Dazzling Thread #167

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>>25422881
First for sirens are not sisters

>>25422881
>"And you've sent us these nudes because?"
"I want to join you. Its blackmail material you can use to punish me if I misbehave!"
>"You're really serious about this?"
"Please, I will do ANYTHING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD TO JOIN YOU. I WILL MURDER MY OWN FAMILY TO JOIN YOUR RANKS PLEASE."

I always get sad seeing them with nogemz

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>>25422936
>"Anon, unless you can magically grow a fish tail it doesn't really work like that."

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Mother daughter dazzlings with stepdad anon when?

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>>25422953
Well yea with that attitude. But science is a cheap whore.

>>25422966
You people need to work out some Freudian issues desu senapi

>>25422966
>mom why are we here?
>where here to see Anon Aria
>you think he'll take us to tacobell?
>maybe Sonata.
>You just want his burrito mom
>be nice

There you're pornography for the day

>>25422966
That would be nice.
but what if anon was deaf and can't listen to his stepdaughters sing in the school talent show or hear his waifu say "I love you"

>>25423745
That would be nice to read, for the drama at least.

>>25423902
>cute waifu story
>drama
If anything I imagine deafdadAnon would be situated fine and Adagio, while it means she can't sing to him, would still love him wholeheartedly.

>>25422966
>Sirens reproduce through mitosis
>Adagio has a little Dagi daughter
>You will not laugh uncomfortably when people comment on how much your daughter looks like her mom
>You will not cry after the wedding when you found out Sirens have no vagina

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>>25423921
Still got a mouth though.

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>>25423929
And an anus

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>>25423921
That's gonna make dating awkward

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We dead?

>>25424702
Not yet. Just... Less active.

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Here's something to start a discussion. Your Dazzling Waifu will become real, and love and only you, but you must give up one of the following:

-You have to give up your favourite thing that you enjoy doing

-You have to lose all contact with every member of your family

What do?

>>25424903
No fucking brainer. I'd rather bail on my family.
>tfw dysfunctional family
>tfw not really giving a fuck about them
>tfw being able to finally be happy with someone I can care for

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Morning /dzg/

>>25424903
>lose contact with every member of your family
I can live with that as long as I'm happy with muh waifu.

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>>25424903
>give up playing vidya
I'm going to join the army, so i'll have to do that anyway.
Here I come, tsunder-fu.

>>25424903
>Giving up vicious masturbation or giving up a sizable inheritance once the surprisingly abusive folks bite the dust
I guess I can tank it for a few more years and give up jerkin' it. Just make up the difference with nightly sex

Is this thread dead?

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The Mane Adagios.

>>25425479
Jesus Christ, how fangstastic!

>>25425479
Kek.

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>>25425479
Oh god why. This makes me think of that shitty "The Mask" movie series.

>>25425479
Pinkie poof
Dagity
Twidagio spazzle
Poofershy
Adanbow dashle
Applepoof

>>25424707
I am disappointed with the lack of potential this edition has to offer. It is definitely not fangtastic.

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>>25425479
Hmm

>>25425524
We need more greens.

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>>25425479
>pic related
>>25425493
>The mask
>Shitty
Get the fuck out you dirty shitlord.

>>25425512
Poofershy. My brain went very strange places with this one. "Uh um i-is this making you stay hard?"

>>25425568
The original was fine, but Son of the Mask was just bad.

>>25425596
your brain is completely fucked up.
you are here, in 4chan, and mlp, so it is a given that your head is going to be more fucked up than hitler's.

>>25425596
Does flutterpoof sound better?

>>25424934
What MOS son?

>>25424934
>joining the Army
>therefore giving up video games
Guy, I'm not sure you know how non-wartime FORSCOM Army works.

>>25424911
Wait, what is she wearing? Is that a cape? Aria wears a cape to bed? New headcanon accepted.

>>25426027
Not sure if serious.
But I'll humor you - it's pretty obvious she took her shirt and pants off and put the green vest back on. It doesn't make much sense, but it's sexy, so disbelief willingly suspended.

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>>25426027
That's just her green vest thingy.

>>25425882
>doesn't have a pelican case with PS4 and lcd screen
Guy needs to step up. Army is all about guns and vidya

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/r/ing
Counter-Strike Dazzlings?

