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Slave Ponies

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>So what is this thread about?
Pretty much this thread is about anon owning a pony as a slave. He can do whatever he wishes, be it nice and not abusing or the complete opposite.

If you're going to be writing some green, please name yourself. It will be easier to keep track of your story.

Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/SlavePonyAuction
Complete Stories: http://pastebin.com/82rCVh4j
Full story List: http://pastebin.com/cqLCYveb
Popular/Recent Stories:

Changing lifestyle (Changeling) by Fireking -- WIP
http://pastebin.com/CndZXCih

Fire and Sky (Spitfire) by Lurkernon -- WIP
http://pastebin.com/KDF26gwp

A deal is a deal (Applebloom) by twiligh/tg/ame_night -- WIP
http://pastebin.com/DK21fjWz

No title (Minuette) by Dyslexia -- WIP
http://pastebin.com/cc4W12Lu

Time to fly (Rainbow Dash) by Neutral -- WIP
http://pastebin.com/X0WwQSEY

Blind Anon (Fluttershy) by JohnColt -- WIP
http://pastebin.com/0rmywwyB

Skittles (Rainbow Dash) by SkittlesAnon -- WIP
http://pastebin.com/admfdm5t


Previous thread: >>25827806
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>We just had a new thread yesterday
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>>25841212
Yeah, you get a disgustingly low response rate for how much volume you dish out.

You've made me cuddle rape my body pillow. Hope you receive that as a compliment because it's the best I got.
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>>25842969
Can't stop the love train!
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To start off this new thread, here is some more green of the Luna story. Its been quite awhile since I've worked on it so some of you may not be familiar with it. Here's the pastebin: http://pastebin.com/NLP6dcMr


>Seems like the auction you went to got busted
>4 of the staff running the auction, 3 ponies and 1 officer were killed in the bust
>Atleast those ponies are in a better place now
>Your stomach grumbles and you realise you haven't eaten yet
>You get up to grab some leftover pizza from the fridge and you devour on the the remaining slices while chugging down your bottle of water
>Once you're down replenishing your stomach you hear hoovesteps coming from down the hall and Luna appears
>She walks up to the sofa and takes a seat right next to you to your left
>You don't know what to say so you just keep watching the news
>Luna finally decides to break the ice
>"What is this device?"
>You were expecting her to ask that since she was looking at the television with curiousity
"Its called a television. What it does is it transmits sound with moving images from things like cameras. Television is mostly used for stuff like entertainment, education, news and advertising. I imagine you never had this kind of technology in your world?"
>"No but we did have cameras, however they were expensive and only few could afford one"
>You both continue to watch the news until Luna asks another question
>"But how does it receive all these images? And where does it get its source of magic?"
>Magic? Guess they must of never had electricity back in Equestria and everything ran on magic
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>>25842989

>literally alway make sure the current slave pony thread is my home page for my 'personal use' browser.
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>>25842955
>Anon becomes an abusive master not because he wants to, but because it's the only way to stop Skittles' shenanigans
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rolling for futashy
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>>25842996
"First off, there is no such thing as magic in our world.... well technically there is but its just a bunch of clever tricks to make illusions. The kind of magic I imagine you had has only ever existed in the form of fiction and fantasy. What we use to power our devices is electricity. I'm no genius but the basic way to get electricity is by burning stuff like coal and gas to run an engine or turbine to generate electricity."
>"That doesn't sound very safe for the environment"
"It definitely isn't but we have a other sources of electricity that is much safer for the environment such as hydroelectric and nuclear energy however I'm not going to bore you with that kind complicated stuff."
"And to answer your question about the television, it receives signals from a cable. I don't know exactly how it works tho. Originally TV's used to receive signals using high-powered radio-frequency transmitters to broadcast the signal to individual receivers, they're actually still comonly used since its cheaper than using wires"
>The news has switched to talking about the current war against ISIS and the recent attacks in Paris
>Maybe this isn't the best stuff to show to Luna
>You lean forward to grab the remote and shut the TV off
"Well I've got to head to bed Luna, I need to wake up pretty early tomorrow to head to work"
>"Oh... um.... okay then"
"Feel free to serve yourself to some more food and if you need anything don't hesitate to wake me up"
>You head to the washroom to brush your teeth
>As you walk out of the washroom you see Luna coming down the hall to her room
"Goodnight Luna"
>"Goodnight Anon"
>You change into your pajamas and hop in bed
>It doesn't take very long for you to fall asleep

That's all for now sadly. Expect more tomorrow!
Enjoy this green fresh off the printing press!
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>>25843000
Gonna do that right now. Excellent use of trips, sir.
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>>25843018

no problem bro
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>>25843015
moar when?
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>>25843074
Maybe later tonight but definitely tomorrow!
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>>25843007
>Anon whips Skittles so hard she bleeds
>"Oh Master, you're so silly, pretending you don't want my love, come here, let me be a good girl for you..."
>rubs a hoof over her flank where she was whipped
>doesn't even flinch
>smears her bloodied hoof over Anon's lips
>"Shhh, Master, we're gonna have lots of fun, I promise."
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>>25843096
looking forward to it m80
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>when I think I've seen all the degenerate furry themes /mlp/ has, another comes up
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>Honestly would love to see some chryslais green
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>>25843120
>not wanting your own formerly abused pony slave to provide nurturing rehabilitative cuddles to
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>>25843123
>using greentext wrong
Is it that hard?
Are you that new?
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>>25843140

didnt realize I had a > in my clipboard

really hate how it adds whatever text you have copied atm to your post
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So no Anon as the slave green yet?
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Man, this is some softcore shit.
Where's the plantations and mass slavery?
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>>25843176
>you are anon in magic talking horse land
>life is sad
>colorful talking horses killed your family and took you as a trophy
>barbarians
>your mistress, a white unicorn with purple mane and tail, has quite the cruel streak in her
>finds any excuse to whip you
>makes you lick her hooves and clean the filth from under her tail with your tongue every time she goes to the bathroom
>she castrated you too using nothing but her magic
>you spend the rest of your life as a tormented slave
>end

Satisfied?
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>>25843205
In twiligh/tg/ame_night's Applebloom story.
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>>25843206
Moderately
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>>25843205
Mass pony slavery doesn't make sense when machines like tractors exist and real horses can do much heavier work for longer before tiring.

Ponies would most likely be used as sex slaves and household servants.
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>>25843100

>she begins to equate pain with pleasure
>Skittles turns into a masochist
>after all, she gets Master off one way or another
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>>25843247
Yeah, that's the main rub of why there isn't much mass industrialized slavery in these stories. Tyrone was replaced by John Deere decades ago, so the only real niches for slavery are servants, whores, and maybe to replace underpaid foreign factory workers and minimum-wage local labor.
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Trying to picture what chrssy would be like after having her will broken.. actually relitivly easy to punish by simply not directing any positive emotion towards her.
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>>25836109
>>25836124
>>25836182
>The little blue Pegasus hangs her head in defeat as she's suspended from a tree branch by her forehooves, her wings bound tightly to a rope that pulls them around her frontside, preventing her from using them to deflect any blows
>another pony gives a wry, wicked smile as he casually practice-tosses the whip with his magic
>the taskmaster checks her bindings to make sure there's no escape for her
>she stands there stoically, refusing to give in to fear and to let her captors see the terror welling up inside of her
>"I want to hear you say your name. Your name is Skittles. What's your name?"
>"Rainbow."
>The taskmaster shakes his head and motions to the other pony, who flicks the whip with great speed
>CRACK!
>Rainbow Dash cries out in agony, the whip cutting into her flesh and causing her to bleed, she struggles against her bindings, her breathing becoming labored and her body becoming lathered with sweat as she struggles
>CRACK!
>CRACK!
>An older pony in the group stares at the ground, his head hung in sorrow
>"Lawd C'lestia help dat filly, dey gon whoop her dead..."
>CRACK!
>"WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"
>she gasps and whimpers
>"SAY IT! SKITTLES! WHO ARE YA? SAY YOUR NAME!"
>she refuses to respond, the taskmaster nods again
>CRACK!
>"What's your name?"
>she hesitates, the taskmaster begins to step back
>"Skittles."
>"Aye. Say it again, SAY IT LOUDER SO THEY ALL CAN HEAR YA, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"
>"Skittles... my name... is Skittles..."
>"Aye, that's a good pony. Cut 'er down."
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>>25843364
>Skittlesbuse
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>>25843345
Harder than it sounds, my friend. You'd have to be a real stone-cold edgelord to glance at her and not feel anything - not even a flicker of pity.
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>>25843427

then how would you go about doing it?
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>Skittles old master made two spinners, one with numbers ranging from ten to 50, one with pictures of various whips and other implements
>Skittles is forced to spin both spinners whenever she's to be punished to determine her own punishment
>she has to retrieve whichever whip she spins for her master, then allow herself to be tied up and count out her lashes as they're administered
>if she cries too hard or messes up he starts over
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>>25843247
>>25843321
>ponies
Are magical, horses aren't, neither are tractors. Earth ponies for example tend to be extremely, unexplainably powerful, and have some passive magical effects, which generally have something to do with nature (rock farming, plant farming).
Earth ponies could farm when unicorns and pegasi could not, which forced them to cooperate.
Pegasi can literally control weather. Unicorns can cast magic spells.
Dyewts?
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>>25843247

Economically, slavery prospers when it's cheaper to use for something than other options, part of why plantations with slaves would have gone downhill rapidly even if slavery hadn't been ended with the Civil War- technology replacing more expensive living beings.
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>>25843493
That's assuming that whatever magic they possess in Equestria translates to something equivalent on Earth. Magic doesn't exist on Earth, it's not a stretch to assume ponies would lose their magic if brought here.
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>>25843519
That's just one potential story canon of infinite, there's even a story being posted RIGHT NOW that features magic ponied.
I should have replied with this in the first place.
Fuck you.
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>>25842996
>Seems like the auction you went to got busted
>4 of the staff running the auction, 3 ponies and 1 officer were killed in the bust
Went back to reread and catchup, but it said they weren't illegal, and the reason for secrecy was to not deal with protesters. Why then would police raid something that wasn't illegal?
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>>25843455
Putting aside any magical effects - like the idea that lust is an addictive drug to her, as that one greencap suggests - I think there are a couple options. One is going through her changelings - she seems to genuinely care for them, even if ponies are just food. Another would be some kind of public display of her punishment, even so little as putting her out on a leash in the front yard, to get at her pride.

Going to be pretty hard to turn her entirely without some kind of magic shortcut, though.
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>>25843586
>inb4 butthurt libtards turn this into a discussion about overblown police brutality
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>>25843602
I was more complaining about consistency in the story. He says outright at the beginning that it wasn't illegal, so why would the police be there to raid it?
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>>25843586
Maybe the ponies were stolen from other owners and re-auctioned?
Auctions might not be illegal but stealing and selling stolen goods sure are.
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>>25843620
Perhaps they were breaking some sort of regulation?
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>>25843595

yes, leaving her leashed to something outdoors, after a molt. perfect way to humilate her
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>>25843586
>>25843602
>>25843620
>>25843624
>>25843636
You are all right, it kind of is inconsistent and I just realised that. Maybe I should go back and change it to illegal to sell but legal to own?
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>>25843667
That's a bit awkward - just swap it to 'without a license to sell'.
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>>25843646

now we just need some slave chrssy green
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>>25843667
You could just say the protesters caught them and the police came in response to ensuing violence between the staff and protesters.
Auctions stay legal.
Stays in line with what was already written.
And if need be you can bring the auction back.
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>>25843765
Yeah, and if you need the auction to be out of the picture, just throw in what >>25843737 said.
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>bleeding heart types push for pone rights
>force the passage of laws designed to be in ponies' best interests
>one law is passed requiring all pony owners to live on or own a certain amount of acreage to retain possession of their ponies
>Skittles has had a year or two to bond with her new master now
>Master's house and land don't meet the requirements
>he gets in trouble with the law for keeping her, they come to take her away
>she's dragged away from the only human she's ever loved and felt safe with kicking and screaming
>he's powerless to do anything to stop them
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>>25843782
>one law is passed requiring all pony owners to live on or own a certain amount of acreage to retain possession of their ponies
Either that law wouldn't be retroactive, or it'd have a grace period so owners can take measures regarding currently owned ponies.
Which makes it all the worse when Anon knows he can't afford more land and can only spend their remaining time together awaiting the inevitable.
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>>25843667
>illegal to sell but legal to own

>if you want your own pone slave you must track, hunt, capture, break and train her to suit your needs yourself
>no exceptions, no shortcuts
>anything else is illegal
>you can't even have someone else train him/her for you
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>>25843807

or have a grandfather clause for ponies who are deemed to emotinally fragile to be transferred to a new owner
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>>25843015
When do we get the nurture porn?

>captcha image is a bunch of helium tanks and plastic bags, what the fuck
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>>25843818
>implying the PETA-type nutjobs that would push for such laws would really care about how the pony feels
>"SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR HERSELF, WE MUST SEPARATE HER FROM THE CIS WHITE PRIVELEGE SCUM AT ALL COSTS, EVEN IF IT INFLICTS PSYCHOLOGICAL STRESS AND TURMOIL BECAUSE WE KNOW BEST! SHE'S NOT REALLY HAPPY, SHE'S SUFFERING, SHE JUST DOESN'T KNOW IT!"
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>>25843782
>>25843807
pic related

>>25843834
People like you are half the reason I haven't offed myself yet
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>>25843667

This>>25843737

just say it was a black-market auction.
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>>25843737
>>25843973
Good idea. I added "for selling ponies without a license" to line 397 in the pastebin.

Sorry for the inconsistency folks!
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>>25843984
Oops, forgot to namefag.
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>catching up on slave pone threads
>couple threads back
>someone mentions female genital mutilation
>already knew this was a thing
>get too curious
>look around the internet
>discover Caslick surgery
>tfw this shit is done to horses too

Why are humans such utterly barbaric shit?
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>>25842919
So what are some good story's about brutality fucking and abusing slaves?
You guys should sort the grim from the bright
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>>25844062
If you want grim/dark/abusive go to SiM, this is more of a white knight/save/cuddle/love the pone thing
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>>25844048
I'm curious
Please detail this surgery, as I am quite the lazy bastard, and don't feel like googling
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>>25844048
Well to be fair realistically we're barbaric compared to whom exactly? Ourselves? Animals rarely act better than legit barbarians.


But yeah its pretty fuck up family.
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>>25844105
Strips of flesh are cut from either side of the mare's vulva, then it's stitched together and allowed to heal, leaving only a small passage for urine.

It has to be cut back open for the mare to give birth without severely injuring herself.

It's supposedly done to protect a mare's fertility or to protect her foal during gestation. Seems more like some backwards fucked up shit to me.
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>>25844048
>>25844132

>inb4 Skittles gets a caslick to prevent her from riding Anon's dick in his sleep
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No update on my Rainbow Dash story. However I do have something else in the works. It's different. My plan is to alternate between two stories so I can keep the mind fresh. So if anyone is interested, I'll be posting a somewhat different story in just a bit.
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>>25844048
>>25844132
>;Wind sucking mare' is a term that actually exists in science
>Apparently none of this isn't even remotely needed as long as you just clean your mare down there every once in a while
>Doesn't stop infertility from naturally occurring infections
>Must be keep from Stallions at all times less they be mounted and bleeding occurs (this can kill them if not treated)


As a horse owner I am actually confused why pay for an expensive surgery with TONNES of downsides and in the long run more maintenance for your horse when you could I dunno give them a bath every now and then like a normal person?
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>>25844211
I wonder which pony it will be this time.
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>>25844236
I'll just say right now it's an original character to mix things up a little.
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>>25844048
>>25844132
>some magical talking pony stallion slaves undergo a similar procedure
>their sheaths are sewn shut so they can't get an erection, but enough of a hole is left that they can still pee
>it's better than castration because the slave owner can still decide to breed him later if he wants to
>he just has to cut the sheath back open
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>>25844211
>alternate between two stories so I can keep the mind fresh.
Good call.

>>25844252
We wait.
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>>25844211
>>25844252
Do a stallion.
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>>25844264
Already have it written out. It's a mare. Just have to go back through and correct any misspellings or errors of what I got.
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Fuck it, I'll fix errors later in the paste bin.

Story: Project Redux

>No matter what happens, the world will keep turning.
>...
>...
>"Anon."
>...
>No matter what I do, the world will carry on.
>"Anon?"
>All I need to do is get by, making sure that this "peace" is kept.
>...
>...
>And to hope to set "her" straight.
>As soon as the train departs from the darkened tunnel, you immediately snap back to your senses.
>"Master Anonymous."
"Hmm?"
>"We will be arriving at our destination shortly."
"Remind me again of what we are doing?"
>"A group of people is attempting to sell off ponies again."
>She motions her hoof around in the air.
>"And it's our job to make sure that doesn't happen."
"Am I still dreaming here?"
>"Hey, I made a good imitation didn't I?"
"Pretend or not, this is still my duty and your sentence."
>*sigh*"Admit it, you just want to get paid and be done with it."
>You give her a glance and look straight forward again.
"You know when I first started, it wasn't so bad. Now it just seems like routine anymore."
>The train comes to a slow pace and ultimately to a halt.
>The speaker comes on, as loud as ever.
>"Thank you for choosing Equal Railways. We have arrived at Montblanc Station."
"Well, time to get moving."
>Upon exiting the train you take the PDA out of your pocket and look over the address one more time.
>Both of you begin walking to your destination.
>Supposedly the meetup for this group is in the park just a few blocks down from the train station.
>"It would be easier if you had just drove your car."
"I'm trying to save money here. I only take it to work and back. You know this by now."
>Both of you stop just before the park and sit behind the wall.
>You begin whispering.
"Thank god it's a clear night out. The moon will help up see their faces."
>"Like you think they'll escape with me around."
>You take the gun out of your holster and get into a ready stance.
"Quiet, I'm starting to hear footsteps."
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>>25844304
>Not a moment later you hear talking from a several meters out.
>You take out a pair of compact digital binoculars and view the situation.
>Looks like a group of four on the small bridge. Two selling and two buying.
>You pull out the phone and make the call.
"Have a pick-up here in five minutes."
>You turn off the phone, not needing to say anything else.
"Ready? You take one side I'll take the other."
>"Right.
>Both of you hastily make your move toward the bridge.
>You reach the bridge before they even catch notice. Too busy making their deal to pay attention.
>Slowly walking up, you begin to say the usual thing you have to before apprehension.
"Alright, alright. This is the Peacekeeper here to take you guys in. Now if you'll just-"
>Before you could finish they drop everything, pony included, and start running.
*sigh*"Why do they always choose to run?"
>As they make there way to the other side of the bridge they are stopped by the appearance of a single unicorn.
>"Now then. Just come quietly so we can get paid for each of you, hmm?"
>They don't listen and start pulling out knives.
>You just stand there with arms crossed waiting for her end to be over with.
>The pony that was being sold comes up to you.
>"I-I'm safe now right?"
>You kneel down to his level.
"The authorities will be here to take care of you and your situat-"
>You realize that his ear is tagged red.
"Well, we will see."
>Your partner walks over to you with three knives circling around her.
>"Don't they know these don't work on magic? They won't be doing this again anytime soon."
>She looks toward the pony that was being sold and also notices the red tag on his ear.
>"Oh look. It's another runaway. How long you've been running this time?"
>The other pony starts trembling.
>"W-what are you talking about?"
>"Oh don't act like you don't know."
>He starts backing up from both of you.
>"I-I'm not going back."
"Don't do it. You'll regret it."
>"Y-you can't tell me anything! I refuse!"
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>>25844315
>You aim your gun toward the head.
"Well, it was nice knowing you."
>You pull the trigger.
>In a single moment he comes to a dead stop and it took another for him to fall down.
>"You always act like you actually go in for the kill."
"Hey gotta make tranquilizing look cool too. Even if they aren't designed to kill."
>The gun you hold is a tranq-gun that's design with compact rounds and made to look like an actual handgun.
>You proceed to reholster the weapon.
"It's unforunate he decided to run, now they may tag him as black if he has done this enough."
>You look back at your "partner" and point at her black tag.
"Still doesn't hold a candle to what you have done."
>"You're the one who's giving me a chance here."
"And I question myself sometimes about it."
>...
>...
>The year is 2032.
>Roughly three years after the appearance of a new intelligent species was found being sold in underground markets.
>About at year later after the beginning of the "slave owning time', the government issued a form of "system" for the new species.
>Which in your opinion was a complex way of them having slavery technically legal but not able to be bought.
>Each pony that came into this world would be tagged.
>White tags mean they were new and were "obliged" to enter the workforce until they acquire a higher status.
>Whites usually lived at their worksites and in cramped quarters. It's not a life you'd want that's for sure.
>Green meant they had a higher freedom and were allowed to live with a human in a "co-existing" contract.
>Most of the time this is where the real trouble begins. Since quite a few don't usually work out.
>Red means that they are runaways. They usually live in a confined environment until they reacquire their white status.
>Doesn't stop repeats though.
>And then we have the infamous black tag..
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>>25844327
>This tag is rather special. By that you mean the one wearing it has either ran away so many times that the state believe they are beyond hope.
>Or that the individual has done something that warrants a death sentence.
>That's where the organization you joined comes into play.
>You are called Peacekeepers. You function as a branch of the authorities to make sure that no illegal activities take place.
>This includes smuggling, groups of resistance, underground buying rings, and so on.
>Though all you really do is just round up red tags usually with your "partner".
>Your partner's name is Wicked Eclipse.
>She is the one held responsible for almost assassinating the head of the state.
>She was on the death penalty, but thanks to your organization she was given one chance at redemption, like all black tags are given.
>Nobody took her except you.
>You even remember her coming into your complex on the first day and saying these words.
>"You'll regret it one of these days."
>You don't exactly know what she meant by that, but she has been quite a handful.
>It's only been a month and you honestly believe she has caused more damage than actually done good.
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>>25840424
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>>25840450
>>25840457
>>25840470
>>25840889

You said last time that if we posted fluttershy that it would help you write faster.

