Anon in Pone Prison #28: Finals Edition

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>>25716382
I'm free!
Today was my last exam, so expect updates from me in the week.
Also, as Christmas thingy, I'll do a one-shot of my story.
That, if I get to present new characters to the story.

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>>25716382
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>>25716660
I'll try and have a small update tonight.

>>25716382
Alrighty, well, recap for those not wanting to read 4782 lines.
>You're in ponyland.
>You're also in ponyland PRISON.
>Because the ponies here have no idea what you are.
>"Good morning! It's nice to meet you! My name is Aryanne, but you can call me anything you want! Whatever makes you most comfortable here during your visit!"
>It doesn't even look like a prison.

>Guys are really out-numbered here.
>You don't think you're prepared enough mentally for sixty six ponies.

>"You think you can just waltz in here and take the place for yourself?!"
>He sets his hoof in an arm wrestling stance, and you lazily walk over.
>Then you yawn and slam his hoof with your eyes closed.
>He cries and flees behind a slide.

>"So then, who the heck is Celestia?"
>"I'll be signing and sending an official document tomorrow stating that you'll be free to become a full-Equestrian citizen. For now, goodbye, Anon."

>You see that stallion nigger again.
>He's got Aryanne hostage.
>That orange stallion was finally shipped god-knows-where, for threatening you and the warden herself.
>"I was just coming by to...um..."
>"To, uh... ask about... dinner..."

"...Uh, we got any wine glasses?"
>"The supply room's door is faulty. It won't open from the inside."
>It suddenly clicks shut.

>...
>"Wait, where'd the lighter go?"
>It quickly catches fire.

>"Oh man, it's fucked! We're fucked!"
>"Ary, if we don't make it out of here alive... I don't even know! What do people usually say in these kinds of situations?!"
>...What if this is the last time you'll see Anon?

>You lean forwards and pull him into a kiss.
"I'll... I'll be alright as long as I'm with you, Anon..."

>...
>You frantically tear open a hole in the wall.
>And of course, it only seems big enough for Aryanne.
>She gets stuck.

>You're gonna die here.

"Nurse Redheart?"
>"He's alive!"

>Once you're in Ary's bed, you finally notice how tiring dying actually is.
>"I... I love you, Anon..."

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>"I have brought you your pardon. You're free now, Anon."

"Why don't I just become a guard here or something?"

>You pick up the "uniform" and realize how goddamned small it is.

>...Was that a German accent?

>"Warden, Princess Twilight is here."
>"Anonymous, care to answer a few questions of mine?"
"That's Earth for ya- or rather, humans!"

>"Guard Pony Blue Fuzz, put down your weapon!!"
>"Y-yes, ma'am..."

"I think Imma have another heart attack."
>"There! Better!"
>You notice how tired you feel all of a sudden.

>It's Blue Fuzz.
>There's a puddle of tears beneath her and everything.
>She adjusts her hat and runs off.

>Jesus fuck, how long did you sleep?!
"Blue Fuzz?"
>"...Th-this is a dream, I-I'm sure of it..."
>She jumps up and kisses you.
>"A-and, even though this is a dream... you're everything I've ever wanted, but could never get..."

>She takes your shirt off.
>Then an alarm rings.
>...It's not a dream.

>You set out to find Blue.
>"A-Anon, I'm so useless! You know it, the warden knows it, and my family does, too!"

"She just finished overdosing on some pills!"
>"The sleep-inducing antidepressant?"

>You hear Aryanne.
"The doctor believes she'll be okay."
>"Well... we're going to need a new head guard pony, meanwhile..."

>"If you're the head guard pony now, the inmates are waiting for you to search and escort them here for breakfast."
>Sixty six fucking ponies, man.
>Christ, this is going to fucking take forever and a half.

"Well, you could sleep in my room, if you want...?"

>This pony's green, and has a jet black head of hair.

>"She was my partner in the force. EPD."
"And why are you an inmate here?"
>"For taking down the last pony that tried to hurt her."

>"I'm a singer... USED to be..."
>"I-I just want to be able to sing for ponies again..."
"...That could probably be arranged."

>You're halfway through the rooms, you think.

>There’s a suit on the bed.
>The room looks empty.
“Who’s here?!”


'Night.

>>25717197
Yes more, break the new thread with green!

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>>25717224
>post recap
>"night"
>No new green
You sick fuck

Just one post and a bit. Didn't notice the time.
>Wings, why do you refuse to go down?
>Sexy human smell is too sexy; send help.
>Watching him flex and lift, you watch his muscles shift under his skin.
>His upper body is minotaur like, maybe you can learn something to do with that.
>Massaging is definetly not your cutiemark, but maybe you can figure out a good workout drink you could make for him.
>He did say he wasn't interested in lewd, but that doesn't mean you can't get close to him, right?
>Oh, Celly, that was why you couldn't get close to him.
>You need to warn Chelicera before she goes too far.
>Walking over to her, it feels like weight is slid off you, the further you get from that smell.
>Thoughts become clearer and you can actually control your wings by the time you reach Chelicera.
"Hey, do you have a moment?" You ask, sitting next to her.
>"What's up?"
"Well, Celly seems to really like Anon, and she seems like she wants him to be hers only."
>"That is a bit of a problem, but I don't think Anon will let her be like that. I don't think he'll roll over for her or anything."
>Looking over, you see him still lifting easily a ponies weight with no problems.
>Strength certainly isn't an issue for him, but magic might be too much.
>But if he can resist it well enough, he doesn't need to worry since magic is dampened in the prison.
"I guess not, but I don't want to get stuck on her bad side. She is a black suit, after all."
>I'm a black suit too, remeber," Chelicera says, "and you're not scared of me, right? Or what about Anon?"
"But you guys are my friends, why should I be scared of you?"
>"Because Anon could easily turn you into a pony pancake if you made him mad? Because I could suck out all your emotions and leave you a dry, withered husk? Just because we can do things doesn't mean we will, same with Celly."

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"Again, you're right, but she was really hostile before, so just be careful Chelicera."
>"I will be, but it looks like Anon is done, so if you want to join me in getting some sexy human smell on you, do so now."
>With that, she saunters off to Anon's side, her wings already buzzing weakly at her side.

Man, Captcha keeps telling me to identify cactus. I live in Canada, we have no cacti here.

>>25718341
was this started in another part of the thread, or is it new. looks good either way keep it up

>>25718428
This is a new part. I'll update pastebin now.

>>25718496
yes

http://pastebin.com/Hvax5E9S
Pastebin for those who missed anything.

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>>25716382
Pay mayor mare a fine or s-serve your sentence! Y-your stolen goods are now forfeit. Okay?

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>>25718351
Its cactuses

>>25721842
Are you legit retarded or pretending?

>>25721842
No, cacti is the proper plural. Like octopi

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>>25721844
Both are technically correct in the same way anuses and ani are both correct.

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>"A little lower please."
>Following Cookies' instructions, you move your hands down and gently knead the flesh there.
>You're rewarded with a slight whine as you massage the knot there.
>Instead of just your nightly cuddles, Cookies came to your cell for one of your masterful human massages.
>Even in technicolor pony land, being a guard pony was a stressful job.
>Being the top guard also meant she had to deal with the most stress.
>Second only to the Warden, but that was mostly due to you.
>Hooves weren't the best and Cookies couldn't afford the salons that had minotaur or griffon masseuses on a guard's salary.
>Fortunately for her, she had you to help her unwind now.
>After relaxing the muscles in that spot, you move to another section on her back only to run into yet another knot.
>You frown down at her.
"You're a bit more tense than usual. Is there something going on?"
>Cookies let's out a sigh.
>"A whole new batch of inmates came in earlier this week. And they all have to be processed and settled in. I have to handle most of the load since /someone/ put almost half of the force in the infirmary."
>Cookies leaned her head back to glare at you.
>He cough as you look to the side.
"...they'll heal."

>>25725669
>"Anyway, they're a pretty rowdy bunch. It's been a pain in the flank having to deal with them."
>You punch a fist into your palm.
"You want me to help 'mellow' them out?"
>She looks back at you with an amused smile.
>"I don't think the infirmary could handle that much damage, but thanks."
>She scooches backwards into your torso with a sigh.
>"I could really use a day-off though."
>You wrap your arms around her, placing your chin on top of her head.
"You sure I can't do something?"
>"Mmm, just make sure to give me extra-snuggly cuddles this week."
"Whoo~, how lewd Ms.Top Guard."
>Chuckling for a good while, you both settle down into a comfortable silence.
>You stare off at the far wall as you idly rub one of her forehooves.
>Although your face is mostly blank, the gears in your head are turning...

>>25725678
>You are Cookies n' Milk
>You drop the quill for the dozenth time to give your sore gums a break.
>It's times like this that you wished you were an unicorn.
>They were more suited for this kind of work.
>You glare at the clock hanging on the wall, trying to will it to move.
>The large influx of inmates also brought with them a ton of paperwork.
>You've always had to deal with stressful situations but this week was getting to you.
>It was killing your sleep schedule.
>Only your nightly rendezvous with Anon helped put you at ease.
>But there was only so much those magical fingers of his could do.
>A knock from your office door interrupts your internal whining.
>Happy for the distraction, you swivel your chair towards the door.
"Come in!"
>The door swings open to reveal-
"Anon?"
>Your coltfriend checks the hallway of any witnesses before entering and locking the door behind him.
>Without saying a word, he walks across the office toward you and bends down to give you a kiss on your lips.
>The tension in your body melts away as you get lost in his lips.

>>25725689
>After a while, he disconnects and grins at you.
>"I have concocted a brilliant plan! Wanna hear it?"
>Your muzzle drops into a frown.
>It's never good when Anon made plans.
"...what is it?"
>His voice lowers into an excited whisper.
>"Let's go...on a date!"
>...
>Oh.
>Well, that's okay.
>Actually, that sounds pretty great.
>You'll just have to be discreet.
"Sure! Where do you want to go? Library, pool? The drama club has a play scheduled this evening."
>"I was thinking of something a little more on the ritzy side. Say, like Canterlot?"
>You snort while rolling your eyes.
"Sounds great. 'Hey Warden, me and Anonymous are going to take a day in Canterlot. Don't wait up!'"
>You giggle at the pout on Anon's face.
>"I'll have you know I've already thought of a solution to that."
>Oh, this'll be good.
>You smirk up at him.
"And what would that be?"
>With a matching smug expression, he leans down and whispers in your ear.
"I'm going to take you hostage."

Done for now.

>>25725697
Oh lawdy loo. I'm loving this friendo

>>25725697
this is of maximum happenings

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>>25727418

Come on, at least throw up story ideas or comments on existing ones.

