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ANON IS A FAT FUCK

>>25892353
Twilight is a fat fuck

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>>25892379
Thanks for noticing, big guy

anonymous what are you doing you fagit

why did you make a thread

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>>25892398
It's fine, Anon!

>>25892350
>DO THE FUCKING PROMPT
I'll do it tomorrow.

>>25892419
there's no need to lie, anon
if you're not going to do it, you're not going to do it and that's okay

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>So I told Twilight, I said
> "The treehouse is unstable, don't go back"
>"but if you do go back, take the owl" and she did

>>25892423
I always do them.
I just always do them on the last day.

>>25892417
fuck off

>>25892455
fuck off

>>25892398
>anon makes a thread so isaac doesn't let it fall off
>this is somehow bad

https://derpibooru.org/1053153

isaac make a proper thread and I'll delete this one

>>25892477
no

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>"Y-yes, I'd like to hear it. Sing it for me, Starlight."
>'It's called..'Our Town.'
>'Life..is so grand in Our Town..w-we're always...filled with cheer.'

>>25892477
>wanting to provoke hours upon hours of shitposting about how Isaac is "trying to control MLPG"
Why would you want that?

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>>25892477
don't you fucking dare you pussy

>>25892477
It's fine anon

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>>25892477
>proper thread
What exactly is a "proper thread"? The only difference between this one and isaac's is that this one doesn't have a huge and useless block of text about his headcanons

>>25892495
isaac is the guy that makes the threads
I just got hasty because we were about to fall off

https://derpiboo.ru/857589

Is there anything hotter then a dick throbbing right on the edge of orgasm or right in the middle of one?

>>25892513
>isaac is the guy that makes the threads
isaac put your trip back on, nobody actually cares who makes the threads and you know it

>>25892513
Isaac is the guy hat makes the threads because most of the time no one else bothers.
It's cool that he invests all that time but it is not necessary for him to be the OP.

>>25892521
>sfm shit
how do people beat meat to this

>>25892476
I wanna unf at this artist's stuff but his art is really unpleasant to me

>>25892542
Low standards.

>>25892524
>put your trip back on
He already put it in one too many times this thread

>>25892513
Isaac's OPs are fun but there's really no reason he has to make all the threads. He just does it because otherwise we sit with our thumbs up our asses until fifty new threads are made at once.

>>25892524
>>25892551
Did isaac rape your dog or why do you keep shitposting about him?

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>you mean I can be an anime girl if I want to?

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>>25892557
>saying anyone can make a thread is shitposting
why do I even fucking try

>>25892557
Anon, you should know by now that if you use a name for any extended period of time, an Anon will shit on you. There doesn't even need to be a reason, the simple fact that you can be singled out as an individual means that someone will hate you.

>>25892575
why are you still shitposting?

>>25892575
>isaac put your trip back on
Sounds pretty fucking shitpost-y to me

>>25892581
shut up

>>25892579
fuck off

>>25892575
>"stop samefagging isaac, no one gives a shit"
>"I-I was just saying that everyone can make threads"

I am sorry Anon, but the autism is terminal.

>>25892565
Sure why not
We can watch terrible girly animes together too, filly

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oh my god shut the fuck up about moon men

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>>25892557
No one should ever have a tripcode, for any reason, ever. I have made it my mission to turn all public sentiment against every tripcode, artist, general and girl so that everyone will hate them and stop paying attention to them. I will make 4chan great again.

>>25892618
I'm not even sure if this is supposed to be satire or just NBS.
I will go for satire and hope that NBS is still ded.

This is the most discussion issac has generated in weeks

>>25892637
okay I laughed

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HEY EVERYBODY

SCOOTALOO'S DOING THE THING

>All this drama.
It's like Christmas!
But everyone are violent alcoholics.

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Body swap episode when

>>25892660
...So it's like Christmas?

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>>25892657
>Scootaloo now has a rarer and more unique cutie mark than Rainbow Dash.

