It's that draw prompt time of the year!
>Draw ponies, or any other creature, simply having a wonderful christmas time.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/135676439843/
Holidays still going strong - for ponies that didn't go out of town from home for Hearth's Warming, today would probably be a good day to catch back up with friends. To compare notes, as it were, and share the cheer of yesterday. Plus, to relate any gifts they may have received, and perhaps even share some today! It's not like there's too much heavy work to do at this time of year, so heavy play will have to substitute!
>>25892319
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
DO THE PROMPT
Hey MLPGI love you
>>25899212
love you toodork
Remember to enter your harem mode cheat code in once you get to Equestria.
Which princess would you get hitched with MLPG?
Because I would marry Celestia in a heartbeat.
>>25899225
cadance
>>25899225
Princess Cadence!
>>25899227
>>25899232
i don't get it
describe her personality
describe her likes, dislikes, and life story
>>25899241
MARRY ME PRINCESS ROOGNA
>>25899241
COCK VORE ME PRINCESS ROOGNA!
>>25899241
PLEASE CUDDLE ME PRINCESS ROOGNA
Pony want's you to get a tattoo of her.
>>25899096
The eyebrows are very dumb.
>>25899296
Any reason?
>>25899296
>>25899306
So everyone knows you belong to her.
Pony is chortling and snorting at you.
>>25899318
kill pony
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away
>>25899385
Applejack farted a mighty fart.
Pony just doesn't know, man.
How does one troll MLPG?
>>25899399
Post something intelligent and watch them get confused and hurt themselves.
>>25899390
Would you blow a ponies mind?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBbCsNS8nco
Goodnight, MLPG.
Pony awakens and droops its horsey head over the side of the box, suddenly jolting awake and squealing with fury as it realizes it was sleeping in a box crudely scrawled with "only dumb assholes get in this box" on the side in anon's handwriting.
>>25899390
It's a funny side effect, but Pinkie is pink (red-ish) on purpose because those kind of colours evoke activity from us... but for a pony's perspective, she's the least colorful of the main 6, being practically all grey.
>>25899548
So Pinkie doesn't look out of place with her family. Just to us.
That would be funny.
>>25899548
>sheek
It's spelled chic
>>25899598
I think thats the point, senpai
>>25899589
If pink doesn't real, does that mean Cadence is a gray mare too?
I bet princesses can see pink, even if the other ponies can't.
>>25899607
>If pink doesn't real
The issue of perceiving pink is a different one, anon.
What's at work here is that horses/ponies lack red receptors meaning this is how they'd see the Pie family.
bring me the homosex pone
>>25899633
It makes me wonder how many people that are the show have this colorblindness and see no difference between these two pictures.
>>25899680
>feel sad thinking of people who will never know certain colors
>realize I will never know certain colors because we only have 3 cones
>try to imagine a new color
>cry into my ice cream
this night is not going as planned
>>25899680
That's pretty much how I ever got around to knowing anything about the subject really.
A good while back, SA's pony offshoot had an article based on how it works for a colourblind fan.
Logbook Day 29:
Today Anon confessed to MLPG. Haha, what a fag.337 days to go
>>25899680
Here's a link to the aforementioned article:
http://www.roundstable.com/2013/01/21/when-green-isnt-your-color-being-a-colorblind-pony-fan/
>>25899197
>>today would probably be a good day to catch back up with friends
>Twilight didn't even hang out with her old Canterlot friends during the first Hearth's Warming she celebrated in Ponyville
And she calls herself Princess of Friendship...
>>25899723
GET THE FUCK DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!
WPSHH the pony
>>25899770
She's not a very clever pony.
Filly has a full schedule of Fat Studies, Gender Studies, and Meme History and is spiffed about not having Queer Theory
>>25899788
Filly is fired.
>>25899788
Pony is doing the hustle!
>Didn't get a pony "Gag gift" this year.
>Kinda wanted one.
>>25899897
Should have just bought one for yourself.
Christmas is the perfect time for buying MLP merch from stores, since everyone will just think you getting a present for some little girl.
>>25899907
>Not just ordering online.
>Amazon doesn't judge.
>>25899907
It's more satisfying to get free shit and go "Oh you got me guys!"
>>25899921
No I think you're just a masochist.
>>25899923
Eh, possible on some stupid toy level.
>>25899897
>getting an AJ toy and chocolate from some girl I dont even know irl
Starting get a nice collection of "Gag gifts" here.
>>25899962
>irl girl
what did she smell like
>>25899730
>ponygoons
I remember when that place was great. Looking at the front page it looks like they haven't even updated it in over a year.
How the mighty have fallen.
>>25899967
I wouldnt know.
Pegasus love.
>>25899968
IIRC they basically re-lived the entire SA's lifespan in those few years of their existence.
Goon secret club and safe haven through peak of relevancy then the excessive adoption of 'progressive' ideas which separated them from MLP into irrelevancy.At leaast the real ones still maintain some games up like Tribes 2.
Tess wanted some moontits
http://i.imgur.com/bnRPxKn.png
>>25899967
I have smelled an irl girl once.
>>25900013
You better make Tess draw something in return, too.Negroquest when?
>>25899962
Got a pic of your gag gifts?
>>25900037Soon as I finish drawing it
>>25900038
Nope, its just a mixture of McD's toys and similar ones. Nothing major.
>>25900044
>nobby starts drawing a mountain
>gets lost
>>25900078
>>25900078
MLPG isn't going to let him live that down, are they?
>>25900108
PIZZA MOUNTAIN
>>25900078
>>25900079
>>25900108
oh so I get lost on TWO mountains and suddenly I'm the mountain guy eh
no respect
>>25900151
You do know that you can get un-lost on a mountain by going down the mountain.
Right?
>>25900078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEm0AjTbsac
>soundtrack of nobby's life
>>25900158
But what if there's another mountain on the other side
>>25900151
>nobby go uses the bathroom
>gets lost on a mountain
>>25900176
If you didn't encounter that mountain after you came down the first one, you went down the wrong fucking side of the mountain.
Climb the first one again and go down the other side dumb dumb.
>>25900176
You couldn't see the mountain from the top of the first mountain? Turn your rendering distance up.
>>25900176
I'd suggest getting out of the Andes then.
Also
>have to solve captcha
>select mountains
Even captcha knows, nobs
Nobby, you know we love you, right?
Moss grows on the north side of trees and it moves when you pee on it.
Goofy goobers.
>>25900013
http://i.imgur.com/8pFzXjY.png
quick colors
>>25900230
DOESN'T HELP WHEN THE ENTIRE FOREST IS COVERED IN MOSS/SNOW
>>25900249
>DOESN'T HELP WHEN THE ENTIRE FOREST IS COVERED IN MOSS/SNOW
PISS ON EVERYTHING, FOLLOW THE YELLOW DICK ROAD HOME!
>>25900249
This is a really good subtle crack at msob.
Well played.
Transformation
>>25900257
Stop trying to cause drama.
>>25900271
Hey, I wasn't the one who emulated msob's "deformities don't matter because tits" art style.
I wish all the shitposters would leave MLPG forever
>>25900309
It'd be awfully quiet.
>>25900309
All the shitposters or just those who are vicious? Technically you could call people like minisuitcase-Anon shitposters too
>>25900309
>and thus, Anon killed MLPG
Pony wars
>>25900351
Ponies are filthy boomers.
One changeling rush and they're left back in stone age with no base or a chance of winning but they keep hiding in the damn corner of the map.
>>25900360
Yes but since Twilight rewrote time those things never happened
>>25900380
But we can clearly see Celestia is a scrub who can't play the game correctly.
Well, at least as long as she doesn't have access to any heroes.
http://i.imgur.com/CwcWmv0.jpg
>>25900396
She needs a few powerups, that's all.
>>25900360
I'd rather play a ponynavelgame.
>>25900430
Pony is used to those kind of games.
Pony doesn't want to work her new job.
Fillies
Filly casts Meteoric Burst
>>25900490
Being the filly.
