Episode 522: What About Discord?
Written by Neal Dusedau
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
It's understandable that Twilight Sparkle might not fully trust Discord, particularly where her friends are concerned, and especially after Tirek's rampage. Still, after all this time, she might start to consider how he enjoys both needling her and "teaching" her - she might have cottoned to that idea before assuming he simply ensorcelled them. It's just part of her personality, one supposes.Where did she get the concept that she shouldn't be able to get jealous just because she's the princess of friendship, anyway? Celestia probably wouldn't have told her that.
>>25380068
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 521: Scare Master
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39nr37
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 14: Episode 523 –The Hooffields and McColts
Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
second for memes
Been doodling ponies again trying to get better. Still have trouble with facial expression, body, and legs.
>>25385627
That's one supercute birdpone.
>>25385627
that's pretty decent
>expressions
yeah that one on the right is off
Who had the best costume on Nightmare Night?
>>25385646
This guy had
>>25385627
Lovin' it
>>25385646
Whoever was dressed as Sailor Moon.That outfit will never not get me hard
>>25385646
Apple Lion and Space Dash.
>>25385657
Is this what it looks like when Fluteershy shy flutters?
>>25385689
I loved all of their costumes except Rarity. She really dropped the ball this time.
>>25385699
She is
>>25385582
>Celestia probably wouldn't have told her that
It's made up. Just like everything else pertaining to her title
>>25385728
Is Fluttershy planning on shoving that ant down her urethra?
why does Shiny love ants?
>>25385746
Because he's a cute little dork.
>>25385746
they're small, they're cute and they've the tiniest little legs and are all friends and work hard and they're just so cute
>>25385582
>Where did she get the concept that she shouldn't be able to get jealous just because she's the princess of friendship, anyway?
From her fantasy I assume, just like the idea that Celestia would banish Fluttershy for abducting Philomena
>>25385738
Of course, not. Maybe, you should be less perverted?
>>25385746
Because they feel good in his urethra.
>>25385777
why won't you die
Dashciderdenial
>>25385785
>>25385784
Because I hid my phylactery really well.
>>25385806
But, maybe, you should?
>>25385816
Fluttershy is so cute
bur
>>25385627
Legs are a bit thick but otherwise that's great!
>>25385816
wow rude
>>25385775
But being perverted is so much FUN!
Anon being turned into a diamond dog bitch against his will and becoming a maid to a handsome stallion who demands bedtime blowjobs and morning blowjobs.
>>25385865
anon earning her marehood by being really good at maidwork
>>25385874
I said diamond dog bitch.
Anon can earn her marehood after rarity teaches her how to be a 'proper' mare
>"DEVILS COME OWWT!! OOOH GLORY HALLELUJA, I FEEL THE SPIRIT WITHIN ME!"
>"LEAVE THIS BREAD, DEMON!"
>>25385859
It is not a fun! You makes ponies cry!
Pony decided that you needed a roommate, so she's moving in with you.
>>25385898
I makes ponies horny.
>>25385906
does she cook?
>>25385901
I want to cum in her urethra pussy, sensei!
>>25385912
Pony shuffles her hooves a bit and asks if frozen hayburgers count.
>>25385911
You don't deserve to live. Ponies doesn't come to our world due to the people like you!
>>25385919
>her urethra pussy
That ain't breedin'
Stallion decided you needed a home, so he's cockvoring you.
>>25385951
Well unless the home is the womb of a cute mare after cum digestion, as Celestia intended, I want no part of Stallion's degeneracy.
>>25385943
It's always about breeding with you AJ. Haven't you ever wanted to just go for it for fun?
>>25385832
>bur
kek
As usual common proves to be the worst
>>25385991
>Haven't you ever wanted to just go for it for fun?
>>25385986
He guesses that can work
boop the catbirbs
>>25386009
>>25386018
Lovely!
>>25385770
She has such an overactive imagination.
>>25386091
you sure you want that kind
>>25386066
>>25386066
>spike with wings
>>25386091
>pick up pony
>place pony in shopping basket
>>25386091
someone post that image of knocking a juicebox out of fluttershy's hooves
>>25386107
>gayfags watching the show
Pony hasn't felt the way she feels today in so long, it's hard for her to specify.
>>25386091
What sort of cheap ass grocery store have baskets instead of carts?
>>25386146
baskets are for people with fewer items
>>25386146
that's a Target, a miracle of modern commerce.
what kind of shithole grocery store doesn't have both?
>>25386146
Mostat least Europeanones have both.
Why use a cart if you are only gonna buy a handful of things?
>>25386150
>>25386153
>>25386155
I have never seen someone use a basket while going grocery shopping.
I'm going to sleep with pony.
>>25386170
guess you're not murican
>>25386170
you don't get out much, do you?
>>25386170
That doesn't mean they're not there.
>>25386173
Then I will sleep with pony as well.
>>25386170
>"THEM GOTDANG FOREIGNERS, MOTHERFUCKERS ACT LIKE THEY'RE SHOPPIN FER' A FUCKIN ANOREXIC GERBIL WITH THEIR LITTLE GOTDANG HANDBASKET!"
Twilight is just too purple.
>>25386170
>no baskets in shops
Americans are weird
>>25386205
not as purple as she could be
>>25386176
I am
>>25386178
Once a month I make a long and arduous journey towards the shining pathmark on the hill, facing many perils such as homeless beggars,strange drug addicts and unscrupulous teenagers. Once upon my arrival I notice many patrons pushing a metal cart into the halls of the Grocer.
>>25386212
Look at that slutty attire.
>>25386207
we JUST went over this
the picture is from Target, an American store.
American stores do have both baskets and carts.
the problem is that retardanon is either non-american, incredibly unobservant or a neet who has food delivered
>>25386207
>Americans are weird
We have baskets and carts here, that's guy's just blind
inflate the pony
https://derpibooru.org/1019478
>>25386224
>This gross fucking nasal slut calls me 'retardanon' while fails to realize Target is not an American exclusive chain, presumably too busy with the gallons of stallion cum pouring out of his used and abuse nasal capillaries.
>>25386173
What if I'm already sleeping with that pony?
