>"You're my bitch, you got that?! Do what I tell you when I tell you to do it, you tard!"
I love Spikefags and their desperate attempts to look so cool and tough.
>>25519517
They're Nyxfags in disguise.
Literal Jew Edition
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>>25519439
....Eh, alright I ain't got anything better to do.
Also, I accidentally made the thread 5 minutes early. So uh. YOU GOTTA WAIT FIVE ADDITIONAL MINUTES.
First for Sabaton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZm4zseMok0
>What do
>>25519353
Snuggle her warm and soft body.
>>25519353
Ask what the catch is.
Walk away.
>"Anon...why are there...lewd pictures of me on your human tech thing?"
"I didn't draw that." You raise your arms defensively. "That was another human. Some pervert I don't know."
>"...Is that...LUNA?! Doing it with me?"
>You begin making steps out of Celestia's room until all the suddden, the door slams shut in front of you and locks.
>>25519295
Then she turns into Molestia
>>25519295
And then they had passionate angry sex.
The End.
>>25519295
>"Show me how to find more of those with Luna, Anon. And not a single word to anyone unless you want to visit the Sun."
They got their cutie marks?!?!?
>>25519260
Nope. It's a lie.
>>25519260
Yeah. They did. You may be led to believe they're really important and special because of their abnormal marks and obtainment, but don't get excited. The ability to make asses glow and get others' to truly understand their marks isn't really exclusive to the CMC at all. AJ does it in the latest episode, too.
>SUNset Shimmer
>Trixie lulaMOON
>TWILIGHT Sparkle
>STARlight Glimmer
Try to prove that the "highly talented unicorns" aren't being named in relation like this on purpose.
>>25519172
>>25519172
>>25519172
>Princess SKYla
How does he pass the time?
Jacking it.
>>25518866
clopping
>>25518866
>Filename
kek
>"Hey, Anon guess what? I get my EBT recharged tomorrow! Isn't that great?!"
>>25518780
That's actually pretty depressing to hear.
>You look up from the newpaper you're reading and raise an eyebrow
"Your electronic benefit transfer? That you'll actually have bits? "
>You shake your head and fold your newspaper down.
"To be honest, I was wondering when you'd actually get off your lazy arse and do something about it. It's been Three months Dash."
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Next Anon writes RainbowCunts part.
>>25518780
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0glHrfxV0eb
Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy
>>25518612
this is a shit thread
>>25518698
you are the shit thread
>>25518612
kill it with fire
Every choice, every desire, every memory (even those you have forgotten) have been made crystal clear to her.Would she still consider you, Anon?
>>25518469
She knows I was just trying to have fun.
>>25518469
She knows I'm a perfect redemption story waiting to happen. Plus I'm a depressed scientist who could use some love and books. I think she'd understand
>pony waifu
Eww
One of these.
you fucked up
>>25518456
>hurtful
that's awful edgy, anon
"Anon! Last week you said you wanted a pet...well... I found a Komodo Dragon, and I think you two will really get along! Come to my cottage in an hour and I'll introduce you!"
>>25518403
That sounds fucking awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLIMgXv89VU
>>25518403
Come to Fluttershy's cottage in half an hour if you want an ass kicking.
>>25518403
If he bites me I swear I will not brush my teeth for a week and then come and bite YOU
>"I got a missed call from your bitch anon!"
>>25518386
this is a shit thread
>>25518386
c u c k
>>25518386
YOU LITTLE FUCK
i want to cum inside super sayin 3 pinkie
>>25518365
Get off of 4chan, underage before I take your Xbox, Mountain Dew and, Doritos.
>>25518378
nigga im 24
>>25518378
Nigga tryna take away a man's MLG smfh tbph fa.m
I don't get why everyone h8 her?
I mean I would totally opened that pussy
>>25518280
I would open her pussy like a season 4 finale.
As someone who's loved her since even before the S5 premier, the people who hate her are truly ridiculous people.
people seriously hate her? at this point she is even better than discord