MLP general

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First for best pone

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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Meme daddy

Meme daddy

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>>25872786

THATS RAYSIS

>>25872864
Pegasi are racist?

>>25872795
Dirt Rocket is a pretty great horse

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>>25872877

no but an edition dedicated only to them is

I will post all types of pone

>>25872882

She is, shame we don't see all that much of her anymore

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it's time for ONION HORSE

Pony was a racecar driver
She drove so goddamn fast

Femanon promises that if you try on her new horse collar that it WON'T turn you into a feminine stallion and she won't keep you as her slave.

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>>25872896

I am going to post a space horse instead

>>25872935
I want to trust her, but the way she's holding a strap-on behind her back is worrying

Unf

http://img.pbooru.com//images/305/4538dea3be910968588275bee6224bcf.jpeg

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>>25872935
but what if i'd really like those things

>>25872953
Fuck off aplblewm

>>25872963
PINKIE NO

Wow so it's been nearly a year since I've been here and this place is boring as fucking usual.

Enjoy being here for several more years before you die of old age you fucking faggots.

>>25873016
I want to leave but I cant
Please help me

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>>25873016

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>>25873035

There is no escape anonymous

not anymore

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>>25873035
There is no escape

>>25873016
>I left guys, I swear
>that's why I post a shitpost instead of just closing the tab
>g-guys

saint Mary, mother of God > princess celestia

>>25872945
She says it's for decoration!
>>25872963
Then you must put on the collar right now!

>>25873060
Always reminds me of The Caucus Race from Alice in Wonderland.

>>25873066
Princess Celestial could beat Jesus Christ in a fight

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anon didn't realize how hard it would be to support himself as a filly and had to resort to the lowest form of pony work

Maid service

>>25873066
>Monotheism
Pleb disgusting jew.

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>>25873073
very well

>>25873096
Whoa it turns you into Pinkie Pie in heat apparently

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>>25873106
acceptable

>>25873066
does mary give you cums this good?
i dont think so

celestia 1 : saint mary 0

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>>25873106
>Collars that immediately turn people into ponies in heat
I need somebody to make a comic or a fic or even a filk song out of this
I NEED it.

>>25873121
Actually, my Mary toy has given me some of the best orgasms I've had in my life

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>>25873096
>>25873115
why is she so breedable?

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>>25873126

collars that turn people into ponies in general are pretty amazing

>>25872935
Sometimes I wonder if actual femanons are behind these kind of posts.

>>25873144
Everyone wants to be a filly, even human fillies

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Is it of that point in time again?

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Happy holidays dorks

>>25873158
Is that supposed to be animated?
It's not moving for me

>>25873154
NEVER MAKE YOU RUN FOR COVER
EVEN IF THEY WANT US TO

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>>25873115
>>25873134
>latex pie, comic book edition

Which Issues?

>>25873165
Nah

>>25873158
hnnnnnnnng

Fillies and dresses and bits and such.

>>25872895
You know it doesn't work like that Saucer

>>25873180
Ah
It's pretty fucking adorable

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>"Um..give me 2 grape swishers and an OGK XXL."
>'Ma'am, this is a library.'

That I am just a pony
I make mistakes from time to time

>You find a collar with spikes on it.
>It smells rather musky.
>Do you put it on?
Y/N

>>25873197
I would slip out the back and get her something from the fast food joint across the street just to fuck with everyone.

>>25873213
She's not talking about food, anon

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>>25873158
Happy holidays, Randumb.

>>25873197
all I have is backwoods pony
and I don't know what the fuck a OGK is

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>>25873222
Ain't often on this board I spot a man who knows his papers.

>>25873201
Y

>>25873201
Is this necessary? Go play CoC

>>25873201
Y

>>25873158
Thanks, you too

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfrjWBj_OCA

>Christmas eve
>thread is nothing but shitposting
don't know what I was expecting tbqh

>>25873321
Everyone is celebrating it with their families anon

>>25873321
So you included?