>>25426055
Not if you live in the barracks. Can remember when they told us that if we purchased weapons we had to store them in the company arms room. Fuck that noise!

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What gun would each Dazzling carry to remove kebab?

>Adagio: Wilson Combat 1911
>Aria: Glock brand Glock
>Sonaynay: Sig P226

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>>25426189
>Sonaynay would be a battle rifle girl who believes 7.62x51 nato is gods gift to the world
>Adagio is a slavshit lover who will shit on you if you ever mention putting plastic or optics on her rifles
>Aria is a tacticool faggot who goes on about high speed, low drag despite the fact her AR-15 has so much shit on it it weighs close to 15Ibs

Dazzlings going to France to start the great removing of our time green when?

>>25426189
>Adagio
Type: All-out assault Rambo bitch
AK-74, OTs-33 Pernach, 4 grenades, 2 smoke grenades, big survival knife and a combat comb (for emergencies)

>Aria
Type: Engineer. That's, uh, that's it.
M1014, M1911A1, 3 grenades, 2 claymores, combat knife also lots of wrenches and scrap metal

>Sonata
Type: What the fuck, man
Hawk MM1, Desert Eagle, 5 grenades, 3 incediary grenades, 1 smoke grenade, 8 tacos, machete, flamey taco thrower

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>"Anon..."

>>25426928
kek

>>25426189
>wilson combat
Why not Dan-Wesson?

>>25426055
I know man. I love being a staff NCO, so I can just do my CQ duty and play Fallout allllll night.

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I wanna impregnate the Dazzlings!

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>>25428056
>That shirt

>>25428064
I know, it's probably one of the best parts about the whole pic.

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someone say dress-up?

no?

outfit ref http://happymoneysaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/PLUS4.jpg

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>>25428259
For a second there I thought you meant the dress up games.
Nice sonata though.

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What would you do?

Hey /DZG/!

Siren Pussy on MOTORCYCLES

Trying to make a parody of Card Games On Motorcycles thing. was it funny?

>>25425882
I've been on the regular army for a few years, i'm just switching to what would be my country's equivalent of the marines.
I also hope to do the green beret tryouts one day.

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>>25428305
Oooh boy, I would probably stammer out a sperg-filled response and hope she's drunk enough to not care.

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What is each Dazzling like in bed

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>>25428755

>>25428898

They snore.

>>25428898
Sonata: Wildest of the bunch. Likes all sorts of positions. Always wanting it rough.
Aria: Kind of that bitch. Tries to play it off as if she doesn't enjoy it, and that you're too small, but her face and loud, orgasmic sounds say otherwise.
Adagio: Likes to take control. Most times a dom/sub switch, favoring the dom. Loves to ride, and loves cowboy. VERY dirty talker.

Bumping for Siren love.

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The Dazzlings fuck you in front of somebody.
Who is it?

>>25430334
Does it have to be pone person?

>>25430424
It can be whoever/what ever you want.

inb4 me

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>>25430334
The rest of /dzg/

>>25430334
>>25430424
>>25430476
Whoever they are, they better be fangtastic.

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>>25430486

>>25430467
Well, uh... If they are allowed to join in, I'd have a whole fucking harem.
>Starting out with some exhibitionism with the Dazzlings
>Crowd from CHS gathers around
>Somehow draw in all other girls you like
>Trixie, Sunset, AJ (Yes, even farmer girl,) the whole god damn she bang.
>Fuck until you can't fuck any more.
>And then fuck some more.
>Today was a good day.

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>>25430581
And on this note, I leave you all for the night. Good night, Fellow Dazzlingfags.

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>>25430581

Finally, some Futadagio.

http://nsfwglacierclear.tumblr.com/post/133170001269/commission

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>>25430643
>horse faces
mfw

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>>25430643

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>"Watch me eat my family."

>>25430643
>that sigh
kek

Drawfriend here. Anyone got any requests? Don't be shy. <3

Not promising anything tonight though, more likely gonna do 'em tomorrow.

>>25431170
Sonata giving anon a kiss on the cheek

>>25431170
>>>25422041

>>25431170
sluttiest fucking aria you can draw

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For that req from previous thread. Inked WIP before working on some color this weekend.

Still not fully pleased with Sonata's face. Will tune up Aria's eyes a bit too.

>>25431170
Pillar Sirens posing.