>>25727475
I just keep the tread around and leach off the green, what you have with the black level inmate looks pretty good so far

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>>25722616
I'm calling bullshit. Pics or it didn't happen. No way ani is a proper plural of anus

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Discuss this next sentence.

Is Anon jail bait to all creatures in the slammer?

>>25725697
Aw shit nigga, dis gon be gud.

>>25722616
>>25728268
oh god my sides have become a plasma
fucking ani, it's so good

>>25728409
Maybe

>>25728268
Did you know the plural form of moose is meese?

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>>25722616
Had to look it up but ani is correct: http://www.merriam-webster.com/medical/anus

Hey guys two fast things

First, do you mind one or two mistakes in my updates? Cause I think i'll post the updates and then ask Physics to edit the update after it, sure any of you guys can catch any grammar error and tell me, so I edit the pastebin.
Is that okay?

Second thing I had to say was an idea
What if Anon was a pone in prison?
Like those threads of Anon filly / Dadonequs, maybe it could be a kindergarden prison.
Well it was an idea, is better than a bump, uh? Heh.

If you guys say "We don't mind to the errors" I'll update tonight or in the morning
I got coffee and cookies, so, shot.

>>25728586
Yes to both things, grammatical errors be damned.

>>25728586
Do the thing. Small errors don't really detract much from the story, and are sometimes pretty damn funny

>>25728586
It's fine. We'll fix you up.

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>>25728646
Well that was fast
Here, have a confused warden

>>25728666
Satan, you trap tickler-loving homo.

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Finals are complete. I'm on break, niggas. Let the green avalanche begin.

>>25729218
FUCK YEAH, BEEN LURKIN ALL NIGHT FOR IT!

>>25664811
>A few dog-orc looking things get hella excited at that
>You'll ask Brass what they are later
"That night saw Beowulf come alone to Heorot. After hearing of the beast's savagery, he knew he could never expose his fellow men to such a foul creature."
>Somebody pipes up
>"Wait, he takes that thing on alone?!"
>Some gasps go up
>Fuck yeah
>You continue
>You explain about how Grendel hated the sounds of merriment and happiness, and that was why he'd attacked the Danes in the first place
>That affected your audience more than you thought it would
>There were genuine looks of horror in the audience
>Well, this place seems to literally run on sunshine and rainbows
>You guess that /would/ be pretty evil from their perspective
"Beo spent many an hour tending the fire, drinking and singing. And then, in the dead of night... He came at last. Terrible Grendel, come to see what fool dared make a home of the hall of the Danes."
>You raise your voice into a roar, doing your best monster imitation
"Who dares?! Who dares make merry in this hall?! Some fool Dane, who knows not the name of Heorot's new master?"
>You hop to the side, striking up a new stance and voice
>You play both sides in the epic battle, as Beowulf announces his identity and challenges Grendel to single combat for the hall
>Beo actually wrestled Grendel into submission in the original story, you think, so there isn't much alteration necessary
>You obviously won't tell them that Grendel gets his arm ripped off and dies
>But you think you've got a fitting alternate ending, with a little help from the movie adaptation
"Finally, Grendel caved! Fear gripped the monster's heart as he fled, never to return to Heorot. But curiosity compelled him to stop just before the door, and turn to face his unassailable foe a final time."
>Back in Grendel voice
"W-Who are you?! How can you be so strong?!"
>Beowulf mode

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IT BEGINS

>>25729413
"I am Smacker... Whacker... Smasher... Wrassler. I am the Pillow in the Darkness, the Thrown Pie in the Night. Mine is Strength... and Friendship... and Power! I! AM! BEOWULF!"
>With a yell, you pantomime a big final hit on Grendel
>Crowd goes wild
"And so it was! our hero made good on his promise, and noble King Hrothgar made good on his! The Geat's ships were weighed down with treasure, and our hero claimed new glory, to be told of throughout the ages. This was not the last of Beowulf's great adventures, but that is a story for another day!"
>Round of applause
>You take a bow, and faintly hear a bell go off somewhere in the background
>"Alright, alright! That's enough! Time to head inside, everyone! Let's go!"
>Some guards start shepherding your audience inside
>Your weightlifting pals gather around
>"That was great, Anon! Will you tell some more stories tomorrow?"
"Sure. It was fun telling it to you guys."
>Steel Eye poses a question
>"So what was all that about Geets and Daynes, Anon? Humans have tribes?"
"A long time ago, yeah. They've mostly merged together now, though. Although the Danes are technically still around, the Geats merged with other local groups to become one big collective."
>Steel Magnolia eagerly joins in
>"What tribe are you, Anon?"
>Oh
>Uh
>'Merican?
>Naw, let's keep it mythical
"I descend from a group who called themselves the Celts. They lived a looooong time ago, about the same period as the Geats and Danes, but they go back even further I believe."
>"That's really cool! Minotaurs have clans too!"
>You spend a few more minutes chatting before the guards finally shoo you all inside
>After everyone goes their separate ways, it's just you and Brass
>"That was a cool story, Anon! And I think you were right. If your world has night-lurking, pillow-slinging monsters in it, I think I'd rather take a pass."
>You chuckle
"Told you, buddy. Earth's a crazy place."
>Your equine friend will never know the true reasons behind that statement

>>25729615
>Speaking of equine friends
>You had a hot date with the other princess tonight
>And Celestia's reaction during your "interview" got you thinking
>About alien pony physiology
>If you're gonna do lewd stuff to princesses, you're damn well gonna be good at it.
>Apparently you already were just with Brass' earlier unintentional advice, but a little studying could help
>And it'd be studying a subject you would actually retain
>Instead of trying to metaphorically swallow half a fucking textbook in a single night and hoping the information sticks
>You shudder
>Fucking finals week
>Why do you want to go back to Earth again?
>Oh yeah...
>Loved ones and responsibilities
>You straighten up a little with that thought
>All the more reason to shower your two new favorite princesses with all the affection they could stand while you were here
"Hey Brass, when's dinner? Do we have time to do something really quick?"
>"We've got a little bit. Why? I thought you were really hungry?"
>Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ
>The hunger comes back to you the moment he mentions it
>Yeah, forget the lewd study time for now
>Let's get grub
"It can wait until after dinner. I'm starving!"
>"Alright. Let's head over and wait for the cafeteria to open then."
>Away you go, down the halls, around the corners, and over several startled ponies
>Brass is doing his best to keep up, but hunger accelerates you to the speed of Kenyans
>You come to a skidding halt outside the cafeteria doors
>First in line, baby
>Brass trots up afterward, wheezing
>"How are you so fast on only two legs? That doesn't even make sense!"
"Quality over quantity, homie. Plus, humans have always been able to run a long way with decent speed."
>Until fast food
>"Sheesh... You really are some kind of god."
>You fucking wish
>You and Brass just bum around outside, othe inmates lining up behind you, until the doors finally open
>nyyyeeeessss.jpg
>Book your shit into line and pile the food onto your tray
>Head to a table and dig in

Passing out for the night. I will return tomorrow,

>>25729784
>>"Sheesh... You really are some kind of god."
>>You fucking wish
kek
that feel

>>25730125
come back soon

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My PC decided to shut down for no reason and I lost 2.5k of update
Brb raging in the corner

I've had a lot of spare time recently so the question is; should I get high and try writing some green?

>>25730229
Yes

>>25730229
Do not ask. Do.

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>>25730246
Your overwhelming enthusiasm has convinced me
If I still like it when I'm sober I'll post what I come up with

>>25730287
dis gon be gud

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>>25728533
Well I'll be damned. Good job, Anon

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http://pastebin.com/k9TvSFW8

Be Gentle Scent
>Be currently flying, finishing fixing the Aromatherapy room
>You were walking through the roof, trying to find the trouble with the room
>It seems like the problem was… nothing! It was your nose again! What a surprise, isn’t it right? So silly…
>Problem or not, better be safe than sorry later!
>Good thing is that you did tell Soft Pumice about the ‘problem’ being the air conditioner fault and not yours! Tiny lies can’t hurt, right? Right!
> Well, time to work again! Ah, you feel like massaging today… your spa senses can feel like somepony needs to be massaged!
>I wonder who will come to the room first… Hmm!
>Now… how do you get down to the floor again?
>…
>..
>.
>Oh yeah! Wings! Now carefully I-
>Suddenly, someone opened the door of the Aromatherapy room
>”Hello! Gentle Scent! Where are you? Uh… I suppose she went to-“
“I’m up here, Soft!” you tell meanwhile waving your left hoof
>Soft Pumice moved his head up noticing you
>”There you are! What? Did you forget how to get off the roof again?”
“Kind of!” you say with a smile, adding some giggles
>”Silly Pegasus, what are you going to do or say next? That the whole problem was your imagination and it was your nose fault or something?” Soft Pumice said while rolling his eyes “Just come down already, please!”
“N-nope, my nose is okay! Can you throw me something? I think I’m stuck up here”
>”Maybe I can help” a voice said, one that you can recognize
>As you looked to the door, the warden and an inmate entered the Aromatherapy room. The warden’s horn started to glow and you could feel his magic around you, slowly levitating you back to the floor
“Yaaaay! That was fun! Thank you warden!” you said beaming at him
>”Next time try to use your wings, or stop flying in the roof”
“I’ll remember that!”

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>Wait, remember what? What did he say? It was something about flying again to the roof? Well you’ll do that tomorrow then!
“HOLY WET TOWELS! Who’s the inmate? I have never seen him before around here! He’s new here?”
>And when did he enter the room!?
>Or wait, maybe he was with the warden
>Are you forgetting things again?
>…
>What was your name again?
>Oh no! By the excitement you forgot your name!
>”Hi. The name is Anonymous, but you can call me Anon. Nice to meet you, umm?” the inmate said, awaiting your answer
>Wait, my name is Anonymous?
>Wasn’t it something related to the Spa?
>Or with scents?
>Oh well!
“Howdy Anon! My name is Anonymous! Nice to meet you!”
>Anon looked at the warden with a confused look, then at Soft Pumice
>”Oh you have to forgive her; she’s just playing with you. Gentle Scent, let’s play later and-“
>You interrupt Soft Pumice. You were getting confused
“Wait, my name isn’t Anonymous? So who is him?”
>”I’M Anonymous, and by what Soft is saying, you must be Gentle Scent”
“Wait, I can’t be Anonymous then?”
>”Wha- Well, there can only be one, and that one is only me!”
“Well why there can’t be two? Or three? Or four! What if there is a legion of Anonymous and we don’t know!”
>The warden and Soft Pumice seemed confused as to what you were trying to say, or the whole situation with who was Anonymous
>”C-can I be Anon too?” the warden said with a shy tone
“Sure you can!”
>Yay! More Anons!
>Anon number one giggled at Anon number two for his reaction
>”Are you going to roleplay now, Shorty?”
>Wait, the warden was called Anon this whole time? Wasn’t his name Short Fuse?
>So that makes him Anon warden!
>Anon warden smiled nervously at Anon one while brushing. Anon one defense dropped!

