Anon in pone prison #27

Noice one

>Assume the position, prisoner!

Today's the last day of work, then I have tomorrow off. If I get inspiration I can finally write. Been too damn long. Someone give me an idea. Or I could go with the canterlotsky gulag story I was working on before.

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I like this general

>>25579596
man I always love it when I see new art of cookies, makes me kinda wanna draw more of her again...

>>25581286
for his valor, anon is made warden of a prison. this is very prestigious because it's seen as the ultimate way of helping someone who's lost their way. anon has to balance his ideas of a prison vs a pony's. he tries to be as gentle as possible but earns the rep of being the most hardass prison equestria's ever seen.

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Was going to use OP, but this will do.

>You are Cookies n' Cream.
>Toughest guard at Ponyville Penitentiary.
>There was no prisoner you couldn't calm down, no roughhouse you couldn't break up.
>Inmates made sure to say their please's and thank you's when you were on duty.
>It is for these reasons that Warden Fusspot chose you to be the personal chaperone of the infamous Anonymous.
>The convict had chased off all his previous ones with his ill behavior.
>You were the only one to make any progress on rehabilitating him.
>Though, not that much progress.
>He had broken out.
>Again.
>You're currently on your way down to the timeout room to confront him.
>Ooh, he was in for /such/ a tongue-lashing.
>You finally reach the hallway where the timeout room is located.
>The dim hallway terminates in a dead-end where a steel door loomed large.
>Two guards stood on watch on either side of it.
>Despite their environment, they stood steadfast at their positions.
>Good boys.
>Only the toughest ponies were put on this detail.
>Not many could handle the depressing and drab atmosphere of the timeout room.
>Couldn't have them feeling sorry for the inmates and letting them out early.
>But even these guards would eventually be switched out with fresh hooves in 20 minutes.
>The average inmate was only sent there for 10 minutes, 30 at the longest.
>But Anonymous was regularly sent there for a whole hour, sometimes more!
>You give them a salute and they return it.
"I'm here to see the inmate."
>They uncertainly glance at each other.
>"Are you sure that's wise, mam?"
>"He was just arrested. He could be unstable."
"Thank you for the concern gentlemen, but I can handle myself. I've dealt with him before."
>They hesitate for a moment before opening the door with a hiss.
>"If you need help just use the secret knock, mam."
>You nod before heading into the dimly lit room.
>Once you pass the threshold, the door is quickly closed behind you.

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>>25581655
>Your eyes take a few seconds to compensate for the lost of light.
>When they do the figure in the middle of the room becomes clear to you.
>Anonymous was intimidating just on his own but in the Warden's specially made restraint he became frightening.
>His arms were bound in a straitjacket and his legs were shackled with strongest iron known to ponykind.
>His whole body was restrained to a gurney with imported leather straps.
>Topping the ensemble was a muzzle.
>The whole thing was bordered on brutality but the Warden had convinced the Board to approve of it in Anonymous' case.
>Even the formidable human found it uncomfortable.
>Anypony else would have been reduced to a sniveling mess in minutes.
>Anonymous' eyes leer at you from above his muzzle.
>"Good evening, Cookies."
"Anonymous."
>You shrug off your saddlebags and leave them on the floor.
>"I heard you escaped prison again. That was naughty of you."
>You can't see it, but you can practically hear his grin.
>"Mmm yes, it was. What's the big, tough guardpony going to do about it?"
>You drop your brow into a glare that has sent a grown stallion crying for his mommy.
"I'm going to teach you a lesson."
>"Oh, really?"
>With a grunt Anonymous violently jerks his body, snapping the straps from the gurney.
>Then he tugs at his jacket's sleeves until they tear, freeing his arms.
>A kick snaps the chain of his shackles.
>Finally, he rips the muzzle off his face and flings it into a corner.
>Cracking his neck, he grins wildly at you with his arms outstretched.
>"Well then, come on officer. Teach me a lesson!"
>Immediately, you charge at the released criminal before launching yourself...
>...into his big, strong arms.

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>>25581697

>You let out a giggle as he spins you around before cradling you in his arms.
>He leans into you and plants his lips on yours.
>Your eyes flutter closed as your cheeks start to burn.
>The two of you stay like that for several seconds before disconnecting.
>The manic grin on his face has been switched with a gentle smile.
>"Hey, Cookies."
"Hello, Anon."
>You snuggle deeper into the embrace of your stallion.

Should have more later. Going to the movies.

>>25581763
It's gr8 m8. Can't w8 for the next upd8.

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>>25581503
Hmm... I think I can work with that. I'll try for tonight.

Remember when the edition used to be in the name?
I remember.

So guys I was here in the first threads, really fancied that Cookies story, but kinda lost the story. Saw this became a general now, is the story any good?Worth the catch up?

>>25582385
Yeah, it's a classic.

>>25582385
Definitely. Check mythd's pastebin.

>>25582303
I knew I fucked something up

>>25582598
Nah, don't worry.
There is always a next thread.

Where is the green. I hunger for stories of cuddly pony penal systems

I wonder how many rooms Bluebird can manage.
Pretty great so far.

>>25584711
Lewd.

>>25584711
>>25585225
Get cuddled, right in the penal zone!

>>25585070
I imagine probably only like, twelve.

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best warden bump

>>25586494
boop

>>25579596

http://steamcommunity.com/search/users/#filter=users&text=Spritejunkee

http://steamcommunity.com/search/users/#filter=users&text=EyeCancer

http://steamcommunity.com/search/users/#filter=users&text=Bluebirdd065

Interesting, interesting...

>>25587405
...Not invasive or creepy at all.

>Bluebird is fellow best state bro.
Neat.

>>25587730

I thought he made it clear he was from Tejas at some point.

Texas Master Race

>>25587730
Well it is public info... Not really anymore creepy than checking out a facebook or looking someone up in the phone book. What's the worst that will happen?

"Here, have a free game."

The tragedy. I guess you could say it's a dick move, but welcome to the 21 century, my man.

>>25571549
>Celestia looks up at you, slightly confused
>"It's not...?"
>...
>Does she have no stamina? A one-n-done? All you did was foreplay at best
>Wait
>What if-?
"Celestia, how do ponies reproduce?"
>She turns beet red
>"H-How indeed... Well... Copulation...?"
>Alright
>So she knows what it is
>That's a start
"And you know how to perform it?"
>She averts her eyes, answering in a tiny voice
>"...belly rubs...?"
>...
>Faust
>Wherever you are
>This shit is ridiculous
>You can't just create an entire fucking world
>And have the populace reproduce through belly rubs
>Like
>How does that even-
"And that produces offspring...?"
>Her face is so hot she might light your pants on fire
>"Y-yes..."
>Alright, you've badgered her enough
"You rub her face comfortingly
"Forgive me. It is simply... Different from human ways."
>She shrinks a little
>"Did I displease you...?"
>Aw fuck
>Reel it in
"No, no. I was simply confused for a moment."
>"How do the humans do it? Do you-?"
"I'm familiar with it. I am more than happy to teach you, if you think you are ready."
>You're still horny as a high school freshman, but...
>You're no Bill Cosby, and you refuse to leave this world a criminal
>...well, you refuse to leave as a sex offender at any rate
>...Is public indecency a sex crime...?
>Whatever
>She has to be okay with it
>You look down at her, awaiting her response
>She's pretty clearly torn
>On one hand, she wants to find out what it's like
>On the other, she's worn out from the rubbing you gave her earlier
>Maybe the noseboop had something to do with it too
>Plus, from her point of view, you're essentially going to be enacting some freaky elder god rite of offering her body to you
>You'd be freaked out too
>Let's decide for her
"Never mind, Celestia. I can see that you are not ready."
>"What?! No, I can! I wish to-!"
>You place a finger over her lips
"We shall try another day. For now, rest."
>She relents, resting her head in your lap again
>"Can we at least cuddle?"

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>>25587405
...Well shit. Serves me right for keeping muh username the same, I suppose.

>>25581763
Been a while since I've seen Cookies, can't wait.

>>25581763
Hurry.
wat movie?

>>25588319
>He doesn't know that Faust said ponies reproduce just like every other mammal.

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>>25588319
>Ponies reproduced by bellyrubs

Oh, so that's why...

>>25579596
>You just stare at the taped up door as you flee into the next room.
>But the pony's not waiting by it.
>And the door's closed.
>You slowly open it.
>The mare's on the bed, gnawing on these ha-hoofcuffs that have her held to the bed.
>Grey coat, white mane.
>She spots you and immediately stops.
>"O-oh, nooo, I'm SOO defenseless right now! It'd be a shame if I were to somehow be taken advantage of, by a big, strong security guard stallion!"
>You just look at her.
>She just stares back.
>"...Uh, that's all I got. So, are you gonna do me, or what?"
>You just shake your head and peek into the bathroom.
>Check.
>Closet?
>Check.
>You come up to the nightstand, and she nudges you with her free hoof.
>"I-if you're not gonna do me, can you at least let me go? I'm... actually kinda stuck..."
>She points a hoof at the ground.
>You look down and see a key.
>After casually picking it up, you unlock the cuff.
>"Th-thanks..."
"Mhmm."
>Nightstand?
>Check.
>"S-say, Anon..."
"Yeah?"
>"Was... was that sexy? D-did you like it?"
>You put a hand to your chin.
>She just awaits your reaction.
"...Yeah, that was pretty good. If I wasn't with Aryanne, I MIGHT have THOUGHT about it."
>"-Aw, yeah! And they said I couldn't pull it off!"
"-What-"
>"-Nothing! Bye!"
>She hops off and leaves the room.
>...Alright.
>Next pony.
>Pink coat and purple mane.
>You walk in, and she follows you.
>Then closes the door.
>Before you can say anything, she looks at you.
>"So, Anon... you cool?"
"Uh... what?"
>She looks from side to side.
>"Y-you know... are you... 'cool'?"
>You just pause.
"I have no idea what you're trying to say here."