>>25386251
>this fucking genius has literally never seen someone use a hand basket
>this fucking genius thinks that somehow a store having hand baskets is "cheap"
>>25386224
>Dragging a metal fram around on a floor like that.
>Using TWO baskets.
>Takes up the entire isle.
That is some rude ass hit right there.
>>25386262
Dude stop blasting your fucking booger-cum all over your keyboard before you type, goddamn you're making all the mares jealous while stallions pounds your inferior nasal concha.
>First we were full of Russians, now today we are arguing about shopping baskets.
>>25386283
Fucking commies, man.
>>25386283
This guy is just mad that stallions have renamed his "Lacrimal bone" to "Labiamal Bone"
>>25386279
Good talk, dude.
While we're on the subject, Target Australia uses different branding and different baskets because they are an entirely unrelated corporation.
Target Canada is a subsidiary of Target American, making it an American brand.
So yes, the picture is from an American store.
Stay ignorant, bro.
>>25386283
At least russians tried to write properly.
>>25386299
tried and failed miserably
>>25386308
It was cute.
>>25386298
Ponies have literally renamed your spehno-ethmoidal recess to spermo-ethmoidal recess
>>25386345
Shh, just ignore him.
>>25386283
how is three bored anons shitposting in a dead thread "we"?
>>25386283
4chan is such a magical place
Rainbow Dash is the best character on the show
>>25386354
No, I'm learning more about the nose every time I have to search up stuff to refer to the fact that he is a noseslut
>>25386368
Scuffled Rainbow Dash is the cutest Rainbow Dash
>>25386368
If we aren't counting Tanks
>>25386373
He's a total slave for nasal sex then?
>>25386394
Tanks was really pretty good if you ignore the factory. Good development, good resolution, good friends
>>25386404SureEven though I was obviously shitposting because I got bored after making a horrendous mistake, I actually do like nose stuffLike putting your dick down a pony's snout or having them sneeze on your dick and also crotch sniffing
>>25386408
You have to ignore all the lies she told and how the turtle wasn't even dying too
>>25386423
oh man, don't get me started on that
She was so cute all episode
>>25386408
The song was shit though
>>25386432
She literally was not cute
>>25386452
LITERALLY LITERALLY
maybe
Is there a cute show that you would recommend that is similar to MLP?
>>25386469
Pico de Gaio
>>25386444
I don't really like the MLP songs much so I dunno
>>25386469
Hamtaro
>>25386469
Rick and Morty.
>>25386469
Chi's Sweet Home
>>25386416
The rest of that is questionable but crotch sniffing is an absolute yes
>>25386488
It's a good costume, will she sniff my crotch?
>>25386493
>>25386416
Which long would like nasal sex the ost?
>>25386500
int long
How did hasbro know to put Bob Ross into recent episode? How could they foresee Joy of Painting rerun on twitch?
>>25386480
Had enough of that hamster back in 2003
>>25386481
I already watch both season and it's a bit depressing at the end.And what is Unity true form anyways?
>>25386484
That is pretty cute. I will watch this and thanks for this recommendation.
>>25386508
just lucky
>>25386508
Hasbro owns Twitch.
>>25386508
It was his birthday on the 29th
>>25386469
Undertale and Them's Fighting Herds
>>25386528
I hope he had fun.
>>25386532
Those aren't shows you nincompoop
>>25386532
Beat it and I want to hug goat boy. Fighting game aren't my niche but I wish them good luck.
Filly
Pretty dress
Denial
Dash just realized that Anon's just really lazy not hibernating.
Also she shouldn't have buried him.
>>25386590
>3 AM
>Can't sleep
>Don't want to jerk it again
Insomnia sucks.
>>25386609
I did not mean to reply to you Anon.Like Dash has any room to talk about oversleeping
>>25386612
I want to kiss Fleur on the lips
Coco can go straight into the trash though
>>25386570
Is this image suggesting that animators made cmc cutie marks after some OC?
Oh no Anon, you accidentally had crazy horse sex with a pony. You think. You just sort of woke up with her beside you, she insists that you drank so much that you must have forgotten you were drinking also she totally didn't sneak into your bed to cuddle. Just in case you were thinking of that.
>>25386654
is it at least a cute pony?
>>25386661
Very.
I can't wait to see what wacky pop culture references pop up in the next Discord episode!
>>25386684
le yogscast face
>>25386684
that's not how Discord works at all
what is your endgame here, anon ?
>>25386684
I feel like they're making him more and more like the Genie from Aladdin, albeit a very assholeish Genie.
>>25386725no text
>>25386725
>>25386728
Meh, would maybe fuck/10
>>25386728
She's alright, I'd still fuck her but I'd definitely pull out
>>25386725
qt pone
[animorph sound]
Pony found the frozen forest.
>>25386725
>>25386728
looking fine
Pony just smelled something that made her instinctively lift her tail.
She doesn't understand this feeling.
>>25386781
Ponies sure are instinctual creatures.
>>25386781
Heart eyes don't exist in equestria.
Just wanted to remind everyone.
>>25386696
Is John going to kill himself?!
>>25386790
DYEWTS?
I like to imagine that in addition to blood, Dash's tail would be poking out from under the heap.
>>25386684
Eh, Kind of getting annoyed how he's flip flopping.
I know old habits die hard, but some consistency would be nice.
That said, I guess he did sort of help Twilight learn an important lesson, albeit in a poor manner.
Entering filly territoiry
>>25386812
I've been under the impression since his first appearance that Discord knows much more than he let's on.
I don't think much happens that he doesn't know or isn't prepared for, he knows how something is going to play out for the most part and this is his genuine way of trying to help Twilight learn an important lesson similar to the sick Discord episode.
He has "good" intentions for the most part but Discord is naturally just what his title implies, chaotic, it's just the way he does things. Friendship isn't going to make all of that just magically go away.
I wonder if Nyx misses the Golden Oak Library.
go to sleep mlpg
>>25386812
He's making improvements though.
He came a long way, from everyone but Fluttershy hating him to them being legitimately friendly and not mean spirited to him.
And I believe him to an extent.
He most certainly knew that it will affect Twilight, I just doubt he knew to what extent.