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>…Was he saying that to me?
>….yes he is!
>Oh wait, this was a whole game? You should have guessed! Games are fun!
“Okay!” you nod and start over, greeting Anon “Hi! I’m Gentle Scent! Manager of Saddle Arabia’s prison spa! Glad to serve you!”
>Oh hey! You remembered this time everything!
>And Soft Pumice seemed happy by that! Yay!
>”Nice to meet you, again… Gentle Scent. I’m Anonymous but everyone calls me Anon”
>You take a step closer to Anon, examining him from head to foot
“Whoa! You… are…”
>”Big?” Anonymous said, with a smile while waiting for your answer
“No! Interesting!
>”For- Aww…”
“I have never seen a creature like you before! Can’t wait to lay my hooves in your back! You are really going to feel good!”
>The warden cocked his head looking directly at you
>”J-Just don’t be so tough with him!”
>Daww, the warden sure worries about their inmates!
“Don’t worry warden! Anon’s gonna have a good time!”
>”Oh I forgot to tell you Gentle Scent, but we are going to massage the warden and Anon here”
“That’s no problem! Alright, I’ll take Anon and you take the warden!”
>Good the Aromatherapy room was always prepared for emergency massages!
>Isn’t a big room, but that didn’t matter. What matters here is that you are going to massage a new inmate!
“Okay Anon, lay down and I’ll do everything else!” you say while pointing at the spa furniture
>He lies down as you said
>Time for your special ability! The art of massages!

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>You jump on top of Anon and start massaging him with your whole 4 hooves at full force while going in circles
>
>5 minutes later
>”I don’t feel like you are massaging at all. Hey, just by curiosity… how much pegasi weigh?
“I dunno… like, 4 or 5 pounds?”
>”You got to be kidding me… You pegasi are light weight… At least this room smells so good it gives me good vibes”
>Was Anon calling you a pegasi? That was silly of him!
>Or maybe…
>You look at your back with curiosity
>BY CELESTIA, YOU HAVE WINGS

Be Yarn Feather
>Be waking up from an amazing dream
>You were a cat in the dream! Which was drawing ponies in costumes… weird dream? But you were a cat in the dream! Awesome!
>You yawn and try to stretch a bit, trying to not wake up Pancho or Jenny
>Whoa, why the room feels so cold? Is the thermostat failing or something? Is White Breeze playing with it or something? Ugh, this pony never learns…
>You pat Pancho’s side and-
>…
>Wait, this isn’t Pancho you are patting
>This is Jenny’s neck!
>Where is Pancho? When did he leave!?
>You move Jenny’s neck to her side of the bed carefully without waking her
>Instead of standing up, you sit in the pillow you were using to sleep
>Your vision was still burry, but you do your best to locate Pancho
>He wasn’t on the bed… on the floor… on the table…
>Was he in the bathroom?
>Your vision gets better and you can clearly see the entire room now
“Pancho? Where are you?” you say quietly, so you don’t wake up Jenny
>You heard some rustling. Was it coming from the roof?
>You take a glare at the roof and- wait, what? WHAT!?
“…Pancho? Y-you… you are…”
>You can’t believe it. Are you still sleeping? Is this a dream?
>Floating in mid air was Pancho. He was levitating in the middle of the room, staring directly at you
“By Celestia…”

Chapter end

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Tomorrow I'll continue with more.

Sorry again if there was any grammar error.
As you know, english isn't my first language, but hell, i'm trying.
Just point which parts are incorrectly!
I hope to speed up a bit, update every day so I can get that Christmas One-shot before 25 of december.
Now if you excuse me, i'm going to sleep for a bit.
Or well, maybe i'll praise the sun since is up already.

>>25730962
Its good so far

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>>25730935
that's...kinda sad
my memory is only slightly better, though

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>>25731005
Glad to read that!

>>25731735
Mine's not better too, I forget sometimes things
So I have to read 3 times before sending or doing something

>>25732406
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>>25733186

>"Anon, stop bumping the cell bars! You are annoying others inmates by that!"

>>25733741
But we need are greens sir

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So... last thread I saw some anons asking if Police thread wanted to move to this thread
So? What happened?

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Shit bump!

>>25734622
No police pones happened.

I need some.

>>25733741
it took me 2 minutes to remember the word stale, after eating stale cereal

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>Anon in pone prison camp
>it's pretty much The Great Escape with magic horses and a bald ape
>the perimeter fence is chin-high by pony standards yet they still devote their time and effort to either cutting through the fence or tunnelling under it
>Anon just steps over it and pops down to the shops when he gets sick of waiting for aid packages to be delivered for his coffee and pudding fix
>it's worth the two hours in the cooler

>>25717224
>You take another look at your surroundings.
>You really don't spot anything out of the ordinary.
>And ponies aren't great at hiding very we-
>-That painting is blushing.
>You're pretty sure it wasn't like that, earlier.
>You walk up to it.
>It, like most paintings, doesn't move.
>You boop the painted pony's nose.
>...Nothing happens.
>...Oh.
>Well okay, then.
>You turn around and see a blue tie with eyes staring into yours.
"-AAH, FUCKING SHIT!!"
>You fall on your ass, and a quick poof later, you're seeing a blue unicorn with a yellow mane, looking down at you.
>"Uh, h-hi, Anon! ...I-I swear I wasn't spying on you! Honest!"
>You calm down, stand up, and put your hands on your hips like a strong, independent black woman.
"Really, now? So then what WERE you doing?"
>You can see her eyes continuously snapping to your boxers, then back to you.
>"I-I-uh-I-"
>Her horn lights up, and she magically ends up a few feet away, running towards the door.
>She smashes face first into it and falls over.
>Wait.
>...Did that pony TELEPORT?
>That's badass.
>"..."
>...Oh, right.
>You should probably help her out.
>You walk and gently pick her up.
>She holds her muzzle and is silently crying.
>You instinctively cradle her in your arms and pet her.
>Then you remember you're practically naked while doing so.
>...Meh, it's only practically.
>She stops and looks up at you with those huge orange eyes of hers.
"Are you alright?"
>She wipes her tears with a hoof, then smiles.
>"I-I am, now..."
>Your heart instantly warns you that he's ready to attack.
>Jesus, and you just finished having it magically healed by Princess Twilight.
>Fucking ponies.
>No wonder why you're the only human here.
>Obviously everybody else that came here didn't have a strong enough heart to survive the first encounter.
>God knows you almost didn't.
>While you're busy trying to control your heart, the pony pecks your cheek, then covers her face with her hooves.
>"S-sorry!"

>>25737545
>You just look at her.
"You and I both know you aren't sorry."
>She sheepishly smiles, then hides behind her hair.
"...Is that suit actually for me, though?"
>She beams and stops blushing almost instantly.
>"Oh, of course! I had found part of your suit -took some measurements while you slept- restructured it-"
"-Wait, what-"
>"-With a new, softer, lighter fabric, and hoofstitched it all together, just for you!"
"-What was that about taking my measurements while I slept-"
>"-Oh, and consider it a gift, free of charge! Although, a form of, 'payment' would be VERY... appreciated~"
>Her tail brushes across your face.
>She snuck into your room.
>While you slept.
>...You need to start locking your fucking doors.
>Seriously.
>Still though, you got a free suit out if it, so there's not much to complain about.
>...MUCH.
"Sorry, but I'm off the table for lewd stuff."
>She pouts.
>"...C-can you at least scratch my ears, then?"
>...Why the fuck is that such a big thing with ponies?
>You nod regardless, and start on her left ear.
>Her blush comes back full force, and her eyes roll back in a second.
>"Hoo-ooh, thaaat's iiiit..."
>One of her hind legs kicks.
>It's so adorable.
>...But it also makes you wonder what you're really doing here...
>Hell, for all you know, ponies reproduce from belly rubs.
>...Nah.
>That's retarded.
>Her tongue lolls out of her mouth.
>...Lolls...
>That's such a stupid word, isn't it?
>Like, one 'l' away from sounding like a twelve year old posting 'may-mays'.
>You fucking hated when your mom found the internet.
>'Hey Anon, why you no throw out the trash?'
>...You miss your mom.
>However crazy and lonely she was.
>A moan from the pony brings you back to Earth.
>-Well, not Earth.
>You can feel some kind of thick liquid drizzling down your left arm.
>The arm right beside her rump-
>-SWEET SATAN!
>You set her down and just furiously rub that shit on your boxers.
"H-HOW?!"
>Her blushing intensifies.
>"W-what?"
"How do you get aroused from THAT?!"

>>25737600
>You look down at yourself.
>And your plain green boxers.
>Oh, right.
>That's how.
>"I-I couldn't control myself! Just, y-your hands, a-and your big, strong arms..."
>She starts staring off into space.
>She catches herself before drooling and blushes.
>"S-sorry!"
>You just nod.
>Well, your boxers seem a little drier now anyways.
>Guess you can slip into the suit now.
>You look over at the uniform, all wet and torn.
>Guess you SHOULD slip into the suit.
>You just walk over and grab the slacks.
>"W-w-wait! You're not going to take those off n-now?"
>You shake her head.
"Can't get what you can't pay for."
>She hops over to you.
>"-Y-you want bits?! I got bits!"
>She shoves a bunch of coins in front of your face.
"...That was a joke. I'm no prostitute."
>She pouts.
>Damn, imagine how great being a prostitute here would be, though?
>Sounds like a pretty nice deal, honestly.
>-Not that you'd ever do that shit, but shit, that shit sounds like good shit.
"Though, this suit is probably better than the one I paid thousands of dollars for, so, if you ever think of any way for me to repay yo-"
>"-TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF-"
"-that isn't lewd, I'll happily oblige."
>[Frustrated horse noises]
"...Besides, I'm sure everyone in this damn prison got a good look at me when my pants were taken off the first day."
>Her blush intensifies.
>...Wait.
>You look at the unicorn before you.
>The BLUE unicorn.
>With BLUE magic.
>You vividly remember a blue glow when...
"-YOU PULLED MY PANTS DOWN THAT DAY, DIDN'T YOU?!"
>"-W-WHAT?! N-NO, OF COURSE NOT!"
>You put on a disappointed look.
>It's super effective!
>"...O-okay, yes! It was me! I-I just, y-you're so... BIG!"
>You just stare at her in disbelief.
>"Y-yeah, I'll stop talking now..."
>You blink, then simply resume putting everything on.
>It slips on perfectly, and in just a minute, you're fitted with everything.
"So, yes, repayment whenever. You're cleared."
>You start to walk out, then stop.
>You grab the uniform and leave.

