MLP General

File: And to think, right now Celestia is being silly and not even the guards realize it.png (21KB, 220x225px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 220x225px

Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Episode 521: Scare Master
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39nr37

ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs

Nov. 14: Episode 523 – The Hooffields and McColts

Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.

Nov. 21: Episode 524 – The Mane Attraction

An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.

Episode 525 – The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1

Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.

Episode 526 – The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2

Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.

>Starlight Glimmer deep in the bush doesn't have the same ring to it.
Sigh.

File: 1397201252942.png (343KB, 671x692px) Image search: [Google]

343KB, 671x692px

Cute zebras.

>>25396806
>Zebras
>capable of being cute
Being cute is a thing only ponies are capable of.

From the Dead Thread:
>>25396740
>>25396787
Ultimately, the buck stops with Hasbro. That would be Executive Producer Stephen Davis, Executive Vice President and Chief Content Officer.

Executive Producers Kirsten Newlands and Sarah Wall are his underlings. You know how trickle-down theory works? Davis and his fellow top executives pee in their mouths, and then they pee on...

Co-Executive Producers Meghan McCarthy and Jayson Thiessen. They, and the writers, take the heat from the fans.

Wanna be a creative artist? Get your degree in business.

Does anyone have a gif or webm of Randolf being smashed by the DT statue in the CMC episode?

File: 1442167190730.png (253KB, 1273x973px) Image search: [Google]

253KB, 1273x973px

>>25396815

File: Rubbin on them nipples Wanna make that pussy dribble Wanna bend that ass over then hit it from the back make that booty go clap clap.gif (26KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 400x400px

>>25396806
Twerking zebras

>>25396822
Things like zebras aren't a race anon.

>>25396830
that's ponist

File: zecora on a diet.png (949KB, 900x1450px) Image search: [Google]

949KB, 900x1450px

>>25396830
Grandpa, I know that zebras were treated as second class citizens back when you were growing up, but now they are regarded as equals to ponies.

Also, the word "zebra" is considered politically incorrect nowadays, the correct term is "Striped-Equestrian."

File: 1394597399632.jpg (176KB, 1211x1056px) Image search: [Google]

176KB, 1211x1056px

Fuck y'all ziggas, she's adorable and I want to cuddle her.

Board's pretty slow this late at night.

I wonder if we could get away with a few show discussion threads while the generals and dedicated shitposters aren't looking.

>>25396843
>>25396847
but I'm already hugging her

File: 445488__shipping_suggestive_lesbian_apple+bloom_artist+needed_zecora_dialogue_leash_implied+foalcon_innuendo.jpg (193KB, 1600x1600px) Image search: [Google]

193KB, 1600x1600px

If you don't love Zecora then you're just stupid.

Pony traitors, all of you

>>25396856
Do not sexualize the filly.

File: 1394681910681.png (501KB, 900x1125px) Image search: [Google]

501KB, 900x1125px

>>25396854
Sorry man, that was one of the decoys I put out just in case someone else besides myself noticed her.

>>25396853
Well, I was continuing one here: >>25396816. Basically, it was about how Discord episodes generally suck.

File: race mixing makes rarity the racial purist cry.jpg (251KB, 750x600px) Image search: [Google]

251KB, 750x600px

>>25396856
>ponies being in relationships with lowly zebras

>>25396863
What you thought you had was the decoy

File: discord.png (241KB, 1280x1246px) Image search: [Google]

241KB, 1280x1246px

>>25396866

>>25396866
I respect your intentions and that does qualify as show discussion, but I'm kind of hoping to see more threads about subjects other than "x aspect of the show sucks".

>>25396869
Rarity looks as if she has just been gang-raped by a herd of grinning striped thugs.

File: Zecora panties.png (685KB, 1024x553px) Image search: [Google]

685KB, 1024x553px

>>25396869
don't listen to him Rarity, no self respecting pony would fuck a zebra

those sexy sexy zebras

>>25396814
I don't get it.
I need a weeabo to translate this.

File: 1446960274483.gif (1MB, 412x464px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 412x464px

It had some good gags, but overall it just seemed to drag a bit with not much but fluff in between it all. Twilight's admitting of her actual intentions and coming to terms with it was surprisingly sweet, if not a bit too close to home. Still, overall I'd put it at 6 or 7/10.

>>25396894
Pinkie is also canon alcoholic.

>>25396891
they are 2 different comics on the left and right sides

File: 1446944172693.gif (4MB, 931x857px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 931x857px

>>25396902

File: 456914__suggestive_apple+bloom_artist+needed_zecora_zecobloom.png (439KB, 1200x1200px) Image search: [Google]

439KB, 1200x1200px

>>25396869
Don't fight the future.

>>25396894
The episode was pretty slow. It was a relief to see a story focusing on Twilight learning a lesson for a change, though. I don't think that's happened since The Crystal Empire. Amending Fences almost counts, but she was just fixing an old mistake there, not working out anything she didn't already know.

File: angry little Fluttershy and her juice.png (754KB, 618x622px) Image search: [Google]

754KB, 618x622px

>>25396914
Pinkie I think you have a juice problem

>>25396905
I don't get what is going on in them.
Like the Twilight one, is she shutting the door because the next stall is taking a loud shit or something, the sound effects are in moon runes.
Those are almost as annoying runes as Russia.

>>25396866
>Discord episodes generally suck
I disagree with you.
Even the last episode, while not great was at least pretty decent and had it's fun moments.
Honestly the only bad thing about it is how goddamn cringey was to watch Twilight doing what she was doing, but that was the fucking point.

Also it's nice to see that Discord is finally making new friends besides Fluttershy and that the rest of the main six actually gave him a real chance.

And at the end Twilight breaking down and admitting she was jealous was pretty sentimental.

YOU KNOW THE PLANET IS IN A JAM
A DIABOLICAL PLAN OF ONLY ONE MAN

>>25396882
I was trying to widen it away from "x aspect," hence my mention of Davis and his minions. I've noticed that Meghan takes most of the heat for missteps (and sometimes even Lauren, although she's been gone for over three years), but nobody seems to notice who the real puppetmasters are. They're the ones who get top billing in the credits.

>>25396917
They should really write Twilight out of the show and replace her with a cuter pony.

>>25396923
yeah those comics have always just been kind of weird, I dunno

File: fluttershy enjoys the taste of her own juice.png (873KB, 1000x833px) Image search: [Google]

873KB, 1000x833px

>>25396920
I want to drink Fluttershy's juice non-sexually

File: PinkieNesquickParty.gif (113KB, 548x475px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 548x475px

>>25396920
You don't fucking know me!

>>25396929
Don't even joke like that.

File: pout la pout.webm (572KB, 668x720px) Image search: [Google]

572KB, 668x720px

>>25396934

File: angrypinkie.png (273KB, 1024x950px) Image search: [Google]

273KB, 1024x950px

>>25396920
>Pinkie I think you have a juice problem
Shove it up your poop chute, pothead!

File: 1436486145012.png (871KB, 1145x902px) Image search: [Google]

871KB, 1145x902px

>>25396917
I like that she learned a lesson, but it still bothers me a bit that Discord had to teach it in such a dick way. I know he's supposed to be a dick but he could be a dick to more deserving horses.

