Episode 522: What About Discord?
Written by Neal Dusedau
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
Zecora knows quite a bit about concoctions and remedies that Twilight hasn't focused her studies upon. And with some of the more esoteric items she's collected, such as potions that can only be activated by alicorn magic, she remains quite an enigma. Where does she come by some of her rarities, both in possessions and knowledge? Has she often had the opportunity to test even half of her stock? There are some very edge cases indeed. She is well read, of course, so that solves a bit of that... excepting, then, where she came by the books in the first place. But she's a helpful zebra, all the same.And she really just enjoys having that cauldron around.
>>25375713
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 521: Scare Master
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39nr37
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 14: Episode 523 –The Hooffields and McColts
Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
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wank that pone
wank that pone
>>25380062
>>25380062
>>25380068
Zecoras got a cozy little place
nice bedroom spot by her window too
>the 5th general today
we fast
>>25380068
The bottom is more detailed but I hate that they made it look 'cute' compared to the top. No dream catcher, all the masks are friendlier.
>>25380102
that's perfectbut it would have to be served as a desert because it's so damn sweet
Pony desu.
>>25380068
>remove the horseshoe shaped door handle thing
>replace it with human style doorknob they can't really use well
butt why
>>25380126
>no more leopard print bedsheets
fuck
>>25380110
I'd like to sleep over at Zecora's
>>25380129
>>25380121
Are we? It's just my 3rd here.
>>25380126
>>25380136
>>25380139
well remember that her place got wrecked by discord's vines
i dunno about the door handle but she might have just had to give up on some of her earlier effects
pony filly-sized herself for you
>>25380127
Oh, honey toast would be a much better way to prepare it then
>>25380129
>>25380068
>Where does she come by some of her rarities, both in possessions and knowledge?
Maybe she's harvesting all that stuff from the castle of the two sisters
>>25380180
>tfw you will never help a cute stallion
>>25380192
I wonder what the old observatory was like.
>>25380163
Where did pony even get an age regression potion?
>>25380160
Its the 5th for me.I've been here way too long today
Filly reveals she was a human once.
>>25380208
Was that the castle where they lived when StarSwirl was around? Maybe that was his observatory
>>25380210
Maybe, you should go to bed, anon?
>>25380192
did pony ever get suspicious when celestia abandoned her old home and built a new castle right over the captial of their country?
>>25380192
>There is a reason the visible parts of the ruins are so empty, bare and most importantly safe
>we will never see Zecora'sdankestdungeon delves into the depths of the castle catacombs
>we will never see how she uses magic and martial arts to defeat scores of monsters and make out with the treasure
>>25380180
That horse is really starting to grow on me
he has neat colors
>>25380237
Maybe I should
>>25380243
You really like his butt don't you?
>>25380192
decay is both beautiful and saddening
>>25380257
...maybe
How was our comrades visit this morning?
>>25380241
They probably understood that she wasn't willing to repair it and keep living there after what happened
>>25380253
Maybe, you **have** to go there?
>>25380272
What?
>>25380241
You should ask the writing staff, I have seen several threads on /mlp/ that suggest that they are approachable and welcome discussion about possible issues with the franchise.
Filly gave into peer pressure and bought a pretty dress.
>>25380272
Fun, though I didn't understand half of what they said because apparently 4chan uses the regular "e" rather than their so google translate didn't understand it
>>25380307
Compliment her while she's wearing her dress. It's quite pretty and she looks super pretty in it.
Why are gems so undervalued in Equestria?
>>25380302
Nah, better to just get sargon of kuckad to shitpost fight with them over twitter because they are dumb enough to think the wage gap is a real thing.
>>25380272
It was premium
>>25380315
Why are gems so valuable on earth? Their just shiny rocks? we can make diamonds FFS!
>>25380315
Because they are not exactly rare
>>25380314
filly wants to know how come you don't have to wear pretty dresses
>>25380341
Because I'm not pretty.
>>25380315
that answer is in the image you posted
>>25380292
Damn thast set got expensive
>>25380326
So she is candyass' kid that time travel? Well that explain how she singlehandly beat Twilight.
>>25380362
She didn't, though.
>>25380348
Come on anon, a skirt, thong and pair of thigh-highs can make anyone pretty (or at least their lower half. The important half.)
>>25380384
I'd rather see filly wear those things. She makes 'em work!
>>25380315
No jews to make them so.
>>25380384
>a skirt, thong and pair of thigh high
This is litterally my fetish and I'm struggling finding quality stuff on that
Filly is not a toy. Don't make her wear silly things for your amusement.
>>25380335
Artificial scarcity. Thank deBeers.
>>25380422
I agree, she's more like a pet
>>25380419
Filly is pregnant.
>>25380483
What a slut
Greenhouse effect with the weed connect
DEA can't keep Dr. Roseluck in check
Pony decided to become a drug lord.
>>25380524
Pony was like "damn, tomorrow's Monday"
But then pony was like "oh fuck I'll be playing fallout 4 in 30 hours"
>>25380532
>"I KEEP HEARIN ALL THIS TALK ABOUT A 'COKE PONE' MANG'."
>>25380586
Are you really sure it`'s pony who said that?
Why haven't you rekindled your old friendships?
>>25380483
I just checked Derpibooru and discovered that there's no decent cute pregnant Apple Bloom. I can't give this post a good reply. Those art guys really let me down.
>>25380586
>monday
>fallout 4
tomorrow can't get much worse, can it?
>>25380608
I don't have friends.
>>25380608
Some of them live in different cities.
Some of them hardly remember me.
Some of them apparently never really saw me as a friend.
>>25380419
>Be 6 1/2 foot dude.
>buy "diva" sized, xxl stockings off some online adult shop.
>they're still too tight, and barely get 1/3 of the way up the thighs.
It's not like anyone would have seen me in them anyway...
>>25380608
For what purpose
>>25380068
I had a theory about this and Discord once. I think basically Zecora is the "Harmony" equivalent of Discord.