>>25587405
So little games...
Must be nice to have a life

>>25588354
bluebird is best writefriend.

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>>25588727
>little
So little LEGAL games...

>>25588783
Y-you too...

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>>25588845
someone say little league?

>>25588869
That's BLACKOUT to you, sir.

>>25588924
i knew i liked you blue. -HS

>>25588354
I added my brother on my blizzard account i'm still worried he will google the username and find some of my pony stuff.

>>25588976
its a dangerous game you are playing anon

>>25588943
Y-you... you t-t-too...

>>25588643
>She huffs.
>"...Just come over here. I can get you a little something..."
>You follow the mare over to the closet.
>She checks her surroundings again for a bit, then opens the closet door.
>There's a stack of chocolate pudding cups in a cardboard box.
>She picks one up and carefully places it in your pocket.
>"So... you're cool... right?"
>...Did she just bribe you with pudding?
>ILLEGAL pudding?
"Yeah... yeah, I'm cool."
>"Good. Now, this never happened. Anypony asks where you got that, just say you found it, alright?"
>You nod.
>It's just pudding, so why do you feel so...
>Wrong?
>She pats your back, and just walks you outside.
>"Let's just call the room clear, alright?"
>You nod.
>"Good. Have a good day, Anonymous."
>She walks to the cafeteria.
>Jesus, that was shady.
>Buuut, you got pudding.
>So it's alright.
>...Hopefully.
>You move onto the next pony.
>Lime green unicorn with a blue mane.
>You walk into the room and pause.
>The room is completely empty.
>You turn to her.
"Uh, why is your room completely cleaned out?"
>She frowns.
>"It's not."
>You turn back to the obviously empty room.
>You decide to humor her for a moment, and casually walk i-
>"WATCH OUT FOR THE TABLE-"
>You trip over something and fall on your face.
>You can hear glass shattering.
>"You broke my vase!"
>You try to pick yourself up, and bump your head.
"OW, SHIT!"
>You rub it, and feel the top of your head.
>You can feel something solid above it.
"The hell is this?!"
>You feel around it.
>Whatever it is, it's fucking INVISIBLE.
>You move away and stand up.
>You hit something with the back of your head.
>It falls and breaks.
>"MY PAINTING!"
>You quickly jump forward and trip again.
>"ANON YOU'RE RUINING MY BED!"
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!!"
>You get tangled up in invisible sheets, fall off the bed, and hit something else.
>"ANON WATCH OUT FOR THE BOOKSHELF!"
>You start getting hit in the face with invisible books.

>>25589235
Calling it now. She turned all her shit invisible so Anon would break it, and then she'll demand either "compensation" or to be allowed to stay in his room too, like the other mare.

>>25589235
We cool, right?

>>25588976
Makes me glad my brother found about the fandom through the thread simulators. He sees me as less of a fag because of the stuff he's seen in those videos.

>>25589235
>They're all hardcover.
>You hear a small creaking noise.
>"ANON-"
>You get crushed by the supposed bookshelf.
>Luckily all it does is knock the wind out of you.
>You grab and lift it back up, then stand.
>You try running towards the door, then trip on what you assume is a rug.
>You fall over the table again, and tumble outside into the hallway.
>Everything hurts.
>You groan and get up.
>The pony's just staring, slack-jawed at the nothing-ness of the room.
>Though, it SOUNDED like you ruined the place.
"S-sorry. You can just stay with me, too..."
>Her expression does a full one-eighty.
>"Oh, okay!"
>Then she walks off.
>You sigh, then limp over to the other pony.
>Tan coat, brown hair.
>Nothing looks invisible in her room.
>So far, so good...
>"S-so, she gets to stay in your room because her stuff is broken?"
"Well, yeah... you can't sleep in a trashed roo-"
>Before you can say anymore, she runs inside and throws her nightstand over.
"-What the HELL are y-"
>She flips over her bed and breaks it.
>Then she charges and bucks the closet doors in half.
>She hops over and sits in front of you, tail wagging excitedly.
>"-Can I stay in your room, now?"
>You just stare at the scene before you.
>Then turn to the cute, innocent-looking pony that just finished creating it.
"...Fuck it, whatever, sure."
>She squees and beams.
>"Thank you, Anon!!"
>She hugs your legs, then hops out of her room.
>You can hear her giggling on her way out.
>Christ, these ponies...
>That's, thirteen now, you think.

>>25589590
I'm cool with everyone.
Except Jews.

>>25589594
>inb4 Anon has so many ponies in his room that he sleeps with Aryanne tonight
>All those mares wanting to cuddle anon have to cuddle eachother

>>25589682
This.

>>25589682
>>25589711
Well fuck my face, now I gotta think of something else.

>>25589730
You don't get to change your cards just because the other players guessed your hand, m8.

>>25589753
This, desu. Write what you're gonna write.

>>25589730
anons will always guess what you are going to write. they might not post it but 90% of the time SOMEONE has the same idea. just write what you like. you dont have to please people.

>>25589730
Just write it, Bluebird. It doesn't matter that we guessed it. Your story's really enjoyable.

>>25589730
dude dont come up with something else, I guessed that idea because it was hilarious and logical and I want it to happen

>>25589730
You know, if you hadn't pointed this out, you could have changed it without us knowing.
So not only did Anon guess your hand, but you played it right afterwards.

>>25589594
>The next mare is-
>-That's not a mare.
>It's a guy.
>You never thought you'd be so happy to see a fellow guy.
>He's a brown Pegasus with a lighter brown mane.
>He just casually smiles at you.
>You let out a relieved sigh.
>Finally, you're getting a fucking break, here.
>He laughs.
>"The mares've been giving you trouble, huh?"
>You softly laugh back and nod.
"Too MUCH trouble."
>"Yeah, it sounded like it."
>You share a nice, friendly smile, then walk into the room.
>Bathroom?
>Check.
>"Yeah, I've been in the same boat, before."
"Really, now?"
>Closet?
>Check.
>"Pft, oh, yeah, all the time... Mares coming at me left and right- it was ridiculous..."
"And what about now?"
>"Oh, I got taken off the market."
>Nightstand?
>Check.
>Under the bed?
>-Because you finally feel fucking safe-
>Che-
>You still feel that you're being stared at.
>Oh, don't fucking tell me-
>You feel a hoof gently rub your leg.
>"And, you know, me and my very special somepony are ALWAYS looking for a third..."
>He slaps your ass.
"-N-NO THANKS!!"
>You jump up and awkwardly smile on your way out.
>"-You sure? We could use somepony as strong and tall as you~"
"-YEAH I'M GOOD YOU'RE CLEARED BYE THANKS."
>You practically fly into the other pony's room.
>You turn around and see the stallion walking by.
>He winks at you.
>You shudder.
>You felt like you were about to get raped.
>After a quick breath, you calm yourself.
>Green pony with pinkish hair.
>You rub your ass and peek into the bathroom.
>...It smells a bit weird, but is good.
>Like burnt shit.
>You shrug it off.
>Closet?
>Check.
>Nightstan-
>-Nope, that's a fucking pipe.
>You turn around.
>The pony's lighting up a fucking joint in front of you.
>Her eyes are already red as shit.
>And you don't even understand how she's using that damn lighter.
>She smiles, then offers you some.
"No, no, I'm good..."
>She shrugs, then takes a huge puff.
>She blows all this smoke in your face.
>You accidently inhale the shit and start coughing.

>>25589730
You know, you could have Aryanne come in and see the snuggle pile that Anon has become and assert her dominance like the cute little fuzzball she is.

>>25589753
>>25589795
>>25589877
>>25590091
>>25590098
>>25590110
>>25590165

I just had an idea because of this.

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>>25587405
>Mfw you guys never find my steam username

>>25590206
How creepy would it be if someone did find your username?

>>25590206
QUICKLY LOOK UP ALL THE STEAM USERS IN MEXICO

>>25590357
Not sure if all these people are actually Mexican, but it's a start.

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/imperioaztecamexico#members

>>25590454
Couldn't we also discount everyone who's in-game right now? Unless wand's being a fag and not writing.

>>25590498
True. Unless he IS being a faggot. Also, found a group of Spanish-speaking ponyfags. He might be in here unless he isn't open about it.

>>25590357
>>25590454
>>25590498
>>25590599
What would be the point? He could block requests and change his name as soon as someone found him, if they ever found him at all.

>>25590357
>>25590454
>>25590498
>>25590599
Wow.
>>25590206
This is why you don't challenge a group of people with nothing better to do with their free time.

>>25590623
SHHH IT'S THE THRILL OF THE HUNT, ANON

>>25590623
I'm just doing it since he said nobody found him yet, and I took it as a challenge. I'm not gonna bug him or spread it around. I don't even have a Steam account.

>>25588943
Oh my...

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>>25590357
Whoa, points for remembering that i'm mexican

>>25590244
VERY.

>>25590454
I'm not in any mexican group, just in Steam Universe and one about Undertale.

>>25590636
I /could/ make it better
Saying like, first Anon to find me gets a free request from my drawfriend.
But then, I had to ask about it with my drawfriend.

>>25591021
You're ElBurro64, AKA Esteban Rojo, of San Miguel, Mexico. I'd post the rest, but I don't want to get banned.