>>25396924
I do like that the other 5 are now on good terms with him, or at least better terms. He was legit good after the Tirek thing but he still has to learn how to be an okay guy. An eternity of godlike power made him essentially a giant child, being able to do whatever he wants whenever he wants.

>>25396927
Still, "x sucks" makes up about 75% of the show discussion on this board. Even the more positive threads get plenty of replies just saying that. It gets to the point where I wonder if anyone here actually likes the show enough to want to talk about the good parts.

File: 47_T47_Untitled47.jpg (1MB, 1417x2000px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1417x2000px

>>25396923
Baka

File: 1445662865573.png (797KB, 737x745px) Image search: [Google]

797KB, 737x745px

>>25396929
Sunset Shimmer plz
Stop trying to steal Twilights job.

File: Discord seats Fluttershy.webm (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1080px

>>25396924
>Also it's nice to see that Discord is finally making new friends besides Fluttershy
That was the one thing that really stuck out to me about the episode. It was nice to see them all being friends.

Discord still loves Flutterbutt the most though.

>>25396959
>Rarity sneaking those looks at Discord and Flutter

She knows it's going down.

File: Casual wingjobs.png (68KB, 696x692px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 696x692px

>>25396959
I can't believe how upset I was when I learned they were bringing back Discord in S3 just so Fluttershy could reform him and now their interactions are one of my favorite things on this show.

>>25396963
She probably spends nights wondering how her friend gets ravaged.

>>25396952
>...I wonder if anyone here actually likes the show enough to want to talk about the good parts.
You have a point. "Crusaders of the Lost Mark" blew me away, but it seemed that all anyone wanted to talk about was how much they hated the former CMCs cutie marks.

Glancing at the S5 episode list, that was the last one that blew me away.

>>25396959
That sneaky snake.

>>25396967
And this is how you reform a villain properly.

Shame they are just going to kill off Starlight.

>>25396951
Speaking as a big fan of both Twilight and Discord, I don't think I'd like Discord if he wasn't more than a bit of a dick. It's how he was introduced, after all. Having him be the trickster mentor of the show has always struck me as more in character than just making him nice and naive, plus it can be a lot funnier. Sure, I wouldn't want him doing it if there were serious risks involved, but in a low-stakes situation it makes sense that he'd want to have some fun, especially with someone as neurotic as Twilight.

Plus, as >>25396959 mentioned, he is becoming closer to the main six. He's actually developing into more of a protagonist. He just happens to have a different way of doing it.

File: BEST FRIENDS 1.0.png (516KB, 1000x2158px) Image search: [Google]

516KB, 1000x2158px

>>25396969
Now that Fluttershy's been riding Discord's dick for months she's probably jealous that she's the only one of them who is still a virgin.

>>25396971
It's easier to bitch, to criticize and to point out negative things. It also always leads to more discussion about that and honestly I don't mind it as long as people don't go to extremes like so many did with Twilycorn at the end of season 3.

If they have valid complaints or valid justifications for those complaints I honestly don't mind. It can lead to some pretty interesting discussions.
And the show is not perfect. I have some complaints about the Crusaders of the Lost Mark, and I feel that they fucked up certain things but in the end it's still a goddamn great episodes and despite some of the problems I have about the cutie marks it still was so fucking incredible and sweet to see the CMC get their cutie marks and still be together.

File: Raslight.gif (336KB, 535x796px) Image search: [Google]

336KB, 535x796px

>>25396981
>Rarity.
>Still a virgin.

File: RealRarity.png (322KB, 900x741px) Image search: [Google]

322KB, 900x741px

>>25396975
>That sneaky snake.
"Oh. Sorry, Twilight darling. In your little experiment, we neglected to reenact how we all got blazing high and watched Mr. Sneaky Snake slip Fluttershy the one-eyed cobra."

>>25396971
Recent episodes like The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows and Hearthbreakers have made big additions to the show (Cadance's baby, the Pie family, shipping with Big Mac) but they haven't been making as big an event of it as certain other episodes did. I don't especially mind. It feels like we're in the calm before the storm. The season's been dropping hint after hint toward what will happen in the finale, and I'm hoping the wait will pay off.

File: 1444525875550.png (977KB, 1327x801px) Image search: [Google]

977KB, 1327x801px

>>25396971
I saw a lot of hate for them but overall I thought the reaction to that episode was really positive. Parental feelings abound.

>>25397001
I hope in the finale they show horses actually fucking to show the audience that the ships are canon.
And as Mac finishes in Marble, they find out they are cousins.

>>25396988
>I have some complaints about the Crusaders of the Lost Mark, and I feel that they fucked up certain things...
I thought it was near-perfect, but I'll forgive a lot in a musical. Can you imagine how much work it takes to put something like that in the middle of a 26-episode season? Musicals are brutal.

>>25397013
Anon you're up too late, go to bed.

>>25397011
That episode made me feel weird because it made me feel horrible for Diamond Tiara.
I cried bitch tears when they dropped why she acted like she did, and it hurt even more when I realized Silver Spoon just tore her heart out the last scene over.

>>25397017
True. I dunno I feel a musical was the wrong way to go.
It's still a goddamn excellent episode. Fuck I want to congratulate them for making me like Diamond Tiara without really resorting to bullshit. It's a fucking better redemption than Sunset had in a goddamn movie.

It just seems to me that they really didn't think that much about the CMC cutie marks, which should have been the main thing in my opinion, not something that kinda felt slapped on at the end. And the cutie marks themselves and their meaning just makes me question some things and think that they changed everything at the last moment.

It's still a great episode, the cutie marks still work, the ending was sweet as fuck with everyone being happy and while I have complaints they don't stop me from enjoying it but even if they are small and irrelevant now they still are in my head and I think about them when I rewatch the episode.

get off your high horse

File: 1444513945119.gif (461KB, 332x396px) Image search: [Google]

461KB, 332x396px

It feels good to enjoy episodes, even the latest one that wasn't as good as it could have been.

>>25397039
Nothing wrong with having complaints as long as you don't let them overtake everything else. The episode wasn't perfect- but it was definitely good.

>>25397024
>...it made me feel horrible for Diamond Tiara.
At least we found out that she was... uh, human. That was, in fact, the only redemption of an antagonist that was handled halfway realistically. She's just a filly -- with a snobbish bitch for a mom, no less -- and kids are somewhat moldable.

Discord's redemption and Trixie's... whatever the fuck that was at the end of "Magic Duel" bothered me, though. Those came out of left field, whereas I always assumed there was good somewhere in DT.

>>25397051
Tree Hugger isn't even here right now.

>>25397060
I agree.
Hell I like almost all the episodes and find something good in all of them.
Except Simple Ways. Fuck Simple Ways so fucking much. I wanted to like it but to me it's just so fucking bad.

>>25397039
>...I want to congratulate them for making me like Diamond Tiara without really resorting to bullshit.
Funny. I wrote this >>25397062 before I read your post, but we touched on exactly the same thing.

Pony, backed into a corner and presented with your reaching hand, panics and bites you, injecting you with her pony venom.

It just makes you feel giddy and sorta warm and fuzzy while she slips away.

>>25397062
>I always assumed there was good somewhere in DT.
Yes.
Fuck the people who bitched that she did a complete 180.
She decided to not follow a path given to her by the Cruella Deville of horses and took a path that felt right.

