My (insert pun here): Friendship is Tragic

>>25743137
Open door.

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>>25743137

"Good afternoon! Special delivery for a, er... consarn these new glasses... a pega... a unic... erm... drat, who was this for again...?"

>>25743137
Answer door and tell them to fuck off.

>>25743183
Unicorn mare

>>25743183
Erf pone

Unicorn master race

>>25743183
Unecron mustard race

>>25743183
haha time for more pinhead masteracism

>>25743183
Erf

>>25743183
Unicorn

>>25743183
A UNICORN SUPREMACIST

>>25743183
>>25743233
Dubs say unicorn

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>>25743137
Only the glorious leader erf hors

>>25743183

Lets use her >>25743250

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>>25743198
>>25743206
>>25743216
>>25743220
>>25743233
>>25743238
>>25743242

"Oh, that's right, a unicorn! There sure are a lot of ya around Ponyville nowadays... Do I have the right address? I don't know... What sorta unicorn are ya?"

>>25743295
A mare

>>25743295
a degenerate one

>>25743295
Grumpy Stargender.

>>25743295
The magic kind faggot.
Give us our package and fak off.

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>>25743295
Quit playin' stupid, mang! Just gimme the stuff already!

Mare

>>25743295
A stallion

>>25743295
Mare

>>25743295
A mare obviouslly what kind of question is this it's always a mare

>>25743295
Big
Grumpy
Mare

>>25743357
Except when it's not.

>>25743295
Male.

>>25743365
When is that?

>>25743295
non binary

>>25743383
Urban, M&M, Threshold, CQ, SS, SE, JAD, to name a few.

>>25743295
Mare

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>>25743306
>>25743336
>>25743354
>>25743357
>>25743360
>>25743413

"Right, right, a mare! A mare with a red coat and a green mane! ...No, wait, was it a blue coat and a yellow mane? Uhhh... Brown with stripes...? Sorry, girly, I'm colorblind. Can ya help an old hoss out a bit more?"

>>25743442
Pink coat. Pink mane.

>>25743442
Green coat and gray mane

>>25743442
Red and green sounds about right

>>25743442
Plaid coat and red main.

>>25743442
Black coat
Red mane

>>25743442
Edgelord colour scheme!
Red-black striped mare
Black coat
Red eyes

But actually everything is only dye because she doesn't like people

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>>25743442
Blue coat, pink mane with purple streaks

>>25743442
Red coat Green mane!
Our name is Holiday Special

>>25743491
This

>>25743470
>>25743491
These. Green eyes too, while we're at it.

>>25743491
>>25743507
awful colors t͏͏b͏͏h f͏͏a͏͏m

>>25743491
This actually sounds fine.

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>>25743491
Agreeing with this one

>>25743442
Long curly main and tail.

>>25743551
This works.

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might be QT

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>>25743470
>>25743491
>>25743507
>>25743510
>>25743516
>>25743523
>>25743551
>>25743561

"Red... and green... and your name is Holiday Special? Is that right?"

>>25743694
That's right faglord
hand over shit

>>25743694
Maybe a little bit lighter red and green like >>25743658.
Make it at least a little less offensive.

>>25743694
Yeah whatever, now give us our shit and go away.

>>25743694
Yes perfect now fuck off.

>>25743704
>Make it at least a little less offensive
>not wanting it to be offensive

>>25743771
Nah, a little offensive is fine, but I want to at least be able to look at the character without wanting to vomit my eyes out.

>>25743694
Going to have to agree with >>25743704
Just because we are grumpy doesn't mean we can't be cute and adorable

>>25743694
Desaturate the colors a bit...

But yes, I'm Holiday Special. Now GIT OUT

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>>25743658
>>25743699
>>25743704
>>25743714
>>25743756
>>25743771
>>25743784
>>25743794
>>25743831

"Right, now I remember! I have a special delivery for a red-and-green unicorn named Holiday Special! I brought it over just as quick as I could!"

>>25743860
Gee thanks fucklord, glad they chose a blind amnesiac for the job.

>>25743860
Shut door and examine note.

>>25743860
Now slam the door shut.