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>>25431367
Hope you don't mind the edits. I find visual examples make it easier to see what works.

It might be the eye placement (I moved it a bit to make it more at the viewer) and lack of eyebrows (gave her some mean brows so they wouldn't have to show from behind her hair). And the line for the eyeshadow implies heavy, tired eyelids, so it might be better to get rid of that completely.

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>>25431307

night, /dzg/

>>25431396
Thanks for the tips. When trying it earlier without the eyeshadow lines, it didn't work either - but with your addition of the brows, it seems to, yes.

And then with Aria, I'm mostly going to re-draw the iris circles to make the lines thinner. Will probably re-do her hair ink layer too, as it turned out too heavy/thick.

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>>25431170
Pic related but with aria

>>25431419
I admire your consistency. Keep it up!

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What the fuck is the point of this stupid thread? Aria, Sonata, Adagio, none of them are real anyway so whats the fucking point?

It's not like they'll just suddenly appear one day so why the fuck do we even bother, it's fucking pointless..

Besides, I know at least for me even if they did exist I'd never be able to approach them, if they were sitting at a coffee shop or something, I'd be too scared to walk over and say hi.

And even if I manged to get that far somehow, they'd think I was a total loser, they'd never want to be around someone like me. I'm not even saying this cause like "oh pity me" or some shit. I mean all I do is sit around and watch anime and shit, why the fuck would three amazing attractive girls want anything to do with me?

>>25431455
This literally is "oh pity me." Shut the fuck up. You can change if you want to, but that's on you. If you want to mope around like a faggot, fine. Not my problem. Just know that you're giving me that much more opportunity to go out and fuck the girls that you won't.

Wanna know why? Because I got off my ass and did something about it. If you REALLY want it, you'd do it to. But no, I guess you're just a pussy who won't do it.

>>25431455
Not everyone is a fan of the Dazzlings purely out of lust or attraction. I can't say I wouldn't bang them but that's not the only reason to like a character.

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>>25431455

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>>25431414
>>25431455
I guys we're feeling tonight...

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>>25428052
That was one hell of a veterans day

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>>25428647
Elfen lied will never be a thing again. You need to move on

>>25429056
Damn right they do after we're done with them

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>You've been married to Adagio for a while now.
>But lately it seems like she's been having some, weird fetishes..

>She asked you to lock her into chastity, which was fine.
>Its not like you have anything against mind blowing oral sex.

>But it started to get weird when she brought in her friend Aria and asked you to fuck her.
>Saying that from now on she wants you to fuck her in the pussy whenever you need it.
>Adagio watching as you fuck her friend, her eyes hungrily watching clearly desperate to receive the dick.
>Is she enjoying torturing herself?

>>25431959
Denial play?

She has a fetish on being kek'd by her friend?

I would read it since I really don't have anything to do.

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>>25431414
>tfw Sonata will never kiss me goodnight.

>>25423745
>These seats are pretty comfy
>You adjust yourself on the velvety purple then look to your left
>Your wife is there next to you, eagerly watching the stage
>She notices you after a couple moments and returns the look
>A smile crosses your face, and your hand reaches out to squeeze hers
>She smiles back
>The whole building is quiet to you, but noisy to others
>But even with it being soundless you just can't miss it
>Partially because your wife would be madder than hell, but mostly because your two little girls are there
>Not like you even want to miss it anyways
>You open up the pamphlet in your lap to look at the list of shows
>First kid's juggling, two are doing gymnastics, a band of six, baton twirling, ventriloquism
>You continue scanning the couple pages until you find your daughters
>Third to last
>Pretty late but not bad
>The wait is going to kill them though
>They're singing
>They must have been practicing with mom
>Around the World?
>Not like you know what that song is like
>Adagio did say she likes it a lot, so it must be nice
>The lights dim down, and your arm gets tugged
>Your wife is pointing at the stage