I'm sorry for being so selfish and greedy but that was amazing and I need more soon please.
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>>25844335
>...
>...
>The card in the machine has finally spit out and the bounty was redeemed.
>"Finally, so how big of a haul we get this time?"
"After everything, only $400."
>"WHAT?! That was easily a grand right there."
"Yes, but if you'll remember our last job someone decided that taking a street lamp out of the ground to use as a method of intimidation was

going to be a great idea."
>"Oh right... that."
"So, we are just gonna have to get by until the end of the month with what we got."
>Oh yeah that's right you forgot to mention.
>The hourly pay for this organization is piss poor. The "Bounty" system counteracts that.
>Supposedly this system encourages all to help keep the world a better place. It's even availible off duty.
>Downside to off-duty work is that you sign a waiver saying that the organization is not responsible for any damages to agents acting off-duty.
>Which means that off-duty bountys could be severely reduced if something happened, like a car blowing up.
>Uh-oh. A person higher up is coming over.
>Better not stand like this or you'll be getting an earful.
>You're off the clock but they still love acting like dicks about it.
>"Anonymous, we need you and your "partner" to come back in for just a second. She will be escorted to a waiting room while we talk."
>Oh yeah, it's that time...
"Sure, I'll come in. I already know."
>"Then this shouldn't take long."
>All three of you went back inside your organization's rather ominous building.
>Why does every organization gotta have such a presence to it?
>You were brought to a small white room and were hooked up to a lie detector machine.
>The guy from before enters the room.
>"Well, Mr. Anonymous. Since you already know what's about to happen. You remember the rules right."
"Yeah. Only say the truth and nothing goes outside of this room."
>"Excellent. Then lets begin our questioning. How much do you think your partner has improved?"
'No real improvement."
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>>25844353
>"How much time does she put into bettering herself while you are off-duty?"
"None."
>The questioning only kept going. Each with a not-so-great response.
>By the end of the questioning, he is just tapping his finger on the table and giving you a stare.
>"Sir you are aware that if this pattern keeps up within the next few months, you'll be relieved from her and she will face death."
"I understand."
>He proceeds to turn off the lie detector machine and all forms of voice recording that lay on the table.
>"This is off the book so I definitely don't want to thear this leave the room or it's my ass too."
>"Wouldn't you be destroyed if she didn't change and you knew you only delayed her death."
"I'm trying here, but you guys make it very difficult."
>"Yeah the rules don't give you much to work with. I'll note only that part of our "after-test" talk. You're free to go."
>In the contract you are given, Eclipse was to live with you.
>They added a small renovation to your house, giving her a room no bigger than necessary.
>It only contained a small bed and a night stand.
>As long as she was off duty, she wore a magic restraint around her horn.
>On duty she would wear a collar with a dead-man switch given to you.
>Should she get out of hand or kill you while on duty, the collar itself is design to inject a lethal poison into it's wearer after 5 seconds.
>Upon exiting the building, both of you get into your car.
>Before you can even start the car she opens the gloved box and pulls out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter.
>"I need one."
*sigh*"You're gonna kill yourself slowly, eh? Make sure the window is rolled down."
>She takes out a cig from the box and you take the lighter and light it for her.
>"Can't they make these for ponies too?"
"That would be too easy."
>You start the vehicle and proceed to make your way home for the day.
>"So how much longer until I'm free of all this?"
"Depends."
>"On what exactly?"
"Stuff."
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>>25844364
>"Awww, don't be that way. I'm a dead pony walking anyway, so anything you tell me wouldn't matter."
"The higher ups would disagree."
>You approach a red light and and stop.
"I'll say this once. If you don't do as much damage and actually be productive like on the assignment we just worked, then you'd actually be better."
>She doesn't say anything and just proceeds to take another puff from the cig while looking out the car window.
"And we would get paid more."
>Still nothing.
"And I could see if I could get your room upgrad-"
>"I want a TV, a gun cabinet, and a copy of Dirty Mares."
"One thing at a time."
>It took a moment for the last thing to register.
"'Dirty Mares'??"
>"Yeah, the one where two mares are in a love hotel and they go at it hard. They even have a scene where they take a double sided dildo and-"
"I'm just gonna stop you right there. Never in a million years will I buy something like that for you."
>"Oh well, guess I'll just get off on my thoughts like usual."
"Is that the reason you go through so many fucking towels?!"
>"Hey I got my needs too, you know."
>You pinch your nose and let out a huge sigh.
"Jesus....."
>Your line of conversation is immediately halted by screaming coming from a nearby alleyway.
>"Hey you hear that? Sounds like a bonus pay."
"Sounds like effort that I will need a bit more motivated effort for."
>You see a small mare burst out of the alleyway in front, she's wearing a green tag.
>"Someone please help me!"
>Before she could even get another word out a rather large fellow grabs her and brings her back into the alleyway.
>The light has been green for a while now, but you haven't moved. This isn't the busiest of roads though.
>"Should we even do something?"
"She's got a green tag, Where the hell is her owner?"
>"Maybe she was kidnapped?"
"Or maybe he's the owner."
>"That's pretty messed up if he is the owner."
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>>25844392
"Well, rights for you guys aren't completely set in stone yet. Are far as green tags goes, you have to listen to anything the head of the house tells you."
>You tap your finger on the steering wheel.
"And there is a loophole in the system where telling a pony to have sex with you technically isn't illegal."
>"What a fucked up system."
>The screaming continues but the only ones around right now are you two.
>The light has even went back to red you sat here so long.
"Fuck it, let's go E."
>You proceed to get out of the car, moving to the passenger side to let Eclipse out as as well.
>Both of you enter the alleyway to see what's going down.
"Alright what's the situation he-PFFFTTT."
>You had to stop because in front of you was a big hefty guy holding down the mare with his pants between his ankles.
>He looks at you and is surprised that you actually got out of your car.
>"Holy shit, man! I didn't think you'd actually get out and come down here!"
>The mare wiggled her way out of his grasp and ran away.
"We'll deal with her later. Now what the hell do you think you were doing."
>"I-I was..."
>Eclipse immediately joins in.
>"What, about to take that mare's innocence? Don't you have anything else better to do on a Friday?"
>"Ummm.."
>"And for ALL that is fucking holy, please put your pants up! Nobody wants to see that sorry excuse."
>"O-okay."
>You phone in for a pickup and not too long after he is taken away.
>An officer walks over to you with a mobile card device.
"Guess it's better than nothing."
>An extra $100 for that. Though the mare is still missing.
>You shrug and both of you get back in the vehicle and drive as if it didn't happen.
>"So why didn't you go after that pony? I could've made sure he didn't go anywhere."
"That would've been too much effort. I'm already tired as is. They'll find her eventually."
>Your phone vibrates on the dashboard.
>Eclipse move over to pick it up.
>"Looks like you got another assignment."
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>>25844403
"That was fast, I thought it would be at least another week."
>Upon arriving home, you both enter and wind down. You check the email to get further detail on the assignment.
>Looks like a information gathering assignment. You hate those with a passion because it's usually undercover.
>It details of a rumor about some new drug is being sold through bars and clubs, but no info on it has actually came to light.
>They want you to go to "The Wild Horse" on Monday night.
>It's a rather large nightclub where most of the servers and dancers are a bunch of female ponies.
>You know that club because you met the head once on a side gig. He told you he pays good "hush money" to keep most of the not so legal activities there quiet.
>It mostly involves prostitution anyway, so you looked over it for a few bucks.
"We are going to The Wild Horse, Monday."
>"Can I get drunk off my tail while we are there?"
"It's for the assignment. We are going undercover to gather some infO."
>"Can I get drunk off my tail while we are there?"
*sigh*"It you do anything stupid it's on you, but it wouldn't hurt to have a few drinks to blend in."
>"Awww fuck yea. So what's the deal with the info grab?"
"We are going there to ask around about a drug that is circling around.
>"What's it called?'
"Don't know, it's only rumors they want us to check out."
>Both of you get ready for night and you walk over to Eclipses room.
>"Sure you can't just leave it open once? They won't know."
"Yeah, no."
>The door to her room has to be locked with a card device from outside.
>"Awww killjoy. Guess I'll just have to enjoy myself in here."
>You close the door and lock it.
>You hear hitting of the walls and moaning from inside not even a minute after.
>She is purposefully being loud just to piss you off tonight.
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>>25844411
>...
>...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UffxFH2Exo
>Man the music in this place gets to you sometimes.
>Aside from that, not even an 30 minutes here and Eclipse is already drunk.
>"*hic* Anon, let me tell you about *hic* how I almost killed a man."
>Oh boy here we go with this story again.
>"You see, I was a maid for the head before his *hic* other "head" wanted to get invloved."
>"I didn't want him like that but he forced himself on me one night."
>*hic* "So I wanted revenge and you know what I did?"
>"During one of *hic* his meetings I grabbed a gun out of his cabinet and pointed it at the bastard."
>"*hic* Told 'im I was gonna feed his cock to the dogs!"
>"Of course they *hic* somehow pinned on me that I was the leader of a whole resistance to overthrow the government on top of all that."
>"*hic* Me! A fucking leader of a whole damn resistance! Guess they thought I looked like the bitch or *hic* sumthin'."
>A mare starts walking her walk over to you.
>She is wearing some very large headphones around her neck and wearing some very large shades.
>"Hey babe, you looking for someone else to have a good time with?"
>Eclipse breaks in before you could even get the first word out.
>"Hey BABE *hic*, why don't you piss off before I come over the monkey here and *hic* slap your shit?"
>"And what's with the *hic* big headphones anyway?! There is already one DJ on the stand over there."
>"*hic* Make like a good mare and go spin some dicks instead. HA HA HA."
>After that her head falls face first onto the table.
*sigh* "Sorry about her."
>"Eh, I've heard worse."
"Since you came over here, you wouldn't happen to know anything about a new drug going around do you?"
>"....Let's go somewhere more private."
>You look at your partner. She is pretty much passed out right now.
>"The bartender will look after her, let's go."
>Both you and the mare go into the back into one of the private dance rooms.
"How much for the dance?"
>"For you? $60."
"...deal."
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>>25844418
>You sit the money down on the table and she begins her dance.
"So what do you know?"
>"It's apparently a drug that uses unicorn horns as an ingredient. People come here from time to time and talk about it."
>"The effect of it is supposed to stimulate the brain somehow."
>You throw and few more dollars on the table to the side.
"Do you know if anyone sells any right now?"
>She smiles and nudges her head toward the table to indicate to put some more down.
>You put another $10 on there.
>"There is one person who currently sells it right now. Though it's apparently pretty hard to come by right now."
>"They say it's pretty hard to make it look like they didn't have a horn in the first place."
"Any deals that will go down in the future?"
>"Heh, if I knew that I don't think you could pay me."
>You throw another $50 on the table.
>"Well.... there may be a deal going down in a few weeks. They don't like doing them frequently."
>"And I heard it may be going down at an abandoned building."
>"Something you guys would call a church."
>A few moments later and she completes her little dance, ending up sitting on you and having her hoofs wrapped around.
>"You know? I kind of like you. If you want a good time, come back here and ask for me."
"I'll keep that in mind."
>She gets off you and you proceed back to the bar where your "partner" is causing problems once again.
>"HEY *hic* YOU! Who do I have to get off on the have another *hic* fireball?!"
"Come on, E. We got what we need from here."
>"Whaaaat? We are just *hic* getting started here. I'll end up eating of these mares out before the nights over. JUST. YOU. *hic* WATCH."
>You pick up your drunken partner from the bar stool.
"We are leaving now."
>"Anon, we are going *hic* too fast! You need to buy me dinner first!"
*sigh*
>You sit her in the car and proceed to get in as well.
>"Anon, *hic* I love you. You can *hic* bring me back home and fuck me silly for I *hic* care!"
>You shake your head and start the vehicle.
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>>25844424
And that is all I have for an new take on this topic.
Feedback is definitely appreciated.
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>Be Anon.
>Human slave.
>Well the only human slave in magical horseland.
>You somehow wound up in Equestria after falling asleep on your buddies couch.
>The moment you arrived you were captured, shackled, and thrown in what looked like a hotel room.
>The cute pony guards kept telling you that it was the dungeon though.
>Honestly it confused the crap out of you.
>And you stayed there until you were purchased.
>These ponies must’ve not really understood the whole slavery thing in your opinion.
>Mainly because they gave you some of the gold that was used to purchase you as your fair share.
>Again you weren’t complaining.
>Life however didn’t turn out well after that.
>You were purchased by the most sadistic pony in the land.
>The Princess of Friendship.
>The sporkiest of the sparkles.
>The twiggliest of Twinkies.
>That all you got.
>You still recall that first night.
>Laying there on her king size bed with her on top of you.
>Her breath on your neck and her hips ground into your own.
>She made you do things you were not proud of that night.
>If you ever got back how would you explain to anyone the things she made you do.
>Forcing you to pet her.
>The ear scratchies.
>And making you tell her how she’s a good pony.
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>>25844424
You have piqued my interest, good sir. No real criticisms so far other than a few minor spelling/grammar mistakes. I want to see more.

Anon better dick that drunk lesbian murder horse
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>>25844454
>>Forcing you to pet her.
>>The ear scratchies.

2LEWD
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Whoo, finally caught up.

/tg/ and blindanon, good stuff. Can't wait for more.
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>>25844480
I need art of Wicked Eclipse just so I can have a file on my computer named DrunkLesbianMurderHorse.png.
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>>25844511
We really need a good drawfag around here.
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>>25844511
If I get around to it I'll sketch up her appearance. Just won't be tonight.
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Well i was going to catch up on the thread but it'd take a while
fug
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>>25844424
I like this. Seems like you've got an actual plot going from the start beyond just nurture porn, so you've got my attention there.
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>>25844528
Do it m8, you might get some (shitty) fan art of her too if I can find my tablet. I already like her.
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>>25844424
I'm liking the density of dialogue. I hope she has a trashy black/white color scheme with a spiky/messy mane going on to go with her personality.
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>>25844612
>I hope she has a trashy black/white color scheme with a spiky/messy mane going on to go with her personality.

That's pretty much how I was envisioning her while reading the story too.
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>>25841412

Sorry to hear that, and I know it can feel stressful in the moment, but that sounds like some minor shit and shit happens y'know. Definitely get the splinter looked at, but it doesn't sound like it'll be a big deal.

What system you using? What's the flavor? I do game design and have a few writer friends in that business (Whitewolf and FATE stuff).

Sorry about the late replay. Had to run out and handle something for work.
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>>25844630
Hearing that makes me really obnoxiously giddy for some reason.

Was I alone in imagining some stained thigh highs like in pic related, along with a piercing or two?
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>>25844612
>>25844630
Hivemind ahoy. I was seeing her that way too.
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Since I haven't shilled it in a few threads, people should come to the slave pony IRC channel. #slavepone on rizon.

Hopefully tomorrow night I'll have more stuff to post. Still not at my main PC.
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>>25844650
Yes on the piercings, though I don't usually imagine ponies in any type of actual clothes per se unless it's mentioned in the story since their default state is naked.
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>>25844392
>Aot getting your mare friend a copy of Dirty Mares. And asking if you can watch it with her.

this MAD MAN needs to be stopped.
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>>25844698
I still say he should dick the drunk lesbian murder horse. She asked for it so that makes it okay.
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http://pastebin.com/CndZXCih

>You are Anon
>And you hunger
>Luckily you decided to bring Ling to IHOP
>Best pancakes in town
>Ling looks up to you and smiles warmly, all too excited to get some pancakes
>Well, even a love sucking bug likes the sweet tastiness
>Who wouldn’t
>You take her leash and lead her inside the building
>However, the reaction you got when you walked inside wasn’t the one you expected
>The waiter stares down at the Changeling in front of him
>Then he glances at you
“Yes?”
Waiter “Um, What kind of pony is that sir?”
“Its called a changeling”
>He blinks and slowly steps around from the pedestal
>He looks at you both for a few seconds before leading down and touching ling
>You go to stop him, but its too late, he already pokes her horn
>Ling on the other hand wasn’t so willing to touch him
>She hisses out and jumps back, quickly flapping her wings and taking flight
>You grab her and glare at the waiter
“What the hell man, touching my pony like that”
>At the same moment of Ling hissing, the waiter had falling back with a surprised yelp
>You hold Ling to you and sigh
“She’s harmless, but don’t touch her”
>The waiter nods slowly and sits up, staring at Ling, who looks up to you with her wide eyes and totally innocent look
Waiter: “Uh, right this way..”
>And off ya go to your seat
>You order a stack of pancakes, coffee, an egg, and bacon
>Ling stares at her menu
>“uh..An- master?”
>You look up at her
“yes?”
>Ling looks around then leans forward and whispers
>“I uh, I can’t read this”
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>>25843816
that'smyfetish.nsa
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>>25844724
>tfw there's an IHOP on Cox Road near me
>tfw they used to literally answer the phone "IHOP on Cox"
>tfw can't not think of this and laugh like a drunken retard whenever I see IHOP mentioned anywhere
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>>25844724
it takes a special kind of retard to just go and poke an a pony or animal without permission. Its like those people that get mauled by dogs after just running up to and petting them.
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>>25844454
10/10 would be slave
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>>25844724
>Ling-a-ding-ding no habla ingles
Kek
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>>25844759

this.
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>>25844724
>You are Anon
>And you hunger
>Luckily you decided to bring Ling to IHOP
I'm slightly drunk so I saw this as
>You are Anon
>And you hunger
>Luckily you decided to bring Lich King to IHOP
Anon is Frostmourne green when
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>>25844794
>Kohl staples dicks
Kohl sounds like an asshole
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>>25844724
>Changelings love pancakes

This is cannon now, sorry.
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>>25844817
seconded
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>>25844724
Even changelings need cuddles sometimes.
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>>25844724
>“I uh, I can’t read this"

Let's see bugpone, you're in a restaurant called International House of Pancakes. I recommend the pancakes.
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>>25844492

THIS IS A BLUE BOARD, DAMMIT!