>>25738053
Oh, right.

Goodnight.

>>25738386
Good night famu.

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Hey it's me high guy. I was gunna post green ages ago, but then it was a really nice day so I got high instead. Gimme like a minute or fourty

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Hey its me! The anon who Got high and said he'd write some green. Well there's good news and bad news.

Good news: I actually did write some green, I know wtf? there's a first time for everything
Bad News: So highness doesn't exactly foster a creative mind, but you autists love seeing the same thing again and again, so eat shit fatty


>Be Anonymous
>You've been on this cart swaying around for almost an hour now
>Travelling in relative peace picking up fellow convicts town to town, heading toward your fate
>Or prison or whatever
>The latest prisoner to join your small group has left you feeling, uncomfortable tho.
>It was a small pony sitting just opposite you, sky blue coat and steel grey/white mane.
>And for the past few minutes she's been attempting to subtly inspect you
>Well it’s not exactly subtle
>It's a little hard to hide your glances with eyes that god damn big.
>That's right stare at the freak
>She isn't even joining in with the surrounding groups conversation.
>Just glancing at you
*glance*
>Plz stop small ponis ur making me feel weird
>You look around the cart to distract yourself
>To your side sit two griffins
>Across from them is some white coloured buck with an orange mane
>At the very end of the cart sits what you'd call "a furries wet dream"
>Some sort of grey-blue bipedal dog creature.


I have to get food I'll post more in a minute

>>25739290
welcome back man

>>25739290


>Up until now it had been the same story for every prisoner picked up
>They entered the cart all sad, eyes shining wet
>Eventually they'd come to terms with what was happening to them
>Then they'd calm down and become very chatty
>You'd just sat in the corner and avoided conversation
>You were still treating this whole thing as bad dream
>After having woken up in a forest and wandering around for a few days before being arrested
>Arrested by small colourful ponies
>This can't be a dream tho, shits too realistic
>Got to buck up and deal with this situation head on
>Pone glances at you again.
>Should try to join the group but it's awkward with her watching you now
>Don't want to spill your spaghetti.
*Glance*
>This time you accidentally make eye contact
>Her face pales and her eyes grow huge in shock
>Wow, really thought she was being sneaky, didn't she?
>As you continue your stare her lip starts to quiver and her eyes begin to moisten
>Oh god plz don't cry
>Your heart can barely take it
>But you ain't flinchin', gotta be a man
>Stare that adorable pony down
>Just before your heart pops she seems to regain her composure and is now looking at you with
>Determination(fagget)
>Her mouth opens as she beings to speak...

>>25739349


>Be pone
>Well not pone, your name is Krystal Shear
>After joining the prisoners in the cart you sat down and attempted to make friends.
>But everypony had already met and were mid conversation.
>You didn't want to interrupt
>However there was one, uh? Creature which wasn't joining in with the group
>It was a, a uh, hairless Minotaur/gorilla hybrid thing
>You catch yourself staring and look away.
>But curiosity and desire for friendship was to powerful for your eyes
>You spend the next few minutes trying to covertly observe this creature
>Waiting for the right moment to try and start a conversation
>You're not good at making friends and you really need one now you're going to prison
>He's got a really flat face, and now he's looking at you with a grumpy face.
>Oh my gosh did you say that last part out loud?
>wait... he's looking at you, and your looking at him looking at you, looking at him.
>You've been caught in the act and can feel yourself becoming overwhelmed
>Tears begin to spring forth at the prospect of losing this potential friend
>His demeanour changes to one of concern as your eyes begin to water
>Why would he be concerned for you? you were the one caught staring in public.
>With that you decide it'll be now or never to make friends this creature.
>You blink away your tears and steel yourself, forcing a calm face.
>......
>You need to say something.
>You need to say SOMETHING!
>You have an idea
>Just introduce yourself. Introduce yourself... introduce yourself! just do it!
>"What in tartarus are you?!"
>No, bad pone! That's not how you make friends.


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>>25739368


>Be anon
>Small pone has just shouted at you. Questioning your origin, your existence, your very being.
>Reasonable enough
>It would also explain the constant watching
>"I'm a human small pone, but plz call me anon."
>Blank stare
"anon?"
>"it's short for anonymous"
"k"
>"uh are you okay small pone?"
>She looks distant and worried over something
>You're just happy she's not crying
"I'm fine, it's just..."
"I'm sorry for yelling at you and using a tier 1 swear word!"
>She looks away even more flushed
>How adorable. Small pone thinks it's been offensive.
>"don't worry small pone, swear and yell at me all you want, I grew up with two older brothers”
>"I really don't care if you yell or scream at me"
>You'd fought fiercely both verbally and physically when you were growing up together
>Her face, returning to a normal shade, is claimed by a quizzical look
"What does having older brothers have to do with it?"
>"err, nvr mind"
>Thus far you'd learnt these guys really didn't have an appreciation for violence
>probably why you're headed to jail after your first encounter with them
>"Hey uh, small pone?"
"yeah"
>"What's your name? you never mentioned it"

>>25739373


>Be Krystal Shear again
>Shit
>Anon just asked your name
>Why oh why didn't your mouth just say that to begin with.
>stupid mouth
>stupid pony
>You've got caught in your thoughts again and seconds have passed
>You still haven't said anything.
>He must think you're a total weirdpony
>But he was nice enough when you shouted at him
"pone? you still there?"
>Anons voice shocks you out of your stupor
>"oh, um my name is Krystal Shear"
>nice, you check box one on making friends
"Neat. You’re cool stuff Shear, you seem an honest pony"
>He said you're cool and he gave you a nickname!
>This guy's got beast level friendship skills
"You're so adorable when you think to yourself"
>He leans over and boops your nose
>You feel the instinctive rush of blood to your cheeks and a tingle of pleasure through your spine
>M-more like beast level /lewd/ skills
>There's a quick intake of breath from fellow passengers at the public display of pony perv play
>You don't mind the embarrassment though, anon has nice firm nubs on those paws
*unf*
>He quickly pulls away at the passengers reaction
>No! bad passengers, you were making fast friends with this human
>Anon has folded his arms together and looks back to you
"So, what are you in for?"
>What were you here for?
>You didn't want to think about it
>And if you tell him he might think you a monster
>"I-i, uh, I'm here cuz. Whelp you see it-"
>You’re interrupted by the stopping of the cart and shouting from the surrounding guards.
>Looks like you've reached the end of the line.
>You've been dreading this moment, even now with your new friend

>>25739395


>Be anon
>Shear was attempting to tell speak when she was interrupted by your arrival
>A nearby guard, a colt of grey with brown mane, began shouting at your group to leave your cart
>You pick up your bag and move to exit
>Several other carts are depositing their prisoners around you
>Off the cart you can get a proper view of your new prison to be.
>Yeah, you don't think /prison/ is quite the word you'd use for the place
>It looks like a 5 start resort
>For real like shit out of Dubai
>And its huge
>Not only that it's positioned on the ground directly below the cliff face on which that huge castle you'd seen in the distance sits
>If the view wasn't fantastic enough there's a waterfall directly behind the facility
>Some form of artificial light was causing the waterfalls spray to form a rainbow above the centre.
>Guess that explains the name of the place
>PERPETUAL RAINBOWS REHABILITATION CENTRE.
>In big flowery letters and everything
>Suddenly you're not as worried about this whole prison thing
>Already lookin' better than earth's version
>In your dwellings you'd missed the small horse with horn appear in front of your group
>Horse with horn eh? Hadn't seen one of those yet, you file that away for later.
>Little horse speaks ups
"Alright everypony listen up!"
"I am The Warden of Perpetual Rainbows Rehabilitation Centre, more affectionately known as PRC"
"You may address me by my title of Warden or you may call me Honey Cakes"
>These names make no sense but they seem to suit the ponies
>Honey Cakes was living up to her name with a honey coloured mane almost drizzling down her neck and shoulder
>Her coat looked that of a golden brown waffle
>A picture of what looked to be honey glazed buns was stamped on her butt
>God damn she looked good enough to eat
>No beasto
>Or would it be no xeno?

>>25739412

"And finally I'd like all of you to think of me as your friend"
"I'm as kind as I am fair”
>Shit you weren't listening, what's happening?
"Alright! Gryphon's, over to tour group 2. Minotaur's and Diamond dogs you got group 3"
"Ponies and... oh"
"Ponies and /other/ over here you're in my tour group"
>Okay good you've been told where to go, assuming you're "other".
>Judging by the wardens reaction when you joined her group you were.
"oh my gosh I can't believe I've got such an exotic creature going to my facility"
>Shear interjects from you side
>You'd wondered where she'd gone
"He's a human"
"Oh my, a hue-man"
>Honey Cakes gives a big happy grin
>So DAMN CUTE!
>The Warden addresses the ponies around you
"Okay now each of you will pair off into sub-groups and move to a guard pony with a group 1 badge
“They will be your tour guides for the day"
>Do normal prisons give tours?
>You look at all the ponies moving about below you to be next to the ponies they'd befriended on their own rides over
>As if on queue Shear looks up at you
>Looks like you found your partner
>You both begin to march off to the nearest available guard pony
"WAIT. Not so fast you two!"
>Shear slams on the breaks at the sound of The Warden's voice
>You however were much slower and less concerned
>Resulting in one of Shear's now unmoved legs being in the path of yours
>*insert wilhelm scream*
>Down you go like a sack of shit
>...ow

>>25739435

>You groan and get yourself up
>Look down, brush yourself off
>No damage done, that was lucky
>You take note of the scene around you and stare on with abject horror
>All around you tiny ponies run frantically yelling for help in a panic
>There's whinnying and bickering all around
>Honey Cakes and Krystal Shear have rushed up to you
>Shear dives straight at you and slams you clean onto your ass
>Ow again. this place is aggressive.
>She's trying to blubber out how sorry she was for tripping you
>Tears welling in her huge eyes
>"Don't worry it was a complete accident, and my fault if anything"
>"I'm perfectly fine so no harm done?"
"W-what? what do you mean?"
>"I mean I'm fine don't worry about it, Jesus Christ. I accept your apology or whatever"
>She looks up at you with teary eyes and puts on a brave face
>"Atta girl"
>You gently pet her head and disentangle yourself from pone limbs
>Geeze you barely know this pony and she's already crying over you
>Actually now that you look around...
>While Honey Cakes may have acted more restrained you can still see tears in them eyes
>In fact now the panics settled half the ponies here look like they're crying
>Guess falling down here is a big deal compared to back home
>Although you also guess back home horses which injure their legs get shot
>That though brought to you by brain
>A complete arsehole

>>25739450


"Hue-man you don't have any booboos do you!?"
>The Warden trots up questioningly after shouting for help.
>You spy a couple of medic ponies pop out of the PRC and start galloping your way
>They're galloping along with a pony sized medic stretcher
>Lucky you're not actually hurt or it would have been quite the site being carted away by that pair
>"Don't worry Honey Cakes I'm fine, no booboos"
"Are you sure, that was a nasty fall and I would hate to have you injured your first day here"
"I'd be such a bad warden"
>"Don't worry, hand to god I'm fine"
>Honey cakes relaxes at your insistence but is still eyeing you with concern
>You get back up and stretch out your limbs
>The medic ponies arrive with their comically small stretcher but turn away at The Warden’s order
>Here five minutes and you already caused a scene
>The ponies around you still seem shocked that you'd even stood back up
>But they regain their composure and move back to their prospective guard guides
>The warden however seems stuck in thought and is unresponsive
>is there a ctrl+alt+del on a pony?
>"So Warden you wanted to see us?" gesturing to yourself and Shear
>"Warden?"
>"helllloooo?"