Honestly the only dick thing he did was how much he milked the entire thing. Convincing the others to not call Twilight is actually something normal.
When you have a friend that tells you that he'll be busy for a few days, do you just call him to ask him if he wants to come out for a soda? Especially since here Twilight already planned to dedicate 3 days to nonstop arrange books because it's fun.
>>25386819
cutest territory
>>25386849
fine
what do i get out of it
>>25386857
>what do i get out of it
You get a small filly. Congratulations!
>>25386889
I wanted that filly. Now I have no reason to sleep.
>>25386889
Epleblom
Qtest blom
>>25386812
>Consistency
>God of Chaos
???
>>25386924
He's Always Chaotic
That's consistent
>>25386935
This is true. To be truly chaotic some of his future episodes should portray him as down-to-earth and ordinary.
I blame Fluttershy for anything bad happening to me.
Do all ponies manes make that same sound effect when pulled?
Did Zecora really just give Twilight a flask of holding full of pink booze to shut her up and get her friends drunk?
>>25386968
You sure that isn't just your natural bad luck, Troubleshoes?
Is... is anyone else here?
>>25387125
No
>>25387125
Nope, everyone here is sleep and soon I will be too.
If you go to beb right now you'll wake up with as a beautiful mareof your favorite pony kindand your closet will be filled with a bunch of pretty dresses and casual pony clothes.
>>25387125
Fillies are here.
>>25387187
Aw yiss
Strongpony is overrated, Noi is best background filly.
>>25387191
The qt is strong in this one.
>>25387221
How does it feel to be so wrong?
>>25387221
Noi is a great filly but her taste in ponies is not so much so.
She has nothing on strong filly.
>>25387222
gotta go fast.
>>25387223
Why are you asking me anon? It is you with the wrongpinions.
>>25387227
But I'm not posting the ugly yellow one
>>25387232
Lies. She is a beautiful princess.
If I had a pony to cuddle would I still wake up wanting to die?
>>25387221
>tfw no one even remembers you
>>25387266
All fillies should be remembered.
All the fillies.
Not one less.
>>25387260
I think you would wake up wanting to continue cuddling your pony.
Are we going to get an episode about the 2016 election? I want an episode about pony politics and bureaucracy.
>>25387349
DYEWTS
>>25387355
I want a proper politics episode, not just some school election rubbish. Who gave a shit about their student council when they were in school anyway
>>25387358
Trump better win because that nigger is just a Democrat front.
>Today is Go to an Art Museum Today Day
Bueller?
>>25387368
>sneaks into a hospital to steal a book
>sneaks into a factory to sabotage winter
Is Rainbow Dash obsessed with subterfuge or is she just a thrillseeker who gets her kicks from breaking the law?
I love Rainbow Dash.
>>25387420
shes just a selfish cunt who only cares about herself and her needs.
>>25387426
Your waifu is shit
SHIIIIIIT
>>25387444
Well I'm rubber and you're glue, so nyah!
I like this pony. She's a cunt, but she's an endearing cunt, so she's cool.
Dash is alright I guess
I like this pony as well. She's super cute and cool and blue.
>>25387473
>pony dash doesn't know what boobs are
>implying she doesn't have crotchtits
FUCKING
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>25387490
ponk is not for sad
Ponk is most definitely for sad.
kiss the happy panka
>>25387545
>not kissing the sad ponka
>>25386684
Discord will betray the Mane 6 and be dead in stone in Season 6.
>>25386837
Discord is still evil!
>>25387577
>>25387583
Further proof that Yuroposters are the shittiest
>>25387473
She's okay with or without boobs, I suppose
>>25387587
Going by his hour of appearal it's just as likely that he is an unemployed americaposter.
Apparently AKR posted a bunch of unreleased scripts and notes on her Twitter.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2015/11/unreleased-scripts-and-notes-from-amy.html
May be some interesting things in there if you guys haven't already seen them by now.
>>25387645
Daapy!
>>25387645
>Dash blowing off an admirer as an example for Pinkie during AFID
>Rarity putting a saddle on Applejack only to have her shake all the decorations off
These are pretty neat.
>>25387645
>Dash taking her cunt levels to the extreme
>>25387645
>Ditzy Doo
I've always liked that name, I felt that should have always been her real name, and Derpy just a nickname.
>>25387645
Some of these random names are ridiculous.
Fluttershy won't stop giving me these withering stares.
What do I do?
>>25387672
>Sad Sack
>>25387672
>Brouhaha will never wahaha with Rarara
>>25387672
>Stinky Pony
>Slap Dash
>>25387674
marry her
Pony wants to watch a new anime that came out recently, it's called "Rumble and Button Mash: Summer Ponut Love Vacation".
>>25387739
How about Boku No Pip
>>25387775
I prefer Mares at work
>>25387674
take her out, she's making me paranoid.
>>25387739
Eh, our house has 2 tvs and 2 pc for a reason...
>>25387739
>rumble's gay gender bending adventures
>>25387799bucking the colts
>>25387781
I wonder who's bigger, Celestia or Troubleshoes
Sweetie Belle and Applebloom are going to grow up being more attractive than their older sisters.
That fucking Applejack christmas song just made me cry a bit
god dammit
>>25387843
They already are.
>>25387851
They're cuter, but they don't have allure.
>Do you like my socks, Anon?
>>25387882
stripped socks are better sweetie
>>25387882
I want to wank into Sweetie Belle's socks and then make her put them back on
>>25387848
Smile at days gone by~
These ponies have more of a grip on my heart than they have any right too.
Damn you, Ingram!
>>25387799
Ditzy Doo sure is a clumsy pony
Anon crounches in his blind, recording his nature documentary.
The strange, colorful quadrupeds amble around the field, snorting and whinnying.
What bizarre process of selection led to these colorful creatures?
>pony
I love you guys.
I hate you guys.
>>25387956
I hate you
>>25387963
>>25387799
lmao
>>25387956
thanks bby
>>25387968
>The flesh of your fellow pony can provide...
>>25387848
You're not the first one it's done that to.
It's fucking perfect.