Moar-dorable.[/spoiler[
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>>25844881
>Ling speaks up hesitantly
>"d...do they have waffles here?"
>the room falls dead silent as everyone stares at her
>you exude so much shame it nearly suffocates her
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>>25844817

Does....does that mean the Mane 6 are changelings

Yes. Elements are the changelings.

That pony? Changeling.

Yes, that other one too.

All the 'lings.

Gimme the maple syrup. The Hive hungers for another all-you-can-eat short stacks deal.
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>>25844724

welp, time to teach ling to read
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>>25844724

“Well then, come here”
>Ling hesitates looking at you
>You chuckle and wave her towards you
>Hopping from her seat and moving closer, Ling looks at your menu confused as can be
>“I still cant read it.”
“I didn’t think so, well, here”
>You point out the pictures, and read off some things for her
>The ones that catch her eye… er ear..are chocolate chip pancakes, hot chocolate, and for some reason ice cream
>Its winter
>Oh well, if she wants it
“Cover your ears though Ling, okay?”
>She nods and looks away, putting her hooves over her weird pointy ears
“Uh, get her a stack of chocolate chip, a cup of hot chocolate, and some vanilla ice cream”
>The waiter writes it all down
>Just as he turns to go you catch his arm and whisper
“And, have the chef surprise us with one of those cool designs in the hot chocolate, okay?”
>He gives you an odd look but nods “Sure, I’ll see what I can do”
(Over character limit, fug)
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>>25844913
Actually, IHop has waffles: http://www.ihop.com/menus/main-menu/waffles
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>>25844927
>You smile and pat his arm
“Thanks”
>You turn and tap Ling on the shoulder
“Alright, you can go back to your seat”
>She gives you a puzzled look and hops over the table back to her spot
>She lands very lightly, not even shaking the seat
>Neat
“So, Ling, we have a couple different kinds of syrup to choose from here”
>“Really? There’s flavored syrups here?”
“Yep!”
>“hm.. maybe you humans aren’t so bad”
>You chuckle and show her the various syrups to choose from while you two wait
>But, soon enough, its pancake time!
>First to be dropped off is the Coffee for yourself, and hot chocolate for ling
>She goes to try and hold it but stops herself
>She gasps out and looks up at the waiter, then you
>She points to the cup
>You grin and look to see what it is
>Ling holds her hooves to her chin
>“I..its beautiful anon!”
>You grin and nod to the waiter
“thanks”
>He smiles back
>Ling leans down as she examines her cup
>“W..who is it though?”
“Kiki”
>“excuse me?!”
>She scrunches up looking at you offended
“No, the characters name is Kiki”
>“Oh..uh..never mind then”
“What’s wrong?”
>“I thought you said something else”
>her ears fold back and she suddenly leans down and slurps the hot chocolate
“That’s a character from a movie called Kiki’s delivery service, I think you’d like it”
>She looks up at you, a little bit of the foam on her nose
>“Is it scary?”
“Naw its cute”
>You flash her a grin and point at you nose while you say cute
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>>25844931
>You flash her a grin and point at you nose while you say cute
Is Anon trying to get consent to boop her or something?
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>>25844931
>tfw "kiki" is something so incredibly lewd in bughorse language it doesn't even have an accurate English translation
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>>25844951
>needing consent to boop
god damn it, there goes my cute scene when anon tries to clean her nose for her.
I have a funnier idea now
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>>25844931
GOD DAMN ANON THIS IS SOME BOMB ASS HOT CHOCOLATE
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Uhm... g-guys... will the Lyra green be continued?
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More Skittles when?
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>>25844996
It's in the same boat as the ponk green, it will be continued when it will be continued.
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>>25844805
Hey. It's a family business and the economy is rough. Not his fault that's the only work he can find.
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>>25844454
>But life isn’t all that bad.
>You get a comfy bed and three square meals a day.
>So besides the non-consensual snuggles or as Twilight calls them “Struggle Snuggles” it’s not too bad.
>Except for days like today.
>Twilight took you to one of her friends parties.
>You liked parties.
>But nothing could have prepared you for this.
>Your clothes never stood a chance.
>The moment you were through the door they were ripped of your body.
>Various bits of your suit flew everywhere as it was shredded by teeth and magic.
>Several hoofs dragged you to the ground.
>You couldn’t even tell where one pony ended and the next began.
>You were nuzzled from every direction.
>Every piece of bare skin was covered by the silken soft fur of a pony.
>And now one was licking your fingers.
>This just got real.
>Another began nipping at your neck.
>Stay down Jr.
>Another pony began licking your right ear.
>To top it off all these ponies were just on top of you squirming and fighting for snuggling space.
>Fight Anon.
>You were not a horsefucker.
>”MMmmm Anon, we all want you so bad right now. And we can make you do anything. We. Want.”
>You were re-evaluating becoming a horsefucker.
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>>25844983
fucking pissfags
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>>25844931
Oblivion awaits.
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>>25844931
>Ling looks at her nose, you think shes going cross eyed but you can’t tell all that well
>She sticks her tongue out
>And licks her nose
>You blink and go to say something
>But then stare at her
“That’s a long tongue”
>Ling smirks
>“For you”
>And now you can’t say anything
>You shake your head and go back to eating
>As the two of you eat, Ling keeps mentioning how good the pancakes are
>She hasn’t even touched her ice cream yet
>“Hmm, Anon, these are delicious! And BLUEBERRY syrup! Genius!”
>She beams and bites off a big chunk of pancake
>You however are starting to get a bit nervous
>There aren’t many ponies around
>Just two, one with her owner eating
>And another who doesn’t seem as happy, he is working as a dish cleaner
>Thank goodness your job requires driving, ponies can‘t take that one, poor dish boys
>Trumps wall isn’t gonna help now
>None the less, you’re getting looks
>The humans pay only a glance and a whisper
>But those ponies
>Glares of hatred or fear as they watch you
>What the hell is wrong with them
>Ling is completely oblivious to it however, too enraptured by the amazing pancakes
>Which you’re happy for, you don’t want her to feel bad.
>After all, she’s very nice and hasn’t even bothered putting up a real fight
>Oh yeah, you have bacon
>Aww yis, delicious fried pig
>Ling sniffs the air and looks to you curiously, a bit of pancake hanging from her mouth
>“hnnmf. Anon, what’s that?”
>You offer her a piece of it
“Its called bacon”
>“It smells REALLY greasy”
“Try it”
>She swallows her pancake bit and opens her mouth wide
>That’s still spooky
>She takes her bite and immediately starts gagging and spits it out, pushing herself away
>“Ew! What is that!”
“Uh, think of it like, well, the fat of an animal”
>She stares at you
>“The..what?”
“pig belly”
>“that’s disgusting Anon!”
“I think its delicious.”
>She shakes her head and sips her drink to remove the taste
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>>25844965
I want to kiki a bughorse.
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>>25844965
Changelings typically communicate via hisses and clicks
I'm going off the fact that in the episode the drones mostly just hiss and don't talk
Kiki sounds like a clicking noise if done right
Anon said a bad word, but which one huehuehue
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>>25845100
>>25844454
>Allowing animals to rule over you.
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.

Filthy horses have no business holding a riding crop. It is them who should be wearing the bridle and saddle, not their masters.
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>>25845234
>implying you wouldn't become a pony's little bitch slave if it was the only way you could ever be near them
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>>25845005
Tomorrow. I got too caught up reading the other greens tonight to write anything. Sorry.

Speaking of other greens, gotta say I'm really enjoying most of what's going on in this thread right now, looking forward to more from all of you.
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>>25845177
>Changelings don't like meat
why am i not offended
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>>25845299
m..maybe they just don't like fried meat?
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>>25845286
<3 u sgittlesannon

>>25841212
<3 u johntrobn

>>25825450
<3 u burgernon

>>25793222
<3 u lyra guy
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>>25845336
I hope the writers know that the silent majority are loving their stuff, but just lurking
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>>25845100
>Somehow.
>Someway you retained your wizard powers for now.
>Alright so you booped every pony in there on the nose and hightailed it back to the castle.
>Now you had a weapon, nose boops immobilized all horny ponies.
>Yet you felt so dirty.
>Not because of what they did to you.
>But because you actually kind of liked it.
>Damn horny horses.
>Making your way into the castle you sighed.
>”So who said it was okay for you to leave?”
>Slowly you turned around.
>There standing in the doorway was your owner.
>And she had a manic look on her face.
>”And you’re already undressed, so this should be a lot easier.”
>God why have you forsaken me?
>”Now go into the study and wait there.”
>You didn’t even question the order, deep down you know she wouldn’t do anything to harm you.
>Heck there probably wasn’t a pony alive who would raise a hoof at you.
>But still, your ‘owner’ was different.
>And by different you mean she’s one of those closet fetish bookworms.
>If she comes in with a riding crop and high heels you’re nope’ing right the fuck out of there.
>You were not going to fucking wear any high heels again.
>After waiting for the longest two minutes of your life you saw her enter and close the door.
>”Now Anon, be a good human and dance for me.”
>Twilight sat down at her usual desk and watched you.
“I’m not really a good dancer to tell the truth.”
>”Anon either dance now, or you’re changing into this and I’ll find a way to make you dance.”
>Floating in her magic was a banana hammock.
>And you danced.
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>Wake up in Equestria.
>Feel warmth and hear sleepy breathing of your slave, Twilight, next to you.
>Funny how you weren’t sure about her at first.
>Watching her boss Spike around almost gave you the wrong impression.
>It wasn’t until you saw how she behaved in front of the Princess that you knew:
>She was a total sub in need of a dom.
>From there it was pretty easy, actually, as you already had her attention.
>Speaking of attention, your cock is demanding some right now.
>Time to get to work.
>”Pony,” you say, roughly shaking her awake by the mane, “You have a job to do.”
>Drowsy eyes open, and look at you lovingly.
>Hrmm—hmm...hmm? Ah... Good (yawn) morning, Anon.
>Twilight shakes her head, waking herself.
>So cute how she does that.
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>>25845391
Since people respond in numbers when I ask for feedback but otherwise don't, it's a conclusion I've come to.
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>>25845455
>Your sly grin and stern eyes answers her question.
>Promptly she stands up, backing down the bed until her head is at your crotch.
>Eye contact maintained throughout, good girl.
>She opens her mouth wide, sticks out her tongue and descends upon your dick.
>You've trained her well.
>With hardly a breath, she takes you down to the hilt in one go.
>You feel your cock hit the back of her throat, where it fucking belongs.
>She squeezes around you.
>You love the funny tickle of her uvula on your tip.
>You relish the softness of her tonsils, and the bumpy texture of the back of her tongue against the base of your head.
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still wanting a slave chrysalsis green
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New to all this business. Anyone have any white knight story recommendations?

lewd requested but not required
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>>25845532
Maybe when a writefriend finishes he can work on one.

>>25845505
I usually go with the rule: Keep writing until someone tells you to stop.
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>>25845571
There was a story 3 treads back that was pretty good, anti magic monster chris redfield gets tha mane six, and proceeds to start a harem with them.
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>>25845571
Check the pastebin in the op, some current good greens are Skittles and A deal is a deal.
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I need a cannon character.
First one to answer gets a suprise
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>>25845529
>Taking her by the mane, you start thrusting down her throat.
>Not too forcefully, but not too easy on her, either.
>The first time you did this you got a lap full of pony puke.
>You know her limits now.
>Also, she’s gotten much better.
>She keeps a constant motion on the base of your cock with her tongue, just like you taught her.
>Swirling it around against you, it feels incredible.
>And her now watery eyes staring into yours are beautiful.
>You own her.
>A deep thrust triggers a little gag in her, and you feel a string of her pre-puke cover your balls.
>The teary eyes turn apologetic.
>Another thrust triggers more of the same.
>Her throat tightening around the head of your cock while she gags?
>That’s real motherfuckin' magic.
>”I hope you're ready. If you puke you’ll be in a lot of fucking trouble, Pony!”
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>>25845605
Minuette
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>>25845621
>Now it’s time for a little more force.
>Holding her head tightly to your crotch you force your way in and out of her throat.
>Your balls are soaked with her pre-puke, but she’s being a good little trooper.
>Time for her reward.
>Keeping her tight against you, you unload down the little pony’s throat.
>You feel her muscles flex like crazy to gulp down everything you give her and keep it down
>Your orgasm lasts a good 15 seconds, but you hold her head in place awhile, swimming in ecstasy.
>She needs more time to flex her throat muscles around you, to make sure she gulps you dry
>30 seconds.
>45 seconds.
>She starts to shake a little, trying to resist panicing.
>Finally you release her.
>She comes up and gasps deeply, a string of pre-puke stretching from her mouth to your cock as she pulls away.
>She sits and breaths for a little bit like she's just finished the Kentucky Derby.
>Her eyes are a little red now, but you can see she’s proud of herself.
>Can’t have that.
>”You made a little bit of a mess, Pony. Clean. It. Up.”
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>>25845630
Minuette it is
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>>25845667
I wonder what the surprise is.
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>>25845634
>She nods and holds her head down, eyes closed in shame.
>Still breathing hard she begins to lick her mess off the sheets around your crotch.
>Then the underside of your thighs.
>”You got some on my ass, too.” you say, raising yourself.
>She nods with a small swallow.
>Her tongue feels amazing on your ass.
>She diligently works it around the inner side of your cheeks
>and moves inward to the crack
>pushing to the center, sliding her tongue upward
>lapping several times across your sphincter, even pushing her tongue into it a little, wetting every crevice and bump to make sure it's even cleaner than it was before
>finishing anything you may have missed when you wiped earlier
>She works her way up to your balls, licking them clean, and finally coming to rest base on your cock again.
>She brings her tongue up to the tip again and looks up at you to signal she's ready for what's next.
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>>25845716
>She pauses expectantly, applying the slightest suction, looking you the eye.
>Her suction holds her tongue and the sides of her mouth against you, forming a seal.
>What a good little pony.
>You sigh as you relax and let loose your morning piss straight into her mouth.
>The morning relief feels great on your bladder, and not having to get out of bed to do it is a sweet luxury.
>”If you spill a drop, pony...” you warn.
>But it’s not really necessary.
>She hasn’t spilled a drop in months. She stares up at you obediently, assuring you she won't.
>Watching her strain to maintain eye contact while gulping down your piss has to be the cutest thing you’ve seen in your life.
>Your eyes glaze and roll back in your head as you spurt out he last few drops, and she swallows it all.
>Mornings are wonderful.
>When you’ve finished she runs her tongue up the shaft, washing your dick of any residue.
>Then she sits up, looking at you hopefully.
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>>25845667
You have my curiosity.
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>>25845726
>”You may go.” you say.
>”Thank you, Master,” she says in a voice that never fails to touch your heart.
>She’s off to the bathroom in a flash, and you hear her rinse her mouth, then relieve her own bladder.
>The room reeks of her excitement.
>How long has it been since you let her have an orgasm?
>A month, at least.
>Maybe she’ll earn one if she does well with the next thing you have in mind for her.
>It’s about time this pony got anal trained.
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>>25845697
HMM I WONDER
>>25845177
>You both finish up your plates, Ling a bit faster
>She lays back and sighs happily
>“Okay, I’m fully”
>You laugh and smile
“So am I, want to go into town?”
>She looks up at you
>“Can I rest first?”
“Sure, you can rest in the truck”
>She groans and lays her head back, letting out a soft burp
>You pay and get up, gently tugging her leash
>She grunts and follows
>Loading up in the truck, you open the back
“Beds open, it shouldn’t shake”
>She hops up and flops down into the bed
>You take your seat and start it up, on to town
>Specifically bed bath and beyond
>Its around a 10 minute drive, so you turn on some music and tune out the sighs from behind you any time you hit a bump
>Silly bug
>When you arrive you walk around back and see ling still contently laying on the old cot
“Alrighty, get up Ling”
>She groans
>“Nooo”
“Yes”
>She grunts and rolls over, clutching her stomach
>You poke her rump and she giggles out
“You’re fine, get up”
>“fine..”
>she slowly gets up and goes to step out
>You stop her though
“Ling, I need to know something before we head into town”
>She looks at you curiously
“In the restaurant , some ponies were giving you some strange looks”
>She looks at you for a moment
>“I was afraid of that”
“What is it?”
>“Well, ponies don’t particularly like us, we go back quite a bit”
“I see… What I could find about you, it said you can change into ponies?”
>“Sure, but I haven’t done it for a long time.”
“And you take suppressants for your magic don’t you?”
>She laughs
>“sure, when they can force them on me! I’m not going to give up my magic that easily”
>You pat her head
“Smart, now turn into a pony”
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>>25845746
>She nods and steps back
>There is a bright flash of green fire, making you cover your eyes
>When you look again, Ling has turned into a blue pony with darker blue hair and a lighter blue stripe running down it
>Cute
>She smiles down at you and hops down from the truck
>You notice an extra hop in her step
>“There we go! I’m a pony now!”
>You look down at her, her voice is different, and she is grinning brightly
“Huh, that’s, really weird”
>She just giggles and looks at the store
>“Whats the beyond mean?”
>You shrug
“They have a lot of stuff in this store, I think you’ll find something you like. But, why’re you different now?”
>“Oh! Yeah when we turn we take on whatever personality fit’s the pony we turn into, or at least, the best we can do based on whatever information we have!”
>“This is the pony I know the best! I think her names Colgate”
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>>25845746
awww yisss
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>>25845763
>calling her the right name
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so yeah, how would one break in chryslais? i seen a few anons suggest stuff, but once you break her will, how to get her to become docile?
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>saw soda discussion, was too tired to post the ghetto Baja blast formula

>75-80% regular mountain dew
>rest is that light blue berry powerade

It's damn close to the real stuff.
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>>25845763
>Dat pic
>Giving a mare a bouquet is equivalent of proposing.
Headcannon accepted.
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>>25845871
What?
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>>25845946
Lumineko is trying to kill us
need to think over my next part and what to buy Ling, it'll be a bit
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>>25793222
Putting more loving pressure on this writer to not be kill

>>25845391
this

>>25845455
>>25845529
>>25845621
>>25845634
>>25845716
>>25845726
>>25845743
Wrong kind of dom for my taste, but tastefully written nevertheless.
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>>25845968
>dorky changeling knockoff of nose rings, but for the leg holes. looks tacky as hell but Ling loves them
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>>25845968
socks
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>>25845968
A cute santa hat or raindeer antlers.
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>>25845968
A santa hat
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Wh-where's the story with weed-Anon and Bon Bon?

That's the only story that's actually made me laugh.I laughed so hard I started coughing, then almost threw up. It was that funny.
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>>25843364
Did you really do a Roots x My Little Pony crossover? Is that what I'm reading right now?
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>>25846438
>>25846376
>>25846375
>>25846358
I'll take these into consideration for the clothes, but Bed Bath and Beyond will be for toiletries and bedding
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>>25846486
I just started that yesterday. Give me a chance to drink some coffee and get my kids to school.
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>>25846643
They have cooking stuff there! Get her an apron!
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>>25846646
>coffee
>school
W-where do you LIVE?
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>>25846675
Europe.
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>>25846643
Comfy things for the bed.
Then have her accidentally stab an expensive bed with her horn, ending with the two running the fuck out of there. Then, nice laughs and a bonding experience follows.
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>>25846696
Aye. 'Tis 10 over here, m8!
Good morning, then!
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>>25846643
Have her sit in one of their massage chairs.

Comfy changeling is comfy.
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>>25844223
it doesn't make sense at all. If anything it makes life harder on the mare. It stems purely from rumors and lies, I wouldnt doubt from horse breeders who breed as many horses as possible in an attempt to make the greatest profit while confusing and keeping competition away
Its sickening and cruel.
Captcha: Wheelchairs
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>>25846643
>Ling shits in floor-model toilet
>one of Minuette's friends is at Bed Bath and Blow Yourself at the time
>hilarity ensues
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>>25846643
Can they at least go searching for a universal remote?
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>>25846876

do lings even poop?

