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RAZZLE DAZZLE

>>25556625
GLITZ AND GLAM

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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Episode 523: The Hooffields and McColts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKs24zq8NM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dug5f

ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODE 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKs24zq8NM


Nov. 28: Episode 525 – The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1

Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.

Nov. 28: Episode 526 – The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2

Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.

Filly just lewdly attack your scientific research center with three pegasus class battlecruisers

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>>25556625
fifth for STOP MENTIONING THE COMMISSIONER

Transformation into Nyx's vest

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>>25556651

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Did you spend the day with family, MLPG?

I did.

>>25556716
I didn't.

>>25556716
In my heart. I was with the whole family just last month, though.

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Restrain the pony

GIVE ME MORE
razzle dazzle

>>25556757
AUGH WHY ARE THEY SO RADIOACTIVE

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>>25556767

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>>25556767
>still mentioning the commissioner

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>>25556773
Don't you remember Anon? Ponies took place after humanity was wiped out by a nuclear war. Magic is just concentrated radioactivity.

IT'S A SPECTACLE

The strongest magic of all! The magic of friendship!

Filly crawls onto your chest, looks deeply into your eyes and whispers "ur a faggot."

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>>25556866
>You called the filly a faggot so many times she thinks it's a compliment

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>>25556866
yes
YES
Now chew on my nipples and firmly squeeze my balls.

>>25556844
What's the weakest magic?

Just wathec the episode. Am I the only one who thinks like her way more as a pop star than just a singer? The first razzle dazzle song was way better. Also I hate applejack so I might be biased but didn't she seem kind off quick to judge raras new life style and personality. Rara also didn't really seem like she was unhappy during her pop star stuff making the sudden shift to just normal singing kind of meh. There is nothing wrong with a little razzle dazzle its just overdone but when done right it can be really good.

>>25556892
Human.

>>25556892
Apple magic.

>>25556895
I meant am I the only one who likes her more as a pop star?

>>25556895
>>25556906

She mentioned that Svengallop managed pretty much everything. She was kind of lost, so she needed something to fill for the show. I don't know that she's done being a pop star, but she'll need to restructure.

I AM JUST A FAGGOT
I SHITPOST FROM TIME TO TIIIIIIIME

>>25556922
That's another thing. She had an outfit already and nothing was stopping her from doing the song the normal way. Did she change wardrobe and come up with a new song in like 5 minutes?

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Are tiddies magic?

>>25556934
At least you're honest, Applejack would be proud

>>25556939
yes

>>25556895
Applejack ruined a mare's career because she didn't understand pop music.
She hated the countess act before she even knew Svengallop was an asshole.

AJ is the worst friend

>>25556948
Well alright then.

>>25556949
I am so glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

>>25556959
She just couldn't stand other ponies liking something she didn't like or understand

DEAR PRINCESS CELESTIA

I STILL DIDN'T LEARN A FUCKING THING
I'M APPLES BITCHES
I'M NEVER WRONG

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>>25556941
Tiddies are soft.

>>25556972
Yes finally someone gets it. I really don't like applejack.

>>25556941
>>25556980
not anymore

Butts

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what makes a pony a pony

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>>25556980
Bottomless Fluttershy is best Fluttershy

What if Night Light tried to get Spike interested in sports?

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>>25557018
This.
More skin on skin when cuddling.

I have three cans full of whip cream. If Pinkie were here I could get laid and it'd get really kinky. Other family members might join in. With that much whip cream and Pinkie together who knows?

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>>25556975
Fuck off Applejack you're the worst pony to ever pon.

>>25557029
Marie Kanker waking up next to Edd

>>25557035
yes

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I don't like Fluttershy

>>25557043
I'd fuck that fluttershy and cuddle

>>25557019
Was Night Light in sports?

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>>25557043
I like Fluttershy with more realistic breasts.

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>>25557055
Maybe a bit flat?

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>>25557043
She might be my least favorite, but even I know she's a total cutie.

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>>25557043

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>>25557083
She's only cute to me when she doesn't talk or do anything.

>you will never be just a pony

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>>25557099
oh good, those are the things she's best at!

GOAT TRAIN PORTFOLIO DENIAL

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Would you?

