I want to date/hookup/friends with a pegasister. I want to be

>>25668394
I knew one of those, but she graduated and moved away
She looked a bit rough, but a vagina is a vagina

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>>25668394
>3dpd
Why don't you 'tfw no gf' over thata' way, faggot
>>>/r9k/

Femanon here, and I can confirm they're pretty rare. As one myself I've only ever found one more, and even then they only became interested after I showes them boast busters.

INB4 no grills on the internet

>>25668484
You gay?

>>25668394
>pegasister
I met a qt at my work that's one. I've tried multiple times to get together with her, not just for the pone thing but becuase I want fuck her. Never works though, I think it's the age difference is what turns her off(her 29, me 22). Pagasisters are rare, just find yourself a nice Whovian or Potterhead that will accept your autism if you accept hers

>>25668511
Well, I AM on /mlp/...

>>25668394
Try going outside and interacting with people.

Have you considered getting mauled by a dog? Apparently that might work
>>25666367

>girls only want a step up from their lot in life
>coming in at their own level will not land you a chic

hide your damn power level, always

>>25668484
ay bby, wan sum fuk?

>>25668543
Has not proved effective

>>25668528
T or A?

>>25668394
I would actually just like to meat a grill who enjoys FiM, period. We wouldn't have to date. It would just be nice to know someone who likes the show.

>>25668394
I feel you... I want the same

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>>25668394
>be me
>have a gf who likes pone
>she also likes pone porn
>or at least doesn't mind looking at it with me
>even watching and laughing at that shitty live action porno together
>she wants >lewd activities more than I do to the point of being kind of annoying
>only downsides
>actually does have diagnosed autism
>she's a pretty heavy christfag
>anal and oral only til marriage
>wants to have as many kids as is possible in her lifetime
>tfw

>>25669514
>>anal and oral only til marriage
The lengths of delusions these fucking morons will go to to protect their retardism

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>>25669514

Your gf wants lewd activities all the time because she likes you and wants to have a relationship with you, you doofus.

Also,

>porn
>pre-marital sex

Hope you enjoy divorce.

>Christian girl

And you'll have lost the best girl you'll ever find. Good luck with the degenerate, materialistic, amoral sluts you'll find in today's world.

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>>25668394
>Mfw my pony SS is a grill.
>Mfw we're becoming friends.
>Mfw we're going to be pen pals.
>Mfw be jealous.

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>>25669767
>Your gf wants lewd activities all the time because she likes you and wants to have a relationship with you, you doofus.

Doesn't gf mean we are already in a relationship?
It isn't like I say anything to her about it, I keep my annoyance when I am annoyed to myself.

>porn and pre-marital sex leading to divorce
>pic related

>>25669828

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/8226959/Couples-who-dont-have-sex-before-marriage-are-happier-study-claims.html

http://marriagegems.com/2010/04/02/porn-use-increases-infidelity-divorce/

Also,

>what do you mean she wants a relationship? She's already my gf.

Oh dear, it's worse than I thought.

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>>25669969
>marriagegems
Dat blatant agenda.

>legitimate question
>Oh dear, it's worse than I thought.
>picture related
Got me for a post there but you laid it on at little too thick that time.

>>25669514
>I'm a Christmas
>Sodomy is ok

>>25669790
How'd you even contact her? Santa Pone didn't give out email addresses.

>>25670067

>dismissing an argument based on where it came from

Genetic fallacy.

When was the last time you took your girlfriend out to dinner, or to a movie, or did something nice for her just to show her that you give a fuck about her outside of being one of your means of sexual gratification? The fact that she's sticking with you despite knowing that you jerk off to horse girls must mean that she really fucking likes you. You wonder why she wants to mess around so much? Because she wants you to be attracted to HER, to desire HER, to be faithful to HER, not ponies on the fucking computer screen. It sounds like she doesn't even want to have sex before marriage, but you pressured her until she partway gave in. Women want men who will take care of them and their children and be faithful to them and their children, and it sounds like you aren't worth a damn t b h

>>25670385
I don't think you know what a fallacy is.

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>>25670385
>It sounds like she doesn't even want to have sex before marriage, but you pressured her until she partway gave in.
>you pressured her until she partway gave in.
>pressured her

>>25670385
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1448133929705.webm

>>25668484
Why don't you poop, loser?

>not even autistic
>post on /mlp

it's because your a bad liar anon.

>>25668394
I try not to give advice I don't follow, since I think cons are gay, but your best bet would be meeting one at a con.

>>25668394
I achieved the impossible dated girl for year before she found out about my power lvl, she started watching. She now comes over to discuss the show / watch with me, she made me a vinyl scratch scarf, and more. Two years on now were engaged and getting married when she finishes school.

If i can do it anon anyone can do it.

>>25669514
sir i think you done goofed
>literally autistic
>christfag
>wants to have kids
all these deal breakers

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I didn't ask for this

>tfw had a pond loving gf
>tfw she was 10/10 qt
>tfw she was pone artist
>tfw pony art was 10/10
>tfw she didn't think her pony art was great
>tfw she thought my encouragement was sweet
>tfw we would laugh about pony
>tfw we would talk about pone
>tfw when it was over skype
>tfw it was long distance
>tfw halfway across the world (Lithuania)
>tfw promises were made to meet
>tfw it's taking forever
>tfw she wants to break up
>tfw she wants to stay friends
>tfw haven't talked to her since breakup
>tfw contacts me a year later
>says she wants to catch up on things
>tfw her relatives live in murine so she lives near now
>tfw when crying of happyness
>tfw trying to respond
>tfw Skype is a bitch and doesn't send response
>tfw she thinks I hate her cause she believes I'm ignoring her
>tfw she blocked me
>tfw...tfw

>>25671254
Here I am with a gf that I can play vidya with, talk pony with, cuddle with, and have sex with while being an equal and partner. And all I have to deal with is some high functioning autism. Seems worth it to me.

We have a mutual agreement not to try to convert each other so it never actually comes up.

Remember the anal and oral only bit.
The kids thing only comes in after marriage.

>>25671518
>I'm totally a Christian
>So only fuck me in the ass and blow loads down my throat
>What's sodomy? Why would that be wrong?

>>25671408
just make another account and fucking add her again

>>25671540
I didn't say I didn't think that particular thing she thinks wasn't hypocritical considering the rest of the beliefs and rules of Christianity.
I'm not about to defend it as making sense in any way shape or form.
Just, what reason do I have to say anything to her about it?
It would go against our agreement and it would only piss her off.