>>25873328
of course

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wing ponies cute ponies

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>I thought it would be more fun to be a filly in a collar
>but everyone just keeps patting me on the head and giving me filly treats while calling me a good filly

>>25873360
the cutest

I don't have any pictures of birdhorses on my phone so just pretend I posted one

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>>25873250
>anything but zig-zags

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>>25873372
something like this?

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>>25873372
[chirping noises]

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>>25873373
>smoking weed
alcoholic master race coming thru

>>25873371
I dunno, that sounds pretty fun.

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>>25873386

>>25873401
Stop impregnating the fillies

PONY NEEDS 1200ccs OF BOOP STAT!

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>>25873411

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>>25873387
anon pls
they're both good

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>>25873381
Yeah, like that

>>25873386
>image.png
Get away from me you pleb

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Y'all niggas have a good crimmas, y'hear?

>>25873425
I really like her mane but her flesh-tone coat is rather off-putting

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>>25873371

that sounds pretty rad anonymous

>>25873360

I really liked those horses

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>>25873425
:(

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>>25873408
no
I'm building an industrial pony breeding facility

>>25873430
What if shes naked?

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>"It's only breaking and entering if you get caught!"

>>25873440
she needs a sporty jacket or a pretty skirt or something

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>>25873430
I haven't watched the movie but I think she's pretty cute, both as a pony and as a personhorse

>>25873317
Huh, I didn't expect Ainsely's voice to be like that

>>25873445
well, no
it's still that even if you get away with it
it just doesn't go on your record

>>25873142
No.
It has to be a male human being given a collar that turns him into a slutty mare.

Anon won't even realize the urge to satisfy his master, he's already bent over a table being thoroughly rutted while his tail is being pulled and his new, sensitive mare parts are being filled with spunk.

Anon is left drooling, whither deep in a pool of pleasure, but undoubtedly wanting more.

>>25873426
y-you too

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>>25873462

>no it has to be

no it doesn't, rejected

It's only rape if she doesn't enjoy it by the end.

Filly is going to start a Minecraft lets play!

>>25873439
But why fillies?

>>25873474
I would watch a filly Minecraft LP

Modded or vanilla?

>>25873469
In my mind it has to be and is boring to begin with.

Daily reminder collaring ponies is very illegal in Equestria and punishable by death

>>25873482
Kitchen sink mod pack on a server!

>>25873490
What if they choose to wear the collar themselves?

>>25873497
>you will never play on a modded server with fillies
>you will never help scootaloo make the highest tier jetpack
>you will never set up a music sequencer for sweetie
>you will never stare in awe at the crazy factory automation applebloom set up all on her own

>>25873445
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzdv4FUHqP8
>imagiine a version with RD and a DD book.

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>>25873490

nobody seemed to have issues with collars being slapped on things

besides pony wears the collar by consent

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>>25873507
death

only princesses and workhorses are allowed to wear collars

QUICK

VIDEO GAMES OR BIKER NINJAS

>>25873523
That doesn't make any sense
I'm going to open a fancy collar and panty store right next to quills and sofas and make a killing

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>>25873534
the second one sounds lame and dumb, so video games

>>25873534
VIDYA

>>25873535
the only one making "a killing" will be the pony executioner who has to put you to death

>>25873562
It's a good thing you aren't a princess with your terrible ideas

ROSS
ROSS
ROSS

>>25873521
FLYINGSAUCER WANTS TO PUT THE SMOOZE IN HIS BASEMENT`

Frohe Weihnachten, mulpug.

Could someone post some cute ponies wishing someone a happy birthday?

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>>25873633

No way smooze is 0pone

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>>25873640

>>25873661
Thanks anon

>>25873649
Mold the smooze into a pone.

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>>25873640
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

>>25873693
I like partyhorse
thanks

>>25873521
Discord will be back to evil in Season 6.

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>>25873699
>>25873699

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>>25873462
unf

>>25873731
Look at her tiny, tiny little forehooves

>>25873158
Merry Christmas, Randumb!

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>>25873475
as soon as they are of age to carry a foal they are on breeding duty

>>25873731
Aw yiss

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>>25873640

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How is everyones christmas eve?

