MLP General

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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

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MAKE ROOM FOR THE HOT NEW COUPLE

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I bought a Twilight PEZ dispenser a few days ago.
It's cute, but sitting next to my other pony figurines it looks like someone decapitated Twily and stuck her head on a pike.

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https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/xHXKYyq.gif&v=lrFLSjIA-xY

Fucking ponies

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>>25866267

>>25866267
Anon please, I'm trying to write innocent holiday things.

Smashing Flutters dressed as Mrs. Claus is for later.

Pony will remember that

>>25866242
When will she return?

>>25866296
When they need another redemption episode again

http://crazyponyplz.tumblr.com/post/127965169620/mlp-x-pics

>>25866217
is their comic scanned yet

Fucking ponies hard

>>25866311
whoa, unf

Screwing ponies out of their money

PONY UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

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I decided to look around /mlp/ while waiting for the new general.
There's a thread where someone's attempting to jam a bad dragon fleshlight into a So Soft "Learns to Walk" Pinkie Pie™

>>25866339
who is sweetie belle?

>>25866344
>jam a bad dragon fleshlight into a So Soft "Learns to Walk" Pinkie Pie
that sounds fucking hilarious

>>25866219
make her a body out of clay

>>25866352
It's over here
>>25863921

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>>25866341

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>"Hey, got any love?"

>>25866393
>meme memetress 2

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>>25866410
Yeah, sure.

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>>25866344
Hahaha, oh my g--
>a challenger has appeared

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>>25866464
I bet once he's finished, he's going to link to some action shots.

>>25866431
nice meme

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>>25866174
What do ponies fear?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAuO3GnjCEM

Hush little pony don't say a word.
Anons going to stick his dick in your butt.
Lalalalalalalala.
Something that rhymes with butt.

>there's a god damn Tauntaun Bad Dragon now
Eh, after day-oneing Sugar Star I have no place to speak

>>25866636
Slut
Rut
Nut

You ever want to fap, but you can't get aroused to pony? What do

>>25866667
You've clearly thought a lot about butt rhymes before.

>>25866667
Holy shit, that was close.

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>I made you into a duplicate of my childhood friend, Anon!

>>25866762
Cool wanna fuck?

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>>25866762
>yfw no childhood friends left

>>25866762
Between you and purple I'm pretty sure my DNA is 90% magic cancer at this point.

>>25866762
So am I a colt or an idealized stallion version of your childhood friend?

Either way can we fuck now?

Oh no, not pone, she never lost control...

>>25866785
What is magic cancer?

>>25866770
>>25866786
What makes you think she'd want to fuck you?

>>25866828
Why else would she recreate her childhood friend? So we could play blocks together?

>>25866786
idealized colt version of her childhood friend

so, fully developed stallion parts

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>>25866841

>>25866857
Alright. But can we build a blanket fort afterwards and then play doctor?

>>25866802
You become a gross mutant with crying chromosomes, melting all over the ponies.

They scream and cry and try to get away but nothing can stop the horrible monster from booping them.

>>25866857
So she turned herself into a filly, but I'm a stallion of her childhood friend, but why?

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Fucking holidays killing my MLPG.

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Twilight, you have entered the door to the North. You are now by yourself, standing in a dark room. The pungent stench of mildew emanates from the wet dungeon walls.

Obvious exits are EAST, DOWN, NORTH, WEST, and DENNIS.

>>25866980
Dennis?

>>25866344
>browsing the piss and letting issac make another craptastic thread
You should've made your own

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>>25866980

Upwards.

Also, by doing a complete scan of the planet, Twilight finds the One Piece before Luffy & co. The End.

Next question.

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>>25867081
>we will never have clean threads again because isaac's autism made everyone afraid to make them

show me the cute filly butts

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Maregical Filly Lyrical Maneoha

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>>25867106

>>25867034
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail94.html

>>25867122
You find pillow filly sitting at the head of your bed.
Again.
You can only assume that your other pillows have met an unfortunate fate.

>>25867118
that looks like shit

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>>25867106

Round the back of the bike sheds during breaktime, there'll be plenty of cigarette butts

You cig

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>>25866883

>>25867154
Use filly as a pillow

>>25867166
Well no wonder she can't fly.

at what point does pony get too furry?

>>25867168
No, you only destroy.

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>>25867201

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I CAST SUMMON STRAM OF ANY KIND!