For my request, I want a picture of Anon discovering that for all the soft cuddliness of Equestria, prison showers are always the same.

>>25591120
You aren't even close to my username, hah.
I don't even know where San Miguel is in México.

>>25591216
There's a shit ton of Undertale groups... Thought I found you for a sec, but the profile lists the owner as in the states. And nobody ever lies on the Internet, amirite?

>>25588943
>>25589235
>>25590919
what? i dont understand. whos HS?

>>25590498
>>25590599
Now wait up a second
I'm not a fag
That's just the tuesdays

>>25590147
>Your throat burns like hell.
>You keep coughing, and just leave the room.
>Definitely NOT cleared...
>You move into the next room.
>Grey pony with red hair.
>Unable to say much, you just peek into the bathroom.
>Check.
>You go into another coughing fit.
>The pony worriedly looks at you.
>"Are you okay?"
>You slowly nod, and take a few breaths.
>"Are you sure?"
>You nod again, then resume your search.
>Closet?
>Check.
>Nightstand?
>You stare at it for a moment, then just start uncontrollably laughing.
>"Umm, a-are you alright?"
>You turn to her and start laughing harder.
>"W-what's so funny?"
>You shake your head.
"I-I don't fucking kno- AHAHAHA- OH SHIT, HAHA!"
>She shrinks.
>"Y-you're scaring me..."
>You move over to the closet and laugh at it.
"HAHAHA, IT'S BROWN, L-LIKE A NIGGER!"
>You start cracking up and pointing at the closet.
>You clutch your stomach.
"W-WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING FUNNY- HAHAHA!! OH GOD MY SIDES- AHAHA- FUCK!"
>You laugh at yourself.
>The mare's just absolutely terrified.
>You laugh at her expression.
"I-I'M SORR- AHAHA, FUCKING TITTY SPRINKLES!"
>You cover your face with a hand and just continue laughing.
>Your sides hurt like shit.
>You take a few deep breaths and fix yourself.
>You stop laughing, and sigh.
"Well, THAT was an interesting experience..."
>The mare is just staring at you, half with worry, and the other with fear.
"S-sorry about that. I don't know why that just happened."
>Actually, you know EXACTLY why that happened.
>...Damn weed pony.

>>25591780
Only the greatest writefriend with his own thread. >>25542799

>>25588976
Pastebins have been nuked for such a reason in the past

>>25591872
Fuck it, I'll call it quits here. See y'all tomorrow!

>>25592503
night blue. always enjoy reading your stuff

>>25587405
None of those are me.

>>25589615
Man that's not cool. My great-grandfather died in a concentration camp. He was pushed off a guard tower by some Kikes

>>25592627
man i know how you feel.. my grandfater was also killed in a camp some asshole fell on him from his guard tower

ITT The writefags have stopped writing to find another writefag, get back to work you fools.

>>25581763
hng

>>25591407
Let's just say SOMEONE of here has me added on Steam.
That's better?

>>25591872
Ohhhh, so HS is the Hands guy...
Eh, his story is pretty okay, not that I just watched the entire first part pastebin in 4 hours in a row or something... heh...

>>25592503
Rest well Bluebird!

>>25592685
If I finish homework early i'll write some 3k words of update
That if Mythd doesn't mind helping me edit... again...
Damn my english.

>>25593242
Dude, if you need editing, I'd be happy to do it too. I English real gud, mane.

>>25593370
If you insist, that could help!

>Anon is you.
>You're walking down the hallway, lunch is over and you're heading back to your quarters.
>Just another boring day in pone prison.
>As you walk along, you begin to hear what sounds like music come wafting down the corridor.
>It seems oddly familiar...
>Up ahead you see an open door, and, being the genius that you are, you quickly put two and two together and realize that the music must be coming from that inmate's room.
>No harm in stopping by for a quick visit to see what's up, right?
>As you close in, you note that it isn't really music in the classic sense, it just seems to be flat tones that change in pitch every once in a while.
>You can hear a female voice talking over them, but you can't quite make out what she is saying.
>You make your way to the open door and stick your head in to see what's up.

~ I bucked your colt, zigga, and he about to stud my crew, he just finished with Starlight, now he breeding Rainbow too ~

>Oh God...
>Oh God why?
>Not this shit, man.
>You look around and see a small group of mares seated around a table, playing a game of cards.
>Probably Go Fish, knowing this place.
>A couple of them are zebras, there's a donkey, and then two mares.
>they all look up at you at once.
>One of the zebras just goes back to her cards, while the other one puts on a big smile once she sees who it is.
>The donkey gives you a quick nod and sets down her hoof.
>Still don't know how they hold shit like that...
>Both the mares meanwhile sperg out once they see you.
>One of them just has a goofy look on her face, but the other one slams her cards down on the table, crosses her front legs and leans her chair back with one of her rear ones, trying her best to look as cool and nonchalant as possible.
>"Oh, Anon! Hey."
>She just gets a greating out of her mouth before her chair tips backwards, sending her with it.
>Smooth.

>>25594459

"Uhh, hey guys, what's up?"
>One of the zebras speaks up to answer your question.
>"Not much, just playing a game of cards and listening to some hot new beats."
>The mare who fell over quickly scrambles back to her hooves and asks you a question.
>"You care to join us?"
"Sure? I guess. Not like I'm really doing anything else?"
>You put a question mark on the end of that one, not sure this is really your scene, probably got over all of the games they play here when you were about 10 years old.
>You'd pull up another chair and sit down, but they are all too damn small for you anyway, so you just find a clear spot on the table and lower yourself down onto your knees in front of it.
>The donkey picks up the deck and deals you your cards.
"So, what you guys listening to?"
>The second zebra just looks at you funny, and the other mare, finally having regained her faculties, decides to answer your question.
>"It's MANE7's new song, duh."
>Of course, like you are supposed to know about this shit...
"Oh, that's cool I guess."
>Smooth mare has reseated herself in her chair and now it's her turn to talk.
>"Pfft, come on Anon, they are only like the hottest new group in Equestria."
>You just shrug your shoulders.

>Mean zebra stares daggers at you.
>"I bet this guy has never even heard of them."
"Well, no, not really..."
>"Egghead..."
>"Yea, come on Anon, everybody knows about MANE7!"
>"Just listen for a bit then."

~ I bucked your colt zigga, I bucked your colt ~
~ Neigh ~
~ I bucked your colt zigga, I bucked your colt ~
~ Neigh ~

>>25594479

>This shit is ridiculous...

~ He suck my clit zigga ~

>WHAT?!?!

~ He suck my cl-- ~

"OK!'
>You shout over the song and stand up.
"Well, I'd love to stay and play ladies, but I actually remembered that I have a thing to do! Sorry about that, see ya!"
>You're out of there quicker then a barefoot jackrabbit on a hot summer day.
>Deep in the back of your mind, you get the feeling that somepony somewhere would be really proud to hear you say that.
>Weird...
>You march down the hall at a brisk pace to get away from the sound of the music.
>Jesus, never would have thought you'd hear something like THAT in this place.
>Probably get in serious trouble for that shit.
>Well, not your problem anymore.
>Thinking about it though, maybe that song means that it's the mares that are expected to go out and get a partner.
>Maybe you could be a total manwhore.
>That could be pretty cool actually.
>You'll have to find out how far you can push that some time.
>Maybe you won't even have to do anything durring sex.
>If you could just lay there on your back and make the mare do all the work...
>Sweet.

>Come dinner time you are seated in your usual spot, talking with your friends and eating your meal.
>Looking around you notice an empty table, and there is no sign of the mares you met earlier.
>You turn to the pony next to you.
"Hey, what's up with that?"
>You point at the table across the room.
>"You didn't hear? They got in trouble for playing naughty music."
>Called it.
>Glad you got out of there...

>>25595619

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>>25587405
I like Warframe because it's free and I'm unemployed.

Well anyways, I'm going to El Salvador for three weeks so I may or may not have internet. I'm probably gonna end up getting shot or stabbed or something but maybe I'll finally have a reason to write something?

bump from the 10

>>25590206
Man, why do you fucking say that when you know someone knows you from years before MLP?
Your name is Marco Conde, or Marconde (name that you usually use in your accounts)
Could say more, but that would take the fun out of it.

I might try writing something like

"Sadistic" warden
Oblivious anon

although if anyone wants to try taking this idea they're welcome. Probably do a better job than i would.

>Warden wakes anon 10 minutes early
>Warden pressures anon into eating all his vegetables
>Warden forces anon to cuddle her


>Warden forces anon into solitary confinement for several months while enforcing sleep deprivation and a near starvation diet until he is docile and mindbroken

...maybe not that last one.

>>25598001
That's a nice prompt you have there, Anon. I'd try and write it, but it seems series-worthy, and I want to finish what I've got before I start on another long one. Which will take a while.

>>25594518
This is a funny idea too. I'd like to see more.

>>25593893
Method of contact?

>>25592627
Moar CYOA when

I got a shit ton of work to do today because I slack off like nothing else. You might not see any new green from me today. And if you do, tell me to quit being an idiot and get back to work.

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>>25592804
You can't just post cherry top without her partner and best friend Blue Fuzz

>>25597996
Wasn't this mentioned in an earlier thread when WOI met one of his old friends from some mmo?