>>25557083
HOW CAN YOU HAVE A LEAST FAVORITE

>>25557106
Marker and Gloomy as Meryl and Milly when

>>25557051

He played on the hoofball team in high school.

>>25557117
Take that filly out shopping and then set her up on a playdate with some nice colt?
Yes.

applejack and fluttershy are the same

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>>25557115
that's not pony, anon.

>>25557120
I dunno, man. She's just a character type that I've never really enjoyed. She's not BAD by any means, she's just the least good out of the main cast.

>>25557106
Why do artists always shitpost when it comes to ponies they don't like?

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>>25557152
Why do you?

>>25557079
I like lithe Fluttershy.

Night Light was the wide receiver on the hoofball team, and received offers to D1 colleges, but hurt his knee.

>>25557180
How'd he hurt it?

>>25557152
Mmmm, delicious Flutterfag tears.

>>25557212

He took a nasty hit.

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>>25557099
Is that a joke?

>>25557228
Does he wish Shining had followed where he couldn't?

>>25557213
Epic bro. Shitpost with goat until dotkwa comes back and you're all over his dick next

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Fuck the police.

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>>25557205

>>25557252
I like how the camera just pans up it's head like, what the fuck.

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>>25557239
I'd fuck both of them, but I think Dot is cuter.

>>25557234

Yes.

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>food
>food
>food
>food
>food
>food
>food

>>25557269
I don't have that many treats

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>>25557263
Flutters and Butters is cute.

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>I am going to ruin that asshole!

>>25557289
Not if I ruin your babymaker first.

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Remember, if they were real they would be as flawed as any other woman.

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>>25557289
Dash plz,
you don't even have the proper equipment.

Ready for the long hiatus?

How long do you think it'll last?

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>>25557305
>you will never be happily married to a horse

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>>25557308

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>>25557326

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>>25557286
Order more!

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>>25557326
If they were real they wouldn't want anything to do with you just like everyone else.

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>>25557348
PENETRATING YOUR CERVIX, DARLING.

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ONE YEAR

>>25557099
I've always really liked this pic. Just the idea that Fluttershy wants, or even expects her partner to have a really big dick is kind of hot. Like she knows she has a really great body and deserves a hung boyfriend but goes the shyest way possible about it.

>>25557368
how about no

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>>25557360

>>25557383
Are you retarded?

>>25557367
THOUSANDTH YEAR

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>>25557404
What? Speak up!

>>25557404
i said no faggot

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1LmRjxGqls

>>25557432
This isn't cute, it's just obnoxious.

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>>25557338
I don't mind the hiatus, really.

Stallion asks if you've seen his penis.
Last place he remembers it was inside your waifu.

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>>25557043
she's perfect in every conceivable way

>>25557494
What if i am my own waifu?

Distorted pony tupla always screaming in your ear.

>>25557508
Yeah if you're a chubby chaser.

>>25557525
Tulpas aren't real.

thick anons

>>25557534
What about a pony tuple?
http://tutorial.ponylang.org/types/type-expressions/

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A test to determine if I'm still able to draw horses.

>>25557600
YOU PASSED

>>25557532
>Not wanting a soft Fluttertum

>>25557600
A+

>>25557600
APPLEJACK DOES NOT HAVE FUZZY FETLOCKS

D-

>>25557600
she has a fat face

>>25557600
To small.

>>25557600
Never leave us based goat.

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>>25557612
>>25557626
good, just checking

>>25557644
she's not fat, just fuzzy

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>>25557644
She has a fat everything.

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>>25557613
Pony should be athlete.

>>25557670
What about the first dance

Which of the Mane Six would be most likely to drink? Least likely?

>>25557671
unf, her fat cock getting completely covered by her belly

>>25557682
Most likely would be AJ
Least likely would be Flutters

>>25557670
Rararararararara is a pretty pony

Colt wants to grow up to be a rapper, got any advice?

>>25557712
dont be a rapper

Colt kissed your waifu.

>>25557670
Why don't you draw that pony sucking some dick

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PONY SAYS THANKS!

>>25557721
Mmmm yes now give her butt a slap.

>>25557689
>fat futa
unf
Goddammit, I want to be turned into a mare and get fucked by a fat anthro futa pony
or a muscular anthro futa pony

>>25557721
Kiss the colt

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Would you bully her?

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>>25557651
If you say so? I've never had an eye for these things.