>>25397071
"Simple Ways" didn't stick with me. You'd have to remind me of which one it even was. For me, the ghastly messes were "The Mysterious Mare Do-Well" and "Spike at Your Service." I do remember the titles of those, because they sucked so incredibly hard.

>>25397062
Discord and Sunset Shimmer's redemptions came out of nowhere. I mean, I like them both and one can kind of get what happened with Sunset in retrospect since Friendship Games went into more detail on the subject, but at the time it made no sense. Trouble was, they didn't establish a sympathetic side to the characters before reforming them. Plus they made a complete 180 from bad to good rather than a slower transition.

Trixie's redemption was passable, but shallow. They did establish beforehand that the amulet had been messing with her head, so it was understandable that she'd regret some of her actions. Unfortunately we didn't get to see anything beyond that.

Diamond Tiara and Gilda, on the other hand, had their motives explained and the main characters had to spend time figuring them out before it was possible to get through to them. It was a careful process, and they showed a lot of resistance before they finally turned around.

>>25397081
>Fuck the people who bitched that she did a complete 180.
How can people even say that. I constantly said she was irredeemable and actually thought a DT redemption would be kinda of bullshit but it makes sense.
She's a filly so she's easy to influence, her mother is like you said Cruella De Ville, she's the one that probably spent the most time with DT seeing how her father seems to be more normal and not so obsessed with status.

And when you have your only friend, the friend that did everything you said, that never really complained about your plans despite how horrible they are and so on abandon you, you know you fucked up, you know something is wrong and what you are doing to please your mother must be wrong since everyone else is happy.

>>25397071
I liked Simple Ways only when I looked at it like a married couple trying to show one another how dumb the other was about something.
And yes, it implies shipping between AJ and Rarity, but it worked.

It was a shitty sitcom.

>>25396925
IT'S LASER TIME BOYZZ

>>25397081
>Fuck the people who bitched that she did a complete 180.
Mercifully, I didn't encounter many of them. I would think them stupid. A person (pony-person?) can do a 180 when they're like, thirteen, but it gets a lot less believable when they're 30 or 3,000.

DT is just a kid. Plus, the writer gave her some real incentive by having her best (only?) friend turn on her and revealing that her mom was a complete bitch. If you're going to alter a character, put her under some real pressure. They did.

DT's mom is one of the roughest things we've seen in the series. Might as well tell us that Fluttershy's parents were abusive now. We've seen one like that already.

>>25397071
Funny, I feel exactly the same about Simple Ways. Apart from a couple jokes (Spike's reaction to Rarity crying over Trenderhoof, pointing to Derpy when mentioning unappreciated things) and Tabitha St. Germain's voice acting, it's an episode I just can't get into.

>>25397092
>She's a filly so she's easy to influence
Thus the"I'm a Diamond that means you never break" part of her song. That was probably her little mantra her mother taught her when she was doubting something.
In the end she only wanted her mom to love her, no matter the costs.

>>25397093
I'd agree with you but I just can't get over all its problems, mainly how much it shit's on Rarity and all her character development. And the problem is that it's the character development from two of the best goddamn episodes in the show, Green isn't your color and Best Night Ever. How all her friends were meh, who cares that she's acting insane, except AJ who somehow was the only one seeing that something is wrong and being the only one that wanted to do something. The episode didn't even had many jokes and they repeated the same goddamn scene multiple times which was just fucking annoying.
>AJ does farm thing
>Trenderhoof is impressed
>Rarity tries to do same farm thing
>fails miserably
>Trenderhoof doesn't even acknowledge her existence
The first time it was funny. The third time was just annoying.

>>25397120
>The third time was just annoying.
It was a shitty way of making you gradually hate Trenderhooves.
Which sucked, because everyone hated him when he opened his fucking mouth for the first time.

>>25397120
Episodes with repeated jokes can be really hit or miss. I felt a similar way about Brotherhooves Social, but that one had a hell of an ending to make up for it.

>>25397131
The thing is that by the end I liked Trenderhooves because he was one of the few original thing in the episode that wasn't a fuckup

>>25397102
>Might as well tell us that Fluttershy's parents were abusive now.
I'm still rooting on her father being the scary as fuck boss of Shining Armor.

>>25397134
He did take getting rejected with grace and stayed to dance.

>>25397091
I agree with you on all counts, except that I can't comment on Sunset Shimmer. I've only seen the first EqG and I didn't care for it. Not too interested.

Diamond Tiara and Gilda, however, as you said, "had their motives explained" and "it was a careful process."

That beats the hell out of something like "Putting Your Hoof Down," which, although it wasn't a redemption, showed Fluttershy doing a full 360 that was believable, given her character. Unfortunately, it just skipped over the surface and rushed through the ending without digging into her head at all -- or Rarity's and Pinkie's heads, either.

Too bad it was executed so poorly, because it was a fantastic concept.

>>25397131
Trenderhoof was a big part of why I couldn't bring myself to like the episode. He was just painfully shallow and pretentious, and he didn't get any sort of development to fix that. It almost seemed out of character for Rarity to like him in the first place.

On the opposite end of the spectrum, there are a few side characters who seemed uninteresting at first but greatly improved further into their episodes. Seabreeze and Sassy Saddles in particular come to mind.

>>25397162
Exactly.
I was happy to see Sassy in Rarity Investigates, I love her character.

>>25397167
It was so fucking great to see how Rarity Investigates takes place almost instantly after Canterlot Boutique.

I know it's not much but it felt so fucking cool. I hope they do more things like this.

>>25397167
I love that they gave her entire backstory in a single line. Completely explained her character, but it was so quick you could almost miss it if you weren't paying attention.

How big are ponies? How small? Would they suffocate if you used them as a pillow? Can their squishy sides stand up to the weight of a human head? Are they made of memory foam?

>>25397174
her line about not wanting to preside over another failed boutique was great. excellent pathos delivered in like 2 seconds

>>25397176
I prefer it when my pony girlfriend uses me as her pillow instead.

File: dribblejack.jpg (34KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 1280x720px

>>25397162
>He was just painfully shallow and pretentious...
Okay, now I know which episode "Simple Ways" was. But...
>It almost seemed out of character for Rarity to like him in the first place.
...she's kinda shallow and pretentious, too.

I liked that episode. It was one of the few that gave us a hint that the ponies are sexual creatures. I wouldn't put it at the top of my list, but I was amused. It was fairly... uh, mature.

>>25397183
Okay, I admit, the whole sexy Applejack thing was funny. And yes, I know Rarity has a history with this stuff- I just thought she'd learned after how things went with Blueblood, you know? Plus Trenderhoof came off as exactly the kind of designer Rarity wasn't, the kind who bases his life on trends created by other people and thinks he's better than everyone else because his tastes are more obscure. Not a very good fit.

File: Remove.png (2MB, 2000x2300px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2000x2300px

>>25397197

File: Remove dirt.jpg (220KB, 994x1264px) Image search: [Google]

220KB, 994x1264px

>>25397206

>>25397183
>It was one of the few that gave us a hint that the ponies are sexual creatures.
Like when Rarity tried to cross her legs when she first met Trenderhooves to suppress a wink?

>>25397197
That's not very cheery.

>>25397202
>I just thought she'd learned after how things went with Blueblood, you know?
Well, Trenderhoof wasn't even close to being the asshole that Blueblood was. He really didn't seem like a bad guy to me.