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>>25599278
battleblock pls

>>25591872
>The mare simply nods, then slowly walks away from you.
"Sorry!"
>Well, that's sixteen, now.
>...You think.
>Kinda lost count, here.
>Invisible furniture and spiders will do that to you.
>You move onto the next room.
>White unicorn with a pink mane.
>She smiles.
>It's a small, genuine looking smile.
>Maybe THIS will be the first normal one?
>-Well actually, that last mare was pretty normal.
>But you were too busy laughing and freaking her the fuck out to enjoy it very well.
>You sigh and walk into the bathroom.
>Check.
>You turn around, and the pony puts a rag up to your mouth.
>You instinctively hold your breath.
>You look at her.
"...This is isopropyl alcohol."
>She frowns.
>"W-what? Really?"
>She puts it up to her mouth and passes out.
>...Wow.
>She actually fell for that.
>You sigh and move on.
>Closet?
>Check.
>Nightstand?
>-There's a book in there.
>'How to Kidnap a Stallion: A 101 on Capturing That Very Special Somepony'.
>...Jesus.
>How did a book like this get LEGALLY printed?
>-Well, what the hell are you saying?
>Mares practically own this damn planet, from what you've seen.
>But holy shit, resorting to kidnapping?
>You turn the book over.
>'Over three MILLION copies in Equestria sold!'
>...That's a scary statistic.
>Might as well say, 'over three million mares plotting to kidnap you!'.
>You shudder and close the nightstand drawer.
>You check the bed as well, then turn back to the passed out pony on the ground.
>You sigh again, then carry her under your left arm.
>It's crazy how flexible these ponies are.
>It's like they're made out of Play-Doh.
>Or marshmallows.

Is it actually sixteen? Pretty sure I DID lose count.

>>25600248
Who cares how many? These are gold.

>>25597996
Well, I didn't think you were still here dude.
I thought you were just a lurker or something...
Yeah, I think just by saying my name you said enough.
I only know 2 users from the TH that used to watch Mlp, but i'm not sure who are you...
Eh, whatever.

>>25598766
Yeah, this guy is that guy from before.
Is that or else there are more oldfags from the forum I used to waste time and found this place.
Like he said in the last thread, my name is a giveaway from that mmo.

>>25598445
Which one you prefer to use?

>Be Anon.
>Be in pone prison.
>Spend your free time writing technical manuals for Princess Spackle.
>Shit is boring, but with your knowledge of human technology, you and Spackle have significantly advanced Equestria and greatly improved the quality of life.
>Still, no one here seems to pay you any mind.
>Your name is on all those papers, and you can be credited with making possible some of the greatest innovations in Equestrian history, but as far as all these ponies are concerned, you are just some weird creature who's stuck on the inside.
>You've had enough.
>It irritates you, so you decide that you are going to write something that these damn ponies might actually appreciate.
>It's a trashy, badly written romance novel about a prison guard falling in love with an inmate.
>You didn't even try to make it sound professional or disguise the fact that it was obviously supposed to be you.
>It was a best seller within two weeks.
>Your fellow inmates were fawning over you, all the guards were competing for your attention.
>There were floods of mares requesting visitation, and untold presents delivered to you through the mail.

>Fucking horses.
>I guess some things never change, ehh?
>Maybe you should write the princess and tell her you won't be sending any more essays.
>You're buried up to your neck in horse pussy right now, you hardly have an opportunity to write anyway.
>Well, best to just give these ponies what they want.
>After you get done with the mares clinging to you as you walk back to your room, you'll have to get started on another trashy novel.
>Bitches love that stuff.

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>>25598552
qt

>>25588415
Hunger Games. Was good til the ending. So anticlimactic.

>>25581697
>You are snuggling the cutest pone in Equestria.
>So that obviously means you're Anon.
>You lied before.
>/This/ is your favorite part of coming back.
>After sharing a kiss, you move your head so that your cheek rubs against hers.
>The slight chill of the room is chased away with the bundle of warmth in your arms.
>Mane in your face, you inhale its fragrant scent before releasing it with a sigh.
>In a world full with manes of a wild variety of colors, hers always caught your attention.
>Cookies giggles as your breath tickles her ear.
>She looks up at you, eyes shining and cheeks a rosy red.
>HNNNG
>This mare!
>You thank the manufacturer of that bleach you drank for allowing you to meet her.
>She made staying in prison even better.
>Cookies was the last in a long line of chaperones the warden had tried to saddle you with.
>The others were scared off, sometimes not even on purpose.
>But Cookies was...different.
>She didn't take any of your shit, which was refreshing for you.
>And when she wasn't occupied with making sure you behaved, she was actually fun to have around.
>Not to mention she was a qt3.14.
>And the attraction wasn't one-sided, if those furtive glances during your daily workout meant anything.
>Apparently Ms. Top Guard had a thing for strong stallions.
>And you were the strongest muthafucker around.
>So you had eventually decided to ask her to be your marefriend.
>She had turned you down at first, but you could see she did so hesitantly.
>You were a career criminal and she was a guard.
>It would be scandalous!
>But you weren't taking no for an answer.
>To prove your dedication to her, you stayed on your best behavior.
>For two WHOLE weeks.
>All the while, you had put on displays of your strength to woo her.
>Seeing her bite her lip as you bench pressed a table full of ponies during lunch was gold.

>>25601737
>You finally broke her down when you promised her snuggles anytime she wanted.
>Her only conditions were that it be kept a secret and that you start behaving better.
>Which was fine with you.
>You barely had to do anything to piss off Ol' Fusspot anyway.
>So during the day, she carried on the role of your strict
>At night, she was your little cuddle bunny.
>You loved it.
>Her eyes, her mane, her rockin' bod.
>Her hoof booping your nose.
>You flinch back in surprise, broken out of your reverie.
>Cookies is giving you that look again.
>The serious one.
"What?"
>"What did I tell you about breaking out, Anonymous?"
>Ech, it's that tone of hers too.
>You think for a second.
"...don't do it?"
>"Yes. Now you have another two weeks on your sentence! At this rate, you'll never get out."
>You shrug.
"You know I don't mind that. It just means I get to spend more time with you~."
>You lean forward to steal another kiss but she halts you with a hoof.
>"I'm serious Anon. Pon-people weren't meant to be in prison as long as you have been. I'm worried for your mental health. You should be outside, making friends!"
"But I am." You whine.
>She gives you a flat stare.
>"Not like that."
"Besides, I had a good reason this time."
>"Really?" She asked sarcastically.
"Really. Did you bring my stuff?"
>She sighs.
>"Yeah. It's in my saddlebag."
>She points a hoof at said bags that she had left by the door.
"Excellent.
>You gently place her back on her hooves and walk over to the saddlebags.
>It doesn't take you long to find your prize.
>Your wrapped up pie.
>And it's still warm.
>Cookies leaned to the side behind you, trying to see it.
>"What is it anyway?"
"Oh, just some blueberry pie I picked up from Sugarcube Corner."

>>25601770
>Her eyes gleam as they grow larger.
>"Blueberry pie? That's my favorite!"
>Internally, you pat yourself on the back.
"You said you've haven't had some in a while so I got it for you!"
>"You broke out just so you could get me some pie?"
"Only for you, baby."
>That's your story and you're sticking to it.
>"Aww, that's so sweet."
>Moving over to the cot in the room, you pat your leg and Cookies happily hops into your lap.
>Cookies' grin drops as you rip off the foil.
>"...why is half of it gone?"
>You look off to the side.
"No clue."
>Picking up the fork, you scoop her a piece and bring it before her.
"Anyway, open up."
>Closing her eyes, she opens her mouth for you.
>Placing the morsel she starts to chew enthusiastically.
>She hums in satisfaction as the flavors cascade onto her tastebuds.
>You smile at her cuteness.
>You made your marefriend happy and dodged having to deal with your relationship issues.
>A successful mission, if you do say so yourself.
>Still chewing, Cookies looks at you with one eye open.
>"Don't think this means you're off the hook, Anon."
>Well, damn.

From now on, it'll be more one-shots in the same setting rather than a continuous plot. I hope that's not a problem for folks. Thanks for the comments so far.

>>25601818
It's no problem for this anon

>>25601035
Please continue this!

>>25600248
>Whelp, next room it is.
>This one's a bright red pony with a wine-colored mane.
>She frowns at you.
>"Where's Blue Fuzz?"
"I'm taking over for her today."
>"-That's not what I asked. Where is she?"
>Her eyes practically burn into yours.
>You sigh.
"There was a bit of an accident a few hours ago..."
>Her eyes widen.
>"W-what kind of accident?"
>You pause.
"I don't think I should tell-"
>She gets in your face in pokes your chest with a hoof.
>"You BETTER tell me what happened to my partner, Anonymous!!"
"...Partner? You mean like, 'partner' partner, or-"
>She scoffs.
>"Try partners in the force. EPD."
>You raise a brow.
"Really, now? Then why are you an inmate here?"
>She pauses, then glares at you.
>She jabs your chest again.
>"For taking down the last pony that tried to hurt her."
>You scan her for a moment, trying to find the smallest hint that she was lying.
>You found nothing.
>You sigh once again.
"She, uh... tried taking her life."
>The mare's expression instantly turns grave.
>"S-she didn't..."
>You just nod.
"I had to take her to the hospital because she downed a whole bottle of pills..."
>She silently falls on her haunches, staring straight through you.
>"Sh-she finally went through with it..."
>Her eyes snap to you.
>"I-is she alright?"
"Hopefully. The doctor said that he believed there wouldn't be too much permanent damage, but I don't know..."
>She slowly nods.
>"Too much..."
>You nod in return.
"He used a lot of doctor talk."
>She nods again, then looks past you.
>At the main entrance.
>Then she sighs.
"...You know, me and Aryanne are planning on seeing her when we're able to. I'm sure I can convince her to let you come with us."
>A hopeful smile crosses her face.
>"R-really?"
"Of course. If you're really her partner, I'm sure she'd want to see you."
>She nods again, and grins.
>"It's why she's a guard here."