>>25739456


>Be Honey Cakes
>You'd just shouted out at the hue-man and the pony with him
>You realise that had been a mistake as you watch him tumble to the ground
>Ouch that has got to have caused quite a few booboos
>Everypony around is in an immediate uproar
>Flailing, weeping and general worry spreads through tour group 1
>But you're The Warden, you're made of, and have to act like, tougher stuff
>You only let a few tears out
>INDOMITABLE!
>The blue pony with him conversely seems to be inconsolable
>And has knocked him back over
>You watch mesmerised as the hue-man whispers a few thing to the pony and gently pats her head
>She immediately calms at whatever's said
>They must be good friends already, that's nice
>You call for the help of the emergency medic team
>You can see the pair running toward you now
>Good
>Trotting over to the hue-man you ask if he's got any booboos
>He insists he's fine and as if to prove his point stands up and brushes himself off once again
>He might be acting tough
>You'll be sure to tell nurse Soft Cotton to check his knees for scrapes in his physical tomorrow
>The medics arrive and you have to wave them off explaining the situation
>Also should take note that the prison may need different sized stretchers
>You sit down on you rump in a dither
>The days barely begun and it's already been an emotional roller coaster
>First excitement at the presence of a new species at your prison
>Then the fear as said hue-man fell down
>And finally the relief and amazement at how easily he brushed off falling down like that
>You catch yourself admiring the toughness of this new inmate as he talks to you
>Hmm, why's he talking at you? Wait aren't you supposed to be doing something?

>>25739478


"helllooo?"
"Warden Honey Cakes, you there?"
>Oh that's right
>Activate brain
>"Yes, yes I'm here hue-man"
"The names Anonymous by the way, but you can call me anon"
>This guy was quick with giving out his nickname
>"Right, anon, and you are"
>You gesture to the blue pony next to him
"I'm Krystal Shear"
>"Good to meet you"
>You begin your awesome introduction
>"Hi I'm Warden Honey Cakes, but you knew that already"
>"I called you over because being warden means I have to give a personal tour to any unique creatures"
>"This is to assess the possible dangers you may posses to fellow inmates"
>Anonymous looks un-phased
"Yeah that's fine"
>That went smoother than you thought
>Some ponies don't like being thought of as a threat
>"So I will be your group 1 guide for your first time at PRC then"
>They nod in acknowledgement
>You must be doing good
>"Right! you may now choose which part of the tour to go on first!"
>You wait expectantly for their reply

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>>25739478


>anon
>Honey Cakes has stopped talking again
>"Uh, Warden what exactly are our options for this tour?"
>She shakes herself aware again and begins speaking
"Sorry. You may visit the recreation centre, Living quarters where you'll be assigned a room or the clubs complex."
"There's a few other things but they're not included on the general tour"
>Living quarters? room? not a cell? this place has you even more intrigued
>You looked down at Shear attempting to get her attention
>"I'm kind of interested in seeing our rooms"
"I'd like to see them too"
>Radical
>You reach your fist out for a mad bro-hoof
*bump*
>"All right then Warden, let's go see the living quarter"
>She replies with a cheery smile
"Alright follow me you two"


That's all I've got in a decipherable state thus far
I hate you all

>>25739537
Who cares if its unreadable just post everything.

>>25739597

seconded

>>25739597
>>25739615
don't be a pus mate your peer pressure can't beat me down

>>25739646
But the green was so good.

>>25739646
>>25739666
Satan says so.

>>25739705
Shit, how did you figure out my identity?

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>>25739666
>>25739705
God damn thats annoying
Fine just give me like a half hour and I'll post a little more

>>25739769
We shall lurk until your return.

>>25739537
>>25739769
ook ook motherfucker

>The living quarters building looks insane
>It's a massive honeycomb structure built into, and stretching out, of the near cliff face
>Each room in the complex makes up one of the hexagons in the honeycomb structure
>On each floor there's a couple of laundromats for you to clean your clothes
>This place looks like some weird futuristic building
>Comparing this place to the castle miles above you shows these ponies have crazy diverse architecture
>Comparing this prison to itself shows this isn't a prison
>shits fucked aye
>The Warden has been showing you both all the emergency exits and first aid kits around the place
>And their patented no ouchies rubber structure walls
>This feels like a kindergarten, or insane asylum.
>Finally you reach the bedrooms
>Honey Cakes turns to address the two of you
"Now you have a choice of two types of rooms"
>You can even choose your room type?
>There are different /types/ of room at all?
>"And they are?"
"You can pick between a single room or a double room which you share with a roomfriend"
>Shear's ears perk up at the mention of a shared room
"I'll gladly share a room with anonymous"
>You honestly wouldn't mind that
>24/7 adorableness
>But you really like your privacy
>she looks at you hopefully but you'd like to know more before you make a decision
>"I'll think about it Shear but I'd like to know more"
>"Like, are there any major differences between the room types?"
"Well the double rooms are a lot bigger, but you have to share an en suite"
"Some ponies don't like that"
"You certainly have more privacy with a single room, but most ponies find it too lonely"
>"Okay thanks for the info Warden"
"Oh such manners Anon"
>Little warden was looking impressed with your basic kindness
"So what will it be?"
>"Uh, can we see one of these rooms?"
"Sure anon, Shear, let’s go see the closest category 3 double room!"
>Honey Cakes happily trots off down the hall

>>25739939


>The nearest room was on the 4th floor; top floor.
>As you approach the door with the warden you chose to question something she'd said before
>"Honey Cakes before you had said this was a category 3 room?"
"Yes anon"
>"What exactly does that mean?"
"Oh I didn't explain that part did I"
"Well each room's size is based on the size of its occupant, you can't have a Minotaur living in the same size space as a pony now can you"
>You guess not, you hadn't seen any Minotaur yet but you'd imagine they would be big
"We have category 1 for pony sized creatures,2 for gryphon sized and 3 for Minotaur sized"
>Guess that makes minotaurs human size then
"So let’s have a look inside"
>Honey Cakes opens the door
>Inside it-WOAH sweet baby jesus
>It was huge!
>Looked like a single roomed penthouse
>It had an odd symmetry to it
>At either corner or the room lay two royal looking queen sized bed
>So fluffy
>Each has a night stand
>On opposing sides of the wall are two mini fridges
>At the end of the honeycomb room to the side you see the door to the en suite
>You actually did have an en suite, what is this place?
>There's a long marble table in the centre of the room with accompanying chairs
>Fuckin actual marble
>In one corner there's a single lounge chair
>You also have a sunroof and many large windows showing an unbelievable view of the prison
>You're at just the right height for that rainbow to be right out the window too.
>neat
>You've made up your mind
>From the look on Shear's face she knows it too
>You turn to the warden to give your answer
>"Alright Warden if this is the room available I'll take it"
>Honey Cakes smiles as ever
"So I assume you intend to have Krystal Shear as your roomfriend"
>"duh"
>That cute little thing really brought the room together, wouldn't be worth it otherwise
"Very well, anonymous, krystal Shear, enjoy your new room"
>You think you very well bloody may
>"I call the bed on the left!"
>It's green and purple
>dank

>>25739939
Have we told you we love you yet?

>>25739955


>You dive onto your bed and sink down
>It just seems to eat you
>So soft!
>You can feel all the worry about being sent to "prison" drift from your body
>This place so far is a thousand times better than how you spent the past four days
>Even if it is prison
"egh-erm"
>The Warden catches your attention with her throat clearing
"Well considering we've visited the living area first you can get changed into your prison suits"
"You can also leave all your belongings here"
>Honey Cakes turns to leave, speaking over her shoulder
"I'll just wait outside while you two get settled"
>"k"
>She hurries out the door
>"Hey Shear did she say where our suits are?"
"No. No she did not"
>You groan and sit up on your bed
"Oh there anon! behind you"
>Shear has raised a hoof and is pointing behind you
>You turn around and see a small hoof imprint in the slanting wall of the honeycomb
>You go in to press it
>It lights up at your touch and opens
>From within the wall a series of shelves furl out
>You easily find your prison suits
>A whole pile of them
>Its deep red
>There's also a stupidly small red beret, but you don't do hats
>Not even for boone
>You take out a suit and strip to your unmentionables
>AKA your white undies with red love heart
>Hmm the room smells a bit like lavender and strawberries. So good
>You slip on your new clothes
>Fits like a glove. (or at least the glove parts do)
>Wait a second? When the fuck did they have time to make these or get your measurements
>Should ask The Warden about that
>Feeling more than a little disturbed you turn around to see a very flustered looking Krystal Shear staring at you
>"Shit, sorry I forgot you were there Shear"

>>25739967


>Be Shear
>Anon just stripped down right in front of you
>Did he not remember you were there?
>What was with that weird undercoat he had around his flank
>Little hearts?
>He begins pulling on his prison uniform
>aww don't be that way bby
>Fully dressed he spins around to see your very flustered face
>You wipe away the little bit of drool on your lip
"Shit, sorry I forgot you were there Shear"
>Aw naw this feels awkward now
>Maybe if you could just be so calm about things like anon is
>Lets try it
>"Don't worry about it, no harm done right?"
>Played it off like a smooth pony
>He points behind you
"You've got one too, gunna open it?"
>You go up and place your hoof in the imprint behind you
>Some draws fold out to reveal your uniform
>It’s a 'slightly darker black turtleneck' coloured black
>You pull it out and hope anon doesn't judge you for being a black suit
"Awe dude you got a black one, that’s so much cooler than mine"
>wut.
>He thinks it’s cool that you're a black suit
>This guy is hard-bucking-core, or crazy
>Let’s just hope for hardcore
>Anon is staring at you expectantly waiting for you to put on your uniform
>But you can't just put your cloths on in front of a male
>That was just too lewd!
>You look up at anon and then down at your cloths embarrassed
>He seems to get the message and stands up
"Uh, I'm gunna go check out the toilet for a minute or two"
>You nod knowingly at him

>>25740009
>>25739965
das k man

>Once he'd closed the door you started putting on your uniform
>Tiny adorable black beret?
>Check
>Adorable little black pony prison shirt?
>Check
>Sexy tight black lace panties?
>Check!
>Wait nevermind
>You quickly remove the last article of your uniform hoping it isn't mandatory
>You push the draws back up and they easily fold away
>There's a shout from the bathroom
>Anon must be in trouble!
>You gallop to the door expecting trouble once it opens
>nudging the door open you see anon doing some sort of crazy dancing
>Oh no is he alright?
"WOOOOAH, yeah baby!"
>Anon points to the bath tub in the room
>Wow that is really big
>You’re starting to see the benefits of living in a room built for two giants
"BATH JACUZZI! Motherfucker! YEAH!"
>You cringe at the language used but keep your smile
>Anon's infectious energies leave you feeling happy
>He eventually calms down and as a final act pumps his paw up and down in the air.
"Alright all ready to go?"
>"Yep you can go get the warden anon"
"Righto"
>He looks back at you
"You look nice in that uniform"
>Oh my your new friend is quite the flatterer


That's all you get unless you can manage more satanic trips

>>25740016

damn, that ait gonna happen 2night.

