Carrot Top thread?

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top carrot

>>25594968
YOU TRY YOUR BEST BUT IT'S JUST NOT THERE

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>>25594968

Carrot horse is a great horse

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>>25594968
Carrot Top's a good horse.

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My kind of thread.

>>25596887
Lewd as all fuck

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>>25597520
Carrots are very lewd.

>>25594968
bump for more cute horse

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top cute

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Why would you stop posting about this sexy pony?

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Carrot pon a qt, needs more love!

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>>25600793
Cannibal

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>>25601020
Look at that face

Tell me, how can you care about cannibalism when she has that lovely little face?

more like Carrot Top tier.

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Carrot pone needs more love.

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>>25603585

These are the truest words ever spoken. Have some more Best Horse.

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For reference, Carrot Top is also Best Velociraptor

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Also, best plant/seapony hybrid

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>>25605015

Also also, best alicorn

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>>25605044
>crop turnover increases a thousandfold
everyday is now harvest day

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Also also also, best mothpony

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>>25605093
The cute would overwhelm the terror. Eventually.

Ok so this is now a Carrot fetish thread

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You called?

>>25605184
pls no

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>>25605306
that is really cute

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>>25605284
Goodness, just look at that beautiful face

How come she doesn't get orders of magnitude more love!?

We need a writefag

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>>25609903
That's way too cute

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No writefags yet?

>>25613140

None yet...

Here, though, have a few FIMFic stories while we wait and see:

Best sweet/heartwarming Carrot Top fic:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/68038/going-up

Best comic Carrot Top fic:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/166904/bitter-harvest

Best sad Carrot Top:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/170599/shoots-and-roots

>>25613242
Thanks based anon

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Boop!

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Any good Carrot Top romance fics out there?

>>25615328
That's why I'm looking for a writefag

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carrot pone is nice

Carrot Pone is for sex

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>>25615964
so true

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>You are Carrot Top
>Your actual name was Golden Harvest but you'd been given the nickname years ago as a joke and it had stuck ever since
"Besides it's not like it's untrue" you think, running a hoof through your unruly, orange curls
>You weren't outside working the fields today
>Instead you were holed up inside your cottage, pressed against a window, eyeing the newest terror to arrive in Equestria
>Anonymous the human
>Just hearing his name made you feel ill
>Sure he hadn't actually done anything wrong since arriving in Equestria
>There'd been no reports of injuries, vandalism or general mischief attributed to him
>In fact all he'd asked for since arriving in Equestria was a small plot of land near the outskirts of Ponyville
>Right next to your own land
>You grimace. Good farmland, perfect for growing carrots, that you'd had your eyes on for years; given to a disgusting alien
>Over time the ponies of Ponyville grew used to his presence, relived that for once ,it seemed, a new arrival in Ponyville wasn't trying to kill them
>Fools
>You knew better than all of them
>You saw through Anon's facade
>You'd seen him tilling his land, pretending to be the docile creature everypony thought he was
>But he'd made one critical mistake
>He didn't grow carrots
>I mean really, what farmer didn't grow carrots!?
>Didn't he know that carrots were the most noble and versatile of all vegetables?
>That's when your mission to bring Anon to justice for the crime of... well whatever he's done, became personal
>You spy him sitting beneath a large oak tree and narrow your eyes in suspicion
>What was that monster plotting now?

>You are Anonymous
"I think I'll have soup tonight" you think and settle into a restful doze

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>>25617296
carrot soup

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>>25617376

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>>25617296
what a monster

>>25617396
Keep going dear anon

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carrots are good for your eyes
so stare all you want~

>>25619584
One of the best flanks I've seen so far

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>>25619635
you made her blush

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>>25617296
>He was asleep!
>Now was your chance to find proof that he was evil
>You can imagine the looks on everyponies' face when they find out their perfect Anon is actually evil
>No more "Carrot Top you're being ridiculous", or "Okay this is getting old now" or "For Celestia's sake Carrot it's your aunt's funeral!"
>You'd show them all
>You spy one last look at Anonymous to make sure he's asleep before darting out your backdoor towards his cottage