>>25743860
Thanks for making me question my gender identity, shitlord.

I'm gonna be triggered all day now!

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You guys are good at this.

>>25743872
>>25743875

"That'll be five bits for express deliv-"

>>25743896
Nope. Read that note.

>>25743896
Read note.

>>25743896
Spray him with the hose

>>25743896
Read note angrily.

>>25743896
Who the absolute fuck is bothering us with mail?

>>25743896
Read note like a mad horse

>>25743896
Read note.

Our special talent seems odd for this. How can christmas horse be grumpy?

>>25743992
I'd think it would be easy for a holiday themed pony to be cranky around holiday time.

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>>25743992
>not getting the joke

>>25743992
Maybe it's another holiday and not Christmas, that's why she's grumpy.

Christmas horse secretly loathes other holidays

>>25743992
We didn't give her a special talent or cutie mark.

>>25743992
She had a mental break after realizing her special talent is usable literally one day of the year and has perpetually angry at life ever since.

>>25744043
Pa-The-Thic
really

>>25743992
maybe she never got that train she wanted as a filly

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>>25743872
>>25743906
>>25743916
>>25743933
>>25743934
>>25743961
>>25743992

>'That's one annoyance dealt with. Now to see who decided to bother me.'
Turning the note over, Holiday Special sees a fancy wax seal on the envelope. It looks like cheap imitation gold, with a six-pointed purple star inset.
>'Oh, look. A letter from the pretty purple princess of sucking Celestia's ponut. What in Tartarus does SHE want?'
Holiday Special tears the envelope open and makes a half-hearted attempt at reading the fancy-pants writing on the fancy-pants paper stuffed inside.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5S8HGcPDR4

>>25744161
Implying we understand that bullshit.

>>25744161
Don't tell me what to do you fucking purple horse.

>>25744161
Is she really trying to get onto US for other ponies being worthless sacks of shit?

>>25744161
Fuck that asshole, chew up the note burn it and bury the remains in the backyard.

>>25744161
Thrice blasted tyrant putting us down!
We should go give her a piece of our mind!

>>25744161
Dumb ass purple horse why should be socialise with others just because she wants it

>>25744161
Viva las Pegasus?

>>25744161
Let's go to her castle
let's stand up in front of her
and let's break her stupid note right there

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>>25744192
>>25744212
>>25744216
>>25744222

Holiday Special struggles not to crumple and detonate the letter right there.
>'That purple bitch has SOME nerve trying to order me around. She gets a fake plastic crown and a private ceremony surrounded by her dyke squad and she suddenly thinks she can order every pony around?! I'll show her not to try and pull rank with THIS mare!'
Holiday Special throws the door to her house open and marches outside.
The mailpony is still out there.
"Hey, you little harlot! You owe me for delivering your dag-blasted letter! I didn't hobble over here as fast as I could to have a door slammed in my face!"

>>25744330
Who does this faggot think he's messing with fuck his shit up

>>25744330
Postage is paid by the sender, I'm not paying to receive nonsense from the princess.

>>25744330
Pull his bags off and dump them on the ground.

>>25744330
Crumple up the letter, drag the mail-pony forward and force the letter down his throat. There, he still has it, we don't need to pay for any damn thing.

>>25744330
Alright, I guess I owe you a tip.

Flip him upside-down with magic.

Loser

>>25744330
Get the purple princess shit who hired you to deliver the letter to pay you, I didn't want this shit.

>>25744330
Show ass.

Tell him to kiss it.

>>25744330
Why the hell would we pay for a letter that's just insulting us?

>>25744330
Hobble back to the one that sent this letter and get them to pay you!

>>25744330
Ask him what the fuck he's going to do about it. Nothing? Thought so.

Take it up with your sender, you chucklefuck.

>>25744330
Throw the bits in his face.

>>25743992
Holiday Special is ONLY happy on the holidays. That's what makes it special.

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>>25744345
>>25744361
>>25744365
>>25744376
>>25744404
>>25744546


>"You want me to pay? Alright, grandpa, I'll stamp your postage first, THEN I'll go deal with the book horse. Let's go!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT-1L_WxYus

>>25744642
Woah.
Okay.