>>25900525
Yes please
>>25900525
there are better options
>>25900554
Stallions are nice but transformation into a filly is the best thing ever.
>>25900561
incorrect.
transformation into a type of pony of your choice is the best thing ever technically.
Followed closely by stallions
>>25900567
Let us not concern ourselves too hard with technicalities here.
The only thing with which we need to be concerned is FOALS
What if Hondo Flanks and Rainbow Blaze were sports rivals in high school?
Stackpony asks why you haven't been keeping in touch.
>>25900575
>the pink filly shows her dominance over the yellow filly by putting her in a headlock and noogying her
>the pink filly is now the alpha, and as such gets all the colts in her herd
Pony casts boop
>>25900666
>Stat me, /tg/.
What would you give Marker Pony for horse Christmas
>>25900731
Boxing gloves.
>Today is National Fruitcake Day
We are so fucking dead today
>>25900772
It's all Twilight's fault!
>>25900772
Everyone got turned into slutty zombie mares and now they're getting fucked by ghost stallions.
>>25900908
>You're just jealous of my tasty book
>>25899548
Unicorn Twilight returns in S6.
https://derpibooru.org/1053373
tfw no nyx to cuddle
>>25900908
Twilight was a student of Celestia. Does that mean Celestia was the one saying all of that and bullying her?
>>25900772
Everyone is out playing with their new Christmas toys
>>25900996
>tfw no new Christmas toys and nothing to do
>>25900977
I want to bring out Rarity's inner slut.
Glimmer equalized your waifu
>>25900977
I'm gonna put my babies in that horse.
>>25901014
You're really gonna have to dig deep to pull that one off
>tfw I shitpost nyx because it's the only way I know to keep her alive
>>25901060
As awful as it is to see trends you like dieno matter how autistically shit in this caseit's time to let go, anon
>>25901047
Glimmer was the only villain to consistently make me feel uneasy with her methods. Both the time travel and equalization stuff just seemed very real and threatening
>>25901074
The fact that she's just a pony makes it worse
Because it means ANYONE can get that bad, doesn't matter if you're a monster or not
https://derpibooru.org/1016558
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL
>>25901074
That's what made her so great. Tirek is easy, you know exactly what he will do next and it is always the most direct approach, but with Glimmer you never knew what her next move would be.
>>25901073
I'm a Taurus, I can't.
Maybe when I get to see her happy again I will. I want her to be given a justice before it all ends.
>>25901083
I think that was definitely a huge part of why it made me so uneasy. It wasn't some ancient evil, just a regular pony.
>>25901114I'm a taurus too
>>25901053
Oh, don't worry, I'm going deep alright...
>>25901047
>she equalized herself
But why?
>>25901152
Because she wanted to be the most equal
>>25901139
Don't go too deep
She's still just a little pony after all
>>25901161
That makes sense, I guess
>>25901060
>nyxfags
>nyxposting
filly bought you a late Christmas present
it's a t-shirt that says "I love filly"
XXL of course
>>25901182
Thanks, filly
>>25901182
I'm a medium.
>>25901182
I don't love filly and I'm a medium. Filly needs to learn now to actually think about the gift she is giving to someone. It's the thought that counts but this just shows she hasn't thought at all.
>>25901189
Sekkushi medium violet oni?
>>25901197
Filly is now in tears
>>25901207
She brought this upon herself
Stallion found a cool shirt and he's going to wear it
>>25901244
That was the shirt I was using to mop up radioactive waste
>>25901244
So that's why my shirt is missing
He'd better return it
>WHY AREN'T YOU BUYING COOKIES?
>>25901253
So it's magically warm AND it helps him proclaim his love for filly?
Score!
>>25901259
Those thin mints you sold me last time had glitter and little plastics hearts in them
Do you remember your first pony fap?
Was it your waifu?
>>25901009
But I only smooch changelings.
>>25901417
I don't even remember
>>25901417
It was probably Dash
My waifu didn't even exist back then
>>25901417
>fapping to ponies
Filly bought 20 bottles of fresh Canadian air from eBay with your credit card.
ADVENTURE
http://pastebin.com/aLqWyZZY
>Winking to humans.
>>25901575
>Greentext on a pastebin
Is it really that hard to just write properly?
>>25901590
it was pasted over from posts
otherwise it would probably be on fimfiction
>>25901585
>interacting with humans
>in any way except turning them in to ponies
>>25901417
I think it was Scootaloo, maybe Fluttershy
So no
>>25901617
>there are fillies whose sole purpose is to get humans into ponies
>they go from house to house to tell them the benefits of having a special somepony
>they even let them brush their mane for free
I wish I was a pony
>>25901585
The word winking is forever tainted for me.
>>25901635
Do the fillies get abducted often?
>>25901636
I wish you were a pony too
>>25901648
Yes, but they're pretty good at escaping so it works out
>>25901649
If I was a pony could I be your pony?
>>25901681
Only until I get to be a pony too
Then we can go flying together!
>>25901665
Do they train for that?
I could use a filly with lock picking skills
>>25901693>tfw will never be an anonpony and date an anonpony
>>25901711
Filly says you could BE a filly with lockpicking skills. She asks you if you would like to schedule an appointment with a transformation pony and says there's still plenty of time to get turned before new years.
>>25901725
Alright I'll do it as long as there's time to convert all my human stuff to filly sized sized stuff too
I've always wanted to be a covert filly
>>25901638
Filly asks if she can go back to Equestria now.
>>25901618
That's a very smol pony
>>25901742
Stop that
>>25901757
Only if she takes me with her
PROSECUTING ATTORNEYS ARE, ICE PONE, DR NEIGH, MC REINS, AND EAZY MOTHAFUCKIN SQUEE
>>25901806
>ice pone
I think he prefers skiing
>>25901806
>you will never rap with pones
>>25901822
I'd go skiing with that pone
I haven't been in a few years
>>25901848
I've never been
I would just watch him do his thing
he seems like he knows what he is doing, usually
>>25901853
What the heck, filly
>>25901853
>David Attenborough narrates the comings and goings of the elusive thatch roof dwelling filly
>>25901882
What are fillies?
>>25901894
We just don't know.
>>25901894
We just don't know.
>>25901864
It's a very fun activity, you should try it once before you die. Preferably with a pony skiing buddy.
>>25901864
If you pizza when you're supposed to french fry...
Waste of $6
>>25901864
Skiing is pretty rad, you should definitely try it
>>25901928
What the fuck
Why is Spike black
>>25901928
Do people even like those black figurines?
Why are they still making them as something special instead of simply making all of them normal and colorful?
>>25901934
I'm guessing it's one of those black vinyl figures
>>25901928
Should have been nyx
All i wanted for christmeas was a poney.
I didn't get a poney.
This whole year was wasted.
>>25901933
>>25901907
Well being from florida its not a readily available activity around here, well unless you count water skiing
I'd probably freeze to death first anyway
>>25901974
>tfw I got money
>with which I'm going to buy pone
I want to be a filly among stallions
I want to be a filly among colts
I want to be a filly among fillies.
The cutest filly
I want to be a colt among colts in the locker room.
>>25902018
That can only end in pic related.
Rub the Derpy butt
>>25902051
but what are they going to do on the bed?
No one ever told me
>>25902080
Cuddle pile
>>25902109
Is there a possible reality that Starlight could have caused where I get to go to Equestria?
>>25902051except it's the stallions who don't know what they're getting in to
>>25902144
aw man
I was kinda late catching the Season 5 finale, but... wow. That was fanfic level darkness.
>>25902175
Fluttershy looks good in warpaint.
>>25902182
And she had cute little ear piercings that none of the other ponies had
>>25902204
Yeah, I like her being all intense and shit.
>>25902216
War changes a pony
>>25902216
No cheat, either. Nobody cast a spell on her. She was just Fluttershy who couldn't afford to be timid anymore.
>>25902238
I didn't know nobby knew magic
>>25902175
It was good. I think the one right before it, "The Mane Attraction," might be the best of the season, though.