>>25867217
I miss Dan vs. streams

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>hey anon
>you wanna give me a wing job?

>>25867290
Uh sure.
Fly up to that shelf and get me that bowl.

>>25867232
AGAIN!?!?

>>25867372
ALL DAY EVERY DAY

>>25867232
But I have food poisoning and can't talk.

>>25867412
Stop eating out of KFC dumpsters.

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>>25867444

>>25867412
food poisoning doesn't affect your speech
unles you've been vomiting a lot

>>25867412
how did that happen

I told you leaving cookie dough on the counter for a week isnt the same as baking

>>25867485
Maybe it's so bad that every time his mouth opens vomit comes spewing out

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>>25865216

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>>25867302
>okay so is there something cool on the shelf or what?

>>25867517
>some cry

God damn it

>>25867517
Peach Filly be careful. One hit from that Strong Filly is likely to send you down for the count!

>>25867517
I love her hair hands
I love it all

>>25867517
At least there aren't any tools there.
They go deep.

>>25867517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSW9pf9IrSo
Ah the memories

>you will never confuse the shit out of a pony by barging into the room and yelling "OH GOD YOU'RE NAKED"

>>25867517
VarSwd
CstSwd
Protopony lv 3

EXECUTE

>>25867517
I can hear the music

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>>25867534
there might be some unique Wonderbolts item in there

>>25867585
you say it like it's a crane game

...Dash would probably like playing a crane game

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>>25867585
>nice try
>I have all of their collectibles

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>>25867620
what if there's some Wonderbolts themed cider cup in there?
I bet you don't have one of those bad boys

rainbow dash is a very ugly pony.

>>25867651
you take that back right now.
TAKE IT BACK!!

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>>25867638
>do I look like an amateur?

>>25867661
no.

>>25867671
all of the ponies are beautiful
and also sluts

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>>25867669
no, but let me ask you something
is it a holographic one?

>>25867556
THAT'S NOT WHAT I HEAR IN MY HEAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://youtu.be/kYV_NrOgAjI

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>>25867682
>I'll give you my Fleetfoot rookie card for one of those

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>mlpg

>>25867726
why is she so angry

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>>25867708
how about one smooch for it?

>>25867739
because

>>25867739
meme withdrawal

>>25867742
EWW HUMAN GERMS

>>25867742
please don't take advantage of Dash's desire to be kissed on the snootle

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>>25867766
I will smooch her on the snootle as much as she wants
I might even rub her tuft while doing so

>>25867778
WHOA

I THINK THAT VIOLATES A LAW

>>25867778
at least give her something physical for the trade
you can't just go trading love for favors in ponyville, you'll be unstoppable

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tis the season for more mintoaur holiday shenanigans

sup mlpg? having a good holdiay?

Pinkie likes Rock Soup
so to expand her taste, she asks Griffons to stop and bathe their talons for her Griffon Talon Soup diet

Pony pours you a cup of Gushing Granny.

>>25867840
more minotaurs is always good yes
having an okay holiday so far, you

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For fucks sake Celestia!
It's 78 F 25 C if ur a yuropoor , can't you at least let us have a cold breeze on motha' fucken Christmas?

-Miami Anon

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>>25867820
Okay, fine
I'll give her one of these

>>25867812
THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINST SMOOCHING A PONE'S SNOOTLE
I just hope there's no laws against hoofholding while smooching her on the lips

>>25867867
>wanting winter

>>25867884
a ball?

Pony just HUMANED UP!

>>25867904
>wanting summer, mathematically the shittiest season of any year

>>25867910
not just any ball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7ZIBb8kSVk

>>25867904
>summerfag
pls

>>25867840
That's a lovely gift.

>>25867867
it's been this way all winter down here man, just so fucking hot
I'm fucking sick of it
I move down here, and everybody says, "oh the winters are great! the temperatures are perfect and it hardly ever rains!"
IT WAS 90 DEGREES EVERYDAY UNTIL MID DECEMBER
AND THEN THE RAIN
IT RAINED FOR THE FIRST TWELVE DAYS OF THIS MONTH
FUCK

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>>25867867
>30 F where I live

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ponytails and glasses

>>25867933
>not wanting summer when 6 months out of the year are cold and shitty

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horse nerds.
Moondancer is super cute.

>>25867971
Nope, not here. Samefag as >>25867867
So i'd rather not have to deal w/ mosquito this time of year thanks.

