Episode 522: What About Discord?
Written by Neal Dusedau
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
Discord seems to take particular delight in tormenting Twilight Sparkle. It isn't as if he's unwilling to taunt her friends, though Fluttershy has given him unexpected resistance in that respect, but at the end of it all, he just doesn't spend so much time on other targets. Perhaps it's the circumstances Twilight has been in since he awoke, especially after becoming a princess. It isn't as if he's after revenge, particularly; Celestia and Luna might have borne more of the brunt of it if he had been. And he has (briefly, anyhow) triumphed over her before. So it's something else that amuses him to ply his brand of chaos.
Perhaps she isn't the first, though- just how long had he been loose before statued by the Elements of Harmony the first time?
>>25396788
Previous thread.
Part 6: Pone Ocean
Season 5 episode links
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Episode 521: Scare Master
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39nr37
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 14: Episode 523 –The Hooffields and McColts
Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
We should resume the discussion of blue stallion horses
Stupid sexy Spike
>>25401703
He does it because he knows Twilight is the main character. It's meta and self-aware, just like all his jokes. Or he just thinks of her as a less boring Celestia
>>25401725
I like how Spike just doesn't give a fuck in that pic.
>>25401721
why blue?
>>25401735
Spike looked really annoyed at Twilight last episode
I haven't posted here in quite awhile how were the other Pie sisters?
>>25401703
You know originally I had thought that the writers had tried to have a TNG Q-like episode but missed the mark, but after rewatching it today I think they actually did a pretty good job. Discord did end up teaching Twilight a valuable lesson. And even though he enjoyed being a dick to do it, good still came of it. And that really is in essence what Q was in a lot of TNG episodes.
>>25401743
That was just the color that came up earlier,
and the fact there are a ton of cute blue stallion pones
>>25401722
I wonder if they have a little filly menu just for fillies
Discord told everyone in Ponyville about Spike's crush on Rarity.
who is the best-looking stallion
>>25401776
I'm going to crush your face with my foot
>>25401756
such as?
>>25401777
Trixie
>>25401785
Party Favor.
>>25401719
This post gets shorter and shorter every week. Like some kind of twisted countdown.
>>25401777
>Darling...
What will you be doing during the hiatus?
>>25401810
I'm going to freeze myself with instructions to be woken up for the premiere
>>25401810Learn how to draw.
>>25401751
I don't think he really taught her a lesson, she knew she was full of shit the entire time. Unless the lesson was how it's ok to laugh at yourself, but Discord was just taking the piss
>>25401810
Write my thesis
>>25401777
there are a ton of super cute ones
I am required to vote for my horsebando however
>>25401785
Pokey
Party Favor
Noteworthy
Palm Tree butt pegasus
Soarin
Space Pone
Arrow Butt crystal pone
Rainbow Butt pegasus pone
Apple Bottoms
Twilight's Dad
>>25401722
one filly daughter, please
this is the line for the filly daughters, right?
>>25401810Make a platforming game with RPG mechanics so just I can make enough money to move to a small apartment and then live on SSI for the rest of my life
>>25401835
No this is for filly wives. Filly daughters is next door.
>>25401810
I don't know.
>>25401793
wait, rara's a dude?
but i jacked off so many times...
oh god
>>25401827
I think she definitely learned something. She was so sold on the fact that the princess of friendship could not possibly be jealous, and so yeah she realized she was just full of shit and lying to herself the whole time.
It seemed kind of vague what Discord's real intentions were, but regardless I think Twilight came out of the experience a better pony.
It was an interesting episode to rewatch cause it felt so weird on the first watch since all the ponies suddenly loved Discord so much.
>>25401838
Indivisible pls
Upper Crust or Aunt Orange?
>>25401749
you mean marble?
fluttery
>>25401749
I liked them a lot. One was angry with a raspy sounding voice, but in a cute way. The other was all shy around Big Mac which was adorable.
>>25401777
>Flying Saucer bait
I guess it's better than the Dash bait that gets posted when zieril is on
i want to sniff a whole bunch of ponies' hooves
i don't care if they think i'm weird
i just want to go up to them and start sniffing
>>25401893
>>25401893
kill yourself
>>25401870
She made all that stuff up though; she has no real job description. Outside of "Play your part", Celestia didn't tell her jack
4chan images kinda slow tonight?
man what happened to valentines
why don't adults get those little kid valentines with the cute slogans and cartoon characters
or is it just me
>>25401893
>>25401928
oh yeah
let me sniff those soft hoofs
>>25401909
Yeah she probably did, but that's just typical Twilight for me, taking a job description a little too far. The best part of it all was it felt like an earlier version of Twilight where she was freaking out a little, so it's good to know she's still capable of that.
>>25401827
the entire episode seemed way too mean sprited and they way it was passed made it seem like this happened all at onece or in the span of 2 daysand twilight was definatly out of cherecter
Pony is willing to try that thing you like tonight.
i'm eating an apple RIGHT NOW
how would applejack react
>>25401948cuddling?
>>25401946
Yeah the point was supposed to be how Twilight wasn't supposed to be upset at all. They have those in real life they're called shit tests. Someone is allowed to be an asshole to you because you're not supposed to get mad
>>25401893
I want tocaressa pony's hoof.
>>25401893
Don't force your fetishes on ponies in public. That's just rude.
You should keep your fetishes in the bedroom with your pony waifu, indulging each other in your weird but harmless kicks.
Instead you should pick your horse wife up when she gets home after a long day and sniff and fondle her hooves before you wash them for her. Maybe even run a file around the edge to keep them smooth. I bet she would like that level of care from her husbando.
>>25401966
>harmless kicks
But the kicks I want aren't harmless.