>>25902261
Apparently Trixie doesn't know magic anymore, either. She might have been a perfect villain for "The Cutie Re-Mark," but not after the way Larson ruined her in "Magic Duel."
Sorry, Trixie.
>>25902175
Probably, but it was still good. The whole "this is what would have happened had they lost" is always fun to explore in anything and rarely do you see a representation of it in the source material. The only "fanfic level darkness" I could see was Glimmer's entire bit at the end.
nyx with a collar
>>25902290
>Ruined
Are you retarded, how?
>>25902290
Fuck off Seth
>>25902266
I liked that episode a lot. Wasn't my favorite but the music was catchy and the story was fun. Loved the flashback with little Rara and AJ fillies.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wMyx32x7z44
Also this cracks me up
>>25902300
>Ruined
>>25902301
Yep, ruined. She was too lightweight to even show up in a bad future.
>>25902266
>It was good. I think the one right before it, "The Mane Attraction," might be the best of the season, though.
The Mane Attraction only had that song and that was it.
It's kind of like A Friend in Need in that it has an amazing song but the rest of the episode is just mediocre.
You should consider giving stuff like Amending Fences a rewatch, anon.
>>25902301
>implying he likes Trixie anymore
>>25902290
Trixie never knew powerful magic
>>25902322
It's funny considering he was so much into Cynder back then but as far as MLP is concerned, he's really a waifu jumper and only plays the Trixie thing off as a joke.
>>25902300
It's kind of obvious he just wants to shitpost looking at the way he responded to my post. We were talking about Fluttershy then he turns that into a post about Trixie and Larson for no reason.
>>25902319
>You should consider giving stuff like Amending Fences a rewatch...
I probably should. I'm still affected by it because I didn't catch the last three episodes (well, two if you count the finale as one) until today. Knowing they used a singer from "Hedwig and the Angry Inch" helped, too. I love it when the show draws on talent that only adults recognize.
What kind of villain we need for Season 6?
We've had an evil princess, chaos god, a centaur demon, a succubus queen, a crazed king and a misguided magician so far.
>>25902356
>We were talking about Fluttershy...
Yeah, but there's not much to say except that she's really cool when she's pissed.
>>25902364Get the next Best Night Ever type of story?
Pretty please?
>>25902364
We need a villain with minions that actually sticks around
Preferably evil ponies
>>25902364
Well they keep meeting all these antagonists and then turning them good. How about someone that they meet in the premiere who turns out to be evil in the finale?
>>25902364
A scheming pony politician could be a fun one if done right, one that doesn't actually break any laws so they can't just zap him or her and call it a day
Something like a competent blueblood using his influence for dastardly ends
>>25902389
>>25902393
Chrysalis and Tirek are both still heavies. (And please keep them that way.)
I still can't believe we lost FlyingSaucer in that terrible basement flood.
>>25902393
>How about someone that they meet in the premiere who turns out to be evil in the finale?
I always thought Rarity was a good candidate for evil, and I mean REAL evil, not the lame, half-assed kinda evil we saw in the comic book.
>>25902412
>more political horses
Yes
>>25902437
Speaking of minions and bugs, I wouldn't mind an episode where they found a stray changeling and tried to figure out what to do with him. We did see one at the wedding though that was mostly just a site gag.
>>25902460
Yeah like that but younger and cuter
>>25902412
>voiced by Donald Trump
>>25902458
What would evil Rarity's goals be?
>>25902458
Turning evil because she was just kinda worried that she wasn't really valued was as lame as Darth Vader turning evil because he had an existential crisis about his wife dying... you know, someday, not that she was in any immediate danger or anything, but, you know....
>>25902453
there was no basement flood anon just a horrible illness that ruined my christmas weekend
fun times
>>25902482
I think DT would be good at politics.
>>25902495
That's what you get for going around naked in the winter
>>25902490
>What would evil Rarity's goals be?
Implied sex-slavery, like Sombra.
>>25902503
I regret nothing
>>25902495
There's always new years weekend.
>>25902501
She would be the type to pull a Bill Clinton type scandal
>>25902526
yeah, looking forward to that as I am sure this stuff will clear up just in time for me to go to work
>filly
>>25902474
>I wouldn't mind an episode where they found a stray changeling and tried to figure out what to do with him.
It would be too much like the Star Trek TNG episode where they caught a stray Borg and named him Hugh. Because of that episode, the Borg were never really scary again.
Scary villains are better left mysterious.
>>25902552
I want to put my hand on that plump filly's warm belly after she's all full of that popcorn
>>25901516
>this is a real thing
I want off the capitalism ride
>>25902560
That's a fair point. I'm not sure the writers would want to humanize them either after we've seen the main six beating up on them so much.
>>25902609
But if people are buying it, that clearly means that there is a demand for that.:^)
>>25902609
Well, China's air quality sucks.
>>25902614
They kinda made the same mistake with Sombra just by having him growl "Crystal slaves." He shouldn't have said anything. Not. One. Word. It would have been scarier that way.
>>25902609
spaceballs saw it coming
>>25902560
>Scary villains are better left mysterious.
Do you consider changelings scary villains?
They're basically another successful semi-sentient beast race.
Dragons thrive where there is treasure, these guys thrive where there's love.
>>25902634
That's because they got ON the Capitalism Ride.
>>25902609
>>25902643
>Do you consider changelings scary villains?
Individually, no. As a collective, yes. Like the Borg.
>>25902635
Not really.
Sauron never said anything either so it would still end up just a cheap attempt at Sauron attacking Crystal Tokyo.
Though it would spare us the ton of crystal love jokes.
>>25902660
>Sauron never said anything either so it would still end up just a cheap attempt at Sauron
Actually, he was based on Sauron, but they blew it.
>>25902643
I consider changelings to be awesome.
>>25902655
>As a collective, yes. Like the Borg.
Except Borg or Tyranids are the super enemy that simply can't be beaten.
Any action taken against them simply strengthens them, they cant be reasoned with, we know next to nothing about them.
Changelings are in contrast just another creature in the world that causes troubles for its inhabitants.
>>25902319
my problem with The Mane Attraction is that the song is too good.
Lena Halls blows the other singers out of the water.
every song feels mediocre after her performance.
>>25902660
Sauron spoke in the appendecies though. And definitely in the Silmarillion. Some of his higher up servants did as well, like the Mouth, the Witch King, etc. They weren't talkative but they could deliver a line when needed. Speaking does not destroy the mysterious aura if its done when needed and in the right fashion. Sometimes its necessary to convey the required presence or situation.
Sombra seems based more on the Silmarillion Sauron anyway, who was a shadowy, shapeshifting guy who got into to song wars with elf kings and was much more personally involved in his factions conflicts
>>25902711
>my problem with The Mane Attraction is that the song is too good.
There's no such thing as too good. It brought tears to my eyes. I could count the episodes that have done that on one hand.
>>25902682
>Sombra could have masqueraded as a benevolent unicorn who swayed people to his side only to slowly corrupt them
>Instead we got a shadow
The S5 finale upped him in terms of power level and threat, but they really fucked up.
>>25902737
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>>25902789
it is the terrible cost of dark horse power
>>25902711
the only memorable songs this season are magic inside, razzle-dazzle, and our town.
Ingram is running out of steam.
>>25902809
And all the Crusaders of the Lost Mark songs, and Make This Castle A Home, and the finale song
Don't be an idiot
>>25902809
I agree the season was pretty weak on songs but you've left out all of the CMC songs.
At least one deserves a top spot as well.
>>25902643
>changelings couldn't possibly take over Equestria lest they die of starvation caused by lack of love
I'd like to hear some xenobiology/xenoethology expert's opinion on this
>>25902803
You mentioned something about Sombra bein related to the Unicorn king from the HWE story.
That kinda got me to thinking, what it a group of ponies refused to leave their ancestral homeland, and instead tried to fight the windigos?