>>25387739
~
>>25388056
>>25388066
>>25388061
Pretty sure Rarity orgasmed when she realized she became a crystal pony.
>>25388072
>>25385582
Pinkie is fondling boobs
pony's house of chicken and waffles
>>25388121
where did that combination ever come from
chicken and waffles?
>>25388134
Southern folk. Probably black ones.
>>25388134
I don't know, but it sounds fucking disgusting
Is it OK if I keep this pony as a pet?
>>25388121
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOjOHXycWTA
>>25388145
That pony hates being alone, so always be sure she has plenty of good company. She's also a very active pone, so be sure she always has food on hand to fuel her energy.
>>25388239
oh shit it's MT!
>>25388239
This is the best shopping trip ever
>>25388239
Despite not getting anything done, that would still be the best shopping trip
>>25388239
>thrown
that's adorable
>>25388239
Stupid fat-ass princess.
Next thing you know, Twiggy Piggy will want a turn.
>>25388239
>Unicorns have telekinesis
>Can levitate their stuff
Why even take a cart?
>>25388294
Maybe it gets more complicated the more individual items they have to keep floating
>>25388301
But these are Alicorn princesses
>>25388294
They'd use up all their MP.
Also I bet Celestia would be the one who picks up everything she wants, despite you telling her no. Luna only wants cereal and small easy to lose toys though.
>>25388309
But which one loads up on Kinder Surprises
>>25388309
But that's how I shop, too...
>>25388317
Are you a little girl?
>>25388320
Aren't you?
>>25388239
>Buggy
>>25388309
>telling the Princess what she's allowed to buy
that's kinda adorable
>>25388325
Only on the inside
>>25388309
What's her favorite cereal?
>>25388325
No. I'm a pony
>>25388309
>Luna levitates a bit, and inserts it into a toy machine
>She giggles in excitement as she turns the crank
>She opens the plastic container, holding a the toy
>The toy is one of those sticky hands on a string.
>She immediately starts hitting anon with it
>>25388197
I will, don't worry.
I got her a lot of pet toys but all she wants to play with is this cardboard box.
>>25388352
I'll work on this next
>>25388376
Princesses at the store are so cute.
>>25388382
Princesses acting childish or silly are the best thing.
>>25388352
>>25388410
Oh my god
Okay choose
Luna and Celestia are your roommates
or
You move in with Discord
kicky legs!
>>25388420
Royal roomates
>>25388410
I wonder which one would sit shotgun with anon
>>25388410
That is so cute!
>>25388422
But with Discord you won't have to pay any rent. Come on, think of all the crazy parties you could throw at that place.
It's so much better than that dumb royal palace with it's dumb rules and dumb princesses
>>25388424
Celestia. She'd dig her candy out of the bag without helping and go sit in the chariot up front. Leaving anon and Luna to put stuff into the back.
>>25388410
Spinning multiple sticky hoofs on her horn like a cat'o'nine tails, Luna rains down flailing, sticky justice on anon when he doesn't let her buy more candy.
>>25388376
>the Princesses love to act absolutely irresponsible with their wealth
>but at the same time their desires are so childish and simple that their expenses are still insignificantly low
>>25388376
>>25388410
yaassss
>>25388420
I bet Discord would be an asshole towards me.
I pick the Princesses.
>>25387734
I already have
>>25388505
How can you marry a pony if she isn't real?
>>25388531
shhh
>>25388536
Anon, you have to wake up. Please wake up.
mlpg I conquered my fear of talking to an old friend I haven't seen in ten years to ask him about an important thing
Post some wallflower
>>25388562
>having friendsI hope it went well and you will talk to them again soon.
>>25388547
Nah thanks
>>25388575
what
no
no no no he's not my friend, we were friends back in elementary school
I just wanted to know an information about uni
>>25388239
i love horsies
>>25388586
>no no no he's not my friend
>>25388586
I don't think that anon was implying anything
>>25388615
Is that Celestia Scott Kennedy?
>>25388615
>>25388617
I was just trying to specify
I mean there's nothing bad about being friends I'm just not his friend anymore and I don't care about him
I just needed some information but I wasn't sure how to approach the subject
>>25388665
I'd nut on that chest for s ure
>>25388670
>>25386684
They're called memes son
Has anyone heard how long the hiatus that is coming is gonna be?
Do you think we're gonna be able to last through it?
>>25388865
Do you think Diamond Tiara made up with Silver Spoon?
>>25388898
What hiatus?
>>25388865
Prettiest filly.
>>25388906
probably.
>>25388898
/trash/ will siphon off most of the /b/tards who just wanna spam porn, resulting in less activity and less pruning for threads here
All we need now is contributors
>>25388898
Knowing Hasbro it will probably be as long as the last one.
The general will probably be absolute shit a few months in but I doubt it's going anywhere.
>>25388913
I just realized her mane is missing its usual white streak
>>25388898
Maybe Hiroshima will have lifted rule 15 by then and it can die on /co/ in peace. Or not
>>25388928
>in peace
you mean banned by mods?
>>25388898
>Do you think we're gonna be able to last through it?
Anyone who still visits MLPG by now is too addicted to quit I'd say.
>>25388898
It's gonna take the show ending to kill us for good
Fillies?
Fucking ponies
>>25388996
Fillies!
>sorting through my reaction image folder
>so many that I never post because whenever there's a good chance I forget I have them
>>25389007
Fillibees
>>25388959
>"GODDAMNIT THERE IT IS AGAIN, IT'S RUINING THE SHOT!"
Butts
Pony says she's missing you
STOP HITTING ME WITH THAT STICKY HOOF, LUNA
>>25388928
I've been asking why people wanted to go back to /co/ for years now I'm way more confused that people still want to go back now that it's worse than ever.
>>25389038
Pony needs to get better aim.
>>25389050
Prepare for the way of the thousand fists
don't really have a good way of testing looping webms, so let's see if this one is smoother.
I'll delete the inferior one after this
>>25389057
No one from any other board comes to this one. Writing a long topic would actually be useful if MLPG wasn't on /mlp/, because it would catch people's eye from the catalog
>>25389057
If a filly gets a tattoo and later a cutiemark, does it appear over or under the tattoo?