>>25867970
pig nose
pig nose

>>25867861
s'orite
>>25867938
rarity always gives the best presents

>>25867840
That looks good mate

>>25867919
>shitty
>the best time for everything to be green, healthy, and colorful
>the best time to wear as little clothes as possible
>shitty

Things you can do in winter:
>drink hot chocolate
>wear a hundred clothes
>?????????
>wish it was summer

>>25868006
would you still sleep with your pony waifu if she got turned into a pig?

>>25868047
Things you can do in summer:

>die out of the shade
>eat bugs
>swim in sweat
>??????????
>wish it was winter

>>25868025
thank you! i've been practicing a bit since the end of september.

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>>25867970
I sorta wish she didn't canonnically have such a sharp eyesight
she looks adorable with glasses

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the good thing about being a pony is your coat will adjust to any weather with minimal clothing needed

>>25868122
I'm still very glad she does though
goes with her birdiness

>>25868124
Does horse hair do that? I thought only certain breeds did.

>>25868074
Things you can do in summer:
>literally every outdoor activity
>swim, fish, beach, gardening, outdoor projects, sports, walking, etc etc etc
>every indoor activity
>THE default season

Winter:
>uhhhh move snow here
>shut down everything
>watch Rudolf

So objectively superior 2bqh

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>>25868137
I guess that's true
what if she started wearing thick rimmed glasses without lenses just for fun/because someone told her that they're cool?

>>25868160
>think about doing outdoor activities but actually don't do any of them because it's too fucking miserable to
>wow it's fucking inside that you could do in winter
>even spring is better

Summer - not even once

>>25868157
pretty sure they can shed and thicken out for the seasons

You know who loved summers and hated winters? Hitler.

>>25868167
it would take some serious convincing
I'm pretty sure those are strongly in her egghead category

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Was trying to draw something other than pony, but I couldn't find anything.

>>25868242
Rarity in love.

>>25868242
filly wearing a rudolph nose

>>25868186
>wow it's fucking inside
the point is you have it as an option
In winter, you have to stay inside, or insulate yourself from the death outside

Winter is so pleb tier that diseases run rampant, LITERALLY pleb tier, they don't call it the COMMON COLD for nothing

you're out of your element, winterpleb

>>25868242
Draw some griffons
They're really fun to draw

>>25868202
>fought Russia in the winter
Winter literally not figuratively killed Germany

__Fall__ is best season

pony made a donation in your name to The Human Fund

>>25868265
>summer breeds more illnesses and also more animal-borne attacks
>the only option in summer is to be in the AC or burn outside

It's to be expected, though, Summersimps' brains are fried.

>>25868265
>>25868293

I'm pretty sure you guys are just describing seasons in 2 different locations, 1 where it snows in the winter and the other where it's miserable in the summer

>>25868242
big mac with reindeer hat

>>25868293
>every winter without fail
>FLUE EPIDEMIC CRISIS ALERT GET YOUR FLU SHOTS
>every plant is dead
>every animal is sleeping or moved to less shitty weather
>outdoors=death
>some idiot gets sick
>indoors=death

>fans and AC makes it co trolled and comfortable
>HEATERS NOT WORKING HELP
>die or huddle up naked with sick, farting people

don't get brainfreeze :^)

>>25868242

Ponies at Disney World.

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is there anything better than mare love?

>>25868351
A shame it doesn't exist, unlike the love between a man and a mare.

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>>25868351
well, there's stallion love

>>25868374
gay

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Repostin' sweater Luna for those that missed it

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>>25868362
excuse you, mare love is very real
it is the strongest love in all Equestria

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>>25868351
No_

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>>25868362
My good man.

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>>25868374
>>25868386
i gotchu pham

>>25868400
it looks like an old comfy sweater that Celestia has asked her to throw out a number of times because she's royalty and doesn't need an old sweater like that

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>>25868400
I want to cuddle with that princess on a cool winter night.

>>25868438
I wonder what horsey things she would do in her sleep

>>25868438
its like you want your bed to smell like garbage

>>25868465
fuck you she is a pony princess
you aren't even a pony

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>>25868420

>>25868455
nibble your ears and lick your hair

>>25868477
EDIT WHERE

2 ponies
1cup

30 mares
1 anon

>>25868486
can you just imagine 2 fillies licking the same ice cream cone?

can you imagine a pony filling up a balloon where the balloon is a hyperfuta's foreskin plugging up a gassy ponut?