>>25892671
Aww, that's really sweet
You should get into it more, Rarity

>tfw hired for a first job with a 50k signing bonus

HAHA TIME FOR PLUSHIES

>>25892699
>Going to blow all that money on plushies.
You lucky fucker.

>>25892671
>corruption episode
>genderswap episode
>trap episode
>vore episode
>that white potion Twilight drank on the S4 premiere
>that Ponk frosting scene of that same episode
>that fatty Ponk scene from the S5 premiere
This fucking show I swear.

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>>25892681
I chuckled

>>25892709
>MLP becomes Totally Spies.

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>>25892699
What job, Anon?

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>>25892709
>corruption episode

Go away, Chris.

https://derpiboo.ru/1053186

thats kinda hot

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Pony screams in despair inside her new inanimate body

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Are these all cute or is it just the power of rarara?

>>25892787
That particular series of dolls are really cute

>>25892787
They're all pretty cute

>>25892681
>rarer and more unique
You mean that cutie mark she picked out if the Buy One Get Two Free bin?

>>25892787
I'd cum on it.

>>25892833
You'd cum on anything.

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>her only friend friend left her because of problems related with cutie marks and destiny

>>25892741
investment Banking for a boutique

>>25892849
Not true, all of the previous eqg toys were uncumonable.

>>25892874
Also she's a filthy Jew.

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You may touch one part of this pony for no longer than 5 seconds

>>25892919
Wingpits.

>>25892919
But it's going to take me at least ten seconds to bring her to orgasm.

>>25892946
Slowpoke

>>25892913
For openly displaying an artifact slowly corrupting a good guy's mind, that episode surely doesn't get talked about a lot.
Why do all the corruption fetishists prefer non-canon material over canon one?

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>>25892913
sounds fun

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>>25892919
Tail dock

>>25892958
Maybe their waifu isn't Rarity

>>25892967
That's a dangerous spot
She might reflexively kick you and moan

>>25892919
Her tender, little, heart.

>>25892919
Her eyeballs.

>>25892958
>>25892974
Reminds me of that time all the Twifags were into being mindraped until the end of time by her sex tentacles.

Your filly sized mind control collar has arrived.

horsepussy

>>25892919
I want to run my hand up her back leg all the way from the hoof and give her butt a firm squeeze.

>>25893005
aw, but my potion of fillification is still on back order
I'm never going to be a slutty pony pet, am I

>>25892996
Cmon, that's pretty hot

Plus you don't have to worry about rent, working, loans, bills etc.

>>25892992
Cleverest reply ITT

>>25893019
Indeed.
You don't even have to worry about nourishment. You could subsist entirely on her tentacle fluids.

>>25893019
Twilight is such a nice pony, looking after Anon like that after she ascends to her final form

>>25893011
If you did that to Pinkie it would make a honking noise as confetti shot out

>>25893073
no, confetti's when you yank her tail.

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Cute fillies.

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You can't marry the sun, Fluttershy!

>>25893108
Cute fillies doing what?
They need a narrative

>>25893123
stop ruining my cute fillies fantasy

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Would you a catbird?

>>25893138
Sure, I'd introduce public works development into their cities.

>>25893127
Okay how about the fillies take jobs as cuddle buddies for hire

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>>25893151
why would they do that

>>25893151
>getting cuddlecucked

No.

Uh oh, the fillies got into the fillynip again.

>>25893123
Are you a fucksmith?

>>25893154
To make filly bits of course

Filly bought an Anon plushie. She no longer needs you for cuddles.

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>>25893257
Whatever, I'll just did another filly who appreciates me

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who's your horsemom, MLPG?

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plumpen the ponies

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It's that Saturday time again! Today's episode is 103: The Mad Monster!

https://derpy.me/MLPG3K

>>25893326
the one that doesn't make me go through this cycle of shitposting every thread
that's the best horsemom

[muffled whinnying]

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>>25893338
IT BEGINS

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>>25893338

>>25893338
>that slightly less intelligent, content, mildly bovine look in her eyes
The most arousing part, seeing how fattening might imply intelligence loss.
Tell me I'm not some freak, you see that too, right?