Sorry for the wait. Got into a discussion about Vault-Tec with my brother.

>>25602223
Nah. Unlike Anon, I'm not buried neck deep in horse pussy, so I really don't have as much motivation as he does. Besides, I don't really have the attention span or the know-how for big, multi-part stories. I just think of something and write it, so that's what you get. I tired adding on to a short that I wrote once and it was terrible, so I'm not even gonna try anymore. I'll just provide bump green.

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>>25602453
Booooooo

>>25601818
Nope sounds fun. Plus easier for you to write. Meaning you better.

>>25602384
>the_plot_thickens.png

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Of fucking course. Sorry guys, I've been sick all day. Caught a nasty cold. As well as a stomach flu. Fucking hell, just as I was planning to write some green

>>25603286
Get better soon, friend.

>>25602384
>She stands up and waits by the door.
>"...Well, if you need to search, then by all means, go ahead, Anonymous."
>You just look into the room, then wave your hand.
"If you're good enough for the head guard, then I'm sure you're good enough for a lowly alien like myself."
>She puts on an amused smirk.
>"Very well then. I expect to see you soon... peasant Anonymous."
>You reply with a mock bow.
>-Which is a bit difficult, on account of the passed out pony you still have in your possession.
>She pauses for a moment, then slightly smiles.
>"...Thank you, Anonymous. For taking care of Blue."
>You nod.
>She walks off, towards the cafeteria.
>Alrighty.
>Next pony.
>Pink coat, yellow hair.
>Before you can enter, the pony in your arm starts to stir.
>She slowly opens her eyes, then looks at you.
>She sighs.
>"...How did I fall for that?"
>You just reply with a hug.
"Could you not do it again?"
>Her face is horribly red.
>Her ears fall, and her eyes trail to the floor.
>She nods.
>"S-sorry, Anonymous..."
>You pet her mane and smile.
"No need to apologize. I'm sure you'll find a wonderful stallion some day."
>"Yeah... some day..."
>She looks so sad.
>It breaks your heart.
>...Even though she tried to knock you out.
>You pull the pudding from your pocket and hand it to her.
>She stares at it.
>"H-how?-"
"I've got connections. Now enjoy it- I don't want to see anymore sadness from you, understood?"
>She manages a small smile.
>"S-sure, Anonymous. Thank you."
>You smile in return, boop her, then place her on the ground.
>She just blushes harder, then walks away with a smile on her face, and some pudding in her hoof.
>Okay, back to pink and yellow pony.

>>25603969
>She just looks at you with a pouty face.
>"W-why don't I get a hug?"
>You smile and extend your arms.
"You want one?"
>She gasps and happily jumps onto you.
>You embrace her, feeling how horribly hot her face is at the moment.
>She buries her head under your chin and sighs.
>...Seriously, why is that such a popular thing with ponies?
>You're only concerned about it because you're sure it'll give you another heart attack, sooner or later.
>And man, they're so soft...
>You pull yourself away from your thoughts and gently try to set the mare dow-
>"C-can I just stay like this? Until you clear the room?"
>You look down.
>-She's giving you a pouty face.
>Oh man, those puppy dog eyes-
>-Actually, FUCK puppies.
>Those damn things aren't anywhere NEAR as cute as these ponies are.
>Puppies don't give a healthy man fucking heart attacks.
>That's how cute these mares are.
>...Even when they're trying to kidnap you.
"Sure, you can stay like that."
>She beams, and resumes her position of snuggling on you.
>Alright, back to business...
>Bathroom?
>Check.
>Closet?
>Check.
>Nightstand?
>Checkamundo.
>You walk outside of the room.
>...The pony doesn't move.
>She's like a leech.
"Uh... your room's cleared."
>She looks up.
>"O-oh, is it?"
>You nod.
>"Oh... well, then, I guess I'll have to stop hugging you, then?"
>You nod again.
>"-A-and go back to sleeping in my cold, lonely room, all by myself... with nopony to cuddle me..."
>You hesitate, but nod a third time.
>"Y-yeah, okay... I- I understand... Nopony would ever want to cuddle with me, anyways..."
>She hops out of your arms and slowly walks away.
>...Damn, you're probably going to regret this...
"...Would you rather sleep in my room, tonight?"
>Her eyes shine, but she masks it with a small, hopeful look.
>"Well, I-I wouldn't want to be a burden..."
"I'm sure there's enough room."
>She makes a small smile.
>"Th-thank you..."
>You nod.
>She walks away.
>She only does for a few seconds, then starts hopping excitedly.

>>25604613
Callin' it quits again! 'Night!

I'm also scared that the thread managed to get to page 9 while I wrote. I don't want the ride to end, yet.

>>25604652
Have no fear, bumping is here

>>25604613
Next day newspaper
Green alien creature gets heart attack in prison, "too much pone for my heart" said after the heart attack. Reporters said that the room was full of twenty eight or more ponies, including some males.

>>25604652
Sleep well bluebird
I bet some anons will patrol this thread

>>25604652
night blue. keep up the good work.

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>>25605311
We're on the case!

I am of the bumpings for pone gulag thread.

dont of the worries. Ivanon still securing the pony gulag for yous.

>>25606625
based ivan

>>25606625
Ivan when you be of return?
I need more magic pony ivan funny tales

>>25606998
Ivanons is of being where is needed. Kebabs must be removed. And there is but only one ivanon to be in single place at time.

>>25607654

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>>25609276
Even Aryanne is disgusted by your hatred of Ivan.

Tfw rereading what I wrote, and realized I had to redo the most recent parts of the prison green due to conflicting data.

Page six at six bump

page 7 at .....8:30 bump

>>25609930
>>25610457

Sup mountain time zone.

Pg 8 bampu.

Page 7.....6:30pm

>>25611197
>arizona ftw

>fuck daylight savings

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Replacement Green reporting in at 9:57 am

Spent my night coughing so hard I threw up a few times. Was fun.

>>25611359
Hope you get well RG!
Rest a lot and try thanking mr skeltal for stronger bones
Is not the case, but it always helps

barnp

>you will never rape a pony in the shower
>they will never think you're initiating a relationship with them
>you will never think they're your bitch
>they will never think you're their boyfriend

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>>25613261
You know, you can be gay and all, but you can't deny that you people have mental health issues. Would you like me to spank your ass and call you daddy? Jesus. If you could go one minute with out raping something people would be much more accepting.

>>25613365
>gender-neutral 'they'
>immediately assume gay
Anon, we all care about you, and whatever way you choose to live your life is fine with us.

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>>25613445
Silly me, assuming that a prison bitch would be a male. I still don't like you.

>>25613487
I don't like you either, Fluttershy. You were more fun with a broom up your ass.

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>>25613505

>>25614142
Stop posting or I'll alert the ponice to the contents of your shed.

Page nine IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE

>>25613365
>You will never have a pony as a bondage slave in a diaper meanwhile you are spanking him with a wire coat hanger as he says "Oh yeah daddy, abort me"

>>25604613
>...Yeah, you're probably going to regret this.
>Or your heart's going to, rather.
>You sigh and get back on track.
>Next up is a Pegasus.
>With a lot of colors.
>Black front hooves, white underside, blue top, an orange barrier in between, silvery mane.
>It reminded you of some kind of bird.
>...Whatever.
>You got a job to do.
>Bathroom?
>Check.
>Closet?
>Check.
>Nightstand?
>-There's a typewriter on it.
>You're not sure if that's bad or not.
>How could you even sneak IN a typewriter?
>You shrug it off and open the nightstand.
>Stacks of papers.
>Front page says, 'Anon in Pone Prison Thread', by 'Blu'.
>The missing 'e' really irks you.
>You flip to the end and read at the last page.
>-Wait, what the fuck?
>You read the shit over again.
>'He reads the page over again, obviously confused as to what he was looking at.'
>...You're tripping out.
>'He's tripping out.'
>'You slowly peek around the corner and see him reading.'
>'He turns to you.'
>You anxiously turn, and that pony's just, standing there, blushing.
>You turn back to the page.
>'"I've been waiting for you." He says.'
>''M-me, too...''
>'He swoops in and takes you into his big, strong arms.'
>'You squeak in surprise, then relax.'
>'He gently places you on your bed, then unzips his pants, revealing his-'
>-FUCK NO.
>You drop the papers and just look at the pony.
>She smiles, then slowly extends her hooves to you.
>...She's waiting for you to pick her up, like in that story.
>That weird... oddly accurate story.
>-Well, up until this point, at least.
>You just stare at her.
"...Your room's cleared."
>She pauses.
>"W-what?"
"Your room's cleared."
>You stand up and just start walking out.
>"W-wait!"