I want her to mule kick me in the balls hard enough to make them bleed.
Filly found a fencing partner!
Who has the best mane and why is it Princess Horse Wife?
>>25401979
That's fine then. You just need to find a sadist. Like Bonbon.
>>25401996
>best mane
>post a picture of her mane that's not curled
>>25402018
In prime brushing condition.
>>25401948
>Pony is willing to try that thing you like tonight.
But how is pony going toanally fist herselfwithout hands?
>>25401870
Twilight Sparkle will be no longer a princess in the future.
>>25402051
shut up
>hey egghead, do any nerd things this weekend?
>did you ask that book out yet?
>I heard there's a sale on calculators at Nerds-R-Us!
>>25401948
NOTHING?
SHE'S WILLING TO TRY NOTHING!
>>25401992
why does filly want to fence
>>25402081
Rainbow bringing the heat!
>>25402081
>did you ask that book out yet?
don't make fun of twilight's book fetish
rubbing herself with a hoof while reading her favorite erotic novels is her favorite thing ever
Horse is ready for winter.
Are you?
>>25402111
Fucking hate winter.
>>25402111
Bring it on
>>25402111
of course
I got little horse a hat!
>>25402102anyone else here dress up in lingerie before masturbating?
tell me about the pony xmas album so i won't have to listen to it
>>25402143
it is actually decent
>>25402143
All songs are pretty great except for Dash's
>>25402139yes
SUCH A LUST FOR PONIES
>>25402139
>lingerie
there's not even a convenient hole in panties for your dick to poke out of
that's why i love to fap with my boxer briefs on
>>25402086
To be fancy, like her fencing partner.
>>25402111
It's still 90+ degrees in Florida
>>25402239
it was pretty nice out tonight in north parts, like high 60s
>>25402239
unfortunately
>>25402123
Go blow up a factory
>>25402111
seeing ponies all warm and cozy makes me really happy for some reason
>>25402246
I always forget you live really close to me
a pone's throw away
>>25402255
please do not throw the horses anon!
>>25402255
Me too, except you ignored me when I brought it up
>>25402267
I'm sorry
>>25402243
Yeah, but it's so hot and humid during the day.
As far was weather goes, this has been one of the most unpleasant years I can remember for a while.
>>25402252
>warm and cozy
Uh, she's stark naked except for a scarf, earmuffs, and some little booties. I want to see a lot more warm coziness like that around here!
i like stallions but i don't likehorsecock
i mean, it's not disgusting, it's just a little difficult to get used to the flare when you're used to jacking off to hunky guys' big beautiful cocks
how did you get used to seeing horse dicks and finding them arousing
i will say one thing: stallions have the cutest ballsacks
>>25402281
>not an old geezer/illegal immigrant/redneck
>>25402287
No one is forcing you to post stallion memes just because FS is on
>>25402281
It's ok
look at this smug little butter pony
The Crystal Empired aired for first time exactly 3 years ago, on November 10, 2012.
>>25402319
What kind of butter do you think she's made out of?
>>25402319
I want to feed her butter.
>>25402319
Now she doesn't even have on her scarf. Man. These ponies are such exhibitionists!
>>25402347
>I want to feed her butter.
I want to use some to reenact that scene from Last Tango in Paris with her.
>>25402347
I want to feed her HER "butter"
>>25402340
Princess Cadance needs our help~
>>25402341
I think she just makes her own butter
>>25402287
>how did you get used to seeing horse dicks and finding them arousingProbably because they're so massive
I've fapped to furry porn a lot before I started watching mlp and horsecocks were just like the other cocks
mlp made horsecock much more interesting for me and now I watch bestiality porn with horses
the flare is just so hot, and so is their large balls, and large loads
unf
>>25402376Anything with women?
>>25402375
I want Fluttershy to shit butter right into my filthy faggot mouth.
Might just be me, but I think Spike is cute as hell.
>>25402389
>Anything with women?yeah a few videos saved, mistress beast folder and a folder called "woman actually penetrated by pony"
i could upload them if you'd like
and yes, the woman actually penetrated by pony folder has videos where the pony actually cums
>>25402401
yeah he is
>>25402394
>Limestone: Anon, myboytoy.
i bet you could go to mexico and watch a pony show for a few bucks
>>25402415
>Applejack neglects her buttplug studies, and can't even take the smallest size toy during the exam.
>>25402438
shut up
rarity just doesn't give a fuck
>>25402066
>>25402443
>>25402421
Would Limestone like a boytoy?
>>25402446
AND WHEN WE FALL
>>25402411
inb4 dolphin porn but ok
MareAnon being fucked senseless by Discord
>>25402438
>applejack
>ever failing an anal exam
the girl is an assmaster
>>25402457Any links? I've always been curious about man x dolphin
I want to punch Fluttershy in the face
>>25402510
No, sorry, I'm a filthy leech
>>25402500
unf
>>25402509
Applejack is a pure Christian lady who does not partake in such backdoor shenanigans.
>>25402528
what do you want, it's way past your bed time
>>25402528
What is it, Sweetie? Did you miss your period?
I think it's time you learned that ponies don't have periods. Also, I can't get you pregnant.
>Anon goes to Equestria, and doesn't realize he's impotent.
>>25402522I'll share some man on mare.
>>25402528
Please understand, Sweetie,Iwata isn't coming back
>>25402579
>>25402556
I always knew I was important, what's my special talent?
Why do pegasi love spilling juice so much
>>25402539
>I think it's time you learned that ponies don't have periods.
How can you be sure about HER kind of pony? They don't even look like ponies. They don't have long muzzles. They look more like someone crossed a cat with a deer. Some of them have wings, and some have horns, and some have both, and their evolution is just weird. They talk.
