eventually became the majority while nonsexual stories became the ironic ones made to circumvent expectations.
>>
Do you think the Guardians of Equestria arch will have more focus on drama and character development?
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>>26827147
But Anon, think of all the poor orphans that need a home.
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>>26827164
Pffft no.
It'll focus more on BUY OUR TOYS.
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>>26827161
Please don't involve the fillies in your weird blood rituals.
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>>26827165
No.
>>
Nyx wants to play the hug game.
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>>26827165
that one smells bad
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>>26827162
You're not weird, Anon. You're just too old to remember that's how you were when you first started in MLPG, where your hormones flew so uncontrollably that all you could think about is Twilight's puckered lips rather than her adorkable charm
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>>26827117
Of course. The thrill of defiling her big sister without her knowledge probably gets her off.
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>>26827165
i want to adopt scootaloo
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>>26827120
>foals with subtle human characteristics
Like what?
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>>26827162
If you ask me, it comes and goes. It feels the same here right now as it did back in 2011, except there's no /co/ bitching.
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>>26827162
People ran out of interesting things to talk about.
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>>26827193
Not that anon, but when I first started in MLPG in February 2011, the show killed my libido for months.
I still don't know why.
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>>26827201
more pronounced canines
the desire for and ability to digest meat much better
more aggressive personality than other pones
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>>26827201
The desire to fuck ponies.
Being a little assholish.
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>>26827214
me too
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>>26827214
My libido died permanently.
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>>26827214
>>26827235
most likely you were one of those annoying faggots who kept making threads about being too scared to fap to ponies because it deviated from the normal 3DPD boobie porn you were used to instead of just accepting it for what it was.

You've fixed yourself though.
>>
Starting is easy!
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>season 6 starts in 5 days

What the FUCK. I'm not used to these short hiatuses.
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>>26827249
ARE YOU EXCITED?

ARE
YOU
READY!?
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>>26827246
But I was a huge furfag when I started watching ponies
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>>26827246
I was into loli before I got into MLP, and I couldn't sexualize the ponies for several months.
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>>26827266
>featureless crotch on your face

unf
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>>26827256
The back only socks thing is old now.
We get it, you have butts.
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I just want to cuddle and do cute things with a pony that loves me
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>>26827299
Why is she on fire
why is no one doing anything
nice butt
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>>26827301
Pony will rape you if you cuddle her, though.
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>>26827299
You are waifu is garbage!
Nice art, though
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>>26827299
Look at that FAT BUTT
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>>26827299
STOP BLOWING RASPBERRIES AT ME YOU STUPID BIRDFACE
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It sure as hell didn't kill my libido, nothing can do that, but I didn't think about pony butts for a long time after I started watching. Might've been about a year? I can't remember, after that it's all a blur of butts, ponuts, and horse vag.
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>>26827246
Incorrect.
While I did regain libidinous function, anything even remotely pony-related does nothing for me.
>>
Unbox the mare
>>
Post MLP songs in your country's dub.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ9CG4jOZRs
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>>26827348
>there are non-Americans in this thread right now
I shudder at the thought.
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>>26827299
dat ass
>>
Filly sacrificed her friends using the Behelit to attain unfathomable power.
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>>26827355
sorry I guess?
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>>26827348
OH, I'M SORRY. DID I HEAR "AMERICA THREAD"?
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FUCKING FOREIGNERS
STOP BEING DIFFERENT YOU DEGENERATES
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>on a Hawaii Vacation with family
>can't get over the fact that I'll miss the premier because of it