>>25740016

but i REALLY like this greentext. please sir, can we have some more?

>>25740016
What would Jesus do?

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>>25740048
>>25740054
>>25740060
Jesus would suck dik
I'm the juicy dangler and you've had your word nourishment for the day

(Lucky for you the sun is slowly going down over here)

>>25729784
>Brass finds you shortly after and sits down
>You devour your food in the span of a few minutes, leaning back with a contented sigh
>After Brass finishes his, he looks over to you
>"What was it you wanted to do earlier?"
"I wanted to head back to the library and get another book."
>"Alright. You want to go right now?"
"Yeah."
>You both clean up and head out
>Brass questions you on the way
>"What are you going to get this time?"
"Book on pony physiology. I'm curious as to how you guys work."
>For a number of reasons
>Both sex related and non-sex related
>Brass grunts in acknowledgement
>The rest of the trip to the library is spent in easy silence
>Get in, get your book, and get out
>Head back to your cell
>"Hey, Anon."
"Yeah?"
>"...treat the princess well, okay?"
>You stop and face Brass, a little caught off-guard
"Well, yeah, of course. What brought this on?"
>He looks you in the eye, expression neutral
>"You likely didn't know this, but I'm a former Solar Guard. I served Princess Celestia up until a few years back. And although I don't have the honor of knowing the Princess on a personal level, I can tell you this: she's lonely, Anon. She's been lonely for most of her life. Her subjects don't count. We are naught but fleeting memories to her. There was a long period where she didn't even have her own sister to turn to. Now, I don't know how courtship would work between beings like you and the Princess, but just... treat her well. I figure you have plans to return to your own world, but just don't break Her Majesty's heart. Alright?"
>...
>He's right.
>You got a little caught up in the flow when Celestia visited you
>You can't let it happen again
>You won't return the book just yet, but you should take it slower with the princesses
>You don't know anything about magic, but given that Celestia herself is looking into it, you imagine you'll have your way home soon
>And your parents were hard enough on you that they didn't raise a guy who smashes and dashes

>>25740083
Lurking

>>25740083
jeez
i thought you were kill

>>25740083
Princesses are going to be crushed when they find out he's just a nobody.

>>25740276
I think the info of are actual history will be worse.

>>25740083
"I won't, Brass. I'll be a little more mindful of what happens now. Thanks."
>Your chaperone nods approvingly
>You continue on towards your room
"So, out of curiosity, why'd you leave the guard? It sounded like you enjoyed it."
>"I did, for the most part. But... I dunno. You just reach a point where you get tired, Anon. Tired of having to deal with rowdy ponies and nobles, and other things no other ponies can handle. Tired of having to be brave every day. Granted, it didn't come for a long time. I was proud of what I was doing. Still am. I wore the golden armor for years. But the day eventually came. I just woke up one morning and knew I wanted out. So I left. Honorably discharged. Some talented young officer filled my post, and I took my pension and found a new job shortly after, here."
>You nod silently
>You aren't sure what to say, to be honest
>It sounds like Brass has seen some shit
>And you're willing to bet that just like any other sapient being who's ever seen some shit, he'd rather not talk about it too much
>The silence continues all the way back to your cell
"Thanks, Brass."
>"No problem, Anon. You know where my office is if you need something."
"Yeah. See ya tomorrow."
>He heads off as you enter your cell
>You check the time on a conveniently-placed wall clock
>7 PM on the nose
>You'll just read until you pass out, then get some time with Luna
>You hope to whatever horse gods exist that Celestia broached the subject of her "proposal" instead of leaving it to you, because that conversation would be awkward as fuck
>There's also the matter of:
>Yeah, Luna, I kinda pleasured your sister because she came on really strong and she said you'd probably be cool with it. You are, right?
>Better steel yourself, Anon
>Time to own your fuck-up
>You dive into your book on pony physiology but don't skip straight to the naughty bits
>Magic is really interesting
>And the subject of cutie marks is odd but fascinating
>A visual representation of your strong suit

>>25740453
Yay

Passing out. Hope you guys enjoyed. More tomorrow.

>>25740527
Holding the thread.

crosspostan lewd filly shennanigans
>>25740318
Snip snip?

>Y'all are Applebloom, the small yellow howdy horse.
>Applejack told you and Scoots to go scissor Anon's boy-bits while she plays with your new big sister
>That didn't work out so well.
>Anon's in the hospital and you're in pony jail now.
>At least you don't have chores here.
>You're still a sad pony though.
>Very sad indeed.

>>25716382
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>>25740555
>snip snip

>>25716382
bump

>>25740016

Taking a look into your drug intoxicated mind via your writing has been entertaining.

>>25716382
bump

Bumpskies

police pone stories when?

>>25743165
Never.

Slow day?

Page 7 bump

I'll post some /8r

>>25740016
If that's all the greentext you made when high... I don't know what i'm going to write when I get drunk in some days more
Nice story Anon, keep it up (if you want)

>>25737600
>Hell, for all you know, ponies reproduce from belly rubs.
>...Nah.
>That's retarded.
kek, nice update bluebird

>>25740453
I don't know if you said the color sheme of Brass, but which color is him?
Just for curiosity
And well, I tend to imagine the characters talking then and there.

>>25740016
Lets get jiggy

>>25746676
You'd be surprised how much you can do with an entire free day and some drugs, which during my summer break is everyday

>anon
>You open the door to get Honey Cakes
>She was down the hall getting a drink from the fountain
>Adorable warden is adorable
>"Warden we're ready to get on with the tour"
"okkie dokkie"
>You turn back to see Shear sitting on her bed
>She looks tiny compared to its size
>The Warden enters your room and looks at Shear’s black uniform, then to you
"Are you still sure you want to share a room with her?"
>"Yeah why wouldn't I?"
"She's a black suit!"
>"Oh so there's a meaning to the suit colours"
>She looks annoyed at you
"How do you not know the meaning of the suits?!"
"Who was your tour guide?"
.....
>"Uh, you are Warden"
>She closes her mouth and her coat changes from golden-brown to crimson-brown
"Right..."
“Well there are 4 colours of suit, gray, orange, red and black"
"Grey is just for warnings and misdemeanors"
"Orange is for your standard prisoner, those who aren't considered dangerous; without provocation"
"Red is for serious crimes and dangerous prisoners, that includes you anon"
>You look down at your uniform with a new respect
>You a badass top dawg prisoner and it’s all in your shirt colour
"And finally there's black"
>Cool this is Shear's colour
"Black is for supervillains, ponies who have committed crimes against Equestria"
"For the majority of black suits that comes from trying to invade equestrian soil"
"More often than not it happens right after somepony gains great power"
>She looked at a clip board she'd apparently materialised out of no wear
>And also kept suspended by her face using, you have to guess magic
"And it looks like your friend is no different"
>So your new roomfriend tried to invade this country
>And here you were feeling ballsy before
>This little pony has trounced you
>u pussy
>"Dude that's hardcore you must be one cool cat, or pony"
>You have to ask her about this

>>25747529


>Shear
>Anon has just heard the truth about your suit colour
>You'd thought he'd known already, but when he asked The Warden about the colours your heart sank
>Only to have it rise in joy once again
>Even after learning the truth about your supervillain rank he still said you were cool for it!?
>What is up with this guy
>Nothing seems to phase him, not even being in prison
>Maybe he was right about that older brothers thing?
"So how exactly did you get the black suit?"
>You knew you'd have to tell him eventually
>But you're so ashamed
>Buck up pony let’s do this
>"Well it was a few days ago while I was working for my villages fair"
>"I was working with gem enchanting to make fire free fireworks"
>He goes to say something during your explanation but stops himself
>That’s going to be a question later
>"I was fine tuning the colour of the gem firework when a rock fell from the sky and bonked my head"
>"It gave me a booboo and I lost concentration"

>>25747605

>"I accidentally dropped the half finished gem into the box of complete ones"
>He remains listening in silence
>The wardens sat down and begun nodding
>You forgot she was there, but she already knew why you were here
>"The box of gem fireworks all got set off in a chain reaction"
>"It was soooo scary, bright flashing lights erupted all over town"
>You blanch at the thought
>"The whole town was panicked!"
>"By the time all the commotion was over there were a lot of booboos"
>Scrapped knees, bruises. One colt had even gotten a paper cut
>The memory haunts you
"I admitted to accidentally setting off the gem fireworks"
"But everypony was stirred up"
"They thought I'd been attacking the town and trying to take over"
"So they classified me as a supervillain and sent me here"
"For a MONTH!"
>You break down at that
>Letting your tears go
>The Wardens crying a little too
>You can hear her whisper "So harsh" to herself
>Anon however remained impassive, if a little perplexed
>He must be shocked at how long you have
>You dry your eyes with a hoof
>"So tell me anon, what was your crime?"

>>25747618
dang fucked up my own syntax for speech in the middle there

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>>25740016
>Hell, for all you know, ponies reproduce from belly rubs.
>...Nah.
>That's retarded.