GOIN DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE
>>25389088
Over. The tattoo is on the skin but the cutie mark is on their coat
/co/ bans any general for shows that are on hiatus
See
>/gfg/
>/hsg/
>/sug/
>/frz/
>>25389099
>/frz/
>a show
>on hiatus
Are you havin a giggle m80?
But yeah, their mod is too active
>>25389065
I think my favorite part was when he literally flipped his mouth upside down.
>>25389099
It's pretty crazy to think that we've have pretty much 5 years of uninterrupted threads. The only real thing that's forced breaks are when the site itself goes down.
>>25389104
To be fair, the board would be nothing but generals otherwise
>>25389065
This must be up there in the "most phallic" scenes from the show.
>>25389099
So, in the long run, getting forced from home was a good thing? Food for though.
>>25389065
Loops a lot betterwhy isn't his beard moving?
>>25389110
Isn't it wonderful?
>>25389118
shitty animators
>>25389084
Why do you think the people that get interested in MLPG because of those long topics won't just leave when they realize how boring/shitty these threads are? Like what happens usually.
>>25389099
>generals for shows that are in hiatus tend to produce a lot of shitposting, low quality posts, and circlejerking
As long as you don't do any of those three things, I'm sure the mods would let it stay during hiatus
>>25389099
They should post here instead
>>25389148
Well, anon, problem is we do have a lot of those posts over here, sadly
>>25389113
No it wouldn't.
>Deletes generals like a hawk
>Let's the same bait threads get made multiple times daily
>>25389136
The idea is that the new people talking about ideas would balance out the old people talking about fillies, basement stallions, other memes etc.
>>25389148
Nigga that's what people said we when we were on /co/.And it's not wrong
>>25389131
In a weird way
November 17 is 4 years of pony for me. It's scary. 18.6% of my life spent with the horses.
>>25389148
>one autistic asshat who doesn't like the thread for some reason reads this
>decides to shit it up with two or three proxies
>gets banned
Don't even pretend that there is no one willing to do this.
>>25389176
>>on hiatus
Ahahaha holy shit
>>25389152
they post on /trash/
>>25389148
there's not much to occupy our time without any contributors. once upon a time we got tons of art and greentext and whatnot to keep us entertained. now there's pretty much nothing.
>>25389104
They still got to 1000 threads
>>25389116
Yeah, it was a good thing. Not being confined to just one general is good, and I don't think you'd like to see a designated thread get pruned if you we were still on /co/.
>>25389190
The shitposters chased 'em off!
>>25389182
No one needs to do that. All that stuff happens here regularly.
>>25389190
We still get art. That doesn't occupy people for long though, you look at it for a few seconds and then you are done.
We have like zero writefags thoughapart from EA I think, though he hasn't done a lot lately
>>25389198
That was more with regards to the "as long as you don't do x you are fine" part
YOLO
>>25389199
There's a handful of writetypes that still hang out here but I don't think anyone's felt like writing shit for a long whileDULCE WHEN
>>25389182
>>25389209
YOU JINXED IT
Daily reminder the lewd chat is a bunch of filly fuckers
>>25389209
>>>/trash/
>>25389210
they're not still angry about that teen feels fiasco, are they?
>>25389247
We are and we vow vengeance
Or, well, I do at least
>>25389247
The what?
>>25389065
you should be able to test view your webms by right clicking them and opening them in firefox/chrome
>>25389259
can you take your vengeance by writing cute things again?
>>25389266
but they don't loop the way they do when I image hover when I've posted them
does your pony shave or just go au naturel?
>>25389282
why do women like extremely impractical and ugly dresses
We fired Applebloom at Big Mac with a catapult now she's wedged stuck in his urethra and is slowly sinking deeper!
a brony expert tells you everything that is wrong with you
http://www.grandforksherald.com/news/education/3877756-watch-now-und-doctoral-student-studies-brony-phenomenon
>>25389293
wat
What are you guys going to do during the hiatus? You gonna learn to draw? You gonna lose weight? You gonna buy a horse ranch?
>>25389323
Why would I listen to a brony?
>>25389335
me and my waifu are going skiing
>>25389335
I have a 10,000 word thesis to write.
>>25389335
Rewatch the old episodes.
Maybe I'll stream them
>>25389323
I'm not even going to watch that and will tell you my own conclusion.
We just like entertaining cartoons about cute girls and haven't allowed ourselves to be turned away by it based on the deemed societal norms that you shouldn't like it because "It's a girls' show!" In fact, I think there is a small group of people who watch MLP just because they get off on that fact. They watch it BECAUSE people frown upon adult males watching it.
>>25389335
I'm working on my art
>>25389286
you say that, but it's men who design them
>>25389335
Same thing I always do. Forget this place exists and play some vidya. Probably wait in vain for MHX to come stateside.
>>25389335
Either nothing as usual, or dev.
Fill in the blank: Season 5 was secretly the season of ____________.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANEsXjSiYxI&list=PLpJl5XaLHtLX-pDk4kctGxtF4nq6BIyjg&index=13
>>25389407
mare on mare love
>>25389398
Wait, so who brought Scoot?
>>25389416
rainbow dash did
watch the fucking show
>>25389416
Have you thought of her today?
>>25389450
Always do.
>>25389450
it's hard not to
Oh no! Rainbow Dash has started dating Twilight's Dad!
Is Twilight ready to call Rainbow "mom"?
>>25389486
>in a very special episode of My Little Pony
>>25389486I'd call her mom.
>>25389450
Every day, anon.
Does anyone have a gif or webm of Randolf being smashed by the DT statue in the CMC episode?
>>25389450
Every day without fail.
Why aren't you drawing?
>>25389450
Kinda hard to forget thinking about her when I start half of my days by posting a pic with her
>>25389531
The way you phrased your post it sounds like you wake up each morning and post a selfie on Facebook of yourself in bed with a plushie.
>>25389543
How can you say you love your waifu if you don't do that?
>>25389543
>He also tags her and runs a separate account for her
>Updates are all horse and plushie puns
>>25389398
>Rarity gives AJ that look because she's going to fuck her senseless in the bathroom sometime during the party
How much can you say that a pony's worth in heaven's eye?