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>>25893408
You're a weird dude anon

>>25893408
You're a freak.

Did you remember to rumble your Diamond Tiara today?

>>25893408
i like chub and bimbo so you're alright with me

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>>25892919
That's more than long enough to slap on the hoofcuffs and make a citizen's arrest

>>25893408
I wonder what you thought about the dog Big Mac scene of the S2 premiere.
Someone should do a list of fetishes covered by this series.

>>25893453
I'm sure someone here has done that more than once

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Twilight would never let herself get fat. She's obsesses over every little detail in her life and merticulously plans everything, which would include every god damn thing she eats.
She's also be aware of the shitload of illnesses being overweight causes/exasperates:
http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/obesity/basics/complications/con-20014834

>>25893408
Weight gain and corruption seem to go hand in hand in a lot of japanese doujins

I guess it indicates losing a measure of self-control and indulging into gluttony, which is a sin

>>25893463
Yeah the burger binging can be racked up to advanced princess metabolism

>>25893463
I could also see her getting a little plump do to her getting lost in her studies and eating poorly since she would be so into it

Not that I like fat at all

I want to rub my face against Celestia's powerful horse pectorals

>>25893478
EqG Twilight was pretty study-hard, and she wasn't overweight

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>>25893443
I accidentally rumbled my changeling instead

>>25893408
I don't see it.

I think you're just projecting.

>>25893502
>projecting
??? ???

>>25893488
And so is pony Twilight. It's not like they'd ever show her getting a little fat outside of a small site gag, it's more like I'm extrapolating what might happen in a more real life scenario.

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>>25893470
I hope there's an episode in Season 6 where Twilight out-flys Rainbow Dash, who get's SUPER fucking pissed off.

>>25893463
>She's obsesses over every little detail in her life and merticulously plans everything
You're not wrong.

I see that in her mane and tail style.
I see the the way it ends so sharply instead of naturally as her being really meticulous about her hair.

I bet she's even really careful about how her bangs curve so that the spot under her horn doesn't create a gap in her bang line.

I would still bet she's relatively "soft" around the tummy and her rear though. Not fat but from her relatively sedentary lifestyle.

>>25893463
She actually doesn't really seem to obsess over personal things like that. Her day is meticulously planned, but in the time she has marked off for lunch she just grabs 5 hayburgers and crams them in, or Spike makes something. She obviously wouldn't let herself get fat after she noticed she was gaining wait, but at least at the moment she's not paying much attention to her food.

Pony just kissed me, were getting hitched!

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>>25893535

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>>25893564
>not this picture

>>25893564
I'm gonna have to give your meme a C-

>>25893564
This is indecent and lewd.
You have been sentenced to three months of pony jail.

Please don't use the ponies.

>>25893583
That looks more like a "Human sperm makes me puke"

>>25893588
>everyone that does lewd things in equestria gets locked up together in pony jail
The stuff that must go on in there

>>25893408
What the fuck are you talking about?

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>>25893613
>"D-dun' gib me da hugs, sis! D-DUN GIB ME DA HUGS!! AAAAAAAAAH!!!!"

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>implying Twilight Sparkle is not a chubby pony

>>25893629
>During his stay, Mo'Blues got hugged regularly, against his will
>"T-there was nothing I c-could do" he says "Female guards kept e-entering my cell at every hour, t-to rub their soft and c-curvy rumps on me, and blow r-raspberries on my belly...they even s-said they w-would get me into a m-mass cuddle if I e-ever told about it to a-anybody..."

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>>25893646
Oh, she's got chub alright

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>>25893665
equestrian jail sounds brutal

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>>25893698
man i love this image so much

i can't imagine how comfy it would be to be held in the arms by your giant diamond dog waifu

so adorable

>>25893730
Your waifu is a big bitch

>>25893730
If she moves during sleep you get snapped in two.