>>25432790
>You watch each showing intently, not hearing anything but being able to pick out the timing and handwork of it all
>Time flies while the audience is pretty entertained throughout
>The band really got everyone going and everyone laughed at the ventriloquist
>Must have been pretty funny
>Adagio places her hand in yours, snapping you from your thoughts
>She mouths to you, "Here they come."
>The curtain draws back just as you turn from your wife's smile to the stage
>Your two daughters stand in the center with a microphone in hand
>Aria has her usual twin tails down into one long mass
>Mom must have picked out their clothing because Aria's beautiful in that outfit
>Sonata's hair is even down, though much shorter
>She's still cute even with the new clothes
>Ah, they even have the two gems you got them awhile back
>Well, the two wanted the gems after mom told them all about the neat red stones
>They dangle motionless from the necklace as your daughters stay perfectly still
>Waiting for music you suppose
>Your hand is squeezed as you watch the two girls start singing
>Focusing on their movements and lips, you pick out some words
>A certain turn of Aria causes light to reflect off the gem
>No wonder they wanted them, reflections make it mesmerizing
>Almost like it fits the music and their voices
>Wait a second
>You freeze with a sharp breath
>You hear
>You're hearing them!

>>25432800
>The two step around the stage in a very slight bounce, perfectly on beat and time
>"Just la la la la la, and everybody's singing. La la la la la, and now the bells are ringing."
>Your eyes widen
>"La la la la la, la la la la la la la."
>This is astonishing, just a pure miracle, or magic, or, or something!
>The song drops to a non-vocal portion, and your hearing slowly fades with it
>But before it is extinguished, they sing again
>Your hearing's back to full
>"Inside an empty room, my inspiration flows. Now wait to hear the tune, around my head it goes."
>Out of the corner of your eye you see your wife glance at you, then completely turn her head
>If you weren't so focused you would see her trying to get your attention
>But it is all locked onto that school stage, to your daughters singing out and their notes reaching ears that a jet flying by or a siren can't even touch
>"The magic melody, you want to sing with me. Just la la la la la, the music is the key. Now the night is gone, still it goes on and on."
>Partway through the next line your head is turned to face your wife
>"Honey, what's wrong? You're crying and not even blinking."
>You reach into your pocket for a pen then quickly scribble on the pamphlet to show her
>"It's beautiful?" Adagio reads aloud then looks at you, unsure if she should be concerned
>You simply nod and look back to the show
>Your daughters are still singing and traversing the stage
>The magic of sound flows through your head until their song finally ends
>Your hearing fades out back into silence as you watch Aria and Sonata tiredly standing, panting but with big smiles on their faces

>>25432808
>The entire audience stands up and applauds and cheers
>You get up as well and applaud as hard as you possibly can
>There is no idea if they can even see you among the packed rows but you still let your heart out into your cheering
>After a couple minutes everyone has calmed down, your daughters went back behind the curtain, and it's time for the next show
>Adagio turns your head back to her, proceeding to wipe your tears with a tissue
>The last two presentations complete and the show ends before you can stop solely thinking about their voices, the words flowing through your head
>Your wife takes you by the hand and guides you out of the row of seats then down to the stage, where you see your daughters coming up towards you
>They and their mom are equally excited as they talk and hug and smile
>When it comes to you however, their demeanor changes completely
>Aria looks uneasy
>Sonata's smile faded
>Until Sonata bumps Aria with her elbow, the air is tangible
>Aria suddenly presents you with a slip of folded paper
>She shuffles her feet and crosses an arm over to grab the other while you open it
>"We wanted to make you enjoy it, so we did our best."
>You peer over the paper to the two girls, then smile
>You pull your pen back out then write below Aria's message
"I heard your wonderful voices."
>They're both astonished and confused as they flip between each other and the paper
>Adagio smiles at you, her hand entwined with yours

>>25432822
Well that was weird.
Looks like the magic of the gems goes directly to the brains instead of trough your ears.

>>25432964
It's magic brah, ain't gotta explain shit.

>>25433202
babies

>>25433282
DAZZLING BABIES
WE MAKE OUR DREAMS COME TRUE

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>>25430581
>>25430592
This fag is back. We ded yet?

>>25434187
Im on right now, let see who else is here.

I want dazzling dazzlings with dazzlings

>>25434187
New ep just came out.
We're always dead then.

Sonata is dumb and anyone who likes her is just as dumb as she is.

>>25434247
Classic b8 m8

>>25434241
I woke up too late for pone episode, sadly. Some fucked up dreams and shit kept me asleep.

Oh well. I can wait for like an hour and a half for the episode rip.

>>25434247
Yeah, I know I'm a retarded autist who doesn't even deserve death. Thanks for agreeing with me.