>>25615935
>You slowly turn.
>She sits on the carpet, stares at the ground, and taps her hooves together nervously.
>"Y-you don't want to... stay, for a bit?"
"...No."
>She pouts.
>"W-why not?"
"Because this isn't some weird, lewd fan-fiction story."
>Her cheeks burn again.
>Her eyes trail to the floor.
>...It's making you really sad, actually.
>You sigh and swoop in, taking her into your arms.
>She squeaks in surprise, then relaxes.
"...I won't do to you what I saw in that story, but hugs aren't off the table."
>She looks up at you and smiles.
>Goddamn, she's so soft and fluffy.
>Like... abnormally fluffy.
>But you enjoy it.
>After a moment, you set her down and smile, then walk out of the room.
>She heads for the cafeteria, a small grin and a blush still present on her cheeks.
>And now, next pony!
>Yellow coat, brown hair.
>She sits on her haunches and extends her hooves towards you.
>You kind of just, stare at her for a moment, then look at the long line of all the other ponies waiting to see you.
>They're all watching you.
>...And that probably means they saw you hug a few of their peers.
>The yellow pony smiles cutely at you.
"You're expecting a hug, aren't you?"
>She vigorously nods.
>You pretend to roll your eyes and sigh.
"I GUEEESS."
>She squeaks and scoots a little closer, still holding her hooves out to you.
>...Seriously, how the fuck do you say NO to that?
>Hell, if you had a chance of going back home, you'd definitely take every single pony you could back there.
>You'd wake up and sleep with cuddly mares every single day.
>...Instead of dealing with the claws, piss and cat shit you've been so used to for, like, the last decade.
>You shudder.
>But, as of now, you wake up to a wonderful hotel-prison room, a new job, and an assertive, adorable white Nazi warden pony with a hidden accent.
>You smile.
>Still no utopia, but shit-
>-Life's good.

>>25615935

The fourth wall, my god.

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>>25615935
I knew ponies stalked Anon and wanted to kidnap him, but man that I didn't expect it

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>>25615951
>You shake yourself away from your thoughts and look at the pony still waiting for her hug.
>You kneel, and she hops into your arms, hugging your chest and making you fall on your ass.
>Now on top of you, she looks down.
>"S-sorry."
>You simply wave it off and pet her mane.
>Her ears fold down, and she leans into your hand.
>She softly hums and lies down on you.
>You hear another mare impatiently huff a little bit away.
>She scrunches and hops off.
>"S-s-sorry..."
>You wave it off again and smile.
>Now, room checking time.
>Bathroom?
>Check.
>Closet?
>-Ignoring that pillow with your face printed on it, check.
>Nightstand?
>-Now ignoring the burnt, preserved piece of your beautiful suit, check.
>You turn and notice that the pony's not watching you or anything.
>Though you're pretty sure that they're not supposed to follow you in while you search the room in the first place, you thought it was a bit weird that she stayed behind.
>You start walking out, when a pair of hooves come from the bathroom and tackle you.
>Or TRY to.
>Instead, you just manage to fall on your face, for like, what, the fifth time?
>The pony gasps and rushes over to your side.

Short break, gotta get my munch on. Also, the pic is Blu, for anyone wondering. I'm not good at details and shit.

>>25616546

Why did you let the bird pone thread die, Blue?

We waited for you.

>>25616582
Go away, he is our writefriend now.

>>25616582
Well, I hopped over to the AnonFilly thread thinking I could multi-task some stories, but ended up with shit-tier work on both sides. Once I got to a good stopping point and went to the Bird Pone thread, it was dead, literally the day of. THEN, I saw it reborn, wrote that Peep story, and it died again. When it finally came back a third time, I saw all these posts saying you all were waiting for me, and it died before I got home with the green I wrote.

I tried, Anon.

And speaking of, I still need to finish that AnonFilly story. I hate seeing "Discontinued and WIP" on my stories.

>>25615935
SCIENCE HAS GONE TOO FAR

>>25617251
so do i, better get to it

>>25617442
B-but, I gotta finish this story first!
If it ever ends, that is. As I've said before, this is the longest story I've ever wrote, without having that horrible, stuck feeling that sucks the fuckin' joy out of writing it. Even in my FIMFiction days, I struggled just amassing 1000 words.

>>25617502
well i dont know anything about FIMFiction, but i understand that feeling. after writing the same thing for so long it wears you down. take your time blue.

>>25617534
Oh, I fucking sucked on FIMFiction. I literally just finished saying how shit I am at details, and not many people liked cursing in their stories. The audience was practically siphoned into a little group into what you wrote, and the like/dislike thing really killed my motivation. At least what MOST people really do here is silently judge you and call you a faggot.

note to self, FimFiction is tumblr.

>>25617645
Practically. I mean, hell, I found a few enjoyable stories, but I've never actually LAUGHED at any of them. Here, you click a few times and you're already losing your sides in orbit.

>>25617779
green text is really the only 'fanfiction' worth your time reading. everything else takes its self too seriously or is just OTP and Shipping garbage.

at least green has a variety even just with one characters personality. Anon in one green is completely different than another.

>>25617688
The best stories on fimfic are ones that got converted from green to prose

>>25617796
>deleted post
Ey, if I accidentally started something, just know it's my opinion. Also, my stories were pretty shit, anyways. Or ARE, rather.

>>25617835
I don't even believe I've found any. A few of the stories I saw that included Anon were labeled as 'trollfics' and taken down.

>>25617895
my trollfic managed to stay up since like the first few months of the fandom tell just pretty recently when i decided to remove it.
i've managed to find some decent stuff lately to keep me busy but when it comes down to it yeah really hard to find good pony fanfiction.

>>25613505
>You were more fun with a broom up your ass

I loved that green too Anon

>>25617895
no i just didnt mean to namefag. so i deleted the post and re-posted without the name

>>25600329
You got Skype?

>>25588319
>Cuddle a giant, strangely attractive horse whose fur feels like sun-warmed velvet?
>Hell yeah
"Certainly!"
>You readjust yourself until your head is right next to hers, and pull her in tight
>She wraps her hooves around your chest and extends a wing over you both
>This
>This is great
>Time passes
>You're not sure how long
>Both of you were too content to care
>But she eventually makes a little sigh
>"I've been away too long. I should return to the castle."
"You sure?"
>She laughs lightly
>"I'm just as comfortable as you are, but yes, I must. This was lovely, Anonymous. Thank you."
"Call me Anon."
>Her cheeks turn a little red
>"Such an honor..."
"It's hardly an honor, Celestia. All those that I respect or care for may call me such."
>"T-Then... I shall visit you again soon, Anon."
>You both get up, and you open the door for her to leave the cell
>She turns to you
>"And when I do..."
>She leans in
>"/Teach/ me."
>She vanishes in another bright flash
>You're kind of ready for it this time
>After rubbing your eyes a bit, you try and figure out what to do next
>...
>Brass
>He walked in on you
>He's pretty bro-tier, but you can never be too sure
>Better go make certain he didn't tell anyone
>You head off down the hall towards his office
>You knock on the door upon arrival
>"Come in!"
>Open the door
>Brass makes eye contact with you and freezes
>"Anon! Uh... Er..."
"It's fine, Brass. Just don't tell anyone, yeah?"
>He shakes his head
>"Nobody'd believe me if I did anyway."
"Cool. So when's lunch?"
>He looks at you for a moment, then snickers
>"Anon, lunch ended half an hour ago!"
>You were cuddling Celestia that long?
"When's dinner?"
>"In five hours. You've got a long wait ahead of you, pal."
>Fuuuuuuuuuuuck
>At least you still had some leftover cake from your trip to the cooking club
"Alright... When you're done with whatever it is you're doing, can we go check out more clubs or something?"

>>25617895
Bluebird, you should check out getmoeouttahere's stuff if you're looking for good AiE on FIMfiction. He's also got a paste bin if you're looking for the non-prose version.

>>25618038
>>25616546
I know the feeling.
And they caught me.


>"A-ARE YOU OKAY, ANON? OH JEEZ, I'M SO SORRY! I-I TRIED TO SURPRISE YOU WITH A HUG, A-AND-"
"-No, no, it's alright. Falling on my face seems to be the running gag today."
>You dryly laugh.
>She nods, but still clings to you with this horribly worried look in her eyes.
>She also LITERALLY clings to you.
>She's got you in that half-octopus grip, all wrapped around your chest and such.
>You walk outside of the room, expecting her to hop off.
>She doesn't.
>She just looks at the floor, then at you.
>"A-are you sure you're alright?"
>You shake your head.
>"Y-you're NOT alright?! What's wrong?!"
>You just pause.
"Well, I got an adorable four-legged leech on me, so that's-"
>"-WHERE?!"
>She starts frantically scanning you.
>"-I DON'T SEE IT!"
>You smile.
"Oh, it's riiight, here."
>You boop her.
>She scrunches, then blushes at the same time.
>She ...schlushes.
>...Alright, never make words again.
>"W-wait, you think I'm c-cute?"
"Well... yeah? I-"
>She faints.
>You instinctively catch her, then sigh.
>...Great, so now you've got another passed out pony.
>You hold her under your arm and move over to the next mare.
>The first thing that throws you off here is this one's eyebrows.
>In the sense that, well, she actually HAD some.
>Well, clean ones, at least.
>That weed pony had crazy eyebrows.
>But you were too busy coughing to really take full notice.
>She smiles at you.
>Her coat was a light blue, and mane a darker blue.
>-Well, no, it was like... a... purplish, dark blue... blue?
>You scratch your chin.
>"...Why are you staring at my mane?"
>You point at it.
"What would you call that color? Blue dark purple? And your coat, it's like, a light, grey, aqua color... I'm sure there's a specific name for it, or some shit..."
>She looks at her mane.
>"I've been told it's a dark indigo color-"
"-Fuck, indigo, there you go! ...God, I always hated that fucking color in school..."

>>25618374
yes... we did.
if you are talking about the manos thread.

>>25618326
You know, it's telling me that he's got 6 stories, but it only shows 3.

But fuck it, I'll go pastebin. Love me my .jpg's.

>>25618387
AnonFilly, actually.
Though I was the one who brought up the Colt as the sidearm, and made the thread cap. I'm so proud of it.

>>25618419
bluebird confirmed for not being subtle with his name fagging.

>>25617835
>>25618326

Pretty much exactly who I was referring to.