>You quickly cover the distance to the low stone wall dividing your land and Anon's
>You scramble over the wall and shiver in revulsion at the various rows of plants which greet you
>Anon grew a variety of crops on his land
>Typical new-age farmers, with their newfangled "irrigation" and "crop rotation"
>Your's was a nobler way
>The Harvest family had been growing carrots for 18 generations and this was something that you took great pride in
>So what if you had to make due with nothing but carrots some nights or if your entire crop could be destroyed by an outbreak of disease?
>You were just close to your roots is all
>Like a carrot
>You liked carrots
>You notice an open window into Anon's cottage and seize your chance
>Readying yourself, you launch into a swift run and leap through the air before realising too late that the window was, in fact, closed after all
>You burst through the window and land with a loud thud
>You groan in pain and check for injuries
>Nothing was broken, though you'd likely have some bruises later
>Lousy Anon. Tricking you with his ultra clear windows
>You pull yourself up and find yourself disoriented at the scale of the cottage's interior
>Everything was just so... big!
>You almost wanted to vomit
>You spy a quilt resting on one of the chairs that he'd been knitting
"Huh, what's it made of, evil?" you say aloud
>Upon closer inspection the quilt was, in fact, made of wool
>But everypony knew that wool was the most evil of all fabrics
>You continue your search for something to incriminate Anon

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>>25621749

>or "For Celestia's sake Carrot it's your aunt's funeral!"

I'm dying

>>25621749
>"Huh, what's it made of, evil?" you say aloud
Top kek

>>25605093
Hi Glaze

>>25620377
"Hi Carrot"
"Listen, I know this may sound kinda uncomfortable, but..."
"Can I kiss your flank?"

>>25621749
>You scour the house from top to bottom, finding nothing
>You're about to give up when something catches your eye
>Sitting on top of Anon's mantlepiece was a small, plain chest, no bigger than your hoof
>It wasn't particularly impressive, if anything you only noticed it because of how unremarkable it was
>Still, you felt drawn to it all the same
>Your reach out to grab it when you hear the sound of a lock unlatching
>Anon was back!
>You dart from side to side before remembering your late mother's advice
>"Golden, my daughter, you're not a bright filly and you have no guile in you so I reckon you ought to tackle all your problems head on"
>You'd taken her advice to heart
>Every problem or pony who'd ever given you trouble you made sure to physically tackle
>Sure a lot of the time it didn't help or actively aggravated the situation but who were you to question your late mother's advice?
>With a shrill warcry that would make even the hardiest timber wolf wet itself you throw yourself at the door just as it starts to open, tearing it off its hinges and flattening a shocked Anon beneath it
>You don't stop screaming until you reach the safety of your own home
>You slide all 10 of your locks into place before grabbing some nails and plywood and sealing the door shut
>Can't be too careful with a menace like Anon around after all
"I don't think he saw me" you pant, before slumping to the floor in exhaustion
>You sure hoped you were right

All for tonight

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>>25622925
>Tonight

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Time for vegetables

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The carrots must flow!

I always pictured her as a Maud Flanders type.

>>25622951
y-you too

>>25618707
>filename
kek

>>25622925
>The next morning passed without incident
>At least for the first half anyway
>You were bent over having an avid conversation with a particularly large carrot you'd named Winston, as was the old way, when a shadow fell across the two of you
>You instinctively shield your carrot friend and your eyes shrink to pinpricks as they're met with an unwelcome sight
>Anonymous
>He folds his arms and the two of you stare each other down
>You clear your throat
"M-May I help you" you squeak
>He looks at you in confusion
>"My door..."
"What door?"
>"The one you broke and flattened me with"
"Wasn't me"
>"I saw you!"
"'Nother pony"
>"You and I are the only living things out here for miles!"
>You gasp in shock
"Well what about these guys?" you cry, motioning to your carrots
>"What about 'em?"
"They're alive!"
>"They're carrots!"
"Oh so just because they're carrots they're somehow incapable of breaking into their neighbor's house, seeing his evil chest thingy and breaking down his door!?"
>You gulp as you realise you've given yourself away
>"...You saw that?"
>In a flash he picks you up by the scruff of the neck
"Hey lemme go!" you cry, swinging wildly at him, but none of your hoofs connect
>He presses his face an inch from your own
>"The chest. Did you touch it?"
"What? No I swear I didn't"
>He stares at you, considering what to do with you before sighing and dropping you to the dirt
>"Fix my damn door by sundown tomorrow" he growls before leaning over and tearing Winston up from the dirt
>Or I'll be making carrot soup with your little friend here"

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>>25628666

Winston, NOOO!