>Trenderhoof came off as exactly the kind of designer Rarity wasn't...
He wasn't a designer though, was he? I've only seen it once at the time of its initial airing, but if I recall correctly, he was a travel writer.

File: RemoveHeartsAndKebab.png (4MB, 2362x2653px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 2362x2653px

>>25397209

>>25397215
I think you're right. I must have remembered that detail incorrectly. And he wasn't a douche on purpose, but he came off as really full of himself.

>>25397220
>but he came off as really full of himself.
Well, he was a Hipster.

>>25397220
>he came off as really full of himself.
I didn't think so. I guy who's that full of himself doesn't just put on farm clothes and give up his life.

>...he was a Hipster.
That he was, but I don't have an automatic hatred of hipsters, or fedora-wearers, or neckbeards, or hippies, or people with autistic spectrum disorder, or any of the other groups that are anathema on 4chan.

>>25397235
You don't have to have a hatred of them to recognize a hipster.

File: 1433153255773.gif (848KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

848KB, 200x200px

Super qt

File: 81-770x433.jpg (46KB, 770x433px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 770x433px

I need someone to draw a humanized Rarity in Moonbeam City.
The writing is bad, but everything outside of that is great

File: C__Data_Users_DefApps_AppData_INTERNETEXPLORER_Temp_Saved Images_1446216167824.png (52KB, 271x194px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 271x194px

>>25397263
>I need someone to draw a humanized Rarity
Please refer to all the removal pictures recently posted.

>>25397275
I'm going to turn you into a filly.
You and Colt Train

File: C__Data_Users_DefApps_AppData_INTERNETEXPLORER_Temp_Saved Images_1445258226415.png (327KB, 544x575px) Image search: [Google]

327KB, 544x575px

>>25397288
Anon that would be a dream come true for me.

>>25396971
didnt blow me away but Hearthbreakers is my favorite I think

that was a real pleasant watch

>>25397297
I'm going to turn myself into a filly and leave you as a human then, and there will be nothing you can do!

Spike was pretty sexy in the last episode.

File: 1332826628228.jpg (97KB, 469x508px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 469x508px

Will the mayor ever get the love she deserves?

>>25397314
I'd say she already does

http://bloominjaybee.tumblr.com/post/132924080429

Good job jailbait.

File: C__Data_Users_DefApps_AppData_INTERNETEXPLORER_Temp_Saved Images_1446484995067.png (143KB, 942x1182px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 942x1182px

>>25397309
You are now Twist.

>>25397308
>Hearthbreakers is my favorite I think
Everybody has a different one. Over the whole series, "Suited for Success" is still my favorite. No matter how good any subsequent episode might be, that was the one that made me go, "Shit! This thing is just meta as fuck!"

File: YP-1T-05x22.mkv_snapshot_09.52_[2015.11.10_13.51.25].jpg (409KB, 748x1080px) Image search: [Google]

409KB, 748x1080px

Just watched the episode
dammit that was cute

Am I the only one who likes Spike?

>>25397326
http://desustorage.org/mlp/search/text/%22who%20likes%20spike%22/

Pony will definitely message you and all of her friends today, surely she'll break the month long cycle of telling herself she will and then not doing it.

File: 1395041676502.png (520KB, 824x1100px) Image search: [Google]

520KB, 824x1100px

>>25397319
I disagree.

File: rdvector_195025.png (326KB, 4000x2250px) Image search: [Google]

326KB, 4000x2250px

>>25397328
>inb4 it's all him

>>25397323
I meant for season 5
MMC is my favorite overall
Lesson Zero is probably the funniest

>>25397326
>Am I the only one who likes Spike?
No. I like Spike. The writers often abuse him and write his parts out-of-character, but what of it? They've done that to every character in the series at one point or another...

...except maybe Applejack. There's not a whole lot to her character, so there's not much to fuck up.

File: Remove changeling.png (1023KB, 800x831px) Image search: [Google]

1023KB, 800x831px

>>25397219

File: 1392351196644.gif (558KB, 356x405px) Image search: [Google]

558KB, 356x405px

>Spike will never have his own episode where he's the straight man and saves the day because he's just cool like that

>>25397355
I love Spike, but Spike isn't cool like that.
He's not cool at all.

File: 813488.png (90KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 1024x1024px

>Today is National Vanilla Cupcake Day

>>25396816
Meghan McCarthy and Jayson Thiessen are the worst show runner ever and they should be fired.

File: 1303494815044.jpg (40KB, 550x550px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 550x550px

>>25397361
He's been cool since birth.

File: 1446879424067.png (184KB, 1228x1180px) Image search: [Google]

184KB, 1228x1180px

>>25397350
never

File: raid.png (60KB, 800x711px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 800x711px

>>25397377

File: 17269__safe_queen+chrysalis_wat_fanfic_artist-colon-tggeko_bug+spray.png (204KB, 800x596px) Image search: [Google]

204KB, 800x596px

>>25397382
it's not very effective

>>25397388
spray lower...

Something something giving spike handjobs something something cool little guy

>>25397393
>Anon sprays it into Bugbutt's ponut
>She begins hallucinating
>Anon starts fucking her
>She dies, still tripping, before he can shoot his load.

>>25396866
Discord will be back to evil and will betray the Mane 7 and be dead in stone in Season 6, and there's breaking news from yesterday >>25387581

>>25396924
Discord will be dead next season and Fluttershy will be dating with Big Macintosh with the help with Angel Bunny.

>>25396927
Meghan McCarthy is going to hell and get a job somewhere else like South Park, Archer, or WWE.

>>25397420
The entire show will be revealed as a dream Twilight had after while in coma, after attempting to suicide BEFORE episode zero.

>>25396959
Discord is still looks like a jabbawocky goat and he still evil.

>>25397423
Like the Wizard of Oz?

>>25397138

I want R. Lee Ermey to voice him, even though the chances of that are next to zero.

>>25397423
THIS is a coma induced dream, anon.Please wake up!

File: r4BKvN8.jpg.gif (1MB, 450x253px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 450x253px

>>25397431

>>25397429
Are you saying Dorothy tried to kill herself because she wasn't allowed to go see Gershwin play?

File: key ring pone.png (70KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 600x600px

>don't forget your keys, anon!

File: 1369745435742.jpg (23KB, 500x480px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 500x480px

>>25397431
>This is a dream
>Can't turn myself into a diamond dog and get fucked by a bunch of stallions
This is a nightmare

>>25397437
I like a Gershwin tune, how about you?
I love a fireside when a storm is due
I like when bad guys die, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, how about you?

>>25397455
Fuck you, he was talking to me. You don't exist, you're just a figment of my comatose mind.

File: noseriouslyAJ.jpg (8KB, 152x160px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 152x160px

>>25397458
>I like a Gershwin tune, how about you?
Have been whistling "Rhapsody in blue" for the last 5 minutes, what do you think?

>>25397460
Please imagine me being turned into a mare and Rarity 'training' me on how to be a proper 'lady'.

>>25397466
I think it's a masterpiece.

File: oh__you__by_filpapersoul-d63dh8q.png (556KB, 3302x3424px) Image search: [Google]

556KB, 3302x3424px

>>25397472
I know that feeling.

>>25397471
Uhm, I managed to concoct "slightly overweight anon sitting in front of a pc", is it ok?