Then as I followed that train of thought I got the idea of the Umbrum being an offshoot of Unicorns who became twisted after generations of exposure to dark magic. Sharing simmiliar features to Sombra (curves horns, snake like eyes, fangs, no longer able to get cutie marks) instead of being Spoopy scary Skeleington ghosts.
>>25902809
>Ingram is running out of steam.
I don't think so. He keeps topping himself. (And Lena Hall's vocals sure don't hurt!)
>>25902842
>>25902826
it's probably good in a musical sense, but i mostly measure how good a music is by how long it sticks to my mind.
I can't even recall the first words of the lyrics for the CMC songs.
>>25902850
As Show Sauron's origin was never explicitly stated there is alot of room for speculation on that.
He could be related to the last kings of the unicorns, maybe unwilling to cede his power/birthright to the alicorns and running off and doing what he does.
He could also be related to the "eastern unicorns" which were mentioned as a distinct group in the season opener. That would sort of fit with his Sauron motiff too, as Mordor, the Land of Shadow, which Sauron ruled, was often referred to simply as "the east"
Shame we will never learn more about him
>>25902900
>music that is good in a musical sense is bad
>>25902900
Well, to be fair, there's also the Christmas album.
The Changelings would be scarier if they were a hivemind controlled by Chrysalis. Like, if they defeated her she would pop up on one of her minions and reformed her body with the goo they have.
>>25902923
The Christmas album is offensive to non-Christians.
>>25902865
They could have made "The Spectacle" bad and "The Magic Inside" good, but no. Instead, they made them both great, but the former over-produced and the latter earthy.
It's a far cry from the self-lampooning songs of the first season.
Twicutous.
>>25902957
>They could have made "The Spectacle" bad
And why the fuck would they do that?
>>25902964
>And why the fuck would they do that?
Because five years ago, they started out by hanging a lampshade on every song they did.
>>25902957
I miss the show bashing girly tropes like they did on S1.
>>25902974
And yet, the only intentionally bad song in S1 was the CMC one
>>25902826
I liked the last part of "we'll make our mark".
>dat banjo/cello interlude
>dat crusader's march leitmotif
>dat montage of their previous adventures.
just when i thought they've forgotten about the anniversary.
I was cheering when watching it on stream live.
i gotta watch that episode again.
>>25902905
>As Show Sauron's origin was never explicitly stated there is alot of room for speculation on that
It's fun to speculate. I liked the idea of an offshoot race for unicorns like Earth and Pegasus Ponies have (Crystal and Bat Ponies), but nothing ever felt right. Then after the last comic arc I liked the idea of the Umbrum, just not how they went about it.
I also wanted to do something with dark magic, which has been all but forgotten.Plus I had an idea that the realm of the Umbrum would be lit by two stones (one for the day, and one for the night), and a previous king had made three jewels from their light to put in his crown, as their splendor could not be matched even by the greatest jewel crafters
>Alot
It's "a lot."
>He could also be related to the "eastern unicorns" which were mentioned as a distinct group in the season opener. That would sort of fit with his Sauron motiff too, as Mordor, the Land of Shadow, which Sauron ruled, was often referred to simply as "the east"
I didn't remember the eastern unicorn thing until you mentioned it. Though I thought they were talking about Kirins.
>>25903030
The songs in that episode were just all-around great
>that time signature and key change whenever DT sings in the vote song
>>25903033
>kirins
No, they were talking about ponies. Pony artifacts specifically. Whatever the eastern unicorns are they are a type of pony. Maybe they are the offshoot for the unicorns, like the bat or crystals as you mentioned.
Then there are the saddle arabians. No idea where they fit in.
someone tell me what to draw for the prompt.preferably without a background
>>25902985
I do too.
>>25903024
Everything Pinkie sang was bad.
>>25903070
Whatever strong filly gets up to during Christmas.
>>25903079
I'm going to have to learn how to master the art of the angry nose to nose boop as a filly. I'm afraid I'll break my angry glare or just miss the other pony's nose entirely
>>25903091
>giggle at the ghosties
>singing telegram
>bad
And even if they were, that doesn't explain why you think rara's song should be bad too
>>25903064
Kirins were the first thing I thought of.
Though I would like some expanding on them instead of having it be a throwaway line, like the artifacts Glimmer mentioned.
>>25903132
>bad
Yes, everything Pinkie did was hilariously bad, but you're right about Rarity's song if you mean "The Art of the Dress." Can't believe I forgot that one. It was great.
Ingram really hit his stride in "A Canterlot Wedding," though.
>>25903180
What the fuck are you talking about
>>25902490
Mandatory dresses for everypony at all times.
>>25903193
even the stallions?
>>25903193
worst villain of all villains
>>25903033
>bat ponies are an offshoot race
It's been established that it's simply night guard regalia
>>25903201
Especially the stallions
>"40 CAKES, ANONYMOUS!"
>>25903201
ESPECIALLY THE STALLIONS
>>25903207
except it wasn't
Dash never had the ear tufts
CUTIE MARKS FOR CUTIE MARKS.
>>25903223
unf unf size difference
>>25903223
Explain the wings
Tufts are equivalent to fetlocks
>>25903215
I would feed Celestia 40 cakes
>>25903215
Seriously the only good thing about the mirror arc were the alt designs of Celestia and Luna.
>>25903238
I don't need to explain anything
I am simply providing proof your claim is false
Nothing was established at all
other than Dash was different than all the other bathorses
>>25903252
has there been a lot of crystal war timeline content?
i'd like to read some fics about that
Why could I find nothing of War Paint Fluttershy on Google? I had to make this. Now I'm gonna have to edit it, but not with the crap I have on this HP. It'll have to make a trip to the Mac first.
>>25903255
i kiss her on the snoot like 50 times
>>25903283
I liked how coco horse was jumping all over the place in that sequence
>>25903278
There's some alright ones
I kinda like http://www.fimfiction.net/story/303053/did-not and http://www.fimfiction.net/story/302708/the-ever-ash-project
>>25903255
But last night you said you only like kisses from mares
>>25903278
>speculate about how ponies would fight a war
>war were declared
>slap fights and combat hugging
I don't know what I was expecting.
>>25903298
It was pretty silly
>>25903278
Those two are in my read it later list, they seem like they might be good.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/303053/did-not
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/302708/the-ever-ash-project
Also some eternal night thingy that seems alright:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/305096/spark-visions-of-twilight
>>25903298
I like how the Equestrians began with spears, but then magically lost them all
>>25903292
>>25903313
NOW KISS
>>25903298
>I don't know what I was expecting.
>>25903304
>It was pretty silly
At least it wasn't a food fight.
>>25903257
You're assuming a conclusion with no clear link with supposed evidence.
>>25903335
I am assuming nothing
I was refuting your assumption that something was established when it was not
>>25903304
combat hugging is no joke
neither isboop
How was an army of conscripts able to beat a professional army?
>>25903335
>backpedaling after you got proved wrong by a stallion extraordinaire
>>25903354
gee I dunno
>>25903354
i love her but celestia is a pretty shitty general
>>25903354
I wouldn't call the equestrian army professionals, especially not at the beginning of the war
You also have to consider Sombra's slave army would have no issues like fear, or morale. They would never break and run, and they could be fought until they drop dead or from exhaustion, until big pappa crystal calls them back. They are effectively sombra killbots
>>25903354
>conscripts
They were mind-controlled, m8. Essentially robots.
>>25903317
One COULD argue both sides were going for non-lethal combat.
Equestria didn't want to hurt the brain waged crystal Ponies
And Sombra didn't want to damage potential slaves
>>25903304
>tactical cuddling
truly harrowing stuff
Trixie's trixie squeals aren't enough to save her from the horde of anons pouring out of the portal she foolishly opened.
>>25903391
This is why knowing the basics of CQC is so important.
>>25903381
sombra is like the malekith of mlp
worst villain ever
look at his derpy face
>>25903389
17 million ponies died in the Great Crystal War.
They just didn't show that in the flashback since it's a show for little girls.