>>25744642
>flirt

>>25744642
Are there fight mechanics here?
How's this gonna work.

>>25744642
That animation is fucking sweet.

>>25744642
It's fucking on!

Go, Hliday Special, use Mean Look!

>>25744642
Use sand attack.

>>25744642
That fag is gonna have a bad time
let's go
Act
Insult

>>25744680
This.

>>25744642
Screech.

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>>25744642
Post PayPal and $100 if you're fast enough. Go, I'm bleeding to help pony fans.

>>25744642
Horn Drill

No mercy

>>25744642
POCKET SAND
O
C
K
E
T

S
A
N
D

>>25744642
Thrash

>>25744642
Hidden Power!

>>25744732
>>25744680
>>25744688
THIS

>>25744824
we know you are samefagging, anon

>>25744642
FUCK HIM UP !

>>25744642
>>25744365
This

>>25744642
Fight - Sand attack

>>25744642
Cast spell; POCKET SAND

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>>25744670
Ever play Pokemon? It's kind of like that, except instead of some grand adventure full of peril and excitement, you're an angry horse beating up your neighbors.

>>25744708
Who do I look like, GlacierCear?

>>25744680
>>25744688
>>25744732
>>25744824
>>25744924

HOLIDAY SPECIAL uses SAND-ATTACK!
But the MAILPONY has glasses... It's not very effective...
MAILPONY uses LETTER SHURIKEN!
It hits 1... 2... 3 times!

>'Ow! Since when can envelopes do that?!'

>>25744953
Dick.

Throw holiday ornaments.

>>25744953

>RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

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>>25744953

>'Okay, what now?'

>>25744953
Let the fires of our rage fuel our magic and use ember.

>>25744953
Outrage

>>25744953
use psychic

>>25744970

Smack down

>>25744970
>Magic
>Seismic Toss

>>25744970
FIGHT, USE STOMP
NO MAGIC, WE NEED TO USE OUR HOOVES ON THIS ONE

>>25745018

Soo, DynamicMiss then? (lol at dynamicpunch accuracy)

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>>25744986
Plz money target.

>>25744970
Horn attack!

>>25745044

>not Megahorn

>>25744970
Your signature move!

Present

>>25744970
metronome

What are our moves?
We should know ice beam or something since we've got that holiday theme going

>>25745095

>disregard ice beem

>aquire No Guard and Sheer Cold

>Kill everything.

>>25745095
Better yet what's our ability?
I say defiant

>>25745073
>hand him a gift
>he opens it
>our hoof pops out to nail him with an uppercut
>we meet his gut with a flying kick from offscreen

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>>25744986
>>25745005
>>25745014
>>25745018
>>25745036
>>25745044
>>25745054

>FIGHT

>'I have 4 physical attacks and 4 magical ones, because 4 of both JUST AIN'T ENOUGH!'

>>25745155
horn attack

>>25745155
STOMP HIS ASS

>>25745155

>not having a way to hit ghost types.

>fucking impial the basterd and piece the heavens

>>25745155
Fine use stomp on that dumb ass

>>25745155
Stomp his old bones.

>>25745183
>implying we'll be running into ghost types while we beat up our neighbors
>implying this is exactly like pokemon
>implying we don't have a magic attack that can hit a ghost type

>>25745155
Horn attack

>>25745155
He's old and frail so physical attacks would be best.

>>25745155
Stomp!

Then his still alive, show us that magical attacks!

You better have something like
Spite
Swagger
Zen headbutt
Eruption

>>25745155
>>25745252
>no Glare

>>25745252
>Spite
lmaoing at ur life

>>25745281
>>25745252
Or mean look

Or both

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>>25745182
>>25745186
>>25745203

HOLIDAY SPECIAL uses STOMP!
MAILPONY flinched!

>>25745304
STOMP HIS ASS AGAIN

>>25745304
Horn atatck

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>>25745304
I keked heartitly

>>25745304
Hue.
Continued stomping!

>>25745304
REPEAT STOMP REPEAT STOMP

>>25745304
Pocket Sand!