>>25893698
That's his headcanon. I don't think we've ever seen an Equestrian jail besides the one Troubleshoes was in

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>>25893698
>After the ordeal, Mo'Blues gathered his courage and managed to tell the names of the most brutal guard, the mastermind behind all this: Fluttershy
>"S-she was the more l-lovesick...s-she wanted me to brush h-her mane while she kept nuzzling m-me. She...sweet Celestia, I'm s-sorry...she even k-kissed me a c-couple times..."

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I'm so glad I can legally have both of these.

>>25893746
I want to cuff Fluttershy to her bed and tease her sexually

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pony plays with the frisbee

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>>25893777
>censor bar makes it look like they're going ass-2-ass on a double dildo
uuuunf

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odds: beb
evens: horse
dubs: ultra beb

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>>25893811
Please anon it's Rarity, don't be so crass
She doesn't go "ass to ass" she goes "derrière a derriere "

>>25893823
have a good holiday beb

>>25893823
One off from certain death

>>25893839
That was last week definition, now it's demodè. The current one is "Childless Manàge"

>>25893855
Ha

>>25893855
Reminds me of an old italian motto: "Cazz'in culo non fa figli ma fa brodo per conigli"

("A dick in the ass gives no offsprings, just rabbits' soup")

>>25893823
>Lady Celestia will never roll again

>>25893777
What the fuck happen to human Raras neck?

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>>25893896
>A dick in the ass gives no offsprings, just rabbits

>>25893907
Her skeleton is trying to escape

Snuggling with Anonfilly, Spike and Nyx.

>>25893926
Anonfilly spiking Nyx into a dumpster

>>25893917
>rabbits' soup
...trust me, I never get the last part. I think it's there just to rhyme (figli - conigli)

>>25893811
>what u gon do faglord, write a letter to pinces celstia

>>25893934
So she puts spike in instead of nyx? good filly

>>25893953
no, Spike the dragon is entirely uninvolved in the scenario

>>25893896
Ah, the wisdom of the old ones.
Which region though?

>>25893960
but spike gets put in instead of nyx

>>25893966
Well what I wrote is plain italian, no regional dialects involved, so I guess it should be kinda generic.

At least, in mine it would make no sense.("Casso in bueo no fa fioi ma fa brodo per coneji"...it doesn't even rhyme.)

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>>25893968
spike is a word that has many meanings, in this case the word "spike" is being used as a verb
anonfilly is spiking nyx into the dumpster

I have attached a gif as an example, I hope it clarifies the situation

fucking ponies

petting fillies

hugging stallions

>>25894008
In the pone hole.

>>25893990
Never said it wasn't Italian, just asked where it came from precisely because old sayings have a way to be rooted in specific places
Friuli?

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>>25894008
>so... yeah.
>Apparently we're going to be fucking each other from now on.

Femanon hugging stallions.

>>25894051
Why is Dash so mad

>>25894026
That's what I meant to say: I can't tell where exactly it comes from, cause it's in plain italian, not in a specific dialect. And in mine it makes no sense, so I'd say it's not from Veneto.

Maybe is from Toscana, that would explain the plain italian thing...

big stallion hugging lil' femanon

Colt wants a human girlfriend because the fillies are too obsessed with doing filly things.

pony should eat pony

>>25894088
DJ Acid plz

>>25894088
cannibalism will not be tolerated

>>25894107
Not even a little?

>>25893992
So Anonfilly goes in the dumpster?

Oh, of course there's even a MkII for that motto:
"Cazz'in culo non fa figli, ma fa male se lo pigli"

(The new part means "it just hurts when you get it")

>>25894057
She remembered how much she hates weather factories

>>25894133
Yes, but that part happens later

>>25894107
why not

Pony should eat out pony

https://derpibooru.org/1053227
https://derpibooru.org/1053258
https://derpibooru.org/1053279

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And that's 103: The Mad Monster! House burns down and the bad guys die, the end.

Next week is 105: The Corpse Vanishes. 104 was filmed last, but somehow got a very early production number and they never renumbered it. It has some mild spoilers for a "later" episode. Hope to see you in the new year!

Spaerk can't stream pony tomorrow, I believe! Sorry for that!