>Also, I can't get you pregnant.
Are you sure about that? Do you want to risk it? Can you imagine what she might give birth to if you did?
Ooooooo...
>>25402603
Your sperm doesn't work.
>>25402617
Fluttershy is that you trying to be spooky again
>>25402556
Well he can always be turned into a young, cutemareor diamond dog
>>25402446
>>25402615
Dash probably licked it off the table afterwards
>>25402643
And then she licked off Fluttershy
>>25402617
for that tight sweetie pussy, i'd risk anything
>>25402627
>Fluttershy is that you trying to be spooky again
>>25402652
I bet Fluttershy tastes nice
>>25402677
dude lewd
Would you taste ponys rainbows?
>>25402693
You had a one night stand with pony and now she's calling you.
what do
Did we ever find out what Rainbow Dash's candyvag taste like?
>>25402731
we all did
what, were you not there?
sorry
>>25402677
Dash is really pressed up into Fluttershy's... belly
>>25402756
>>25402729
can she please stop calling it that, I scratched her behind her ears
that's it
>>25402769
A lot of mares are going to find out that taste once you go to prison, Rainbow
>>25402792
>>25402756
>what, were you not there?
I was, and everyone was laughing at my sneaky-snake.
You had to be there.
Fucking Dash ruthlessly until she's making deep, guttural moans and slamming herself into you, forcing you into her deepest spots
>>25402769
cheer up Dash, as a matter of fact 4 out of 5 participants preferred your taste to the leading household brand!
>>25402802
I always loved how she's positioned in this picture with her hind legs off the ground. Who's ever plowing her has grabbed both her legs wheel barrow style.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1LmRjxGqls
>>25402802
damn
i bet she has an incredibly tight vag too
>>25402802
yessss
>>25402823
>that's kind of personal...
Please don't fuck Rainbow Dash into a undescribable mess
>>25402143
You should listen to all the songs at least once. It's about 27 minutes in total.
Of the 10 songs 2 are originals (It's a Pony Kind of Christmas and The Heart Carol, extended). The other 8 are typical Christmas songs you know, except Daniel changed about 80% of the lyrics.
Days Gone By (Auld Lang Syne) is song by the Apple family and is about remembering family that's not longer with you. It makes me teary eyed.
Also Spike does a surprisingly good scat singing.
Last Year I Got Coal For Christmas is trash sung by literally who? though.
>>25402858
i bet she has an innie vag because it's aerodynamic
>>25402873
Or else what?
>>25402858
>kinda personal
Then explain this
>>25402918
anon those are private photos
shame on you for being in the pony paparazzi
>>25402924
>Close your windows next time - "Miss Dashie"
>>25402918
>How did you get that, I mean, that's obviously Photoshopped!
are we lesbian dash again? finally
>>25402955
I'm sure all the ponies are willing to try anything at least once
>>25402802
But mlpg can only get like 4" deep.
>>25402988
that's okay, ponies are shallow
>>25402988
>>25403028
are you okay twilight
>>25401793
Bend over
>>25403054
she's just books
>>25402988
What is this implying?
Not everyone is Asian.
>>25403028
That snootle is ready for booping.
>>25403059
das a lot of books
>>25402457
>>25402510alright
uploadedhttps://mega.nz/#!FoFCXA7Y!g2wSfri-bmskmsnHN1aBN6xxkzG8dgvvHUMbDp-Tel0
>>25403055
>very well darling
>>25403067
Snootles are so cool. It would be great to be kissing your pony waifu's big pony snootle and just wrap your hands around the base of it
>>25403079
Doesn't work
>>25403059
i want to take twilight on a world tour of famous libraries
>>25403079
could you have filenamed it any less conspicuously
>>25403102
works on my machine
>>25403109
no
>>25403081
Rarity, could you dispell your crotch censor spell?
>>25403106
That actually sounds like a really cool trip
take me too, I wanna go
>>25403114
Oh no wait, didn't copy the fill link
>>25402988
only the ones that try to compensate by dressing up as girls as an alternative role in the bedroom
>>25403120
I'll bring the lunchables!
>>25403116
please anon, she has standards
>>25403090
Twilight's Snootle is especially big.
>>25403164
lmao
>>25403164
>easy access
>>25403164
There's some genitals there!
>>25403149
if we're going to all these exotic libraries, maybe we should get local cuisine
>>25403164
I would WPSHH that til her cheeks were so red you couldnt tell the dress had a hole in it.
>>25403175well that's an edit
but fun fact, I got a warning for the unedited version being "anthro"
I think the mod was just being nice since it was a really subtle nsfw
>>25403194
Mods put "anthro" when they aren't sure what to report you for sometimes
>>25403183
yeah but can I pack those in my Celestia lunchbox?
>>25403208
what a buzzword
>>25403212
Twilight will probably love if you pack lunches anyways so go ahead. By I want to try all the local foods.
>>25403208
well that's what I'm kind of getting at since you only ever get just a warning for anthro
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattortile/49-breathtaking-libraries-from-all-over-the-world
>It's time for our trip, anon! What did you pack?
>>25403234
what a cool trip that would be
I want to go to the history sections and see if the books still have those checkout cards with dated stamps in them
Just so everyone knows, only production of animal porn and actually fucking animals is illegal.
You can have 10tb of animals fucking humans and you wouldn't have to worry.
>>25403234
a ziploc bag of panties
and that's it
let's go
>>25403234
Canada has some dank libraries
>>25403256
that's what i'll tell the authorities about my cp collection
>>25403267Most of the time, if there's no reasonable suspicion that you're a danger to anyone and you weren't producing, trading, buying, selling or actively encouraging child rape, the worst you'll get is probation if it's your first offense.