Come to think of it I'm not sure if there's anyone else who I enjoy that put their stuff on fimfiction.

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>>25618438
Ey, I usually don't namefag unless I'm putting content out or having discussions like this.
Though I've obviously slipped a few times.

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>>25617972
>removing your own work

Holy shit, didn't see the time. Well, night, m80s! See y'all tomorrow!

>>25618746
Night blue.

>>25618271
Why do you have to tease us like this?

>>25618271
Yeah.

>>25618746
Night Bluebird, rest well!

>>25618271
this story makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

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>>25581763
>come back to thread after a personal hiatus
>all the greens are a million pages long at this point, ain't got no time fo dat
>see new green pop up
>hype, has potential
>instantly dies
fug :DDDD
this happens to me in every thread

writefag pls come back

>>25618271
>"Nope. No afternoon clubs. You've got about an hour and a half of post-lunch nap left, then all inmates to the courtyard for socialization and recess."
>...
>bruh.avi
>Recess?
>Fucking horseland
>If human prisons were like this maybe people would actually come out reformed
>...nah
>They'd just kill each other so they'd never have to leave
"Alright. I'll just hang around in my room 'til then."
>Brass gives you a look
>"Don't wander off this time."
"Aw, c'mon! Nothing even happened! I've been behaving!"
>Brass waggles his eyebrows
>"Yeah? You /behave/ well for the princess, too? She looked pretty in-control back there!"
>Whoa-ho
>This horse got a mouth on him
"I dunno about that. She was moaning pretty loud when I /booped her nose/."
>Brass turns a dark crimson
>"You- Wha- Anon! You can't seriously mean you did that to-"
"What's the matter Brass, never booped a mare's nose before? I guess it'd be hard to get it just right with those hooves. Me, on the other hand..."
>You waggle your fingers
>Brass just harrumphs through his embarrassment
>"G-Get outta here! Go back to your room!"
>Laughing, you take your leave
>Brass is alright
>He's a bit of a prude, but still cool
>And a veteran, if you understood his story correctly
>Raiding a "changeling hive" sounded like some army-type shit
>What are changelings, anyways?
>Put it in the stack of questions to ask Luna tonight
>You get back to your room and get out your phone out of habit, but stop
>You're only at 40%...
>Shuld you really use it?
>...no
>Save it
>Show it to Celestia next time she comes by, to prove your claims about human accomplishment
>She said she believed you without proof, but if you're gonna be a god, you're gonna be the kind that has cool relics
>Like a Daedric Prince
>Fuck, you miss games
>You decide to pick up the encyclopedia and read some more, just to kill time
>There wasn't much else of interest until you worked your way up to "Modern Era"

Hmmm. A pony version of the Suicide Squad. Of course, that's too scary to be an official/unofficial emergency guard squad for Equestria. It would be the "Time-Out Team." Punishing all the criminals the normal guards can't handle and putting them in time out. Now, of course Anon would be on the team as the leader as well as Chrysalis (jailed for obv. reasons), Tiny Tina the Dragon (jailed for stealing the lock socks of everypony in Fluffalburg), Betty the Minotaur (jailed for public indecency for wearing socks in public multiple times), Charlotte the Spider-pony (jailed for putting her web in public air-space), and Freezie Burns the unicorn (jailed for illegal tampering with Canterlot's weather to create "wummer")

Together, the Time-Out Team takes on the fiercest criminals that aren't taken care of by the Elements of Harmony.

>>25618865
Not dead, I'm already working on the next installment. My output won't be as fast as the others though, so you might as well read theirs.

>>25618391
Go to settings and enable the 18+ stories.

>>25619294
Fund it

>>25618828
Search up "Dijit" on Skype. I'll add you tomorrow.

>>25619134
>"Elements of Harmony"
>Six ponies, who have supposedly put down a whole lot of bad guys
>Even Luna's crazy form and that chaos god you read about earlier
>Twice, in his case. The book also claims he's reformed now
>Why would he have to reform, though? The book makes him out to be nearly unstoppable
>Except for these six little ponies, apparently
>What do the Elements actually do?
>You continue musing as you start to look around for that slice of cake you had
>...strange, it should have been...
>It should have been right here, on your table!
>What happened!?
>You didn't take it anywhere
>And the only other living beings who knew you had it were the members of the cooking club and-
>...Celestia
>Goddammit
>You only had like two bites!
>When did she even take it?
>You're not /teaching/ her shit until she gets you another cake to make up for it
>She's a princess, she has to be able to do at least that much!
>Shit, this is the hungriest you've been in a while
>Right then, there's a knock on your door
"It's open!"
>In walks Brass
>"Time for recess, Anon. Let's go."
"Sure."
>You leave the open book where it lies, heading out the door with Brass
"So, everybody's gonna be out there, huh? Even those black-level inmates?"
>"Yep. The black-suits have their own sectioned off area, but they'll be out there. You really shouldn't try to socialize with them though."
"Isn't that the whole point of this, though?"
>"They aren't exactly the sociable type, Anon. They're more likely to say mean stuff about your mom and try to bully you into becoming their underling or something."
"Underling? So there's gangs in here?"
>"Kinda. Several black-suits have a small gaggle of lower-class criminals to sneak them extra pudding and whatnot."
>That pudding /was/ pretty good
"So, what are they all in for?"
>"Multiple counts of violence and hurt feelings, as a general rule. But there's special cases too."

>>25619758
Hyped

G'night, Anons.

>>25620237
Since there are a shitload of usernames, I texted 7 guys, hope one is you.

>>25620251
Night Physics!

>>25620237
>>"Multiple counts of violence and hurt feelings
hue

>>25620516
Would blue-green be a good hue for you?

I apparently wrote some Anon in pone prison back on 1/31/2015. I figured maybe I should revisit it now that there is a general.

I think my writing has improved a bit from when I first wrote this

>Everyone has this fantastical idea of their entrance to equestrian.
>Everyone thinks that you are just going to show up and be treated like royalty, greeted with love and kindness.
>What if I told you that wasn’t true?
>What if you were distrusted, ridiculed, and thrown into the dungeons of Canterlot?
>Judged by the life you’ve had no control over
>The life that’s robbed you from innocence withholding you from a life of peace.
>Because that’s what happened.

>A few weeks ago I ended up in equestrian, every Horsefucker’s dream!
>Well part of it anyway… The next part is actually fucking the ponies.
>But that didn’t happen
>I walked down the great hallway lined with the glass murals of Equestas past.
>Blinded by my own joy, I saw ponies, who’s faces of horror I mistook for inquisitive surprise.
“Princess!”
> I exclaimed, upon arriving at thrown.
>I bowed before her, only to be forced further down into the ground at the hooves of the one I thought would be my friend.
>Turning my head, I looked to the ponies I was so ecstatic to see.
>Fear.
>Fear is what their eyes portrayed.
>Not wonder.
>The days following only served to further crush my dreams.
>Subject to mental invasion I was deemed unfit for Equestria.
>A danger to the peace and harmony of their society.

>My cell was… cozy.
>There was a bed.
>And a window…
>The view was nice at least.
>I could see the landscape of Equestria from the side of Canterlot Mountain.
>Saying the view was breath taking wouldn’t do it justice.

>>25621567
>The window would be too high for a pony to look out of, but I found I could comfortably rest my chin between the bars and gaze at my would be Eden.
>I had a friend there too.
>Two cells down was a Minotaur.
>I called him minty.
>He doesn’t like that much… says he’s going to rape and murder my family, jokes on him, They are in a different dimension.
>Minty likes to say that about everypony though.
>The guards, the food servants, the walls.
>Rape and murder, rape and murder… Feminists would have a field day with this psycho.
>I tried my best to block him out.
>My daydreaming was cut short by a voice.
>One that wasn’t coming from a psychotic cow horse…
“H-heres your dinner, sir…”
>I turned to view who was speaking to me.
>It was the guard.
>Well this is unusual.
>The guard who is normally in charge of this block ignores me.
>When she brings me food she acts more like shes throwing the plate away rather then serving it to a living, feeling being.
>But this mare wasn’t that guard.
>And she looks horrified.
>Maybe if I act on my best of behavior feel less intimidated by me.
>I had no idea how long she would be pulling shift down here, but if it was more than just one shift, maybe we could become friends.
>But I’m getting ahead of myself.
“Thank you miss, I suppose I could take a break from my window watching for some dinner…”

>>25621573
More, also bump

>>25621573
>I stood up tall, trying to look as dignified as possible in your tattered unkempt garb
>I reached down and grabbed the plate she had slid under the bars
>The mare before me did little but stair at me
>Her mouth agape and her pupils reduced to the size of peas
“Oh, it’s the green push surprise, please; give my compliments to the chef, out of all the mushes he makes, the green is my favorite.”
>She nodded slowly
>You could see the light lavender coat standing on end
>Her timid eyes never leaving yours as she made her way to the next cell
>Fuck.
>I know I was never good with the ladies, and I know my jokes are bad, but not even a little crack in the ice?
>I sat hard on my bed
>Green mush was the fuckin worst.