>>25397475
You made me pull it up on YouTube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFHdRkeEnpM
I'm listening to it now -- all 17 minutes and 37 delicious seconds of it.

File: PrtScr capture_9.png (764KB, 1129x633px) Image search: [Google]

764KB, 1129x633px

Man, what a fucking horrible episode this was.

If only the ending hadn't been "LOL WE GOT OUR CUTIE MARKS" it would have been a top-tier episode. The CMC deserved a better episode to get their marks, not just steal Diamond Tiara's thunder.

>>25397483
Me too
>Not Bernestein
tch tch tch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH2PH0auTUU

>>25397484
Not to mention the CM designs are fucking awful, uninspired and aren't aesthetically pleasant.

>>25397490
I honestly believe they changed this at the last moment.
The designs make no sense for their supposed talent, their talent is out of fucking nowhere and makes no sense and they completely disregard what they hinted about the CMC till now.
What's the purpose of Show Stoppers now? Like the entire thing was to show us what their talent is but they don't realize it and now it's not even that.

Maybe they thought that they'd have a harder time writing CMC episodes since they no longer would give a shit about their cutie mark so instead they changed everything so they can keep the same cutie mark formula even after they get their cutie mark. I can't explain it any other way.

It still was still so sweet to see everyone happy for them. And the song was so fucking good.

File: C__Data_Users_DefApps_AppData_INTERNETEXPLORER_Temp_Saved Images_1446553223574.png (424KB, 409x580px) Image search: [Google]

424KB, 409x580px

>>25397484
The only thing i dislike about the episode was the qt mark design. I will agree they are absolutely dreadful.

File: 1398178193312.png (106KB, 900x733px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 900x733px

So, from the hiatus until now.

Ep 14: boring, average episode at best.
Ep 15: Rehash of MMMystery from S2 but still somewhat enjoyable
Ep 16: boring again
Ep 17: Pretty good, actually. Heartwarming, too.
Ep 18: As said before, was great until the end had to fuck it all up.
Ep 19: Pretty good, too.
Ep 20: Terrible episode. In S1 Pinkie was all over Twilight telling her how telling other people's secrets was wrong and now in S5 she's freaking out about it? Fuck off.

>>25397488
God, that passage around the twelve minute mark. Cryin' here, bud. I never cry sad, but I do when something is perfect.

I'm sitting here with a friend who says, "Tell 'em you're here with a friend who used to play that piece."

>>25397517
>I'm sitting here with a friend
Ask your friend which pony he wants to fuck the most

If he replies with Fluttershy disown him

>>25397515
>Ep 20: Terrible episode. In S1 Pinkie was all over Twilight telling her how telling other people's secrets was wrong and now in S5 she's freaking out about it? Fuck off.

That's

the whole point, anon

This episode showed us how important for Pinkie is to keep secrets, but also how HARD it is for someone with such an exhuberant and outgoing personality to do that

>>25397509
Cutie marks were retconned from being somepony's special talent to "their purpose in life" and how ponies can misinterpret their cutie mark even though it was fucking stated cutie marks only appear when ponies realize what their special talent is and they don't just randomly appear.

>Rainbow Dash' special talent is being a weather pony
This is the kind of shit that bugs me. She didn't get her fucking mark by clearing clouds.

>>25397515
Rarity Investigates was so much better than MMMystery

>>25397527
Cutie mark interpretation has been bullshit since day one, anon

Cheerilee's cm is fucking flowers but she's a teacher, Rarity has gems but she's a seamstress

It's just whatever

File: images.duckduckgo.com.gif (3MB, 598x336px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 598x336px

>>25397517
Well, tell your friend he has good taste, then.

>>25397527
>>>Rainbow Dash' special talent is being a weather pony
No it's not. That was her destiny in Ponyville at that moment in time. Rarity's talent is also not making dresses but AJ was making shitty dresses.

>>25397541
>That was her job in Ponyville at that moment in time*

File: Filly_Applejack_in_Manehattan_1_S01E23.png (402KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

402KB, 1280x720px

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU1X3Wut-k0

>>25397546
And her destiny. Her destiny at that moment in time was to have the weather job in Ponyville. I'm not saying that the end goal of her life is that.

Think of destiny as a long line and the segment that represents that day when all that bullshit was happening said "she's got weather control stuff to do because that's her job"

>>25397554
I see it like that's how they're applying their cutie marks in that specific moment

>>25397522
>Ask your friend which pony he wants to fuck the most
She's a she, and she said, "Rainbow Dash."

Fluttershy would be my answer.

>>25397554
Talent =/= destiny

Rainbow's talent is being fast, her destiny is being a wonderbolt
Rarity's talent is gem finding, her destiny is making dresses
Pinkie's talent is making parties, her destiny is making people happy.

Why would anybody fucking think Rainbow's talent and destiny is clearing clouds? Why would even Rarity misinterpret this even though she should have known how Rainbow got her mark?

>>25397558
Wait anon. Wait.
Is she cute?

Are you telling me you're near a cute girl and...wasting your time posting ponies?

>>25397558
One of the only incorrect answers and you managed to pick it.

Impressive.

File: C__Data_Users_DefApps_AppData_INTERNETEXPLORER_Temp_Saved Images_1446627668181.gif (884KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

884KB, 1920x1080px

>>25397515
>Canterlot Boutique
I liked thing.
>detective episode
I was ok with thing.
>manehattan 2.0
I loved seing coco pommel again. But the episode itself was mediocre as hell.
>brotherhooves
I did not like thing. It had its moment but i did not like how they used bigmac at all (outside the ending)
>qtmark episode
Near perfect. I loved thing.
>ponk episode
I liked thing
>hearthwarmers
I loved thing. Maud Pie / 10
>scare master
I was ok with thing. No thanks to fluttershy, though. Feels like the episode spent to much time not letting fun things happen.
Fillies needed more screen time
>discord
Mares who thought they were having fun informed they were wrong.
I can't really pass any real judgement on it this soon.

>>25397561
>Are you telling me you're near a cute girl and...wasting your time posting ponies?
We're just friends. Well, we're good friends, so it's not "just," but, you know. She said "Rainbow Dash."

>>25397559
>Why would even Rarity misinterpret this even though she should have known how Rainbow got her mark?
Nigga again, don't think about destiny as representing only the fucking goal in life. Her destiny doesn't fucking end the moment she becomes a wonderbolt.
Again, it has nothing to do with talents. Their destinies were swapped. They replaced each other's lives.
Dash is in charge of weather in Ponyville. That's why Rarity was doing weather shit. Because Rainbow would usually do that but since their destinies were swapped you got what happened in that epsidoe.

Fuck sake Applejack's talent isn't doing farm work. But Pinkie was doing farm work because that is what AJ would do normally.
Tehnically Rarity would have gofast spells because of her cutie mark but she would have no reasons to use them because there was no need for her to go fast.

>>25397554
>Twilight's destiny was being a librarian

>>25397515
My opinions actually align with this Anon's >>25397565 pretty much perfectly.
CotLM and Amending Fences are tied for first for this season so far for me.

File: mlfw10507_medium.jpg (37KB, 640x536px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 640x536px

>>25397572
>"friend"
There's no worse cockblocking word than that.
Oh, whatever, at least you're good. Have some more Gershwin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l00g0dgXprI

>>25397579
For me Rarity Investigates is my favorite episode of the season so far with Amending Fences on second place.