>>25403267
>Not telling them that your cat walked on your keyboard and downloaded the 12 gigs of CP.
>While you were on livestream.
>>25403283
Looks like Berry Punch likes to beat around the bush.
>>25403286
FBI pls, stop trying to encourage people to download child porn.
>>25403283
>you will never squeeze and fondle ponies bush.
>>25403283
that's really cute
>>25403283
Is she inspecting for bugs?
>>25403425
she's about to pass out and she's fluffing up her pillow
>>25403328
>You will never steal from ponies Salmon Bushes.
>>25403079
holy shit that condom filling one
>>25403445
are they sushi grade?
>>25403429
>I'm going to pass out halfway out my window.
>I better make sure this bush is comfy or I might wake up with a sore neck.
Now that, is a functioning alcoholic.
>how the hell am I supposed to eat this
>>25403479
Dash what are you doing with Fluttershys sounding rods?
>>25403079
What's the source to the non-mistress vids? The quality on those are really good
>>25403479
With your mouth.
How are you even holding those chopsticks.
>>25403496
>manks manon
>hey anons!
>I'm making you some Pinkie batter cookies, who wants to lick the beaters?
Pony came on a my little human toy and posted pics online.
>>25403560
...Pinkie batter?
I like it when ponies visit MLPG.
>>25403234
I'd love to spend a week at each one.
>>25403564
Was it a stallion?
>>25403560
Thanks, Pinkie. I just love licking your batter.
>>25403585
>my super duper cooking cookie batter
>duh
>>25402368
The Ballad of the Crystal Empire is a criminally underrated song.
Same with Twilight's Failure Song.
>>25403668
Is it made with your "love"?
>>25403710
>aren't all baked goods?
>>25403717
Applejack makes hers with farts.
>>25403678
In fact, you know what. I'm going to go out and say that The Crystal Empire is a criminally underrated episode all together.
Good music
Cool new setting to make Equestria feel bigger
Shining and Cadence get fleshed out some more
Seeing Twi and Spike's worst nightmares
Until Tirek Sombra was the most threatening big bad
Spike gets his moment of stardom
>>25401810
Work on my vidya backlog. I've been ponying on all my days off and I think I'll finally try and ween myself off of that. I'll try and just stay around for the comics at minimum.
Filly decided to major in filly studies.
>>25403743
everything except lack of character development was pretty good
this was a taste of the worldbuilding we now expect after the advent of the cutie map
>>25403752
that's actually a really profitable and useful degree in Equestria
timid horses
>>25403785
I want them to smooch
I was looking at the pony movie's article on the MLP wiki and noticed that it would be animated in Toon Boom according to this:
http://www.entertainmentcareers.net/DHX-Media/Feature-Storyboard-Artists-2D/job/197337/
How is that compared to Flash? Is it going to be too much different than the show's style you think?
>>25403762
>The fillies get super cranky
>Start rioting
>Dozens of royal guards are taken hostage because they're fucking useless
>Everyone calm down, I have a doctorate!
>>25403806
how the hell did filly get a doctorate already?
>>25403811
Her cutie mark is a filly, that boosts you through the whole process.
>>25403801
No idea
>>25403801
Toon Boom is kind of like if you took flash and made it so it was an actually intuitive tool that was meant to be used. Also it lets you use a bunch of shortcuts that make animation easier. The only problem is that because flash was around so long there are a lot of people that can use it really well and they're hesitant about switching over. It's kind of like introducing the hammer after years of using a big rock.
>>25403801
I've heard some of the show is already done with Toon Boom. Mostly really advanced shit with rotation.
Also the dynamic lighting scenes used After Effects.
As long as they're able to reuse their years of assets it shouldn't be any different. If anything it might be better.
I wonder if they're considering a change. They've been bumping and working around Flash's limitations since the beginning.
>>25403801
Toon Boom seems to be better for fluid animation, so we might see animations that are even closer to the storyboard, though it obviously takes an experienced team to pull off. Rick and Morty and Futurama and such are animated in Toon Boom
>>25403843
>>25403846
So it's a better Flash that more people would be able to use to it's fullest more easily then. That seems like a nice upgrade.
>>25402081
I would seriously bop the shit out of rainbow for picking on twilight like that. It's too close to home for me.
>>25403874
>you bop me I'll bop you back, nerd
>>25402239
You should move north, it's only 80 in Georgia, you'll be trading Cubans for niggers however which may be better or worse depending on your preference.
>>25403893
I'll bop you so hard you forget how to fly for a week.
>>25403911
>I'll bop you where the sun don't shine
>...I don't know what that means, but it can't be good
>>25403843
>>25403861
so after the movie are they gonna keep using toon boom? or is toon boom pretty expensive and therefore reserved for large projects?
Do you think "What About Discord?" would have been any better or worse if, instead of reorganizing her entire library by choice, Twilight was instead asked to attend a summit meeting or something similar?
>>25403964
But then the lesson would have been completely negated. She felt jealous because she chose to stay in that weekend. If she was required to be somewhere she probably would have just been depressed that her friends had so much fun without her, not jealous.
>>25403982
You know, I actually take that back, that's not necessarily true. Both cases seem interchangeable. But I feel like the lesson was still emphasized because it was her choice to not hang out with her friends.
>>25403946
>is toon boom pretty expensive
I mean, Flash is pretty expensive too. But once you have the software you have it. I can't see it being worse than Toon Boom.
I think the only reason they went with Flash in the first place is because they knew they would have more talent to pick from. Particularly James Wootton "Wootie" was basically a Flash guru who got them up and running and built all their puppets.
It would only be a good thing if they switched. Hopefully they'll put it off as long as possible though. I just know they'll want extra time between seasons because of the switch.