>>25389543
>The way you phrased your post
>>25389400
>That Pinkie Pie
>That joke
How come the CMC got some super magic bling bling when their cutie marks arrived while all others just had it show up on their asses?
>list of unused pony names
>Sad Sack
Hard to believe (ok not really but you know what I mean) that we've outlived LPS. I remember when some people were calling it a "MLP killer".
>>25389600
Because they're the most important ponies in the universe now
>>25389600
Because higher budget
>>25389567
that's why she brought so many backup dresses
What's his secret?
>>25389565
[PHOTO]
>Anon: Went out for a great dinner with my wife tonight.
>Waifu: Yeah, I'm totally stuffed.
>>25389427
Why is she huffing
>>25389600
I think theirs was special because they are all linked
>>25389608
>You are the chosen ones
>>25389624
Dash is a pretty intimidating pony
>>25389604
>I remember when some people were calling it a "MLP killer".
It was always painfully obvious that the ones doing it where those who joined the MLP fandom too late to make mad bucks and hoped that LPS would replace it so they can be in the first wave of popularfags
>>25389602
>Red Hot
>Tough Nut
>Hard Case
>Tight Lips and her sister Loose Lips
All in the seedy Fillydelphia porn industry, except for Hard Case who also runs a successful law firm
>>25389604
Whenever someone has to set the standard for something now by saying it's better than something else, that new thing usually sucks. I've seen it in video games and tv shows alike and it's always the same shit.
Big Mac x Marble Pie
>>25389656
something new*
Requests
>>25389653
>Loose Lips
>her fetish is infidelity
>she has ruined a lot of pone romances
>Loose Lips sinks ships
>>25389664
Marble riding on top of Big Mac
>>25389664
Actual horse Fluttershy in a wedding dress
>>25389656
Well, yeah. Its a pretty good indicator that the thing obviously doesn't have enough stuff going for it to stand on its own but can only ride coattails.
>>25389667
What a terrible pony. There should be a law against that in Equestria.
LPS isn't that bad. But then again there are anons here who think a mediocre MLP episode is equivalent to the worst thing on television.
>>25389664
Nyx and Anonfilly snuggling
>>25385784
NANOMACHINES, SON!
>>25389716
What does that pony do for fun?
>>25389736
hangs with friends
but they're all busy today
>>25389600
Because they each got two cutie marks so it had to be twice as shiny
>>25389726
Gilda's paws
>>25389813
booo
>>25389813
Yes, what about them?
Scootaloo
Adoption
Denial
>>25389716
>Dash grudgingly accepts bellyrubs.gif
>>25389840
Dude. What the fuck.
>>25389844
she always acts that way at first but you know she loves it
>>25389829I wish Gilda had a futa cock in this drawing
Nyx
Friendship
Denial
Pony is trying to get your goat.
>>25389857
Gilda died in Season 1
>>25389857
So you can suck it while she blows smoke in your face?
>>25389864
stay away from my goat, pony
>>25389857
>>25389874
Imagine being cock vored or cock voring while high af.
>>25389874So I can get a deep whiff of her sweaty cock and balls as she blows smoke in my face
>>25389857
>I wish Gilda had a futa cock in this drawing
>>25389913
>he doesn't like gilda with a futa cock
get a load of this casual
are you telling me you don't like this
https://derpibooru.org/880179
>>25389930
>>25389920
>>25389891
trying too hard
http://jornaloide.com/ride-to-friend/
>>25389864
Pony cannot have my goat.
That's my horse!
That's my cow!
>>25388273
Twilicorn will end in 19 days.
>>25389974
touch the cow
>>25389980
I don't usually say "that's anthro" unless said anthro is ugly as fuck
But that's anthro
and that's against the rulesto have such shit taste
>>25389977
>19 days
I wish Time and Sanic would divorce.
>>25389987
It's a Minotaur, anon.
You're just going to have to deal.
>>25389994
Nope
looks like anthro to me
>>25389971
neigh
whinny
Goatjack doesn't know who ate the goat apples
all the goat apples
>>25389997
Wow, who would have thought a mythological creature that's half man, half bull and stands on two legs would look similar to humans?
>>25390005
>half human half bull
>human
minotaurs have never been shown in the show, anon. Why do you have to put your self insert anon in equestria satyr OC daughter everywhere?
Why do you have to spam it?
>>25390022
>minotaurs have never been shown in the show, anon
>>25390001
how are goat apples different from regular apples?
>>25390025
>M-my OC was in the show!
>posting fanart pretending it's a screenshot from the show
Anon holy shit. Do you think everyone here is retarded except for you?
>>25390036
they are the apples designated for goat use
>>25390036
regular apples exist
>>25390043
>Do you think everyone here is retarded except for you?
>>25390043
Pretty sure it's just you, m8.
>>25390052
On the scale of comebacks is the smug anime face above or below the smug pony face?
>>25390057
You're really showing everyone in the special kids class your abilities at posting fanart, mate. Good job!
>>25390072
technically everything is fanart
even you're just fanart
>>25390072
>On the scale of comebacks is the smug anime face above or below the smug pony face?
Below. Smug pony faces show true dedication to your smugness because they also get you banned.
>>25390084
Can I be fanart, too?
>>25390084
we're just our parents' fanart taken to the next level.
>>25390091
>we're our parents' OCs
>>25390072
>posting fanart
>literally from the show
Ah, I see. This is bait. Terribly memed, friendo.
>Hey, Anon!
>Can you help make my voice raspy like Rainbow Dash?
>>25390072
This is some pretty low tier baiting.
This is 'I was just pretending to be retarded' tier.
>>25390153
Add 5 to 6 packs of cigarettes I guess
>>25390072
Wait wait, let me try something!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xvatey_my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-episode-45-putting-your-hoof-down_shortfilms
Hey anon what do you think about this brony animation?
>>25390289
>not oiling up your mares
I was only pretending!
>>25390289
>>25390310
why's she so shaky
>>25390310
>Hyper Pinkie.gif
Now I'm imagining hyper Pinkie bouncing around on her 5th leg like Tigger
>>25390352
But Pinkie Pie is a girl
>>25390109
no wonder people are edgy
everything after MMC is fanfiction anyways
Why is she so perfect?
what memes are canon?