I believe Discord's powers stem from or at the very least maintained by erratic thoughts and actions. The more chaotic the spell the more power he can draw upon, and on the flip side the more specific and intentional a spell is the weaker it is. This is why so many of Discord's schemes emphasize manipulation over raw power, since the very nature of his power demands spontaneity of thought and intent. It's a simple matter for him to scramble reality all to hell, but the second he wishes to advance a specific agenda he must rely on considerably less impressive spells.
Similarly I think Zecora's rhymes are a way of maintaining a "Harmony" of mind. This could also explain her affinity for the Everfree Forest, which is unique in Equestria due to its functioning independent of equine management, a sort of system of natural Harmony. In a way Zecora is artificially reproducing the power of the elements of Harmony by maintaining a constant state of Harmony in herself, most evident in her rhymes. Of course this power pales in comparison to Harmony achieved in actual Friendships, but it works if you're a sad weird zigger.
>>25380641
Damn fullstop, u kinky
>>25380608
They've got lives to live. Plus, they act different around their other friends when I'm around. I'd probably be really passive if I saw them again and just chuckle out a 'yeah see ya.'
>>25380641
Ah i've been off the crossdressing thing for now. When you're living with the senpai, you cannot get caught. Plus, I seem to be able to control these urges now.
>>25380465
Thank you anon>tfw I literally dream about crossdressing sometimes
>>25380524
I'm pretty sure she's not a doctor, or even has thumbs for that matter.
>>25380657
But anon, the Everfree Forest isn't magical because the forest is being taking care of by the deers. Even the minotaurs and their ponies were tearing down that forest to make a mini mall. Learn to read the comic.
>>25380774
Rarity, quit looking at Bramble's anus. His dad is like right there.
>>25380764
Apparently parents is filtered out as senpai now
Also I have big news. Friendship really is magic but only on ecstasy
>>25380783
my waifu is cookies?
>>25380358
Haha, that's a good reference.
>>25380626
>tfw day off Monday
>preorder of Pipboy Edition in the mail.
>Tracking says delivery on Tuesday.
>>25380657
>a sad weird zigger
>>25380823
>preorder
>pipboy edition
I'm so sorry, anon.
>>25380774
Fuck off
Deer aren't elves
>tfw gonna miss the finale
>>25380797
>E
Frotting is hella gay, family.
Fun if kinda average episode. It was nice to see Twilight being an autist again, and for Zecora to show up again, too.
>>25380855
I already shifted an appointment away from that weekend
>>25380842
>>25380842
But they are. They are magical and they are the caretaker of the everfree forest. Just look at their architect and you can't tell me this isn't elvan.
>>25380838
Disposable income.
You'll get there one day.
>>25380823
Watch out! Someone doesn't like thing on /mlp/!
>>25380641
>>25380764
Do it anon, be the pretty marepost the results on /3dpd/
Cop pones
>>25380912
But pony like things
>>25380882
They seem more like pissy homersexuals than anything else.
>>25380917
>you will never bribe a pony with donuts
>>25380917
oink oink
>>25380917
Call the ponice, I don't give a fuck.
>>25380936
They are elves, after all.
>>25380914
I feel like buying stuff from cross-dress.com would be stepping over some kind of line.
Like, in 5 years I'll be buffalo billing it up with lipstick smeared over my face and plastic titties and shit.
>>25380957
It all makes sense now.
Touch the pone.
>>25380957
They are all actuallyNot appearing in this film
>>25380991
Will you sing Goodbye Horses too?
>>25380942
>>25380943
>>25380953
You are all being detained for excessive booping.
>>25380991
Everybody should feel pretty sometimes.
And as someone pretty unambiguously straight, stockings can feel pretty great.
[spoilers]Look for long underwear if you really need to justify it.
>>25381029
>runs off with the speed of melanin enhanced urban gentleman
>>25380992
And and they're canon into the MLP universe. Who knew?
>>25381029
I'm not going to listen to a police mare whose badge is probably made out of chocolate
>>25380994
ok now what
>>25381151
touch her even further
>>25381029
You'll never stop me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OE8OJCRgCQ
>>25381212
>>25381257
>an innocent pinkie pie
Where are the violent pinkie pies?
Where are the sexual predator pinkie pies?
>>25381212
I don't like this feeling
>>25380875
Agreed. They don't always have to be the absolute best of the best, though.
What happened to the jerk and rude ponies of the previous seasons?
>>25381297
Pinkxico
I want to sink my hands into Celestia's big butt.
>>25381317
Well the waiter pone was mildly rude to derpy if that counts
>>25381402
>Make an official Nyx toy
>Call it a reference or something so the original author can't copyright her
>/mlp/ goes ape like Skyla
I want to kiss Derpy.
>>25381481
only one pone has dared to get so close
>>25381398
sounds dangerous
Dashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh~
Over the fields we go, laughing all the way~
Hush, my little ponies,
Catch your sweetest dreams.
Fly amid the planets,
Drift in starry streams.
Fear you not, I'll be there
Shall the nightmares come.
Lay to rest, be well prepared
To meet the sun at dawn.
>>25381212
It would've been funny, but too out of place for this show.
>>25381526
>Over the fields we go, laughing all the way (HAHAHAH)
>>25381607
Stay warm, MLPG.
>>25381615
you are just cloud kicker's sister suffering a one time animation error you dumb horse
What would you do with a McKillip horse?
https://derpiboo.ru/1019299
>>25381587
You too, Anon.
>>25381632
YOU'RE A DUMB HORSE
>>25381632
Please don't bully the fillies.
>>25381679
Go to bed Dad
>>25381687
RUDE
AND VIOLENT
VUDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1LmRjxGqls
>>25381632
And yet the animation error is the only thing that people remember about her.
>>25380608
TWIGGY PIGGY
>>25381760
A lot of fillies from the old era are now forgotten.
Oh no! Pony is disappointed in the quality of the hentai she bought, and can only get semi-hard to it.