>>25397574
And she's not even a good librarian...

>CMC getting their cutie marks
>Shining and Cadance having a baby
>Rarity getting her boutique in Canterlot

If this doesn't scream that S5 was meant to the be the last one, then I don't know what does. The show has jumped the shark a while ago and it's about to become Spongebob/FOP status.

>>25397584
Raritember was pretty nice all in all. Worst episode there was just average. Canterlot Boutique was my favorite of that trio though.

>>25397590
Dash isn't a Wonderbolt just yet, and there's a whole lot outside of Equestria to explore.

>>25397582
>There's no worse cockblocking word than that.
It's okay to me. I'm the 56-year-old guy who's been here all night. She's 56 too. One mellows.
>Oh, whatever, at least you're good. Have some more Gershwin.
I'll have to check your link later. I've already moved on to "An American in Paris" now. My speakers are busy.

>>25397590
>FOP status.

Not until they start to throw in gimmick characters to join the main cast to "keep it fresh"

>>25397590
Rarity's boutique in canterlot is more of a side business for her though. Her main thing is still the one in Ponyville. It's a nice expansion and all but it's completely irrelevant.
Though she must be rich as fuck now, probably only second to DT's family.

>>25397597
Dude since S1 Rarity's wet dream was to have a boutique over there but of course since muh friends in ponyville she just left someone in charge there.

So how do you feel about the possible prospect of Starlight being Twilight's pupil after the season finale if that book synopsis is real?

I've always liked the idea of her having a pupil to guide and at times deal with. Could make for some interesting episodes.

File: 7967647002_a92733967e_o.gif (2MB, 720x405px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 720x405px

>>25397594
>One mellows.
Oh, sure, as long as you're happy there's no problem. Cheers.

>>25397590
>status quo changing means jumping the shark

God am I glad you have no say on the show's direction

>>25397603
Not really.
Her career was more important to her. She wants to be recognized, be a famous designer and be part of high society.

She says in the first episode that she always dreamed to live there but eh, things change. And the boutique in canterlot is just a shop, she can't live there.

>>25397603
I thought her wet dream from those character videos before pony started was designing a dress for Celestia.

File: RareRare.png (221KB, 466x606px) Image search: [Google]

221KB, 466x606px

>>25397597
>Though she must be rich as fuck now...
I dunno. Since she's a designer of haute couture, one-offs by definition, it depends on whether her clients are rich as fuck. So far, it seems the only rich-as-fuck pony who wants her stuff is Celestia, and she wants it for free.

And Rarity will just give it to her, too, 'cause that's the kind of pony she is.

>>25397613
>I don't know what jumping the shark means

Having a new gimmick each season (S4 rainbow items, S5 cutie mark map) to keep viewer interest IS jumping the shark, dumbfuck

File: big plate of wings.png (256KB, 1280x384px) Image search: [Google]

256KB, 1280x384px

>>25397604
I hope that she's still an entertaining troublemaker after her "reform".

That seems to be a sweet spot for the show.

>>25397628
So more or less trouble than Discord was/is?

>>25397622
That would be true if those elements made the quality of the show decline, but seeing as how S5 has been on par with S1 and 2, I'm just gonna disagree with you here

>>25397621
Hoity Toity bought a shitload of dresses from her
Sapphire Shores get her to design every costume for her concerts now
Sweet and Elite had literally the richest ponies in Canterlot all want to buy from her
Fancy Pants also recommends her
Look at all the fucking dresses she sold in Canterlot Boutique
In Manehatten she won the Fashion Week.

Not only does she have a shitload of rich costumers, other famous designers also buying things from her, but the amount of dresses she constantly sells is pretty damn high seeing how much publicity she has.

Her only problem is probably not being able to make so many orders but even if she cut corners she still has some pretty famous and rich ponies as regular costumers and have a lot of connections in the high society to have even more rich people sent to her.

>>25397632
Well, I'm hoping "different" trouble.

Who knows? Something like a pony version of The Prisoner, with a nominally reformed Glimmer as No. 2?

>>25397612
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l00g0dgXprI
Now I'm listening to "Porgy and Bess."

>>25397648
>The Prisoner
I've never seen that, but going by the descriptions of it I read it seems like that would be fun. Starlight trying to help and going in that direction seems like it would keep Twilight on her toes, and the edge of her wits at times.

>>25397648
I still really want there to be some twist to it

Like she's just pretending to have been reformed or something like that

>>25397663
Discord got his mulligan in Twilight's Kingdom, so there's a chance I think.

File: 979868.png (1MB, 5546x7758px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 5546x7758px

>>25397660
The 60s series was AMAZING.
ok, the last episode was definitely confusing, but the rest of the series was 10/10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlFiHhN8aew

Never seen the remake.

>>25397644
>Her only problem is probably not being able to make so many orders...
That's what I was thinking. That, and she seems like the type who doesn't charge enough. She's a middle-class mare with a fake Mid-Atlantic accent and the romantic dreams of a horny fifteen-year-old. I've never seen much evidence that she's a hardened businessmare outside of the comic books.

>>25397667
No, but I'm talking about this all being part of her plan

There's gonna be time fuckery going on here. If she plays her cards right, she might end up producing a reality where she's ALWAYS been part of the main 6, and then she would be on the perfect spot to do...whatever her endgame is

>>25397590
They really need to do something with Dash and the Wonderbolt. She is like their back up flyer that isn't their main flyer.

>>25397672
>17 episodes
I'll give it a shot. Sounds like a fun premise.

>>25397679
I think it'll just end up being her messing with the first rainboom or something similar to mess with the main 6 coming together.

>>25397676
She has been shown multiple times to be capable of being serious and professional when she needs to be.

She can be incredibly childish and cute when alone or with her friends but whenever in public she acts as she should. Sweet and Elite has shown that she is business savy enough to know that she needs to know the right people, make the right connections and so on. The fact that she also runs her own business and kept it afloat till Twilight came to town , a business that really is a niche in Ponyville and in the pony world itself shows that she has to know some things.

The most I can agree with you is that she might not charge enough but even then she knows she has to have some premium prices otherwise everyone will think she's just something cheap for poor ponies, not the elite.

Also how the fuck is her accent fake? She has been using it since she was younger than Sweetie Belle. Everything points out that that's how she spoke her entire life. How? I don't know but somehow despite her parents she has.

Canterlot Boutique: Decent episode, not fantastic but still enjoyable. Sassy was fun.

Rarity Investigates: Not my cup of tea, felt a bit forced. Rarity did boost it up a bit.

Made in Manehattan: Coco was cute, rarijack was cute, all the ponies were cute. Conflict was a tiny bit contrived but not bad. Still a bit lackluster.

Brotherhooves: I laughed too much to not rate this highly. It took something I'd normally cringe at and made it more than bearable. Big Mac and Apple Bloom were cute together and the ending was amazing.

Crusaders of the Lost Mark: Best filly got the spotlight she deserves and a redemption I never expected. Liked 99% of it, songs were really too notch.

The One With The Title Stolen From Friends: Predictable, not super exciting, but there were still good gags. Might have been better if Plenk hadn't told us the secret in the cold open. Still enjoyable.