>>25390153
I want to give an older Scootaloo her first drink.
I'd probably have to provide alcohol to all of her friends too. None of the heavy shit or anything, just enough for them to get a buzz and think it's cool.
I bet drunk fillies fucking love cuddling.
>>25390417
enough with the goddamn rainbows on everything you cunt. we get it its in your name fuck you.
In the year 2200, ponies and anons have developed a new pidgin language composed primarily of unfs, grunts, whinnying, and squealing.
>>25390436
>Meanwhile in Sweetie's mind
>I'm surrounded by faggots
>>25390417
>>25390537
>degenerates, degenerates everywhere!
>>25390436
Is that purple drank
>>25390562
Oh man, just imagine giving her a big smooch right then.
Filly wants to go to see the GamerGate movie with you.
>>25390636
movie? Feminism isn't dead yet?
>>25390636
>GamerGate movie
This is not a thing, right
tell me it's not
>>25390663
>>25390647
boy do I have a surprise for you two
>>25390647
There's also a book.
Do little girls even get the Bob Ross reference?
>>25390668
Diamond Tiara had good faces that episode.
What's his name, again?
>>25390688
I am fairly certain that the little girls get none of the references.
Apart from the flower in Dash's nightmare maybe.
>>25390666
Fuck off with that shit, Satan.
>>25390688
No, they'll find it amusing because suddenly Discord's painting a picture with a goofy afro on
Cartoon humor can have multiple layers
>>25390691
She can be a very expressive pony if she wants to
>>25390692
Coltus Incesticus
GO HOME GAMER GIRL
>>25390636
You're joking.
You're joking right?
>>25390719
Did pony level up yet?
>>25390606
The bottles say Berry Punch. So it's much more nutritious than Purple Drank.
>>25390666
that it's a joke right?
>a movie
I don't believe this
I'm gonna check /v/
Pony leveled up
>>25390727
>>25390747
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2015-11/09/zoe-quinn-gamergate-film
I blame the hacker known as Redchanit
>Even if you’re just a casual fan of video games, there’s a good chance you’ve heard of the controversy known as Gamergate. Without getting into the finer details, it’s basically an online movement that originated online in August of 2014 that is said to be about ethics in game journalism, but has come under fire for pushing forth sexism in the video game industry.
>It all began when game designer Zoe Quinn became the target of an online group after a disparaging blog post about her by an ex-boyfriend went viral in the video game community. Over a year later, it has turned into a provocative and eye-opening look at video game culture, the changing profile of what is a “gamer” and the inner-workings of the game industry. And now that story has proven to be intriguing enough for a potential Gamergate movie.
>>25390663
>>25390666
>>25390763
>THIS SUMMER
>FIVE GUYS
>ONE "GAME" DEVELOPER
>ONE BIG, LONG YEAR OF ETHICS
>STARRING: LITERALLY WHO 1, 2, and 3!
>coming to a theater near you in 2017
>>25390763
I couldn't possibly have enough folders full of reaction images for how hard I laughed
>h-h-hey I was wondering if you wanted to watch a movie with m-
>Thank you for asking for consent, slave, and the only movie we're watching is Gamergate Starring Zoe of Arc and Anita the Righteous
I am very very very glad I am not a teen these days
>>25390798
MEXICAN ZOE QUINN ARMADA
2
DIRECTED BY SENOR SPILBERGO
>>25390798
>one """"""""""""""""""""""""""""game""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""developer""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
fixd
my god
having a vagina and no shame is all it takes to turn the world
You will never carry a cute pony.
>>25390798
>This summer... get caught up in the magic and fun of rich crybaby white kids with too much time and access to their parents money.
>Watch as some relatively unknown chick plays the corporate ladder by sucking some fat dicks and pulling tricks
>Watch as everything falls in around her as she's exposed for being a giant slut
>This Summer... relive the magic of an event that nobody really cared about when it was happening live
>Experience the painfully stupid adventure through endless tumblr accounts and reblog shitposting that made literally nobody think about anything in any significant way whatsoever
>Tumblrgays
>coming this summer...
>>25390833
anon we're being angry about nonpone stuff, come back later
also we're going to die
>>25390796
>a potential Gamergate movie
It'll be a unintentional goldmine for keks.
>>25390812
>not big saucy Zoeniqua Quineliqua, her overweight, neon-haired, transblack nonbinary anarchofeminist body double
>>25390826
Now now, Anon, it has to fit on a poster.
>>25390827/8pol/ would have you believe it is yet another tendril in government psyops to control the internet through censorship, but that's kinda far-fetched.
>>25390840
Applejack knows whats up
What the fuck is game gate about even?
Journalists will give you good reviews if you give them free shit?
And some mens rights activists are pissed that some woman gave free vagina to some reviewers or somethin'?
>>25390853
honestly I forgot and I don't want to remember
I just know zoe quinn has no shame at all and will always live with that burden on her back
>>25390845
far fetched? It's literally the Zoe UN talk that made the UN call online trolling a violent crime
Not that the UN matters, but the fact that people want to censor things is going to bring up the question of who will censor what, and the fact that some people who have made mistakes in their lives are trying to grab that scepter, is ridiculous
>you feel your sins crawling on your back
>>25390853
>girl cheats on guy
>guy posts logs about her being a shitty person
>/v/ finds out and starts trying to get her fired or some shit
>she and her friends start censoring everything they can
>Streisand effect happens
There was also something about a feminist kickstarter, but I forgot most of it. Let's just say that both sides are retarded.
>>25390798
>>ONE "GAME" DEVELOPER
>>25390891
>the Zoe UN talk
oh god what
> that made the UN call online trolling a violent crime
what
This thing got seriously out of control
>>25390853
Long story short, the Streisand Effect came into play when there was a complete blackout of any discussion over Literally Who's infidelity (three of which were game press, one of those being married), and people don't like being told what not to talk about. So they dug and dug and suddenly there was a mountain of skeletons falling out of the collective closets of the game journalists, least of which was the "Game Journo Pros" mailing list which was essentially what they used to push the narrative to the point of "killing" the gamer "identity" in favor of Gamer+, much like what they did with Atheism+. Widespread collusion, corruption, and lack of credentials (literally only one person actually had a journalism degree) were exposed, causing waves of people to either be fired, dismissed, or face dreadful lawsuits (Hulk Hogan suing Gawker Media is just icing on the cake, really, since they've already lost over eight figures over the course of the year due to lost ad revenue).