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drw smt n ts ppr rht nw

>>25434329
I would totally do that if I hadn't permanent put down my tablet.

Waiting on le ebin maymays.

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>>25434374
>permanently

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>>25434401
I know, I'm half asleep, sorry guys. My mind wants to say one thing, but my body is like "Mmm, nah. Let's make them fuck up their typing."
Sorry.

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>>25434441
Its ok Anon, take this abstract Sonata symbol.

Let me explain to you all exactly why I hate Sonata.

Firstly, she's stupid, I understand thats the point of the character, HOWEVER LISTEN.
Shes too stupid for a group who depends upon MANIPULATING OTHERS.

You cannot manipulate others very well if you yourself are dumb and easily manipulated.

Secondly, she doesn't even get along with Aria! Yes, her main character trait is being so fucking stupid that even members of her own group cannot fucking stand her!

How can you fuck up a character this badly? How did you throw this much of a bombshell into an otherwise pristine group of pretty seductive villainesses?

3rdly, it never seems like she herself does anything. Until the very end when she takes Siren form Sonata herself did jack fucking shit other than bicker with Aria.

Without Aria and Adagio, Sonata on her own would literally be worthless, I doubt she could even get a job on her own as anything other than a stripper because shes so fucking dumb.

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>>25434463
>Try to cut out marks into foam to make things
>Can't find foam wire cutter
>X-acto knife just barely reaches through properly and decides to punch holes in the back when pushed harder
Kill me. I need the cutouts to be perfect.

>>25434500
I hope your essays didn't look like this.

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>>25434247

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>>25434516
heres a less complicated one.

>>25434500
Rather than being a fuck up, I'm pretty it was just to throw in the "dumb third wheel villain" cliche.

Never the less, she had me under her spell first. I then branched out to Aria and then Adagio.

I'd still befriend Sonata, but I'd rather have the other two now. I don't know why.

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Always had an odd headcanon that while the trio might have grown up together, actual relation might vary. Sonata and Adagio might be full or half siblings whereas Aria is slightly more distant, either a half sibling (if Sonata and Adagio are full) or a cousin.
Got this both from the fact Aria seemed a tad more stand-offish to Adagio than Sonata was and when they transformed, she was the only one with green hued wings instead of purple-pink, despite the wing color having nothing to do with body color since both Sonata and Adagio have identical wing colors.

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>>25434550
>rather have the other 2

>>25434542
Well was meaning their actual marks, but I guess I can give these abstract blobs a try.

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>>25434575
Awesome, take the Dagi

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>>25434566
I just find Sonata to be too innocent to really y'know...
Fuck.
She'd still get lots of hugs and platonic cuddles, though. Like a sister, I guess?

I know, I'm a fucking failure. ;~;

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>>25434586
These things crack me up. But sure, I'll see if I can. Gonna go through the boxes soon anyways so hopefully I'll find that foam cutter.

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>>25434641
Its OK Anon, soft is fun.

>>25434644
cool

>>25434560
I don't know how I never really took note of that before, but it's a good theory. Nice observation.

>>25434560
>>25434697
Interestingly enough, the shitty greens I used to write I had always thought that they were just childhood friends.
And I shipped Aria + Adagio a bit before I stopped writing. Never did finish that story.

>>25431469
This. Your logic is fangtastic.

>>25434771
>>25434697

My thanks. It was more an off thought I had rather than a full blown theory but could be used in fan stories getting into the group dynamics.

Another theory I had that somewhat hinges on the trio not being the only sirens in existence (but can be played otherwise), is that their songs can actually inspire many different feelings and emotions they can feed off of. It's just that the Dazzlings are inexperienced and never bothered to learn any other state inducers other than "If you can hear the sound of my voice, get pissed off/act Like Jerks"

>>25434500
You make excellent points. But I think you're looking at it from a limited perspective. Instead of considering their purpose as villains, I think it's important to remember they have their own lives and goals. The way they go about it is what makes them villains.

There's obviously something keeping these three together. It seems like sirens are extremely rare in Equestria and the trio we know may be all that's left. If you go by the comics (I know, I know) it's implied their magic could be used for good, but I doubt they had anyone to teach them that. They could be inherently evil, in which case Sonata would make a poor siren. Or not. She might be dumb, but not entirely useless to her species.