>>25557737
because I could just as easily draw her NOT sucking some dick and get more enjoyment out of it.

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>>25557763
How about you just go fuck yourself instead?

>>25557772
With my dick

>>25557772
Nah. I've been in the same situation as her.

>>25557774
I love those horsey teeth

>>25557774
But what if it was macro dick?

Or better yet Macro Rarity sucking ordinary anon weiner.

Very very carefully...

>>25557774
IS THAT A LARGE HORSE OR A SMALL ANON!?!

Pony is not for big.

Anthro or humanized?

>>25557810
Your right pony is for HUGE!

>>25557812
both are good

>>25557812
Anthro.

>>25557776
Sorry, but I want to be an anthro pony.
Unguligrade anthro pony, as big of a foot fetish I have I'd prefer to have hooves instead of feet.
>>25557812
Anthro.

>>25557812
Humanized = pony >> anthro.

>>25556614
why is rara so cute

>>25557790
I WILL NOT BE SWAYED BY YOUR SPOILERS


>>25557801
>>25557812
yes

>>25557812
Pony>Anthro>>Human

>>25556827
what a smug pegapon

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horse benis's

>>25557812
Both are trash, but humanized is slightly less trash

>>25557846
>Both are trash
faggot

>>25557849
Anthro beasts is literally the reason /trash/ was made.

>>25557852
I'm sure it was, faggot

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>>25557029
>>25557018
>>25556980
flutterbutt

easy

access

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Anthro MareAnon being fucked by Celestia and Luna

>>25557353
filly doesn't need all those treats

she'll get a tummyache

and more importantly she'll become a fatass, but the show likes to gloss over that particular part when not eating a shitton of food is mentioned

>>25557864
unf

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>>25557812
human

>>25557852
Anon, that board was hijacked by furry porn enthusiasts. That doesn't mean that's what it's for

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>>25557860
cuddlefucking fluttershy
coziest fucking

>>25557774
kiss the large apple horse on the mouth

>>25557432
the little smug smile just makes me want to punch her

Filly is behaving like a human girl to annoy you.

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>>25557353
They're on their way.

>>25557889
pony should stop stabbing her ponygina

>>25557834
And then macro Rarity can speak to anon condescendingly but good naturedly

And treat him like a naughty little boy

While she teases him delicately with her giant lips

>>25557928
this is doing precisely nothing for me, sorry

>>25557928
UNF

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>>25557940
they're alright

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What is even going on?

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>>25557957
Why do Japanese people age backwards?

Spike lowering himself onto a big, thick dildo, letting out little whimpers as it slowly spreads his virgin anus.

>>25557983
>age backwards
I don't think you know what this means. Also
>outliving her friends
C'mon son

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>>25557940
>tfw you will never coco a Coco

>>25557986
go on...

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>>25557986
>his virgin anus
uh huh.
sure.

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>>25557997
Seriously, it's weird.

>>25558007

Rarity watches, cooing.

"Oh, my little Spikey-Wikey, taking such a big cock all by himself!"

She then uses magic to stimulate his little cock, making him moan loudly as the dildo presses against his prostate.

>>25557986
>>25558024
unf unf unf

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Pony says you cant trust anyone in Equestria

https://derpiboo.ru/1029189

>>25558011
He spent his twenties as a 40 year old man

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I have been out of pone for 3 weeks torrenting episodes now.

Anything I need to know?

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>>25558045

>>25558057
Cute pones inbound

Rarity making cute dresses for her shota sissyboy Spike.

>>25558077
What does shota mean? never heard of it

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I heard cute pones

>>25558080
male loli

>>25558094
What were they saying?

>>25558094
Are you sure it wasn't all the fetishposts that called you?

>>25558103

I don't know I just heard anon mention cute pones

probably discussing ponying

>>25558080
Human colt.

>>25558114
ponies can't discuss ponying

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>>25558080
>What does shota mean
Love

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>>25558121

ponies discuss ponying all the time

I am sorry you aren't invited to the discussions

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>>25558057
Twilight does cute book-horse things.

>>25558133
You aren't invited either, so how would you know

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>>25558138

I have participated in a great many ponying discussions anonymous

I am sure you will get your day

some day

maybe

Filly asks why is there a folder with her name on your fanfiction folder.

>>25558057
Unicorn horns have a new use in the canon

>>25558155
Talking to your bathroom mirror doesn't count. It never did.

>>25558153
Koffing

Any good Spike episodes?

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>>25558166

>>25558173
What kind of mental disorder do you have that makes you ask this question so often?

Impregnation

>>25558205
Can the fillies watch for educational purposes?

>>25558217
yes

>>25558217
They should practice with the colts.

>>25558189
Autism, we all have, its in the air - breathe in

>>25558232
No.

>>25558234
I inhaled my cheeto

>>25558241
yes.

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Filly brought you a giant bowl of mashed potato

>>25558256
thank filly and get her to join Thanksgiving dinner

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Moondancers anal-play session stops for nothing!
Not even for answering the front door.

>>25558261
Filly is worried that you'll eat her if her potatoes don't sate your raging human hunger

Pony says that we ain't nothing but mammals

>>25558263
>WAH WAH WAH
>MY DIAPER'S FULL

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>>25558283
>you catch Moondancer muttering this to herself under her breath:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTd7azt9-FM

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>>25558282

>>25558299
God she is such a slut
I love it

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Best friends.

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>>25558299
I want to take a shower with Lyra.

>>25558318
I want to slug you for saying such a thing about my waifu but deep down I know it's the only reason she'd ever even look at someone like me

kiss the pony

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>>25558366

>>25558366
On the lips?

>>25558369
pony looks surprised

>>25558380
Anon didn't brush his teeth, now he has to turn back time and overdose on mints

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>>25558330
>naked and wet in a small space with lyra

Hi, my name is

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>>25558283
SHUT UP

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>>25558380
She wasn't expecting the ass grab with it

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>>25558405
mmm yesss

Do not touch the ponies.

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Lyra is not a slut.
She's just really awkward and doesn't understand your personal space

>>25558418
But shes touching me.

>>25558424
Let it happen

>>25558433
But what if she makes me touch her?

>>25558419
she can get all over my personal space for all I care

>>25558440
then get an adult

pony ate all the turkey

>>25558492
Again?

>>25558492
Ponies dont eat meat

>>25558445
But what if she starts touching you in weird places

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>>25558392
>passes out before you even do anything to her

Why is Lyra so happy?

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I suddenly realized I have no best or childhood friends and now I'm sad.

>>25556716
No, but I got to spend it with a bunch of friends and one of the SSgts in my shop, so overall it was nice. You end up treating your own unit like another family.

I am so full of turkey
And pony

>>25558614
stallion blushes

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>>25558585
>Having friends
All you need is pone.

~magic~

https://derpibooru.org/1030790

>>25558585
I've pushed away all of my friends except two and even they're getting their shit together and don't have time to hang out and i am too much of a spaghettimancer to make new friends so now I spend my time posting in mlpg because this is the closest I can get to talking to friends that share similar interest.

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>>25558667
What the fuck

>>25558667
I enjoy this

>>25558667
That is the trashiest garbage I've seen all day.

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>>25558643
Rainbow Dash is my very best friend.

>>25558725
some guy is really dedicated to his ship but hasn't posted the fanfiction he's writing to justify all the art he's commissioning of it

>>25558743
that's fair
even /trash/ has a higher standard of quality

>>25558740
neat!

>>25558667
>vagina too small to fit it
>too big to fit in any vagina
>jerking off is full body workout
>leaves you dehydrated
>sperm the size of tadpoles

Nobody wins.

>>25557928
Need green of this.

>>25558769
That sounds like a win-win situation to me

>>25558643
Is that book any good? I've been considering picking it up.

Maud Pie

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I'M YOUR SEXY HORSE GOD OF LOVE
COME DOWN FROM FAR UP ABOVE

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>>25558799
Are you asking for the dong?

Rumble says that Cloudchaser said that Flitter said that Drizzle overheard Fluttershy saying that Dash heard Princess Luna has a crush on you.

>>25558817
I'm going to cuddle the truth out of all those ponies

>>25558817
Give Luna a pat on the head and tell her she's too young for you.

>>25558817
well thats wrong, because i actually have a crush on Rumble

>>25558817
Tell Luna I'm down as long as we do some nonsexual Mom/Son roleplay.

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>>25558785
I have no idea. But the three short reviews it has on Amazon say it's good.

A physical book might help spur you into wanting to practice. There's probably plenty of guides online for the same thing.

>>25558849
But I heard from Featherweight that Rumble is going out with Diamond Tiara

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>>25558852
>non sexual
>no oedipal tendencies

>>25558565
perfect

>>25558868
I want to worship this

>>25558856
Cool. I think I'll pick it up as an early Christmas present.

>>25558565
Anon that implies that you still did something to her. While she was unconscious.

Please stop referring to the fillies as mobile onaholes.

>>25558920
You can dry her off so she doesn't get a cold.
Then wrap her up in a blanket and lay against her keep her warm.

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I find Applejack very appealing

>>25558941
I want to see more pedal-powered devices on the show.

Also fuck you and your pun.

>>25558938
And then have sex with her and leave town so she'll have to explain the mutant offspring.

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>>25558941

>>25558938
and then rub her vulva when she wakes up

you already have a blanket and everything to catch her fluids

Do Stallions have to hide during Estrus season?

>>25558397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p55CW-_zD7M
Slim Shady

>>25558983
They nail their marefriends, obviously.

How else are they supposed to keep the population up?

>>25558706
I'm in the same exact boat, down to the letter

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>>25558983
>already been raped 3 times today
>being tracked down by packs of mares
>dick cant take anymore

>>25558987
dash is smol

>>25559007
>by next years estrus you have a dozen foals with a dozen different mares already

I hope MLPG had a nice Thanksgiving.

>>25559046
I did. 5 weeks ago.

>>25559002
Are you also getting even more depressed because you don't have as much fun in mlpg as you used to back in the earlier days of the fandom even though you think the show is still really good, and also worried that you'll be even looked if the show ends after the movie?

If so we should fuck

Have you fed your filly today mlpg?

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>>25559069
Of course. I took her with me to meet the family.

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>>25559044
Can i got to Equestria now?

>>25559078
I don't think Scootaloo is big enough to feed an entire family

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Sleep with the pony wife.

>>25559007
>They found you in your estrus bunker
>They're beating down the door
>You can smell their pheromones radiating through and around the door; it's coming through the walls
>When their stink hits your nostrils your ravaged stallion cock betrays your sore, empty balls and grows erect again, still wrinkly from all being soaked in marejuice all day
>Their little hooves are scratching at your door as they ask why you won't drown their wombs with your seed
>Your stallion ears perk from their moans growing louder as the crack around the door grows
>There's too many mares outside now, the hinges on your door fails and the deadbolt shifts in place

>>25559088
Well duh. She didn't cook everything on her own.
She helped me cook.

>>25559098
Well, if you say so.

naked ponies

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>>25559111
Your own respective pony wife, not my apple one just to be clear.

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>>25559098
Pony is for marriage and family.

>>25559060
I regret to inform you that I am one of the 7 sages, the last 7 straight males in mlpg

I'm sorry

>>25559122
That's a lewd place to put a ring.
But I guess it lets all the stallions eyeing your waifu know she's taken

>>25559122
too late, I slept with Applejack
it was nice, she brought apples for a snack

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>>25559098
Agreed.

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>leave house
>go to Black Friday at Best Buy
>stand in line with normies taking videos of their first Black Friday line
>I'm gonna be on someone's Facebook later
>TV is sold out
>get harddrive and coffee
>get sent to a qt
>nervous and spill spaghetti when she asked if I wanted a bag
>she's nervous
>she tries to talk to a coworker but she didn't hear and she walks away
>spaghetti squared
>we talk about the Best Buy credit card
>leave and kick myself for not applying for seasonal job
>daydream about her ever since
>back in time to pretend I'm a normie on a Turkish Magical Horse Visual Novel Meeting
Phew now that Thanksgiving is over ponies are 100% my priority, like this smug Derpy

>>25559143
better write your will son

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>>25559143
>lying
That's not a nice thing to say, buddy.

GIVE ME THE CREEPY PONIES!

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>>25559151
go back to best buy and ask her if she has accepted rainbow dash as her lord and savior

>>25559156
I want to touch those ears

>>25559105
I meant roasting Scoot for the Thanksgiving turkey

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>>25559181
Pony ears are very cute.

>>25559179
both cutie marks

>>25559189
I want to hold them