>Be anon >you were on a date with octavia >now you are

>>25746742
I need more info.
what was the date?
how long has the relationship lasted?

>>25746742
Ask if you can smell her feet.

>>25746742
dump her

>no hooves

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Leave her for the horse

>>25746742
>walking her home
>on 4th date
what a whore

>>25746766
you took her out to a fancy restaurant and then on a romantic swan ride you have been dating her for a couple of months now and you can really tell that she digs you

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>>25746789
This guy.

>>25746801
I'd spill my spaghetti.

>>25746819
at the restaurant or the in
bedroom?

>>25746742
"So you fakkin' cummin' in the or wot you dozy twonk?"
>Finally! This could be it!
"Oy oy. 'old up squire - you got any johnnies on yer?"
"Any - what?"
"RUBBER JOHNNIES MATE, you know - wot yoo put on the end of yer old man."
"Oh! Er, I..."
"Oh ho! Forgit it if you ent got any johnnies, sunshine. I ain't 'aving your fakking spunk all over me guts gettin' me up the duff! Dearie me, no wai!"
"I can go get some? There's a drug store..."
"Drugs? Drugs is for later, mate - we wont a chemist. Get your arse dahn there then and pick up a packet of three!"
"OK."
"And dunt be orl nite abaht it, it's bin that long since I 'ad a good shaggin' that me gash has nearly healed up, knowotImean?"
>They said romance was dead.
>They lied.

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>>25747054
God, how I love Chavtavia.

>>25746835
one really long noodle falling out of my pocket the entire time

>>25746742
nobody?
really?
well okay then, il do it

>rape

>>25746742
Nothing because she's wearing lipstick.

>>25746742
>make sweet love for the sole purposes of bonding and procreation
maybe rough

>>25746742
That art would be a top-tier qt, if not for those horrid lips.

>>25746742
>rape

>>25747334
>First spoiler
That's disgu-
>Second spoiler
Carry on, then.

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>>25746742
>octavia wearing short shorts

>>25747334
>>25747401
>>25747423
Both of dis
and it's her fetish

Orbtavia crotchboob expansion

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>>25746742
Wonder why I'm dating a fucking gross alien creature instead of her 2qt3.14-4u horse counterpart.

>>25746789
My man.

>>25750103
>>25748923
treblebutt orbtavia

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>>25750158
>>25748923
Is this some fresh new meme I'm unaware of?

Do I even want to know?

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>>25746801
>fourth date
>dating for a couple of months

>>25747054
Out of curiosity where did you pick up the Chav language? Are you a Britbong or do you have a Chav-thesaurus.

https://derpibooru.org/1000133

>>25746742
>rape

>>25746742
punch her in the vagina

>>25750623
I'm a Britbong, innoi. When I write little Ochavia stories she speaks in an exagerrated way... but not by that much!

>>25746742
bump

>>25750602
My kinda girl.

Clingy girls are so tiresome.

A-are there a-any greens of Octavia cum inflation?

Is there a collection for every Octavia thread?