Hearthbreakers: Really great to finally meet the Pies. Lots of great character interactions. Conflict was a surprisingly mature one and was handled well. Pies/10

Scare Master: Another mature moral and a fun episode. Cute scared ponies.

What About Discord: Really odd episode, wasn't sure if I liked it much. Discord is still great but the build-up was overkill. Definitely liked the ponies defending Discord, along with calling out Twilight for thinking they couldn't defend themselves.

I enjoyed most of season 5. Not many low points.

>>25397696
>The One With The Title Stolen From Friends: Predictable, not super exciting, but there were still good gags. Might have been better if Plenk hadn't told us the secret in the cold open. Still enjoyable.

Agreed

Like, of course we would all have figured out what the secret was the second Cadence was mentioned, but still

>>25397696
>DT
>best filly

>>25397696
DT isn't best for me, but I liked her a lot more after that episode. Hopefully we'll see more of her in S6.

Pony just masturbated to an image of a male frog pokemon riding a cold I and feels really weird now.

>>25397714
Fuck it I'm turning off autocorrect.

>>25397693
>...she knows she has to have some premium prices otherwise everyone will think she's just something cheap for poor ponies, not the elite.
Does she? I'm not sure. She doesn't seem to know that appearing eager to sell is uncool.

>Also how the fuck is her accent fake?
Nobody else in her family has it. She's not from Equestria's analog of Boston (whatever that is). Since they don't have TV, I can only imagine that she picked it up at the theater. Or...

Lauren never knew, and neither do the current writers, and they don't care.

>>25397729
>whatever that is

Hosston

>>25397729
It's her primary accent though.
Again she was younger than Sweetie Belle and spoke with that accent perfectly. That's not something you really have time to learn on your own as a small filly.
Who knows from where she picked it up but I doubt it's fake.

File: hoss.png (193KB, 390x293px) Image search: [Google]

193KB, 390x293px

>>25397735

>>25396788
Is there a collection of all the lessons MLP taught? I'd like to read them for some reason.

>>25397767
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Friendship_lessons

>>25397767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CclzM_Be0Qg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87PoHcW0hTo

>>25397729
>>25397751
Her accent is a learned, theater accent. No one actually talks like the way she does in any city. Tabitha herself has explained this a few times at panels.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Theater_Standard

Wherever she learned it, she learned it early and it's engrained in her head. She never "slips" into something else. That's just how she talks. Her accent isn't from anywhere though. It's possible she learned it from a role model early on when doing theater.

>>25397782
I -did- link the wrong accent though. My mistake: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mid-Atlantic_accent

>>25397782
>No one actually talks like the way she does in any city.
I started to say that the Bostonian upper-crust did, but you corrected your link and beat me to it. As that article put it, the "Northeastern American upper class."

Maybe she liked David Ogden Stiers on M*A*S*H.

Maybe she wanted to lick his bald head.

>Washington State University researchers for the first time have discovered how electrical stimulation works for the treatment of bacterial infections, paving the way for a viable alternative to medicinal antibiotics.

>The researchers passed an electric current over a film of bacteria and in 24 hours killed almost all of a multi-drug resistant bacterium that is often present in difficult-to-treat infections. The remaining bacterial population was 1/10,000th of its original size.

Purple is excited!

>>25397835
>Purple is excited!
And the pharmaceutical industry is appalled.

>>25397839
I know right
I wonder how they'll shut it down!

>>25397844
creating false reports, and misinforming people about it due to it being related to electrical stimulation probably, and pulling their weight in the business to lock it out of hospitals

>>25397861
I wonder if we will ever be able to get rid of human greed

>>25397844
>I wonder how they'll shut it down!
Probably park it next to the Kanzius RF device in some basement and bribe the FDA to forbid human testing.

File: 952753__safe_equestria+girls_faic_human+twilight_insanity_science_dr-dot-+insano.png (1MB, 1600x1048px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1600x1048px

>>25397835
>>25397835
>The researchers optimized the reaction and developed an "e-scaffold," a sort of electronic Band-Aid made out of conductive carbon fabric. By running electrical current through the fabric, they produced a low and constant concentration of hydrogen peroxide to kill the bugs. The bacteria are unable to develop resistance to such an electrochemical treatment.

Yeah science, bitch.

>hmm, bacteria is starting to be immune to our medicine and we can't keep up with it, what should we do?
>ELECTROCUTE THE SHIT OUT IF IT
>Sure why not
Science is mad

>>25397866
>I wonder if we will ever be able to get rid of human greed
1) Compile a list of the 1,645 billionaires on the planet.
2) Start building the guillotines.

File: Hastur the unspeakable.jpg (110KB, 1602x898px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 1602x898px

>>25397874
>Kanzius RF device
I've never heard of that before
>google it

>He invented a method that, he said, could treat virtually all forms of cancer,[1] with no side effects, and without the need for surgery or medication. He also demonstrated a device that generated flammable hydrogen-containing gas from salt-water-solution by the use of radiowaves.

I don't know how to react when reading these things. A part of me wants to believe that things like this are just huge mistakes

>>25397892
not gonna work

>>25397892
Edgy 15yo please

>>25397892
Nigga some of those people worked to get there and gave a lot back, helping a lot of people.
That shit just ain't gonna work.

You can't eliminate greed. It's our instinct.

>>25397897
>I don't know how to react when reading these things. A part of me wants to believe that things like this are just huge mistakes
That one is real. What was stupid was that when the press took off with it, they emphasized its ability to split water into hydrogen and oxygen, not its intended purpose. Nobody bothered to point out that it consumes more energy than burning the hydrogen would produce, but they sure did manage to detract from its real value.

The inventor died and it was quickly forgotten.

>>25397906
>You can't eliminate greed. It's our instinct.
we just haven't found the right gene.

File: homeless horsie.jpg (156KB, 784x573px) Image search: [Google]

156KB, 784x573px

SO HOW ABOUT THEM PONIES

>>25397906
>It's our instinct.
Spoken like one of the greedy.

Maybe you'll be fortunate enough to achieve fourth-wave guillotine fodder.

>>25397923
Sometimes I just wish conspiracy theories were just theories but then I look at how much money the pharmaceutical industries are making and how they're profiting from lung cancer and then I just
I just get really sad and don't want to think

please mlpg stop
post ponies

File: 374691__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_upvotes+galore_vector_absurd+res_science_lab+coat_artist-colon-zutheskunk_mad+scientist.png (727KB, 3089x5000px) Image search: [Google]

727KB, 3089x5000px

>>25397937
Fuck the po-nies! We science now.

>>25397942
>conspiracy theories
Anyone who thinks conspiracies don't exist has never been married to a cheating wife. If conspiracy is "tinfoil-hat" stuff, Congress should abolish the RICO laws. Might as well have laws against pink flying elephants, right?

File: crystal02.png (582KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

582KB, 1000x1000px

>>25397949
Pony should do science.

no stop
stop
I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT THIS
STOP
WHY DO YOU HATE ME

>>25397949
Okay Twilight, I'm taking away your chemistry set till you calm down.

File: 1307358470544.png (156KB, 423x452px) Image search: [Google]

156KB, 423x452px

>>25397949
Fuck the po-nies coming straight from the underground

File: Rainbow_and_Lightning_flying_fast_3_S3E07.png (195KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

195KB, 1280x720px

>Don't be silly, anon
>They're just trails
WELL HOW DO THEY RELEASE THEM, THEN!? RETTILESTIA IS CONTROLLING OUR MIND WITH METALS!!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

apparently they're testing out the kanzius RF device. They've developed it and they're going to human test it soon.
The article is from 2015, so that's nice.