>>25403893
Fote me irl you wanker speccy, bowl hair cut, duck.
>>25403946
>after the movieThere's not going to be a "after the movie"
>>25403995
>once you have the software
adobe moved to a subscription service recently, wonder if that has anything to do with this change in software
>>25403997
Dash would destroy you
She can surpass the sound barrier while flying fucking UPWARDS.
She kicked perfectly round stumps out of trees with her bare hooves.
She fucking tore down an entire barn using her teeth.
>>25404005
Toonboom is also on subscription, unlikely.
The issue with Flash is the plugins they have for it for MLP and they can't keep updating it since some are old.
>>25403999
NO
DON'T SAY THAT ANON
>>25404023
Yeah, but in order to make a movie they have to remake/transfer all the models to toonboom
therefore by the end they'll be able to use either
>>25404010
M8, i will shoot your turtle andfuk ur mum
>>25404023
Reminds me of what I heard about the original Toy Story assets. When starting work on Toy Story 3 they thought they were basically lost until someone who was on staff came forward with them from an old computer he had in storage.
But the software was so old and basic they had to remake the models using the old models as a guide to get as close as possible. There's a lot of subtle textures and stuff in the most recent one that's not in the first one.
Just think, someday the software to create pony will be dead and busted and if the show is still running in any capacity (or is rebooted to something else after a few years) they'll probably have to remake the assets a few times between transfers. They'll be copies of copies. The originals not used anymore.
>>25404052
Tank is pretty tough too yo
>>25404065
Or like how NASA no longer has the correct equipment to view the tapes from the Moon. The tapes are just sitting there, but no one has the machines to read them anymore.
>>25404069
*unsheathes sks*
*teleports behind tank*
Nothing personal squid
>>25403785
>As soon as they see you, their suddenly clam up, and appear more shy
>Anon will never gain their trust.
>>25404065
Man what the fuck was wrong with the people who worked on the Toy Stories?
They almost completely lost Toy Story 2 because they deleted all their backups but got saved by a random employee making a copy for herself.
https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20120514/17243918918/how-toy-story-2-almost-got-deleted-except-that-one-person-made-home-backup.shtml
>you will never be fluttershy's seat
>>25404088
what have you done
please don't fight the ponies
their bodies are way too delicate and they will probably bruise a bit if you hug them too hard
I drew a thing.
>>25404132
What a little bitch.
>>25404138
where are her baseball panties?
>>25404135
But pony bruised me by hugging too hard
>>25404138
What a lovely mareI wonder if she would get along with Maud
>>25404138
Too old.
Age her down a bit.
>>25404144
You can buy them off the baseball stores for a low price of $549.99! They're all the rage right now!
>>25404135
no need to baby her too much
Dash can handle herself
I bet she could beat you up even
>>25404135
That's what happens when you pick on my qt3.14 rainbow.
>>25404154
oh yes they are strong and I'm sure she'd do a number on me but their bodies still bruise up very easily
they're like apples or bananas in that regard
>>25404145
I suggest stay away from inhumanly strong fillies from now on anon
or at least don't ask her to hug you unless you want some crushed bones to go with those bruises
>>25404173
No Dash that is not a wonderbolt
>>25404176
>>25404173
pls dash leave the little filly alone
she doesn't want to hear any more about your wonderbolts
>>25404173
>you think I'm a fruit?
>I expected this from Applejack but...
Filly is very curious.
>>25404138
But does she still have the fattest butt?
>>25404176
>>25404181
>
>>25404182
Dash I never said thatyou are very sweet though so I guess you're kinda like a fruit
a zap apple even
but other than that and bruising easily that's pretty much it
>>25404197
she looks unbruised to me
I think
>>25404194
https://derpibooru.org/946811
Yes
>>25404194
The best kind of fat butt.
>>25404209
she better be or so help me god I'll smash him into pieces
>Booping experiment: Day 1
>The ponies seem to mostly enjoy the boopings, some just stand and look at me
>next week I'll try booping the fillies, followed by the princesses
>>25404138
So is she a little league coach, or did she go pro?
>>25404240
I like the idea of her being a coach after her pro years.
>>25404236
>dash with a ponytail
that's super adorable
>>25404236
keep booping
>>25403743
Yes, it was pretty crazy actually. A giant kingdom just appeared out of nowhere. S3 really jumped the gun with the finale after that intro
>>25404252
on further inspection it's probably not Dash
but yeah, that would be a cute style for her
>>25404173
She did a real number on that factory too
you really need to stop calling pony
>>25404336
>go to Equestria
>still have your phone
>no bars of course
>until it rings one day
>its for Pinkie
>>25404348
>Marble Pie: "Anon, my child".
>>25404397
>>25404411
Auntie AJ, how you seen my mom?
>>25404422
>>25404441
Does Auntie Bloom know where my mom is?
Dear Anon
You are invited to my wedding with Rarity and Twilight Sparkle.
I hope you will be there.
>>25404473
Good luck getting those two to co-habitate under one roof.
>fic has been in progress since march 2013
>still isn't fucking done
>author was online two days ago and has a bunch of other shitty fics that he's working on instead
fucking
>>25404484
Why wouldn't they?
It's Rarity and Twilight. Both are educated, both are more likely to try and discuss the issue and avoid arguments.
They are also polite, it would be hard for those two to even reach a disagreement. What would they even disagree about?
>>25404492
I know that feel.
>>25404492
In the summer of 2012 I posted on my fim fiction blog that I was settling into "my biggest project yet". That it may take a while, but it would be massive and worth it.
Yeah, I think I've logged in maybe three times since then. But I only ever wrote shitty fap fics so I doubt many were upset.