What has my life become?
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>>26827348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyrAkwJ6WsY
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>>26827379
Don't you have a laptop or something you can watch it on? Hotels always have wifi
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>>26827375
well I can't really help it america jeez
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>>26827380
Haaah. I remember when I used to look forward to pony songs. Y'know, back when they were actually good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHf-YnY9k7k
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>there are Americans on MLPG right now
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>>26827420
get out commie
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>>26827388
The problem is we'll be leaving for the airport at 5 am on Saturday.
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>>26825816
what is this new site, i dont like change
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>>26827440
it's for multistram
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>>26827355
>>26827373
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>>26827379
I missed the first 4 seasons live because of how shit my internet was. I had to download them because I had like 0.5 Mbps and couldn't even stream at 144p. You'll survive. MLPG will still be here to talk about the show when you finally view it.
>>
>>26827348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE7oIb1nwuU
pls no bully
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>>26827420
Go back to your Gulag, Ivan. This is Merica territory now
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>>26827414
Season 5 was only 100 days ago though.
Haha, get it? I'm telling you to fuck off. That's the joke.
>>
>>26827465
how is europe abed?
>>
Which pony enjoys avocados the most?
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>>26827465
Swede detected
>>
Luna cock voring ponies then hiding her enlarged squirming balls with illusion and sound dampening magic while talking to the victims friends and planning her next move.
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>>26827465
LOOK OUT IT'S A TERRORIST
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>>26827465
How's Paris, Anon?
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>>26827461
I've never watched an episode live, because I can never stay up that late/get up that early.

>>26827465
they sound like they have food in their mouths
is that just how arabic sounds?

>>26827478
>>26827484
>>26827491
lel
>>
Filly mantled the godhead.
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>>26827348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk6ZIBlSLZA

Latin Spanish dub songs are way better than I expected them to be.
>>
>>26827505
is that a sexual thing? it sounds like a sexual thing
filly is much too young to be doing things like that
>>
Italian fillies vs
American fillies vs
Spanish fillies vs
Mexican fillies vs
Australian fillies vs
Jaopanese fillies
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This mare's cock.
In your throat.
Throbbing.
Filling.
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>>26827478
it's eggscellent
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>>26827465
What's that song that always plays during ISIS beheading videos? I've tried looking but I can't find it.
>>
>>26827520
What about German fillies?
>>
>>26827520
they all win, because it's one of those 'YOU'RE ALL WINNERS' bullshit contests so no one gets hurt feelings
>>
>>26827522
Can I have my waifu's cock in my throat too?
>>
>>26827520
American fillies vs russian fillies
Spanish fillies vs morrocan fillies
Mexican fillies vs mexican colts
Japanese fillies vs north korean fillies
>>
>>26827465
aaa it sounds weirdly cute

>>26827500
>they sound like they have food in their mouths
tongue movement i believe
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>>26827540
There are no German fillies
Only German mares
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>>26827486
Luna is a cock terrorist
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>>26827540
They all stayed home to play Train Simulator: Equestrian Edition
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>>26827531
I wouldn't know
I'm not even arab/muslim
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>>26827553
Canni is the one true German mare
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>>26827522
throbbing and filling me with cum?
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>>26827566
Thick mare semen sloshing down your tongue and your throat.
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>>26827566
no
filling you with feathers and chicken shit
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>>26827578
I love it
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>>26827465

>Rainbow Dadh speaking terrorist

Fitting
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>>26827578
i want to blow a horse dick so bad, i wish it wasnt considered gay
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Guys, please. Mares do not have penises.
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>>26827550
Being a NK filly must be suffering.
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>>26827613
You're right, they have feminine penises.
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>>26827613
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>>26827621
No, Anon. Mares do not have any penises at all.
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>>26827633
Then what do you call THIS!
>>
>>26827633
Then what are their testicles for exactly?
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>Come, Darling. Allow me to assist you in mastering the delicate art of irrumatio.
>>
I've decided colt is too irresponsible for a pet filly.
>>
>>26827611
pinkie was adorable in that episode

and every episode
>>
>>26827613
They cock vored my friends
>>
>>26827613
Yes they do
>>
>>26827660
i dont know what that is but i would do it for rarity.

i just hope its not some dumb fetish where i die or something
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>>26827677
>>
>>26827698
Which is which?
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These make me happy.
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>>26827690
It's face fucking. She wants your dick in her throat.
>>
>>26827698
Oh hey someone else saved it
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Really happy.
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>>26827641
That is a unicorn horn. Not a penis.
>>
>>26827698
vortex - pinkie
wonder wave - rarity
super tight - twilight
ultra tight - fluttershy
speed bump - rainbow dash
original - applejack
>>
>>26827710
>>26827721

How does nobby make suck cute artwork so fast?
>>
>>26827698
>>26827716
I don't follow, explain.
>>
>>26827660
>irrumatio
no boner no

>>26827698
Those are onahole designs, right?