Sonata's ditziness makes her perfect for planting malicious ideas in someone's head. She suggests to Trixie that the only way she could have a chance at winning is if the Rainbooms couldn't show up. Not only does that serve a purpose for Trixie, but the sirens as well. Intentional or not, it's pretty clever, and she doesn't even have to get her hands dirty. The only reason they had a shot at the stage is because Sonata effectively (albeit temporarily) got rid of the Rainbooms with a single sentence.

That being said, as useless as you think she is, I still think she has plenty to offer when Adagio and Aria's methods fall flat. It's clear she enjoys mischief and trouble-making as much as the other two. She must be an important part of the group if they keep her around regardless of the bickering. I think that makes their bond a lot stronger than it would seem.

>>25434771
>And I shipped Aria + Adagio a bit
Good thing you stopped.

>>25434882
Yeah, it was some shit slice of life story. Haven't started any other stories since, and that was almost a year ago.

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Would you tell Sonata?

>>25434935
bout what?

>>25434678
>>25434935
>>25435007

Stop posting Sonata you fucking scum.

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>>25435024
Have more

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>>25435024

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>>25435024

This count?

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>>25435024

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>>25435058
Mmm, imagine sonata sitting on your face.

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>>25435063
Boosh

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>>25435024

>>25433202
I think this anon's name is khuzang or something like that. AM I RIGHT.

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>>25435024
<3

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>>25435037
>>25435044
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>>25435047
>>25435058
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>>25435105
>>25435136
>All according to plan

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>>25435157
Oh shit... what the hell did we just do???

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>"Hey Anon! I have a question."

>>25435342
Which is?

>>25435342
Fuck, after reading that file name and seeing the gif, I can no longer see it without hearing "What is sex?"

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>>25435360

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>>25435007
>>25435037
>>25435044
>>25435047
>>25435058
>>25435081
>>25435136
>>25435342
>>25435391

>>25431414
Super cute! thanks for taking my request draw friend. This was a very nice thing to wake up to.

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"Want some cookies?"

>>25435357
read the filename

>>25435508
yes please

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>>25435508
Damn, for some reason this just reminded me of a girl I used to be sweet on in high school. I would work on my art projects in the library and she would bring me cookies and watch me draw. Fuck, I'm sad now.

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>>25435582
i know that feel... So what happened between the two of you, anon?

>>25435582
Sadly, I don't know this feel. I was kind of that asocial person who got their shit done and fucked off from everyone else for the rest of the time.

>>25435639
>tumblr image
>this
Not surprising.

>>25435582
Requesting Sonata version of his story.

>>25435641
>>25435646
>>25435654
Uh, actually if you guys want I can work up a green about it. It's a weird story but I think it's interesting, I guess. I'll have to change some thing around but that was one of the only times I've had feelings like that and it all fucked up. It makes me a bit sad thinking about it sometimes and that post just instantly brought the memories back but I'm pretty over it. Aside from the fact that I still dream about her regularly. It'll have to wait till after 4cc though.

>>25435654
Coming right up.

>You are Anon.
>You attend High School just like everyone else.
>Things were normal. You had friends, attended classes, no real funny shit.
>You liked art class a lot, though.
>Each day you would take the project that was assigned to you and work on it in the Library where you could focus.
>No one really bothered you there.
>You have been doing this for some time now, used to the quietness that surrounded you.
>One day, while working on a project, one of your friends walked into the library.
>Probably to study or something.
>You decide to pay no mind until they walk up to you.
>"Hi, Anon!"
>That high pitched voice...
"Hi Sonata."
>Sonata.
>You two had been friends for a while now.
>You were close. If it wasn't for the fact that things stayed completely platonic, some would say you two looked like a couple at times.
>She puts her hands on your shoulders as she looks around your head to see what you're drawing.
>"Oooh, what's that? Making a drawing?"
"Yeah, just something for art class."
>She giggles some and grabs a chair.
>"Mind if I watch?"
"Sure. It's nothing really special, though."
>She sits down on the chair backward, watching you draw.
>You didn't mind having Sonata around. Her company usually made you feel a bit better.
>You always were sweet to her, and she'd reciprocate the gestures.
>At times you got mixed signals, though.
>You two quietly shot the shit for the few hours you remained in the Library.
>"Do you do this all the time?"
"Pretty much."
>"Sooo like, you do this every day?"
>You pause to look at her.
>She has that usual innocent, dorky grin on her face.
>You couldn't help but return the smile.
"Yes, every day."
>She was going to do something. She doesn't normally ask such questions unless she is planning something.