>>25404503
when the fuck is RealityCheck going to stop fucking writing Past Sins spin-offs and fucking finish Alicorn Hunt
>>25404505
did you even start your project or did you just give up?
>>25404492
>fic has been going for a year
>not even close to the half point
>author is trying the best they can do to get at least a chapter per month
Even thenI'm friends with the author so I know how things are going and get to read the chapters in advance. It's also funny to see all the speculation and how wrong people are.
>>25404512
That's a good question. Let me check.
Huh. I actually got 1,000 words down. It was going to be a 6 part story about Mr. Cake fucking the mane 6.
>>25404522
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>25404533
Take a gander, eh
http://pastebin.com/Dq6YECXx
>>25404549
What's a bulbous party?
Anyone got a fic about Sweaty Dash?Preferably with lots of ass worship
>>25404549
sleep tight pranko poll
how do you pretend your pillow is a pony
>>25404561
The kind Pinkie Pie is planning here: http://pastebin.com/hcUaLQXA
>>25404572
slip a hand inside the cover and call her a good pony
>>25404579
no, that's for pretending your pony is a pillow
>>25404572
Hug it
Call it names
Stroke its imaginary mane
Stuff it with a hot water bottle/electric blanket
>>25404572
sniff it deeply and imagine it's a pony butt
it works better if you fold it in half to form a butt-shape
would you let your pony eat bananas?
which pony is most waifuable?
>>25404633
>>25404633
>>25404638
This is about right.
>>25404633
>>25404652
FLUTTERSHY IS SO COZY
>>25404638
>>25404652
But if you're going for mares that you couldn't even dream of having a chance with, then this mare is most waifuable.
>>25404633
You mean easy to love? Probably Fluttershy or Pinkie. Easy mode is for casuals, though. Fall for someone who will make you feel bad, instead.
>>25404665
>>25404669
You should totally draw Rainbow being rad.
I wasn't here for the weekend, what was the general opinion on latest pone?
>>25404638
man flutters would be a great starter girlfriend
>>25404673
Shout hates Dash with a burning passion
>>25404674
you had to be there
>>25404674
holy shit I'm 6 minutes in and realizing this is basically the plot fo latest pone
>>25404665
This horse, no question
>>25404682
I don't know why, his wife is apparently like Fluttershy and Dash is Fluttershy's best friend.
It's like, a twofer.
>>25404686
goddamn this episode is too meta for falldown drunk
>>25404705
Wait is his wife's best friend like Dash though
>>25404621
why not?
>>25404719
potassium can be dangerous
>>25404730
so can a lack of potassium
>>25404736
please don't incur potassium frenzy amongst the ponies
I'm drunk but that episode was great am i right or am I just drunk?
>>25404669
>drawing when ponies are near you
You never do that man
>>25404756
it was a unique episode
I didn't like it at first but I watched it again and like it a lot more
you're certainly within your rights to like it
pink
pony
pussy
So has MT fucked off and died yet?
Fillies?
>>25404834
no, I don't think there are any fillies under that rock
>>25404816is coming in the mail in a month at least
>>25404844
Mary or Sugar Star?
>>25404816
purple
pony
prolapse
>>25404842
I will have to keep searching.
>>25404848
Have you looked in the mirror? You might find a filly there.
>>25404847
Still can't get over how perfect those bags are and how great that episode was.
>>25404859
Pinkie is the best artist
>>25404834
>>25404848
I'm gonna hug that pon
>>25404862
Rarara is better.
What if Rainbow Dash was a girl?
>>25404873
Xieril would be arrested and I'd demand my money back
>>25404873
Same personality or ?
What if you make it to Equestria and everyone is in pone suits? ANd they all take breaks here and there, taking off their fur helmets.
>>25404846
no, but why are they the same price?
the mary is the inferior product now
Sleep with pony etc.
>>25404888
apples suckkkk
>>25404887
Probably to keep the Mary as an out for that niche of people who want to pretend to fuck a horse but don't want to be associated with MLP.
>Nyx: Anon, my son.
>>25404892
>>25404897
I swear my memory is getting worse, I nearly forgot to post this.
>>25404911
B-But Anon, Shining Armor's cutiemark is a shield.too.
So the next episode has Twilight and Fluttershy.
Have we seen an episode with the two of them paired up since A Bird in the Hoof?
>>25404850
Liar
>>25404909
These two ponies need more interaction. After Rarity Investigates it must be the least explored Mane 6 friendship.
>>25404916
Penstroke called it.
>>25404920
that's the last one I can think of
could be fun
>>25404867
Filly deserves every hug.
Leave no filly unhugged.
>>25404895
Sug, has fatter pussy lips and a more compact design which makes it a better choicefor sticking in a pink party plush
>>25404873
>What if Rainbow Dash was a girl?
Does she at least still have a penis?
>>25404932
I'm hoping it is. I think I'd contest with >>25404924 in saying that that's the main 6 relationship I see the least of.
>>25404933
unless you're a useless nmm reincarnation
>>25404933
C-can I hug Stinking Rich?
I want to hug her and call her a filly.
>>25404941
yeah but at the same time I don't feel like there's a whole lot there
but that could make for a funny episode in itself, Fluttershy and Twilight trying to find something to talk about
>>25404954
Maybe they'll be trying to get them some common ground this week. Cause I don't think there's much for them two.
>>25404947
I don't know if a pony like her would want to be hugged by a human. Unless humans had a good reputation instead of being seen as weird outcasts.
>>25404944
She's not useless, she's an amazing cuddle bug.
Fluttershy and AJ have talked on screen like 3 times in the series.
Dragonshy
Keep Calm and Flutter On
???