Her afternoon fapping session is ruined.
>>25381647
>rape
My name for Lost Treasure of Griffonstone is "The One Where Everyone Shouts a Lot".
>>25381837
Why did she transform into her super form?
>>25381837
Anon stop projecting your issues onto pony and get a job.
>>25381837
>buying hentai
I REALLY hope you guys don't do this
>>25380608
my old best friend and I are so different now
he's working out, surfing, training to be a professional athlete
and I'm playing video games and fantasizing about ponies
we've become completely different people
I miss my friend
>>25381845
That picture makes me smile in about 20 different ways
I want Metroid Ponko to suck my energy out in spurts while we adventure together to destroy Mother Twilight
>>25380608
Because I'm planning to kill myself sometime soon, though probably after ponies ends. No point in remaking friends when I'm going to go to Equestria in a year or two
>>25381847
For super fapping.
What the fuck else is an earth pony going to use super powers for?
>>25381810
I remember that filly.She owes me twenty bits.
Did you guys catch the Hoofball Match!
The Colts beat the Broncos in a total upset!
>>25381860
No anonHe misses you
>>25380608
My best friend and I parted ways when my new girlfriend got angry about us ERPing. That was like six or seven years ago, and I've been out of that relationship for three of those years.
Life just sucks overall.
Is it gay if I want to suck off an Anon while he pets me an calls me his good little mare? That's straight and normal, right?
>>25381911
I see a puffy thing
>>25381907
filly didn't know you charged for that kind of thing
>>25381932
Her tail is pretty puffy huh.
>>25381875
>not wanting to murder-suicide your friends when the show ends
>not wanting to take them with you to Equestria
that's very rude anon, you should be more courteous
>>25381929
maybe
but its okay, i want that too
>>25380608
I have new ones
Filly wantsa name.
>>25381951
If you want it too, that must mean it's completely normal. We're not gay, bro, we just wanna suck dicks and be treated like pretty mares like any other heterosexual male.
>>25381960
filly
>>25381960
not right now
>>25381911
Do mare sports dominate in Equestria, or do all the mares go crazy watching the stallions compete? The Equestria Games were certainly filled with a lot of mare competitors.
>>25381960
I name filly... Chara. Has a nice ring to it, dontcha think?
>>25381986
Donte pls.
>>25380882
They shouldn't be.
Why did he pick that forest, which is supposed to be "wild nightmare schwartzwald hell", over ANY OTHER in the setting.
>>25381984
I want to go back in time and cuddle that filly Dash
>>25382002
>he
>>25381875
That's the most depressing thing I've read all day
>>25381969
whatever man
I'd be pretty okay being gay for stallions normally
but I usually imagine myself as a mare when I fap
>>25382047
Chin up, bud, at least I have a solid plan.
Show me your strongest horse, MLPG.
Continue the story:
Once upon a time in the land of Equestria, ____________
>>25382055
Are you... me?
Maybe we could take turns being the pretty mare?
>>25382091
>>25382091
>>25382095
Rainbow Dash!
>>25382095
Niggers began awakening from the cursed far southern Cotton Fields of Cooncinatti. Twilight had a disturbing wet dream about them, then decided to ___________
>>25382091
My horses are too strong for you traveller.
What if Anon told everyone about Spike's crush on Rarity?
>>25382100
She's so sweet and innocent. How could a face like that belong to a bully?
>>25382121
No one would care.
>>25382035
I just noticed how sad, and unimpressed the stallion she's standing on seems.
>>25382130
Why not?
>>25382140
He's just a Dad taking his kid to an event.
>>25382147
Everyone already knows.
>>25382130
Probably the best answer.
>>25382114
Eliminate the menace. She decided to do this by ____________
>>25382002
>Ponyville located nearby the White Tail Woods.
>White-tailed deer live in wooded forests smiler to it.
>The comics stick the deer in the god damn Everfree instead.
>>25382160
Not everyone everyone.
>>25382165
casting a spell on every watermelon field in Equestria, turning the watermelons into __________
Anonhas a crush onyour waifu.
>>25382176
Jobs.
>>25382112
unloaded into a diaper.
>>25382176
DEADLY HOSE SNAKES! However, instead of attacking their target, the hose snake instead ____________________
>>25382177
Well, I should say I do, as she's my waifu.
>>25382158
>This is my day off
>I wish I was at home eating a hay burger
>The cheering is too loud
>My hooves hurt
>>25380957
>>25382191
sucked on vast supplies of golf balls, seeing how far they could suck them down. The Niggers, though, are still quite terrified of snakes, so they _________
>>25382159
Even Mayor Made and Cheerilee?
>>25382098
Cute horse.
>>25382241
Every. One.
Didja hear?
They're adding a new "triple x-l" section to the greasy slut!
All the waitresses are triple x AND extra extra extra large.
Filly has chosen you as her mate.
>>25382265
please no more
I eat there every day as it is
I'm going to have a heart attack
>>25382214
>>25380957
Smugdeer > shotadeer
>>25382265
>all the waitresses are triple x
The waitresses are all The Rock?
WHO'S READY FOR A RIDE?
>>25382278
No, you idiot.
>>25382312
>TWILIGHT WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
>>25382312
Blue Lyra is so cute.
>>25382273
Well... I suppose I can treat her like a sister until she's older...
Fluff'EmUp
>>25382324
Rainbow wouldn't gush, she'd explode!
>let us in, Anon!
>>25382098
what a silly pony
>>25382355
GO AWAY I'M POSTIN
>>25382325
Minuette is not a Lyra
>>25382355
Why would filly be interested in anon?
>>25382347
What if she exploded...
AND THEN EXPLODED AGAIN!
>>25382355
>Fillies and colts banging on your door every Saturday morning to watch cartoons
The weekend is nearly ded
let us post cute horses in its memory
>>25382289
Is it safe?