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>>25894235
Your efforts are appreciated.

>>25894187
He doesn't mean getting off on it.

>>25894187
Would Red Ribbon mind if I bit her?

She's just so juicy.

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>>25894057
She usually gets Fluttershy all to herself and doesn't want to mareshare

>>25894310
Careful she may bite back.

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Do you think she would've beaten Starlight if she had managed to reach Equestria?

>>25894235
oh god damn it I missed another
GOD DAMN IT

>>25894290
:(
>>25894310
please bite the horse

>>25894339
It's every Saturday at 2 PM PST/5 PM EST/10 PM GMT/UTC.

(Sundays will be Pony at that time, generally)

>>25894325
I'd be up for a little bite-for-bite.

A little nip on the inside of her thigh, a nibble on her neck, a munch on her haunch.

>>25894343
Have you watched season 5, or do you just draw it to relax?

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Red Ribbon stuffing you

With her body

And not just her giant dick

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>>25894413
>her giant dick

>>25894413
can her giant dick be involved though?

>>25894436
Well yeah, she uses it first to to stretch your throat so she can fit down it after.

>>25894413
>Not just stuffing RR with loads of velvet cake

>>25894413
Is it weird if I don't want her to have a giant horse cock?

>>25894468
She enjoys being on either end of anything that you could call "stuffing", Anon.

>>25894402
ive watched it
it was okay
but it's still mostly draw to relax

>>25894463
okay

>>25894489
a little

>>25894468
>not letting her stuff you with loads of velvet cake flavored horsecum

>>25894502
No

No

Fuck that

Futa is fucking trash garbage

Why do you people always have to stick a dick on everything

Fuck off

>Red Ribbon's cream cheese frosting precum and red velvet jizzpaste

Pony says this place sucks and she is going home.

>>25894520
Friendly reminder that futa is one of the most common fetishes among straight men.

>>25894520
Maybe you're the one who is trash garbage, anon

Only colts can have giant horsecocks.

>>25894557
so they have to grow into giant stallions so they have proportionately appropriate horsecocks?

that's pretty hot, I can live with that

>>25894557
A perfect equestria would have
Futa mares with giant cocks
Normal stallions with undersized cocks
Girly bottom colts with cocks almost as big as the mare's

>>25894573
>small dick stallions
>perfect
what kind of fucked up fantasy is this

>>25894536
*on 4chan.

>>25894597
https://youtu.be/p-A8GvUehq4

>>25894573
I don't think I'd be good friends with a lot of ponies. But as long as I got three adorable pone frens I'd be fine.

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>>25894573
I'm so glad Equestria was invented by Lauren Faust and not you

beb

and

hats

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>>25894741

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>>25894573

soup

>>25894757
what is applemagic?

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give momma a kiss

>>25894818
momma should give me a blowjob

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What does the pon say?

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>>25894825
Cell phones!
Yoga pants!
Tampons!

>>25894850
and condoms, hopefully

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>>25894825

i made a no background version because i'm dumb like that

>>25894850
hey, fuck you
just because you have those adorable ears doesn't suddenly make you a pony

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>>25894825
I don't know, what does the pon say?

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>>25894824

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bug

What does Pony eat during Passover?

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>>25894931
I'd rather have a drone than the queen, to be honest

>>25894940
There aren't any jewpones

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>>25894887
Thanks man, that's useful

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She deserves to be in every thread.

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>Don't mind me!
>Just dumping literal shit all over Twilight's castle.

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>>25894977
>There aren't any jewpones

>>25895016
That's our Applejack!

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Holy shit, a Twist thread!

>>25895042
I bet that room still smells faintly of shit, no matter how much Spike tries cleaning it out.

filly says she's ready to try gingering

>>25895015
>>>/trash/

Would you rather go to an Equestria where every pony has smooth, featureless crotches or an Equestria where every pony has dicks, even the mares and the princesses

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>>25895048
neat!

>>25895016
It's still pretty crazy how fertile Earth pony magic is though. Those flowers just sprout instantly.