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>>25868477

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DO THE PROMPT

>>25868505
horsecocks don't have foreskin
is the pony filling up a futa human's foreskin or something?

>>25868508
Jesus christ how horrifying.

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Goodnight MLPG

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>>25868516
oh hey you're back
I missed you senpai

>>25868525
Goodnight, anon! Dream of soft ponies and cozy cuddling.

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I hope there's an episode in Season 6 where Spike accidentally calls Twilight "mommy".

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derpy.me/AJRinxooacjDoodles

Probably not going to be doing much talking, but the mic's there if you wanna talk.

>>25868511
yes
through practiced anal control, the pony puckers up enough to hold the foreskin, while slipping her farts and passing it harder as the foreballoon fills up

I call it the the ponut balloon

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>>25868525
Goodnight, Anon.

Goodnight, MLPG.

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ONE YEAR

>>25868534
Hiro, pls.

I'm just here to badger Xieril as a distraction from writing my drone pone story for Christmas.

I'm dreadfully behind on all the other stories. Sandland is a mean mistress.

>>25868547
Goodnight to you too, anon.

>>25868506
Trixie is such a cute, it's a shame liking her is forbidden.

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>>25868552

>>25868552
CHRISTMAS DRONE PONE

I'D REPLACE HER NAVIGATION LIGHTS WITH CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

>>25868587
IT WILL BE SUITABLY ADORABLE, I ASSURE YOU.
OR AT LEAST I WILL TRY.

>>25868424
u-unf?

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>>25868540
SHEEEIT IS THIS A STRAM

>>25868608
censored because christian board

>The Mane Six as bushveld rain frogs.

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>>25868474
how do you know i'm not a pony?

forget cute ponies. get cute minotaurs

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>>25868280
>winter ends wars
>winter stopped the most infamous army in history

meanwhile
>summer is historically the most popular time for war
>summer is when everybody is outside letting the sun make them angry at everyone else

Winter officially nominated for medal of peace

>>25868160
>implying a little cold and snow stop anyone who isn't a weakling from enjoying all those activities
>implying the most popular sports aren't in the Fall anyway.
>not going outside in winter when it's serene and peaceful since all the plebs are huddled in their houses, complaining
>not going ice fishing, snowshoeing, skiing, winter camping, sledding
>holidays that BTFO every summer event combined
>Summer wishes they had icons like Rudolph to cling to

face it, summer is for fair weather friends and flighty minds, at best.

>>25868664
CAN YOU HUG A MINOTAUR?

>>25868624
No.

Who's a silly filly?
Who's a silly filly?!

>>25868688
YES UNF

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>>25868674
i wouldn't recommend it

but you can hug a goat

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>>25868706

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>>25868748
Full version

>>25868732
i wanna brush her mane

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would you ponk with ponk

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>>25868783

>>25868748
>>25868783
both versions are stupid

>>25868783
>giving anon eye expressions

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no one tell them that's not actually mistletoe

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>>25868828
Get fit for pone.
Make 2016 your year!

>>25868913
Why is Rainbow Dash such a dumb horse?

>>25868795
prickle perp?

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>>25868913
I don't think ponies really "get" the tradition
just let them do whatever

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>>25868921
>tfw didn't complete any 2015 resolutions

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>"I got this shit on deck called Christmas tree, Bruh."
>"Cuz a few hits will have you fuckin LIT, MY DUDE."

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I'm going to ruffle her feathers

>>25868953
Fucking nobby.

>>25868973
please be gentle

>>25868953
sounds like anon forgot the three D's of Swords: https://youtu.be/Q_RpbaUU7NI?t=240

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>>25869003

filly just walked up to your doorway carrying her pillow in her mouth

I think she wants to sleep with you tonight

>>25869034
That's fine. She's going to be my personal heater and get cuddled though.

>>25869007
Oh that's a blast from the fucking past

>>25869029
GENTLER

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woo, this was a lot of fun to do.
whatcha anons think?

>>25869063
qt as fuck

>>25869063
looks super cozy
do one with Dash and pranko

>>25869063
Oh man, looks cozy.

>>25869063
10/10 excellent job

>>25869060
>be so gentle that you don't even do anything

how many fillies do i have to hug to get upgraded to mare?

>>25869097
*downgraded

>>25869100
but mares are larger than fillies

>>25869091
>Still end up fathering 3 foals with her.