Saying "pony" doesn't make your post on-topic.

File: crazytwi.png (334KB, 3000x3000px) Image search: [Google]

334KB, 3000x3000px

>>25397924
>we just haven't found the right gene.
Twilight Sez:

No, but Robert D. Hare developed a test for psychopathy back in the 'seventies, and strong links have since been found between massive wealth and psychopathic traits.

Maybe the eugenics movement was right all along. They just sterilized the wrong people. At least that's something for the rich to think about while they're bribing elected officials to give them tax breaks for exporting American jobs to third-world countries.

Pony has special eyes.

I think we should change our line of discussion to something more sensible, like hyper-futa cockvore.

>>25397998
>The article is from 2015, so that's nice.
Cool! And it only took them ten years to approve human trials!

Maybe that's how long it takes to find a panel of credentialed researchers who will reliably debunk it.

File: wakeupsheeple.png (33KB, 381x324px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 381x324px

...ok, are you done, now?
Can we go back to pone, yes?

File: 215081__safe_derpy+hooves_image+macro_g1_muffin_goggles_carrot_science_donut_hammer.jpg (115KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 640x360px

>>25397961
There are worse ponies to give a chemistry set to.

File: i want to be ready.png (541KB, 1024x793px) Image search: [Google]

541KB, 1024x793px

>>25398030
I'd certainly like to but I mean if the two or three anons obsessed with Big Pharma want to continue making passive aggressive shitposts for the next half hour they're more than welcome to.

File: 6edde7fcdc0d7892f8d02e87827d3f61.gif (580KB, 375x313px) Image search: [Google]

580KB, 375x313px

unf

File: nurse pony2.png (130KB, 399x359px) Image search: [Google]

130KB, 399x359px

>>25397835
Would the patient survive it though?

SO TAKE YOUR CUP

AND RAISE IT HIGH

File: 1020287.jpg (282KB, 1500x1500px) Image search: [Google]

282KB, 1500x1500px

uh

>>25398078
Sounds neat, hopefully they can make something out of it.

File: 113997_-_artist-lockiesajt_nurse_redheart_vector.png (162KB, 900x1144px) Image search: [Google]

162KB, 900x1144px

Nurse Redheart offers to bribe you with cuddles, if you keep your mouth shut about the fact that she hid the formula of the Poison Joke vaccine to scientific community. OR ELSE.

No, seriously. Stop it.

>>25397071
>Fuck Simple Ways
I bet you think Slice of Life is god's gift to earth you mindless meme piece of panda eater.

>>25398091
I want 60 minutes of cuddles every week for the next 5 years

>>25398112
>Panda eater

What the fuck

File: ToothGrindTwilight.png (186KB, 614x354px) Image search: [Google]

186KB, 614x354px

>>25398044
I'm one of them (and not just Big Pharma, but the stranglehold that Big Bizzness now has on government through virtually unlimited campaign donations). However, I'll be the first to admit, we have /pol/ for that.

Only problem is, /pol/ makes /mlp/ look like a bastion of maturity, sobriety, and sanity.

File: Nurse_Redheart_thanks_Twilight_for_coming_S1E04.png (206KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

206KB, 1280x720px

>>25398114
You, sniveling...!! Hmpf, fine. But not another word on Big Pharmare.

>>25398118
Then go to /pol/...

File: 597446__safe_solo_pinkie+pie_animated_upvotes+galore_water_bowl_artist-colon-peanutbutter_priest_holy+water.gif (117KB, 657x556px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 657x556px

It's time to confess your pony sins, Anonymous.
The topic of today is Did you switch your favorite pony or even waifu over the seasons?

>>25398118
>>25398136
Ah no, my bad, misread the post.
Still, stop it. This is not the place.

File: large.jpg (149KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

149KB, 1280x720px

>>25398125
Aw yeah

File: 110512 - artist john_joseco nurse_redheart plot sexy.jpg (174KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 700x700px

>>25398151
Just don't bite...

File: 1392171361787.png (206KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

206KB, 1280x720px

>>25398142
>switching waifus
>ever

>>25398142
I don't have a waifu because I'm a pony-switching slut.

>>25398142
Nope. Derpy is my waifu, and Lyra and Bonbon must never be separated.

This pony was voted most likely to be a gay whore online who erps with everyone

File: 1444501590057.gif (841KB, 497x609px) Image search: [Google]

841KB, 497x609px

>>25398142
>switching waifus
Mewball pls
Rei pls

>>25398192
Who is your pony self?

File: 1447123842239.png (910KB, 686x770px) Image search: [Google]

910KB, 686x770px

I'm going to keep this pony as a pet.

File: 911106 - Friendship_is_magic My_Little_Pony Nurse_Redheart anonymous cold-blooded-twilight_1348788626.jpg (276KB, 1280x1280px) Image search: [Google]

276KB, 1280x1280px

>>25398192
Easy: it's Snowflake

File: 130042794490.jpg (23KB, 333x319px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 333x319px

>>25398168
You will go to pony hell.

>>25396788
Jesus what a cunt

File: pet daash.jpg (184KB, 1311x958px) Image search: [Google]

184KB, 1311x958px

>>25398199
Smitty pls

File: apple facial.png (73KB, 900x694px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 900x694px

Any of you horsefuckers going to be attending Black Hat Amsterdam Thur-Fri?

>>25398222
Why?

Wanna fuck?

File: 205664.png (1MB, 1887x2108px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1887x2108px

>>25398215
Smitty is dead, Anon.

File: a silly pony.png (181KB, 261x286px) Image search: [Google]

181KB, 261x286px

>>25396792
>And to think, right now Celestia is being silly and not even the guards realize it

>>25398229
Are you a pony?

>>25398215
what a cute kitty

>>25397355


I'm afraid not, Spike is the comic element of the series and mentally still a child, I know that there are plans for the future but Hasbro should not have thought any evolution of the character for the rest of the series.

File: 1434126055250.png (166KB, 778x891px) Image search: [Google]

166KB, 778x891px

>>25398246
Kitty doesn't like it when you say that about her

>>25398142

>Twalot was favorite pone starting out
>Then it went to Applejack
>Then Trixie
>Then I found my love Spitfire

It's been a hell of a ride.

File: Dash cat tuft.png (3MB, 4800x2400px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4800x2400px

>>25398269
cute
little
kitty cat

File: 1428175009912.png (631KB, 994x917px) Image search: [Google]

631KB, 994x917px

>>25398271
>Anon, you are such a slut

>>25398240
I can be anything you want~

>>25397355
Not his own episode, but that was pretty much his role in Lesson Zero.

File: 142238__safe_oc_oc-colon-nyx_artist-colon-nyxsparkle.png (63KB, 702x630px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 702x630px

We're the toughest little ponies in town!

>>25398276

I never considered any my waifu until the last.

Stop projecting whorse.

File: 587008__safe_rainbow+dash_fluttershy_monochrome_cute_frown_prone_confused_artist-colon-dotkwa_behaving+like+a+cat.png (54KB, 425x663px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 425x663px

>>25398274
She'd be mad but she's too enamored by this object attached to a string