(sorry about namefagging, playing in a RP)
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>>25846835
call me callous but i cant really bring myself to care when the usual for stallions is snipping their nuts off
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>>25836604
God damn this thread moves quick.
I got three hours, update soon I promise.
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>>25846896
>apologizing for namefagging
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>>25846923
I understand your stance on that. I've never been much of a fan for gelding, but it can be necessary, in which case I'm okay with it. I just can't think of a good excuse for the mare thing though.
My ex worked on a horse rescue, I've heard of some shit. I wanted to help her but one cannot work if they just want to hug all the abused ponies
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>>25845391
I'm in this camp. Too busy mashing f5 to post
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>>25846896
Well, she eats food. So i imagine yes.

I'm glad everyone is throwing their input around, I'm going to take notes and use these ideas in some way or another.
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>>25847047

I always though they just converted in into that green goop stuff and puked it back up as needed
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>>25830225
I'm afraid that at some point Anon simply decide to flee, leaving the farm without administrator, one harvest unsold and their workers to their fate, because simply cannot or do not want to stick with a load not asked nor provides any satisfaction only more and more problems and responsibilities that gradually steal his life
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>>25847070
That can be arranged. Why not both?
Oh god what am I doing. Also next post up in a few minutes. If you have ideas for things ling to buy that are bedroom or bathroom related, go for it. I'm using this catalog
She needs
>bedding
>bathing
>maybe beyonding
http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/store/static/uscollege2015circular
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>>25847127

Fuzzy pony slippers
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>>25847127
I don't know why, but I'm laughing at the idea of Ling being fascinated and slightly terrified by plungers..
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>>25847201
You've given me a beautiful idea anon
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>>25847201

like what, thinking its some kind of taorture device used to pull your intestines out your rear via suction?
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>>25847201
Can she get the handle stuck through her leg-holes?
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>>25847356
Leg hole splinters are no joke anon.
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>>25845763
>You lead Ling inside
>her reaction is priceless
>The tall ceiling and row upon rows of all sorts of things makes her head spin
>Almost in a literal sense
>“Wow Anon, look at all this!”
>She hurries over to a pillow
>And plants her face right into it
>“Its so soloist, Anon why isn’t your bed this soft and smell so good!?”
>You have your reasons
>You should probably clean your sheets
>Ling trots around the store, keeping the leash as far as it will possibly go
>You get many odd looks, but you ignore them
“Alright Ling, we’re here for a couple things”
>She turns around wearing a santa hat
>the ball pressed to her face and her nuzzling into it
>“yeah? What we gonna get?!”
>You laugh at her enthusiasm and give her a list
“Pillow, one or two, sheets, comforter, bed things, theres already a lamp in the room so we don’t need that. A clock if you want it, I need you to start cooking so we’ll look for any kind of cooking things”
>Ling stiffens at that and gives up a pouting face
>“I don’t want to cook though”
“Too bad. I can’t cook for shit and I need to save money now”
>She looks around then uses the Santa hat to slightly cover her eyes
>She cant escape that easily though as you tug her closer
“Either cook or I wont get you that hat”
>She gulps, thinking
>“fine. But you get me the jacket that goes with it!”
>Looking behind her you see she ripped open a pony Santa outfit that comes with a hat, fake beard, and cute little jacket
>Damn it, its not a choice now
“Deal”
>She hugs to you happily and beams
>“alright then deal!”
>She keeps the hat on and you continue
“Any kind of things you need, like towels, or whatever, also a tooth brush”
>Ling reaches up and uses a hoof to test her breath
>The look of horror tells you everything
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>>25847523
>She looks up to you for a few moments before she follows it up by looking around the store
>As you show her around, you begin to tell her a legend, mostly to pass the time
>The legend of the magical remote
>First of course you have to explain what a remote is to her
>That amazes her a lot, but then she hears about one that can control time
>Her eyes are wide
>You sit on one of those cool massage chairs and help her into one
>She’s a bit freaked out by the leg holsters built into it, but she sits anyway
>You pay for the massage and her eyes go wide
>She groans loudly and relaxes into the chair
>You continue on with your story
“And then the hero realizes what he did and begs for his life back”
>“That’s so sad”
>She smiles
>“But beautiful”
>You smile
“Ya wanna know where he found the remove?”
>“Hm?”
“In a Bed, Bath, and Beyond store, just like this one”
>She gasps with amazement
>You laugh and watch her as she both relaxes and is purely amazed by the story
>Today’s not even half way over and it’s a great day
>But, soon enough your $1 massage ends and Ling looks at you disappointed
“Alright, lets find you some goodies!”
>She nods and sits up, you take her leash and bring her to the Bed section
>Ling is impressed by the colors though
>So she digs deeper, into items behind items
>Some of them have been sitting on the shelf a long time actually
>She pulls out a comforter set and holds it up proudly
>Good lord its ugly
>But its cheap
“You sure you want it?”
>She nods happily
>“It reminds me of the hive.”
>Ling looks down, but she has a clear smile on her face
>You return the smile and pick it up, dumping it into the cart
“Awesome, that’s bedding down”
>You bring her to the clocks and she picks out the first one she sees that is decent
>Its analog though, she isn’t showing interest in the digital ones
>it’s the same green
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>>25847544
Motherfucker, did Anon just describe the plot of Click to Ling or something?
IT'S TO LATE, HER MIND HAS BEEN SOILED BY ADAM SANDLER, ABANDON ALL HOPE
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>>25847544
>Next is bath, which she doesn’t seem as picky about, instead she just grabs some fluffy soft ones
>You get her to pick up the ones on sale
>She also picks up some soft slippers
>They're actually the same color as her eyes
>Ling touches them and looks them over, she nods and puts two pairs into the cart
>You arn't sure how she's going to wear them, but you go with it
>The you pick up some needles and thread so you can put her name on her bath things
>And now for beyond
>She starts searching the store with you
>Kitchen wise, you are lucky to find a new ‘pony’ line of kitchen items, all the same things as normal, but modified for pony use
>Even a little apron just for ponies
>Ling lets you pick out whatever, not bothering to even look
>You purposely pick out a corny ‘kiss the cook’ apron and put it under everything else
>Storage is a big deal, and you get some under the bed storage and in the closet storage as well
>While you let Ling browse you consider what she picked out as well as what else is needed for her
>Its all green and/or black
(Any last things ling needs before moving on to the next store?)
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>>25847544
>remove
>remote
>I fucked it again
I'm sorry anons for my piss poor mistakes
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>>25847575
She should convince Anon to buy one of those cheasy cheap dvds from those 10$ movie racks near the cashiers
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>>25847575
Should go find a build-a-bear or whatever and see if you can make her a little plush changeling.
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>>25847575
>>25847666
Well shit, can't argue with Satan, man.
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>>25847666
Trips confirm this
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>>25847666
sheit man i didnt even plan on a build a bear visit, but now i have to
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>>25847693

better damn well be a Ponk plushie
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>>25847666
Build-a-Bear confirmed tool of the devil, papal edict when
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>>25847716
You shouldn't ridicule Satan's wishes, Anon.
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>>25847731

yeah well tell satan cthulhu says hi.
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>The basement of this place is nice compared to the rest of the house. The washing machine and general cleaning supplies are stored down here. You've also made it into your room due to the lack of "dankness."
>You've been making inroads into cleaning the place upstairs while Anonymous sits around getting high all day. You have no idea how he affords all of this.
>It's been two weeks since he bought you and all you've seen him do is smoke, eat, and in one unfortunate incident masturbate on the living room couch while watching disturbing cartoons.
>Tentacles are not your fetish.
>He apologized by buying you a bed. It's the most comfortable thing you've slept on since you came to earth. So you didn't stay too mad at him. He seems to not be able to help himself.
>It's like living with a large stupid child. A large stupid child you were sitting on the couch with while watching a movie.
>"Hey Bob Bon?"
What Anonymous.
>"What does that picture on your butt mean?"
I'm a candy maker.
>He sits and stares at you for a minute before striking out with both hands and grabbing each side of your head. He gets nose to nose with you.
>"DO YOU MAKE FUDGE?"
...yes
>"CAN YOU MAKE SOME NOW?"
...no
>"WHY NOT!"
Because you're holding my face like a crazy person.
>He comes to his senses and lets you go.
>"Sorry, I'm a total slut for fudge man."
>You glare at him as you rub the sides of your face. You can never get over how stupid strong these humans are.
I'll make you some, but don't grab me like that again.
>"Okay."
>He almost seems ashamed of himself, but you know better. Plus he's likely to forget in ten minutes anyway.
>You're about to go into the kitchen when he turns to you.
>"Hey Bon Bon."
What?
>He reaches out and gently touches your nose.
>"I just booped your snooter."
>You scrunch at him as hard as you can as he cackles like a crazy person.
>You are totally going to spit in the fudge as you make it.
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>>25847575
Just a last small update and thats all for tonight


>You finish up finding everything Ling wanted and check over your haul
>Thank goodness a lot of this is on sale
>However Ling has one last blow to make to your wallet
>She wiggles her blue tail as she gleefully makes her way to the front of the store
>Pulling the cart along
>You have to walk faster to keep up with her by now
>And then she comes to a sudden stop and you fall over
“Hey Ling what the hell?”
>Her tail practically wags as she looks at the cheap CD rack
>“What’re these?”
“You know what a record is?”
>She nods
“Its just like a record, but uses a laser instead”
>She ooooo’s and stares
>You smile and look at her
>$5
“Okay, okay, pick one up”
>She looks through them and carefully picks one up
>Hm, a pony on the front
>However
>Oh no
>Its Christmas songs
>As sung by Octavia
>Who?
>Ling looks up at you with her pleading, beautiful blue orbs
>“Can I have this one?”
“How much is it?”
>She scrunches up and her stare turns into a glare
>“You know I cant read it!”
>You chuckle and take it from her
“Its $5, see that symbol”
>You point to the dollar sign
“That means dollars, the other thing is a five”
>She nods and clutches the CD back to her chest
>Awkwardly walking up to the cashier
>Who is also pony
>Two legs walking is strange on a pony, you aren’t sure how to feel about it
>As soon as the pony scans the CD, she snatches it back and waits
>drowning out the constant beeping of the various items you turn to Ling
“Did you know her?”
>She nods
“That’s Octavia, one of the best bass players in Equestria. I hear she sings well, but I’ve never heard it”
>She shrugs
>You turn to the pony, who is still scanning, but slower, listening to you two talk
>Ling pets the CD softly
>“Thank you Anon, this means a lot..”
“Oh we aren’t done yet”
>Ling walks closer and slowly takes your leg into a hug
(And thats all for tonight)
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>>25848425
This is cute.
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>>25843015
>more tomorrow
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>>25844929
>Mfw theres a waffle house and an IHOP under a mile from eachother where i live
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>You scrunch at him as hard as you can as he cackles like a crazy person.
>You are totally going to spit in the fudge as you make it.
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>>25848227
yes
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>>25843493
>>25843557
>>25843519
The problem with this canon isn't that its not true, the problem is if we accept ponies as inexplicably strong and masters of their environment, we wouldn't be able to enslave them worth shit without crippling their magic, which defeats the point of the arguement that pony slavery is economicable.
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>>25844223
As someone who cares for horses you better not be stalling them up. theyre a herd animal thats awake 22 hours a day, not a basement troll fapping to horse pussy 16 hours a day.
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>>25848227
lol poor Bon Bon. I really like your idea for a story and I really want to see where you go with it.
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Which pony would become pone Martin Luther King, and which would become Malcom X?
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>>25848760
Cold iron, mate.
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>>25842919
>Ponies are hurt and Anon wants to make them feel better: The thread
I wish I had an reaction image to properly show just how much I approve, but unfortunately none of them do the job.
I just want to tell anyone who has contibuted that I sincerely appreciate the effort you take.

On another note:
A few months back I wrote a story where Anon becomes the new caretaker of a mentally disabled Derpy, only to discover that his precedessor didn't take his job very seriously.
Obviously there is no slavery, but it has the general theme of whiteknight faggotry and making a pony in a shitty situation feel better.
Should I post it?
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>>25849048
There was a screencap of that floating around. Post away.
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>>25848776
I would never. They get their own field I rent and only get stabled during emergency weather and sickness.

Still I don't visit them as much as I should though, Might do it later now that you've reminded me

>>25848760
See super strength and magic isn't actually all that effective when you're massively outnumbered against a race that excels at long ranged combat. Factor in that most ponies don't have a cutie mark that is combat related and the average unicorn like Rarity can't pick up a 40ish pound banner with her telekinesis and your looking at a rather small force of ponies that could actually put up resistance. Factor in that in canon Celestia was one shotted by Crystalis slamming her and the fact that big nations have drones that don't actually required traditional combat to strike a sneaky devastating blow and your looking at a 'war' that doesn't last very long when all the major fighting ponies get blasted.

Humans are far more vicious and practical then ponies so I believe that they could win a far against a bunch of marshmellow horses if they so choose. What you should be asking is why would a country attack them in the first and why exactly would most first world countries be suddenly okay with brutalizing something so cute. I mean its bad PR and bad PR means you lose the next election.
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>>25849062
Alright


>You are Anon, and you're currently assembling a salad.
>You would usually go for something simpler, but as of today cooking is part of your job.
>Your arrival in Equestria was not exactly an expierience you'd care to repeat.
>Not only were you forcefully seperated from all of your family and friends, but you also struggled to make any new friends in Equestria.
>While ponies looked quite cute to humans, humans apparently had a pretty unsettling effect on ponies due to their small heads and eyes.
>The only pony willing to be your friend was Pinkie Pie, but you were unable to endure her energetic nature for more than a couple of minutes at a time.
>Since ponies are also terrible at lying, you could tell that basically everyone except Pinkie Pie disliked your presence, even though some pretended otherwise.
>One of the ponies called Twilight Sparkle, who seems to be some sort of authority figure, was nice enough to let you live in one of the many empty rooms of her castle, and to provide you with food and clothing.
>In return she had you write about your world, focusing on human history and society.
>Even though you appreciated her hospitality, you still disliked being that dependant on her.
>You figured that since she took you in on a whim she might kick you out on a whim as well, especially as soon as if you run out of things to write about.
>Your pride also demanded for more independance, so you started looking for a real job.
>You had hoped to utilize your basic knowledge of chemistry and physics to make money, but it turns out that magic makes science obsolete, since magic is much easier to learn and to use, rendering your knowledge almost useless.
>Due to Pinkie's efforts the cakes actually let you work at their bakery for some time, but when ponies started complaining about a "disgusting ape" making their food, it was the end of your baking career.
>Manual labor was also not an option for you.
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>>25849130
>Your physical prowess was already subpar back on earth, and compared to the magic-infused earth ponies it was even worse.
>You continued your search for work, but couldn't find a suitable opening.
>Until today, that is.
>On your usual visit to the bulletin board to look for jobs, you noticed a new job advertisement.
>It was hastily written, and considering you didn't see it yesterday, it must have been put up recently.
>"Somepony to look after mentally handicapped pony wanted. Job interviews today at 3pm in the town hall."
>You figured that even though this wasn't exactly what you were looking for, you were also in no position to be picky.
>Lucky for you, you were the only one that showed up at the job interview, and thanks to a paper written by Twilight which deemed you harmless, you actually got the job.
>You were to look after a certain pegasus named Ditzy Doo, who runs by the nickname Derpy.
>Apparently the prefious caretaker had suddenly quit his job and boarded a train to canterlot, which is why you were told to start your job the same day you applied.
>You were given a list of your new responsibilities, which included cooking, cleaning and making sure Derpy doesn't get hurt.
>You still had one hour till your new job would officially start, but you had nothing to do anyways, so you just walked over.
>Making sure it was the right house you pulled the key from your pocket and unlocked the door.
>Inside you were greeted by the smell of dust and another smell you couldn't quite put your finger on.
>Everything was covered in a thick layer of dust.
"Hello? Someone home?"
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>>25848227
>You're not sure if living here counts as abuse, but it is unpleasant. Between getting your "snooter" booped, requests for fudge, attempts to ride you into the sunset, staring at your hooves, and the fart game you have had your fill.
>You're pretty sure he just thinks he is being playful. After all, you've seen him act the same way around other humans when they come to visit.
>They all like your fudge and other candies. So you spend a lot of time making them. It's nice to get back into that. Even if it all goes to feeding a bunch of degenerate humans.
>Anonymous cleaned up the computer room at your request. You were not going to clean up all those used tissues. You've made it very clear that he is not to use that room for "happy time" anymore. You sealed that deal with a chocolate cake.
>You needed access to the computer to take over buying groceries. The house does not need a pallet of oreo cookies delivered. Nor does it need a freezer full of Hungry Jack meals. Anonymous has been eating better since he bought you. Even if he does complain about the lack of processed food.
>You browse the pony sale site on occasion to see if you recognize any familiar faces. No luck there.
>"Bon Bon, can you make me some tendies?"
I read that story Anonymous. It wasn't funny the first time.
>"Oh, right. Anyway, I'm going to Taco Bell. Do you want anything?"
No, and I'm not making dinner for you if you eat out.
>"I'll eat you out."
Not in this lifetime monkey.
>"Ha, smell you later Bonnie"
>You dislike his nickname for you. You really dislike his innuendo. and you really dislike the fact that he farted in the doorway trapping you inside the room.
Bucking humans.