>>25747618


>Anon
>Shear just mentioned something about gem enchanting
>You go to say something, but have the feeling it should be asked at another time
>Shear continues her, well, comical and adorable story
>The thought of a town of tiny heese running away from flashes of light to be terribly funny
>You keep a straight face though.
>It’s apparent that this is a painful story for her
>At least her tears say that
"For a MONTH!"
>Wait what.
>A month
>das it?
>wtf mate
>Actually how long were you in for?
>Need to ask Honey Cakes
>Annnnd she's crying too
>Of course. Damn horse land
>Shear wipes her tears away and looks at you
"So tell me anon, what was your crime?"
>Let’s get your expositional background on boi
>"Well I come from a far away land"
>Close enough
>"And when I arrived here I found myself in a forest"
>"I also found myself with no food, shelter or knowledge of the surrounding area"
>They both give you watery looks of concern
>"It took me three days to get out of that forest"
>You'd survived on berries
>Berries which grew on wolves made of sticks
>Lucky they turned to splinters under your boots
>If not they would have hounded you to your death
>"When I first emerged from the forest I found myself on an apple orchard"
>"I was fucking starved so I started eating apples by the bushel"
>They cringe at the language
>Shear raises her hoof
>"Yes?"
"How did you survive in a forest for three days with no food?"
>The Warden quickly interjects
"OR BED!"
>She's got the right priorities
>"I /procured/ about 12 small berries to eat"
>"And as for sleeping I just found the softest patch of dirt and slept there"
>They look at you like stunned ponies
>The Warden pipes up
"Sorry Anonymous, but that is completely unbelievable"
"Nopony could survive three days like that and walk away with no physical or mental booboos"
>Shear whispers something
"Could you speak up please Krystal Shear?"
"I believe anonymous could do it"
>Yeah little dudes got your back

>>25747765


"Be that as it may, I must ask you to refrain from such wild embellishments in the future Anonymous"
>Not an embellishment but okay
>"Sure warden"
>"Now where was I"
"Eating apples"
>"Eating apples, yes"
>"Well an orange pony came up and said I was stealing her apples and had to pay for all I'd eaten"
>"It was a fair enough request but I didn't exactly have any money'
>"So I got thrown in here"
>"Not before they washed me down with a hose, fair enough tho, I hadn't showered in 3 days"
>Shear raises her hoof
>This really is like school
>Give her a nod for the go ahead
"But thievery is only a minor offence, worthy of an orange uniform"
"Why is yours red?"
>Well she had you there
>As far as you knew you hadn't committed any other crime
>Wardens got this one covered though

>>25747802


>She poofs a folder labelled ANONYMOUS seemingly out of her ass
>Damn magic, you crazy
"In my file it says anonymous earned his dangerous title after indecent assault of a guard pony sent to bring you in"
>"Oh I remember now, I whacked him in the flank with his inflatable baton"
>He'd been a real piece of work
>Always whapping at your ankles to get you to walk slower
>Legs were a lot longer after all
>The other guard ponies had wailed at him to stop
>Calling it "cruel" and "an abuse of power"
>It was an inflated toy baton with a fluffy top
>There's a reason you said whap rather than hit
>Like a demon's whisper it caressed your calves, whapping away
>Srs? that was apparently a brutal beating
>You'd have let it continue but he was clearly upsetting to the other guards
>And you couldn't have that
>Not because you cared for your captors, but because if you didn't there'd be serious health consequences for you
>Cuteness induced diabetes, leading cause of your death in this place
>On one of his swings you crouched down and snatched the toy from his mouth
>Reaching over you smacked his behind
>You didn't think you hit him too hard but he shot away from you faster than you thought possible
>His face as red as a beetroot
>You'd tossed the toy to the other guards and resumed your trek to the cart
>Adorable whaps free


I might post more later

>>25747818

damn this be good shit.

>>25747818

moar please good anon?

>>25747893

seconded

>>25747893

also seconded

>>25716382
bump

>>25737600
You motherfucker. It was pretty stupid though

>>25746676
I imagine his coat being a really light tan or some such. Mane/facial hair dark grey. Also, you get that message on Skype?

Green coming later tonight.

>>25747818
Please you drug god.

>>25716382
bump

>>25747818
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Returning from your world of thought you see Shear looking at you with surprise
"You intentionally hit a guard pony?"
>"Well, it was more like in self defence"
>The Warden nods and speaks up
"I can attest to that"
"Sergeant Heavy Hoofed has always been a bad apple"
"I'm actually glad you gave him such a punishment anonymous"
"It taught Heavy Hoofed some humility"
>Quietly she added
"And stopped me from having to punish him myself"
>Honey Cakes always hated having to punish anypony
>"btw warden, How long am I here for?"
>"No one’s told me yet"
>Silly Warden pony probably forgot to
"So sorry anonymous I forgot you were never given a hearing"
>wtf why didn't you get a hearing
"You'll be here for three weeks"
>"Okay cool"


>Honey Cakes
>Okay cool
>That’s it
>He'd remained calm hearing Krystal Shear’s amount of jail time
>But you'd thought that was just because it wasn't his
>After seeing his reaction at his own you think otherwise
>From what you've seen of this guy he's tough as hooves
"So Warden where should we go next?"
>And just like that he’s moved on
>How does he even have time to think?
>"Well anonymous lunch is still awhile off so you can visit.."
>"The Recreation Centre or the Clubs complex"
>Anonymous nudges Krystal Shear
>Looks like Shear is picking this one
"The Clubs complex sounds fun"
>And the choice has been made
>Off you go
>Giving the best tour of your career
>Although it’s only like the third time

>>25750336
>Anonymous
>Honey Cakes has taken you over to another segment of the facility
>The Clubs Complex
>A small opal coloured dome like building
>You thought it would be bigger for an entire "complex"
>About the size of a tennis court
"And here we are the heart of the Clubs complex"
"And also the headquarters for the Clubs Management Club, or CMC"
"If you want to join a club you just have to tell a Club Management Club member and they'll do it all for you"
>She waves her hoof toward the building
"I want each of you to have joined a club before lunch time"
>You and shear nod obediently
"Yes warden"
>"Yes warden"
>"So where are can we find the other clubs?"
>Honey cakes focuses back on you
"Well, not all the clubs run at the same time, or even everyday"
"So I can only take you to those I know are running today, you'll have to see the others after your tour"
"I'll take you both to the nearest that should be running club"
>You follow the gold-brown pony

>>25750360


>It’s just a gym
>stock standard place, half the equipment seems to be designed for quadrupeds
>Bipedal master race.
>Off to the far end notice a fighting ring
>From the behaviour of these ponies you didn't think they'd have any forms of physical combat
>Beside the ring a golden dragon about your height is leading a group through some basic stretches
>Dragon. rad.
>Something of far more pressing concern captures you attention
>Sweet jiggle tiddies
>Awesome!
>You mean, a friendly looking minotauress bouncing up to your group
>Awesome
>Her breasts are bound tightly to her chest and her fists are wrapped
>She must be a fighter.
>A rust red coloured fighter
"Hello Warden, New recruits for me to torture?"
>The Minotaur giggles at herself
>She seems like one of those people who are always happy
"I bring you Anon and Krystal Shear"
"But I doubt they'll join if you keep talking like that"
"You know words like that scare off ponies"
>She rises up to defend herself at that
"How else can we keep the chickens out, some real nasty booboos happen in here, don't want ponies fainting all the time"
>She had a fair point

>>25750419


"I'm aware as to the number of booboos your club produces"
>The Warden sounds annoyed
>They must have had a few conversations about this before
"You're lucky I let your old club ever merge with this one"
>Both Minotaur and pony eyes glare at each other
>The Minotaur looks away first
>The Warden clearly takes no shit in this prison
>The Minotaur girl looks back up and inhales
"With that out of the way I'm Platinum Strike and WELCOME TO MY GYM OF DOOM!"
>Evil laughter
>She stops laughing and begins eyeing the two of you
"Either of you want to join?"
>A finger moves between you and Shear
>"Yeah I'll join. Got nothing but time on my hands and I need to keep fit somehow"
>That and you really wanted to see that fighting ring in use
"And you?"
>She gestures toward Krystal Shear
>Shear looks around the room at all the mad gains
>Then sniffs and gags on the smell of feet, or hooves, whatever it just smells like feet
>Wouldn't be a gym if it didn't
>At that she seems to have come to her decision
"No thank you Platinum Strike, I prefer to get my exercise from running"
"Fair enough."
>She directs herself back to you
"Newbie I expect to see you here tomorrow once your requests been filed by the CMC's"
>You give a little salute
>"Can Do Platinum!"
"Great!"
>She bounces off to help a nearby pony stuck under a punching bag
>How'd a silly pony even do that
"On to the next club" the warden calls happily

That'll do for now

>>25750360
Yes yes yes

>>25750439
moar?

>>25750455
There is indeed moar but I'd prefer to remain a few posts worth of story ahead of you guys in case I want to change the story later
I am writing it on the fly while high after all

I do plan on posting more tonight tho

FAGS

>>25750548
Thank you

>>25716382
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>>25716382
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>>25750439
"And here we have Activated Almonds Crazy Nuts club!"
>The Warden beams a smile at you as she gestures to the door
>You both peer through a nearby window to spy into the room
>There appears to be 10 carbon copies of the exact same stallion
>Brown coat, Black mane
>The only thing distinguishing them were a few pictures on their flanks
>All of them nut related
>The room looks like a raiders place in Fallout
>But with nuts
>Nuts of all kinds hung from the ceiling, were nailed to the walls
>Some were even set up in display cases
>Let’s stay out of this one
>The Warden goes for the door but Shear catches it in time
"WAIT. Uh Warden we've discussed it and neither of us want to join this club"
>The warden looks at her confused
"But you didn't even go in. Anon?"
>"Don't worry Warden I agree"
>The Warden visibly looks down
"I'd always liked visiting this club, such polite stallions"

>>25751489
>An hour of club hunting later and you returned to the CMC headquarters to make your choices official
>You'd chosen to join the gym, gardening, adventure, games, and magical and mythical studies club
>You didn't know shit about magic
>And like all people you'd secretly hoped you were magic
>Krystal Shear had joined the Games, Gardening and Magical and Mythical studies club with you
>Maybe normal ponies can do magic too?
>You'd seen a bunch of magic from the unicorns here
>Even watched some pegasi flitter about
>That shit had to be magic, no way you those wings could support a pony
>She'd also joined the Running club, Arts and Craft, Baking (headed by the warden herself) and something called the gem club
>That last one had been full of earth ponies, diamond dogs and dragons (smaller than the one at the gym)
>Gem club sounded like rock collecting to you
>Except for when they said they grew their gemstones
>You just accepted that and moved on
>If you ever thought about the logic of this place you'd actually die
>The sound of a musical bell catches your attention
>The Warden speaks up once it’s over
"That means lunch is ready, follow me to the cafeteria you two"
>The two ponies take the lead and you trail behind them