>>25903401
Hottest villain ever*
>>25903414
Shame we didn't get to see him and Celestia go at it on the battlefield
>>25903354
Because they are mind slaves, you cannot break their moral and they will never stop fighting until they are dead.
You could probably chop off a leg and they wouldn't even flinch.
>>25903374
The Bolshevik Revolution was actually pre-Stalin, wasn't it?
>>25903424
This reminds me Entirely too much of the Borg.
Anyone get what I mean?
>>25903420
>go at it
unf
I ONLY LET MYSELF BE ENSLAVED BY FEMSOMBRA, THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS
Mare Anon being impregnated by Sombra.
>>25903351
>>25903430
I'm pretty sure he's talking about how Uncle Joe defeated Hitler, though I\m pretty sure Hitler also used conscripts
>>25903434
That is essentially what they are. Sombra drones.
>>25903380
>i love her but celestia is a pretty shitty general
Well, she's nice. If you want military superiority, you need a ruler who's a pure psychopath. That's why reading human history is like watching abused women running to psychos over and over and over.
>>25903438
>Evil Queen
Why does this shit get my penis hard?Probably has to do with my Femdom fetish
>>25903445
pretty much everyone did, including the US
>>25903439
I want to cuddle up with him on that couch
>>25903471
Imagine how caked in dorito dust his hooves are
>>25903467
>pretty much everyone did, including the US
Yeah, we were pure conscripts until after Vietnam. That's why so many burned their draft cards and headed for Canada that in the end, the government just had to pardon them.
>>25903476
changelen loev lime
>>25903459
Femsombra a shit
There's only one evil queen who deserves to dominate all the Anons
>>25903501
Love the bug
>>25903487
we can clean that up
>>25903504
>There's only one evil queen who deserves to dominate all the Anons
It's 'cause she's got so many holes.
Your filly betrayed you to become the villain's bride.
>>25903534
'atta girl!they grow up so fast
>>25903504
Chrysalis is good but FemSombra is good as well.Why must my dick crave dominate, evil women? Do I want to turn them good through Lawful Hot Dickings?
>>25903524
She can't wait for you to fill them all
Can someone post a screenshot of Strong Filly?Somehow I only have fanart of her and I keep forgetting what she is called on derpibooru
>>25903534
>Your filly betrayed you to become the villain's bride.
Fluttershy betrayed me to marry Chrysalis? I didn't even know she was bi.
>>25903568
What is your favourite Mane 6 ship?
>>25903576
Thanks Anon
>>25903568
https://derpibooru.org/search?q=lily%20longsocks
derpibooru always comes up with the most retarded names
>>25903568
her name is Powerhouse
which is kinda dumb but not the worst
>>25903574
Imagine how strong Chrysalis could become on her love... her delicious, delicious love...
>>25903505
Snug bug.
>>25903584
they always have the worst names because names there are decided by whoever has the most autism and is able to win the tag/untag war with whatever name they like
>>25903588
>Powerhouse
A Powerstep up from the old name.
I'm gonna keep calling her Filly McStrong though, as dumb as that is.
>>25903584
>lily longsocks
what the fuck?
>>25903609
Well, let's face it, the names of ALL the ponies are only tolerable because we're used to them...
...except Rarity, maybe. Rarity is not too bad.
I cringed through half of the first season because of those names, and the title song STILL makes me cringe.
>>25903629
pippi longstockings has pigtails and is super strong
so they riffed on that name
>>25903629
It's a reference to Pippi Longstockings.
Not inappropriate in terms of superstrength but they don't look much alike at all. Nor does she wear socks.
>>25903629
As that anon previously stated, derpibooru names tend to be fucking retarded.
>>25903628
SHE IS A FILLY OF MANY NAMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY
>>25903636
I don't know I actually like the whimsical nature of pony names. Its something that sets them apart from humans.
I just don't like when the name chosen has nothing to do with the damn pone at all.
>>25903646
If she was a redhead, I'd get the reference, but she ain't. But at least they didn't fucking call her Hedgehog Dilemma or something equally retarded.
>>25903646
>Nor does she wear socks.
They all do when they're getting sexed up. It makes the rest of them look more naked.
>>25903438
Femsombra is okay, but male Sombra is so much better.
>>25903649
>Big McLargeHuge
Chuckled
>>25903646
>Nor does she wear socks.
That would be too lewd.
>>25903663
>I actually like the whimsical nature of pony names. Its something that sets them apart from humans.
Well, white humans, anyway.
>>25903649
I love that episode
>>25903681
Isn't that the only kind of human?
>>25903636
>Well, let's face it, the names of ALL the ponies are only tolerable because we're used to them...
But the names are fine.
>>25903681
There is a white girl named Pinkamena Zecora Smith.
>>25903719
>>25903693
Did anyone else think Rara's see-through skirt at the end of "The Mane Attraction" was kinda provocative?
And is anyone else disappointed that they can no longer call Rarity "Rara" without causing confusion?
And do you think the writer did that on purpose? "Take that, fanboys! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!"
>>25899723
>"MORNING IN PONYVILLE SHIMME-, OH..ow! Heh..well a bzzzzz to you too, Mr. Be-, OH, OW, OH GOD, FUCK WHY?!!?"
>>25903745
yes
no
no
>>25903752
cbt is the worst
Filly wants a proper name.
>>25903750
>no
I don't know. It was Amy Keating Rogers, the writer who got caught up in Derpygate. She probably wants to hurt us. Yes, she probably wants to hurt us real bad.
>>25903779
You grossly overstimate how much the writers give a shit about the fandom
>>25903745
I don't how it can be provocative when they are normally naked in the first place
I mean we get straight up, naked unobstructed horse butt shots all the time
>>25903777
She already does, it'sfilly.
>>25903745
>And is anyone else disappointed that they can no longer call Rarity "Rara" without causing confusion?
i just call her a giant whore to avoid confusion
>>25903663
>MA Larson and the rest of the crew have a list of names they can choose from to name a new character on the show
>I'd struggle with naming a real horse
Forget Rarararara, the best ship has new pic!
>>25903798
>I don't how it can be provocative when they are normally naked in the first place
It's the same thing as socks making the rest of their bodies look more naked. Contrast.
>>25903798
>I mean we get straight up, naked unobstructed horse butt shots all the time
Which makes partially covered, semi-obstructed horse butt provocative.
>>25903837
socks just make them look like they are wearing socks
>>25903808
i like how you can name a horse basically anything you want
>>25903801
Rara isn't a whore.
She is a lovely mare who just happens to be friends with a filthy Earth pony.
>>25903745
I really wish she hadn't changed out of those heels before her performance. Those were cute as hell and we barely got any good shots of her with them on.
>>25903864
She is an Earth pony also
>>25903854
But it's the SEXUAL way they wear socks.
>>25903877
Not in my fanfictions!
>>25903878
Exactly, just like the way they wear their horse panties.
>>25903854
Uh, no.
>>25903877
all the good traditional musician horses are
>>25903877
right, but she's not filthy
>>25903860
>The writers name ponies by throwing darts at a wall covered in names and choose what sticks.
>>25900995
She wanted her to have a full school experience.
>>25903899
I think I can see her Flutterponut there
>>25903826
That is pretty cute.
I just want to write pony lore.
I hope Season 6 is good.
>>25903930
I think that's a Flutterp... something else.Actually, "Flutterpussy" is kind of a cute word.
>>25903901
But the prettiest one is a unicorn
>>25903945
I hope you like princesses
>>25903972
do you not?
>>25903899
Yeah, totally the socks and not the elaborate erotic/seductive pose.
>>25903962
fluttershy's labia are the most adorable in all of equestria
i want to gently play with them
>>25903969
I said traditional musician horse anonymous, of which that horse is not one
>>25903969
Why'd the artist make her look like Snails?
>>25903972
There a big part of it, but there's so much more to pony lore than that. Rather, I should say Equestrian lore.