>>25849130
Sorry for interrupting.
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>>25849132
>You heard some movement from above you.
>Moments later a gray Pegasus came tumbling down a flight of stairs you hadn't spotted until now.
>She had a yellow mane and three bubbles as a cutie mark.
>Yep, this is the mare you're supposed to look after.
>You walked over and helped her get up.
>Up close you noticed that her eyes did not align at all.
>That would explain her nickname.
>You also noticed that she smelled like she didn't shower in two weeks.
>She looked at you with one eye while smiling goofily.
>After 2 seconds or so her smile fell.
>"You're not Mr. Hoofington."
"No I'm not. My name is Anon, and from now on I'll take care of you."
>As you said this her goofy smile returned.
>"That's very nice of you. My name is Derpy."
>She looked at you for another couple of seconds.
>"You look funny."
>Well "funny" is at least better than "disgusting".
>You simply ignored her remark.
>Her smile fell a bit.
>"Do you know when Mr. Hoofington will come back? He told me to wait here and I'm hungry."
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>>25849136
>You were unsure of what to say.
"I don't know, Derpy. But I can make you something to eat."
>That made her smile return.
>"I want a muffin!"
>Thanks to the fact that more than half the houses in Ponyville are built using the exact same basic design, it didn't take you long to find the kitchen.
>You didn't like what you saw.
>Just like the hallway the kitchen was covered in dust.
>Dirty dishes were piling up near the sink.
>A faint smell of rat shit lingered in the air.
>You had half a mind to just leave the moment you saw the kitchen.
>If this is what the rest of the house looked like, there would be a shitload of work waiting for you.
>But you did look for a job after all, and you couldn't just let this opportunity go to waste.
>You also already took responibility for Derpy and couldn't just leave her like this.
>You exhaled deeply and opened the fridge.
>Inside you found four bottles of beer and some expired ketchup.
>In a nearby cupboard you found half a loaf of moldy bread.
>Taking a step backwards you almost tripped over Derpy.
"Sorry, I didn't see you there."
>"That's ok, Anon. I bump into ponies all the time."
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>>25849155
>Further inspection of the kitchen revealed that at least some of the cooking utensils were in usable condition.
>You knelt down to Derpy.
"I'll have something to eat for you soon, but I'll have to go shopping beforehand. Wait here until I return!"
>"Will you bring me a muffin?"
"Yes, I'll get you a muffin."
>She visibly grew excited at hearing this.
>She even followed you all the way to the door, but you made sure to lock the door.
>You went over to the market and bought some groceries for a meal using the budget provided for your job.
>You also bought a loaf of bread as well as a box of muesli and some milk.
>You didn't know whether Derpy would like the muesli, but it would hardly go moldy, so it would make for a good reserve.
>And even in case she wouldn't like it you could still eat it yourself.
>You briefly consider buying more, but you would likely have to go shopping again tomorrow anyways after inspecting the rest of the house.
>You should ask Twilight to lend you her Ring of Tenser's Floating Disk, which basically summoned a self-moving, floating shopping cart.
>As you walked back towards Derpy's house you passed by Sugarcube Corner.
>Fuck you almost forgot to get a muffin for Derpy.
>You turned around and entered the pastry shop.
>Main business hours had already passed and Pinkie was idly leaning on the counter while talking to a cupcake.
"Hey there, Pinkie."
>"Hi, Nonny! What can I get you?"
>As she said this she did some weird bouncing motion you would expect from a cartoon character.
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>>25849160
"One muffin, please."
>"Okie-dokie, what flavor?"
>You stopped to think for a moment.
>You didn't know which flavor Derpy would like.
>"What's wrong? Can't decide?"
>You smiled at the misunderstanding.
"No, it's just that I'm buying the muffin for someone else, and didn't ask which flavor to buy."
>"Good thing I'm best friends with everypony in town. Just tell me which pony, and I'll tell you which flavor!"
"Im buying the muffin for Derpy."
>"Oh, she's coming here often. She really likes the blueberry ones."
"I'll take one of those then."
>"Here you go Anon. That'll be two bits."
>You handed over the money and put the muffin into your shopping bag.
>"It's very nice of you to buy a muffin for Derpy. Could it be she's your new special somepony?"
>That amount of eyebrow wriggling shouldn't be physically possible.
>But the same goes for magic so you just roll with it.
"No, Pinkie, it's nothing like that. I accepted a job as her caregiver earlier today."
>Pinkie looked at you quizzically.
>"But isn't that Mr.Hoofington's job?"
"Well, from what I've been told he apparantly quit his job."
>You thought back to the state the house was in.
>"Say, Pinkie, what can you tell me about Mr.Hoofington?"
>She thought for a second.
>"Well, his full name is Tiny Tumbler Hoffington, but he didn't like that name so he asked everypony to just call him Mr. Hoofington."
>With a name like that you could kind of see why.
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>>25849175
>"He's a dark gray earth pony, and his cutie mark is a brick. I think he's been working in construction before he became Derpy's caregiver."
>"Why are you asking?"
"Well, when i visited Derpy today she gave off a very neglected impression."
>Pinkies expression grew worried.
>"Really? That sounds awful."
>"I mean, I was only occasionally best friends with Mr. Hoofington, because he mostly likes to be left alone, but i thought he'd take good care of Derpy."
>That reminded you that Derpy was probably still waiting for your return.
"Shit, I gotta go and make some food for Derpy."
"Bye, Pinkie."
>"Bye, Nonny."
>You walked back slightly faster than usual, because you're a little worried about leaving Derpy alone.
>After entering the house you called out:
"Derpy? I'm home."
>To your relief you saw Derpy sitting in front of a window.
>Maybe you can leave her unsupervised without something harmful happening to her?
>Or was it mere chance that nothing happened this time?
>You realized that you took this job without any preperation or knowledge on the matter and you felt a bit lost.
>By now Derpy has walked up to you.
>Her face was one of exitement, if you ever saw one.
>"Did you get me a muffin?"
"Yes, I have it right here."
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>>25849183
>You retrieved the muffin from you shopping bag and held it out to her.
>Derpy took the muffin from your hand using both of her hooves and gulped the whole thing down in mere seconds.
>Guess she really was hungry.
"You're probably still hungry. I bought some groceries to make you a salad."
>As you said this you ruffled her mane a little.
>Your hand felt a little greasy afterwards.
>You think you know what to do after making sure she's fed.
>You entered the kitchen with Derpy following you.
>You retrieved one of the clean bowls, as well as a cutting board and a knife.
>Which brings you back to the present.
>You get a bottle of vinegar you saw earlier, as well as a jar of salt.
>What you didn't see earlier however, was that the bottle of olive oil you saw was left open the last time it had been used.
>The by now hard substance does not seem edible.
>Oh well, the salad will still be fine even without oil.
>You put some vinegar and salt into the bowl and start washing the vegetables.
>You're glad the water coming out of the faucet is clean.
>As you cut the vegetables, Derpy flies onto the counter.
>She looks at you, then at the cutting board, then back at you, and does her best to make a pleading expression.
>It's actually pretty damn cute.
>You can't resist giving her a slice of tomato.
>You wonder whether you're enforcing a bad habit by doing this, but you figured she's still pretty hungry and you didn't want to torment her.
>You continue to give her some treats from time to time as you finish the salad.
>When you're done you put the bowl onto a small kitchen standing in the kitchen and fetch two plates and two forks from one of the cupboards.
>You sit down across from Derpy and serve her a generous portion.
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>>25849192
>You take a large serving for yourself as well and start eating.
>You also observe Derpy to see if she likes the salad.
>What you notice however, is that she's eating very slowly.
>She liked the vegetables you were giving her earlier, so maybe this is just how she normally eats.
>You consider asking her about it, but you don't want to slow her down even more.
>Oh well, as long as she's eating it, it can't be too bad.
>After a couple of minutes you're done eating and put your fork down.
>Derpy has finished about half of her plate.
>You observe her a bit more carefully.
>She's donned the most serious expression you can imagine on a pony with crossed eyes.
>She's carefully impaling pieces of vegetable, and then brings them to her mouth.
>Even though she moves quite slowly, she doesn't manage to hit all of the vegetable pieces with her fork on the first try.
>You know pony limbs aren't that dextrous, but this is something else.
>You opt to just wait for her.
>Soon enough she's finished eating, and puts down the fork.
"Are you done eating?"
>She nods.
"Then it's time for you to take a bath."
>She gets excited again, though you can tell the muffin had a far greater effect.
>In her exitement, however she bumps against her plate and knocks it off the table.
>You try to catch it, but you're too slow and the plate hits the ground.
>Unsurprisingly it shatters upon impact.
>You should remember not to give her ceramic plates.
>Your thoughts are suddenly interrupted by the shouting of Derpy.
>"I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I'm sorry!"
>She's currently cowering on the floor, using her hooves to protect her head.
>You're a bit stunned at this development.
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>>25849201
>"I'm sorry."
>Derpy starts sobbing.
>You snap out of it, and bend down to her.
"It's ok. You didn't do it on purpose."
>She doesn't react, and instead continues to quietly sob.
>You sigh and pick her up.
>Up close you can tell she definitely needs a bath.
"Shh, it'll be ok."
>You search for the bathroom while carrying her in your arms.
>You're pleasantly surprised that the bathroom is a little dusty, but otherwise in acceptable condition.
>You gently place Derpy in the bathtub after cleansing it of dust and clog the drain.
>You briefly consider returning to the kitchen to pick up the broken pieces, but you don't want to leave Derpy alone right now.
>Soon enough the tub is full and you turn off the faucet.
>Except for the occasional sniffle Derpy seems to have calmed down by now.
>You wonder what kind of temper the previous caretaker had to make her react like that.
>Originally you were going to tell her to wash herself, so you could see whether or not she could do it without help, but you think she could use the attention right now.
>You grab a bottle of shampoo and start washing her.
>Not knowing whether or not you should try talking to Derpy, you just wash her in silence.
>To your surprise, Derpy is the one to speak up.
>"Why do you have so many hooves, Anon?"
"Those are actually called Fingers. And i guess this is just how humans are."
>"Humans?"
>Oh right, you didn't tell her about that yet.
"I'm a human, it's what creatures like me are called. I came to equestria from a planet named earth."
>She just looks at you in silence.
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>>25849206
>Maybe you should try a different approach.
"There is a faraway place, where there are many like me. We call ourselves humans."
"One day I woke up here in ponyville. I don't know why I'm here or how to get back."
>She slowly nods at this.
>You continue washing her in silence.
>Damn all that fur, this will take a lot longer than it should have to.
>"Have you seen my mommy?"
"I'm sorry what?"
>"Mommy and I went to a large house where it smells weird, and all the ponies wear white clothes."
>"Mommy usually takes me there when I get hurt, but I didn't feel any pain, so I thought maybe i hurt myself without knowing, and that made me feel scared."
>"Mommy talked to one of the ponies, and he said something to Mommy I didn't understand, and that made her cry."
>You don't like where this is going.
>"Mommy and I were staying at the large house for a few days, and I told Mommy that I want to go home, but she said that we'd have to stay."
>"Then Mommy told me she'd have to go to a faraway place and that I'd have to be strong now."
>"I wanted to go with her, but Mommy said I can't do that, and that made me feel very sad."
>"She told me, I'd see her again when my time had come, but I'd have to be patient."
>"Waiting is hard. I want to see her again."
>"You said, you're from a faraway place. Did you see my Mommy?"
"I-I'm sorry, Derpy. I did not see your Mommy."
>You can see her disappointment.
>"Mr. Hoofington said Mommy was in the ground, but i know that's a lie."
>"My mommy once told me that some ponies say things that aren't right and that that is called lying."
>"The ground is not a faraway place, so I know it's a lie."
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>>25849213
>You decide it's time to change the subject.
>"Say Derpy, why do you walk all the time, even though you're a pegasus?"
>The only time you saw her fly was when she flew onto the kitchen counter.
>"I always fly into stuff because I'm very clumsy and I get hurt a lot and Mommy said it makes her sad when i get hurt, so I don't fly in the house."
>She probably also broke a lot of stuff.
>"My mother said all ponies have good things and bad things about them, and that the bad thing about me is that I'm clumsy, so I have to be extra careful."
"Did your mother also tell you what's good about you?"
>"She said I'm the nicest pony around, because I'm nice to all ponies, even if they are not nice to me."
>You actually meant your previous sentence as a rhetorical question so you could tell her something nice, but you guess rhetorical nuances aren't another one of Derpy's strengths.
>By now all that's left to wash is her tail and the area between her legs.
>You wash her tail quickly enough, but when you move to wash her private area, she speaks up:
>"My mommy told me not to let strangers touch me between my legs."
"I'm not a stranger though, am I?"
>"Oh, that's right."
>You briefly wash the fur on her butt and between her legs, careful not to brush against her sensitive areas too much.
>Of course you can't avoid contact completely and sometimes brush against her genitals or teats.
>If Derpy reacts to this in any way she doesn't show it.
>You're unsure whether or not Derpy would be able to bluff or lie though.
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>>25849219
>Anyways, you finish washing her and unclog the drain.
>Now that you're done washing her though, you realize that you forgot something.
>There are no clean towels in this bathroom to dry her up.
>There is one towel that's pretty smelly, but you think drying her up with that would defeat the purpose of washing her.
"Stay where you are! I'll be right back."
>You return to the hallway, and start looking for something to dry up Derpy with.
>You enter a room which features two dominating themes: Muffins and bubbles.
>The wallpaper's design is made up out of many overlapping rings and circles.
>Pictures of soapbubbles adorn the walls along with pictures of other sperical objects or muffins.
>A bed is pressed against the far wall.
>The blanket's pattern consists of many muffins on a blue background, while the pillowcase depicts a large, single muffin.
>Besides the bed there is a nightstand with a lamp on top.
>The eastern wall is dominated by a large wardrobe which also has a built-in shelf.
>On it there are several snow globes.
>The room's center consists of a wooden pillar about two feet in size, which is standing on top of a blue carpet.
>On top of the pillar rests a single sphere about the size of your fist.
>It looks like it is made out of glass and seems to be hollow on the interior.
>Sprawled out on the floor are several toys, including a partially finished puzzle as well as a spilt bottle of soapbubble fluid.
>As with the rest of the house, this room is covered in a thin layer of dust.
>You open the wardrobe in hopes of finding towels, but inside you merely find more toys.
>You return to the hallway once again and open another door.
>You're greeted by the smell of sweat and beer.
>You can see a room whose walls are covered using green, flower-themed wallpaper.
>A door leads towards a small balcony.
>Inside the room you spot a bed, a nightstand, two wardrobes and a mirror.
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>>25849224
>The smell of sweat and beer is emanating from the bed and from a couple of bottles lying beside it.
>The sheets are littered with hairs of dark gray color.
>The nightstand has several magazines sprawled out on top of it.
>You make a beeline for the wardrobe and upon opening it you find several towels as well as some bedsheets.
>You take out a towel that seems clean and return to Derpy.
>She is still sitting in the bathtub, shivering slightly.
>You take her out of the tub and wrap her up with the towel.
>You then sit down on the toilet lid with Derpy on your lap.
>The way you rub her dry kind of reminds you of how you would dry a dog.
>Derpy just sits still during the whole process.
>She's probably used to being bathed like this.
>You put Derpy on the floor and hang the wet towel on a rack for drying.
>As you do this you catch a glimpse of the sky through a window.
>The sun has already set.
>What time is it anyways?
>You think you saw a clock in the hallway.
>There actually is one on top of the stairs.
>9:03pm
>Huh, didn't realize it was already that late.
>Are you supposed to make sure Derpy goes to sleep on time?
>You look back towards the bathroom.
>Derpy followed you into the hallway and is currently looking up at you with a small smile and crossed eyes.
"Hey, um, when do you usually go to bed?"
>Her smile grows wider.
>"I can show you."

Anyways, I'm not posting everything, since that would be ~130 posts.
The full story can be found here:
http://pastebin.com/GUSgXr1m
http://pastebin.com/XcvLmreh
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>>25849235
this is really good ... I was actually contemplating whether or not I should kill myself and your story actually made me happy ... Thank you
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>>25849235
Always a good read. Thanks man.
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>>25849235
I need more of this anon
I'm sad but also happy
my feelings are confused
since your story is fully complete, it'd be interesting to use you as a bump, but at the same time we dont need it because we go through posts so fast
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>>25848425
>Its Christmas songs
>As sung by Octavia
>“That’s Octavia, one of the best bass players in Equestria. I hear she sings well, but I’ve never heard it”
Truly patrician taste.
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>>25849626
i am here
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>>25849115
>humans vs pony war
Everything you wrote makes perfect sense.
It also fits and explains why the war went down the way it did in my story.
If I don't have time to write tonight, I'll at least put up the outline of events that led to the war and how they led to the current setting with slave (refugee) pones.
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>>25843519
Perhaps the reason why there was magic in Equestria was because the ponies had inside, therefore it would be logical to assume that somehow if they are brought to Earth to work on farms or other places can influence the environment and that could increase the number of ponies working on a single site.

Look at it this way, if magic is a form of energy that humans not know or we call it by another name would not be impossible for them even to use it in this world and influence our behavior.
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>>25849626
>>25849634
wait does octavia play bass or cello
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>>25849235
Took me 4 hrs to finish part one.

i'm so freaking slow

What it's only 10 pm? time for part two.

Sleep is for the weak
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>>25848760
Possibly the ponies were victims of their own nature, to meet human the ponies at first offered them friendship, human took the ingenuity of ponies to gain their trust, learn from their strengths and weaknesses and then use them to conquer their world and enslave
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>>25849115
>What you should be asking is why would a country attack them in the first and why exactly would most first world countries be suddenly okay with brutalizing something so cute.
Fear mongering.
>Equestria has ponies who can move the sun and moon
>alter the seasons/weather, can make tornadoes and shit on the fly
>if they hate enough can summon Windigoes
>one of them turned evil and tried to blanket their own world in eternal darkness
>a god of chaos
>EoH, which can mindrape you, lock you in the moon, or turn you to stone
>magic which can change living things into other things, ie when Twilight turned a bird into an orange
>some have teleportation, they can be anywhere they want with nothing to stop them
I mean take your pick. Just take some of the things ponies have done, twist in just the right way, and you can have people demanding their destruction.
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>>25844454

>Forcing you to pet her.
>>The ear scratchies.

we invade Equestria!!!!!
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When you want to draw your story OC, but can only draw a face. I'm really bad at trying to do a whole body. Anyway, here is Eclipse's face. Done using good ol' pencil and paper since that's the only thing I have to use at the moment.

Will post what I came up with for a cutie mark as well.
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>>25850356
And cutie mark design for the time being.
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>>25849235
It was a very nice read, made me feel all warm and nice on the inside.
I like it, and thank you for posting it.
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>>25849115
>What you should be asking is why would a country attack them in the first and why exactly would most first world countries be suddenly okay with brutalizing something so cute.

So, something I read recently about herbivore versus carnivore dominance contests is pretty relevant here.

When predatory mammals - humans included - have dominance contests, they tend to 'up the ante' slowly. Each move it made to test just how far the other side wants to go, because in the end both sides are aware of the damage their claws/teeth/etc can do to each other, and backing down before an all-out fight is a good thing. This pattern is extended to international politics: We tolerate little, indirect attacks on our nations, throw out lots of bluster and bravado, and "international incidents" happen but are generally resolved because going to war over every small thing would kill us all.

Herbivores - horses included - don't work that way. They go straight from 'noninjuring threat display' to 'I will fuck you up if I have a shot' mode; much more of a dominance conflict is spent signaling before any actual physical fighting takes place. This is, incidentally, why you have to be careful around horses: A predator generally gives multiple stages of obvious danger signs, but a horse will lash out if you ignore the smaller signs and kick your shit in with relatively little warning.

If we extend the analogy to magical pony politics, it seems quite feasible that somewhere along the line a horrible cultural misunderstanding touched off a war nobody had really wanted. Humans did something the ponies took as a serious threat but we'd see as 'business as usual', ponies deployed overwhelming force to resolve the situation, humans took it as an insane species blowing up over a little thing, and off we go.

Even slavery sort of fits in this context: If popular political opinion viewed ponies as impulse-prone and hair-trigger madmen, of course they can't govern themselves.
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>>25844304
>PDA
I had a few of those. I feel old.
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275 posts? are you shitting me?
cont. http://pastebin.com/0rmywwyB


>You leave your bedroom.
>Fluttershy had fallen asleep immediately after confessing her love to you.
>Don't think anything into it, she was super high.
>A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.
>No, no, no, don't think anything into it.
>You've seen “after dentist” videos.
>People are weird when high.
>and she's just...
>So fucking cute.
>Why boner, oh fucking why?
>She sounded so sad when you told her you weren't going to fuck her, it breaks your heart.
>Because Doctors orders.
>But then again, very gentle sex... would it count as physical exertion on her part?
>You're not seriously thinking about sticking your dick inside of her.
>Yes you are, and you have been.
>But with her mentally incapacitated it's an entirely new level of wrong
>Even if she's begging for it?
>Especially then.
>May tumblr be as ridiculous as it wants, but having sex with someone who's very drunk, or high still counts as rape, if they lack the mental capacity to give consent properly.
>Even if they initiate.
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>>25850650

>You could get drunk too, loosen your own inhibitions, then the tow of you would rape one another.
>You wonder if that would be okay.
>But probably not, since you planned it beforehand.
>You shake your head as you sit down on your office chair
>Some soul searching to do before you stick your dick inside.
>You have a natural basic desire, you want to care for her, and you want to know what sounds she makes with that cute voice of hers.
>It would be sex with a squeaky toy, how amazing is that?
>She also seems so sweet and innocent, and you want to see her hot and passionate.
>She has been through so much, and you don't want to hurt her.
>Are you her only chance for ever getting real sex? Passionate one?
>As it seems she had been a virgin before she came to Earth, and then all of her experiences had been her being used however.
>But she does know that sex is something that is supposed to be nice.
>After everything she went through, she still knows that.
>You can't help but admire her strength.
>That dimensional rift thingy opened- or rather- was made public one and a half ago.
>8 months of torture. Abuse on all of ones base psychological needs.
>Food and water, sleep, safety, social bonds as friends and family, sex, work, finances.
>Everything was robbed of her, she was toyed with.
>And she still believes in gentle sex.
>That 'she loves you' part had to be a delusion of hers. You're not going to play down her feelings, but...
>If you're truly the only person who was nice to her in more than a year, it's somewhat logical for her to mistake her feelings of basic friendship for love.
>Isn't it?
>She can't possibly love you, right?
>...
>You need a pizza...
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>>25850050
>bass or cello
>or cello
>or
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>>25848425
>Ling walking on two legs
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>>25850650
>>25850658
fucking jesus this is so cute
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>>25848227
>mare drooling into my dessert
I fail to see what makes this so difficult to masturbate to
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>>25849133
Anon gets mauled by a white knight when?
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>>25849133
mooooaaaar plz
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>>25849235
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>>25849130
there is someone called fucking zauberelefant?
oh dear gawd
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>>25850356
Cute. What color are her mane and coat supposed to be?
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/r/ing story about abused Twalot
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>>25851397
picrelated summons AnalPlugAnon and his abused Twiggles

>>25848227
Contract Anon when?
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>>25851397
>Is this what you want
No, denied, halt, cease and fucking desist.
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>>25851430
When I think of something else to write.
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>>25850537
That's a pretty good explanation to me.
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>>25850658
>>As it seems she had been a virgin before she came to Earth, and then all of her experiences had been her being used however.
in all of this thats the real sad part

also your story is adorable
i always like seeing fluttershys thoughts on things
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>>25850658
>”I have never had gentle sex. And I know you will be gentle, because you are gentle.”