>>25382371
>>25382276
Both are cute
>>25382367
as per >>25382370, anon's got the only tv in ponyville
>>25382369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBk88yNcwak
>>25382378no_
>>25382380
That is a very cute horse anonymous
it is so cute I shall ignore your terrible filename
see this horse
she is alright, but I know many people like this horse. I will post this horse, and it will attract other, even cuter horses
Unexplained transformation of Sweetie Belle into a piglet with no loss of intelligence but the adoption of pig biology and instincts and the subsequent ostracization she goes through by her peer-group.
The ponies are transforming into magical girls again.
>>25382425
But does she have a sowpussy?
>>25382326
With a determined look on her face, filly fishes your dick out of your pants, plunges her tiny vagina onto it, and starts riding you rhythmically, rubbing your balls to help you cum.
As you are her mate, your duty is to impregnate her early and often.
>>25382422
you don't normally post Dash
this is clearly an omen of a good night
>>25382442
Well, I've crossed the point of no return.Mate with filly to make another filly.
>>25382442
THIS IS NOT SISTERLY.
THIS IS PRACTICALLY INCEST.
>>25382422
>I will post this horse, and it will attract other, even cuter horses
What about cunter horses?
>>25382449
she is not my kind of horse
but I am not past using her as part of a scheme to attract other horses which are my type of horses
>>25382436
Ab-so-lutely
>>25382449
>Dash
that pony has no wings
>>25382455
fillies can't have fillies
Ponies are not for transformation.
>>25382429
I respect the pony's decisions and will call for her aid if I am need of magical assistance
>>25382473
sometimes she takes them off to let them rest
>>25382467I love her
>>25382479
did he have to give up his horse dong to become a princess?
ARE THESE CUTE PONIES?
https://derpiboo.ru/992274
>>25382512
no, of course not
if anything, it's more magnificent than ever
>>25382493
how do detachable wings even work
>>25382478
Sure they can be! Just depends on the type
though ponies are the absolute best as the end result of transformation
>>25382478
But some ponies like being transformed?
This one actually wants to stay that way!
>>25380315
a monopoly has not spread to overvalue them like on earth.
>>25382514
a little
they'd be cuter if strawberries an carrots went together
>>25382514
yes
>>25382476
Not with that attitude.
>>25382084
not really.
>>25382527
I like that condiment monstrosity.
>>25382112
destroyed
>>25380068
I miss the S1 simplicity of things. They're going overboard with the details.
>>25382460
>Did somepony say th' magic word?
>>25382203
That is a nice looking school really
>>25382479
I would cum inside that princess butt
>>25382505
Oh my god.
I want toanally fist that fat ass
>>25382583
It's getting a lot more toyetic and clean. It's an improvement in some aspects
Why aren't you in bed with a pony right now?
>>25382614freaky ghost ponyfreaky ghost bed
>>25382514
both holly dash and carrot top are acceptable cute ponies yes
>>25382614
she's sitting in my lap while I browse the internet
>>25382631
>holly dash
I thought that was an ugly OC.
picarto DOT tv SLASH MightyShockwaveDraws
Streaming requests!
>>25382601I want her to shrink me down and let me crawl around her panties. Or just let me fuck her while she ignores me and reads a book.
>>25382652
it is both an oc and a canon horse
that was the first OC insert in the show, back in Swarm of the Century
I want a Zecora episode
>>25382455
>The combination of her incredibly tight, hot vagina, your pent-up sexual frustration, and the combined taboos of pedophilia and bestiality make you almost immediately start erupting a huge load into filly. After what seems like an eternity of toe-curling, mind-blanking orgasm, during which filly patiently and quietly waits for you to finish, filly carefully extracts herself from your spent dick, making sure to keep as much of your overflowing semen inside her as possible, holding it in with a hoof and carefully taping over her opening.
>Filly gives you a smooch on the cheek, orally cleans your limp penis, then returns it to your pants and zips you back up.
>>25382670
If she plays a major part in helping Twilight in the season finale..
>>25382634
prove it
let pony post something
and we'll know if it's convincingly ponyish or not
>>25382718
sdnjk sdnm,'/
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/dsnm, zxklje,.lcvkl; mnnm,nhjk
>>25382725
that's racist
>>25382750
that's how you know a pony typed it
ponies are racist as hell
>>25382658
Save me from this Hell by giving me requests!
>>25382698
>>25382783
Twilight blowing her load in front of all her friends.
>>25382783
oh I didn't see you there
pony of your choice trying to use a computer
>>25382698
dude lewd
>>25382783
Moondancer and Treehugger!
>>25382783
Twilight having a chaste and G-rated night with Spike
>>25382783
Christmas horses
>>25382783
Moondancer Moondancinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lFxGBB4UGU
>>25382783
Princess Rock the 80s doing pink horse things.
cute horse incoming
>>25382842
>mouth is full
>pony donut (ponut, if you will) is untouched
???
>>25382783
Anon and Treehugger doing lewd things to a stoned Moondancer.
I have a crush on Princess Twilight.
>>25382863
There's another one in his mouth, you dip.
>>25382762
it's true
they are casually racist against the lesser races
>>25382878
FFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAG
>>25382878
TimeSkipped Flash pls
>>25382658
OH BOY SUNDAY STRAM
>>25382887
isn't it true that you can either be cool or be mule, but not both simultaneously?
>>25382783
Freddie Mercury pone rockin at wembley stadium
>>25382863
There were two donuts
once
now there is one!
STALLION ATE THE WHOLE THREAD
>>25382924
I want to touch that stallion
>>25382981
Don't dew that.
>>25382977
DID NOT
>>25382981
you may touch that stallion in a supervised manner
Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Spitfire have invited you to go smoke some Hookah with the.
>>25383012
WITH THE PRINCESS?
>>25383034
Exactly.
>>25382924
Why is there a tiny princess Twilight hiding in his mane?
>>25383052
Celestia age-regressed Twilight into a alicorn filly
>>25383052
Why ISN'T there a tiny princess twilight in YOUR mane?