>>25390891
It really is, and makes me sad that I can't just purge some of these people because that would just prove their point.
>>25390902
One guy in Canada was quite literally arrested for disagreeing with a woman on the Internet. I think he was released later, though. I haven't kept up with that.
>Hanging out with your stallionbros
>Eating pizza, watching some races in the stands
>One of your best buds tells you he saw some really cute mare under the bleachers
>You suggest checking her out
>The two of you hop down underneath... but there's no mares
>He gives you a look, then gulps.
>"Hey, uh... I know this probably isn't the best place for this, but..."
>He removes his lucky amulet from around his neck. Suddenly, he bursts into a bright light
>He's a female griffin
>"Sooo... uh... this is... well, this is me. Lightning Strike the pony is Grella... the griffin." She rubs her neck. "I... uh, don't actually know why I wanted to even show you, but it's been, like, bothering me and stuff."
>She bumps your shoulder like 'he' normally would when she's a stallion
>"So... well, you're the only one the knows my secret. I... well, heck, I dunno why I showed you." Her feathers are puffed up. "Still on for jacks tonight?"
>You stare in amazement. She puts her amulet back on, become your familiar pegabro again.
>"Great! Okay let's never talk about this again, right bro?"
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>25390908
>One guy in Canada was quite literally arrested for disagreeing with a woman on the Internet.
please tell me you can back this claim anon because I am not going to believe it, ever
>>25390908
That Canadian dude also lost his job and feminists fucked up a coffee shop because they had that guy's "art" on their walls.
>>25390908
>arrested for disagreeing with a woman on the Internet
>Someday you won't be able to call someone's waifu a shit on 4chan without the possibility of facing jail time
>>25390853
>joining the reply race of long essays about this
it very easily could have been a stupid mra thing, but then all sorts of journalists started posting articles literally all at the same time about muh death of gamers and games muh misogyny problematic etc every buzzword you know so it kicked it into overdrive as it was seen as an orchestrated and frankly tryhard attempt of belittling anyone who doesn't agree with their views.
And the /pol/ crowd sees it as the perfect met prophesy of Feminazi propaganda to stear the young generation's views towards the feminazis.
A movie about it sure isn't disproving that.
>>25390923
You came right in time to save us from the nopone and enrich us with some stallions or something
>Gamergate, tl;dr version
>Girl sluts around for career advancement
>Stops slutting with one guy because he can't advance career any further
>He gets buttblasted, posts dox
>/v/ gets her fucked at her job
>Tumblrfags get misdirected, unwarranted self-importance
>She tries to delete everything... on the internet. It doesn't work.
>Obama and whoever works at the UN stop shitposting on Tumblr and ban the guy who posted dox
>He goes to jail, but then the justice system says that's retarded and he walks
That's about it, honestly. There's nothing more to it than that.
>>25390960
Filly Anon... hold me.
>>25390952
Stallions anon? I believe I can do that!
Shockwave did this one last night and I thought it was pretty silly!
Telescope butt is a pretty great pone
>>25390451
that's every pony ever though
>>25390971
That's indeed great. Must be quite a pain to wash the mane afterwards though
>>25390971
Man, that's pretty great.
>>25390902
Well it's the UN like I said, have you heard of the League of Nations?
If you haven't, that proves my point, if you have, you know how that did nothing against radicals
Just goes to show, feminism is a cancer, the left are not just retarded college liberals but legitimately the LEFT, and they are your enemies to you and your way of life
>>25390927
Here are several articles from both sides of the aisle:
http://jezebel.com/a-man-is-facing-jail-for-harassing-women-online-and-it-1497322836
http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/americas-future-canadian-man-faces-jail-time-disagreeing-feminists
http://viralsurvival.com/2015/07/15/man-faces-6-months-in-jail-for-disagreeing-with-feminists-on-social-media/
>>25390981
>>25390984
Yep sure is
We need more art of the lesser known background stallions and it was pretty swell of him to take that request
I don't often get a chance to get a request done but when I do its going to be cute stallion pones doing cute things 5ever
>>25390923
Where will you be, Flying Saucer, when the feminists put a collar on YOU and say, "My Little Pony is ONLY for little girls"?
I had a dream I was turned into a mare and forced to be a maid pony.
>>25391024
thank god we're all little girls here
>>25391024
my right to cute pone SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
>>25390919
neat
>>25391028
were you a good maid pony?
did you do bathrooms?
>>25391028
This is all of our dreams, anon
>>25390999
well, how would you feel if someone made a game where people punched you in the face
that's clearly extreme and it's made to make other people mad
>>25391040
No, I was just turned into a mare and given a maid dress and collar.
Then it ended.
>>25391058
Just because you disagree with what someone says doesn't mean you should forbid them from saying it, Anon. Or make them lose their job and face jail time.
>>25391068
maybe it was predicting your future
>>25391072
well, that is technically harassment though. I wouldn't want people to make a game where I get punched and hurt.
I mean, the law technically says that this is a pretty dang mean thing to do.
>>25391034
HALLELUJAH
AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREE
>>25391058
>literally arguing using "how do you FEEL" about anything that doesn't infringe rights
AND I WON'T FORGET
THE MEN WHO DIED
WHO GAVE THAT RIGHT TO ME
https://derpiboo.ru/1019663
>>25391087
you americans are weird
How old is this image now, and was there ever an update to it?
>>25391087
GOD BLESS THE USA
>>25391100
Pretty damn old
I remember laughing my tail off at that robot unicorn /v/ a long long time ago
Why is she so perfect?
>>25391081
However, the person it was about didn't give two shits.
This was completely third-party, and if you read the articles the only thing the guy said was that the women shouldn't harass the guy who made it. That was it.
>>25391133
meme