>>As it seems she had been a virgin before she came to Earth, and then all of her experiences had been her being used however.
>>But she does know that sex is something that is supposed to be nice.
[...]
>>8 months of torture. Abuse on all of ones base psychological needs.
[...]
>>And she still believes in gentle sex.

>“And if you don't... I probably never will... and that's sad....”
You're really pushing my tear ducts there

>>You need a pizza...
Don't make me giggle when I'm sad!
Keep doing whatever you're doing, good read.

>>25840424
>“You know my financial situation.”
>>”Hehe, luxury class then. [...]

Big and empty apartments and that?
What has Anon been working as?
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>>25850650
Ya really i figured we'd be on the next thread by now. Everyone must still be reading that derpy pastbin
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>>25850767
I know there's a difference between them but didn't know what she played
I googled my shit
Being that she typically plays standing up, its safe to assume she plays the Bass
Cello is typically played sitting down.
Unless the instruments are not scaled down to pony size, but then that adds in a whole new world of fuck
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>TFW no anxious fillies to come home to every day
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>>25849130
>humans apparently had a pretty unsettling effect on ponies due to their small heads and eyes.
YA LOST ME

HAVE YOU SEEN THEIR BABIES
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>>25851813
ok, that's it
story on hiatus until I at least somewhat caught up on the thread.

>>25851801
>What has Anon been working as?
human trafficing

>>25852009
more stuff i want to write
but I'm not good with the cutes
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>>25850835
Not drooling. Hocking the biggest lugies into it that she can make. And trust me, she's been eating a lot of dairy lately.

>>25851020
Anon is the white knight.

>>25851109
Not today.
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pastebin updated
http://pastebin.com/0rmywwyB
don't know why it didn't take the past few times i tried.
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>>25852009
i know dat feel
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Recovery
http://pastebin.com/DNvbjnQG

Hey guys, coming with only single post today. Probably won't post that much trough few upcoming days. I have way too much work/drugs to do now at christmas times, but i'll be back once it all settles back to normal.
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>>25852665

>you're waking up to the strange tickling on your face
>opening your eyes, you realize it's Sarah's mane
>her face is just a few centimetres from yours but you can only see her nuzzle because her mane is covering it almost whole
>this is what happens if you have long hair and you lay down to sleep when it isn't completely dry
>you check the watch, to see if you should get up or can afford few more tens of minutes
>it's 10:06, time to get up and do stuff
>but it's so damn comfy here
>guess ten more minutes won't hurt
>you move your body a bit, so your morning wood isn't poking Sarah's thights
>unfortunately, it causes her to wake up
>eyes still closed, she moves her shoulder a bit and breathes out loudly
>since she's already awake, you give her a kiss on her nuzzle and then her lips
>smile appears on her face
>“Anon?“
„Good morning sweetie.“
>“Good indeed.“
>you move some of her mane, so you can see her eyes and while at it, you slide with the back of your finger on her cheek and gently circle around, trying to copy the direction of her fur
>then you slide even lower, gently rubbing the side of her neck up and down
>she lets out a pleasured “Mmm.“ and lazily opens her right eye
>“Anon...I just had the strangest dream.“ she whispers
„What was it about?“
>“There were orc and humans and elfs. All figting... I was there as well, not knowing what's happening, until one of the orcs noticed me. Come to think of it,..not sure if it really was an orc. But he was after me. And then you appeared, kicked his butt and took me to safety.“
>sounds like a mix of LOTR and reality, except in reality, you just cowadly bought her freedom, instead of fighting over it
„Really?“
>“Yeah...And i woke up to see it's true…“
„Not sure if i could win against an orc, though.“ you grin
>“You already did, now is the part where you took me to safety.“ she giggles
>“Aw, Anon. I just feel so happy when i'm with you.“
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>>25842919
Plz explain how you guys are different from those Submission is Magic guys.
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>>25852746
Is this just the running joke of the thread, now? Is this gonna be a thing in every single one?
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>>25852746
we are not dead
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>>25852770
I didn't know it was asked before, I am being legitimate.
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>>25852746
>>25852806

This thread is somehow less creepy and desperate.
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>>25852746
you made me remember a guy from the bird pony thread
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>>25852806
we're the nice guys, and we are ponies on eath, while sim are bad guys and are anon in equestria

why don't the two threads merge?
different philosophies, and we have still momentum
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>>25852806
In this thread the mare is broken in the beginning and Anon feels empathy towards her.
In SiM your the mare is broken in the end and Anon revels in her misery.
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>>25852836
>>25852825
ah, thanks for clearing that up
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>>25852884
Or, to put it more simply, in this thread pone is cuddle not clubble.
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>>25852746

SiM basically means the pony is utterly obedient or forced to be so.

Slave pone is often much more confused relationship-wise, frequently just out of a situation that's SiM-like, and generally treated much more nicely.
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>>25852028
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Daily post of 'Chryslais slave green when'
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>>25853178
Daily statement of clinical ponka withdrawal.
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Currently writing. Expect green within the hour.
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>>25853193
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>>25853297
Lurking
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>>25853297
soon
dat ass
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Welcome home master!
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>>25853441
I always liked the idea of a story where ponies work as second class citizens or indentured servants to humans, where Cheerilee is working on a human school as a replacement teacher.

The kids eventually figure out that they can do anything they want during their class and to her since of her lowly position, and she is ultimately demoted to class's pet and 'stress reliever' for the human teachers after being humiliated by everyone on her first week at the school.
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>>25853631
Fuck that
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>>25843015

>You wake up with a massive headache with blood dripping out of your mouth
>You're upside down
>Taking a look at your surroundings with your blurred vision you notice its dark outside and you're in your dad's car
>And fucking hell its freezing
>You try to mutter words as tears start to trickle off your face from the amount of pain you're in
"Dad?... W-what happened?" you say with your pre-puberty high pitched voice
>No response
>You struggle to remove your seatbelt and fall from your seat onto the ceilling of the car
>Looking to your left, you can see your father also hanging upside down, motionless
"Dad? Can you hear me?"
>No response again
>Turning to your right, you open the door of the car and crawl out of the car onto the cold snow
>Its snowing lightly but nothing close to a storm
>You struggle to get onto your feet
>Observing your surroundings with more detail, it seems you're in the middle of the forest next to a cliff
>You proceed to the other side of the car with great effort and manage to get the door open
>You detach the seltbelt and pull with all your strenght from your little body to get your father out of the wreck
>Laying his body onto the ground you check is pulse
>None
"No...no no no no..." you whisper to yourself
"Dad! Please wake up! Dad... don't leave me..." you say as you shake his body
>You need help and fast
>You think fast and the flip phone from your dad's pocket
>He always told you to call 911 if anything bad ever happened
>You dial the number with your little frozen fingers
>The voice of a woman picks up the call
>"Hello, please state your emergency"
"Hello, I've been in a car accident and I don't know where I am."
>"Alright hun, are you alone?"
"I'm with my dad but I think... I think h-he's... dead"
>Tears start to flow faster down your cheeks, not from the blistering headache but to the fact that your dad is dead
>"Please stay calm hun, we've tracked your phone's position via satelite, help is on the way."
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>>25853773
"Please h-hurry.... its really cold..."
>"Grab whatever you can to keep yourself warm hun. The helicopter will be there in 15 minutes."
>"You're going to feel tired but keep talking to be to stay awa-"
"Hello? What were you saying?"
>You look at the phone
>The screen is black
>Damn, battery is dead
>You turn around and proceed to collapse on your dad's corpse, unleashing your full out crying
"Please wake up dad!... you're not dead.... please.. wake up..."
"Please.... don't leave... me..."
>You're becoming increasingly tired
"Please.... wake.... up..."
>Everything fades to black

Will continue in a few hours.
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>>25844424
>...
>...
>Surprisingly, that car ride back home has been quiet so far.
>You adjust yourself in the seat to drive more relaxed.
>"Hey Anon....."
>Just when you almost got peace and quiet.
"What is it?"
>"I'm just gonna end up dying, aren't I?"
>Guess the low has started to hit her. Better just go with it.
"Why would you say that?"
>"Because I've done nothing to show for myself like this damn organization wants me to."
>"Ever since that day, my life turned for the worst. I said fuck it all."
>"I'd rather live my life any way i see fit since I was gonna die anyway."
>"Then you came along and I thought to myself, 'Oh, I can just use this as a means to get what I want before they decide I'm not worth it."
>"Why did it all have to go wrong?"
>"What did I do to deserve this?"
>She starts getting violent and hits the dashboard with her hooves.
>"WHY DID THAT PRICK OF A MAN HAVE TO GO DO WHAT HE DID??!?!"
>"I politely told him I wasn't interested and asked nicely if he wouldn't approach the subject any further."
>"But nooooo, he had to go and try to "hide his snake" in little ol' me!"
>She finally calms down and let's out a huge sigh.
>She ended up cracking the dash from her little rant.
>You slam the brakes, which in turns causes her to move forward and hit her head on said dash.
>"OW! What the hell?"
"You want to cause problems with what little life you have left?! I could've easily said no and you would've died that day."
>"At this point, it seems like the better option you asshole!"
"Oh yeah?! Well.."
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>>25853792
>You grab the small revolver that's used for personal defense from out underneath the driver seat.
>You point it at her, which causes her to panic and push herself back against the passenger door.
>"P-put that away."
"Oh? I thought you gave up and wanted to die at this point. What's with the change of heart?"
>She is trembling in fear. You proceed to press her further.
"You said it yourself. You'd rather die. Want me to go ahead and pull the trigger? Huh?!"
>"Why the hell are you doing this?!"
"Because all I've heard tonight is you talking in circles and now look what you did to my car!
"If you want to die so badly, then I might just give you that fucking offer!"
"All you've caused for me so far is a rough living!"
>She is getting angry, but tears are welling up in her eyes.
>"You know what?! If you got the balls to do it, then go right fucking ahead!
"I think I will!"
>"WELL DO IT!"
>You pull the hammer back.
>She has her eyes closed shut and tears pouring out and proceeds to yell at the top of her lungs.
>"PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER ALREADY!!!!"
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>>25853806
Interested
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>>25853806
>You press the trigger once. And only once.
>All that is heard is the gun click.
>Which was enough to make her flinch.
>Though no actual gunshot went off.
>She is glued to the door, completely still as if she was frozen in time.
>She soon comes back to her senses and opens one of her eyes.
>You throw the gun back underneath the driver seat and proceed to drive once again.
>"I-I'm not dead...."
>She slouches into her seat and repeats the same sentence.
>"Hehe.... I'm not dead...."
>"Ahahaha.... I'm not dead..."
>"HAHAHAHA! I'm not dead!"
>She starts going into a laughing fit, tears still pouring out all the way.
>"HAHAHAHAH! I 'KNEW' you wouldn't! I just knew!"
>"I get it now you said all that crap just to see my reaction, right?!"
"..."
>"That was a great joke you pulled. I've never felt so alive! HAHAHAHAH!
>"AHAHAhaha...ha...*sniff* haha."
>You never kept that revolver loaded. It's was mostly a use for initimidation.
>Though you wonder if it gave her either a reality check or drove her into madness.
>...
>For the rest of the ride home, she is crying with head buried in her hooves.
>Upon arriving home you turn off the vehicle and look at her.
>She stopped crying a little bit ago, but now just sits there with a blank expression.
"I'm not supposed to say this but...."
>She looks at you with the same expression but with an eyebrow raised.
"In one month, they'll re-evaluate you based on questions I answer."
*sigh*"And if they aren't satisfied with the results, well... you know...."
>"That it?"
"Yes, but I want you to know that this isn't a game anymore."
>"Can we go in now? My head is killing me."
"...Sure."

And that's it for this update. I also used paint to give my pencil drawing life. So here is the "drunk lesbian murder horse" that people were calling her now in color.
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>>25853852
And yes, she is supposed to have two separate eye colors, in case you were wondering.
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>>25852825
>This thread is somehow less creepy and desperate.
>desperate
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>>25853871
so she's one of THOSE kind of OCs
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Skittles update when?
I-if that's okay with you Master SkittlesAnon, sir.
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>>25834594
Let's continue the story with another flashback:

>You are private first class Anon Y. Mous.
>And you've found what was making the noises.
>A small white filly, sprawled on the ground, a shattered horn poking through her pink-and-purple hair.
>Where one of her back legs should be, there is only a ragged, gory stump that ends before the first joint.
>Blood and ash are spattered all over her coat.
>In between sobs, she cries, with labored breaths, for help.
>She looks up to you, her tear-moistened green eyes desperate, almost pleading.
>"P-please... It hurts, h-help,"
>She begs in a voice laden with pain.
>"I-it hurts s-so much,"
>Does she care that you're the enemy?
>"P-please,"
>Of course not, she's a scared, hurt child who just wants comfort.
>A corporal from your squad, who is going by, nudges you on the shoulder.
>"She's yours, 'Mous, get it done and get moving,"
>You sigh.
"Yes, sir,"
>Two conflicted, staccato words.
>He runs off to catch the rest of the group.
>You know very well what a "She's yours" means.
>You ask for forgiveness.
>You remove your pistol from the holster on your vest.
>And pause.
>Distant screams can be heard over the thunder of artillery and the pops of rifle fire.
>The burning buildings can be seen, even through the thick cloud of smoke forming over the village.
>And at your feet lies a terrified, broken filly, now fervently begging for her life at the sight of your weapon.
>What a night.
>You line up the sights on her head.
>At least you'll make it quick.
>You switch off the safety.
>She's only a child...
>The child of an enemy.
>You move your finger to the trigger...
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>>25854356
holy shit son is that like

a post a thread
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>>25854356
>calling a corporal sir
fucking dumnass privates
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>>25854378
Basically. The weekdays have me busy as fuck, and I'm to lazy to work up a big green dump. There should be more before the thread is done. I've got time off for the holidays, so I should be able to get more done during the next couple of days.
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>>25854356
Yo. Soarin dude, good to see you back. Just wanted to know your story's still good, just be careful with the edge. It's not overly awful yet, but needs to be balanced. Also, >>25854085 pic needs to happen at some point.
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>>25854538
>Also, >>25854085 pic needs to happen at some point.
He'll probably have fucking flashbacks.
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>>25853773
>>25853783
Man, writing or not, it's shit like this that makes me glad I know CPR, to at least TRY something. Not knowing what to do in a situation like that would fucking suck.
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>>25852067
>Going on hiatus because my my post

Great job hurting me.

Also I can't stop reading the last hundred lines of your pastbin over and over it's just so damn heartbreaking and adorable. And you are good with the cutes.

>>25853783
That's some harsh shit right there. But in that situation even though i don't know cp i would be trying it. and there's an old saying "you are not dead until you're warm and dead"

>>25853852
That's some interesting character development you got going on there.
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>>25848954
Cold iron is just steel.
>>25849115
>>I'd never
Horseman/woman
you are too swag to live
and too based to die.

>>25849115
>>masively outnumbered against a race that excels at long range combat
this doesn't matter
Ponies are walking breathing eco terrorists waiting to happen. they can move celestial bodies, build up fierce storms, cause massive floods, some of them are so strong most of our long range weapons would be laughed off. they have a chaos god who can make whatever they want go wrong. luna could raise tides or destroy the whole moon just by swinging it into the roache limit.

There is no part of this where we come out on top with pones as our enemy, they might not win, but we certainly wont. Remember we are fighting global warming and losing, Meanwhile, in equestria, they run their planets ecosystem for it. Marshmellow colored though they may be, if we look at things from the canon perspective, (which is exactly what you are arguing against.) we're dealing with animals that can shapeshift, sap our love and happyness, Project force fields over cities, control our weather, take more damage than we can, hell, a band of ponies could literally flip a tank over, and rainbow dash can 9/11 build after building until she got tired.

Over all, ponies don't need to engage us. they have hyper gurrilla warefare. They are hard to pin down, live in a world that presents far more dangers than their own, and are capable of more damage than we can deal with. they can make any war we fight with them a catastrophic loss from windigos alone, and if magic is expected to work in the human world as your arguing, theres no reason they couldn't just hand us our own pony style hatewinter.

There's no point in defending ourselves as better than the ponies. the only way we could win is if we alpha striked before Equestria could get serious.

Again, this is looking at canon, not fanon. This is a world where RD can supersonic crash and then go on a picnic
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>>25851433

first, you need one good bath, exquisite food and two or three months of relax and recuperation with on little of psycho help
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>>25850537
>>25851541
thats adorable, because its wrong.
Horses do not go from noninjuring threat displays to i will fuck you up. Horses and predator animals spend about the same ammount of time singalling, I've seen both.

>>why you have to be careful around horses
you have to be careful around horses because you don't know what you're doing. Horses are heavy rip and tear machines, but they aren't unpredictable, they don't react super fast. the thing is, you are a predator. that is what you are. so when you see animals that are also predators give signs, you understand it's one.

Horses are not like that. their early signs are on their feet. where they move, how they are facing you. when you get in their face, the signals start to get more intentional. but the problem is, you and others don't even notice. A mare lazily eating and wandering between you and it's foal isn't coincidental, It's not focused on eating, its focused on you. Even the configuration of the horses gently changing at an unalarmed pace is it'self a signal. The dominant horse will move closer to the source of the threat slowly before it even gets that close if he thinks he can take it. and by the time you get there, if you don't even pay attention and understand it's the dominant horse, you will miss that entire signal. Horses can and will give nips and pushes before resorting to overwealming force, they do it to humans, threats, and other horses. it will build up into a fight. and often that fight will be over fast before anyone gets very hurt. it can go on for longer, and there can be scars and injuries.
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>>25852009
something inside me my orders protect them from danger but it kills me
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>>25853631
no
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>>25854682
Not that anon but there is also biological warfare that im sure the government would tern back to if things go too south.and it's hard to tell if their magic and strength would have the same effect on the matter from earth as it does over there. Hell their moon and sun could be 20' across and nothing but grow lights for all we know.