>>25745304
But I wanted to see her magical moves...

STOMP

>>25745304
REMOVE GLASSES
POCKET SAND

>>25745386
>>25745354
this

Stomp some more.
Drink delicious, delicious XP.

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>>25745315
>>25745325
>>25745331
>>25745381
>>25745450

>'Second verse, same as the first, soon this guy will need a hearse!'

"OwowowOW! Uncle, UNCLE! I give up, please stop!"

>>25745487
Take his bits as a reward, level up STR, and move on.

>>25745304
Magic

>>25745487
That'll teach him to expect bits from us.

Onward to bugging the princess.

>>25745487
Who's the harlot now you fuck?
Take his damn nerd glasses and stomp them too.

>>25745487
Repeat Stomp. He hasn't had enough yet.

>>25745487
Become the Princess of stomp, that'll show that Twilight girl!

>>25745515
This

>>25745487
>que battle end theme, gain 55 exp, acquire 200 P

>>25745487
kill
no mercy

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>>25745562

>Pokemon battle
>Not Earthbound
lol dropped

>>25745515
Thissun

>>25745517
>>25745562
Lets not waste any more attacks on the easiest enemy.

>>25745575
pokemon battles are better baka desu senpai

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>>25745487
Let him go? If we keep going the way things are now....We're going to bite it if Celestia gets involved.

>>25745603
>>25745570
When did you think you were in control?

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>>25745515
>>25745517
>>25745532

Holiday Special ignores the old ponies pleas for mercy and stomps his glasses in half. The mailpony passes out from the shock, providing Holiday Special with ample time to mug him, as well.

>'The bandages for those letter wounds won't pay for themselves!'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFch6XO5I_c


HOLIDAY SPECIAL won the fight!
HOLIDAY SPECIAL leveled up to LV. 11!
HOLIDAY SPECIAL gained 20 BITS!
HOLIDAY SPECIAL learned GLARE!
HOLIDAY SPECIAL didn't need to forget a move because having to forget how to do basic tasks is FUCKING STUPID!

>>25745687
>Renegade

>>25745687
Onwards, giant cunt!

>>25745687
>HOLIDAY SPECIAL didn't need to forget a move because having to forget how to do basic tasks is FUCKING STUPID!
Many laughs were had.

>>25745687
Whoo, take that morality!
Now lets go return that letter to sender.

>>25745687
yeaaaaah boys, we sure showed him, uh, whatever it was were showing him!

so now what's our goal? are we gonna go fuck up princess sparkle bitch for trying to tell us what to do?

>>25745687
The princess never said that we had to make friends with good ponies.

>>25745687
let's go the castle and stomp that princess

>>25745687

paraflinch combo. top kek

>>25745687
We should go 'befriend' Twalot by smacking her upside the noggin

>Implying Twilot isn't lvl 179 and has all the psy/fairy/air attacks

>>25745810

>iplying you cant just use the FEAR combo

>>25745810
You can do anything if you're angry enough!

>>25745810
Yes, but she's also garbage at combat with anything that's not at least 3 stories tall.

Just look at her attempts to fight Starlight.

We're not going to get past the Fire/Dragon Lvl. 16 Spike though. He has fucking flamethrower.

>Implying we can defeat the Missingno Ponk

>>25745846

>glare

>stomp until dead.

>problem solved

>>25745768
she's level 50, probably
>>25745687
let's trot to the castle!

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>>25745824
>Implying our level 11 protag can beat a legendary
We need to grind!

>>25745861

>get 255 rare candys.

>>25745893

>fear kills anything not imnue endevor. do i REALLY have to explain the combo?

>>25745894
>eating rare candies
>ever
baka desu senpai

>>25745894
But then we won't get any benefits from EVs

>>25745894
>crippling your stats
lad

>>25745937

idiots realize EVS can stil leffect your stats at level 100. max level, THEN grind EVS

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>>25745913
>Implying our adorable character can learn Fear

>>25745973
Is that new?