>The next day you're back in the Library.
>Peace, quiet...
>Just you, your art tools, the paper...
>"Hiya, Anon!"
>...And Sonata.
>You look over at her and wave.
>She's carrying a tray of cookies.

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>Sonata will never send you this

>>25435764
I want to shoot myself in the ass knowing this.

>>25435764
Why even live?

>>25435703
If you want the short version I was involved in some crazy stuff, think gangs, and she was a pretty no nonsense girl. I was afraid to ask her out, even though all her friends, her brother and even I knew she liked me. I had too much to deal with and my life was all over the place. I didn't think I would have been good for her. Then when all that ended and I did try for her again she was going away to college and didn't wanna start a relationship. Sucks but what can you do, I fucked up, gotta move on. Have some great memories with her though. She made me something so different than anyone had ever had or has since.
It fits well 'cus she was an artist too and my head cannon is that Sonata is a an artsy girl.

>>25435735
So close but so far.
She was the one that started me going to the library during lunch because I would sleep through art class. She'd get her food and meet me there to make sure I worked on my projects. And she would bring a a bag of cookies as a reward and i played along 'cus I thought it was cute and she was paying attention to me. We were also very obviously crushing on each other and everyone teased us for it. But for reasons I didn't do anything about it.

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>>25435818
Ah, damn. I failed you guys. :(

>>25435827
You can keep going if you want and even use details from my explanation if you want. It's taking me back it it's own way. It takes me forever to write anything and you cooked that up faster then I could,

>>25435897
Anyone else up for this? I could try and adapt it... Somehow.

>>25435735
>>25435818
>>25435827
>>25435903
Also it wasn't quiet at all. Her friends would follow her and join us sometimes to try and push us together. Literal "now kiss".

>>25435827
Maybe this is a sign to kill yourself you fucking faggot

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>>25432822
No more DeafDadAnon...?
Maybe the girls could attempt to recreate whatever they did on stage, trying to give their dad permanent hearing

>>25435910
I was way off the mark, ouch.
Ah well, live and learn.

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>>25435917
I would if I wasn't such a fucking faggot.

>>25435342
"It's what I'm gonna do with you, Sonata."

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>>25435923
Actually, I think I'll pass on writing my own life story. I don't think it would work well since it would end up being more me dealing with problems other than the relationship. I'll support the story idea though and like I said you can use my description if you want.

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>>25435652
>Implying fucks giving

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>>25436044

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>>25435771
>>25435814

>>25436163
better

Sonata fans need to realize who the better Dazzling is

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>>25436175
indeed

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>>25436189
BLAARARAHARHARAHHRARHHH

>>25436203
I didn't even notice the giant lips until now.

kill me

>>25436203
damm her whole body a fuckin plum brah

>>25436203
And here I thought Sundown's proportions were too much.

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>>25436250
I feel ashamed for having this image let alone posting it.

>>25436163
Sorry, I don't like my gals that meaty.

>>25436203
unf

I want to turn the Dazzlings into little sentient candies and eat them.

>>25436295
Buu get the fuck outta here

I want the Dazzlings to defecate copious amounts of whip-cream into my mouth. I want to taste some nice cool whip cream from their anuses. No enema either, I want them to really shit whip-cream as a bodily function.

>>25436203
You can fuck all three regular Dazzlings and get 5 thousand dollars every week for the rest of your life, BUT

You have to eat out this monster every single day for a month and she won't shower or clean herself during any of those days.

WORTH?

>>25436345
We know. But I love how you make sure we know it's not just an enema, every time.

>>25436361
>She won't shower or clean herself

Nothing stopping me from cleaning her, so yeah, it's worth it.

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Bunny Dagi

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>>25436371
its vital Anon, I'm so hungry.

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>>25436383

>>25436383
>>25436414
But does the Bunny hood make her run faster?

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>>25436421
No idea, what do you think?

>>25436421
... thats actually a good question.

>>25436431
Godammit I wanna swallow it

>>25428052
How would each Dazzling handle pregnancy?