Anyways I don't want to argue about this shit. i'm just pointing out how i see it.
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>>25854538
Remember, there was a filly in his backpack at the war's end. I was hoping to turn the Sweetie thing into a look at Anon's past transformation from a salty edgelord who likes killing, into an ultra-sensitive beta with a moral compass made out of rare-earth-element supermagnets.
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Sadly no more updates tonight. Got some stuff to do. More tomorrow though.
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More Roseluck and Sex Contract when?
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>>25853631
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>>25854864
>>and it's hard to tell if their magic and strength would have the same effect on the matter from earth as it does over there.
again, this is irrelevant. the premise is, ponies are either uneconomical slaves because they can't use their magic, or their magic makes them economicable. If their magic doesn't work on earth, then the entire point of the arguement has been conceeded.
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>>25854985
Congratulations, you successfully debunked the entire point of the thread, now fuck off so we can continue.
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>>25835291

>you shake your head
"Listen to me, I'm never going to *whip* you, EVER. I only spanked you because I didn't know how else to get your attention and you were starting to freak me out, okay?"
>"Yes, Master."
"I have no intention of hurting you..."
>"I know."
"Good. Just... just try to tone down those desires of yours, okay?"
>"Yes, Master."
>There's very little emotion in her voice, and she's still avoiding eye contact
>A long silence follows as you continue stroking her, before gently pulling away from her and tilting her chin so she looks you in the eyes
"You sure you're okay?"
>She offers you a reassuring smile and nod, but little else
>It makes it difficult to believe her
>You sigh and reach for another cookie
"You're still not done with your dessert..." you say with an awkward grin
>she gently takes a bite from the cookie and makes herself comfortable in your lap, resting the side of her head against your chest as she chews
>a few more cookies and one ice-cold glass of milk later, she's stuffed
>"That was so good..." she mutters, sighing contentedly as she licks some chocolate and milk from her lips before stretching and yawning, her wings unfurling to their apex before ruffling and settling back down at her sides
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>>25855188

"Tired, girl?"
>She nods
"I guess your little nap wasn't enough," you say, giving her a gentle squeeze
>you stand up, scooting the chair you're sitting in away from the table and carrying her back toward the bedroom
"Why don't we hit the hay early tonight, hmm?"
>"Yes, Master..." she yawns, hooking a hoof around your neck and gazing up at you lovingly
>You gently lay her down on your bed before changing into your pajamas and brushing your teeth
>it's a few hours prior to your usual bed time, but you figure you can use a little extra rest
>if nothing else, Skittles could definitely use a little more quality time with you just relaxing
>you'd be lying if you said you weren't looking forward to spending some time cuddling with her
>you slept better last night than you ever have any other time in your life
>after rinsing your mouth one last time, you wander over to the bed and plop down into it lazily
>you reach for Skittles, but curiously she's as close to the other side of the bed as she can get, with her back to you
"Something wrong?"
>she doesn't respond
>you reach over and shake her gently, realizing she's already fallen asleep
>when she looks over her shoulder at you sleepily, you pat the bed next to yourself
"Skittles, come."
>She looks at the bed, then at you, then gives a happy little sigh before scooting closer to you and nuzzling your cheek, nestling her back and wings against your chest and her head into the bottom of your chin
>you breathe a quick sigh of relief, worried for a moment that maybe she was scared to get near you after... earlier
>you wrap an arm around her chest, pulling her tightly against you, nestling your chin into her mane and humming to her softly
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>>25855197

>she gives a series of yawns, clearly fighting sleep, wanting to spend just a few more moments awake in your embrace
>finally she wriggles free from you and rolls over to face you
>she stares deeply into your eyes with a half-lidded gaze
>her expression puts you on alert momentarily, wanting to be sure she doesn't pull another stunt like she did earlier
>she's quick to notice your nervousness
>"It's okay Master, I know better than to try that again."
>she cautiously reaches a hoof toward you and places it on your cheek
>"B...but..."
"But what?" you say, placing a hand on her hoof
>"H..how about..."
>she swallows a lump in her throat with an audible gulp
>"How about a kiss? J...just a kiss..."
>you sigh loudly and roll your eyes, gently pushing her hoof away from your cheek
"Why do you want to do those kinds of things with me so badly? We barely know each other..."
>"You're my Master...and..."
"And I already told you I never intended for you to serve me sexually," you're quick to interject. "I would think after the ways your old master probably used you, you'd never want to do those kinds of things again, ESPECIALLY not with a human, so what's the deal?"
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>>25855215
>"m...may I speak.. f..freely, Master?"
>she trembles violently, as if uttering those words in and of itself were an offense punishable by death
"Always, Skittles, in fact I encourage you to at all times."
>"I... I love you, Master. When I say I love you I really mean it... yes, my... my old master used me..for *that* ...a lot. I saw how much pleasure it gave him. It... it makes me sick to even think about but... you've been nothing but kind to me. The only human that ever has been... and... well, I... I can't help myself. Remembering how much my old master enjoyed that kind of stuff... I thought you might too, and I WANT to make you feel good. He forced himself on me whenever he felt like it, and... and in a way, you refusing me makes me want it that much more..."
>she boldly places her hoof back on your cheek again
>"I... I've never been able to enjoy that kind of thing, but... but I would with you. I just know I'd... I'd love every second of it, and I thought...m..maybe if I could start making some new memories involving that...that kind of stuff... with you... it'd help drown out some of the old ones...a..and help me live with the things I was forced to do a little easier..."
>she starts to tear up, but you remain silent, it's unlike her to open up to you like this
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>>25855234

>"W..what my old master did.. he raped me, Anon."
>she didn't call you Master...
>she sniffles and wipes a tear away
>"Nobody's ever made love to me... the only sex I've ever had has been against my will...every single time..."
>she draws her face closer to yours
>"you... you said you wanted to help me... that you didn't want me to be a slave any more... but that's all I know how to be..."
>she scoots closer to you
>"But the difference is, with you... I'm choosing to be your slave... it's the first choice I've been able to make for myself in a very long time..."
>her lips draw closer and closer to yours
>"p..please, Master... if you want to help me... embrace that choice... show me that it was truly mine to make..."
>she reaches a hoof behind your head and closes her eyes
>"just like this is my choice..." she whispers before puckering her lips and putting pressure on the back of your head, her hot steamy breath rolling over your mouth through her flaring nostrils, her muzzle mere millimeters from your face
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>>25855250
God damnit we have to now don't we? At the least a little foreplay to get her to sleep.
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>>25854423
what else is new
Damn it Pvt. Pile
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>>25855197
>>She looks at the bed, then at you, then gives a happy little sigh before scooting closer to you and nuzzling your cheek, nestling her back and wings against your chest and her head into the bottom of your chin
m-muh heart
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>Sometimes your brother asked you for a favor.
>Nothing crazy really.
>The usual stuff, can you pick me up from the airport?
>Or, can I borrow your car?
>Things you’d do cause, you know he’s your bro.
>But this was a little much.
>”This place is totally weird.”
*CRASH!*
>”Ooops, I don’t know what…”
>Don’t even finish that sentence you grey wrecking ball.
>”Mr. Anon, can we have some cookies?”
>The vein on the side of your head throbbed from the rage your containing.
>”Na na you can’t catch me!”
>”Can too!”
>Your brother asked you to look after his pony slaves for a week.
>It wouldn’t be that bad, but each of them was about the size of a grapefruit.
>And why the fuck did he need so many of them?
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>>25855250
so i bet anons gonna freak the fuck out or something now right
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>>25855234
damn SkittleAnon..
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>>25853631
You had me until
>spoiler
You can fuck right off now, Anon.

Captcha: Awwww, you shouldn't have!
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>>25855250

>you close your eyes and press your lips together as her velvety soft muzzle makes contact, resisting the urge to reciprocate
>you feel her tongue part her lips and prod against your closed mouth, prompting you to seal yours even more tightly
>she doesn't loosen her grip on you, instead moaning softly, almost pleadingly as her tongue assaults your lips once again, beginning to tremble when you don't return the kiss
>her moans turn to whimpers when you refuse to relent
>however you don't fight her off or push her away, hoping instead she'll give up on her own
>no such luck
>she pulls away from you momentarily, her breaths becoming shallow and rapid, almost panicked
>"Please Master... just a kiss... I just need one kiss..." she begs with a shudder, her voice just barely above a whisper
>she forcefully rolls you over onto your back with a snort, and is on top of you before you can react
>her muzzle is soon pressed against your closed lips once again, redoubling her vigor and determination, bringing both hooves to either side of your face and moaning hungrily, her tail flicking wildly
>you remember what she said about your resistance only making her want it more
>and you're not about to hit her again
>you wince and relax the tension in your jaw in surrender, your mouth immediately filled with her tongue, loud, wet smacking filling the otherwise silent bedroom every time her lips separate from yours even slightly
>she begins to calm down as she kisses you
>you let her have her way for several minutes before she finally relaxes, resting her head on your chest with a sigh
>"Thank you, Master..." she coos, licking her lips and nuzzling the bottom of your chin with a satisfied smirk
"F...for the record, I didn't kiss you. I just let you kiss me..." you stammer
>"Mmm... you sure did," she giggles. "Was it good for you, Master?"
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>>25854210
I have a question for SkittlesAnon: Would Skittles still have Rainbow Dash's usual hairstyle? Or would it be something more 'proper'? I assume not considering >>25855250 implies she wasn't 'proper', but I'm kinda curious now that I've given it more thought.
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>>25855250
D O I T F A G G O T

this is so good don't stop the ride yet
I want to stay on Mr. SkittlesAnon's Wild Ride
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>>25855250
Dammit man, make sweet tender passionate love to this pony for Christs sake!
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>>25855620
A thorough cuddle fucking is an order.
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>>25855234
You're a genius. Your a fucking genius and i love you.

I will eat all the cox
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>>25855656
The more of a faggot Anon is, the closer Skittles gets to thoroughly struggle snuggling him against his wishes.
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>>25855690
Oh. good idea
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>>25855665
easy there, almost satan.
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>>25855607
she broken as hell nigga
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>>25855701
Wait which part? Anon being a faggot or Skittles taking him against his will, cause the second option sounds nice.
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>>25855728
second part, build her confidence and then consensual cuddle fucking
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>>25855759
>consensual cuddle fucking
the best kind of fucking
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>>25855759
>>25855783
>Consensual Cuddle Fucking
You now have my interest.
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>>25855116
>>debunked the point of the thread
the point of this thread is not to start with a sound premise, the point of this thread is to make stories that appeal to the readers who enjoy them. whether they make unplausible assumptions or not.

any more snide butthurt comments?
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>>25854356
Update your pastebin plz?
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>>25855840
I'm not even the person you were arguing with, I'm just tired of you two bickering like the tards in the HFY threads.
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slave chryslais green when
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>>25853631
sexual stress relief aside, i do kind of like that idea.

She would pleade to be given to a school to properly teach ponies for some form of kindness and regularity, but the only thing she got was being a substitute teacher for young humans, since slaves and ponies don't need that kind of education. After failing to be taken seriously and the principle realizing that this quick fix substitute is actually a pony, they are forced to eat the loss of a useless teacher by making her a class pet. que anon and fem, two children struggling in school, They are ordinary kids, but because the pony is something they have control over and not a authoritative adult, Cheerilee ends up tutoring them on the side. the story is about the every day relationship of the growing kids being cheerilee's handler (feeding her, and otherwise doing the responsabilities you'd expect to involve a school pet) and Cheerilee mentoring them and trying to keep their hearts and heads in the right place.
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>>25855947
Much better than being regulated to class fucktoy
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>>25855947
Sounds like it could be pretty cute.
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>suppose to be writing green
>A fag reading this thread is feeding me ideas (You know who you :mfw: )
>I also have ideas
>too many ideas
>need to organize ideas
its going to be one of those nights.
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>>25855814
>>25855783
I agree but anon should give her a little more time. Maybe get to know her better. Maybe learn about what kind of things she USED to like doing. To help take both their minds off carnal desires. I'm betting she would enjoy video games.

It's only like the end of the second day ffs

and obviously only when/if she initiates.
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>>25855962
>>25855947
>sexual stress relief aside
>Much better than being regulated to class fucktoy
I hardly think elementary students know what a fucktoy is or what is it for.
Besides, what sick fuck would fuck a pony and risk getting fired from their job.
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>>25855840
Wasn't this whole argument over the practicality of pony slavery about specifically slavery in the large-scale heavy-duty economic form? Proving that particular form to be stupid still leaves you economically-minded slavery that don't require hard labor and forms of slavery that are not economically focused at all, like personal servants, housemaids, sextoys, etc.
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>>25856112
The fact it wouldn't be illegal and have you met kids these days they are pieces of shit
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is there any more a deal is a deal? i really like that story :(
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>>25856139
My idea was that people started hiring and buying up ponies when they saw they could teach them to work hard and pay them little to none. They also can help disabled people by going to work every day for slightly more income.
More workers, many of which are personal servants and maids, but a small number of them working in industries and fast food restraunts as peoples attempts to save a dollar
I havnt fleshed this idea out yet and am not sure where I want to bring it, but I imagine this would lead to bitterness from the unemployed, similar to how some construction workers blame mexicans
But, at the same time, in my universe, we are not in a depression and jobs are not the hardest thing to come by.
I'm also toying with the idea that ponies consider what happened between them and humans a war, but many humans consider it riots and uprisings, not war, and thats why it was allowed to continue until ponies were forced into slavery.
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Is there any Gilda slave stories?
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>>25856255
Not that I have seen.
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>>25856255
Griffins wouldn't make very good slaves. Too dangerous.
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What are the stories where anon is a decent master?
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>>25856282
Check the pastebin up top. this is nice guy anon general, the exact opposite of Submission is Mandatory.
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>>25855607
Diamonds
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>>25841212
Bro, I usually lurk but your story is my favorite right now. Keep going. In a few weeks time when I'm off the road I'll draw you something story related.
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>>25856282
What are you talking about, in every story in this thread Anon is always becoming a white knight and treating slaves with respect what you should ask is where are all the edgy stories of Anon being a slave owner that whips them and other shit like that
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>>25856269
Declawed.
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Question to make a new headcannon
If changelings adore pancakes, how do they feel about watermelon?
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>>25855947
God damned, that's just a concept and already it's cute as fuck.
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>>25856431
Indifferent to moderately annoyed by watermelon. It's hard to eat squishy things with fangs.
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>>25856444

trips confirm

although Ling had her fangs ground down
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>>25856431
>>25856444
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>>25856064
Any console with a controller that has big well spaced buttons would work.

I want anon to come home and rd hasn't eaten again because she spent the last 12 hours playing ff6 or trying to beat contra
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>>25856444
keep in mind lings fangs have been ground down to about half length and are blunt at the end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq2tPttFpC8
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>>25856147
Kids have always been like shit.
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>>25856488
"QUEEN IT IS TOO BIG"
"You need to cut it"
"IT IS STUCK ON MY FANGS"
"Good luck soldier. I'll let your family know you fought bravely"
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>>25855607
tfw you want moar
>captcha is pasta!
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>>25856444
"HSSSSSS NOOOOOO DON'T CUT OPEN THE EGGGEEEESSS"
>look of absolute horror on changelings face.

Side note. my oldest sister when i was like 3 told me that there were kittens inside watermelons and that 's why they were red inside. I would throw a fucking fit when mom cut one open.
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>>25856559

this

my sides

i think they hit 88MPH
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>>25856559
ops. quoted wrong. suppose to be >>25856431
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any big bughorse green?
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>>25856161
>pic related

>>25827298
>Apple Bloom looks up at you, her large eyes glistening in the light of the lamp.
>”Ah – Ah kinda thought that was the case.”
“Why?”
>”Well…”
>Her eyes drift away and she blushes faintly.
>”You seemed about as happy to see her as Ah did to… to…”
>The mare’s head drops, her forehead pressing against your side.
“To be on that stand?”
>You can feel her nod.
>”But just like me, you don’t got a choice, do you?” she mumbles dejectedly. “At least tell me you’re getting’ married and it ain’t just –”
“Married!? I’m not marrying her!”
>”But –“
“Did she say something about that to you?”
>”N-no, but… she ain’t so bad…”
>Apple Bloom risks a glance at your face, dipping her head back down immediately when she notices you watching her.
“What do you mean?”
>”Ah mean…”
>The mare shudders once before continuing.
>”Ah mean she at least knows farmin’… and she ain’t so bad once you get to know her…”
“No, she is, girl, believe me.”
>You sigh and pat Apple Bloom’s shoulder.
>”Just give her a chance, sir,” she whispers after several seconds. “I know you gotta, so you might as well make the best of it. You need someone that can help you run the farm.”
“Yeah, but not *her*.”
>”I know you two argue, but so do we!”
>She’s crying again.
>You can feel the mare shaking – she’s trying to hide it, but she can’t.
“Yeah, but her and I… it’s different.”
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>>25856255
There's an untitled story in the pastebin, but it's quite short and not entirely about Gilda.
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>>25856764
Thank the based God, I always love these updates
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>>25854619
The reason why anon didn't try cp is cuz this was when he was around 8 years old and he didn't know that kind of shit.
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>>25855607
"That, aside from the first time you kissed me, was the most thoroughly uncomfortable and awkward kiss I've ever had in my life."
>you place a hand on her back and begin scratching her softly
"But you seem to have calmed down a lot, now," you sigh. "Maybe..."
>her ears perk up and she lifts her head to look at you
"Maybe we can compromise. Clearly this helped settle you down a bit. If you can keep yourself under control..."
>"Yes, Master?"
"Fine, look, I'm still not comfortable with this, but okay. You win. If you really want it that bad, we can kiss, and next time I'll even kiss you back. But if you lose control, start to get aroused or try to take things too far... as much as it pains me to have to say it... you're going to get spanked again, and it's going to sting next time. I'll never hit you with anything other than my hand, and never anywhere but the rump, but if you can't control yourself I'm going to have to do it for you. I'm not going to let you take things there again. And I promise that's the only thing you'll ever get spanked for. Fair enough?"
>"Yes, Master... that... that's very fair... th..thank you..."
"And you're sure you're okay with the terms? Please don't make me ever have to spank you again, Skittles, I don't know if my heart can take it..."
>"It's just a spanking, Master, a...and if you need to do it, I understand. I won't take it personally. I... I've had much worse..."
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>>25856842
"I'm not finished, I don't want you to make this too much of a habit, either, okay? Once, MAYBE twice a day, that's it. And only when we're alone together, never in front of other people or ponies. I don't want them getting the wrong idea. We need to find other ways to enjoy each other's company and keep your mind away from those thoughts. "
>"I understand."
>She tilts her head
>"What other ways would you want to spend time together, Master?"
"I don't really know... what kinds of things do you find relaxing? You've done nothing but work and try to get in my pants since I brought you home. That routine is definitely not gonna work out for us in the long run, so we're going to have to find something for you to pass the time with."
>your hands wander over her back, stroking her lovingly as the two of you talk
>"Your touch is all I need to relax, Master. A...and to be honest, Master, when... when you're not touching me... holding me like this... making me feel.. l..like a good girl... I'd... I'd rather be working. I'm used to keeping busy..."
"Well... how about we start finding ways to get out of the house together then? Just because you like to keep busy doesn't mean you have to be alone when you are, or cooped up in here. Maybe we can go for walks or something?"
>"W...with the leash?"
"Yeah... I have to use it if we go out in public, it's the law... I'm sorry..."
>"D...don't be! I'm proud to have you as my Master, I want other people and ponies to see you holding my leash, and to see my pretty new collar!" she says as she bats at the nametag hanging from her collar with a hoof playfully
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>>25856764
>”You gotta give it a chance!”
“I did. Didn’t work out.”
>Spend enough time with someone and you learn how to push all their buttons.
>”But –“
“Believe me, girl. I spent damn near every day with that woman for almost a year. It didn’t work out.”
>”Oh.”
>She sighs – her body heaves with the effort.
>You can feel her hot breath against your side.
>”Ah’m sorry, sir.”
“It’s not your fault.”
>”Ah know, but Lauren –“
“I don’t need her, girl. I have you.”
>Why does that make her laugh?
>More importantly, why doesn’t it sound genuine?
>”Ah wish… sometimes Ah wish…”
“What?”
>”Ah wish Ah was a human. Then neither one of us would have to go through this, would we?”

that's all for tonight
Infodump green tomorrow.
No internet points for guessing what Apple Bloom is hinting at.
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>>25856862
>you idly run a finger over the edge of one of her wings, and have a fleeting moment of curiosity
"When's the last time you flew?"
>she immediately draws her wings up tightly against her sides and whimpers
>shit
"I'm sorry, that's probably a sensitive-"
>"When I was in Equestria."
>you're shocked she's so forthcoming with her answer
"You've never tried to fly while you were here? Not even once?"
>"When I was first captured... m...my wings were always bound with chains or ropes... befo...before..."
>she bites her lip and starts to tremble
>"before h...he..."
>she doesn't cry, only shaking harder, staring into your eyes apologetically when she finds it difficult to finish her sentence
"Shhh, hey, you don't have to-"
>she holds up a hoof to stop you
>"N...no, Master... I... I need to talk about this... I need s...someone to know what he did to me... even if it hurts..."
>she sniffles, but holds back the tears
>"He... he said pegasus ponies can't be trusted not to fly away...so...so..."
>she gulps
>"He broke them."
"What?"
>"He broke my wings, Master," she says, a tear finally dribbling off her muzzle
>"They... they never healed right. They still ache sometimes..." she says, extending them and stretching them for a moment weakly before tucking them back at her sides. "They... they'll never be able to carry me again..."
"Hey... don't say that, you never know... I'll save up some money, take you to see a specialist... vet...or doctor...or pony...doctor. Maybe they can do surgery, maybe there's still a chance you could recover..." you offer in vain
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>>25856978
Get her in the air again give her the freedom she used to have
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>>25856918
and then they fucked
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>>25856978
>"He broke them."
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>>25856978
its our mission to now either fix this broken little pony or at the very least get her in a hot air balloo or a tiger moth. Something open so she can fell the wind in her wings again
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>>25857045
While we are at kill the fuck that did it.
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>>25856978
I swear to god, if she won't fly again...
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Rip jessi. Its been exactly a month since the story's pastebin has been updated.
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>>25856862
>I want other people and ponies to see you holding my leash, and to see my pretty new collar!" she says as she bats at the nametag hanging from her collar with a hoof playfully
thats adorable
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>>25856978
>"They... they never healed right. They still ache sometimes..." she says, extending them and stretching them for a moment weakly before tucking them back at her sides. "They... they'll never be able to carry me again..."
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>>25856825
Oh. For some reason I thought he was driving.
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>>25856978
>posted this like 2 threads ago
HE STEALING MY IDEA GUYS!!