>>25903978
>you will never an insatiable mare in heat who grips your dick so hard with her vag muscles that you cannot pull it out no matter how hard you try
>>25904003
So ... you'd have both?
That seems pretty specific, Anon.
>>25903978
PLS WRITE
>tfw two more months until we get news of pone
>>25903988
That's why Georgia O'Keeffe kept painting them over and over and over.
>>25903860
Like Potoooooooo.
>>25904019
It was very considerate of them last season to give us a heads up that it was going to be a while.
>>25904025
I'd paint Dash's and Rarity's too. And they'd all be touching
>>25904013
It's been two years, Anon. It's a dry well.
>>25904033
I'm a fan of this modern classic
>>25904034
Aw, she thinks she's a gryphon.
Busty amazonian_____futa______Princess Celestia
>>25903969
She's a real rockstar.
>>25904054
yes, this is a good thing
what about her
>>25904054
Princesses don't have dicks. That's why they're princesses.
So how long before Twilight develops a cult?
>>25904037
Fluttershy's is always touching, because it's so dainty.
>>25904049
Is there a Hitler Did Nothing Wrong horse yet?
>>25904034
Wish I could. Really busy with Luna Quest stuff at the moment. Which is pretty much me just messing with Lore I've already created based off of whatever material I can find from what I've seen/read/heard off of the comics/show
>>25904034
>those claws
Night Lords Raptors?
>>25904072
She's had one since birth...
...oh. You said "CULT"!
>>25904054
>Futa
Into the trash
>>25904054
b l i g h t
>>25904025
what do you think each pony's labia are like
fluttershy: tiny, pink, petite, adorable, like a little flower, smells like a flower too
pinkie: loose bubblegum labia that she loves to stretch
applejack: slightly musky with appley scent, weathered but in a good way like quality leather from being outside all the time, she basically drips applejuice from it when she gets aroused
>>25904064
She challenges you to a game of monopoly
>>25904071
>>25904090
>princesses don't have dicks
I think you need to leave
>>25904095
let's play Mall Madness instead
>>25904094
Rarity: turkey wattle
>>25904094
>she basically drips applejuice from it when she gets aroused
I like this headcanon
>>25903901
>Forgetting Lyra
How
>>25904097
Women don't have dicks
If they do, they're not women anymore
>>25904113
Lyres aren't classical music, they're greco-boo music
It's time
http://strawpoll.me/6378709
>>25904117
>Women don't have dicks
We're not talking about real life you dumbass
>>25904094
>pink
Probably yellow, actually, if the rest of her is any indication. Pinkie's, pink. Definitely pink.
>>25904113
Shes never been shown doing anything musical though, I left her out intentionally. Not even as a background musician.
>>25904128
Women don't have dicks in any reality, anon
>>25904123
Yes, but only if they want them
>>25904123
>>25903400The basics of CQC?
>>25904148
Close-quarter Cuddling.
>>25904099
How about Arkham Horror instead
but the horror is Twilight's mindrape sex tentacles she's summoned
and all the princesses are all invitedand yes they all have dicks
rarity's labia are big, thin, and floppy
you could wrap them around your dick like a hot dog in a crepe and just jack off like that
>>25904136
>Women don't have dicks in any reality, anon
In your headcanon, maybe
>>25904136
And mares definitely don't. Who ever heard of a transgender mare? In ANY universe?
>>25904136
>Women don't have dicks in any reality, anon
>>25904175
Well, Dash might be saving up for the surgery, but other than her...
>>25904165
I'm thinking they're delicate and vary in length from the top to bottom. They're longest around her pony clit.Full pony or go home.
>>25904094
Dash's whole downstairs is just a tight little innie for maximum aerodynamics. It smells like petrichor and ocean breeze.
>>25904187
Dash would be the type to get Twilight to give her a giant magic dick just so she could 1-up anon, not fully grasping the implications of what she'd done.
Writing requests. Looking for lore oriented stuff.
>>25903969
>Giving the mute a speech bubble.
>>25904222
Pro-unicorn segregation meeting. You know they're racist.
>>25904188
>They're longest around her pony clit.
You made me google whether or not mares have clits.
They do.
I've never looked, and I never will, unless the mare happens to talk and has an abnormally short muzzle and stuff.
>>25904084
Wait, Luna Quest?
chubbyvinyl scratch
>>25904239
All animals have clits of some kind.
>>25904222
Yak history
>>25904239
> abnormally short muzzle
Man, you ARE picky.
>>25904222
An ancient pony society that discovered and worshiped the Tree of Harmony and how their obsession of discovering its purpose eventually led to their collapse.
Luna and Celestia discovered the Tree while investigating the legends of this civilization.
>>25904248
>Spilling over my hoof~
>>25904212
>magic dick
I guess they wouldn't necessarily need surgery, would they?
Or is that too magical even for Starswirl the Bearded?
>>25903980
How is it that she seems able to express such hate? I'd have to work on my expression for minutes before even getting near that.
>>25904248
All I can think of is that drawing guide
>>25904192
>It smells like petrichor and ocean breeze.
i really want to eat her out
not even sexually
just to get the dash experience
>>25904253
>All animals have clits of some kind.
I'll buy that all mammals do, but probably not anything else.
How about sponges? Do sponges have clits?
>>25904253
>All animals have clits of some kind.
i'm an animal
do i have a clit?
>>25904285
You haven't experience "the Dash" until she rides your clitand squirts all over your chest.
>>25904293
I change my comment to mammals since that's what I had in mind.
>>25904308
It's called your dick.
>>25904308
in a sense
your penis was once a proto clit
>>25904262
>Man, you ARE picky.
Yep. I failed to mention huge, limpid eyes, too. Like, eyes so big, they have to be flat like fish eyes, and be connected to brains that are down in their necks.
>>25904235
Man, I don't know anything.In the early days of pony kind, ponies did live together as they do now, but it was movements like Pro-unicorn segregation that led to how Equestria was before the countries establishment. Unicorns used to help out a lot with things and were valued in the community as much as any of the other races, if not more so. However, despite magical power, there were many unicorns who were discriminated and hated because of it. Yes, pegasus could fly and control the weather, yes earth ponies were strong and more efficient at harvesting the bounties of the land, but imagine how much easier things would be if they had their own magic? They could do all these things without unicorns, so were they really necessary? Some unicorns felt the same way, but in a sense that made them superior to other ponies. Not all unicorns agreed with this movement, but the ones that did tended to be more aggressive with their magical power and quite powerful, thus crushing any sign of resistance. This was essentially how unicorn royalty and the class system began to take shape.
>>25904222
The great Filly War
>>25904275
I don't know, I wouldn't want to be one of his test subjects for that kind of magic
>>25904285
>i really want to eat her out
>not even sexually
Do you ever read MLPG posts and just stay still for a bit
>>25904236
OH
YES
>>25904323
what happened to my proto vag
>>25904222
The time wars with Starswirl the bearded fighting several evil incarnations of himself with Twilight and Starlight by his side.
>>25904395
became your balls
>>25904394
right?
>>25904389
He just wants to do a bro a favor.
>>25904389
Anon sometimes a man just gets so hungry he'd eat out a horse.
I want to have sex with a pony nonsexually.
>>25904424
Don't you mean "eat a horse"?
>>25904437
Shut up Twilight
>>25904437
no
>>25904256
Here goes.One of the first norther settlements beyond the Crystal Empire was established by the yaks who already lived there. Surviving in such harsh and cold environments made them quite strong and survival of the fittest was part of what kept them alive in the coming centuries. This focus on strength and survival made for a culture filled with a love of anything machismo. Friendships and bonds were things made through conflict, not resolution. It was this reason why they chose to isolate themselves from their pony neighbors to the south, especially those of the Crystal Empire. Ponies were seen as soft and fragile creatures that were only able to survive together, while the yak had managed to survive for years alone as herbivores in a frozen tundra wasteland. Due to this natural environment, their food is usually quite bland and any sort of flavoring was attained through reluctant trade in times where they could not manage to gather enough food for the harsher winters. As conflict oriented as the yak are with a harsh temperament, there are no records of war for the yak, between themselves or any other species.