>>25751512


>Vacantly staring ahead you come to a realisation
>My absolute god
>Did these little ponies have the booty?
>They doooo
>Mesmerised by the wiggly view your perv sesh quickly ends as you arrive at the cafeteria
>Bad anon, haven't wanked for 4 days and now everything has your cock hard!
>What are you uncle incognito?
>You really need better control in that aspect of your life
"Alright you two go ahead, It would be unprofessional of me to eat with you"
"You can go back to your room after this and I'll come get you later to finish the tour"
>"Thanks Warden"
"Thanks Warden"
>Jinks
>As honey Cakes walks away Shear enters the cafeteria and you follow
>So far no one else was in the cafeteria
>Warden got you here fast
>You gaze across the room to spy the piles of food
*grrwol*
>Stomach is correct
>Technically you have only eaten like 5 apples today
>You grab your tray and line up behind Shear
>She fills her tray with fruits and salad
>You also grab the same things, excluding the various selections of hay and flowers.
>Much to your delight further down the buffet you Spy...!
>Sweet delicious meat!
>Shear goes to move to a table but stops to wait for you
>Her confusion turns to one of mild fear at her realisation at what you're doing
>You get to the meat section and pile up on dem chicken tendies
>Slam a steak on that shit for good measure
>You walk over to Shear
"Y-you eat meat?"
>"Yeah, love it"
>Why lie to a friend?
>She looks even more fearful now
>Maybe you should have lied
>But you think you know the cause of her fear
>"Don't worry about it Shear, I don't eat ponies"
>Although you had eaten horse back on earth
>absolutely should not mention that ever
>You overhear someone clopping up behind you
>Shears eyes light up and you turn around to investigate
>It was the cafeteria pony
>He was trotting over
>Two pudding cups tucked in the crook of his foreleg


Short update cuz apparently the night is dark and full of terrors

>>25740453
>Brass Badge, naturally enough, has a badge
>...but how does that show what he's good at?
>How do you get "destined to join the Solar Guard and then run security at a prison" out of that?
>You couldn't see Warden's, she wears clothes that cover it
>Same for all the pony inmates
>Luna and Celestia had a moon and sun respectively
>So what's their talent, then?
>You can ask Luna tonight
>...if she's still willing to speak to you
>Is polygamy a standard thing here?
>You highly fucking doubt it
>The encyclopedia made no reference to it, from what you skimmed through of the various changes in culture
>Regardless, you're going to tell her what happened with Celestia
>For better or worse
>Moving on, let's look at magic
>...
>The jargon makes little to no sense
>There no real description for what it actually /is/, just what it can do
>Some kind of force-carrying particle, generated by their horns?
>You've seen both Luna and Celestia use it
>You've even been struck by it
>But you still don't have a tangible idea of how it works
>Could Faust use it?
>But that doesn't make sense
>She was/is supposed to be human too
>So how did she create all this? What if this is some strange alternate universe where humans really /are/ gods, and you're the odd one out here?
>Fuck off brain, that's stupid
>Let's just set the magic aside for now
>You're working yourself into a fit, and you'd like to get to sleep quickly
>Might as well get to the naughty bits
>You flip through the book until you find what you're looking for
>...
>Why do they have fully formed genitalia if they reproduce through belly rubs?
>Maybe pregnancy and delivery must be the same for mares as it is for women
>...
>Oh
>Ohhhh
>It's not that the belly rubs are sex for them, just that it triggers ovulation...
>Usually applied before sex
>That makes a hell of a lot more sense
>Compared to your earlier impression, anyway
>But why was Celestia confused then?
>Brass said she's been alone most of her life
>Did he mean...?

>>25751550
Wooooo, keep it going!

>>25751526
Hungry for green, so ill keep lurking.

>>25716382
bump

>>25751550
>...
>Jesus
>That's a long time to go without getting any
>Your dick feels physical pain at the thought
>Also explains why she was so eager
>And uninformed
>It's kind of cute actually, looking back
>But you won't be swayed by cuteness anymore
>If Luna's not down with Celestia's proposal, it's not going to happen
>You can only hope she forgives you
>You read a little more, and then set the book aside
>Let's bust out the phone
>Switch it on, and set some music
>Lay in your comfy-ass bed, and wait
>Sleep takes longer to come this time around
>You feel yourself starting to go, eventually
>You manage to get your phone turned off before it claims you
>...
>Back in your apartment again
>Do you really dream about this place so often, or has it just become a convenient setting for you and Luna?
>Regardless, you get up, exit your room, and enter the common area
>...
>Strange, she isn't here...
>What do?
>You flop down in your armchair
>Time passes, still no Luna
>Without a huggable Princess of the Night to distract you, it occurs to you how surreal this is
>You never had lucid dreams on Earth
>Let's have some fun with it while you wait
>The only question is, what should you do?
>Play vidya?
>Solid
>Actually, fuck playing, let's /live/ it
>What game though?
>Gotta keep in mind that Luna could show up anytime...

's all I got tonight. I'll figure out what game I want to use tomorrow. G'night m90s.

>>25751801
What other game than Fallout 4? I'm sure Luna'd get a kick out of seeing Anon raping Deathclaws and Feral Ghouls and shit.

>>25751808

or getting rekt by invisable or radioactive deathclaws.

>>25751801
What about something epic like MechWarrior or Hawken? Just something to show a difference between are species not having magic and using technology. Oh and just thought of this, but what about the old Steel Battalion with the cockpit and everything.

>>25751801
Oh man, KF2 would give her nightmares.

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>>25751801
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series.

>>25751904
Metro series

>>25751904
>>25751934
Either of these, or both somehow.

>>25716382
bump

>>25751934
I seconds this

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>>25716382
>that pic
>anon doesn't stop
>she keeps repeating
>anon gets her backed against a wall
>with confidence starts coming on her
>she tries to hide the fact she likes it

>pic related
Muh dick

>>25716382
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>>25716382
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>>25716382
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>>25716382
bump

>>25752640
Does Anon remove her stickerbadge? and then put it on himself?

>>25751550
>>It's not that the belly rubs are sex for them, just that it triggers ovulation...
bruh
thats like
suggesting you want to knock her up

>>25755026
You don't?

>>25751526
Moar?

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>>25755065
of course i fucking do

>>25755427
:)

page 9 bump

>>25716382
bump

>>25755427
When?

>>25716382
bump

>>25751526
fat demon coccyx


"Hey, you two forgot your pudding cups"
>"We get pudding cups?"
>"Why weren't they out on the bench?"
"Yeah you get pudding cups! Nopony could last long without pudding cups!"
"And we don't store them on the bench to stop thieves, you gotta ask to get your pudding cups"
>"Okay. thanks dude"
>You both gather your respective pudding cup
>"Right then let's pick a table"
>Shear gestures to the table in the far left corner,
>Close to the start of the cafeteria line
"How about over there anon?"
>"k"
>You sit down together
>As you begin eating the doors open
>A slow stream of ponies, griffins, diamond dogs and minotaurs move through
>As they gather their food the hall is filled with the hustle and bustle of hungry conversing mythical creatures
>Thus far no one has even batted an eyelid at you
>They were too focused on their food
>You continue eating and watch as they all move to their usual tables
>You can see some typical cliques forming
>The sporty people
>Nerds, beauty queens, Artsy types
>The whole shmeal
"HI GUYS!"
"Hows it slammin?"
>The Minotaur you met earlier in the gym sits down and excitedly slams her tray on the table
>Food flies everywhere
"Oh my gosh, So sorry everyone, let me get that"
>She gathers her food
>You turn to Shear to give a 'dis bitch srs?' look
>When you face Shear however you're only able to produce a smirk
>She has a baby carrot stuck in her ear and can't shake it out
>She moves her hoof up to her ear
>Trying to nudge it out
>Hooves aren't that dexterous are they?
>Yet ponies seem to be able to pick things up no problem?
>wtf
>You can't stand the cute, you'll come out in hives soon
>You reach out to pluck the carrot from her ear
>Like king Arthur and shit
>"Let me get that for you"
>You get the carrot and toss it into a nearby bin
>3 pointer
"Thanks anon"
>And there's that blush again

>>25757846
I am not a robot


>The Minotaur has finished cleaning up
>She's wearing a Lycra tank top
>bby y u do dis
>Now what was her name again?
>Fist puncher?
>Hard strike?
>No something to do with metal
>Oh yeah! Platinum Strike
>"So Platinum what brings you to the newbie table?"
>She looks away at that
"I kind of don't have any..."
>"Any?"
>She's looking really embarrassed about this
"ahhhh"
"I don't have any friends"
>Sad Minotaur face
>How could /She/ not have any friends
>Wiggle dat chest and half the guys would be on the floor
"Why don't you have any friends?"
>Shear really had a knack for approaching sensitive topics with tact
"Well I've never really tried befriending a pony, they normally get booboos around me"
"Warden says I need to calm down"
>Her smiles back
"I can't help it though"
>"Why don't you have any friends among the gym club?
>"You are the head of it aren't you?"
"Yeah that's the problem, all the club members see me as the leader"
"That and they're afraid I'll beat them up"
>With that she goes to kiss her biceps
"The members treat me with respect but not friendship"

>>25757846
I have lurked all day for this

>>25757873
why the fuck would anything nice ever happen?


>"So why join us, a pony /and/ a member of your club"
"Well, I figured if I STRIKE now before you go to your first club meeting"
"You'd get to know me as a Minotor first"
>Makes sense
>"What about Shear then, she's a pony? Thought they couldn't handle you?"
"Well you look like you can handle yourself, and she's hanging with you, so she must be pretty tough"
>Shear flushes up with that
"That and she's a black suit"
>At that you realise Platinum's top is orange
>And she also has a tiny orange beret
>You still don't do hats
>"Good enough explanation, so how'd you end up here?"
>She looks confused
"I walked of course"
>That makes your head hurt
>"No I mean how did you end up in prison"
"oh"
"I was wrestling a really tough buck a few weeks ago"
"He wasn't going down as easy as I thought he would"
"And I was really getting into the fight"
>Shear looks uncomfortable at the fighting in the story
"I was so caught up in the cheers of the crowd"
"And in the heat of the moment I tickled the buck under his forelegs"
>Shear is bright red at that
>But Platinum waves it off with a chuckle
>"Why'd you go to prison for that?"
"ANON, you can't just tickle a pony consentingly"
>Shear shivers and whispers something under her breath
>What was that? "just plain lewd"?
>Lewd?
>kden
>Note to self, ponies find tickles lewd
>Her story finished she reciprocates your question
"So how'd you get here then?"
>"I walked"
>That got a face palm and a face hoof
>You explain your arrival to prison
>She looked at you with a mixture of concern over your starving and fear over your guard assault
>When Kyrstal Shear revealed how she accidentally invaded a town she just looked impressed
"Looks like I did pick a tough crowd"