>>25383047
>worst princess
I'm out.
>This is how ponies die.
>>25383073
What a terrible opinion.
>>25383074
Why is Dash rainbow powered?
Why does she have a clone?
Why is her clone pregnant?
Oh man.
Oh jeez.
Oh god.
>>25383103
I blame xieril
>>25383103
all the ponies on that page are in their rainbow power forms for some terrible reason
>>25383073
But that's not twilight
>>25383103
She was trying to eat a bunch a cookies while going down a slide but instead she dropped a lot of them and they slid up her cooch instead
https://derpiboo.ru/1019407
I'll be in my soundproof bunker.
>>25380802
Your waifu is not real.
>I'm only wearing these stupid things cause they're comfy
>don't get any ideas
>>25380068
Starlight's upcoming time travel shenanigans could have been averted if Pinkie Pie didn't feel like referencing Back to the Future.
>>25383168
Cute-unf.
>>25383196
the idea I was getting was that I should get some horsepanties, since they sound very comfy
>>25383168
Is that what you call the trash can?
>>25383168
VERY unf
I commissioned KanashiiPanda to do an animation of futa zecora turning anon into a mare and fucking her
>>25383073
Cool it with those shit opinions.
>>25383268
neat
be sure to link it when it's ready
that's totally my kink
>>25383268
sounds fun
>>25383268
link it when it's done
>>25383268
>mare
>not a filly
what are you gay?
>>25383307
gown up fillies need love too
>>25383307
not everything has to involve fillies anon
sometimes having a notfilly getting mounted makes for a nice change
>>25383196
This is unf
>>25383286
>>25383291
>>25383299
>>25383304
>>25383307I'm lying
>>25383268
I don't believe you, you lying whore
>>25383329
okay
>>25383329
I really don't like you SEA.I used to love you.
>>25383329
fuck you
>>25383329
I don't know how people believed you, that's a lot to animate that you'd have to be loaded
>paying artists ever
>>25383374
Excuse me for believe some rich fuck in MLPG shares my fetishes;_;
>>25383387
well you're not doing a great job changing my mind about how most of our terrible fetish posters are just attention whores!
>>25383387
>rich fuck
>in MLPG
HA HA GOOD ONE ANON
>>25383200
this desu senpai, inb4 Starlight is Cadence's babby
>>25383415
the fuck
I didn't type desu senpai
>>25383414
well, some of us have inheritances
>>25383424
of course you did
don't fib anonymous
>>25383424
haha you fucking weeb
>>25382312
This image has so much in it
Reversed mane Mini
Mohawk Twilight
Twilight on her haunches
Spike high as shit
>>25383424
>>25383415
look at this fucking weeaboo
>>25383253
HOLY UNF
>>25383441
>mohawk
anon, thats just how horse manes work
they are all like that, though sometimes the animators forget to hide the other side of the mane when setting up the puppet
>>25383424
Of course you did, anon-kun.
If it were legal, would you fuck a real pony?
>>25383504
no, real horses are gross
>>25381355
Trump pls
>>25383537
I'd build a wall around the pony's ass
if you know what I mean
>>25383504
Oh yes.
>>25382312
>>25383583
>that's not funny Twilight
>>25383583
Season 6 should have a dealing with jealousy episode where Twilight gets to become a honourary Wonderbolt and Dash is salty as shit about it.
>>25383504
It's legal in my state.I've actually had sex with a horse before.I've also have done a really gross thing with a horse and a friend
>>25383607
Dash needs to give them the middle feather already
Wonderbolts suck
>>25383612
>>25383612
Please divulge the lewd details of your escapades so I may masturbate to them
>>25383612
>>25380358
This is glorious.
>>25383612
>watching Jackass with friends
>the scene where they do a shot of horse cum
>everyone in the room is retching
>I'm sitting there trying to hide my boner
>>25383623
they were pretty shitty to soarin in that one episode
I wouldn't have any interest in them if I was Dash, she could be something better
>>25383658
This post is going on the wall
>>25380068
you know somehow I didn't notice that they completely redid that background.
>>25383661
Yeah I hope they find a way to end the series without Dash joining, honestly. They've written the Blunderbolts into such a shitty hole.
>>25383623
No they don't.
This notion that RD should leave the WB is one of the stupidest I've heard. It reeks of "Wah I got rejected from the team I wanted to join Hasbro make me feel better!"
>>25383661
No they weren't. They were mostly fine to Soaron.
>>25383707
they don't suck that much but Dash deserves better than them
I know it's still gonna be a thing for a while because it's her childhood dream and life goal and whatnot but dang hasn't she accomplished more things than most of the Wonderbolts already?
The Wonderbolts are fucking terrible. Rainbow Dash is too good for them.
>>25383707
She's not on the actual Wonderbolts, anon. She's in the reserves.
And the problem I have with her eventually even being on the real team is that they've proven themselves to be both incompetent and amoral, let alone beneath Dash in terms of flying skill.
Honestly the Wonderbolts in-show need to drastically change, it seems though that they're run by buffoons and self-interested opportunists
A future episode could be
>Rainbow Dash joins the WBs
>she finds out they're incompetent idiots
>she fires half of them and restructures the whole organisation
>the Wonderbolts become respectable again
>she leads them into a new golden age of popularity
>months later she sees Spitfire panhandling on the street for money
>>25383697
Yeah its weird as its totally turned around from s1
Now they often show up as pseudo antagonists and tend to be either incompetent or complete dickheads when actually interacting with the characters
Even Soarin was strangely quick to jump into an overly accusatory tone in his last episode, it was silly
I am definitely not impressed with the blunderbolts at all anymore
>>25383742
agreed
>>25383697
What the fuck were they thinking in Rarity Investigates? That's the second episode someone gets demoted in order to promote Dash
>>25383734
>>25383742
No they're not and why the hell would she deserve better than an elite group that she wants to fly with? They are the best. She is the best.