>Hours had passed and all that mare did was sit on her pillow at the end of the hall
>She had a book in her hooves
>When you tried to ask her what she was reading the poor thing practically jumped out of her skin
>She put her book away after that and has elected to stare at your cell instead
>Any further attempts to communicate were met with more frightful expressions followed by even more focused staring
>The fuck was with this mare.
“Look, I don’t know what I did to get on your personal bad side, but-“
*ZAP*
“Ouch! What the fuck!”
>Stupid mare just zapped you with her magic
“What did I eve-“
>”Shut up! That was just a warning, the next one will knock you into next week! I know your games… The other guard told me about you. About your freaky alien mind control, and I wont have it!”
>A purple aura began to form around her horn
>This mare was crazy
>I jumped back as quick as possible, breaking her line of sight, and hopefully, line of fire.
“What the fuck are you talking about?! I don’t have mind control powers you psychopathic horse-“
*ZAPPP*
>Darkness

>>25621695

“Ughhhh”
>I could only open my eyes for a few seconds before the pain in my head caused me to clench them shut
>The cold cobblestone floor offered little comfort
>My head was throbbing
>If you’ve ever had a hangover, well that’s half of it.
>Imagine having a hangover, but also having been hit in the head by a baseball bat.
>Magic is officially the worst thing ever.
>Remember those threads where unicorns would jerk off anon with magic?
>Yeah, fuck that.
>The muffled sound of voices could be heard emanating from down the hall.
>Not wanting to move, I lay there, trying to make out what was being said

“Uhhhgggg what the BUCK Dahlia, you cant hurt the prisoners for no reason!”
“H-he was trying to pull something!”
“Oh? And what could he be trying to pull… I know you’re new, but I’m pretty sure the academy taught you how to deal with a rowdy inmate without trying to KILL them.”
“I never had to deal with MIND CONTROL at the academy, h-he might have tried to get me to let him out!”
“Mind control, wait, what?! Anon doesn’t have mind control powers, he is probably the least magical pile of shit ive ever seen! What in Equestria made you think he had mind control magic?”
“W-well… the other guards told me-“
“ The other guards? Son of a Changling, Someponies going to be getting a horse shoe up their ass for this one, but that doesn’t mean you’re off the hook. You have latrine duty for the next week. This is block B, none of the creatures here have significant magical abilities. Those prisoners are held up on block E. you know that, I KNOW you know that. It was in the briefing!”
“Y-yes mam. I apologize.”

>>25621807
“You better pray to Celestia Anon is ok from that blast. What in tartus did you do to him? I could hear it from my office two floors up!”
“I-it was just a standard incapacitation spell… I-I might have overcharged it a little though…”
“Well, hes a big guy… but I’m sure that was pretty painful… I’ll go get medical down here to be sure. First day here, and you’re already on my shit list. Keep it up Dahlia”

>>25621812
Inb4 she ends up bringing him more green mush as an apology since he said it's his favourite.

>>25621812
>big guy, incredibly painful

>>25620385
It's not showing on my account. I tried pulling up Marco Conde, but there's a bunch of them. What's your username?

>>25621927
Well fuck, now I can't get him more green mush. I actually wasn't thinking that, but it's pretty funny

>>25621955
^:)

>>25622127
well memed m'sir
^:)

>>25622127
Why not? There's nothing stopping you.

>>25622127
>>25622134
^>:[

This is a bump. If you continue to be on page nine I will be forced to bump again

Diseased at work bump

>>25622020
Try searching my namefag, I changed my name on Skype, and I don't think there are others WOI's on Skype. If they are, try searching the one in Mexico.

Slow day in my department. What pony/situations do you guys want to see, meanwhile?

>>25625135
Mad scientist.
Clopper.
"In the shower"
Still "asleep"
Sign that says free snuggles.
Yoga.
Has guests.
"Eating" a banana.
Getting a "wink"
A box with a face on it, smoking a cigarette while in bed with a pegasus.
All the rest of the mares crammed in one room.

Be anonsky
Be sitting in dirt hole of gulag
Be praising glorious Sunbutt for wonderful blessing of new home
Oh! New guard is of approaching.
"Good day comrade Cream!"
>CC:"anonsky, you are of being made to work in the mines! Now be of following yes!"


Just a shitty teaser on my lunch break.

>>25625356
>A box with a face on it, smoking a cigarette while in bed with a pegasus

Oh you!

boop

>>25618374
Tried to count how many so far.
I think it's up to 33 ponies checked now.

Fucking amazing

bump for more prison pone

>>25626433
Dubs of truth. 33 is the magic number. So we are halfway done and we only have like, what... 4 or 5 mares sleeping in our room tonight? This will certainly not end in shenanigans.

>>25627666
>Count 33 ponies
>Get dubs ending in 33
Nice trips btw Satan
And to think I never win with scratch offs and gambling in general.

>>25625568
Reference to something or just a hilarious mental image

>>25628516
It's a reference. Can't remember who's story though...

>>25628549
This fella's >>25624630

>>25627666
Oh trust me, Satan, I've got plans, here.

>>25618374
>She frowns.
>"I-"
"-Oh, no, shit, I didn't mean I hate your mane color or anything, but I fucking hated it when I'd see a crayon and think it's blue, then it'd turn out all bluish-purple... I really like your mane."
>She just faintly smiles.
>"Thanks."
>She slowly moves from the door and motions inside.
>"So, I'm, uh, sorry about the mess..."
>You wave your hand.
"Nothing can compare to the state of my previous room, I'm sure."
>Fucking cats, man.
>Seriously.
>You walk into the room.
>Sure enough, there's shit everywhere.
>And thankfully, not literally.
>There's music sheets everywhere, books, and some lined papers filled to the brim with whatever the hell.
>The shit that was on the bed at least gave SOME room to sleep.
>It looked pretty damn messy, actually.
"Daaamn."
>She just slowly nods.
"Are you some kind of musician or something?"
>She shakes her head.
>"I'm a singer... Well, I USED to be..."
"Really? And how'd you end up here?"
>She sighs and sits on the floor.
>"My former manager sabotaged a performance of mine by rigging the microphones. They shattered every glass object within a three mile radius..."
"...Wow. Damn, that's really fucked up. Couldn't that be labeled as an act of terrorism for the manager or some shit?"
>She nods.
>"It was... But nopony could prove that what I told them was true..."
>She starts sobbing.
>You drop the unconscious pony in your arms and kneel for a hug.
>She slowly leans into you and cries on your shoulder.
>Goddamn, your heart is in PIECES.
"...Is there anything in particular I can do to make you feel better? Pudding, maybe?"
>You feel her shake her head.
>"I-I just want to be able to sing for ponies again..."


Ugh, VERY short update, today. I haven't gotten a good sleep in so fucking long, and I nearly passed out in my department today. I've got more written out, and I've got lots planned though, so stay tuned!

And sling me any more ideas you want for a weed-infused Friday. I'll try to stay up.

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>>25621812
>hes a big guy… but I’m sure that was pretty painful…

I'm liking this writefag already.

>>25625471
Whatever happened to that story where Celestia had Twilight get herself in trouble to break into a Gulag?

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>>25625356
Kek

>>25628549
>>25629025
>Pic related

>>25626433
>33 ponies
>33 dubs
This anon must be correct.

>>25627666
Satan says so!

>>25629751
We need more Private Clucky.
>>25629659
KAREOKE NIGHT GO!

>>25629793
Yee. Do the karaoke thing.

>>25629793
>Karaoke night
>Anon's room turns into a concert
>Ponies brought cider
>Alcohol-free
>They still get drunk by it
>Next day, all the ponies were cuddling together after a crazy karaoke night
>Even one pony was on the ceiling
>Literally, she was hanging from the fan's ceiling, cuddling the fan

This will be a new level of cuddle orgy.
Not even the cuddle orgy of Mythd was this crazy.
I. Can't. Wait.

>>25632145
>>Even one pony was on the ceiling
>>Literally, she was hanging from the fan's ceiling, cuddling the fan

It'd be better if she were hit with an antigravity spell, or something. She wakes up the next morning, stuck upside-down on the ceiling.

>boop in the showers

Page 9? Not today!

>Be Anon
>In Canterlot dungeons because cultists
>Fucking cultists
>"Run! it's broken free!"
>Right now you're trying to figure out where you are
>You notice there's a friendly map on the wall
>"Canterlot Dungeon Map"
>Okay now where are you on the map...
>Seriously?
>"Secret cult ritual chamber" has a red dot on it saying "You are here"
>Okay, if you're reading this right you need to go left at the end of the corridor, through the wee men storage warehouse and then up the staircase to get to the exit.
>You calmly exit the ritual chamber and head towards the exit
>On the way you encounter some scared looking but very festively coloured ponies
>Similar to the cultists from earlier but not wearing evil cultist robes
>They're so bright and cheerful looking, except for the looks of utter horror on their faces as they run screaming shortly after you meet them
>When you reach the exit there are a bunch of them crouching behind a little sandbag wall
>As you pass them you stop to take a close look
>Oh, that's just adorable.
>They're dressed up as little ancient soldiers.
>Oh, they've seen you and are all just sitting there staring at you.
"Hello there."
>They all horse scream and run around, one of them bashing his head into the wall
"Bad pony! NO!"
>They all stop and just stand there looking at you blankly again
>It takes a few minutes, but you get them outside with a lot of shoving and lifting.
>Some fresh air will do them good.

Mythd, we still need an answer as to if Vintyl+Body mod potion=secret cock sock time.

>>25634599
What on earth else could it be used for?

maybe vintyl wants to use a pony-sized toilet?

>>25634621
For Amber to give herself bigger breasts originally. She did say they were small, but since Anon likes them, she needs to find other uses for the potion.

>>25634621
GIANT BREEZIE PENIS

>>25634674
Plz no

boop

>>25635932
You are the worst kind of criminal.

>>25634374
I'm havin a giggle here m8

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>>25636213
>boops you
I regret nothing!

>>25634374
>the wee men storage warehouse
Holy shit, we need a "Old Man Henderson" in Equestria story.