I'm honored and I like where its going. Please continue
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>>25857203
Probably wasn't on purpose m80, "Dash's wings are broken and she's crippled now" is a pretty common trope in fics with cases of severe Dash-abuse, or pegasus abuse in general. Taking from her the thing that was most important to her is the best way to break this sweet little mare and turn her into a hollow shell of her former self I'm afraid.
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>>25857200
Nope. You'll see in the next update that he was actually dreaming his past.
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>>25857304
Fucking forgot trip again.
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>>25856978
gadamn dude. That's some devastating shit right there.
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>>25856918
Here's how the war went down:
>Twilight begins experimenting with portals between worlds.
>Twilight makes contact with Earth. It goes well.
>Portals can't stay open long - Earth doesn't have the magic to sustain them and they do bad things
>Twilight works with human scientists to come up with a solution. A solution is found, blending magic with tech on our side.
>Large, permanent portals are built throughout the world to facilitate trade and travel, primarily in heavily populated or industrialized areas.
>Celestia assassinated by terrorists/extremists/something.
>Luna snaps and goes full Nightmare Moon, requiring the Elements to banish her back to the moon.
>Before that can happen, she does major bad stuff that leads to retaliatory strikes.
>Twilight attempts to close all of the portals to protect Equestria - but since they are maintained from our side, it doesn't go smoothly.
>Knowingly or unknowingly, she causes the deaths of millions as the destabilized portals begin draining any and all nearby forms of energy in an attempt to sustain themselves – including the lives of any plants or animals – leading to the deadzones.
>A handful of portals remain open – either Twilight was unable to close them all, or she saw what was happening and stopped.
>Fearing the worst, the first official strike of the Terran-Equestrian Conflict is a raid on Twilight’s castle to prevent her from doing any more damage.
>Drones and other long-ranged weapons proved ineffective against pony magic and weather control, forcing a ground invasion.
>Ponyville is accepted as collateral damage, though human forces do their best to minimize civilian casualties. However, ponies’ lack of understanding about human weaponry causes problems (for example, attempts to stop/redirect explosives lead to them falling in civilian areas instead of on military targets.)
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>>25857351
>Twilight escapes, along with most of Ponyville’s population.
>Fluttershy stays trying to protect animals and is injured by stray shrapnel. She’s brought over to Earth for emergency surgery, as all pony medical personnel have fled.
>Rainbow Dash refuses to leave her and is “captured”, too.
>Though not really, because neither of them are considered enemy forces.
>Once their value is realized, however, they become “honored guests”.
>With much of Earth’s population slain, industrial capability ruined, and travel heavily restricted due to deadzones, the conflict drags on.
>Much of Equestria is ruined, and civilian ponies flee through the remaining portals to Earth – it’s the one place they know *won’t* be attacked, so it’s a better idea to come here than to another city in Equestria.
>Though initially well treated – and much safer (so long as they stay out of the deadzones) – refugee camps quickly begin to suffer from overcrowding and a lack of resources.
>Ponies suffer from the lack of ambient magic. Though not life threatening, it does cause issues.
>Different countries deal with the refugees in different ways – many privatize the refugee camps or turn them into state-run factories to make up for lost workforce and production capabilities.
>Pills are distributed to the refugees to help them cope with Earth’s lack of magic – with the side effect of blocking the ponies’ natural magic.
>This may or may not have been intentional.
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>>25857361
>Twilight may or may not have been involved in developing the medication.
>As more refugees come through, the Pony Relocation Agency is formed in the USA to help manage the influx. Their purpose is to see that ponies are put where they can do the most good.
>Ponies are offered the chance to leave the refugee camps to instead serve private individuals or corporations and are given an aptitude test to help with the placement.
>Ideally, they were to be treated as valued employees, but that rarely turned out to be the case.
>Several employers managed to slip through the background checks and buy out the contracts for refugees, only to turn them over to extremist groups for torture and execution.
>The Pony Relocation Agency begins screening applicants more carefully, though mistakes do happen.
>When food and other supplies run out for the refugee camps, they begin placing ponies with anyone who can feed and house them and doesn’t present an immediate risk to the ponies’ wellbeing, regardless of other conditions.
>Ponies fare better in some parts of the world – and far worse in others.
>In Equestria, Twilight forsakes her title, believing herself unfit to rule.
>Princess Cadence and Shining Armor negotiate a cease fire.
>Story starts.


I think I left out some stuff. It's been a long day.
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>>25857257
Not even that. It was just the first line of the post.
>When's the last time you flew?

I'm not bothered in any case. I like what's happening here.
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>>25857381
Fluttershy story?
I hope it continues to be disgustingly cute
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>>25857351
So this shitshow starts because Muslims kill sunbutt. Fucking figures I bet pol was in on it too.
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>>25857454
It doesn't take a genius to bet that ISIS isn't keen on friendship or magic, anon
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>>25857454
Quiet, don't give away all our secrets.
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>>25856978
>"He broke them."
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>>25857465
>thinking that ISIS is actually a real threat to anyone.

>>25857351
Also, we've seen that Celestia can be beaten by magic, but there is no indication that conventional weapons would even phase her.

My head canon is that the ponies have been kidnapped by stealth means and that Celestia is working to find a way to her ponies, but at the risk of more being kidnapped, she can't acted immediately.

But seeing as how most, if not all of the ponies have been taken from Ponyville, she may have quarantined the area until she can find a solution.

And since the humans have proven to be excessively hostile, she's taking her time in slow calculated steps to ensure minimal casualties for both sides..
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>>25857351
Twiligth ruined all again
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>>25857526
>there is no indication that conventional weapons would even phase her
Going by that standard, all ponies are immune to guns, mustard gas, and >rape.
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>>25857361
>>25857351
>>25857374
And I thought that this happened as a result of the spell time of Star Ligth Glimmer at the end of the fifth season

>In Equestria, Twilight forsakes her title, believing herself unfit to rule

Even when she is not punished for their transgressions, Twilight Sparkle will always be remembered as the pony responsible for the destruction of Equestria and to the harmony

What happened to the other mane 6?
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>>25857374
>>25857361
>>25857351
that sounds pretty interesting though i haven't been keeping up on your story
The main thing that keeps me from shitting out green is how implausible it would be for humans as a whole to fall so far so fast as to enslave entire species of sentient beings just because of a misunderstanding or some bullshit.
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>>25856978
>tfw skittles old master broke her wings by using them as handles during >rape
>he didn't even break them on purpose, the rape was just that brutal
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>>25857351
>>25857361
>>25857374
Interesting. That's a bit different from how I envisioned it in my story, but not bad at all. Poor Twilight, though - I see so many first contact scenarios where she fucks it up somehow. It's like she's fated to be thrown into a position she isn't ready for.
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Hey guys, Minuettefag here, bored as hell just dropping in to say I'm going to try to post an update tonight. I just got to catch up with the a couple greentexts then I'll start writing.
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>>25856918
Just wanted to tell you that I'm loving this.

Good job making everything flow so naturally between the characters.
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>>25858186
cool shit
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chryslais green when?
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>>25848425
>You are sitting in the driver seat of a run down old ex-military truck
>There is a changeling sitting beside you trying to open a CD with her stubby fangs
>Either you’re an insane /mlp/ lurker or you’re Anon
>At this point probably both
>You lean over and take the CD from her, seeing her only succeed in cracking the plastic
>Luckily you have hundreds of these, somewhere, probably basement
>You feel it open with your magic human fingers and open the cracked case open, popping it in
>Ling takes in a deep breath and that same green fire explodes from her body
>Sitting beside you is now Ling in her natural form
>She looks over at you
>“thank you”
“Not a problem, its just a little CD”
>She stamps on the play button
>Thankfully not that hard
>It begins to play and you hear typical Christmas music, nothing special
>Except the bass is spectacular
>The song is, in fact, mostly the Bass being played
>But also the voice of a pony in there with it
>You know its pony because it sounds softer and sweeter than most humans
>Ling sways back and forth in her seat listening
>You take command and begin the drive
>Normally you’d discuss your next stop with her, but she’s so into the music you decide it best to leave her be.
>Even through the loud diesel engine she listens to that CD with all she can muster
>Its actually rather cute to see her smiling like this
>Its only a short drive, and you make it to the next store on the list
>You need some new cloths, and Ling seems interested in getting a scarf, so why not
>(I know the following is a euro store and my story is clearly murrican, but I’m bored so I’m adding it in)
>You pull up to the C&A
>Its actually a pretty new store that you’ve been wanting to go to
>Because clothes
>Ling looks out the window then back to you
>“This place looks nicer”
>You hop out of the truck and wait for Ling to turn back to a pony
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>>25858407


pony sized novolty t-shirts?
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>>25858407
http://pastebin.com/CndZXCih

>She does so and hops out with you
“Yeah, some European store my town brought in. Trying to make themselves cultured.”
>Ling looks over the buildings from and looks back at you
>“it doesn’t look like it fits in”
>You shake your head
“yeah, you’re right, it really doesn’t. But, that’s how it is. Trying to make yourself look like you know things you don’t does that”
>She nods in agreement and makes her way inside with you
>This time the greeter doesn’t nearly have a heart attack
>If anything, she happily greets you, ignoring Ling all together
>You look around and realize this is not the store you expected
>Its like every other store ever
>But with hints of German and Polish influence
>Ling, however, happily tugs you along right into the girls isle
>if you expected womens, you’d be wrong
>She goes to the little girls isle, like, age 10+
>The first thing she looks through are the scarves
>Oh yeah she likes those
>Ling looks up at you happily
>“They’re all colorful! This is way better!”
“Okay, well, pick out, two of them, okay?”
>She nods and starts her search again
>She ultimately picks two
>One simple teal colored scarf that looks generic as possible
>And another that is..
>That’s not REALLY a scarf, its more of a neckerchief
>This one is blue and black
>It compliments her blue back part of her carapace really well, if she had been showing it
>Taking the two into your arm you lean down
“Okay, I’m going to let go of your leash. Don’t run off”
>Ling looks up at you suspiciously
>She can tell you’re testing the water, but also that you don’t want to carry her and whatever she picks out
>So she ultimately gives an affirming nod
>You carefully unclip her leash and stuff it into your packet
>>25858445
naw, human cloths
>not wanting to see your changeling waifu in human cloths
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>>25858445
Novelty shirts made of ponies.
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>>25858466
>Ling makes her way over to the socks
>They’re clearly for girls, but her legs aren’t much bigger than a little girls either
>She picks up the first ‘knee high’ that she sees and dumps them right on you
“Not even going to test them?”
>She shakes her head
>“Nope, they’re perfect. I can tell”
>You shrug and stuff them under your arm without even looking at the packaging
>Following behind Ling as she hops around, still as Minuette, or Colgate. Whoever the blue pony is, and looking around for more goodies
>She finds a couple little bows and things
>And then she sees the makeup section
>This seems to have caught her interest
>She hops over to the case and peers inside
>It takes a moment for her to wave you over, but she does
>She seems to have seen some slightly expensive mascara and..
>Is that.. blush?
>You give her a puzzled look
>“What?”
“Why the blush?”
>“it’s a package deal, can’t buy one without the other. You like discounts right?”
>You nod
>She grins
>Damn it bug pone gotcha!
>You look to the pony behind the counter and whistle
“Excuse me, Miss, can you help?”
>The woman behind the counter walks over and looks down at Ling and then up to you “yes?”
“My little friend here is interested in your sale you’re going, the blush and mascara?”
>She nods and reaches under the cabinet, pulling out two boxes “here you go. Just check them out with the clothes”
>You take them and add them to the pile in your arms
>By now you aren’t sure if you want to hold much more
>2 scarves, 2 bows, there’s probably around 8 pairs of socks, now the cosmetics to
>Plus a few things for you, shirts, underwear, fun stuff
sock pone yes
>>25858471
w..why would you do that
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>>25858484
wow, when i wrote that out in word it looked way longer. i'll compensate with one more post.
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>>25858484

Ling in socks cuddling against anon.

HNNNNNNNRRRRRRRG
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>>25855197
>then gives a happy little sigh before scooting closer to you and nuzzling your cheek, nestling her back and wings against your chest and her head into the bottom of your chin
Hnnnnng~
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>>25856978
I have a feeling that Skittles' being able to fly again would be the ending of this story, symbolizing the end of her physical and mental rehabilitation and return to her old self.
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>>25858484
Get a couple of ponies and tie them to you. Have a pony/forced cuddle shirt on all day.
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>>25858638
And then we get skittles 2: return of skittles, and of course we finish off with Skittl3z
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>>25858502

Where tat post u promised?
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>>25858804
needed to do something
>>25858484
>When the two of you step outside Colgate Ling is carrying the bags of goodies in her mouth
>The light hop to her step showing just how content she is with her purchases
>Or, your money, her choices
>And your underwear
>Actually these things are really soft
>Cheap European imports for the win
>You open up the back of the truck, tossing everything in
>You are gently nudged back and look down
"hey, that’s rude"
>Ling looks up at you as she goes to close the door
>"Hay is for horses"
>Giggling like a fool you close her up in there
"Should we get going?"
>"No hold on! I'll be out in a sec!"
>You sit down on the bumper and wait
>There are some struggles, grunts, and defeated sighs, but soon the door opens
>Ling steps down, still in Minuette form and smiles at you
>You turn to her and blinks
"Well.. look at you"
>She smiles brightly and spins around, swishing her tail around
>"You like it!"
>You scratch her back playfully
'Adorable!"
>Ling grins brightly and hugs you tight
>"Thank you thank you thank you. I /LOVE/ socks and scarves!"
>You hug back happily
>Patting her back softly you notice something behind her
>Your eyes go wide
"Ling. Get in the car now"
>"why what’s wrong?"
>She looks at you nervously
>You point behind her
>She turns her head to look
>And sees a familiar looking blue pony mare with a a dual colored mane staring at her with shock and fear
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>>25858912

Ohshit.jpeg
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>>25858912
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>>25856978
>Skittles is able to fly again.
>End of the story.

No, this can't end like this! It will be too cliché!

Skittles needs to do something else than work her ass off, when Anon's not around.
We need to get another broken pony.
Maybe some unicorn, with damaged horn. Maybe Rarara.

Taking care of another broken pone, will surely help Skittles to see her own behavior from a different angle. To see just how she's broken herself.
Maybe that'll give her the strength to really change and be there not only for her master, but also for someone else, who she needs to help.
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>>25859115
Rarara can't be broken. S&M is her fetish.Besides, she used to pay diamond dogs to break into her house, rough her up, and "rape" her. She's been knotted so many times that there's nothing a human could do to phase her.
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>>25859115
She could take up masturbation
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>>25859167
>>25859115

>"Have you put it in yet darling? Oh, sorry I hadn't noticed."
>"Could you call your grandmother to come strike me? You don't have what it takes I'm afraid."
>"You know Darling you should finish that cigarette before you put it out on me. Such waste."
>"Do you mind strangling me a bit this time? I want to pass out so I can avoid your mindless prattle."
>Ooooh, a car battery and nipple clamps? Now we can have some fun."
>"I don't mean to be a bother, but could you put one of those lovely digits of yours in my anus? How about the whole fist?"
>"Keep trying Darling, I almost felt it this time."
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>>25859115
This.
>Maybe some unicorn, with damaged horn.
Choice is obvious.
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>>25856978
>he broke her wings
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>>25857617
>What happened to the other mane 6?
Rarity is safe with Sweetie Belle in the Crystal Kingdom.
Pinkie Pie and Limestone Pie are with their parents on the rock farm (they sent away Marble, thinking it was for the best, and Maud went with her to take care of her - Marble is on the farm with Maud, but Anon hasn't really noticed her.).
Twilight is hiding somewhere in the Everfree Forest where she won't accidentally bring down the wrath of the humans on anyone else.
AJ disappeared during the evacuation of Ponyville.
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>>25856978
>He broke them
inb4 saint Fegelein appears
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>>25856978
I AM NOT ALONE! I'VE GOT...... diabetes, TOOOOO FUCKING CUUUUTE
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>>25859946

Diabeetus
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>>25858638
naaa. I almost guarantee that the writer is going to have her end up killing herself. Not able to live with her past or some shit.
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>>25860227
s-shut up anon!
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>>25860227
IHLAOY already did that with his Vinyl story
Naw
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>>25859115
>>25859299
That would be nice but this anon seems to have little resources to spare.
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>>25859691
>Marble is on the farm with Maud, but Anon hasn't really noticed her.

Marble history time in the future??? please???

Twiligth/tg/ame_nigth you're creating a whole universe expanded, awesome!!
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i want to know, i never wrote any story in English.
But i have an idea and i want to know if someone can point me in the direction of some kind of tutorial to help me start.
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>>25860552

Try to avoid repetition of first words of sentences.
Outline basic scenes you want to go through.
Make notes about character's personalities, looks, etc.
Just do it. Everyone sucks at something until they practice it.

Specifically for greentext, be consistent with formatting. Generally, everything is green except when the PoV character is speaking, which is written without the >.
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maybe this thread can answer a question for me:
how long is a cotton picking minute?
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>>25859988
Illiterate!
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>>25860391
A simple plot twist, like for example an unexpected promotion in his job, can quickly fix that.
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Only 7 more posts till bump limit. unless jingle jangle is around I'm going to copy/past a new thread around 1:40 just before I have to leave for work. Regardless of bump limit or not.
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>>25860757
I'm here and waiting.
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>>25860772
get here niggers
>>25860782
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>>25859299
What have you done to me!?

I read that in Carl's voice, and I'm rock solid.
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>>25860785
Are you shitting me? You forgot the last thread.
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>>25860581
That's exactly the amount of time it takes to fuck Angel Bunny in the ass while you force Fluttershy to watch despite her begging and crying.
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Proper new thread >>25860806

Ignore this imposter >>25860785
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>>25860807
fuckoff
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>>25860807
k
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>>25860807
guys don't go to the nigger thread who reposted las thread image, go to the Fegelein's thread
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>>25860836
But he didn't. Dafuq are you talking about?
Don't go to nigger fegelein's thread, go to jingle jangle's thread.
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>>25860869
okay, what the fuck is happening, niggers are reposting this threads
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>>25860880
jesus christ. theres like 5 other useless threads.
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>>25854619
not your fault, I just need some time for myself, as I have no idea what's going on anymore
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>>25861334

First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes...
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>>25861633

>Dinosaurs
>Oil
Thread posts: 507
Thread images: 122


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