>>25404920
>still no AJ and Fluttershy episode
>still no Rarity or Twilight episode
>still no Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy episode
Why don't they use those pairs already?
>>25404974
Applebuck Season
>>25404974
APPLESHYFAGS BTFO
B
T
F
O
>>25404965
>Implying she had a choice on the hugging.
She can struggle all she wants, this cuddle is happening.
>>25404974
They didn't even talk in Dragonshy. AJ just dragger her up the mountain.
>>25404984
>still no AJ and Fluttershy episode
They have a comic with the two of them coming up. Probably won't be much given the recent state of the comics and the fact that Fleccs is drawing it, but I guess it's something.
>>25404991
Sounds like cuddle rape. I'm called the pony police.
>>25405004
It's not rape if she has a cuddle orgasm.
>>25405008
ponk is not for edgy
>>25405013
that pank is up to something
>>25405025
like what?
>>25405030
I think it's another one of her dumb parties.
>>25405033
>No need to be salty, you know you don't always have to strike out at my parties~
>>25405057
PINKIE PIE
oh yeah
did anyone else notice that callback to Griffon The Brushoff during the last episode when Discord was positioning the cloud?
>>25405086
If you didn't, you pay 0 attention to the show. That's like asking if you caught the Fluttershy being a tree,
Heal this pony
>>25405087
you'd be surprised, I bet a lot of people didn't notice it
>>25405088
I shall encase the Ponk in a cloud of healing toots.
>>25405057
Her hair looks so soft.
I bet I could use her as an impromptu airbag.
>>25405093
I think Dash could help more than AJ in this field.
Think with that, nows a good time to fuck off to bed.
>>25405157
>aww
>>25405164
Dash come cuddle with me
>>25405168
>yeah yeah very funny
>you know I don't have my cuddle degree yet
>>25405168
Dash, no! Anon is after your precious blubber!
STOP! Diamond Tiara this is not the way!
>>25405185
>she failed the exam 47 times already
>>25405186
Rainbow has a drinking fountain? Shit...
Uh oh. We're out of apples.
>>25405205
I love how fucking expressive ponies are. And I love that they improve the animation.
>>25405205
I hated this scene.
>>25405231
why?
>>25405233
Diamond Tiara didn't deserve it.
>>25405205
>>25405211
What an adorable ex-cunt.
>>25405235
she's definitely a huge bitch, but she's also adorable
>>25405008
>that clear human clavicle
THATS ANTHRO REEEEEEEEEE
>>25405250
You are anthro
>>25405259
Am I afutaanthro?
>>25405282
Absolutely not.
>>25405286
boo...
>>25405286
What a little pyromaniac~
>I'm a diamond, that means you never break
>no matter what be the cost of the path I take
Man, this are probably some of the best lyrics in the show
>>25405304
Yeah, that one was really well written
>>25405304
where did everyone go?
>>25405375
hellloooo
>>25405375
On pony vacation with their pony waifus. Why aren't you with them Anon?
>>25405375
I'm alive
>>25405375
They're all dead, anon.
We're all that's left.
>>25405382
Because I have nothing to be on vacation from.
>>25405304
All songs in that episode were pretty great imoAre you watching it for the first time?
>>25405375
Everyone is just lurking and waiting for something interesting to pop up I assume.
At least that's how its been during the last days, whenever something that could elicit some easy replies popped up everyone suddenly came out of the bushes
>>25405413
>something that could erect some easy nipples popped up
Oh man what is my brain doing even
>>25405424
>Oh man what is my brain doing even
Telling you to go to bed I would say
>>25405386
let's repopulate!
>Hey Anon, are you going to get Fallout 4?
Twilight, you do know Bethesda always makes incomplete and buggy games, right?
>Oh, don't be such a downer, Anon!
>It'll be so much fun!
>>25405450
>>25405450
My goodness Twilight is so pretty.
I want to squeeze her until she barfs out of her butt.
>>25405450
Why would Twilight even be excited about Fallout 4?
She'd either not give a shit about it because its not grand strategy/RTS/4X or would be a jaded neckbeared that is disgusted by it and continue lamenting Van Buren
>>25405413
>>25405424
I heard nipples
>>25405462I loved your Arizona
>>25405460
I love that outfit
>>25405462
>>25405468
Ponies in uniforms are hot. And they know it. How else would you explain Rarity's uniform?
>>25405461
Because not even Twilight can resist the Todd
Time?
>>25405491
>>25405501
No.
Pet the pony.
Pet it deep.
>>25405491
yes
yes it is
>>25405450
So far the only issue i've encountered in fallout 4 is mouse acceleration being not trivial to disable.
No crashes or glitchy/awkward performance, quite unlike the disasters that were its prequels.
>>25405523
>Anon glues her vagina shut
>>25405535
Oh, anon's going to "glue" her alright.
>>25405535
>"Easy access" or something like that, on the tube
...that's not glue, I'm afraid.
I wish to fuck this butt.
>>25405567
You wouldn't get your microdick past her cheeks.
>>25405567
>ywn cuddle her so hard she will forget about rhyming. Or, start moaning in rhyme
>>25405570
Twilight, you wouldn't know dick sizes if your life depended on it. Damn nerd.
>>25405576
Is that even possible? She does it so readily.
>>25405584
Tell you what, I dunno what would be more hot, whether fucking her silly to the point she just grunts and moan, or listening to her rhyming dirty, very descriptive words about the sexual act, without missing a single beat.
mlpg should I shave
>>25405594
Both sound pretty appealing, truth be told.
>>25405599
at the very least you should trim to make it look neat
>>25405599
yes
>>25405607
>"Anon, be honest, look at my butt. Watch it carefully, till your eyes don't bat: how do you see it, would you call it fat?"