"Wonderboltz suck" is pathetic. It's a red flag for "I got rejected and now want RD to reject people who are like the people who rejected me so I can vicariously through her."
>>25383506
How about an aunt?
>>25383642
It's non-pony and it involvesscat, piss, vomit and two chubby guys.
>>25383780
I've never been rejected by an organization like the Wonderbolts. But they are run by an idiot (Spitfire), and have shown in-universe that they're jokes(can't save Rarity, can't do anything about Spike).
Plus, they didn't even give Rainbow Dash the benefit of the doubt in Rarity investigates.
>>25383629
>>25383643
WHY ARE YOU SHOCKED?
WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED?
>>25383784
>I'M AN ANT?
>>25383780
She is better than the best.
She's proven it several times before
Out of the handful of times that the Wonderbolts have tried to save the day only like twice they've succeded, most recently during the Yak episode when Cherry Jubilee and Pinkie's cart almost fell to that crevice
and they were wonderbolt trainees
dash has singlehandedly achieved more things and broken records from the previous "elite of the elite" members of the wonderbolts. she's better than them
>that last entire sentence
sounds like you're projecting
>>25383804
>they didn't even give Rainbow Dash the benefit of the doubt in Rarity investigates.
Maybe they knew about the factory. Rainbow sabotaging an organization for personal gain isn't completely out of left field
>>25383804
1) Spitfire is not an idiot
2) They can't save people or fight dragons good but they are still elite flyers.
>>25383835
And of course you're that idiot
Spanking pony's butt to watch it jiggle.
>>25383794
Anon that is not sexy at allokay the pee pee is a little bit sexy.
>>25383836
It is idiotic. Dash literally saved their lives by doing a Sonic Rainboom in front of them, but they still put her through bullshit tests and dangle their status in front of her
>>25383832
This is so dumb. Are all dashfags this stupid?
We've never seen a list of the WB achievements, so there's no way to actually know if your statement is true. We know she hasn't broken their endurance achievement.
>Projection
I'm not. Try harder.
>>25383835
Indeed.
at least the wonderbolts have a really good taste for flight suits/uniforms
>>25383822
Would would win?
100 wonderbolts, or an ant?
>>25383870No backs for easy access
>>25383836
>Hey Lightning Dust, I like how your attitude, I'm going to make you Wing Commander.
>Heh, just kidding!
>I'm going to boot you out of Wonderbolts training, for possessing the qualities I was praising you for 20 minutes ago!
>I'm going to commend Rainbow Dash, even though she kept going along with what you were doing!.
>>25383869
>Are all dashfags this stupid
He said Mare Do Well wasn't a Dash episode once.
>>25383866
>they still put her through bullshit tests
"Wah I don't like ur rulez".
Sorry that's how organizations work usually. Doing something amazing doesn't exempt you from standards.
>>25383832
>she's better than them
She's still trying to join the WBs, so that's their call to make, not hers or yours
>>25383870
its a shame they are wasted on such terrible ponies
well the trainees aren't so bad, they seem to be normal pones still
can't be that awful with thunderlane and cloudchaser in your ranks
>>25383804
I always assumed they weren't there to save people, but to perform. like air shows
>>25383875
An ant
>>25383884
Everyone's cunt levels have to be amplified in order to make Dash seem good
>>25383884
So you are this stupid.
She was kicked out for being reckless you numbskull.
>>25383866
So if I save the life of a blue angel, I get to become flight lead?
>>25383900
They're part of Equestria's military.
>>25383870
their warm-ups are pretty slick too
>>25383893
it's also not my call because I'm not a goddamn show writer. I'm just pointing out the facts and why she deserves better than the wonderbolts
you really dropped the ball with this argument, man
>>25383899
Both the trainee suits and the actual wonderbolt suits are great
imagine helping a pone out of those
I bet they would really appreciate a pair of hands to help with those zippers and whatnot
>>25383869
>We've never seen a list of the WB achievements
That's kind of its own separate point. We've never SEEN them do anything to be these "elite flyers like >>25383836 said, it's more of that we're just told that they are good.
They really need an episode where they actually do something amazing to save face, otherwise Dash is better than them from what we've seen.
>>25383900
they lumped a ton of weird duties on them, they are no longer just stunt fliers
Spitfire was in charge of organizing the water retrieval for cloudsdale remember
>>25383916
They're the part of the military who are too shit to fight, so they just perform at air shows.
Just like in real life.
>>25383900
They seem to be in multiple capacities
>>25383899
>they seem to be normal ponies still
It does suck that they have to overplay their competitive aspect
>>25383916
Well, it's not like Equestria's military is much to laud anyways. Seriously there should be an episode addressing this.
Expecting them to fight Giga-Spike is unfair anyway. He's massive and breathes fire. What can they do?
>>25383912
Lets break this down.
It's the superior's fault, not the subordinate. If Rainbow Dash isn't accountable for what Lightning Dust did, than you have to acknowledge what Spitfire did was terrible.
She made a terrible judgement call, and never gave her a single warning or reprimand. She just booted her out.
It reflects very poorly on Spitfire.
>>25383915
Did you save a blue angel by flying a fighter jet?
>>25383915
>m-muh blue angels
They aren't the same thing
The original ending had Lightning Dust reprimanded, apologizing, and flying as wingpony.
>>25383925
"Everything has to be shown or it is not real!"
Ugh.
>>25383924
Everything you pointed out was rebutted.
>>25383922
oh man I forgot about those
yes I agree
>>25383935
>She just booted her out.
Damn right she did, and if you think she should have done otherwise then you really shouldn't be talking about judgement.
>>25383966
If Spitfire boots out Lightning Dust, than Rainbow Dash has to go too. They're a team, and equally accountable.
>>25383956
>"Everything has to be shown or it is not real!"
>Ugh.
I don't think you understand how good television works at all. Regardless, you're using a classic "I'm going to sum of the other person's argument in a derogatory misquote" tactic which makes your argument seem pretty weak to me.