>>25436521
The answer is obvious
Sonata is shit
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT

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>>25436535

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>>25436587

>>25436600
I want her to beat the shit out of me.

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>>25436545
>>25436587
>>25436600
Aaaaand still posting this blue smurf crap.

Why can't you post poof like people who don't have shit taste?

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>>25436630
Actually I favor Aria

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>>25436630
Joke's on you nigger, I like all three.

lets start a war.

Dagifags vs. Ariafags vs. Sonatafags

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>>25436656
GAS THE ARIA AND SONATAFAGS

POST POOF MASTER RACE.

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>>25436656
Nah

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>>25436656
Confucius say "Circle jerking only works in groups"

>>25436676
Track down all Adagio and Ariafags and prosecute with EXTREME PREJUDICE!

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Dazzlings are now illegal in the United States. Any possession and/or distribution of such felonious material are to be sentenced to 84 years in a maximum security prison.

The only way to get out of that trouble is to worship the superior >pic related

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>>25436733
>WORSHIPPING LITERAL SHIT

I'll take those 84 years in prison faggot hahaha!

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>>25436733
por que no los dos?

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>>25436733
Who?

Seriously though, I haven't seen Friendship Games.

>>25436764
Same here, apparently those are the new chicks.
I still can't help but see the ice-cream as kush.

>>25436758
kek

>>25436760
Because its a scenario where the biggest asshole of your life is in control of the US and is subjecting you to all the things you hate.

>>25435735
>She's carrying a tray of cookies.

>tfw she will never do that for you
Why ever live?

>>25435827
It was fine.

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>>25436784

>>25436821
something wrong?

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I wanna impregnate Adagio!

Project Dazzle.

Any participants?

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>>25436885

>>25436887
what's the project

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>>25436885
y?

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>>25436885
Better version

>>25436901
Genetically constructed replicas of the Dazzlings. That or interactive virtual ones with sentience.

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>>25436912

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>>25436903
because unf

>>25436917
nah

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>>25436928
bruh

>>25436931
shit

fukkit join the steam group

worshipthesirens

>>25436954
why

>>25436957
praisethesirens I mean.

Idk just a suggestion

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Poofy

Adagio
hairjob

>>25437009
I want to fuck Adagio's hair and have all of /dzg/ join in.

>>25437025
We would still be missing a couple thousands of anons

>>25437054
Thats what her face is for.

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>>25437025
>wanting to fuck Adagio's hair
>while others are also fucking it

>>25437068
bruh, we're a family and we share

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>>25436928

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So how did they fuck up so bad when it came to Scilight and the rest of Crystal Prep? They're shit compared to the Dazzlings.

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>"Anon..... what is that???"

>>25437427
It's a one eyed spitting trouser snake Sonata.

>>25436928
>>25436935
>>25437261
>>25437427
All day every day fucking Sonata fags shitting up the thread.

Posting pictures of a brain dead waifu whom the Dazzlings as a whole would be better off without.

Seriously, it could be just, "The Dazzlings", as in just Aria and Adagio, we don't even need BlueRetard to make it happen guys.

>>25437351
Too much antagonists in too little screentime.

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>>25437460

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>>25437460

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>>25437387
You naughty boy

>>25437478
>>25437479
Heres where you can take your shitty waifu
>>>/trash/

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>>25437531

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>>25437543
Taking out the /trash/.

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>>25437554

>>25437572
......This is fucking gold. Somebody cap this shit.

>>25436521
I can't help but think Adagio would be pissed off about all the inconveniences of pregnancy and take it out on others while Aria would suffer massive mood swings and sometimes start crying for no reason.

https://derpicdn.net/img/2015/6/23/922142/large.png

>>25437796
neat

>>25437984
Oh shit. Is this one of those "One of us" scenarios?
Jeez.

>>25437914
PandaDagio and PolAria are absolutely adorable.

>>25436656
>>25436676
>>25436721
Now you're making me want a Star Craft like game where the three races are all followers of the different Dazzlings.

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>mfw shimmer comes out on top of the dazzle war

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>>25438238
>Shimmer
>On top
Pick one.

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for fifey wifey <3

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>>25438750
>Rileywifey

>>25438750
Jealous Sonata?
Green when?

>>25438776
lefty i know that's you you FUCK

>>25438750
...thanks wee