>>25873762
ham and potatoes/10

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>>25873762
well, I got all my shopping and wrapping and stuff done

soon enough this nightmare will be over

>>25873762
I got exactly what I wanted, so pretty good I guess

>>25873759
That's a nice applebutt

>>25873762
I asked Santa to make my waifu real so fingers crossed

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Starting a little later, but there's more happy(?) holiday streaming to be had!

Let's have some fun believing in Santa.

https://derpy.me/MLPG3K

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>>25873762
Oh it's fantastic! Just found out my xbone won't get here until after the holidays!

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>>25873762
Meh.

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I'm sick. Entertain me.

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>>25873806
>xbox one

>>25873797
>>25873826

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>>25872882

>>25873829
Shut up, blue wafflecunt.

>>25873826
https://derpiboo.ru/1045349

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ONE YEAR

>>25873866
>23 points
That is pretty entertaining

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It's almost Christmas time, go spend time with friends or family.

>>25873892
I already spent two days with my parents and we're going to see my extended family tomorrow, suck my dick worstprincess

>>25873892
But my family isn't ponies

>>25873639
In 18 minutes though

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>>25873869
Too big!
Pinkie should be smol

>>25873915
I want to plow human Pinkie while pony Pinkie cheers us on

>>25873892
I already did. It's almost Christmas, they are asleep now so now is the time for pone.

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>>25873915
You're right

Dash is for big adventures

>>25873926
>jumping up and down and bouncing circles around the two of you, cheering
>pinkie calls put for you to go faster or harder and starts bouncing and giggling and throws confetti everywhere when the two of you finish

>>25873945
At least the confetti didn't shoot out of my ass again

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>>25873931
I'd go on big adventures with Dash

>>25873975
>tell Dash you're taking her to pound town~
>she gets excited and asks where that is

>Eye contact does not result in pregnancy.

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>>25873992
that's really amusing

>>25873892
But all my friends are here.

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Greetings, my small equine colonel, it is I, your savior, Prismatic Scramble.

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>>25874031

don't feed your dash after midnight

>>25874029
Is Applejack here too?

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>>25874029
and Applejack too!

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>>25874031

>>25874041
Because she'll get chubby?

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>>25873762
We've decided to stay home which makes me happy, now I can waifu in peace

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>>25874031

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>>25874062

>>25874072
I bet Luna gives great blowjobs with that long horsey snout of hers

>>25874045
>Applejack realizes she's a lesbian.png

>>25874062
>>25874072
well I'd kiss her

>>25874094
Only for Raras

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>>25873172
nevermind, I found it.

https://derpibooru.org/779287

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>>25874108
AJ is a sucker for extra feminine mares isn't she

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>filly

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>>25874129

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>>25874144
I can see why

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>>25874170

>>25874172
*pink

>>25874170
Is she listening to filly tunes 5 again?

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pony has been automatically improved

>>25874196
unf

>>25874100
Nah, she'll kiss Fluttershy.

https://derpibooru.org/874303
what if

>>25874232
I'd let her "equalize" me into being an extremely busty lass

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>>25874211

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>>25874232
The prospect of the mane6 becoming fully equalized is more unf than this boring human fluttershy and glimmer.
>>25874244
I agree with this.

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>>25874129
You think Twilight has latex bodysuites in colours to match all her friends?
And she gets them to all put them on and conduct "research" with each other?

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happy helladays

>>25874295
Merry Christmas you Brazilian bastard

>>25874295
*pinkxmas

>>25874295
why is Plenka glowing

is she radioactive

also merry christmas to you too bae

>>25874313
That's Pinkie

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MERRY FUCKMAS YOU ASSHOLES

>>25874295
thanks you too

>>25874345
Porcu pine

>>25874345
*Pachinko Ping

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>>25874346
THANKS

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO MATE

>Celstia: Human... It was nice to meet you... goodbye.

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Fuck Christmas. Can we do Halloween again?

>>25874420
Bye Celestia. See you tomorrow

I want to give Rainbow Dash a hot dog

>>25874472
I bet she'd eat it

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>>25874420
Cut the dramatics, mom.