Ultra tight what the fuck?
>>
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>>26827677
why does the cockvore fetish always end in death and torture.

i could enjoy the fetish if it was a friendly consensual act. the main six entering grown spikes cock as a convenient way to travel across equestria is something i would unf at.

or the whole filly class loading up for a school field-trip.
>>
>Celestia: She must win.
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>>26827726
>you will never fist Applejacks loose and floppy urethra.
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>>26827725
But Ms. Cheerilee, if mares don't have penises then why do all of the waifufags with unicorn waifus talk about sucking their dicks all the time?
>>
>>26827748
Not enough people like CV to comment otherwise apparently.

Latter idea is unf. Who do they travel in?
>>
>>26827765
Please do not boil the purple. She doesnt even realize it
>>
>>26827765
Ms Cheerilee is lying to you, Twilight, that's why I'm having a meeting with the school board to have her removed from her position
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>>26827726
>you will never feel plenka's vortex undulate around your shaft
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>>26827721
I feel it
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>>26827790
4 days. Maximum hype.
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>>26827733
sleep all day and have 3 pots of coffee a night
>>
Pone flew over the cuckoo's nest.
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>>26827765
Because they're uneducated. If they had stayed in school for more than three years, they would have been taught about mares not having penises.
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If mares don't have penises, then why does Twilight get a throbbing erection whenever she sees you?
>>
>>26827660
By turning me into a cute mare and having stallions perform it on me?
>>
>>26827803
Because she's actually a stallion. Thus, the penis.
>>
>>26827664
It's your fault. The pet filly was too cute.
>>
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>>26827803
That's not her penis.
She stole it.
From Rarity.
>>
>>26827803
That's her illusion spell at work
She makes you see and feel a massive futa cock on her when she activates it and you gain a growing hunger-like lust for her cock that can never be truly sated
Nobody can see or feel it but you and she uses this to eventually totally dominate and control you
>>
>>26827812
FASTER
>>
>you will never make pony the little spoon and then rub their horse erection
>>
>>26827812
HEY CRAPHORSE
>>
>>26827835
>pony will never force you to be the little spoon and lightly rub her horse erection between your asscheeks
>>
>>26827858
>pony will never pin you down, push her huge length into you, and rut you for seemingly hours on end until she lets out a primal grunt and fills you with her love
Why even live
>>
>>26827835
>>26827858
>>26827872
>this will never happen to me
I want to die honestly
>>
I really hope nothing gay happens to me.
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>>26827927
Do people even play quake fortress anymore?
>>
I really hope something gay happens to me.
>>
>>26827927
Filly is too small.
I wouldn't even be able to fuck her.
>>
>>26827956
not with that attitude
>>
>>26827925

I've jerked it to nothing but traps for the past few days.

Get out while you can.
>>
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>>26826655
>estrus episode

What was "Lesson Zero"?

