I hope this guy is doing well.

>>26424248
>guy
That's a Twilight plush

>>26424269
check your privilege

>>26424288
You check them.

>>26424248
I can imagine walking into an Olive Garden with a giant pony plush and telling them what your waifu/horsebando will have to eat.

>>26424269
>not knowing about top autist

>>26424248
>tfw he's been on more dates than me

>>26424296
most elementary children have gotten farther with the opposite sex than the people on this board

to die handholdless ;_;

>>26424248
This guy know how to treat his waifu

>>26424248
I always wonder when guys like this order two meals, do they eat the second one or do throw it away?

>>26424336
>Implying his waifu is not hungry

>>26424248
>long island ice tea for him
>just water for twilight
such a supreme gentleman

>>26424307
you've never held hands with a girl? Really?

>>26424358
In science class in 11th grade I got to touch a girls hand. It was for seeing how far a charge from a battery or something would go

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>>26424378

>>26424378
Are you me?

>>26424378
wow, just wow... hang in there buddy, okay?

>>26424248
>he bought a full second dinner for a god damn plushie

I don't know why, but this horrifies me more than the fact that he married it. It's probably because I'm a Jew and can't help but be disturbed by such a waste of shekels..

>>26424291
check my 6

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>>26424458
>I'm a Jew
>>>/out/

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>>26424458
you're thinking of Jin
op's pic and Jin are two different people
I'm 99% sure Twiguy didn't legally marry his plush

this is Jin's plush

>>26424458
>not eating for two
>not getting chubby because your Plushfu has a thing for spare tires

>>26424458
This.

I wonder what the waiter must have been thinking.

>>26424510

Why does Jin's plush look like it has down syndrome

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>>26424495
wew,lad,roode

>>26424967
It's been through a lot

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I've always been a little envious of this guy. Having the courage or autism to be able to treat your dream as real no matter the repercussions. I wish I could be him and go full waifu devotion.

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>>26424957

Server/waiter here

If one of you fucks came into the restaurant I worked at with a giant pony waifu plushie, I would 100% act like the plushie was real.

"Of course, sir, the vhicken and shrimp carbonara. And for the missus?"
>turn to a giant Twilight Sparkle plushie
>"Yes, just a salad for her. She's vegetarian, so please make sure there's no meat."
"Right away sir. I'll be back momentarily."

>>26425922
This

>>26425922
If I remember the story right, he had a couple of friends with him when he did it. He was fully aware of what he was doing. And the waitresses thought it was adorable.

>>26426079
Out of pity or just for lulz?

>>26426098
>And the waitresses thought it was adorable.
The day I see someone do this is the day I buy him a drink

>>26424358
>you've never held hands with a girl? Really?
where
the fuck
you think
you are?

>>26426108

I'd probably think he was special needs, and just think it was part of his therapy. Plenty of people now have therapy animals, and others use baby dolls. This is just a combo of the two.

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>>26424248
Same here OP. Only wishing for the best for him and his twaifu.

>>26426142
>therapy with ponies
Doc I need a therapy! Stat!

>>26424378

Same here m8. Grew up with fundamentalists so if you wanted to go out with a girl, you better be ready to marry in a few months. Scared me right off.

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>>26426108
Both, but also out of wanting you two to have the best night ever. Because I'm a faggot like that. And any man that has the balls to bring his waifu into a public restaurant deserves good service.

>>26424288
check your dubs

>>26426177
Then he tips 10%

>>26426199
Still a better tip than I'd get from those FUCKING indians and spics tbqh

>>26426177
Your dubs speak the truth

>>26426153

Get me 50ccs of pone stat!

>>26424336
He got it boxed up and brought it home.

>>26424248
>My names Flash, and im here to steal your waifu

>>26425922
but the kind of courage that it takes to do something like this IS autism, anon!

>>26424378
I feel you dude.