I'm so hungry I can eat out two horses
Filly says that in a way, the desperate search to find a compatible organ donor is a good thing. It reminds her how precious life is and how lucky she was to have such a memorable one.
>>25904488
I'm not donating you my dick, stop asking, filly
>>25904412
>>25904236
do you really need to do this every thread
we get it, you have shit taste, no need to parade it
>>25904502
Filly coughs and plays dead for several minutes moaning "If only I had a weird monkey dick..."
>>25901168
Ponies are stretchy.
>>25904468
I bet Anon does this shit all the time then freaks when it actually works and freezes up.
>>25904480
Man, it just makes we want to learn even more!
>>25903094
I suppose at first she'd organize a Christmas tree
Reverse size difference!
>>25904538
>Anon and Twilight create a spaghetti vortex
>>25904510
>every thread
I'll have you know it's been days or even weeks since I've paraded my garbage taste
Boop
>>25904558
>I'd actually kinda like that if she had more clothes on
the fuck is the matter with me
>>25904544
Man she kinda looks like a colt there.That's hot.Real hot.
>>25904564
Loiro's mane looks really pretty.
>>25904578
well, she is a very clothingy pony
>>25904269The ancient pony society you speak of wasn't just ponies. It was quite a few various species of Equestria that was part of the society that worshipped the Tree of Harmony. Unfortunately, while the Tree of Harmony did tend to create a sense of peace in this society, there were many who sought to utilize the magic of the tree as a means of advancing the civilzation through rigorous study and magical application. Unfortunately, HOW the tree was to be study, WHAT that magical application would involve, and WHO exactly would benefit most from the advancements created a rift in the society. The amount of conflict, suspicion, and fear brought about by the arguments had such a resounding affect on the tree that a wave of magical energy was released over the society, forcing all of the species and their leaders into a singular being of coexistence and magical energy. The being born from this negative reaction to the Tree of Harmony became the being known as Discord.
>>25904558
You did it last thread, though.
Your awful posts are pretty easy to spot
BigFatMares____
what is the section to find hyper tits fapfics in fimfiction?
You guys want anything from the Greasy Slut? I got a coupon for buy 30 bits, get 10 off
>>25904578
>the fuck is the matter with me
Possibly you don't think breasts are improved by blowing them up to the size of inflated Hefty leaf bags?
I sure don't.
>>25904578
You have shit taste
there's nothing we can do, I'm sorry.
>>25904614
Probably some group dedicated to fapfics and/or fetishes.
>>25904614
http://www.fimfiction.net/group/201699/folder/23138/1/breast
>>25904594
if you say so
>>25904614
clopfic.heroku.com
>>25902974
The entirety of CotLM was pretentious garbage. They've been capitalizing on the teenage pop sound ever since EQG came out
chubbyvinyl scratchunwashed
dude huge tits lmao
>>25903257
Nightmare world dash totally slept with her superior officer right?
>>25904657
what if huge dicks though
https://derpibooru.org/1053279
Colt wonders why you always ignore him and play with the fillies instead.
>>25904667
dude
lmao
>>25904627
>You have shit taste
Oh absolutely.
I'm just surprised my mind wanted more clothes.
>>25904557
>it takes them three tries over three days to do anything more than awkwardly exchange terrible innuendos and then run away
>on the third day, Anon works up his courage and manages to give her a really quick kiss on the cheek
>twenty minutes later ponyville is overrun by tentacles and waves of corrupting semen flowing from the castle
>>25904521
Bap filly on the nose and sternly tell her no
>>25904616
Get me a super sized greasy pounder with a side of filly fries.
>>25904677
>waves of corrupting semenHow corrupting?
>>25904702
Every pony finds that they have 128x copies of whatever the sixth item in their bag is, and none of them will never be able to view their hall of fame ever again
>>25904593
These are fun. Yak one is my favorite so far.
>>25904584
She's a really pretty pony. It's just natural.
>>25904578
Sometimes the imagination is better than the reality.
>>25904633
thanks guy
>>25904721Glad you like them. They're not that hard to come up with. I'm surprised I don't see more stuff like this floating around with people claiming them as headcanons.
>>25904544
What's your artist name / tumblr / whatever?
I rike it but i can never recognize styles.
which post did she just see?
Filly wants to build a mobile app startup company and just needs a small investment of all your money.
>>25904702Their intelligence degrades while their arousal builds until they're just fuckbeasts, and then they spread outwards, infecting other ponies, who turn much slower, very slowly becoming more and more slutty until they end up the same
>>25904795
That's Spaerk
>>25904806
Write filly a check and tell her she'll be surprised how fast eleven American dollars can grow
>>25904811
>fuckbeast
unf
>>25904222
Scootaloo eating 10 pounds of tofu sausage links!.
>>25904806
Filly, I have negative money. You might have better luck asking one of your classmates.
>>25904815
Filly spent it all on Five Guys for lunch
>>25904843
I love Five Guys.
>open door
>see https://derpiboo.ru/1053181
>what do
>>25904814
Thanks
>>25904843
the wise investor invests in them-self first
good job, filly
how's the app coming along?
>>25904868
Filly is looking for a java guru to help.
>>25904843
i just imagined a filly sucking off five guys and eating their jizz for lunch
>>25904886
gross
>>25904640
"Crusaders of the Lost Mark" was great.
They've capitalized on show tunes more than on the "teenage pop sound."
You don't even know what "pretentious" means, do you?
>>25904719I wanted to find a cool way to write down that I laughed like an idiot here because I found this post extremely funny, but I couldn't.
>>25904886
Anon, please, filly is not Zoe Quinn.
>>25904843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGkHRa64sDY
>>25904830I want to keep a bunch of ponies in captivity, with one infected one and introduce them to the infected one by one, bring in a stallion in when she's newly got it and still has some restraint, she would probably start dripping in need just from his presence, day 2 she would probably have to masturbate all day long, cumming again and again but never reaching satisfaction just to not jump his bones, day 3 she's probably presenting herself, begging to be filled, and he won't last long between that sight and the thick pheromones twisting his thoughts, after they do the deed he'll probably find he hastened the change, and now she's just a mindless breeder, and he'll be one soon as well, his cock already dripping precum despite just dismounting the mare
>>25904909
I'm glad you appreciated it
>>25904886I want to be that filly
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>25904917
ayy
Filly wants to watch the #GG movie with you.
>>25904917
>Zoe Quinn
who dat
>>25904995
>>25904806
>>25904843
throw filly in the trash and get a new one
>>25905008
muh soggy knees
>>25905008
some /v/ meme
>>25905008
No one important.
>>25904995
Okay, but we have to watch SVU first.
>>25905008
a 5 nights at freddys character
>>25904917
kek
>>25905008
someone who became famous for getting fucked by five guys
>>25905008
Exactly.
>>25905083
can you even eat clouds
>>25905118
>>25905039
That's not even noteworthy. Lisa Sparks (who spells her last name "Sparxxx" for self-promotional reasons) holds the world gangbang record: 919 guys in one sitting... or laying, or down-on-all-fouring, or a combination of all of the above, whatever. (I would think she'd have to shift her position fairly often.) She achieved this dubious honor in the Third Annual World Gangbang Championship in Warsaw, Poland on October 16, 2004.
I'll bet not even Rarity can take one fourth as many... or any mare, for that matter.
>>25905160
nigger
>>25905160
b-but that's gayand kinda hot
imagine them nervously rubbing their stiff little pricks together, figuring out together what feels good
Chin up!
>>25904895
Yes the teenage pop sound they were using in all the EQGs. Not to mention that episode was shit
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU
Is it time for a New Dash year already?
>>25905186>start hanging out after school and ''playing video games''
>in reality they're frotting gently as they moan in between sloppy makeouts as they both get caught up in the moment>followed by awkward afterglow nuzzling and cuddling
>>25905173
Video?