(It wasn't just Twilight, either)
>>
We're getting close enough now that it's be smart to start monitoring sites like Amazon, Hasbro's YouTube channel, and iTunes, for any early episode leaks. They'd probably post them after 3AM EST.
>>
>>26827970
What kind of traps?
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>>26827973
See?
>>
We're getting close enough now that it's be smart to start monitoring Twilight's bedroom window. She tends to bring her friends over at 8PM EST. By 10 they should be well plastered and looking to relieve stress after shooting a long season.
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>>26827991

Trappy traps
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>>26827927
>Valve introduces the quickplay button to TF2's menu, so people don't have to browse thru the server list to join matches.
>Valve then removes all the community servers from quickplay.
>Community servers dry up, since like 95% of new players just click the quickplay button.
>Game is now a wasteland of VALVe servers running stock maps and full of spies/snipers.
>>
>>26827999
i think i would just shut down at such an over abundance of affection
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>>26828034
why not simply cuddle belly to belly
face to face
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>>26828028
Is it really a wasteland now? I haven't played in a couple years.
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https://a.uguu.se/golylk.png
whoa
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>>26828034
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>>26828069
This kills the pony.
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>>26828069
is that snootle going into an ass or vag?
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>>26828098
What does? The pony who'll have trouble breathing, or the one with the seriously prolapsed ponut.
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>>26828114
up the ponut
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>>26828126
niiiiiice
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>>26827858
>>26827872
http://i.imgur.com/jrv7cRl.png
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>>26828139
Unf
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filly cosplaying as anon
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who bernie here?
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>>26828139
WHOA
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>>26828069
das a big prolapsed butthole
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>>26828151
BUILDAWALL
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>>26828151
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK!
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>>26828162
yeah but come on
I have to know how effective the demoralizing campaign is
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>>26828184
OYYY VEEEEYYYYY
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>>26828194
I don't know why but this always makes me laugh. Every time I see it I get a giggle or snort from it.
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>>26828184
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https://derpiboo.ru/1114217
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>>26828184
Never underestimate the depth of human stupidity.
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Wetaloo
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>>26828139
OH MY YES
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Winaloo
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>>26828184
>have friend who's agnostic
>his family is jewish
>he had a barmitzvah
>he loves jew jokes
holy shit he'll get a fucking kick out of this

>>26828259
unf
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Grinaloo
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>>26828184
I lost some energy when i saw trump is pro Israel, but after seeing it divide the jews i am back on board.
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>>26828139
whats it feel like to have the power to bring dreams and fetishes into reality
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Floataloo
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Filly wants to invade Poland.
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>>26828261
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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>>26828331
I want to put a signed adoption form just out of Scootaloo's reach as she jumps feebly to try and reach it, and cursing her useless wings. She has until 6 to mail it to the mayor's office or it becomes void and she stays an orphan forever.
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>>26828263
perfection in a minty equine form
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>>26828370
I'm going to prod her out the window.
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>>26828358
i remember people saying trump will gas all the weebs and neets, what changed?
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>>26828387
she'll be fine
she has wings
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>>26828375
I don't understand why people keep going with le orphan meme.
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>>26828400
She ain't gonna open them before she hits the ground.
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>>26828375
Sadaloo
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>>26828401
Because the fandom needs a character to use orphan jokes on, and at some point everybody just agreed to use Scootaloo.
There's no getting rid of it now, it's too ingrained in the fandom.
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"Gypsy Bard (Early Unreleased Version)" by SherclopPones

Sung by Jenny Nicholson.
Written by Griffin Lewis, Lenich, and Kirya.
Produced by Lenich.

This is an earlier unreleased dance version of "Gypsy Bard" made by Lenich and written by Sherclop Pones that was originally going to be featured in episode 7 of Friendship is Witchcraft before SherclopPones ultimately decided instead to use the more acoustic version that was featured in the episode.

The dance instrumental was uploaded by Griffin on his tumblr a few years ago before the episode came out, and I simply took that instrumental and added Jenny's vocals to it.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/wbw1lypjxsr0lld/Gypsy%20Bard%20Original.mp3?dl=0

Enjoy, fags! /)
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>>26828431
Neat
The version that got used definitely works better though
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>>26828431
>Friendship is Witchcraft
The golden age of the fandom really is over, isn't it?
The only people left are the porn artists.
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>>26828461
B-but, can't we share? Please?
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>>26828431
it sounds like the vocals are too far away and the music is too close.

whats the term for that in the music world
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Hugaloo
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>>26828461
Bitch I'll fite u.
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>>26828431
Yeah the version they used was better.
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>>26828474
>>
shipping is between one mare and one stallion

the bible says so
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>>26828491
I am sad now.
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>>26828454
>FiW
>Golden age
Aside from the songs, most of their stuff was mediocre. It was like they just wanted to be the first abridged MLP series, so they rushed episodes out.
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>>26828392
Nothing changed.

Most weebs and NEETs are profoundly neurotic and eagerly embrace the cold, clammy embrace of death.
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What do you call the useless skin around a pussy?

A mare!
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Buttaloo
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>>26828546
anon that's fucking lewd
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>>26828392
the meme got old and busted

And it was bronies, too
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>>26827011
>>
ponies
>>
suck
>>
horsecocks
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>>26828564
Buttaloo 2: Electric Bootyloo
>>
what is each pony's favorite meme?
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>>26828583
Scootaloo has a great butt
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>>26826394
The one with the Kirby avatar
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>>26828629
And a great smile!
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>>26828631
>suh

is this a fresh hot new meme i dont know about yet
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>>26828633
look at how pretty her smile is, she's so happy that she's got her cutie mark.
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>>26828634
Oh shit, it was an edit. I thought some random schlub just gave her a cat smile for shits and giggles.
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>>26828634
Don't you weh.
Don't you dare fucking weh.
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>>26828645
imagine if she had parents
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>>26828631
nO
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>>26828645
She's just a happy filly.
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>>26828651
She's gonna weh
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>>26828639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6TY1SRABes
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>>26828659
HNNNG
MAX CUTE
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>>26828669
is this ironic or not? i dont want to make a fool of myself for guessing wrong
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>>26828674
Scoots you've just been moving that wheel back and forth with all four of your hooves for like, 5 hours now.
And this is made out of wood and rope. With maybe a hinge or pulley at the other end. There's no engine.
How are you covered in grease?
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>>26828669
curly hair dude looks like million dollar extreme with a huge chin
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>>26828674
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>>26828651
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>>26828701
How do ponies not get shit in their eyes like all the time they're huge as dicks
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"Gypsy Bard (Unreleased Version)" with no vocals:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/abrwrq9imvdp9ar/Gypsy%20Bard%20Lenich.mp3?dl=0


>>26828476
I think you're right, anon. Here's a fixed version:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/0uj6zwl08pkpbje/Gypsy%20Bard%20Unreleased%20%28no%20guitar%29.mp3?dl=0


And this one is the same fixed version but I added Lenich's guitar track to it which I think makes it even better:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/dl2gnv2wu0gjf3a/Gypsy%20Bard%20%28Early%20Unreleased%20Version%29.mp3?dl=0

The last one is the best version I think.
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>>26828727
You could probably defeat the entire equestrian army with a bucket of glitter.
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>>26828736
>defeat
>implying it wouldn't only make them more excited and dangerous
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>>26828738
And blind.
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Cloudaloo
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>>26828631
>>26828669
I like Getter but his "Suh Dude" gimmick is awful. That said Rip N Dip has a pretty good music video.
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>>26828749
Scootahat
>>
zip a dee doo da zip pony ayy
what a wonderful feeling what a wonderful hay
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>>26828772
Hataloo
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>>26828783
Hey, I was singing that to myself 10 minutes ago. Get out of my fucking head.
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>>
http://i.imgur.com/ReLWF91.png
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>>26828817
WHOA
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>>26828817
Now make Anon suck her off under the desk.
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>>26828817
what a beautiful feminine dick
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>>26828817
>drew her with horse parts
>male horse parts

You missed a grand opportunity, man. Come on.
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>>26828827
Nah, that's a pretty gay dick.
It's like you don't know anything about girlcocks.
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>>26828817
is she sitting in public with a raging horse erection?
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>>26828817
>SS
>Futa
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>>26828841
>bush
oh god Anon, don't tease me like this
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>>26828851
>>26828868
oh look, the shitposters are already here
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>>26828876
it's okay not to like things
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>>26828845
no, she's sitting in a featureless white void
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>>26828897
She looks like she's about to pass out from the sudden drop in blood pressure.
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>>26828868
is there a pony version of the hol up meme?
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>>26828817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iDA-LG2tKE
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>>26828921
thats a friendship erection. the power of friendship is flowing through it.
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>>26828822
http://i.imgur.com/XsYbPGBg.png
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>>26828942
Yes, good
this accurately represents and temporarily satisfies my cocklust
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>>26828942
hot
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falling pineapple kills three
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>>26828942
This looks more like he's eating her out. I like it that way.
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Pervaloo
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>>26828997
Buttaloo
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>>26828942
anyone else wonder what kind of porn nobby keeps in his secret stache
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>>26829017
Consensual missionary position straight human porn, lights on, with hand holding afterwards.
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>>26829017
No?
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>>26829017
>secret stache
I'm imagining a mustache grown on some covered part of his body that he never shows to anyone. A secret stache. And he keeps his porn in it.
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>>26828939
https://derpibooru.org/996866

wonderful
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>>26829037
i bet theres like a million dicks in there
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>>26829048
Scootaloo is just the worst CMC. It should just be Applebloom and Sweetie Belle. Hell, even replace her with Diamond Tiara.
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Dudealoo
>>
All I want is a filly to raise and care for.
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>>26829054
>not adoring small flightless pegasi

even the most self-absorbed bitch of the Mane Six likes her
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>>26829070
why
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>>26829077
Tax benefits.
More would mean more tax write off's too.
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>>26829070
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>>26829077
Because
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>>26829079
I'm going to open a filly halfway house.
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>>26829087
and force all the fillys to race
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>>26829094
The social workers may have caught on after I asked them how many fillies it would take to carry a full grown man around on a palanquin.
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>>26829094
winning fillys get extra mane brushing and tum rubs
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>>26829102
They probably had to go look up what that word was.
Ponies pull the wagon so they are probably okay with this.
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>>26829115
Pony also wears the saddle.
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Realaloo

I want this so bad it hurts
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>>26829125
I'd rather pony wear the strap-on
>>
Pony thinks mules are just half assed.
>>
>>26829137
why not just let pony wear the futa cock?
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there's dorksweat all over the floor
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>>26829167
whos cock is it?

its already canon you can take someones wings so its not too much of a stretch to take someones cock. infact i bet stallions rent out their cocks all the time.

imagine how much work you could get done without any sexual distractions.
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>>26829201
What if pony hired out two cocks at once?
>>
>>26829201
>"Oh boy, I'm gonna get so much work done now that I don't have that dumb 'ol dick distracting me!"
>a few hours later, you're still bored doing jack fucking nothing
>and you can't even beat off to entertain yourself
>>
all of the royal guards are required to turn their cocks in while on the job.

all the cocks are thrown into a pile in the back room until the end of the day
>>
Filly's going to eat your butt.
>>
and now scootaloo has just accidentally discovered that room
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>>26829243
Whataloo
>>
Scootaloo has made a dick throne for the dick castle. Sweetie and AB are her loyal vassals in the dick fields.
>>
>>26829249
I want to take a Scootasnooze
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>>26829252
>some dicks in the throne start cumming when scootaloo sits down

unf
>>
>>26829263
>Several pegasi guards outside drop by the window.
>Followed by a thud
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>>26829234
Captain gets first pick, right?
that's why Shining Armor's the biggest?
>>
>thesis draft due in 10 hours
>can't stop browsing MLPG

Just fucking kill me
>>
now scootaloo is the big pony
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>>26829285
hey, are you the guy on the horsefucking calendar?

do your fucking thing or whatever
>>
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>>26829287
lol I just remembered that Faust said she's never watched any of the episodes past Season 1 because it's "too painful".
I wonder how she feels about a 6th season starting soon?
>>
>>26829288
Yup that's me. I've been writing 15 hours a day since Thursday. Currently at 12,000 words. Problem is there's probably another 1,000 that needs to be written and I'm already 3 pages over the page limit.

Fingers crossed my supervisor doesn't strangle me.
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>>26829285
wut, first of all regular mlpg isnt even that good and right now we are in 2am mlpg.

what the fuck are you doing.
>>
>>26829323
MARRY ME ROOGNA
>>
>>26829313
>Moondancer read that book so well that it came in her face
that's pretty hardcore, giving a book an orgasm like that
>>
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>>26829323
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>>26829298
>baby alicorn
>is an instant princess without any hard work

ha, thats like the exact opposite of what faust wanted
>>
>>26829335
DON'T WAHK
450 BIT PENALTY
>>
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?
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>>26829344
try and stop her
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>>26829379
Oh no AB!
Your hair is melting!
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>Want to go to bed.
>"Lemme just check /pol/ real quick like"
>Explosions at Brussels airport.
Well shit.
>>
I want to put the filly on a leash.
Then put the filly on a treadmill.
Then tie the filly to the treadmill.
Then exercise babs until she loses her fat ass.
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Pony just wants to tie your legs and arms around her body so that she can walk around with you as her cocksock.
>>
>>26829416
Go to bed and by the time you wake up the 24 hour news cycle will have ground it down into a easy to digest paste.
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>>26829421
i dont see that working out when the ponis are so liitle
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>>26829431
pony shrank you for easy portability
>>
>>26829426
You're absolutely right.
But happenings are rare, especially ones of this magnitude.
>>
>>26827465
>>26827487
http://news.sky.com/story/1664446/brussels-airport-and-metro-attacks-kill-23
Now look what you've done.
>>
>>26829434
thanks ponie

now my only problem is that i would like to have a horse cock in my mouth and ass at all times, how can you satisfy this?
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>>26829441
It's still happening.
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>>26829434
>Pony shrank you.
Wink wink, nudge nude, say now more!
>>
>>26829437
is this a huge happening? i thought it was minor so i went back to masticating.
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>>26829434
since the cocksock role is taken, can i be shrunk to royal butt plug size.
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>>26829456
Well I mean, how often are airports attacked?
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>>26829465
Yes, but if you're applying for Celestia's position I don't think shrinking is in order
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>>26829476
do you think an artist ever looks at a piece and regrets making the ass so big.
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>>26829482
Probably not
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>>26829482
never once in the history of art
>>
HAS

THE

PRINCESS

STACK

BEEN

UPDATED

YET
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>>26829500
man, the Twilight Sparkle one wasn't even finished, was it?
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I hope there's a running gag where a stiff breeze is enough to catch on Flurry's outsized wings and send her sailing through the air.
>>
I got
2 pones
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>>26829517
prove it, post their butts
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>>26829518
I can't, they're cuddling under the covers and I don't want to ruin the cozy
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>>26829517
ONE FOR THA CUDDLES AND ONE FOR THA LEWD
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>>26829516
>alone in the nursery

in the preview it says they have to keep the alicorn baby hidden from the public. i hope that is resolved by the end of the episode or else she will grow up into a super villain with no friends.
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>>26829551
>edgy and misunderstood alicorn
>is called Flurry Hearts

That would be kind of entertaining
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Filly

And colt
>>
Pony is going to make you eat a Thanksgiving feast out of her vag.
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>>26829580
Filly's really into it but Colt is kinda like "meh".
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>>26829581
alright, I'll help her prepare it
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>>26829585
colts can get laid anytime they want, they just have to spread their legs
fillies have it rough, they have to work for it and wine and dine the colts
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gotta breed
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>>26829593
just because you'll fuck literally any colt that will speak to you doesn't mean everyone is like that
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>>26829609
>>26829609
>>26829609

Another lovely day, hopefully!
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>>26829075
Lauren Faust - the God of the show - said that Rainbow's sisterly relationship with Scoots was a bad idea. Fuck your arguments.
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