>23
>Never even kissed a girl let alone been on a date [not for lack of trying mind you]

...though oddly I HAVE had phone sex with a girl I met online. But that's it.

I ONCE HUGGED MY MOM!

N-No lewd, though...

>>26426527
Imagine the looks people must give this guy.

>>26424495
why hello there, /pol/.
How is your day going?

>>26426079
>>26426177
You are best bro. Thank you.
Hope I meet you when I take Glimglam out on a romantic night.

>>26426677
Imagine being so confident/unaware of the world around you that you can do this without feeling stupid.
We mock him for being autistic but he could be alpha as fuck if he put that confidence toward something worthwhile.

>>26426098
>the waitresses thought it was adorable.
They thought he was special needs more than likely.

>>26427623
To an extent maybe, but confidence can only get you so far without some charisma to back it up.

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>>26424967
It was designed like that so that they would have something in common.

Why is this board so incredibly insecure?
>How could he do this!? The mean normies will laugh at him!
Who gives a fuck?

>>26424510
>he can marry it in japan there are a couple of japs who acuattly marry there wafiu

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>>26426498
CLEAR!

>>26426654
>phone sex
What's that even like? Just masturbating and moaning into the phone?

>>26427751
Real phone-sex workers will do role play for fetishes. Many of which are impossible. Vore, being crushed, etc. Basically it can be like hearing erotic fiction except it responds to you in real time.

>>26426098
Bringing friends is kind of cheating. It's not nearly as romantic when you bring a few friends to your dinner date with your waifu. Although I get the feeling he did it because it diffuses the awkwardness. If 1-3 friends were with him and were cool with it then anybody else would be slightly less likely to see it as a bad thing.

>>26426677
if looks alone scare you, you are not worth to have a waifu
nobody said it will be easy

>>26426663
did she hug you back?

>>26427652
True but we never met the guy. He has friends that he convinced to come with him with his plushie so he is at least socially able enough to have that happen.

>>26426498
GIVE ME 50 ML OF PONY SCAT?

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>>26424248
How could you even top that guy? Perhaps kissing it on camera during your honey moon.

>>26428444
3 words: LIKE FINE WINE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0Q23thkSTA

>>26424315
But he's feeding her meat

>>26424486
wow I can't believe no one noticed this

>>26428465
Funny,but he was behind a mask.
He could just get out of there, run to a public restroom and abandon the clothing there, change out then he would get away with it.

>>26428486
She was getting meat in her mouth one way or another

>>26424248
I'm serious
Has he made love to his "wife"?

>>26428493
Sure, but if I were doing it, I'd be giggling way too much. I can't do this shit with a straight face.

>>26428504
You wouldn't?

>>26426654
Wow, are you me?
>>26427751
It's exactly that. Masturbating and moaning. But when you're doing it, when you're in the moment, close your eyes and just let your imagination role with the eroticism of the moment it can be a very unique experience. Especially if you have a prior connection with the person.

>>26428516
Even if I cut a hole in the plushie, the cotton wouldn't feel too good I imagine

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>>26426098
>And the waitresses thought it was adorable.

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>>26428550
Not needed.
You can just rub on her.
It is just as romantic, imo.

Doesn't this guy get hallucinations of Twilight loving him back or some shit? Schizophrenia can easily delude people to do shit like this.

>>26428572
I learned something today

>>26428550
>what are fleshlight compartments

>>26428580
You learned that it's possible to rub your dick on things? You're in for a fun week, anon.

>>26428606
>Anon never had a rubbing dick on things phase
Not sure if to claim underage and or normalcy.

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pic related is the famous Fluttershy with the crotchtits AND hidden zipper for a mary insert

>>26428504
dude, you can't not make love to your LS waifu plush
it's the only way to go

>>26428550
while true, you can either modify a plush with a SPH (Strategically Placed Hole)
OR
find a plushmaker and commission one with a compartment for a Fleshlight, Mary or Sugar Star
you can even have a hidden zipper added

>>26428580
true minky feels the best

>>26428579
no.
you're thinking of Jin.
his plush is >>26424510

>>26428606
You know, I've never gone around just rubbing my dick on things, that sounds like it could be a worthwhile experience. Just systematically rubbing it on everything in my apartment, whatever comes into my line of site. Though, I'd have to do a lot of cleaning afterwards, out of respect for my next guests.