I wonder what happens if Fluttershy got some on her hooves

>>25895015
Cutest trap. Would activate.

>>25895069
Featureless crotches
They still have mouths and magic

Filly got a rape whistle for Christmas.

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>>25895075
>non-pony human ocs in a Twist thread

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where are the eggs?

>>25895128
I made them for breakfast

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>>25895121
>not liking human OCs

>>25895128
Theyère inside her Anon. This is basic biology.

>>25895153
>Theyère
what the fuck

>>25895163
It's French for birdpone eggs

kiss the twist

>>25895128
Pony parenthood classes would be so cute to see.

>>25895203
okay, sure

now what

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>>25895203

>>25895211
pat her head?

>>25895249
alright, that's a reasonable next step
is it weird if I call her a good human?

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>>25895265
>human

Epic meme

>>25895284
I don't know what the shit that image is, but it's neither epic nor a meme

>>25895284
Oh god
she's so fucking trashy
unf

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massage the mares

I love the idea of ponies fucking like animals, thrusting frantically until they cum, completely lost in the pleasure.

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>>25895284
>all these people who hate Twist just because she's a ginger
It's really unfortunate.

>>25895341
Do the mares thrust too?

>>25895368
I don't hate her cause of that, I just think she's pretty ugly for a filly and I don't like her lisp

>>25895370
They thrust back until their legs give out and they collapse with pleasure. Then pone prone bone.

>>25895385
She's got time before she grows out of her braces.

Nyx is a qt

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>>25895385
At least she isn't Snips. Nothing can save that little butterball.
And those things can be forgiven, at least for me, since she's a little cartoon pony that got fucking dropped as a friend because Applebloom is a jerk.

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>>25895417
>At least she isn't Snips. Nothing can save that little butterball.

That's what you think.

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>>25895411
>>25895417
Not to support or anything, but it's funny how everyone here hates past sins yet they love twist.

past sins is probabily one of the few fanfics that isn't centered around Twist and uses her as a supporting character ACTUALLY remembering she is a character that exists.

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I like this ship a lot as long as it's r63 flutters
I can see rarity wanting his shy monster cock

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>>25895433
It's fact, man. Not even puberty will save him, and he'll end up looking like that pony with the Puppet cart.

>>25895443
>Implying we hate past sins

>>25895458
FlyingSaucer?

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>>25895455

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If you got rid of Twist's glasses she'd look like any other filly, just with adorable pink irises and twig legs.

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>>25895469
>implying "we"
You might like it, but I still maintain it as drek.
>>25895475
No, this fat fuck. The one on the left, before you make any smart-ass remarks.

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>>25895494
I love these

>>25895498
Oh, so FlyingSaucer.

I still can't believe we lost FlyingSaucer in that awful pineapple explosion.

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>>25895504
I guess, but I doubt he'd keep humans in his basement.

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ROUND 1

>>25895523
>combo gym
But does she move to the Killer groove?

>>25892392
I want to cuddle fat twi

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>>25895513
And nothing of value was lost.

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>>25895522
>Snips gets a starring role in another cartoon

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>>25895500
I want to pet that pony.

>>25895498
Confirmed we hate past sins

Spike uses the "Raised by a single mom" angle to get what he wants.

>>25895433
I have no idea what's going on here, and I have no desire to learn

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>>25895600
But he clearly had a father figure in his life.
He even had a brother figure. They both like comics. That can't be a coincidence, they had to have hung out before.

>>25895610
It was something like snips and snails got absorbed into each other and then transformed into Rarity, then they got fucked.

>>25895545
Bunga's pretty cute. Too bad his show is garbage.

I like cougars!

>>25895651
Cadence could technically be considered a milf cougar now

Would you cuddle a Twist?

>>25895655
I know it's great! I cant wait for her to start showing.

>>25895625
link?

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>>25895669
who wouldnt?

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>>25895669

>>25895725
I want to suffocate Nyx in those tits.

>>25895735
Twist will stop you

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqYypOkJLAQ