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Content maybe edition!

Pictures and Green Welcome!

Not that... not that we want them...

Writefags:
http://pastebin.com/u/RiggyRag
FruitAnon
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baka
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This will be at the top of the thread for the entirety of its existence
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I'd offer my own Pastebin, But that things full of the most autistic 2/12 stories you're going to find. And the shit that didn't make the cut....

I'll post before nights end.
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>>25487082
Nigga pic related.

Link it.
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>>25486846
>tfw shy, quiet, skiddish, and conscious of height
People like me should keep away from tsundere
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>>25487136
Don't say I Didn't warn you.
http://pastebin.com/u/Fruitanon
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On the subject of Shit tier Writing, I'm almost done with todays *Thrilling Installment*, Ending on a cliffhanger.
I Guess you could say I'm giving you....
The cold shoulder.
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>>25487258
CARLOS!
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>no green about tsunderequestria vs anon
dissapointed
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>>25487258
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>>25487174
i what are these pictures from
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>>25487616
>I what
what*
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>>25487616
Hunger Games simulator made by mashing a bunch of Pictures and catchy names together.

Alright, I Got my 4 pages together. If Riggy don't mind, Tonight's Bar special can be Passoã
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>>25487706
Do it brother. I'm still writing.
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>>25486846
Ponka Poe is cute when pissed and embarrassed at the same time.
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>>25487580
I guess you could say that you just got Carlos'd
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>>25487791
Alright.
Let me just make sure I Didn't fuck up my spelling one last time And I'll post.
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>>25487871
>implying
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>>25487871
That wasn't even a pun.....

Here we go...

>VVVVTTTT
>What now….
>VVVTTTT!
‘Five More Minutes…’
>VVVVVVVVVVVVVTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!
>The aggressive buzzing of your phone finally wakes you up, in the most rude manner possible.
>You reach around for it, in an attempt to cease the infernal noise.
>But in doing so, you only succeed in dropping it to the floor.
>You bang your head against the bedframe, and roll out of bed.
>You grab your phone, and aggressively poke at it until sweet sweet silence rings in your ears.
>The Alarm did its job well enough, you suppose.
>Now, what to do…
>Right, Twilight's later on.
>So the Usual triple S.
>You flick through your music for a bit, before finally settling on something that would help you through the morning.
You set it to max volume, and leave it on the bathroom counter.
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>>25488284


(General Surgeon warning for Autism)

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxptQ_75mQw
>You recall your life back on Earth, and going even deeper, Your time at /b/
>“I knew some faggots on the board way on back~”
>”Made some Crystals from Ammonia, vision faded black~”
>Your mind drifts back to when you first come to Horseland.
>”Met Twilight Sparkle, teleport went awry~”
>”And Little would I know, I would be here to stay.~”
>You apply a generous amount of Shampoo to your head, and vigorously scrub.

>”Everypony’s got a Lonely Heart~”
>”Everypony’s got a Lonely Heart~”
>”Lay down your worries, You’ll get your Head start~”
>”Everypony’s got a Lonely Heart~”

>You gently rinse yourself out, and repeat the action.

>”I Met her here inside the Ponyville Town~”
>”My memory revised would bring me to a frown~”
>You sat there silent for nearly an Hour when she told you your family and friends were as good as dead.
>Well, she implied it anyway.
>”She took my logic and she ripped it apart~”
>The fact that Horses were flying, magic was real, and Horses could talk blew your mind for some time.
>”And then she built it from Scratch again~”

>You turn of the shower, taking the towel you had on the glass.

>”Everypony’s got a Lonely Heart~”
>”Everypony’s got a Lonely Heart~”
>”Lay down your worries, You’ll get your Head start~”
>”Everypony’s got a Lonely Heart~”

>You look into the Mirror, seeing your face.

>”She said a Person needs a Place to rest~”
>You remember the first few weeks In Ponyville, where Twilight insisted you would stay with her.
>”In my opinion she was really the best~”
>”Don’t make no difference what the others would say~”
>”Because Anonymous was here, and he was here to Stay~”

(It’s safe to read now)
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>>25488303

>You finish drying yourself off, and whistle the rest of the song while re-clothing yourself.
>But before you can put your clothes back on, there is an urgent sounding knock on the door.
>You sigh, wrapping a Towel around your waist.
>Every time you want visitors, nothing comes.
>But when it’s at the most inconvenient time? >Go right the fuck on ahead.
>You open the door, revealing yourself to the chilling winds outside.
‘What do you guys want n- Oh, Hey Twilight.’

>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>At first, you came here prepared with a 3 page long discussion on exactly why Anonymous should stay at home today.
>But hearing his voice...
>He had accidently left his window open, so had any specific purple ponies had come around….
>Oh you would hate to admit it, but it’s beautiful.
>And the way he looked without clothing, just his alien, furless form….
>WHY does he do this to you?
>You’re interrupted by a snapping sound in front of you.
>’Twilight? You alright? You’ve been sitting there drooling for like a minute.’
‘Sorry I was just….Envying this evenings meeting.’
>You let the sarcasm drip from your voice.
‘While we’re on that subject, I’m here to tell you that today's meeting will still be held, regardless of the Weather.
>WHYDIDYOUSAYTHATTHATWASTHEEXACTOPPOSITEOFWHATYOUHADTOSAY-
>’Oh. Alright. Do I need to bring anything or?’
‘Just you, and your mind.’
>’Sounds good. You wanna come inside for a bit to talk or?’
‘Sorry, but no. A busy mare like myself can’t dabble in with the apes.’
>’Just a tad racist there. Well anyway, I’ll see you aroun-’
>You can only stand silently, with flushed cheeks, as the only thing covering him falls.
>He hastily slams the door shut, but not before ….his….image is burnt into your mind.
>A small part of you wants to see that again.
>You tell that part to shut the buck up, and slowly walk away.
>It was starting to snow…..
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>>25488324

>Be Anon again.
>Panicking*
>Be Panicking Anon again.
>You can hear Twilight's muffled shouting through the walls.
>’D-Don’t Humans have something AGAINST Nudity!?’
>You remain as silent as you possibly can, hoping she leaves you to your own world of shame.
>’Just meet me at my Castle, Same time today. But if you’re late I Swear to Celestia Anonymous….”
>While hiding, you hear the magical Alicorn grumbling slowly fade into the distance.
>You wipe your forehead clear.
>For a second there, you thought that was the last nail in the coffin for you and Twilight to becoming friends again.
>Friends again…
>You sigh, going off to retrieve your clothing.
>For the first Month or so, Twilight and you were the best friends.
>She even went into depths of calling you her *BHFF* Right alongside her own Brother.
>You walk into your bedroom, taking everything you need.
>Jacket? Check. Other assorted clothing? Check.
>Wallet with a picture hanging out of it? You betcha.
>Wait, Picture?
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>>25488338

>You grab and pocket your wallet, but take the Picture out to inspect it.
>Oh, you remember this one…
>This was back when you were dragged into their Crystal Empire Visit.
>And word for word, Rarity *Insisted you MUST try the spy treatment.
>The fact you enjoyed that spa made no difference, mind you.
>The picture was taken with you crouching down, standing next to Twilight and all of her friends surrounding the two of you.
>Those were the days…..
>You sign, Pocketing the Picture, and getting back to the task at hand.
>Twilight’s Castle.
>You cover pull up your hood, and take one step out the door.
>Only to be blown back, by the sheer force of the Ice and snow hitting you in the face.
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>>25488348

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9COsI2cgKk
>Now donned in your makeshift Respirator, Ski Goggles and taped on tennis rackets, you step out into the Blizzard once more, prepared for the worst nature could throw at you.
>And the one thing you noticed was the cold.
>It Pierced through your clothes like a Dagger, chilling you to the very bone.
>But ignoring it, you press onwards, toward the gleaming light that you can only hope is Twilight’s Castle.
>’Hey! Anon!’
>The voice stood out in the cold like a Black Slave in the KKK meeting.
>You look for the source of the noise, to find the one and only Rainbow Dash dissenting from the clouds.
>’Dude, why the buck are you out here!? I gave ya one job!”
“I Got to get to Twilights. She want’s this thing done as soon as possible!”
>’If You say so man! do you want some help or?!’
“No thanks I Got it! But could you tell Twilight I’m on my way?”
>’Sure bro! I’ll tell her you’re dead if ya don’t get there in the first hour though!’
“I Will strangle you, you little feathery shit!”
>You hear laughter in the distance, as it gradually fades off into the distance.
>Now, where were you….
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>>25488360
Hard to believe this is 4 Pages. Oh well.

>A Few hours later.
>Be Twilight.
>Oh Celestia, he should’ve been here two hours ago!
>You made sure to sound as intimidating as you could!
>You read all about it!
>Looking out the window, you see the storm had really started to kick up, showing no intent of ceasing its onslaught.
>You had been pacing for the past half hour now.
>You’ve even made a hole in the crystal floor. By Celestia if you know how you managed that though.
>WHY Did this concern you like this though?
>It’s not like you Like him or anything!
>Or is it that-
>*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
>You rush over to the door.
“Anon!, Thank Celestia you’re he-”
>’Yeah, that’s the problem there….’
>To your displeasure, it was not Anon, but your friend Rainbow Dash.
“Rainbow, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be up in Cloudsdale?
>’Twi, this is serious, it’s about Anon!’
>The dead Focused look in here eye, the one that almost never showed its face, worried you about her next words.
>’Anon is out in the storm, and He’s hurt!’
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>>25488376
Continue writefriend
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>>25488338
>For the first Month or so, Twilight and you were the best friends.
>She even went into depths of calling you her *BHFF* Right alongside her own Brother.

Ouch. I came here for tsundere, not tragedy.
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The power and wifi in my building just went down. Posting from my phone atm.

I hope it comes back up within the hour, but if not I'll have to hope on tomorrow.

This is what I get for rooming in a building built 100 years ago.
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>twiddles thumbs and waits
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>>25490000

Wasted quads.
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>>25490000
wew
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>>25490000
Rip quads
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>>25486846
No.
is Yandere
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I wanted to ask if anyone was working on a Rara tsundere story? Cause if not, I'll start working on something.
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>>25491886
as far as i can tell, no one is working on a rarity story
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>So here you are.
>Not voluntarily of course, but here you are nonetheless.
>Where’s here?
>A particular dress makers/fashionistas boutique, which also doubled as her home.
>Talk about mixing business with pleasure.
>Giggidity.
>This wouldn’t be so bad if your current predicament didn’t involve sharp objects near junior.
>A sharp pain in your thigh made you hiss.
>”Oh please, I barely grazed you with the pin. Now hold still, otherwise the next one might not be an accident.”
>Fucking hell, Rarity wasn’t normally this much of a bitch.
>That’s a lie.
>When it came to you she was always a bitch.
>You don’t even remember a time when she didn’t change from a smiling mare to an uptight cunt the moment she saw you.
“Rarity?”
>She just kept working.
“Rarity?”
>”What?”
>She’s probably on the rag or something.
“Not that I’m complaining or nothing, but I do have shit to do today. So how much longer do you think this is going to take?”
>”Considering I’m taking time out of my busy schedule to make a new set of trousers for you on such short notice, I believe you should just buck up and stand there until I’m done.”
>So she had a point.
>Your old pair met their unfortunate end when Pinkie decided that you looked miserable in the summer heat.
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>>25492487

>After sneaking up behind you, and almost like a scene out of a cartoon she tore your very nice pair of pants off your body.
>After a very manly scream and minor freak out on the pink pest pony you clutched the remains of your fallen comrades and headed to the boutique.
>And another prick of the needle.
>Damn you marshmallow horse.
“If I wasn’t a smart man.”
>”You’re not.”
“As I was saying if I wasn’t a smart man, I would almost say you’re sticking me with that thing on purpose.”
>”Why Anonymous, why would a lady such as myself do such a thing. Besides I’m done.”
>Looking down you admired the fabric horse’ work.
>Despite her full cunt-mode attitude towards you, she did do a hell of a job.
>You could barely tell that your trousers were nothing more than tatters an hour ago.
“Thanks, so how much do I owe you.”
>”Though I am quite doubtful you can afford my products, I am the element of generosity. So consider this a small example of how much I exemplify my element.”
“Uh-huh. Okay then, thanks I guess.”
>”Yes quite, now be gone. I have many projects I must return too.”
>With a push of her magic you were shoved outside.
>Well fuck you too then.
>But who cares.
>You got your pants fixed, and for free.
>Your inner jew grinned at your luck.
>Might as well head home.
>And avoid the pink menace before she ruined your new pants.
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>>25492495

Back in the Boutique
>Be Rarity, the most fashionable pony in town.
>And you just got a visit from a particular town resident that you may have a small crush on.
>Bucking Anon.
>Why did you even like him?
>His Smile?
>That’s not it, you’ve seen donkeys with better smiles.
>Personality?
>He’s an asshole.
>So that’s not it.
>Most stallions fall over their hooves to get on your good side and impress you.
>But not him, if anything it almost seemed like he didn’t like you.
>Nonsense, he was probably just not good at reading a mares interest in him.
>I guess it’s time to bring out the big guns.
>In order to make him notice me I’m going to have to step things up a notch.
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>>25486989
scuse me, but can anyone please provide the Cadance pics featured here? Its obviously dimwitdog, but i cant find them anywhere.
Can offer extensive recompensation in lewd, just say your fancy!
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>>25492980
http://imgur.com/4n96FRS
http://imgur.com/4fIUG2M
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>>25493030
Ayy, thanks.
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Stupid sexy anon!
>[tsundere filly noises]
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stallions are best tsuntsuns
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>>25492533
Very nice, keep going.

Also will you continue the slave scootaloo story? We haven't seen anything new for a few threads and you said you would continue a little while ago in a different thread.
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>>25493593
I kind of hit a block with the scoot story as far as where I want to go with it, so for now its on hiatus.
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>>25493897
Alright, thanks for letting me know.

If you ever decide to continue, just hop over to the thread. We should be around all the time for about another few weeks or so until stuff slows down.
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>>25489047
Just read you story. Shit was cute, enjoyed it.
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>>25492533
Not going to read it. You will abandon it like every one of your story.
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>>25494377
>Accusing Helianon of abandoning stories.
>Not knowing I'm in the same fucking thread.
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>>25494377
No worries, you can easily hide my posts m8.
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>>25495068
Sad thing is that you actually write good.
Finish the NMM room mate story and the slave scoots one at least.
Also you are all over the place. I mean you are write/wrote green for every single thread that I follow. You just come by drop some good green then puff you vanish without ending it somehow. And considering that I follow 11 thread currently and I saw you in 10 of them IIRC. Only exception is SIM.
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>>25495241
The Nighmare moon green is finished and all four chapters are updated in the bin. As for the scoot story I'm stuck with where I want it to go. I usually don't abandon stories and do return to finish them when real life permits.
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BUMP!

I-it's not like I WANTED to save the thread or anything...
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>>25492533
I'm actually heading home for turkey day tomorrow, and will probably have time to buckle down and write some more for this. And if inspiration strikes maybe the scoot as well, but no promises
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I like this thread. This is a nice thread.
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Don't die on me you magnificent bastard.
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Is it bad if I get an erection while writing my own work?
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>>25498448
nah, it happens.
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>>25498448
Good.
It's means you're enjoying the writing experience, which is the most important thing.
And when a writer enjoys what their doing, it always shows in their work.
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>>25498448
Just make sure you do an extra proofreading sweep afterwards to compensate for not having as much blood in your brain as usual.
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bump
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Riggy, how is the progress on the pics you're drawing so far? I can't wait to see the luna one
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>>25500153
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>>25500502
I think his internet must still be down.

1 like = 1 prayer for Riggster's internet
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>>25501594
Sure hope he's alright
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Rest in Peace, Riggys Internet.
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>>25501628
He has to be.
... He has to...
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>>25501628
I hope so too. Maybe it's the holiday? I think he mentioned going home for a break soon.
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Bemp
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>>25494805

So, you're not gonna finish that, huh?
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I'm a few threads behind
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Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
Bump.
Did I mention a bump?
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Oh hello page 10. Yes, there's a fair lack of content isn't there? Don't worry, there'll be some eventually.
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>>25508702
Yeah, I Probably SHOULD get back to it...
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>>25509002
Cmon! We need you until Riggy resurfaces!
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>>25509760
Speaking of getting back to it, My Pastebin.
I have the story up there, including half of my promised delivery, already completed. If any of yall wanna go check that out, feel free to.
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Page nein bump
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Dude riggy what the fuck get the fuck back here and post shit now this is unacceptable
Not even gonna try to be polite at this point
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>>25511585
just let it rip in pieces anon
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You'd think Glimmer would be a *huge* candidate for being a tsundere, but I almost never see it.
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>>25511793
I think she's more yandere material myself.
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bump
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Everyone knows that Anonpone is the best tsundere
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>>25514594
What if anon gets turned into pony, but because he's a pony magical horseland rules dictate that he can't say really mean stuff, so him hating twalot for turning him into a horse, makes them all think he's tsun tsun to twily.
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>>25514658
I want this in green, come on write friends
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>>25514658
Why would he hate her for making his greatest dream come true?
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>>25515654
Alright homie this ain't the TF generals thread, that's why.
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>>25515697
Yeah, but this is /mlp/. Start a strawpoll and see what the general preference is for yourself.
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>>25515758
>That assdamage
Stop being a faggot anon.
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>>25515758
http://strawpoll.me/6073821
Here since you wanna find out.
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>>25511585
Oh yeah. Sorry that the internet went down in my building at school.
Sorry that when I came home I wanted to spend some quality time with my parents.
Sorry that when I was given the opportunity to see my cousin for the first time after attempting suicide, I took it immediately so I could make him happy and feel relief for the first time in weeks.

I'm really sorry that I have a life and that I am sometimes too busy to produce content about ponies for an anonymous board.

But hey, this is all unacceptable for you. How dare I do such things? I'm glad you've been adding content to the board at least... right?

People who know me know that I am very relaxed and try to be nice and polite to everyone, even when they don't deserve it.

And Anon, you don't deserve for me be polite to you, but I'll do it anyway.

Work on your manners, you're not entitled to anything. I make all this stuff in what very little free time I have while all you do is soak it in for free. It's Anons like you that make content creators like me leave the threads they once loved.

Fortunately, thanks to Anons like
>>25511617
>>25509760
>>25501628
>>25503287
>>25503340

I'm not going to abandon just because of you.

You're not a bad person Anon, but you need to work on being more understanding.

>>25506786
I love this picture. Thank you for creating it. I know nobody responded to it, which is odd to me, but it's absolutely wonderful. I printed it out and have it up on my wall. You're the best.


As for the Epilogue, I'm rewriting it. I got a decent way into it, and it just felt all wrong and the writing was sub-par at best. I'm very very new to smut, so I need to try again

I do have the first Drawfag funtime's winner's picture: Pinkie baking with Aryanne.

Sorry for absence guys. My family has been having a rough month, and I'm trying to carry some extra weight with chores and work so they can relax a little this break as well.
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>>25515899
We gotcha Riggy, you take all the time you need, as long as you don't abandon us, we'll wait. We got time.
>>25511585
Except this guy apparently, but nobody cares about him.
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>>25515899
Well written.
Don't regret any of what you just said.
It's not a rant, it's a nice peek into your mind.

I'm sorry bad stuff happened to you.

Just row row row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream.
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>>25515899
>I-Its not like I even like replies

best wishes to your cousin
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>>25516040
>>25516060
>>25516168
Thanks everybody. I'm glad I'm not disappointing the whole thread.

As for my cousin, he's doing well. He still isn't going to normal school, he's in some alternative thing, but he's smiling again and that's all that matters.
I spent yesterday with him and played GTA V, gang beasts, and Little Big Planet with him. It was so nice to finally see him.
I'll let him know you guys send him good vibes. I'll keep writing today and take breaks to draw the drawfag funtime awards.
When I'm done with this set, I might have another round of it if this place is still bumpy.

Thanks again everyone. I love you all.
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>>25515899
>>25516220

I insanely appreciate that you value your time with your family. This is an anonymous board after all. For all we care you could of never showed your face again and all the promises you made would be forgotten within a week.

Also, you're still planning to do Luna pulling a prank on sunbutt pic?
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>>25515852
I assumed that "Anon" meant the typical /mlp/ user, not the fictional character. It's easy to mix up the two.
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>>25516423
How so?
Twilight can't turn a typical /mlp/ user into a pony no matter how hard they wish that was true.
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>>25516248
Yep! I have my list. Luna pranking Celestia is next, then I have to draw a Tsundere Sombra.
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>>25516423

>>25516448
Seriously, how do you mix up the two? Like I'm not trying to be an asshole, I seriously want to know how you got that.
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>>25516468
This.
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>>25516448
Well, most people have this faculty called imagination, and they can use it to think of hypothetical scenarios and situations. They can even put themselves in those situations. People here often address one another as "Anon", among other names. So you see how the two things can get mixed up occasionally. Anon the character is often portrayed as a snarky grump in those kinds of stories, but who of us wouldn't want to be the little mare? But even if he's just a character, he can still be a realistic reflection of the typical user, who'd rejoice rather than grouch if put into this sort of situation.
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>>25516759
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>>25516759
Well put

>>25516777
Trips confirm high expectations
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Well since the mix up was explained, and I'm too lazy to make another strawpoll, who here would be happy getting turned into a pony.
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>>25516849
>Wanting to rid yourself of the most unique thing that differentiates you from the ponies.

Nah.
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>>25516872
Your hands?
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>>25516908
Yes, that's among the human traits friend.
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>>25516849
If it was into a unicorn or pegasus, then I'd definitely be happy. I'd prefer to be a unicorn, though.
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>>25516849
i would not be happy, i like the idea of carrying a regular pony like you would a dog/cat, you cant do that if you are a pony
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>>25516981
You could do something even more demeaning.
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>>25517045
Can't make fun of them being a horse if you're a horse.
Checkmate.
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>>25517071
That won't prevent them from making fun of you for being a monkey and constantly giving you bananas until you get hyperkalemia and die. There are more of them than humans in Equestria.
Checkpal.
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>>25516981
Don't forget that you couldn't give belly rubs to cute tsun tsun ponies.
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>>25517154
>There are more of them
>Better become one of them

I'm a proud strong human man who don't need no mares.
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What would a proud strong man be doing in this cesspit of the internet?
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>>25517319
Shitposting.
Clearly.
Stop asking stupid questions.
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>>25516465
Hey Riggy did you ever finish that femanon and Solaris story?
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>>25517649
Yes and no. I've been writing for it, but I've been so busy I haven't quite finished it yet. I'll update the bin when I'm done.
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All hail the rightful king.
>>25486846
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>>25515899
>>25516220
Don't worry about it RiggyRag. You worry about you and what you find important, just ignore the less-than-favorable posts unless it's constructive criticism of course, but that's not the point here.
Still, glad to know you're back, how things have been, and that errythang's looking up again. Heck, one of the top reasons you're one of my fave writefriends is that you keep us up to date about stuff like this when you can. Best wishes and all that buddy!
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boop tsun-tsun pones on the nose
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Saving this thread.
On the subject of saving, I may have an update later tonight. Don't get your hopes up though, the last 4 hours for me involved everyone's favorite number and letter combination.
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>>25515899
Damn I really triggered him huh?
Tough shit faggot
Didnt even read the whole rant

There is "oh its ok its no big deal I understand" level, and then theres "days and days and days behind promised schedule level"

Luckily there are no ids so you have no way of knowing which of these many anons I am and I can stop insulting you in my next post and you will have 0 idea that its still me

Get your shit together right the fuck now
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>>25519841
I eagerly await you.
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>>25520429
>days and days behind promised schedule of a free content provider on 4chan

You really are autistic, aren't you anon?

It's okay, because you're right you're just an Anon without an id.
You're a nobody, at least Riggy is a somebody that makes shit. Maybe that's why you're such a dick, hiding behind your anonymity like a faggot.

Honestly, that's really sad.
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>>25520429
Get a load of this edgy motherfucker.
Damn son nearly cut me there.
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>>25520510
>>25520511
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>>25520429
>I want this guy to make content!
>Better yell at him and call him a faggot!

You don't understand how this works do you?
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>>25516220

And as for the Obviously superior Writefag here, we all love you back. Shit happens to us all, but what makes you strong is how you dig yourself out of it.

P.S no Homo
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>>25520617
I understand he is gonna take a long ass time to post shit and it really makes no difference how I act towards him, so since it doesn't matter and there are no consequences for telling him how I really feel I figure I'll just tell him.
Pretty simple.
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>>25520639
>implying there are no consequences to treating the main content creator like shit.

Meanwhile in his original reply >>25515899
>"Work on your manners, you're not entitled to anything. I make all this stuff in what very little free time I have while all you do is soak it in for free. It's Anons like you that make content creators like me leave the threads they once loved."

You should really read stuff when it's written for you.
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>>25520741
He's not going to leave.
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>>25520921
Wow. You're a bitch.
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>>25521014
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I need more of this.
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>>25522313
Im not here to feel
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Good night bump, even if it is only page 8.
>captcha is pool tables
8-ball maybe?
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The "I don't have a good tsun image, so have some Sweetie-Butt" Bump
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>>25522313
>*sobbing*
I don't.
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>>25522414
But that's exactly why I'm here.

And on the subject of Rarity, there is a Tsunrarity fic here that still needs updates.
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>>25515899
Yes. A better tomorrow.


Also we got you bruh. Do what you feel is most important. We'll all still be our usual chucklefuck selves till you get back.
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>>25525221
There has to be done sort of solution...
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>>25520429
>>25520639
Probably useless writing this since you won't read it, but I may as well try.

No, you're right. I'm not going to leave the thread just because of you. And you're also right, I don't know which Anon you are.
Sure showed me! You can insult me and get away with it! But I know you didn't mean it, and I feel your apology in your follow up posts, even if you're not brave enough to say it out loud. I forgive you.

But I've gotta ask, and this is serious Anon: Is everything okay?

People don't usually get so hostile with others like that unless they are under some stress. If something has been bothering you and you need someone to talk to, you can email me at [email protected].
I know sometimes people just need a friend. If it helps, I drew this just for you.


How is everyone today? I had a lovely time talk to a couple of you on steam last night.
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>>25525941
I'm doing pretty good Rigster.
Bit chilly right now, but I'm just gaming and checking threads.
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>>25525941
This nigger right here is fucking BASED.
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>>25525941
I have a multivariable calc midterm in a few hours. Gotta finish studying. It would probably help if I stopped checking this thread every few minutes.
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Tsundere Thread:
WHERE FUCKING NOBODY FINISHES ANYTHING
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>>25525977
Put on a sweatshirt and make some tea or hot coco and play something singleplayer for awhile while listening to this: http://vip.aersia.net/vip-mellow.swf.
It's super cozy. You inspired me to draw.

>>25525982
Haha, thanks Anon. It means a lot. And I agree, Buddha is pretty based.

>>25525997
Oh god Calc. Not my strong suite haha. I'm sure you'll do great. Just study hard and take a break to check the thread every 20 minutes or so.

>>25526166
Not true! I finished my story ya goof. The epilogue is being redone, if that's what you're talking about.
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>>25523128
>3128
>47:18
>page 8
>8-ball
That's a lotta 8 for one bump.
>>25525941
I'm doing pretty good Riggy, your post made me smile.
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>>25526229
Are we the comfy with Rigs thread now?
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>>25486846
>tsun ponk
Weird, I always pegged her for the type that would just embrace it full force if she fell for somebody?
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>>25525941
Wootmaster senpai noticed my Tracy drawing yesterday. Today is a good day consequentially.
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>>25516248
This is what you're looking for! Congrats on winning the drawfag funtime!
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>>25526904
Hi I'm Flowey
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>>25526904
Thank you based riggy.

I was expecting it to be in colour but atleast its something.
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>>25527317
I'll color it down the road. That just takes a little longer!
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>>25527491
Awesome thanks!

Take your time, no rush.
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>>25526583
So did i, but Riggy's story made it work pretty good.
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>>25526904
Celestia looks like a little salty.
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>>25526583
>>25527989
It works for me because I really love the idea of her getting flustered and not knowing how to handle really intimate feelings about others.
Fun and games she can do, but romance is a problem for her.
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>>25528006
Get the fuck out carlos.
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>>25528039
Know any good stories around that premise?

Preferably ones that don't involve shipping between show characters. If I read stories with shipping, I prefer it to be insane crack shipping I can have fun with.
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>>25528446
Not really, at least not any I can think of right now, mostly just seen a bit of art here and there with that premise.
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>>25525941
<3 u Rigs
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bump b-baka
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>>25528446
Other than Riggy's story, I'd like to see more of this too.
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Not that any of ya care, but the sidekick Writefag had an issue.
I recently got into a car accident. Recently meaning I just got back. I'll continue as soon as I can.
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>>25529267
Were you the driver at fault anon?
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>>25529267
You okay Fruit?
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>>25529267
Did you die?
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>>25529734
Yes.
>>25529721
Nobody got hurt, thankfully.

Still, I just got a bit to think about.
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Why must you hurt me like this?
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You better not die on me, thread!
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>>25529267
>>25529903
Damn Fruity, it's good to know you're alright.
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Y'know Riggy, I really like you. You seem to genuinely care about people here, even the one or two people bitching at you. You offer help and even draw a doodle for them. I really appreciate that in a writefag. Keep on keeping on.
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>>25529267
Take care not to push yourself, your well-being comes before more green
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>>25529267
>>25533199
Dubs confirm. Stay safe, mate.
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>>25529267
Aww geez, I didn't see this before.
Who's the dick that rammed you?
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No green?
Fine.
Is it a conspiracy to piss me off or something?
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Page 8? That's just Riggity Wack bra
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>>25534133
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Hey everybody! Writing hard today, trying to produce something great. I write smut pretty slowly because I'm not used to it, but hopefully it'll be good for a first attempt.

I'll also be drawing some more today.

How is everyone today?

>>25529267
How you doing fruit?
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Bump
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>>25536169
Still chilly and playing video games, other than that I'm great.
How you doing Rigster?
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>>25536169
Not so hot, Riggy. My grandma is in hospice care, and she might not make it to christmas. Hopefully that story and drawings can cheer me up a little.
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>>25536310
I'm doing fine. Taking today off to write and draw for you all. It's been a while since I hard a day to do such things. Sounds like another relaxing day for you!

>>25536400
Apologies don't fix anything, but I'm sorry that your granny is sick. Mine passed away last year at the beginning of October.
I understand your pain, my friend.

Who's your favorite pony, Anon?
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>>25536485
Thanks, it means a lot that someone cares, and my favorite pony would be Pinkie.
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>>25536524
Of course someone cares. More people care about you than you know, Anon.

Here, I drew this for you. You can never be ready for what you're going through, I find. That being said, I always found the best way to make yourself feel better is to make others feel better. Go to your family, be the best son/brother/nephew/grandson you can be, and make them feel a little bit better. I guarantee you won't be as sad, and the world will be a much better place because of you.

If it isn't already, haha.
Keep your chin up, Anon, Pinkie sends all her love.
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>>25536937
Lost the "y" at the end of "okay"
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>>25536400
>Dem Dubs
Riggy. I missed you.
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>>25536937
I didn't ask for this feels.
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>>25536937
>>25536980
Thanks man, you're the best. Sorry about the late reply, just got back from visiting her. I can't express how I feel now. Just, thank you.
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>>25526385
One Tsundere Sombra! Delivered just for you my lucky-digit friend!

Hope you enjoy it!
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>>25537722
Whoops, made a mistake on the image.

Lucky digits came rolling through though. Here is the real deal!
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>>25537751
You thing this is some kind of game?
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>>25537722
>>25537751
Tee hee, thanks Riggy-buddy!
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I'm still a virgin at 18 and hate my life and sometimes get half second thoughts of blowing my head off with a shotgun or something flash through my mind just barely noticeable but still there
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I'm still a virgin at 18 and a freshmen in college and hate my life and sometimes get half second thoughts of blowing my head off with a shotgun or something flash through my mind just barely noticeable but still there
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>>25537903
>>25537917
fucking double post and the first one didnt even use the right gif
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>>25537917
>>25537903
Embrace your wizard ways faggot

If you can't then you should go ahead and kill yourself.
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>>25537903
>abloo bloo bloo ima virgin at 18
Wow that's unheard of on 4chan. You may be lost, >>>/r9k/ is over thata' way.
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boop
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>>25536169
Same shit, Different day friend.
Reminding my associates they're not dead, trying to overcome writers block, the usual.
Also bump.
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What's this? A thread on page 10? A large influx of BEES outta put a stop to that!
Wait, wrong doctor you say? Lemme try again...
A large influx of BUMP outta put a stop to that!
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>>25541010
Doctor beeeeeeees!
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Bemp!
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Bumpin' never hurt nobody.
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So, do we do something?
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>>25537917
>>25537903
Breaking the meme-character for a moment here.

Don't worry about it. Seriously. Just enjoy life, interact with people, try new things, have your own little adventures and forays into learning new skills, have fun, and things'll work out.

There's more to life than shitty frat house stereotypes would suggest.
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Hope ya'll have a nicer day than the past few, remember that writefags are people too.
Also bump
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>Day extra tsun in Equestria
>[Insert pony waifu here] is talking with Anon
>Can't express feelings to him
>Uses the ancient horse-magic known as Tsundere
>Anon still don't get the convoluted signals with which you express your complex love
>N-not that you REALLY want his monkey-dick, t-that's gross!
>But you really kinda do...
>Why won't Anon just submit to your roundabout and abusive advances already!?
>Call him an idiot and say you don't like him anyway
>Turns out he doesn't like you either
>He's gay
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Okay guys, here's the deal.

I'm making pretty good progress on the epilogue. I've been writing and rewriting multiple times, and I think I've finally found the one that sticks.

I'm going to be busy for the first half of the day, helping my family prep for hosting Thanksgiving, but after dinner I'll be back to writing.

As for the thread in my absence, a discussion should take place! I have a few questions for you all I'd love to hear the answers to.

If you were a human in Equestria, what pony do you think YOU might be tsundere for? Which one might have that effect on you?
Of all the tsundere pairings that could happen, which one do you think is the most realistic? Which one is the most ridiculous?
If you had to choose between having your waifu be tsundere or yandere, which one would you prefer and why?

Alright, talk to you all in a few hours!
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I'm not sure if I'd be a very good tsundere, I think I'm too nice and too much of a joking goof.
But, I think I might get tsun for Rarity. I really like her, but I think there would be things about her that would bug me. Like if she would badger me about my clothing or that I should behave more properly.
I'd probably needle her to be more relaxed, letting her more childish side out and think her prince charming ideals are unrealistic (while secretly wanting to be her prince charming).
(I could see something similar with Twilight, getting annoyed at her OCD-moments, and my general dislike of schedules, but I think she is too understanding for me to ever go full tsun on her)

Rarijack is probably my personal favorite for tsun-relationships, their behavior towards each other in the show fits it pretty good. Clashing personalities that still care about each other.
As for most ridiculous, I have no idea.

Tsundere, definitively. I kinda like a girl with some fire, as long as she isn't just being bitchy. Also, having a girl being overbearing and huffy is better than having her kill anyone who gets close to you (or killing you if your don't accept her love), if you ask me.
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>>25545500
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>>25544791
Shit man I don't think I could pull that tsundere shit, except maybe for Trixie, on the other hand I think I'd make a pretty good dandere.
A pinkiexdash pairing could work, in my opinion, with a tsun dash. Most ridiculous would be some shit with twi and flutters, no idea how that would work though, it's a crack ship if I ever thought of one.
And lastly, I'd say I'd prefer a tsundere waifu over all, cause one, I like having other friends that are alive, and two it would be hella less creepy, ya know not being stalked or someshit.
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>>25544948
I agree with you on a few points there Anon, I figure myself too lax to be a huffy tsun-tsun, at least seriously. Rarijack is also top-tier tsun pairing, even if Fashion Horse is fairly low on my list of favorite horses.

However, if anything I would be tsundere for Top Cunt, if only because I'd totally be a jerk about not REALLY being impressed with her flying tricks. I would also be much more for a Yandere, as I'm a bit more inclined to like a chick that is slightly obsessive about me, than constantly belittles me.
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>>25546202
But you would constantly have to worry about a knife in the back (or some else's). Just think of all the blood!
Is it really worth it, herr doktor?
Also, defrosting the tsundere and getting her to warm up to you is half the fun.
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>>25546759
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Okidoki! I am back and writing!
Word to the wise, never go on the highway on the day before Thanksgiving. It was hell.

So I'll be here writing, but that doesn't pay the bump bills around here so it's time for another...

RIGGYRAG DRAWFAG FUNTIME! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8iOmVd1W_g

Sweet babies is it true? You bet your bottom dollar it is! Yessir, even YOU can get a custom made P.O.S.-tier drawing for you and your kin! All you have to do is roll!

Here's the prizes for today's lottery!

Today's theme: Thanksgiving!
Dubs will get you one Pony doing whatever you want!
Trips will get you two Ponies or a Pony and Anon!
Quads will get you Three Ponies or two Ponies and Anon!
Quints will get you an incredible FOUR Ponies AND Anon!

In order to be eligible you must:
>Reply to this post with your request!
>Supply a picture of the pony you want drawn!

And that's all she wrote! So get rolling while I get writing!
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>>25547618
Lyra and anon

Anon is making hand turkeys and Lyra is mesmerized

If just Lyra she tries to make turkeys but fails because hooves.
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>>25547647
Redoing it for this guy.
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>>25547618
A return prank from celestia to moonbutt
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>>25547795
reroll
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>>25547618
Bookhorse eating books for thanksgiving

Lewdly
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>>25547863
Ah shit how many rerolls can we get?
I'm rerolling.

notice me riggysama~
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>>25547647
ima roll for this anons idea, i like it
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>>25547618
Luna and Tia eating thanksgiving dinner until they break their chairs while twilight looks on in horror.
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>>25547618
I wonder if I can win again.

Tracy cutting a turkey in her usual fashion. Extreme violence.
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>>25547618
Applejack looking at a cooked turkey wondering "why do we cook a turkey if we're usually vegetarian?"
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>>25547863
Rollin for bookhorse
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>>25547618
If it's Ok for them to be non-ponies, pic related laid out on a rug with Anon, bellies full of delicious meats, trying to fight off their post meal comas.
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>>25547647
rollin for this
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>>25547886
>>25548110
SO CLOSE
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>>25547618
Moondancer reading a book on thanksgiving. The wrong kind of book

Necronomicon.
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>>25547618
Twi accidentally setting her kitchen on fire in attempts to make Thanksgiving for Anon.
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>>25548635
Y'know, it seems I only get dubs when I have literally zero intention of it.

'Tis sad.
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>>25547618
Luna, Anon and Tsun Celly enjoying a Thanksgiving meal.
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>>25548667
Off By ONE!!!!!
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is this the new dubs thread?
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>>25548671
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>>25548678

Nope. It's just a lottery system utilized to bring content to the board in the form of pictures being posted and content being generated. It's not a get thread, just a fun bump game to play to pass the time.
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>>25547618
Limestone is underrated, lets have her serving anon the viewer some rock soup for the holiday

trips = +anon
quads = +marble and anon
quints = +pie sisters comboMaud inkie, blinkie, pinkie and anon
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>>25548775
I like how this guy thinks. Reroll.
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>>25548818
GODDAMNIT!
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>>25547647
>>25547710
>>25547795
>>25547823
>>25547863
>>25547886
>>25547913
>>25548025
>>25548048
>>25548101
>>25548110
>>25548248
>>25548452
>>25548467
>>25548506
>>25548635
>>25548664
>>25548667
>>25548775
>>25548818
Proof that this thread cant into numbers smfh tbqh family

Have some trixie and rerolling for >>25548775 before bed

Also does double dubs counts as trips or what would they fit into?
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>>25548889
looks like you are more proof friendiddly.
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>>25548889
>Off by one
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUn_
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>>25547647
Giving my idea one more roll, because fuck it, everybody else is doing it.
Pretty rad others liked the idea.
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>>25548911
>get dubs
>wasnt rolling
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>>25548911
Let's just count this as a vote.

Not like anyone else is having much luck.
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I will reroll this one >>25548635 because I hate it when this happens
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>>25548988
Finally a winrar

Checked
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>>25548988
Oh Doc, do you ever lose?

I'll accept another!
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>>25549088
>>25549088
Pinkie Pie and anon laughing at thanksgiving while the rest of the Pie family is dumbfounded
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>>25548775
One more for this one.
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>>25549597
reroll
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>>25549711
winrar. It has started.
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>>25549711
Yay, you got dubs for a roll that included, like 7 characters!
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>>25549088
Was going to suggest Anon and Moonie quietly reading while enjoying dinner together, but >>25549711
so whatever.
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>>25548775
>rock soup for the holiday
Does anyone remember the Stone Soup fable?

A traveller comes to a village and tells everyone that he has a magic stone that will make some of the best soup ever, and he's willing to share, but he just needs a little help from the villagers to get it ready.

Just some minor things like onions, carrots, seasonings, etc. Eventually, the entire village collaborates, and contributes enough ingredients to make a fantastic soup, and they all have a great time.


The real magic stone was their cooperation.

Corny as hell, but it illustrates that lowering the perceived individual investment in an enterprise can promote more contributions.
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>>25549711
Uh, that's ALOT of characters. Wanna narrow that down a little? Haha

>>25549743
I can take one more, I think.

>>25549882
Pretty cool!
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>>25549952
Sure, just make it Pinkie and anon's thanksgiving. They're finishing up the pumpkin pie
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>>25549965
Okay, I can do that!
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I don't know how many times I gotta say this but you're fucking awesome riggy.

Also, whats with the letters after your name? I've noticed other writefriends do it too but I have no idea what for.
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>>25550483
Lurk the fuck more
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>>25550483

Oh, you don't know what a trip is. You poor sweet summer child.
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>>25550483
It means the CIA and NSA are monitoring this thread.
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>>25550835
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>>25550483
It's a tripcode, to prove that they are the true writefag
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>>25547618
Trixie being tsundere to anon about their "date"
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>>25547618
You better write.
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>>25548775
Rollin for Holder's bolder rock soup recipe
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>>25552999
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>>25552999
Oh shee-

...is it even open still?
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>>25552999
>>25553326
Yep! That was the last one!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

After the festivities end tonight, I'll be writing and drawing again.
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>>25553926
Happy thanksgiving Riggy.
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>>25552999
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>>25553926
Have a good time with your family riggy!
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Ba-dum boop ba doo boop ba doo doo BUMP!
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>>25555272
Boop beep bada boop ba?
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>>25556160
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>>25556227
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Boop
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Patient bump
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This thread is not at all tsundere. Come one guys.
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damn my life suck look what they're doing to us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuhKVqPOfPg
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>>25560018
i-it's not like it wanted to be tsundere
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>>25559177
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fuckin' bump
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Boop
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>>25563152
Beep.
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Gee, it sure is a lot of bumping around here.
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>>25564308
Mah boi, this thread is what all true Anons strive for.
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>>25564685
I just wonder what the writefriend's are up to.

I'm gonna keep bumping with these until something happens.
I swear I'll do it, don't test me!
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>>25564308
>>25564685
>>25565496
I miss youtube poops.
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>>25565496
Slide in some Zelda.
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>>25565582
"Butt father! What if someone shitposts about you?"
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>>25565608
Thanks m8.
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Bump.

Please come back Rigggy.
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>>25566087
A whole day gone, and still no word from based Riggy...
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>>25565496
I warned you. This is a cd-i thread now.

You fagjesty, /pol/ and it's minions has seized the board of /trash/!
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>>25566787
Hmm... How can /mlp/ help?
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>>25566787
>implying /pol/ wasnt elected and then passed the enabling act so there was never any chance of any subverters conning and sleazing their way into power again
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>>25567624
Don't try to bring logic or plausible reasoning into my stupidity, I am immune to your sexy ways!
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>>25567673
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>>25567360

It is written, only John Cena can defeat /pol/.
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I wonder what's for dinner.
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>>25567860
Usurper!

Great! I'll grab my merchandise!
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>>25568201

There is no time, your dubs is enough.
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>>25568403
How about a bump, for luck?
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>>25568445
U wot m8!?
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>>25515899
Who cares about you.
Post content.
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>>25568445

U getta kiden me
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>>25568471
Fagala! We're off!
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Well, the tsundere thread basically died in a rather...interesting way.
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>>25568659
Don't be fooled by his disguise!
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>>25568859
Crap, it was a spider-man thread all along!
M. Night Shyamalanadingdonged!
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>>25568659
It's riggys fault for never posting shit anymore
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>Riggy isn't back
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Well, this was a fun little thread. A shame it got derailed with bumps and CD-i though that second one I'm actually alright with, but that's just how things go sometimes.
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>>25570404
It'll probably be back up by tomorrow or something. If not, it'll die and come back a month or two later. That's how these things go.
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>>25569419
This.
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The Journal Of The Riggy Followers

Day 12: We're beginning to lose hope, Riggy hasn't shown up with decent green for a while and now all the zeldafags are obsessively bumping our thread.
Why live?
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>tfw being the one who started the cd-i bumpfest
I have no regrets
>tfw still no new tsundere content
But I hold great sorrow
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bump?
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>>25571901
Hey I sounded the alarm ages ago but all you guys were all like "stfu faggot riggy is based oh riggy we love you so much dont listen to him"
"take all the time you need"
>all the time you need
>all the time
>you need

This is the future you chose.
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hyperspeed bump
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>>25569419
>>25568906

Sorry fellas. I spent all day yesterday with my closest friend because he only came home for one day.

>>25571901
>>25573146
I have to confess something: I don't like this epilogue, and I don't like writing everything beforehand.

The epilogue isn't even Tsundere, and I keep rewriting and rewriting the same bits because it all sounds so degenerate and cliche half the time. On top of that, the thread seems empty because I usually update as I write, giving the thread some life while I'm writing. Otherwise, it just stays a bumpy mess.

I know I said I would do this epilogue and write it all beforehand, but to be honest it doesn't have any spark or life to it.
It's just a mess of predictability and unfulfilling sexual fantasy.

Can I just go back to writing Tsundere stories? You guys really want content, and I desperately want to give it to you, but this stupid smut is getting in the way...

I dunno, I'll leave it up to you guys.

>>25574507
You're right, I have been taking a very long time. It's a combination of spending time with my friends and family, and being demotivated to work on the project I currently have on my list.

If you, or anyone else, doesn't want to stick around because of that I completely understand. I'm trying hard, but I haven't been the best writefriend these past two weeks.
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>>25578622
I say you can Riggy. Write what makes you happy, smut be damned even if generic-tier Riggy-brand smut would be a probably once-in-a-lifetime occurrence, I can certainly live without.
My vote's for moving on with more Tsun-stuff, as well as chilling with who you want. We might all be honorary Riggy-Ohana, but people on the internet ain't quite the same as family.
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>>25578622
>mfw he doesnt get that >>25568906 and >>25574507 are both me

Also, post whatever youve already made, all drafts, we can get off to whatever is the best

Also
>You're right, I have been taking a very long time. It's a combination of spending time with my friends and family, and being demotivated to work on the project I currently have on my list.

Yeah ok sure whatever
Maybe after you post what youve already got you should take a break from being a writefag for a while since you seem to have so many normie problems getting in the way
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>>25578622
Just write the Tsun stories m80, and post the lewd you got to a pastebin. People who want lewd get it and the rest of us who want stories get it. It's a win-win. Welcome back btw.It's n-not like I was waiting or anything.
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>>25579181
I don't want to post garbage, especially not unfinished smut garbage.

Besides, to be frank, I don't take orders from you. If you desperately need to jack it, there are plenty of writers that specialize in just that.

In a way, you're right, it is my fault this thread was dying, because I am the only one that supplies for it.
Which is why I'm not just gonna leave, because then this thread dies.

Unless, of course, you're willing to make some content for it? It'd certainly be welcome!

>>25578861
Thanks Doc for your continued support. The Ohana means a lot to me, it's just that I can contact you guys daily. I only get to hang with my family once every few months.


Anybody else have some input on this?
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>>25579181
>>25579590
In other news, I am the same person. Can't believe you haven't seen through this shit.
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>>25579682
In case you haven't put 2 and 2 together yet I basically stopped caring beyond a very mild interest a while back
I've more or less given up on you honestly, and you refusing to even post what you've already got when not just me but even another anon are asking for it, combined with you refusing to go away until you finally deal with your person shit, is really making me get to the brink of moving on to greener pastures

You trying to play writefag, generating content, then disappearing for days on end leaving your fans hanging is no good, you need to either have dedicated time slots where you can do it or you need to stop altogether and deal with these other things and once they are out of the way get back on track

But this start and go shit is extremely frustrating and really drains any interest in your content

I also want you to know that I'm not even really mad, I'm just annoyed and tired of this

So either get your act together or I guess these threads will continue to be called "riggys tsundere thread" but are filled with nothing but shit posting and you coming up with reasons for not posting content

Its up to you, but I've got plenty of other shit to do in the event that you dont change
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>>25579895
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>>25579895
Hey fucker you're not me!
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>>25578622
Hey, irl friends come before anonymous riggy cultists on the technicolour horse board of a mongolian interpretive dance website.
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>>25579948
>>25580002
>>25580026
>This many under the same name

Oh boy. What the hell is even going on?

>>25579919
No offense dude, and this is a serious question, why are you still here?

You state that you've lost interest, but you've been in every thread.
And you say you don't care but you respond to me almost immediately.
If you really have other shit to do... why aren't you just doing that?

Just go man. I'm a writer, but sometimes I don't have 4 hours a day to write. Especially during holidays. Such is life.
You don't understand that, so stop pretending to be some kind of real-talking critic when you're not.

Seriously brother, move on.
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>>25580360
D..do you mean the = thing? That's for the finale, Starlight and her everypony is equal thing.

Also just ignore that guy. On the internet there's bound to be people who don't agree with you for no reason. Or just to be contrary.
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>>25580445 is adressed to >>25580398
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>>25580398
I've just kep this tab opened and occasionally flipped to it when I saw something new was posted
Was only responding immediately because I wanted to be able to talk to you before you ran off again

Yeah fine I'm out, there are way better writefags out there that are delivering content thats way higher quality and at much faster speeds

Have fun with these dead threads everyone
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>>25580445
Is it supposed to happen automatically?
Because I had to delete my last comment since it replaced my trip with it.
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>>25580398
I'm >>25579590
I just want you to write some nice stories. I don't really care that much about lewd. I just figured that anon would shut up about being blue balled if you put the lewd on a pastebin. Hope you write again, for now I'm off to bed. Not like I'm looking forward to your stories.
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>>25580563
I'm writing now. I'm going to put green on this thread today if it kills me.
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>>25580563
Time for a comeback.
>"If you don't like them just tell me, darling." Rarity says huffing air out her nose.
>She looks up at you with a look of disdain.
>You try to wiggle your toes.
>Emphasis on the word 'try'
>In these shoes, it's hard to tell if you even have toes anymore.
>The blood has been cut off to them for awhile now.
>You scratch the back of your neck.
"They're alright, in the design bit of it I mean." you begin.
>You'll try to put this as lightly as you can.
"They just, well they're a little tight."
>Rarity squints her eyes.
>"How tight?"
>You feel your toes through the canvas material.
"I think I might need to use a knife to get them off."
>She huffs.
>"Feet are much harder to design for than hooves! They're just so... I suppose, "alien" is an appropriate word for it."
>You pull the shoe off your right foot with great effort.
"That's alright Rarity. If you're too busy I'll just keep wearing the boots I've got. They're a little tattered but-"
>Rarity tosses a piece of fabric in your face to interrupt you.
>"Well if you put it that way I have no choice do I? I can't let you leave wearing those dreary old things."
>You pull the soft silk off your face and get back on your feet.
"Rarity, seriously, it's not a big deal. They aren't that-"
>"Oh Anonymous, why must you twist my arm over this? Very well, I'll make them for you." she says dramatically.
>She starts to sew at her machine again.
>You sigh and stretch your shoulders a little.
>She doesn't seem to register a word you're saying.
>She's very adamant about helping.
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>>25581808
>But that's her schtick, right? Twilight told you all about the Elements of Symmetry or whatever.
>She was the element of generosity, or unselfishness, or something along those lines.
>It's odd, though, she didn't come off as generous at first. You thought she was a right pompous gal.
>But, recently she's been happy to help you with things, in her own way.
>There's a frustration that always seems to loom over her while she works with you, but that might just be what she's like while she's working.
>Like, a coldness that comes from focussing.
>You get that, when you're working in the forge you get into the zone from time to time.
>You look at the clock.
>12:37 pm.
>You've been here for two hours now.
>Not exactly how you wanted to spend your day off.
>Your stomach feels like it is eating itself.
>Time for lunch.
"Hey Rarity, I'm going to get myself something to eat. Would you like anything?" you ask her, still facing away from you at her machine.
>Rarity tilts her head very slightly, just enough for her ear to flick in your direction.
>"You aren't going to stay here to help me with this? Please Anon, you should be more grateful!" she scolds.
>You roll your eyes.
"I'm just getting a bite. I'll be back before you know it. Do you want anything?" you say walking towards the door.
>She huffs.
>"No thank you, I am fine. Please try to keep your clothes stain free, you bafoon. I know how dirty you get, and I don't want that in my shop!"
>You head out the door.
"Yeah, yeah." you say dismissively.
>The door closes behind you with a thump.
>She's got a lot of nerve lecturing you on stains. She's not by ash and coal all day.
>Oh well. You've got bits in your pocket and room in your stomach. It's time for something tasty.
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>>25581834
Yes, favorite pone!
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>>25580514
It replaces the typical anonymous tag. I don't know why it replaced your trip. Maybe it reset all the names to do it?
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>>25582319
Hmm, weird. Well hopefully it doesn't replace my trip this time.
>>25581834
>The sun ducks behind the clouds rolling by as you walk through the spotted shadow of a tree top.
>It's pretty hot out today, so the temporary shade is welcomed.
>Summer is the worst season to work in, but on days off the hot sun doesn't bother you so much.
>You can get away with wearing a t-shirt.
>As if to get your mind back on the objective at hand, your stomach growls with great ferocity.
>So much so the pony at the flower stand actually turned her head.
>You don't make eye contact and continue into the shopping district.
>An omnivore among herbivores is very selective about where to eat.
>Meat is a luxury that you never can get your hands on, except that one time you went to the Griffin Kingdom for royal business.
>They had beef there, and it was amazing.
>Your stomach starts its battle cry again.
>Thinking of that beef was a bad idea.
>You need something that will satisfy you as best it can.
>Your attention turns to a stand you've visited many times before.
> 'Tasty Franks Sausage Stand'
>Ah yes, Tasty Franks, the closest thing to meat you get in this town.
>You step up to the red and yellow wooden kiosk.
>Mustard, Relish, Ketchup, Hot Sauce, and other fixings are all set on the counter to be available for use.
>The tail of a light brown pony sticks up behind the stand, wiggling back and fourth as they search for something.
>You'd like to say this is the first time you've seen his flank behind the counter.
>You'd like to say that.
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>>25582526
>After a few seconds of hearing clacks and curse words under the counter itself, a brown stallion pops his head back up with a fresh bottle of mayonaise.
>"There we are!" he says happily before looking up at you, "Oh! Well if it isn't my favorite customer! How are you handy man?" he says happily.
>You chuckle.
"Can't complain, Umami. Just enjoying my day off. How's business?"
>He runs his hooves through his deep brown mane down to his hazel coat.
>"Same as always! Enough to get by, not enough to get a bigger stand quite yet though!"
>You crouch a little to be closer to his eye level.
"Oh yeah, I'm sure. You got any vegifranks back there or should I pay for the pleasant conversation?" you say with a smirk.
>He waves his hooves at you with a scrunched expression.
>"Always mister sarcasm! Of course I've got the franks. How many you want?" he asks confidently, resting one leg on the counter.
>You feel your bits jingle in your pocket.
>Well, you DID just get paid yesterday, and you didn't have breakfast this morning...
"Gimme two Jumbos, Umami, and don't be afraid to make em a bit dark!" you say, sliding 5 bits his way.
>He chuckles.
>"Right away moneybags!" he responds jokingly, turning to work on the grill set up behind him.
>Moneybags? Ha. You don't even make enough money to get shoes from anyone but Rarity.
>You turn around and lean your back on the stand with a sigh.
>You look down to people watch and notice a purple pony who is in line behind you.
>Her horn and wings allow you to quickly identify her as your boss.
>Princess Twilight Sparkle.
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>>25582574
>She looks up at you with a blank expression, and you match her gaze.
>Why didn't she let you know she was there?
"Hello Princess." you say formally.
>She blinks and snaps out of her firm stare.
>"Good Afternoon Anonymous. Enjoying your day off?" she says quickly, yet formally.
>You nod with a smile.
"As much as I can. What brings you to the shopping district? Making your rounds?" you ask politely.
>Twilight has been known to wander the town once or twice a day, keeping an eye out for any princess duties she must fulfill.
>She rarely finds any issues, Ponyville is ridiculously tame.
>She shakes her head.
>"No, I already did my rounds today."
>You raise an eyebrow.
"So are you shopping then? Or is a hot dog what you're after?" you ask lightly.
>She tilts her head, slightly confused before coming to some realization.
>"Hmm? Oh, yes. I am here for a, erm, hot dog?" she finally lets out.
>Something is off about her. Maybe she's stressed.
>Oh well.
"Hey Umami, put a regular frank on the grill too!" you shout back into the kiosk set up, placing another two bits on the table.
>"You got it" he responds, sizzling the franks against the hot grill.
>You look back to Twilight.
"I've got you covered." you say with a smile.
>Her eyebrows raise.
>"You didn't have to purchase me my hot dog, I could have bought it myself... I'm not exactly strapped for money, Anon." she says with a concerned inflection.
>You smile as you shake your head.
"Hey, my treat. I like treating you to stuff." you say reassuringly.
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>>25583176
>Her eyebrows raise even more, and her eyes grow a bit wider.
>Her cheeks get a little flushed as well.
>"Y-you do?" she says slowly.
>You nod yet again.
"Of course. What's the point of having money if you can't spend it on your friends from time to time."
>Her eyes get less wide again.
>"Yes, yes of course. Friends."
>The hot dogs slide out onto the counter in small paper boats.
>You grab the two large franks for yourself and let the princess hover the smaller one away for herself.
>She puts some ketchup on it and turns to face you again.
"Thanks Umami!" you say happily.
>"No problem there Anon! Thanks for the coin!"
>You start to walk to an empty table before facing Twlight once more.
"Wanna eat lunch with a friend? Unless you've got places to be of course..."
>She quickly trots over to your table and sits down.
>"No, of course I have time to eat with a friend!" she says dismissively, "Though I wouldn't get too chummy about this! You're still my employee after all!"
>You roll your eyes and pick up one of your franks.
"Mhmm, got it. This is strictly formal! No buddy-buddy here! Yes ma'am, no friendship in sight!" you say with a chuckle.
>She blushes as you poke fun at her. She actually looks a little hurt by that sarcasm.
>Maybe you should backtrack a little.
"Aw, c'mon Princess. I'm just having a little fun. I get what you're saying. We don't have to be besties to eat lunch together."
>She pouts and starts to make motions towards her hot dog.
>"Fine! Whatever you say, Anon."
>You shake your head.
>The Princess may be a powerful being of unlimted energy, but she still acts like a child sometimes.
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I'm going to dinner with my parents, I hope you're enjoying this new green so far. I'll be continuing it later tonight.

See you all in a little while.
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>>25583568
So we fuckin Tsundiggle Spiggle?
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>>25583568
Dont fuck with me Riggy
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>>25583568
Are we, or are we not, going to be having sexual congress with pretty purple princess pony?
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>>25583651
>>25584134
But... But... M-muh dress pone...
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>>25584154
Fuck your fashion hoers theres a slutty librarian that needs stuffing
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>>25584588
B-b-but...
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>>25584793
NO BUTS, ONLY TWIBUTTS.
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>>25585112
N-no marshmallow butt?
Not even a little bit?
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>>25583568
It's wonderful so far Riggy. If this is going where I think it is "horny" horses fighting over Anon, dis gon b gud.
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>>25585861
>'horny' horses
Huehue
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>>25585376
Not a single squidge of sugary marshmallow tush
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>>25586495
[Sad fabulous horse noises]
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>>25586495
You monster
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>>25583568
You better give us more of this.
Have a nice dinner.

>>25583651
>>25584154
>>25584588
>mfw Sparkes and Rararara are my two favorite pones
>mfw this story is perfect either way
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>>25586601
shes not even that fabulous
>>25586612
>you will never have hot chocolate and buttsecks with your shit-tier waifu
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>>25587588
>Rarity
>Not fabulous
You're not even making any form of sense.
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>>25587735
Its an act m8.
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>>25588016
You lie! You lie!
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>>25588110
Look at her parents. She's actually pleb tier.
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>>25588126
Wait, what does her parents have to do with being fabulous?
Being fabulous isn't a social class, m8.
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Heading home now! I'll be back and writing within a half hour.
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>>25588184
Her entire family's pleb tier. She was raised pleb tier. Her fabulousness is an act so she can rebel against her horrifically plebby upbringing. She will never know true class. Shes like that one girl at school who acts posh and fancy but in reality has never left her village and doesnt know what the world is like.
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>>25588625
These reasonings are growing more crazy.
She's still best pone though.
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>>25588409
Writing now!

>>25587506
I'm gonna give you so much more of this. Glad this story will hit a sweet spot for you.

>>25584134
>sexual congress
Love it.
Also there will definitely be some sensual fcuddles for twiggity spiggity

>>25585861
please see >>25586409 for my reaction.

>>25586495
oh.
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>>25589015
>sexual congress
Are you implying that we are not a Classic English GentAnon?
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>>25588771
She a bitch.
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>>25589364
See, that's were you're wrong.
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>>25588771
thats what the shekel hoardingmules want you to think
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>>25583198
>You take a bite of the hotdog in your hands and are greeted by a familiar flavor that coats your tongue.
>The smokey, garlicky nature of the frank floats through your mouth and through your nose, giving an overwhelming aroma of grilled meat.
>It may be made out of vegitables, but it certainly doesn't taste that way. It's been soaked in a salty brine with garlic and other strong flavors to give it a satisfyingly meaty experience.
>You lick your lips as you much halfway through your first serving.
>Twilight hasn't eaten any of her own quite yet, however.
>She sniffs the hot dog and stares at it with a rather bleak face.
"Welk, Chom onm!" you say, your mouth still full.
>Her concentration is broken by your barely understandable grumbling.
>"What?" she responds
>You swallow the food in your mouth and clear your throat.
"Take a bite! What are you waiting for?" you say clearly and concisely
>She gulps and looks at the hot dog again, prodding it with her hoof.
>You roll your eyes.
"Come now, don't tell me the Princess of Friendship is scared of a hot dog?"
>She shrugs
>"It's just, It smells very different from anything I've eaten before." she confesses, "I figured the ketchup would help, but now... I'm not so sure."
>You chuckle, causing her to blush.
"It's nothing to be scared of! It's delicious." you say to her, "And I should know, I'm an expert in meat sustitutes."
>She raises an eyebrow.
>"You're a blacksmith." she states plainly.
>You lift a finger at her
"And a human! I've eaten meat before, and let me tell ya this is as close as you're going to get without eating a pig and throwing out your morals or whatever."
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>>25589818
>She still seems quite hesitant to take a bite.
>You stare at her expectantly.
>She looks up and matches your gaze, her blush growing for every second she does before pulling away.
>She takes a very deep breath and prepares herself.
>You feel yourself lean in closer, expecting something to happen.
>You're not sure what, but something will happen.
>The hotdog hovers in the air with a purple aura surrounding it.
>It floats closer and closer to her mouth.
>She carefully positions herself to take a miniscule bite of the weiner.
>You feel a smirk grow across your face.
>As her mouth opens wide, you decide to seize an opportunity.
>You lightly poke the closest end of the hotdog towards Twilight's open mouth.
>Her teeth drop down on the pseudo-meat, taking a large bite.
>She seems shocked by the quantity of food in her mouth, and she coughs a little as she chews.
>You chuckle at her surprised reaction and her blush grows across her whole face.
>"Hey! What was that for!" she says, swallowing.
>You dry your teared up eyes.
"I couldn't resist, I'm sorry."
>She looks very flustered with you.
>"You better be sorry, Anonymous! That was very rude, even for a human like you." she says, looking away.
>You laugh off the human comment and sit back in your chair.
"Yeah? But how was it?"
>"I don't see how that-"
"How was it?" you interrupt.
>Her face becomes entirely covered with a red hue.
>The dog starts to float towards her mouth again.
>"It's delicious, but that doesn't mean I forgive you... jerk." she says taking another bite.
>She is visibly frustrated, but she can't resist the meaty goodness.
>You pick up your hotdog too.
>You never doubted it.
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>>25589818
>>25589848
Aww yeah, based hot dog comes through again.
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>>25589848
>You finish your first hot dog with ease, and the second is shaking in its boots.
>Its little hot dog boots.
>You start to chow down on the second with great vigor.
>Within two minutes, the entire thing is gone, leaving only your bad breath in its wake. Like a ghost of tastiness.
>Twilight is taking her sweet time with the hot dog, savoring each bite with lip-licking delight.
>The pleasure on her face disappears when she notices you staring at her.
>"Is... is something wrong?" she asks uncomfortably.
>You smile.
"Nah. I'm just glad you enjoy the hot dog." you say quietly.
>A light smile reveals itself on her face, if only for a moment.
>"Yeah... thank you for buying it for me." she says, "I'll pay you back in your paycheck next week."
>You nod.
"Thanks boss."
>She opens her mouth wide and bites hard onto the hot dog.
>Suddenly a squirt of ketchup blasts from the end of her sausage and splatters against your white t-shirt.
>You lean back in reflex, accessing the damage.
>The ketchup was a direct hit, mortally dirtying your shirt with a long drip that rolls down the front of it.
>Twilight immediately reacts, levetating a napkin over to you.
>"I'm schmorry!" she says, chewing her food.
>She wipes away the majority of the ketchup glob and grabs another napkin to wipe away more residue.
>The napkin lightly rubs against your chest softly, quickly scrubbing.
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>>25590682
>You sigh.
"Oh boy. Rarity is going to have a fit."
>The napkin starts moving slower.
>"Why will Rarity have a fit?" she asks softly
>You look up at her reddish face, her expression more serious.
>You feel like you're being interrogated suddenly.
"Oh, she's making me a pair of shoes. I've been spending my whole morning at her place today. If things keep going the way they're going, I'll probably be there for awhile after this." you laugh.
>The napkin stops moving and presses a little harder into your chest.
>"Hmm. I didn't think it took that long to make shoes, haha!" she laughs back in a very dry way.
>You don't know why she is faking a laugh, but you don't have the time for this.
>It's got to be past 1:30 by now.
>You stand up from your seat, grabbing the napkin from your chest.
"I'm sorry Princess, but I've gotta go. I can't keep Rarity waiting." you say politely.
>Twlight huffs out her nose, looking away from you.
>"Just going to buy me lunch and leave? How rude." she says frustratedly.
>You roll your eyes.
"Sorry, I need to go. I'll see you tomorrow!"
>She lifts a hoof in a dismissive wave.
>"Yeah. See you at work tomorrow... jerk." she says quietly.
>With that you start to run off, heading back to the boutique.
>You shudder to think how Rarity is going to talk to you about making her wait and coming back with a stain.
>If you thought Twilight's behavior was bad, you know it doesn't hold a candle to Rarity's fury.
>Out of the frying pan into the fire.
>The fabulous, posh fire.
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>>25590714
>There's some dirt in your boots at this point.
>The dry and dusty ground proves to be less stable than you originally anticipated.
>You feel uncomfortable as the dirt seeps into your socks.
>As if Rarity didn't already have enough to chew you out about, now you've got filthy socks.
>The holes in your boots are the entire reason you're going to see her.
>What's taking her so long on these shoes?
>...
>...

>Your sewing machine remains still as you stare at the clock.
>Anonymous left the boutique a while ago now.
>Nearly an hour.
>How long does it take to get, "A bite to eat" really?
>The pair of shoes you made for him sit innocently on the table by your designing desk.
>They should be an inch too short for Anon's human feet.
>Just the right amount to be too uncomfortable to keep, yet too subtle to show poor design.
>It will keep him here for another hour as you restitch, resew, and remeasure, all the while engaging in pleasant conversation.
>Such a gentleman, Anonymous.
>But though he may be sweet, he's also rather... rough around the edges.
>He always comes to you covered in black stains and dusty clothing.
>When he wishes to accompany you on errands, he always is making jokes and he simply doesn't care about how he looks.
>Often you wonder if you should be seen with him.
>After all, when he walks around like that he seems like a right bafoon.
>And it makes you so frustrated when he acts so improper.
>You levitate a cup of tea to your lips and take a sip.
>It fogs up your work glasses, and you wipe them down with your eyeglass wipe.
>And yet here you are, waiting patiently for him to return to you so you can trick him into spending more time with you.
>A deep heat rises into your cheeks.
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>>25591726
>There's something about his down-to-earth nature that... ignites... something in you.
>He reminds you of Applejack, in a way, what with the great work ethic and outstanding morals.
>But he has an air of light heartedness that gives him more depth, and brings more feeling to when he is being serious.
>Yes, sometimes it comes out in more annoying ways, such as sarcasm and dry humor, but it almost adds to his character.
>When you first met him so long ago, he seemed too brash for you.
>But he grew on you, and you've made sure to get closer to him over the past few months.
>And now your plan is coming to its end.
>He'll be spending more and more time here with you, especially after you invite him to tea tomorrow, then brunch after that.
>It will continue to escalate until...
>Well, you're not sure, but it will undoubtedly be wonderful.
>You sigh.
>If only he didn't push your buttons so much. It would make it much easier for you to speak your mind.
>Much easier to...
>To let him know how you may or may not...
>Fancy him.
>You shudder at the thought.
>Not because it is a bad one, but rather because it is so alien to you.
>Lady Rarity, enjoying and longing for the company of the human royal blacksmith.
>A member of higher living and enthusiast of all the elegant, falling for a dirty and improper character not even of the same species.
>The irony is not lost on you.
>And yet, you cannot help yourself.
>Your past crushes have taught you that status means nothing romantically...
>And Anon feels different... somehow.
>Just more genuine.
>It's a warm feeling, one that warms your cheeks and tickles your heart.
>Your train of thought is broken by the door handle turning.
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>>25591753
Alrighty guys. I must sleep. Moving back to college tomorrow.

Hope you're all enjoying this so far!

Goodnight Ohana.
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>>25591796
Night Riggy, Night Ohana.
Translator's Note: Ohana means family, and family means no one gets left behind.
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>>25591796
Sleep well Riggy, looking forward to more.
Good luck with everything!
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>>25591850
Or forgotten.
Good night everyone, or morning. Timezones, woo~
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>>25582526
>not hunting
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>>25591753
>>25591796
is the entirety of ponyvilles mare population tsundere for him
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>>25591796
can't wait for more
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Byampu.
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>>25595306
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Well I'm back at school. Can't say I'm stoked to be here for the finals crunch, but I'm here.

I need to get unpacked and get some lunch, but I'll be back to update very soon.

How is everyone today?
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>>25596515
Dandy
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>>25596515
Feeling swell, had a good day at the gym, feels good man.
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>>25596885
>pic

>>25597059
Nice! Good gym days are the best!

I'll be here to write in half an hour. Just finished getting unpacked.
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>>25596515
>>25597083
Before you get started, Riggy there's one little thing that I need to say.

BUFFOON. IT IS SPELLED BUFFOON.

Other than that, I've been loving it and can't wait for the update.
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>>25597237
Hmm, it appears to be spelled in both ways depending on the dictionary you're looking at. But google says its your way so Ill do it your way.

I thought it looked weird too.
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>>25596515
I'm doing alright. gonna be moving back to Uni today too, but I'm putting it off because once I get there I'll be crushed with the realization of how much work I put off while I was stuffing my face with Thanksgiving food.
Only twelve days of class until I get a shit ton of time off but damn I have a lot going on inbetween now and then.
Though if I leave now, when I'm done driving and unpacking there might be fresh green.
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>>25591753
>You take a deep breath before opening the door.
>Rarity isn't going to go easy on you.
>Sometimes you wonder why you even bother with Rarity.
>She's been a good friend to you so far, you think, but she certainly has this overwhelming feeling of superiority to you.
>Like you're peasant trash or something.
>You look up at the finely painted doorway.
>Well, you're sort of a peasant, living in the work house at the castle.
>Perhaps it's a little embarassing to be living in what is effectively a shed in the royal garden.
>But it feels like home, and it's actually quite private in the gardens of the castle.
>A one bedroom, one bathroom suite isn't too shabby for a human bachelor amongst ponies.
>But compared to Rarity's boutique, it is rather quaint.
>You finally turn the handle and open the door.
>The sound of Rarity's sewing machine clacks away at the far side of the room.
>Rarity faces away from you, and doesn't respond.
>You scratch the back of your neck nervously.
"Sorry I'm late Rarity." you begin.
>You assume she's mad with you and that is why she didn't greet you at the door.
>"Hmm?" she says in surprise, "Oh, I hadn't noticed. How long have you been gone?"
>She never looks away from what she is sewing.
>You sigh. She must have been so caught up with her work she didn't keep track of time.
"I wasn't out too long. Just over an hour, nothing big."
>She turns around on her stool.
>"It's still rather rude to leave a lady waiting, Anonymous. You should take greater care to-"
>She stops talking as she gets a good look at you.
>Her eyes fall upon your chest.
>A cold sweat rolls down the back of your neck.
>You don't move an inch.
>You read somewhere that some predators can only see you if you're moving.
>So maybe this predator of fashion won't fuck up your whole existance if you don't move a single-
>"Did you stain your shirt...?" she asks patiently.
>Oh no.
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>>25598211
>You stand awkwardly in front of her, not really sure how to respond.
>Her blue eyes look over her glasses and stab into your psyche, as if she were holding you at gun point.
>You sigh.
"Yeah, I stained it." you confess.
>Rarity scrunches her face and stomps over to you.
>"Anon! I made this shirt for you so you wouldn't get it dirty! And it was so pristine and white too!" she says, pulling at the fabric.
>She looks up at you with a disappointed expression.
>You scratch the back of your head.
"I'm sorry, it was an accident." you say, trying to pull away from her.
>She huffs out her nose and stamps her hooves before stretching an arm out in front of her.
>"Take it off." she demands.
>You shake your head out of reflex, shocked by her request.
"Excuse me?"
>She stomps a hoof again.
>"Take it off you fatuous oaf! If I don't clean it soon it will stain permanently."
>You roll your eyes.
"I think I'll live, Rarity."
>She shakes her head.
>"I'm waiting Anonymous." she says, tapping her hoof on the ground impatiently.
>You take a deep breath and let it out.
>Oh well. Ponies don't wear clothing anyway, and you weren't planning on cleaning it any time soon.
"Fine." you say bluntly.
>You pull your t-shirt from the back of your neck over your head.
>Your sore shoulders ache from the excessive movement.
>You had a lot of orders to fill yesterday, and your shoulders always get exhausted from all the hammering.
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>>25598227
mmmmmmm yeah
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>You remove the white t-shirt and pull it off your arms.
>Rarity's eyes get a little wider and her face becomes quite flushed.
>You toss her your shirt and let it hang from her arm.
>This isn't the first time she's ever seen you without a shirt on. After all, she needed to take measurements just to make the shirt you just gave her.
>But, that being said, it's not like you walk around with a shirt off.
>You haven't even been here a full year yet, and the only seasons that you've experienced so far weren't exactly shirtless weather.
>And you need to wear at least a tank top at work. It'd be stupid to be working with red-hot metals with your bare skin out.
>At least the tank top gives some sense of security. That and the apron, of course.
>If Rarity doesn't like stains, she'd lose it if she saw your work apron. That shit is a trainwreck.
>Rarity stares at you for a second before moving to the bath to wash your shirt.
>Your best guess is anatomy being the problem.
>You'd probably be flustered too if an alien species started stripping down in front of you.
>It's just best not to dwell on it, you decide.
>Rarity sits sideways to you, levetating the shirt into the water and rinsing it against a wash board.
>Even with all this magic they still do things pretty old school around here.
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>>25598513
>"Your shoes are done and on the table." she says quickly.
>You turn away from her red face and find a new pair of canvas shoes on the table next to half a cup of tea.
>Careful not to knock over the tea and stain anything else, you pop on the shoes.
>They don't feel like they fit properly. They are a lot less tight, but there's no room for your toes.
>You look up at Rarity.
>She quickly turns back to the wash, avoiding eye contact.
>You stand up to test your new shoes.
>There's no room to move in them, and they just aren't large enough for your feet.
>Trying not to be rude you decide to walk over to the full length mirror, as if to see how they look on you.
>Each step is painful as the canvas folds in and rubs against the tops of your toes.
>You know these shoes are far from what you want, but you'll still make it seem like you're giving them thought. That's the polite thing to do, right?
>A human wanders into the shiny frame of the mirror, wearing the same shoes and jeans, and not wearing the same shirt.
>The shoes look good, but they just don't work for you in their current state.
>Feet must really stump Rarity because she's usually such a savant when it comes to design.
>But beggars best not be choosers.
>You take a quick moment to look yourself over from head to toe.
>A job like yours is very physically demanding, and it really does show on you.
>You were pretty fit before you came here, but the combination of hard labor and a healthy diet really built you up.
>It's nice to look nice, even if there aren't any humans around but you to appreciate it.
>You look to Rarity again who once again looks away.
>You swear you saw the flash of a smile before she turned away this time.
>Maybe it's just your imagination.
>But there's something up with Rarity today, and you just can't put your finger on it.
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>You remove the shoes from your feet and place them back on the table.
>"Is something wrong with them, darling?" Rarity asks as soon as you put them down.
>You rub your chin.
"They're just a little too small, I think."
>Rarity giggles lightly
>"Well I suppose I'll have to redo them again. Such a hassle! You don't mind staying here while I make them do you?" she asks as she flings your wet shirt on a nearby drying rack.
>You sigh and stretch your arms and crack your back.
"I guess I don't mind too much. Hopefully we'll get the next one right." you say in a tired voice.
>She smiles.
>"Oh I'm positive I've gotten it down at this point." she responds, walking towards her sewing machine.
>She looks at you from the corner of her eye, not letting you see her face.
>You huff air out of your nose.
"That's what you said last time."
>She flashes you an annoyed look, but her eyes wander as she does.
>"Honestly Anon, you should be more grateful. After all I am doing this for nearly nothing at all! Do you think I enjoy spending my whole day making shoes for you?"
>You sit down on one of the display platforms.
"I suppose not. I apologize. I should be more patient."
>A satisfied smirk crawls across Rarity's flushed face.
>"Apology accepted, Anon." she says with a nod.
>She starts to do measurements on some pieces of canvas, drawing out what must be the fourth or fifth pair of shoes now.
>You rub some coal off your forearm.
>No matter how much you shower and clean there will always be smudges of something on your skin.
>It's just the way it goes.
>You don't mind the grime, in fact you're probably healthier because of it.
>A little dirt is a good bug repellent, and someone once told you coal is good for your skin in small amounts.
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>You get a little lost in these thoughts for awhile, thinking of the pros and cons of dirty skin while slowly rubbing away the mark on your skin.
>You find your way back out, however, when there is a knock on the boutique door.
>Rarity looks up from her machine for a second.
>"Come on in! We're open!" she shouts
>The door opens, jingling the bell and bringing in a soft, warm breeze.
>You recognize the pony immediately, for the second time today.
>Twilight wanders into the boutique.
>She doesn't notice you. The first one she sees is Rarity.
>"Hello Rarity!" she chirps happily.
>Rarity raises and eyebrow and tilts her head.
>"Oh... Twilight! What are you doing here?" she asks confused.
>Twilight walks into the boutique further, looking around as she does.
>"I was just looking for Anonymous, and he said that he was coming back to here. I guess I missed him then."
>Rarity shifts a little uncomfortably.
>"Well, no you didn't miss him persay."
>You stand up from the stage you were sitting on, causing Twilight to turn towards you.
"I'm here! What's up boss?"
>Twilight's eyes dart around you for a second before her face becomes a deep, bright red.
>She doesn't answer at first, and she looks like a deer in headlights.
>You tilt your head and get on one knee to be at about eye level with her.
"Princess? Everything okay? What are you looking for me for?"
>She doesn't respond again, her eyes still dashing around.
>She turns and looks at Rarity for a second then back to you.
"Twilight? Hellooo~" you say as you wave your hand in front of her.
>"Cut it out jerk! I just need to talk to you about something!" she finally blurts out.
>You chuckle.
"That's all I wanted to know! What do you need to talk to me about?"
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>>25599636
>She clacks her hooves together nervously.
>"I-I... need to ask you something... for a friend!" she says quickly.
>You scratch your chin.
"A friend?"
>She nods quickly.
>"Y-yes! A friend! Th-they wanted to know if you'd, erm, like to... have... dinner... sometime?" she asks in a broken kind of way.
>You raise and eyebrow.
"Do I... know this friend?"
>Twilight scoffs at you.
>"O-Of course! Wh-Why would somepony ask you to dinner if they didn't even kn-know you? Haha!" she laughs nervously.
>You squint your eyes in disbelief.
"Mhmm. And who is this friend?"
>"Yes! I'd like to know myself..." Rarity chimes in.
>Twilight looks blindsided by Rarity's sudden comment.
>She shakes her head rapidly.
>"I can't tell you! It, uh... It'll ruin the surprise! They want it to be a surprise, ahaha!" she laughs again.
>You scratch your head.
"So why did they send you? Don't you have better things to do?"
>Twilight becomes very serious suddenly.
>"It's my duty as the Princess of Friendship to help anypony in need, even if it is to pass a message on." she says sternly.
>You weren't very sure of any of this before, but the way she just said that may have changed your mind.
>You raise your eyebrows.
"Well, alright. Good enough for me I suppose."
>Rarity seems taken aback by your response.
>"Anonymous! You're going to accept this proposal just like that?! You have no idea what pony you'll be meeting for dinner!" she shouts.
>You shrug.
"Twilight says I know them, so it doesn't really matter."
>Rarity gets more heated.
>"Fine! But don't come running to me if it turns out to be somepony you don't want to spend time with."
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>Twilight turns around and faces Rarity.
>"Hey, that's not fair! This pony is plenty of fun to be around!"
>You smirk.
"Is it Pinkie?" you ask.
>Twilight looks back at you with a scrunched look, her cheeks turned a deep red.
>"What? NO! It's another fun pony!"
"Rainbow Dash?"
>Twilight groans loudly.
>"NO! Just... just wait until the dinner okay?"
>You fold your arms and stand up fully again.
"Alright. When is the dinner?"
>Twilight raises a hoof, about to speak, but hesitates.
>"Uh... let's say in three days!"
>You raise an eyebrow.
"On a Wednesday? Kind of a weird night to be-"
>"Three days!" she repeats
>You shrug.
"And where will it be?"
>Twilight ponders for a moment.
"I'll... get back to you on that. They, uh, didn't say that part. I think they j-just wanted to hear your reaction first."
>You nod.
"Makes sense. I'll keep in touch then, I guess."
>Twilight nods happily at you.
>"Anonymous..." Rarity beckons quietly.
>You look to her.
"Yeah?"
>She taps a hoof lightly against her table.
>"Would you mind giving the Princess and I some private time? I need to have a girl chat with her."
>Twilight turns and looks at her.
"But... I'm not wearing a shirt."
>Rarity shakes her head.
>"Sorry dear, you can wait just outside the door if you'd like. There should be a bench out there you can sit on."
>You scratch the back of your head, but you can't really think of any significant reason to object.
"Alright, I suppose." you say, walking to the door.
>As you close the door behind you, you quickly shout inside.
"Have a good girl chat!"
>And with that you find yourself shirtless and sitting on a bench in front of Rarity's boutique.
>Can't say you saw your afternoon heading in this direction.
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>>25599659
Yes, congress with bookhorse!
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>>25599659
ohboyherewego.jpg
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>>25599659
Do I smell a catfight coming on?
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>>25599659
I'll be back in a bit, gonna go get pizza with some buddies.
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>>25599981
You really picked some hell of a place to stop.
Hurry up and eat your _tasty_ pizza.
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>>25599920
yes. yes you do
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>>25599981
have fun you magnificent specimen.
but don't forget about us, your true friends
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>>25600566
Ooh, ooh, it's Twilight!
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>>25600699
seen from below
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>>25600566
Chuck Norris
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>>25600732
You mean above.
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>>25600732
>>25600782
It's PIKACHU!
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On my way back to my room to write!
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>>25601556
Wunderbar
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Okay! I'm back and writing!

>>25600861
Underrated post. I kek'd
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>>25601815
you gonna post it or what?
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>>25602280
Calm down anon he said he was writing, let him finish first.
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>>25602280
Sorry, it's a large update.
>>25599659
>Your heart is still racing after the door closes behind him.
>There's an overwhelming feeling of joy and anxiousness that fills your being from your hooves to your horn.
>"Planning on flying?" Rarity says from behind you a few seconds after Anonymous left.
>You turn to face her in confusion.
>She doesn't look very happy, and she raises and eyebrow at you.
>She motions to your left and right, making you understand better.
>Your wings stand up completely erect, their feathers fanned and ready to go.
>Maybe the joy went to your wings a little more than the rest of you.
"Oh, um, sorry I just..." you stutter, retracting your wings uncomfortably.
>You're surprised you kept it together when you first saw Anon without his shirt on.
>It took you by surprise, but you managed to keep them by your side until he left.
>You sigh with a smile.
"What do you want to talk about Rarity? Is somethin-"
>"A friend hmm?" she says deadpan.
>You feel yourself blush again.
"Y-yeah... a friend."
>You'll admit that was more of a heat-of-the-moment thing.
>You've been trying to muster the courage to ask Anon out for a long time now, but you can never quite push yourself to do it.
>You thought that, after that hot dog lunch with him, you might have a good chance at it today.
>But his shirtless body combined with his joking around gave you cold hooves, and you just started spouting that friend stuff.
>At least he bought it.
>Rarity stares you down.
>You know that look.
>And you know she didn't buy it.
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>>25602929
>"And who would that friend happen to be, hmm?" she says with great emphasis.
>You kick your hoof.
>It's not worth lying over.
>Maybe Rarity could even give you some advice, after all she's had romances in the past.
>You're a little... naive when it comes to relationships.
>In that you've never had one.
>But Anon has been such a fresh perspective for you.
>He treats you very differently than other ponies do, and it makes you feel grounded. Like he's this solid, stable creature to keep you from letting the world from getting to you.
>Being a Princess can be very stressful after all...
"I am the friend... I panicked when I saw him like that." you say defeated.
>You smile and lift your head.
"But that's okay! I'll just surprise him on Wednesday night, and we'll laugh about it then!" you say excitedly," But I could use some tips for how to date if you-"
>"You mean I'LL surprise him on Wednesday night." Rarity responds harshly
>Rarity throws you completely off track.
"I'm sorry?" you say puzzled.
>Rarity stamps her hooves on her table.
>"I will be that, 'friend' you're talking about." she clarifies.
>You look at her with an expression of confusion and anger.
"WHAT?!"
>She bats at her curly mane.
>"It's nothing personal darling, but I was about to ask Anonymous to dinner myself, until you came bursting through the door and ruined several months of planning"
>You shake your head.
"What?! Planning? Rarity what are you-"
>"I've been looking to date Anonymous for some time now."
"Oh really? And have you told him how you feel?" you ask with venom.
>Rarity's face burns a pinkish red.
>"Admittedly, no. I have not expressed my desires to him."
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>>25602944
>You roll your eyes.
"Well that's not my fault! You can't just, just, monopolize being Anonymous' marefriend because you've been PLANNING on making a move! I spend more time with him anyway, I'm his BOSS."
>Rarity gets more heated.
>"And that's all you are to him! He always tells me about what it's like working with the Princess, but he never tries to spend time with you outside of that, does he?"
>You click your hooves together.
"Well... not really but-"
>"Maybe you could ask him out as yourself instead of your 'friend' if you treated him with a little bit more passion and less professionalism!" Rarity bites.
>You feel your temper get the better of you.
"OH! As if you're any better! He tells me about he fearful he is to get his clothes dirty because of you. I know all about how you insult him when comes in anything less than his Sunday's best!"
>Rarity pouts through a blush and turns away from you.
>"Okay so I'm not perfect either. But that doesn't mean I'm just letting you take him from me like that!"
"I'm not taking him away from you, he was never yours!"
>"Would you like to wager on that?" Rarity asks inquisitively.
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>>25602955
>You squint your eyes.
"What sort of wager?" you ask.
>Rarity begins to pace over to you, maintaining eye contact as she does.
>"I wager that I can win Anonymous' heart by Wednesday." she says with pride.
>You huff at her statement.
"Oh please."
>She flicks her tail with a smirk.
>"Don't believe me? Or do you think you can win him over before me?"
>You think about it for a moment.
>Wagers like this don't end well usually.
>But you refuse to let her bully you out of being Anon's marefriend.
"I'm positive I can."
>Rarity smiles and walks around you.
>"Anonymous goes to work under your supervision until the afternoon each day. That gives you his work hours to win his heart." she begins.
"Okay..." you see, hoping to see where she is going with this.
>"That gives me the afternoon and evenings to try to make him mine."
>You tilt your head, following along.
>"If by Wednesday you've become his Purple Princess Paramour, then you may attend the dinner with him." she says finally.
>You smile at the thought of having Anon to yourself, and being his "Paramour"
>"But if you don't... and I become his illustrious lover, then I get to attend the dinner with him. Such a dinner would cement that relationship, and make it completely legitimate."
>You nod in agreement.
"As long as neither of us may slander the other, and neither tell him about each other's feelings for him."
>Rarity nods back.
>"Agreed. Neither of us may mention the other, and the loser must leave Anon alone."
>You feel guilty treating Anon like a piece of property, but if it is the only way to secure him...
"Okay. I'll take that wager." you say extending your hoof.
>Rarity reaches out and clacks her hoof against yours.
>"May the best mare win."
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>>25602929
>>25602944
>>25602955
I like where this is going
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>>25602972
nyes
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>>25602972
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>>25602929
>>25602944
>>25602955
>>25602972
Oh boy, is habbenin'
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>>25600861
Lel

>>25602929
>SORRY it's a /large/ update
Nigger if you apologize for a big update again I'll slap you.

>>25602972
>mfw after the wager
I have no idea who to root for, Twi and Rarra are my favorite pones.
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>>25602972
I think I've seen this premise before, Rarity and Twilight feuding over Anon's love and make a wager, but in that one they take it a step further and give each other a handicap with a spell that turns Twilight into a ditzy bimbo while Rarity can't be suave or flirty to save her life.

I do like where this is going so far though, but I can't help but hope he ends up with them both, since I don't want to see either of their hearts broken.
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>>25602972
10/10 this is solid gold bars.
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>>25603359
Do you have a link or a pastebin?
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>>25603912
No, sorry. I can't even remember where I read it.
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>Rarity walks up to the door.
>"You may come back in Anonymous! We've discussed what we needed to!" she yells to the closed door.
>There's no response.
>"Anonymous? Did you hear me? You can come back in!" she says as she opens the door.
>She pauses for a moment, then looks both ways outside.
>You trot up behind her to see what the problem is.
>"Anonymous?" she says loudly.
>You raise an eyebrow as she turns to you.
>"He's gone!" she says surprised.
>You squint your eyes.
"But he don't you have his shirt and shoes here?" you say, turning around.
>Sure enough his boots and socks lay on the ground, and his white shirt is hung to dry.
>You turn back to Rarity.
"Where would he go without those?"
>...
>...
>...

>The girls are certainly taking their sweet time with that 'girl chat'
>You can barely hear the muffled words coming through the walls of the boutique to the bench where you're sitting.
>They're getting pretty heated in there.
>You feel the dirt between your toes and roll up your jeans a little to keep them from getting too dusty.
>With a scratch on your head, you drift into thought.
>Both Rarity and Twlight have been acting a little off today.
>More so than usual, anyway. They aren't exactly socially adept when you're with them. At least that's what you've experienced.
>Suddenly a voice pierces your thoughts like a sword through wet tissue paper.
>"Yo Anon! What are you doing without a shirt?" says a familiar tomboy.
>You look up at the Rainbow maned pegasus as she hovers at about your eye level.
>Behind her is an orange pony wearing a dusty hat.
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>>25603962
"Hey Rainbow Dash, hello Applejack. How are the two of you?"
>Applejack raises an eyebrow.
>"We're just fine, but why do ya look like ya lost half yer clothes?" she says concerned, "Rarity makin' them fit better or somethin'?"
>You shake your head.
"She WAS making me new shoes, but Twilight came by and they wanted to talk in private..."
>Rainbow Dash shakes her hooves in front of her.
>"Wait, wait, don't tell me. Is it, 'Girl Chat'?" Rainbow says, being joined by Applejack for the final words.
>You nod.
"Eeyup." you respond, emulating Big Mac.
>The two of them chuckle.
>"You'll be out here fer awhile then, Anon. Takes 'em forever to finish talkin' about whatever it is botherin' them." Applejack confesses.
>You scratch the back of your head.
"Girl Chat means settling arguments?" you ask.
>"Between the two unicorn gals, sure. Nopony else in our friend group does it." Rainbow Dash responds.
>You sigh.
"Weird. Must be a species thing."
>"Maybe. Say, why don't you come on down to the bar with us for some cider, hmm?" Applejack offers.
>You raise an eyebrow.
"Cider? But they expect me to be out here when they're done."
>Rainbow Dash laughs out loud.
>"Anon, last time I was told to wait for them while they had a 'Girl Chat' i ended up napping in a tree for three hours, and they STILL weren't done."
>You feel your eyes get wide.
"Oh boy."
>You get to your feet.
"Well I'm not spending my day off on this bench." you say, dusting your butt off.
>"Atta boy!" Rainbow Dash yells
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>Rainbow Dash bops you in the chest with her hoof before chuckling like a dunce.
>You and Applejack raise an eyebrow.
>"Your muscles are so firm! That's crazy!"
>You chuckle with a blush.
"Thanks Rainbow."
>"Applejack, you gotta try it. Give him a good bop."
>You kneel down so Applejack can reach your chest.
>She looks at Rainbow Dash then back at you.
>"You sure 'bout this, Anon?"
>You shrug.
"Eh, what's the harm? I can take it."
>She nods at you, unsure.
>She lifts her front hoof, and you flex your chest in preparation to get bopped.
>But you are filled with fear as she turns around and lines up her back hooves.
"No Applejack, I didn't mean you could-"
>Her back legs go off like a rifle into your chest, knocking you onto the ground with the air knocked right out of your lungs.
"Buck mee~" you mumble with limited air.
>Rainbow Dash falls out of the air and onto her back she is laughing so hard.
>"Ah geez, Ah'm sorry Anon. I misunderstood what was goin' on here." she says as she helps you up.
"I-it's cool. I'm okay." you say under your breath, just trying to get back on your feet.
>"Ah'll treat ya to a round of cider, sound good?" Applejack offers apologetically.
>You nod, finally getting back your breath.
"Sounds good." you say.
>Rainbow Dash can hardly contain her laughter as she points at your chest.
>You look down to see two very red hoof prints in the square of your chest.
>You start to chuckle yourself.
"You really got me there." you say between laughs.
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>>25604002
>Rainbow Dash finally calms down and takes a moment to look you up and down.
>She smirks as she finishes looking.
>"Hey Applejack, I think you need to take a step a back to really appreciate this with me." she says motioning for Applejack to back up.
>"What are you talkin' about?" Applejack retorts, getting into position before turning back to look at you.
>Her eyes get wide.
>"Ohhh~ That's what yer talkin' about." she says, now also smirking, "My my, seems workin' at that forge of yers is really paying off in a big way!"
>You scratch the back of your neck and look down at your body where they are staring.
"What? MY body?"
>Rainbow Dash flies around you to get a full look.
>"Sure, YOUR body. You're lookin' really good Anon. You better be careful walking around without a shirt on like that. You might pick up more mares than you bargain for..."
>You shake your head confused.
"Wait, wait. You two PONIES find my body attractive?" you say in a puzzled tone.
>Applejack laughs.
>"Well shoot Anon, it ain't that hard to believe. Besides we're just admirin' as a couple friends."
>You rub your chin.
"I guess I just thought my physique was too alien for ponies."
>Rainbow Dash comes up close to your chest and runs a hoof down the bumps of your chest and abdomen.
>"A sculpted body like this is obviously going to be attractive ya goof." Rainbow says, finishing the tour of her hoof by flicking your nose, "Ponies have muscles a lot like yours, whether you realize it or not."
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>>25604038
>That's a thought that never crossed your mind before.
>It seems rather obvious, really. Though your anatomies may be different, you're all still animals of different sorts, and muscles are consitent throughout most species.
>It's different in the human world, where humans are the only truly intelligent animals. But here things are just sort of different.
>Your thoughts are interrupted by Rainbow Dash giving you a swift smack on your ass to get you walking.
"HEY!" you exclaim as she laughs at you.
>"C'mon Anon! I'm thirsty for some cider and I don't have time to waste!"
>You roll your eyes and start to follow behind them.
>You quietly apologize to Rarity and Twilight as you walk away, but you feel like spending time with your drinking buddies a little while. It certainly beats sitting on the bench.
>Hopefully you'll be back before they even notice.
>What an interesting discovery you've made today: Ponies can be attracted to humans.
>You chuckle to yourself lightly.
>What a crazy world you're living in.
>It's all rather confusing, but somehow Applejack and Rainbow Dash making dirty jokes at your expense makes you feel even closer to them.
>A little less different, maybe.
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>>25604047
That's all the updates for tonight. I need sleep for an early gym start tomorrow!

I hope you're enjoying it so far! I know I've been enjoying writing it.

Goodnight my O'hana.
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>>25604080
thanks
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>>25604080
Night Riggy
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>>25604080
God speed riggy.
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>>25604080
You're damn right I'm enjoying it. Have a grand ol' time tomorrow Riggy, or at least one that puts a smile on your face.
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>>25604080
I'll be waiting
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>>25604080
ohana means family
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>>25604080
You'll need to make a new thread soon riggy. We're going to hit thr bump limit soon.

Also bump.
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Inb4 Anon tries to get with Rainbow.
And then Twilight and Rarity blow the fuck up.
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>>25604080
i like thing
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>>You shrug.
>"Eh, what's the harm? I can take it."
>>She nods at you, unsure.
>>She lifts her front hoof, and you flex your chest in preparation to get bopped.
>>But you are filled with fear as she turns around and lines up her back hooves.
>"No Applejack, I didn't mean you could-"
>>Her back legs go off like a rifle into your chest, knocking you onto the ground with the air knocked right out of your lungs.
And then Anon was lucky enough to only have one rib broken and three fractures, which put him out of work until they heal.

About 2 months, I think.
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>>25580398
Tbh, the guy you adressed to was right. None bumpfest is nice for eyes, especially when green has been promissed, and the writefag is nearby but he doesn't write.

>>25580512
Tbh, this guy has some guts, and yes, that 'open tabs' thing is what I do, too.

And you know what's the best? After the Anon left, the green has been given to us.

Riggy, you're cruel.

Time to read.
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>>25604080
glad to see you still writing, riggy. i thought you died after you stopped updating that solaris story

also moar
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>>25609355
Yeah, bump fests are no fun, but that wasn't because I wasn't writing.

I was writing, I just wasn't posting as I did so by their request, and it made the thread dead as can be. That's what happens when you're the only content producer for a thread. If I just jumped ship, the thread would die and it might not have come back.

He may have guts, but he was also unnecessarily rude, which just ruins the mood, ya know?

But I'm back to updating as I go again, so it's not a problem anymore.

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>>25608061
Glad you're all enjoying it! I'll keep up the intensity after class today!

>>25609334
He's a tough cookie. He'll walk it off.

>>25607361
Making a new thread now.
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>>25609465
College kicked me in the teeth and I couldn't write for awhile. But I'm working on that story on the side, usually when I'm taking a break.

NEW THREAD:
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>>25548889
Someone sauce this gif as soon as possible holy fuck
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>>25610228
>no bump limit
>no image limit
nigga what are you doing?
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>>25610364
The multitude of hobbies along with school and work leave him a burnt-out shell who can't concentrate on the most basic tasks. Just give him some leeway.
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>>25611256
Also I'm an idiot.

That plays an important role.
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Lets kill it boys
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