>>26428690
you're a girl?

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>>26426142
>just think it was part of his therapy
Jesus fuck, you are telling me I can actually do this and get away with it? Then the fucking guy loses all points.
Lame as fuck.

>>26428782
no, the person in the pic is the plushmaker

>>26427689
This is why you don't have a gf, and never will.

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>>26428491
>one
Nice. Lets keep it going, check my 2.

>>26428832
i feel blessed to be in your presence

>>26428820
lol. You're pathetic.

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>>26429068
That's some nice butthurt.

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>>26429088

>>26429088
first day here?

>>26429160
2010, here.

I've always wanted to do a something like OP's pic but as a group with other autists on this board as sort of a group date thing. Then I remember that I can't trust any of you faggots to not take pics and have my face memorialized in internet memery, with one day my employer finding it and firing me for a bullshit reason.

anyone doing anything special for V-day with/for their waifu?

>>26430358
>forgetting about the annual waifu wall

>>26426177
>>26426199
>>26426211
I really like the dramatic turn this chain of replies took

>>26430387
I'm hoping to participate in it this year, but I was referring to doing other stuff, like ops pic

>>26428493
thats typically the plan when you cosplay as anon.
i got away with alot of shit with my green body suit.

>>26430403
I really like you.

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>>26430430
I want to participate too.
Too bad my plush won't come in in time.

Guess I'll have to figure out something else.

>>26430689
print a fave solo sfw pic, that's what I'm doing

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i think there was another rich anon in that thread

http://imgur.com/a/cAa3P#5

>>26430718
Eh, I have a few plushies, that I can use. It just means I'll have to wait until next Valentines to do what I had in mind.

also, I live near a mall with a build-a-bear, so I could probably snag a moonbutt, if they still have those.

Please come back hitler

>>26428465
That was at a pony con though. That doesn't take one iota of courage/autism to do at a con. OP picture still trounces this.

>>26430721
Im sure theres a handful of celebs here. Anoniminity is a precious resource for them.

>>26427711
>that collar
So very lood

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>>26424248
me too

>>26428465
I wonder how that guy is? Did he make it into the navy or am I thinking of a dashfag?

>>26426211
I deliver pizza and I feel your pain. I'll often end up delivering to some Indian fucker and get no tip at all. Even when they do tip it's like maybe 2%

>>26426654
29-year-old virgin. Phone sex sounds fun, I wish I had someone to do that with. Most intimate I can get is listening to lewd bineural ASMRs. It's almost like there's someone there.

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>>26428465
Avarge_horsefucker_in_autismcon.webm

>>26426140
Nigga not everyone here is a kiss less virgin. I've got a wife and two little girls.

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>>26434055
Wuh oh!
Got one of them normals here!
Boards already full of people like you.

>>26428550
pleb detected
fucking polyfil is like fucking a cloud

>>26434093
Okay.

>>26434110
shut up you filthy bird-pone!

>>26434325
I've always liked the idea of bird/feather brain being a racial slur to ponies

>>26424378
Damn that's sucks could be worst tho, I may possibly be the only one on this board to ever make it to 3rd base

booping the trhead

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>>26428690
>Fluttershy with the crotchtits AND hidden zipper for a mary insert

>>26429584
You know you could stop living in a country with third world labor regulations allowing your employer to fire you for bullshit reasons

>>26430721
>Automatic gearbox
Kek

>>26435990
http://imgur.com/A7AriaO

>>26431677
>Bruce Willis is secretly an AJ fag
Wouldn't surprise me that much.

>>26424486
Damn, checked.