Do you think Princess Celestia would enjoy being your mom?

>>25874420
I will boop your cutie mark until you give up fighting.

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>>25874420
Can I just have a cup of tea instead?

>>25874489
What if a pony puts mistletoe above their ponut?

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>>25874498
I doubt pony is flexible enough to hold mistletoe over her butt

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>>25874295
an a new year

>>25874489
That's holly

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>>25874498
That's a very lewd place for it anon

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>>25874498
>"I am going to give analingus to that horse!"

>>25874510
HORRAY

>>25874509
She could just tie it to her dock like a bow

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>>25874532
Wait
That screenshot.
>the Ponka anal rodeo flash game got an update
IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

>>25874510
10/10 would pank

dear pesky pony

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Merry raramas, mlpg.

>>25874545
Why can't you just say tail?

>>25874575
IT'S THE BEST TIME OF DASHCEMBER

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>>25874575
Don't you mean Dashmas, anon?

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Your plushie has arrived, anon!

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>>25874617
>>25874632
I'm sure they can share, they are very good friends after all

Fucking Fluttershy.

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>calling raracember/raramas "dashcember/dashmas"

But it' the most wonderful time of the year, not the most cunterful time of the year.

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>It's called Celestember. You plebeians.

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>>25874670
They're both cunts. The holiday should be renamed Twicember.

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>>25874689
MORE LIKE SHITCEMBER

>>25874705
Haha, cause it's because Twilight's associated with poop and anal!

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It's the most fattening time of the year.

>>25874720
By one guy Anon what the fuck is you're problem

>>25874632
Dash is the one who tried to abolish Christmas

>>25874670
Too many syllables

Santa is keeping all the ponies for himself!

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>>25874747
This little cutie? Never!

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I hope Santa gives me coal this year.

Shes the pone that sleeps around
Rararara ra rara ra ra

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>>25874814
Literal grinch.
She has all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile.

Reminder that Dash KNEW it was wrong but did it anyway.

She would be convicted in seconds.

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2horses1gift

>>25874882
She got away with it because she is a pony.
The guards would have shot and killed a Zebra on the spot.

>>25874900
YES EXCELLENT

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It's a good thing that nothing after S1 is canon or else we'd have to acknowledge Tanks for the Memories' existence.

Merry Dashmas and a happy New Dash to all of you horse enthusiasts over at /mlpg/ offices, bravely funposting through the holidays.

>>25874900
IS IT A BUMBLE HOOVES?

>>25874728
I want it.

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Illithid pony I dunno.

>>25874900
I really like this, thank you Golly!

>>25874915
What if every pony was a changing.
And every changeling had a huge cock and set of bugballs.

>>25874930
please don't eat my brains, cutie

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>>25874930
whoa what the fuck
Jesus christ

>>25874930
Bitchin

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Merry Twimas

>>25874963
I misread that as Twistmas.

Now I'm disappointed.

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>>25874930
what a qt

>>25874963
Merry Twimas to you too bep~

I had the cute idea of being a pegasus colt that is growing up in a bad neighbourhood with bad parents and dresses up like an edgy punk-emo and one day you walk past Luna who finds your attaire very silly and cute in an edgy kind of way. Her time on the moon still means she is unsure on how Equestria has changed, she thinks it's perfectly normal to pick you up and proceeds to preen your wings that are a complete mess while you shout in protest that she is ruining your "trend" for your wings. And stuff happens and against your will she takes you back to the castle thinking that your parents would be honored having their child spend time with a Princess. Even more against your will she forces you into a bath and eventually cleans out all the "edgy" looking stuff you have until you look more like a normal pony. Still very visibly annoyed and attempting protest she hugs you because of how cute a small angry pony looks to her, the hug breaking the emotional shell you've had growing up and crying into her embrace.

I'm thinking of maybe making a seperate thread for this idea but I want to know what you guys think, I assume this all sounds pretty creepy but that's not the intention.

I've also had potential ideas of her finding out your parents which may be adopted parents are abusive and after her finding out she personally adopts and oversees you as a newly adoptive mother.