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>>25745706
>>25745712
>>25745728
>>25745749
>>25745768
>>25745871

Feeling a little better that she's worked some of her frustrations out, Holiday Special continues on her 'merry' way through Ponyville. The walk to Princess I-Know-Everything-Except-How-To-Get-Rutted's castle takes about a half an hour, but before long the single-minded unicorn can see the gag-inducing crystal pile of manure rising up in front of her.
>'What an eyesore... The old library was so much nicer.'
Holiday Special trots up to the door, only to find it locked.

>>25745995

been around since gen 4

>>25746000
Angry knocking.

>>25746000
Get in through window.

>>25746000
Kick that shit in.

>>25746011
*5

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Pretend to be there to make "friends".

>>25746000
stomp door

>>25746000
TAKE
DOOR
DOWN

>>25746032

Gen 3 if you wanna get tecchnical (although ONLY for deoxys)

>>25746000
get in through window
you feel a weird sensation, something about 3 repeating numbers, but it quickly passes

>>25746000
You feel a power of repeating digits....

Kick the door down with determination.

>>25746000
Knock knock you little shit

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>>25746014
>>25746017
>>25746051
>>25746065
>>25746176
>>25746382

Holiday Special knocks.
A little too hard.
With her fist.
Can she even make a fist?
Whatever. The point is that one of the pretty purple princess' doors is now lying in the hallway. Somewhere further in the castle, Holiday Special hears sounds of surprise and confusion, followed by the swift sound of hoofsteps (she thinks) coming her way.

Dubs decide.
Odd dubs = Spike
Even dubs = Twalot
Trips or higher = Spike AND Twalot

>>25746482
I don't feel like spending an hour rolling for dubs.

>>25746482
rawl

>>25746482
ohshit.jpeg

>>25746482
roll

>>25746499
wew

>>25746499
damn that was fast.
Good job, anon.

>>25746482
Stomp Slipe like the doormat he is

>>25746482
>>25746499
walk past babby dragon

>>25746482
rolle

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>>25746496
>>25746499
Get rekt nurd.

>>25746499
The hoofsteps coming towards Holiday Special are smaller and faster than she expected.
>'Maybe that fat pig lost some weight.'
As the pattering gets louder, a small purple shape comes rushing down the main hall to meet Holiday Special. When he spots her, he comes to a slow stop, a surprised look on his face.
"Uhh... Who are you?" the pipsqueak asks, obviously confused.

>>25746622

>ultima.

>proble solved

>>25746622
Where's your owner?

>>25746622
You should know, your princess just sent me a letter about how I needed 'friends' or some malarkey.

>>25746622
Say you're here to return something that got delivered to your house by mistake.

>>25746622
I AM WHAT YOUR NIGHTMARES HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT!

Lol, JK, I'm here to see twilight, I have something for her

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>>25746622

>>25746622
WHERE IS TWIBLIGHT

>>25746622
flirt

>>25746715
fuck off
>>>/mlpg/

>>25746720
what does flirting have to do with mlpg

>>25746777

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>>25746633
>>25746634
>>25746637
>>25746647

>"Where's your owner?"
The small dragon's stupid clueless face doesn't change.
"My owner? I don't have an owner..."
>"Where's your BOSS!?"
This time he flinches a bit.
"Y-you mean Twilight?"
>"Yes, her. I have something for her. Where is she?!"
The cowering simp steps back a bit.
"Uhhh, Tuh... Twilight! You have a visitor!"
The sound of hoofsteps can be heard once again, coming from the same hallway the dragon came down.
>'Those sound slow and loud enough to be the piggy princess.'
"A visitor?" a familiar female voice echoes. "Spike, it's too late for that. They'll have to come back tomorrow..."
The purple alicorn stops, her eyes widening.
"MY DOOR! Spike, what happened?!"
That's when she sees Holiday Special. Her stupid shocked face twists a bit; her brow is furrowing now.
"You!" she says in an accusatory tone. "You're Holiday Special! Did you kick my door in? ...Is all this about that letter I sent you earlier?!"

>>25746808
You're darn right twiggy piggy

>>25746808
You're damn right it is Porklight!
You think you can send me threats, and then make me pay for them!?

>>25746808
You're god damn right motherfucker.
Sending us shit and expecting us to pay for it.
You're a goddamn princess, pay for your own fucking letters.

>>25746808
>use surprise grenade to knock pig book princess down
>use holiday magic to make spike be flung across room
>than give edgy speech about how friendship is shit

>>25746808
tell her "yes, sorry twiggy piggy" and then leave

>>25746808
*Ahem*
Dear Fucking Twilight
It has come to my attention you have been having difficulties not being a complete loser nerd since you moved to Ponyville. While I understand being a crybaby and a scrub aren't esay to live with, I have heard from you that you though you could somehow meddle in things that are absolutelly none of your buisness on at least one occasion. So fucking make sure I don't get any more stupid-ass letter telling me how to begave and which I was expected to pay for, or I'll be forced to take the is matter up yo myself, because I'm not the pet dog of the Princess. Thanks for understanding so I can have a nice day.
~Go fuck yourself

Special Holiday

>>25746808
Uh yes?

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>>25746821
>>25746834
>>25746839
>>25746910

>"You're damn right it is you fucking porker! I'm a busy mare, I work, I toil, I deal with living in a town that's been disaster central since YOU showed up, and all I ask for is to be left alone, and what do I get? Some geriatric fossil who hasn't been able to get it up since the Eisenhoofer administration comes pounding on my door to deliver this shit, from you, telling me how to live MY life, and then demanding that I pay for the delivery!!"
"He wasn't supposed to-" Twilight protests.
>"You live in a giant fucking diamond! Do you fucking expect me to believe that you can't pay for express mail!?"
"He wasn't supposed to charge you-"
>"I know you like pretend you can run this whole town since you've lived here for a couple of years and you taught a pack of retarded politicians how to wrap up winter correctly, but let me tell you something: I don't respond well to threats!"
"I didn't threaten you!" the fat princess barks.
>"I have your letter right here! 'Please see to it that this doesn't continue, or I'll have to take this matter up with Princess Celestia!'
"Because you can't go around ACCOSTING ponies!"
>"Well guess what? I can write a formal letter too!"
Holiday Special turns her attention to Spike.
>"You! Talking mailbox! Take this down!"
The little dragon looks up at Twilight uncertainly.
>"TAKE THIS DOWN OR I'LL DECK YOU IN THE HALLS!!!"
He immediately conjures up a quill and paper from seemingly out of nowhere. "Okay!"
Holiday Special clears her throat.
>"Ahem... Dear Fucking Twilight..."
The stupid dragon flinches a little. "I-I don't think I'm allowed to write that word."
>"You can write it on the paper or I can write it on your tonsils. Now keep going."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5S8HGcPDR4

>>25747139
Now get him to put it in one of those fancy envelopes, find that mailpony, and then make him deliver it to princess porky and make her pay for your letter.

>>25747139
Now stuff it her mouth and storm out. We're gonna get merry on this shitty town for telling tales.

>One one-way trip to the moon later

Inept really doesn't like twily

>>25747209
This.

>>25747246
We're the ones telling Holly to be an asshole to her.

>>25747273
I wonder what would have happened if we'd just reacted reasonably.

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>>25747139
God I hate this style of character.

Continue.

Now Celestia comes here and banishes SH to the moon.
That was one quick quest.

>>25747355
I'm assuming Celestia comes and issues the ultimatum next.

>>25747302
we get possessed by nightmare forces and twilight has to kill us

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>>25747209
>>25747250

Pleased with her work, Holiday Special trots up to the good little stupid dragon and takes the letter.
>"Mmm... You even fixed all the typos. Good job, pipsqueak. Now to deliver it!"
Then she turns and stuffs the letter in the purple bookworm's mouth.
"MMMNRF!!"
Smiling with satisfaction, Holiday Special turns to leave, trotting out with all the poise and arrogance of a princess herself.

>>25747736
Lets go home and take a nap.

>>25747736
Await anal reckoning soon to begin.

>>25747736
First stop: the post office. Time to make it clear that we aren't taking anymore pay on delivery packages.

>>25747773
Yup.

>>25747736
Think about how all might have a grudge against us and report us to some fat princess. Squealers get the Holiday Special.

>>25747139
>"TAKE THIS DOWN OR I'LL DECK YOU IN THE HALLS!!!"

Sides are currently in orbit.

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>>25747751
>>25747763
>>25747773
>>25747781

Unfortunately, Holiday Special doesn't get very far before she's lifted off the floor by an invisible force.
>"What-HEY! Let me go you fat bitch!"
"Mrrn FRRR! Rmmnr... mrrm..."
The nerd princess takes a moment to pull the letter out of her mouth, which is surprising since you expected her to scarf it down like everything else that winds up in it, up to and including Celestia's ass. Then she and her five chins turn to Holiday Special angrily.
"You see?" she scolds. "This is EXACTLY what I meant in my letter! There's a difference between wanting to be left alone, and lashing out at everypony around you! As soon as somepony says or does something you don't like, you attack them! That kind of behavior is unacceptable in any civilized society!"

>>25747888
Your FACE is unacceptable in civilized society!

>>25747888
Well if ponies would actually fucking leave me alone, we wouldn't have this problem.

>>25747888
Fuck off back to canterlot you prissy cunt.

>>25747888
We haven't attacked her. She's not in the corner crying like a little bitch yet.

>>25747900
This sick burn right here.

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>>25747900

>>25747888
Call her brother a fucboi

>>25747888
Maybe if those ponies would actually leave me alone none of this would happen. How fucking horrible do I have to be before you take the hint. Don't talk to me, don't look at me, don't even think about me, just leave me alone!

>>25747985
I bet she'll start fucking singing

>>25747903
this

>>25748009
twilight or holiday?

>>25748037
Twalot

>>25748009
If she does we should start singing death metal.

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>>25747900
>>25747922
>>25747935
>>25747903
>>25747985
>>25748027

>"Your FACE is unacceptable in civilized society!"
The dragon visibly recoils. "Ouch." he mutters.
Ten-Ton Twilight and Holiday glare at each other for a moment, before the alicorn sighs and shakes her head.
"What am I going to do with you...?"
>"Just leave me alone! All I want is for you, your circleshlick brigade, and the rest of the retards and rejects in this town to leave me alone - ESPECIALLY that crazy pink one that never shuts the fuck up! That's how you can get me to play nice: Don't talk to me, don't look at me, don't even think about me! Just leave. Me. ALONE!!!"
Twilight stares at Holiday Special for a long moment, before finally having the courtesy to put her down.
"Alright." she says simply.
>"Huh?
"I can arrange that, if it's what you really want."

>>25748184
Oh, okay.

>>25748184
I see where this is going.
I see through your deception.

>>25748184
There something suspicious about the way she said that.

>>25748184
This had better not be an attempt to teach us some stupid lesson.

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>>25748184
This doesn't sound quite right...

Kick her ass some more

>>25748184
Lemme guess...

>>25748184
You're gonna try to fuck with me by giving me exactly what I asked for by making nopony even give me the time of day and then you'll force me to crawl back to your fucking hooves and apologize so I learn some sort of lesson, aren't you? Do I look like the other illiterate retards living in this town? This shit won't fly with me, Twatlight.

>>25748184
I ain't falling for your traps Princess. I know how this works. tomorrow I wake up and I'm a ghost or something.

>>25748184
Don't be casting any of your faggot magic spells on us in an attempt to teach us some faggot lesson.

>>25748184
SO JUST DO IT!!!

>>25748184
Ah fuck it, if it keeps us as FAR away from pink diabetes I'm in

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>>25748216
>>25748220
>>25748233
>>25748239
>>25748244

Holiday Special narrows her eyes at the not-at-all-narrow princess.
>"Oh, really? Lemme guess: You're going to cast a spell on me to turn me into a ghost or something?"
"Of course not!" Twilight responds, seemingly offended.

>>25748212
>>25748218
>>25748237

>"Then... Are you going to have every pony in town totally ignore me like I'm not even there, so that I learn some stupid faggoty lesson about the importance of socializing and then come crawling back to you or something?'
"Good guess, but no." Twilight answers.

>>25748197
>>25748265
>>25748273

Holiday Special can't think of any other schemes, so finally she shrugs.
>"Okay, Princess Pudge, whatever it is, just do it already! If it'll keep me far away from that pink lunatic, then count me in."
"I'm glad we're in agreement." Twilight answers, not looking glad at all. Deceitful bitch. "I'll get right on making the necessary arrangements; as for you, I'd appreciate it if you leave. Preferably without breaking anything else in my castle, please."

>>25748415
Banishing me from Equestria?

>>25748415
Ask one final question?And that being about banishment.

>>25748415
Can we still wrestle with local wildlife? I'd like to see our mare kick some timberwolf ass or something.

>>25748415
>Preferably without breaking anything else in my castle, please
sounds like somepony wants one less intact window in their foyer

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>>25748415
Going to the moon! Moon ride! Moon ride!

>>25748415
Out through the front.
We'll play along, for now.

>>25748415
Kick Spike before we leave.

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>>25748511

>>25748511
Aww c'mon, he gets enough shit.

>>25748511
>>25748547
Don't care,make Spike into a bloody mess.

>>25748555
Nigga we won't even get out the door at this rate.

>>25748415
Alright, leave. Go back home.

>>25748415
>>25748511
Nah. The talking mailbox served his purpose, no need to kick him. After all, we're a reasonable mare. In fact, stop at him, glare down, and then pat him on the head. If everyone else in the world acted like the slave we'd be fine and dandy.

>>25748580
How about we poke Spike in the chest in a threatening manner.

we could throw him through a window
then we've caused more property damage and we've hurt spike

>>25748599
I likr this idea

>>25748599
Bump

>>25748631
That seems great.
And we can go home as well,waiting for banishment to the Mun

>>25748599
Yeah, if everyone just did as they were told like Spock or whatever his name is things would be much better.
Heck, if we were a princess there'd be far less bullshit causing property damage in town.

>>25748611
This is best. Spike is not our enemy

>>25748599
This.

>>25748720
wait didn't read >>25748599
fuck you >>25748611
were doing this >>25748599

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>>25748427
>>25748449
>>25748469

Holiday Special gets a sinking feeling in her stomach.
>"Oh fuck, I'm getting banished aren't I? Where are you sending me? The Moon? It's always the Moon. Or a dungeon. Or... Oh, Celestia, a dungeon ON the Moon?!"
Tubby Sparkle sighs. "You're not getting banished to the Moon, or a dungeon."
>"Oh really? Sweet."
Satisfied with that answer, Holiday Special turns to leave, but she pauses for a moment when she locks eyes with the little dragon.

>>25748511
>>25748528
>>25748547
>>25748555
>>25748580
>>25748599
>>25748611
>>25748639
>>25748652

Holiday Special is conflicted.
On the one hoof, the dragon DID do what she asked.
On the other, hurting him would anger book horse.
Then again, she DID say Holiday wouldn't get banished; punting the twerp like a hoofball might make her change her mind...

>>25748680
>>25748720
>>25748729
>>25748749

With a sigh, Holiday Special grudgingly pats Speck on the head before she leaves.

>>25748776
BREAK SOMETHING

>>25748776
Exit gracefully by levitating the door up and slamming it behind us.

>>25748776
Say in a fake posh accent to annoy Pig Sparkle
"I bid you two morons a good day."

>>25748776
Sing festive songs obnoxiously loud all the way through town.

>>25748815
No, even better, smash the other half of the door outwards

>>25748776
leave and take spike with you
having someone that obeys you is just what you need to make this day not complete shit

>>25748815
Upside down.

>>25748838
This

>>25748845
Nah. I want to leave the little spick really confused. We can kidnap him later.

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>>25748838
I second this!

>>25748838
If quads this would've been perfect.

>>25748838
Catch any fruit or vegetables thrown at us with our magic. Saves any need to go shopping for the day.

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>>25748866
>>25748877

So how long does it take for OP to make an image?

>>25748961
Quite a while but he delivers.

>>25748961
A week

>>25748838
>>25748815
this