>>25905231
unf
>>25905173
>Annual World Gangbang Championship
>>25905173
>not even Rarity
Rarity is like Captain Kirk: both have reputations they probably don't deserve. Kirk supposedly screwed women all over the galaxy, but we can only be sure about the two he got pregnant. And as far as Rarity and stallions go, we're not sure about any.
shoving your whole arm in celestia's incredibly hot, wet, slippery vagina
>>25905257
I want to see Celestiaand Amazon human Celestiatake on the world gangbang champion
>>25905239
>Video?
I didn't look, but I'm sure there is some, and I gave enough information to find it. Knock yerself out.
>>25905257
>Annual World Gangbang Championship
Yep.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Sparks
>>25905270
>*loud whinnying*
>>25905291
I thought someone broke 1000.
>>25905231
this is fuckin' hotnow i kinda wish i did stuff with other boys when i had the chance
cock stuff
>>25905225
A Dash year? That sounds really nice.
>>25905257
Imagine explaining that to canon-faithful Celestia.
>>25905257
Don't look like that, Tia. Hey, you're not going to make gangbang competitions illegal or anything, are you?
>>25905310it was always incredibly awkward
AnnualWorldPonying PoniesChampionship
You caught your filly practicing for the Anual Kissing Championship with ten colts at once.
>Hello, darlings, it is I, Rarity.
>I have come here so we can do that stuff we have so much fun doing together!
PONY CHIMES IN LIKE HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR
>>25905306
>I thought someone broke 1000.
Sparks' record was the highest one I found that looked credible.
>>25905310
>regretting not being a homo when you were younger
That's pretty fucking sad, man.
>>25905346
>I have come here so we can do that stuff we have so much fun doing together!
Mutual anal masturbation?
>>25905337it wasn't for mei had 4 boys and 2 girls that i fooled around with
>>25905364
Ah, it was 2000 dudes over two days.
http://sexworldrecords.com/achievements/largest-gang-bang.html
>>25905310
>girl showed me her vag back in kindergarden and wanted me to show her my dick
>I was too dumb and missed out
I only fooled around with family members.
>>25905405
>kindergarden
sex didn't even exist when I was that young
middle and high school though
>>25905401
>http://sexworldrecords.com/achievements/largest-gang-bang.html
Sabrina Johnson there looks like a humanized Rarity.
I wonder if the fact that she did it over two days makes Sparks the true record holder.
And what aids are involved? To take it that many times, I'm sure they used condoms a whole lot of lube. I wonder what the record is for "riding bareback," natural lubrication only.
I want to introduce horseracing to Equestria
Then I can race all my favorite ponies against each other and gamble on who wins
>>25905493
I want to breed a pony with a horse
>>25905438
>an excessively large, excessively gay stallion will never proposition you while you stare at his massive, leaking horserection
>>25905493
I'll bet they wouldn't even recognize our horses as horses.
"That's how we turned out in the Sapient Monkey Universe? EWWWW!"
>>25905447
Considering that she did over 1000 in one day, Johnson would still have the record. Both parties probably took advantage of fluffers, and I've not looked into the specifics of it. Though what snippets of video I've seen from the 2Kbang showed the guys as bareback.
With enough prep time, Starlight would have beaten Tirek easily.
Weirdly enough, I posted this >>25905526 before this >>25905517 showed up.
>>25905584
Starlight the all powerful
>>25905600
Does that really come from Wolfenstein originally?
Which villain will they redeem next?
Chrysalis?
Rainbow Dash?
>>25905593
posting has been a little wonky
it took me 3 tries to post something a few minutes ago
>>25905565
Johnson is pretty enough that I don't think I'd need a fluffer.
I would with Sparks, though. And maybe stereoscopic goggles with video of a better looking woman playing through them, too.
>>25905447
>>25905565
May as well go a step further and ask about record number of creampiesThat is my fetish
>>25905593
that happens sometimes
in relatively active threads, sometimes the thread html will take a while to update and a bunch of posts will show up at the same time
>>25905625
>posting has been a little wonky
At least it's not just me. For a while I thought I had lost the internet. It wasn't just here. It was everything.
>>25905619
Chrysalis is too perfect to be redeemed.
At this point they should just start turning existing characters evil to make season villains. Either that or make a pony Legion of Doom to group all the unrepentant antagonists that are left together.
Take the pony and pony it hardcore.
>>25905697
half of the thread is not pony
what's your point
>>25905628
Supposedly, according to Wikipedia (which is hardly a valid source), the total number is at about 65, into Arianna Jollee. This was staged in Prague.
>>25905702
>someone else was shitposting, so it's ok if I do!
Brilliant.
>>25905517
that is because you are evil
>>25905728
literally what you're doing right now
>>25905697
>>25905728
not pony
Today kinda sucks but I hope you're all well.
>700+ replies
wow what happened here
>>25905346
Nice try. Rarity doesn't have a pile of shit cutie mark
>>25905517
Isn't Troubleshoes the offspring of a horse and a pony?
>>25905759
I want to paint his hooves pink and help him apply his lipstick.
>>25905759
Aw, that's a shame, I hope things pick up for you!
>>25905741
maybe
I just wanna see how pony-ish the offspring would still be, and what level of intelligence it would have
I would also probably unf at them doing it
>>25905728
I'm not saying it's okay
I'm just saying there's no point in complaining about it or trying to stop it because it won't work
MLPG is a thread that goes offtopic very often already, during a big hiatus it's even worse
>>25905783
Ponies are horses. If you mean he is somehow related to non pony horses, no, hes just a very big pony,t hey say it in the episode.
The only non pony horses we have (maybe) seen would be the saddle arabians, who interestingly enough both lack any kind of cutie mark thingy.
>>25905619
>Rainbow Dash
As long as she doesn't hurt any of the Mane6 or CMC's feelings, she isn't a "villain". Background ponies are fair game to fuck over though
>>25905799
>responding
>>25905840
oh fuck off
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>>25905865
>>25905865
>>25905865
CAN WE MAKE IT
OR IS IT TIME TO PANIC
>>25905865
Which pony to post though?
>>25905872
Stronk filly's head is too big.
Taking a few weeks off of watching pony makes it so much better when you come back.
>>25900731
BOP IT [BOING]
TWIST IT [KRRRKK]
PULL IT [CUMS]
>>25905877
>watching LotHT reruns
Sweet Christ they really expected kids to be able to get through all that shit in 3 minutes?Of course not which is why they almost never did.
>>25905877
>>25905923
>snootlesmooch
>>25905584
With enough prep time Batman could have beaten Starlight.
>>25905904
I was always curious when watching Nick Arcade as a kid- if other kids were really that bad at vidya or if something was wrong with the controls.
I hadn't played even half of what they showed at the time, but I was still pretty confident that I couldn't be worse then the majority of those players.
What drink does Pony usually order?
>>25905956
Big Mac that pony is just trying to steal your protines.
>>25905954
bebsi if the place has it
>>25905904
that show was awesome
I used to be so into it whenever I caught it on tv
>>25905956That isn't a goomare, either.
>>25905975
Where's the BebsiCo plant?
Good night people.Don't be so beb tomorrow, okay?
>>25905967
Sparkle~cola is best pony.
>>25906008
somewhere
>>25906020
Good night pal
>>25906005
>crying filly
verboten
>>25906008
Bebsa Cola, Florida.
>>25906020
Oh man, this thread is 16 hours long
>page 10
>>25906043
even if filly fucked up?
Oh hey, they didn't bring up Trixie when ponk and aj stayed at the rock farm.
>>25906043
Remember to protect your filly's smile.
>>25906052
Everyones off on holidays with their families for Christmas.
Only the autistic shut-ins are left here posting.
>>25906120
and the sick people
don't forget them
>>25906120
>not being with your family for the holidays and posting here
>>25906120
>going off for the holidays
>>25906128
What kind of loser gets sick on Christmas?
>>25906160
the really grumpy kind
>>25906164
>>25906164
>>25906164
Winter activities!