>>25874963
>Happy Holidays.

Fuck you Twilight, you politically correct fuck, I bet you bitch about Christmas things on coffee cups too.
Liberal cunt.

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>>25874900
>IS THAT A BOOK?!

>>25875003
She probably says that given how ponies don't celebrate Christmas and humans don't celebrate hearths warming eve.

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>>25874963
>>25874974
>Not Nyxmas

Twist is probabily my favourite underrated character though.

>>25875015
She should say 'Happy Hearths Warming' them.

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Do you think she'd let you jizz on her back as a Christmas present?

>>25875022
>Nyx
MODS, YOU MISSED ONE.

>>25875034
No. Cum is a pain to get out of feathers. You can still cum inside her though.

>>25875003
You know this is just as bad? People can say whatever they want, and shouldn't be penalized for saying either

>>25875049
No, they have to do it my way!

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>>25875028
Happy Kwanzaa you annoying little bitch boi

>>25875046
Banning something only makes it stronger.

>>25875008
no it's a Kindle

>>25874996
pls respond

>>25875076
close enough

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>>25875076

>>25875111
>tfw LK is ded

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>>25875048
>feathers
But Twilight is a unicorn. She doesn't have wings.

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>>25875111
Imagine a device where you can read hundreds of books without having to carry around all of them in a saddlebag
it also lets you read in bed

Filly wants to go to Mexicolt to meet her virtual coltfriend.

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>>25875111
>>25875076
Do you think Twilight will go full hipster and say she prefers books better because of how the pages feel or smell or some shit?

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Do ponies have a Santa?

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>>25875156
she would

>>25875156
Probably she would.
She would love audio books though.
You can listen to one book while you read another.

>>25875143
if he's virtual, what's the point in meeting them?

>>25875196
getting kidnapped and forced into slavery

>>25875156
She'd probably prefer real books but not be able to resist carrying around her whole library
Probably spend the first week constantly getting distracted and stopping in the middle of the road or a conversation and looking stuff up

>>25875216
I wonder if she'd met Madmax while she's over there

>>25875243
Madmax and her husband and children you mean.

>>25875170
Season 1 episode 3 says yes

>>25875222
>Constantly crashing into shit while flying because she is trying to look up something.
Oh God...we turned her into one of the fuckers who text and drive!

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>>25875362
No it doesn't.

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Merry Christmas MLPG you're all pretty cool even if you shitpost a lot.

>>25875216
Filly is an idiot

>>25875405
You're my favorite deputy

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good night mlpg
next time I post it will be giftmas
dream of cuddly ponies

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>>25875388
Re-watch the chase scene in Ticket Master,.

>>25875405
Thank you, I treasure it

Filly just crawled down Big Mac's urethra.

>>25875405
>even if you shitpost a lot.
I will have you know that I only make a moderate amount of shitposts

>>25875429
I tied a rope around her filly waist and attached it to a colt. Filly better get out now or her friend joins her.

Happy holifucks you fuck fucks.

>>25875456
>implying Mac wouldn't benefit from one pone for each immense testicle

>>25875405
Merry Christmas, MLPG

Hope you all dream of weird pone lewd, if you're into that thing <3

KISS THE PONY
DO IT NOW

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>>25875552
o-okay

How to handle ponies at christmas:
Step one: Cut a hole in the box.

>>25875571
Not that pony.
She is dumb.

Pony calls you a 'normie' and makes a soft "reee" noise as you pat her head.

READY

>>25875596
That's nice, dear.

Florida here
turning on the AC just in time for Christmas!

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>Anon look, I found a mistletoe!
>you know what it means...

>>25875596
That's super cute. Keep patting.

>>25875637
You got a special somepony? Congrats, Sweetiebelle.

>>25875405
*pinkgift

>>25875637
>cutie mark
If I wasn't already barfing, I'd barf

>>25874930
I'm going to hug it, Rei. I'm going to do it.

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>bra
why

>>25875841
DRAGON TIDDYS

>>25875841
spike is just preparing for his neckscale career

>>25875841
SANTA HATS ARE CANON