Fear not, noble carrot; you shall be avenged...

>>25628666

>>25628666
Satan confirms Carrot Top has a fetish with humans

>>25629870

The only pony uglier than Carrot Top is Twist.

>>25630970
rude

>>25630970
Time to purge

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>>25628666
>You'd tried to make it very clear to local law enforcement just how much of a serious matter this was
>To your indignation, they wouldn't even hear you out, citing numerous false reports from you in the past
>But they were all true! Every single one!
>Or at least you'd thought so at the time
>In any case you were left with no other option but to fix that brute Anon's door
>You were handy enough with tools and, had it been a smaller door, could have had it fixed in a flash
>But the damn thing was just so heavy!
>You couldn't pick it up without almost being crushed
>It was almost sundown when you admitted defeat and began to cry
>Winston could have had an honourable death and been boiled, grated, pureed, steamed, crisped, braised, diced, sliced, or any other of the hundred ways one could prepare a carrot
>But that monster Anon wouldn't even give Winston the honour of cooking him properly!
>He'd probably just eat him raw!
>You're so mired in grief you don't notice Anon's grunts at first
>You turn around and see him straining to move the door in place
>He was bigger and stronger than you but he was struggling all the same
>Knowing that a good farmer never wastes an opportunity you quickly replace the door frame's busted hinges before screwing the door in place
>Anon releases his grip and collapses to the ground in sheer exhaustion, you collapse too; too tired and relieved to care that you were lying right next to your hated nemesis
>The two of you lay there for a few moments before Anon disappears inside for a moment and reappears with Winston
"Winston!" you cry joyfully and hug the carrot to your chest, noticing Anon had tied a rather smart looking bowtie to him
>A joke?
>An apology?
>You frown
"He doesn't like bowties" you deadpan
>You lied, he actually did
>With that you start to trot back home without a word before turning and watching Anon disappear back into his own cottage
>Didn't even say goodnight to you
>What a jerk

>>25634296
>The next morning as you're tending to your beloved carrots you find yourself darting your gaze over to Anon's farmstead
>You see Anon himself bent over harvesting something from the earth
>You couldn't see what exactly, his large frame was in the way
>You didn't know why you cared. It's not as if you were particularly interested in what that brute did in his own time
>Even if he did help you fix his door
>Even if he did give Winston back
>You huff and turn your snout up in the air
>As far as you were concerned you didn't owe him any gratitude at all
>After all what kind of awful pony holds another's carrot hostage?
>As you ponder this you see Anon retreat back to his cottage, several bushels of carrots in each hand
>Since when was Anon growing carrots?
>How dare he!
>Muscling in on your territory know that was your territory?
>Before you know it you find yourself speeding down the hill towards Anon's farm

All for tonight

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>>25634974
This is cute

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More carrots

>>25629870
>>25630911
samefag

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>>25610669
>commissioned by the same guy who commissioned such abomination as the pic related
everything is beyond stupid

>>25636556
Stop hating

>>25594968

Her name is Golden Harvest. Get it fucking right.

>>25636602
stop supporting the soap

>>25636618
So you're one of those "Muffins" fags. >>>/out/

>>25637225

It's literally canon. It's on official Hasbro merchandise as well as third party licensed once. The name Carrot Top doesn't show anywhere.

Why are you headcanon fags so resistant to official info?

>>25637242

>her name is never spoken on the show
>"literally canon"

You realize the comics are just licensed fanfiction and the merch creators are completely separate from the show writers and producers, right? Unless you want to tell me that it's "literally canon" that Celestia was pink until partway through the second season.

>>25637318

The toys have always come first and are the real property. If a first party Hasbro toy calls her Golden Harvest (which they do) then that is her name.

>>25637335

Okay, well, have fun playing with your Lulamoon figurines. Just don't be surprised when the rest of us keep calling her Trixie, and/or using the original toy name as her last name.

>>25637360

She's called Trixie Lulamoon on the merch, which matches the show. Please be trying again.

>>25637375

No, they CHANGED her merch name to "Trixie Lulamoon," just like they changed "Heartstrings" to "Lyra Heartstrings."

If your argument is that merch is primary canon, then she was Lulamoon long before she was Trixie.

>>25637423

And it's Trixie Lulamoon now.

>>25637429
your autistic we get it pls go now