>>25405614
>>25405599
Depends on whether or not you care about No-Shave November, or whether or not you actually look good with a beard.
>>25405619
>No-Shave November
that's new
and I don't have a beard, I have a neckbeard and baby deer spots
>>25405620
No-Shave November, or Movember, started as a thing in 1999 for male health problems and cancer awareness. Most people probably don't know about that though.
>and I don't have a beard, I have a neckbeard and baby deer spots
In that case refer to option 1.
For reals, though. Her own episode when?
>>25405669
i want to hug that fat horses ass
>>25405669
>Today is Origami Day
>>25405699
>Nimir Min.jpg
oh god
>>25405715
is that someones fucken OC in there
>>25405735
it is
I didn't even notice at first, fucking bronies
>>25405735
Just pretend its Sassy Saddles, Anon.
Pony is the legendary fartmaster
>>25405699
that's nearo
>>25405699
Where can I learn to fold tiny ponies out of paper?
>>25405832
the same place you go to learn how to go fuck yourself right in the asshole
>>25405846
openly lewd ponies are my fav
>>25405846
No Twilight, and I plan to keep it that way.
>>25405857
>>25405832
you could always try papercraft
colt just saw the sun rise in the west
>>25405852
Who's going to clean up all that mare juice?!
>>25405935
i don't see any mare juice
>>25405952
>>25405958
>>25404885
>What if you make it to Equestria and everyone is in pone suits
I would accept this reality
Pony saysany time someone has looked over your shoulder at your screen and there was something scandalous tucked away in a corner and you hoped they didn't notice....They did notice. All of them. Every time. They just chose not to comment.
>>25404885
>What if you make it to Equestria and everyone is in pone suits? ANd they all take breaks here and there, taking off their fur helmets.
At least they would still be generally nice and pleasant people, even if they are creepy furfags.
>>25406006
>At least they would still be generally nice and pleasant people, even if they are creepy furfagsJust from personal experience this is usually how it is IRL
>>25406010
Never met any IRL. But the ones I met online had a tendency to be whiny, entitled little cunts.
I will just give them the benefit of the doubt and assume that was because whiny, entitled cunts are also the loudest and thus easiest to encounter.
>>25406010
>>25406018
People talk shit online all the time. Second it goes meatspace all the fire and vitriol gets tucked away so they don't get a knuckle sandwich.
>>25405997
that celestia will never stop doing things to my dick
>>25406004
I'm sorry, I only trust princesses
>>25406037
>meatspace
what?
>>25406043
>being such a normie you don't know what meatspace is
>>25406038
I prefer best pony.
>>25406054
is pinkie behind that rarity
>>25402820
She'll lose her wings in the future
>>25406055
>Don't have any of Pinkiesuitanon's pics anymore
Darn.
>>25402891
Censor the wings!
>>25403982
Lose the wings, it's racist!
>>25403995
James Wootton was the director of Season 1-3 is the best director than those two dork directors Jayson Thiessen and Big Jim Miller.
>>25404129
Discord will be dead in Season 6.
>>25405450
Twilicorn will end in the season finale.
>>25405460
Off with her wings!
>>25406091
>>25406096
>>25406096
Next time you want to shitpost about your favorite tripfag, please consider using this MLPG-related one.
Also (you)
>>25406099
Pone is indeed cat
Don't look behind you
>>25406096
>Following someone's tumblr just to get mad about the dumb things they say about cartoons
>not even the actual cartoon just fanart
>>25406112
I completely forgot about that guy
Man, we've defeated so many shitposters, we deserve a fucking medal
>>25406114
I just looked behind you and I saw a pone and now she's mine
thank you anon
>>25406123
>Man, we've defeated so many shitposters
Not really. They just change their favorite bait every few months
>>25406125
Well I'm going to beb.
Daily reminder to transforminto a slutty, trappy stallion.
https://derpibooru.org/348422
>>25406123
The shitposters we've have now/had for a while aren't even that bad. Annoying, sure, but all it really takes is filtering them since they almost never change their bait (or at least not for a long time).I don't want to say I miss old shitposters like Nachos or Faceless or whoever, but at least they were kind of entertaining along with others.
oh hey, 11/11
>>25406156
D-Do we still post waifus?
bug has attained FRIENDSHIP
>>25406149I really want to be a cum inflated mare.
>>25406170
Did bug even file the necessary paperwork to attain friendships?
>>25406125
Five cherrychangas?
morning horses
>>25406193
I can't find any images of sleepy horse
so have hobo horse
>>25406193
*moaning horses
>>25404974
that vampire bat episode
wow they really dont talk too much
was there an ep where friends kept a secret from each other to protect their feelings from being hurt, I think that would be a good story to build an ep around with those two
>>25406113
Quite.
>>25406201yes
>>25406149
>octavia cum inflation
it's been awhile, darkness my old friend
I got today off so I thought it was Saturday and now there's no new pony and now I'm a little disappointed.
>>25406291
Truly the worst of all possible realities
ded
>>25406339
The ponycalypse is upon us. Repent now before its too late.
hello poners how is today
>>25404638
>>25404652
>>25404633
Fluttershy is a precision high-caliber waifu cannon that's put a bullet in my head
>>25406419
Shithead.
>>25406419
oh god the tips of her hooves get squished a little that's adorable
>>25406373
sleepy
>>25406373
Beb & Bebber
>>25406428
pony is marshmallow.
>>25404681
Absolutely. I used to waifu fluttershutter back in S1, then I moved to purple and then I realized the truth all along and evolved to superior sun princess
we've been together for 3 years now
>madmax is still a hobo and is probably dead
Why
>>25406649
who
>>25406583
>>25406594
I hope you get good rest then