>>25383986
>fire boots out Lightning Dust, than Rainbow Dash has to go too. They're a team, and equally accountable.
That's retard logic. Only Spitfire did what Spitfire did and only she is responsible.
>>25383988
I do know how storytelling works: showing everything is pretty impractical.
This thread has done a bang up job of reinforcing the stereotype of Dashfags as tryhard mouthbreathers.
>>25383950
I didn't like the exact ending we got but I wouldn't have liked that ending either
Lightning Dust's problem went to the core of her personality and it would not have been fixed with a single reprimand
>>25384003
So you're saying that the superior is accountable?
Then Spitfire should be the one getting a reprimand here, for making such a terrible judgement call in the first place.
They are trainees, she's the leader of the Wonderbolts. She should know better.
All she does, is come off as arbitrary.
>>25384014
yeah, she's too much like flyingsaucer
>>25384003
And you've done a fantastic job of saying absolutely nothing to defend your point and just insulting everyone to feel like you're in the right. You sure got me.
>>25384019
I love you too anonymous!
>>25384017
>for making such a terrible judgement call in the first place.
Can't wait to hear what was so terrible about it, and how it wasn't LD who had the terrible judgement. ENTER THE ANON FUCKBRAIN.
Clearly I have to make this simpler for you: LD is accountable.
>>25384014
You don't know anything about the magic of Friendship. You're not even a pony.
>>25384010
Wow how did I never notice RD was doing that with her Candy? That's super cute.
>>25384024
I did defend my point it's not my fault you and your buddy here are too dense to logic. I guess that's appropros I mean RD is too dumb to learn. Said so herself that one time.
>>25384014
Trixie was probably the only "redemption" they've done right so far. They should've handled it all in that episode
>>25384033
Lightning Dust made a mistake, but her actions do not deserve the punishment that she got.
More of the blame should be put on her superior, for making such a poor judgement call.
>>25384040
It also seems like Rarity is eating a single candy corn that was individually wrapped.
>>25384042
It might not happen all the time, but RD can be very aware when she is in the wrong
>Picarto went down
Sorry for those of you watching, I'll try to keep trying to get things back up and running.
Being a filly sounds fun. I'd like to try it some time.
>>25384108
its a bummer but technical difficulties happen!
I should probably go to bed anyway
I expect to see some extremely cute horse tomorrow
I stole Minuette's shutter shades.
>>25384169
you MONSTER
>>25384169
>stealing
>>25383926
and Dash for Ponyville. It wasn't that weird to me
>>25384169
If you don't look half as cute as she did in them then I'm going to have to take drastic actions to get them back.
>>25384194
>the "F" is for "Fapples", right?
>>25384200
in Comparison: A high school cross country team might host the town's annual 5k, even if they aren't affiliated with the project.
TWIGGY PIGGY
TWIGGY PIGGY
TWIGGY PIGGY
TWIGGY PIGGY
>>25384209
>>25384209
a for apples
b for bapples
c for capples
d for dapples
f for fapples
>>25384262
A is for Apples, that's good enough for me.
>>25384042
Your original point was so hard to understand, no one would even blame Dashfags for not getting it:
>"This notion that RD should leave the WB is one of the stupidest I've heard. It reeks of "Wah I got rejected from the team I wanted to join Hasbro make me feel better!"
>"Wonderboltz suck" is pathetic. It's a red flag for "I got rejected and now want RD to reject people who are like the people who rejected me so I can vicariously through her."
What are you even trying to say here? That people who dislike the wonderbolts only say that because they got rejected by something?
That's pretty dumb.
Your only other point is that We've never seen any of the WB's achievements, because showing everything would be impractical. That's not entirely true since we've heard Dash talk about their awards and records. But do you know why you don't remember that? Because most of the the time there's nothing to compare some random award to. Every time we're able to actually compare Dash to the Wonderbolts directly she blows them out of the water. And then they still treat her like shit in Rarity Investigates.
We are told that the Wonderbolts are great. We have seen that they suck.
>>25384238
Look at that little cutie patootie
the softest pony
>>25384287
[soft rustling]
>>25384296
>>25384287
It'll be really hard to top that scene in term of purple cuteness
it's just so cute
>>25384287
Daily reminder that she won't have those wings after the finale.
Pony is doing THAT thing again in public.
>>25384296
I want to knead the soft pony.
I want to use the soft pony as a beanbag chair.
I want to smoosh my face against the soft pony.
I want to do things to the soft pony.
>>25384328
because she won't outlive her friends?
>>25384329
rubbing your hooves is nothing to be ashamed of
>>25384329
I don't see the problem with cleaning your hooves.
>>25384323
>It'll be really hard to top that scene in term of purple cuteness
oh?
>>25384328
Why's that?
>>25384347
I admit, that whole scene was super adorable, but it's not a purple-only scene like the other one
>>25384347
Every time I see that I smile. She's just so happy that her brother is happy and hugging her. It's super cute.
>>25384347
fucking shining armor is so adorable
Pony should pony pony.
>>25383939
What if I did?
>>25384362
I love how her default position is that flying pose, you know she's been doing that since she was a filly with him
>>25384362
I wish I had a little sister that was that happy to see menonsexuallybut also sexually
>>25384376
picarto DOT tv SLASH MightyShockwaveDraws
Stream's back in case you want to see Moondancer toss donuts onto a background stallion's horn.
HUSHNOWQUIETNOW
>>25384359
The unzoomed in version of that scene had starlight shimmer in it though.
>>25384280
Some of the standards they're held to are unfair, but they have been assholes in the last three seasons
>>25384406
it's time to go to beb
>>25384328
Fuckin hell I can't wait to see your autist rage inferno from my house when that doesn't happen.