>>25869118
you need to find the really big fillies and hug them instead

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>*listens to pony music*

pony has the horseflu!

>>25869161
boop the sick horse

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>>25869149
>go to Equestria
>go to record store
>sample pony music
>it's all a cappella neighing
>mfw

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>>25869149
What about hot, zebra rhymes?

>>25869164
>griffon music
>literally all it is is distorted bg noise with shrieks and roars

>>25869177
booooo

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>pony sits down beside you and gives you this look.
>what do you do?

shucks, you guys rock.

>filly music
>it's just a bunch of excited ponies neighing

>>25869188
boop her

>>25869196
WHINNY ROUND THE PONY
WITH A POCKET FULL OF SHELLS

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Would you kiss this pony?

[Y/N]

>>25869202
but anon
she's wearing mistletoe

>>25869188
>Flutter admiring a giant scrotum

>>25869219
that's holly

>>25869219
boop her with my mouth

>>25869219
that's holly, bro. Mistletoe has white berries and small soft leaves.

>>25869221
>>25869245
Isn't holly poisonous to horses?

>>25869265
yes

Feed the filly holly

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Fluttershy confirmed for naughty.

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>>25869224
>>25869245
>>25869265
would you believe google is a dirty lying whore?

>>25869323
I wonder what mew did with that framed portrait of lyra after he abandoned her

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>>25869265
>>25869273
>>25869293
UHHH

>>25869333
it probably has something to do with the fact that literally everyone thinks holly and mistletoe are the same thing for some reason

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>>25869333
I think you're confusing Google with Fluttershy

The fuck?
https://yiff.party/

All I want for Christmas is to sexually satisfy my waifu

>>25869323
>>25869340
i got you guys a present also
http://i.imgur.com/CgpAWfI.png

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>>25869333
It's okay to make a mistake when you look as good as Fluttershy.

>>25869363
look at that blue butt go

>>25867534
>>25867585
>ask Dash for a favor
>she makes it all about herself
ya'll must think she's quite the cunt

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>>25869363
damn that was stone cold correct

>>25869413
how much are they paying you?

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>>25869353

>>25869422
Who?

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>"My, my, Princess. This large, glowing sky cake..what would it cost for you to part with it?"

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Merry Christmas MLPG!

340 days to go

>>25869480
[citation needed]

>>25869480
GET THE FUCK INTO THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!

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>>25869480
Whoa hold on purple, it's not Christmas yet

Wait another three and a half hours would you?

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>>25869486
>not believing Twilight

>>25869480
>there's nowhere in the world where it's christmas right now
>we don't know when the next season starts
congrats, you're double inaccurate today

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>>25869490

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>>25869480

>>25869493
A DeLancie tweet isn't a proper source, and saying "one year" means it'll be by the end of 2016, not exactly 365 days

Odds: draw stram
Evens: vidya
Dubs: secret project

>>25869526
stram vidya

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>>25869531
I'd flutter her butter

>>25869555
TOUCH ME ROOGNA!

>>25869530
looks cozy

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Pony has noticed her new appendages.

>>25869630
she looks like she likes wings

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These ponies are nice. I like these ponies.

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Merry horsemas Mlpg

barking at filly until she pets your muzzle

Post christmases
https://youtu.be/21HUYAsPHIw

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>"Hello. Luna and I talked it over and we know what we're going to get your for Hearthswarming! Helping you get friends!"

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>>25869683
>Somehow get teleported to equestria
>the ponies assume you're just a weird looking animal, not sapient
>do nothing to demonstrate otherwise
>"Don't mind him, he's just friendly"

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welp i knocked this one out.
thanks for keeping me up, mlpg
i hope you all have a great day tomorrow

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>>25869683
>Being a cute little diamond dog and interacting with fillies
I want this

>>25869707
Thanks, that's super cute!

>>25869699
look at that princess tuft

scratching out your butt crust with Fluttershy studying

>>25869707
damn dude, thanks and have a good sleep holiday

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>>25869707
Have a great night, cc.

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>>25869719
I want to touch the tuft

>>25869699
that's alright I guess

>>25869790
>Spike
>wanting to be free
I thought SAYS established that Spike got a massive boner from being anybody's slave

>>25869790
I don't think Spike would know what to do with himself if Twilight kicked him out.
I still laughed.

>>25869815
>I don't think Spike would know what to do with himself if Twilight kicked him out.
Hide in Raraties walls and drill little holes to watch her.