It'll be better than the Luxor skybeam
>>25384447
And lay your sleepy heb
>>25384447
That's my bed tho
>>25384493
you get tosleep on the couchinstead
>>25384527
why does this changeling want me on the couch so badly
>>25384461
hahahaha
You tell him Anon
>>25384383
I want Sweetie Belle to be my little sister
I want her to sing Hush Now Quiet Now like a black soul singer
I want her and her friends to wear their little crusader capes and run around my house
>>25384527
you coming with?
>>25384527
Sounds like we're sharing the bed then.
>>25384542
Do they still wear the capes?
>>25384542
we haven't really seen Sweetie do a monster solo like that recently have we?
>>25384537
Well yeah that was the joke.
Shit Lando, I thought you were smart enough to get it.
>>25383922
Fleetfoot has the 2nd softest, fluffiest mane on the show
I want to pat it
how do i become a contributor
>>25384589
Whos 1st?
>>25384594
create dank memes
you have steep competition!
>>25384594
Make stuff and post.
>>25384594
by contributing
>>25384602
Do people like Equestria Divided? I see it as a better Fallout:Eqeustria.
>>25384558
They'd better, they're cute af
>>25384594
Pay me money
>>25384602
>>25384613
No one fucking cares
>>25384615
don't be jealous Scootaloo, everyone wants apple ass
>>25384594
Rub ink on your anus and press it onto some paper and post the results here.
>>25384621
THIS IS ACCEPTABLE
>>25384629
Will ketchup and mustard ever be a pony or forever a human? What happened to the original human?
>>25384613
It absolutely dunks FoE
>Original
>Actually supposed to be about horses
>Not a circlejerk
>Has things to do that aren't circlejerking
>Edgy as hell, but it works
I miss the old game threads, but after trying to revive it twice, i'm glad to see it turning into something.
>>25384594
>tripcode
>??????
>profit
>>25384665
>Will ketchup and mustard ever be a pony
Nope
>>25384613
I've never even heard of it
what is it
>this song is about bunnies
>>25384703
An edgy alternate universe where the Mane 6 become the leaders of factions trying to kill each other.
>>25384627
>>25384714
oh shit I remember that
is it really just getting popular?
I thought it was ded
>>25384714
That sounds terrible. Ponies shouldn't be for killing.
>>25384754
It was dead, but there have been threads on /mlp/ for a month now, turning it into a wargame based off of the one-page Warhammer fantasy battle rules.
There's a small amount of new green.
>>25384785
Gotta have some darkness to remind you of the good.
>>25384794
Not him but just play a video game or watch an edgy cartoon/anime. Not everything need to be edgy for the sake of it.
>is anon still here?
>>25384809
I guess it's just an open canvas for some people, look at all these quests that popped up, and fics and so on
>>25384815
You gon get booped.
>>25384815
>She's actually hugging me!
>and shes naked...
What's more weird, that Equestria has TV, or that it's hay powered?
>>25384856
They definitely have movies and theaters and video games at least, so TV isn't much of a stretch.
>>25384815
of course not, he left ages ago.
It's safe to come out now, little pons.
>>25384855
she's always naked, Dash
>>25384859
this is incredibly silly
>>25384907
she usually has a hat on
>>25384937
she'd be cuter in a bandana
>>25384937
What if AJ wearing her sisters bow?
>>25384965
bows are for fillies only
you'd have to be crazy to wear one regularly as an adult
>>25384977
crazy adorable, more like
>>25384977
>>25384977
Oi mate I'll fuckimg fight you
>>25385002
>>25384994
>>25385012
just getting, bows are great
I really had you going there for a second
>>25385002
>>25385012
Flitter is the cutest little thing.
>>25385033
Isn't she so
>>25385064
I want to touch her bow
>>25385076
L-lewd
https://derpibooru.org/712553
>>25385086
You think thats lewd?
>>25385114
Poor little turquoise pegasus
>>25385114forced growth is about the only non-con related kink I can unf to
>>25385098
UNF
>>25385123
das cute
>>25385126
but she's lavender
>>25384704
SMELLY BUNS
SMEL LEE BUNS
WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING YOU
>>25385172
is she lavender all over?
>>25385182
Black marebits are great
>>25385197
black marebits are a huge turn off anon
>>25385209
Dark genitals are best genitals
>>25385221
If by dark you mean slightly darker color of their coat color, then yes.
>>25385209
pleb
pony wants to hear some human music
>>25385240
>>25385209
How does it feel to have objectively shit taste in horse vag, anon?
>>25385272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhNIxlShOqU
>>25385272
https://youtu.be/kbJcQYVtZMo
>>25385272
https://youtu.be/5ic5tpqyobM
>>25385347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgPwx0DjrWw
>>25385287
this is what pony had in mind.
>>25385370
>chilling with pony
>"anon, can you put on human music again, I like it"
>"you know that was just a parody, it wasn't really like our music, right?"
>"oh yeah...sure"
>>25385272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDJtBN2MbMA
>>25385311
Wow.
It's garbage.
>>25385398
Oh man I'd forgotten about the rap stallions
I'm having many thoughts racing back
>>25385390
>try to put on some real music
>"no anon. I don't like this. it's too complex."
>>25385123
>Implying poopNEET is the same as Twilight
>>25385449
Some day. I will. Hug that pony.
I want to eat sushi with Rarity
>>25385467
it should be placed over her babycave
>>25385453
In the meantime, why don't you hug THIS pony?
>>25384403
Done!
Thanks to all who stopped by the stream!
>>25385484
Don't ask how she came to this collusion, but Moondancer thinks that this is an effective way to flirt with stallions.
>>25385484
I don't like those horses much, but that's really cute
>>25385478
Well she's second best pone so yeah I guess I could hug her until the other is available.
>>25385484
aw man that's super cool
>>25385484
Hardly takes any skill or luck if she can just magic the donut wherever she wants it to go.
Dash can feel it, it's almost over
>>25385471
But then everything would taste like fish.
>>25385551
*apples
>>25385582
>>25385582
>>25385582
Twilight means well, her friends know that.
I love Princess Lyra