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> Civilization and society rest on morals. Morals rest on religion. Religion rests on the Bible and faith in God and Jesus Christ.

>The Bible doesn't condemn any man because of his wealth. The Bible says the man that doesn't provide for his family is worst than an infidel. According to our standard of gold and silver, Abraham was worth a billion and a half a dollars. David was worth three billion. Solomon was worth five billions. Solomon could've hired Filtyh Rich to black his boots.

>Equestria needs a tidal wave of the old-time religion! Equestria needs to be taken down to God's bathhouse and the hose turned on her. And the time isn't far distant when the wheels of God's judgment are going to go sweeping through this old God-hating world.

>And I want to take a pledge and this audience to join me in pledge—that you will never rest until this old God-hating, Christ-hating, whiskey soaked, Sabbath-breaking, blaspheming, infidel, bootlegging old world is bound to the cross of Jesus Christ by the golden chains of love.

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http://strawpoll.me/6079225

Recent threads have brought some interesting matters up, which prompts a very important question.

If you went to Equestria, would you attempt to fuck a pone or completely avoid them because of their horse anatomy?

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Why is she so perfect?

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Episode 524: The Mane Attraction
Written by Amy Keating Rogers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mONREEdNy1E
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3evwhs

Judging by the reactions, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo definitely follow the popular music scene if they're so familiar with Sapphire Shores and Countess Coloratura's works. Even Sweetie Belle seemed a bit more acquainted with the latter; perhaps her friends saw to some remedial musical education after that little adventure to Canterlot. But they're probably not the only acts in Equestria, either. That is, there must be some middle ground between them and the Pony Tones. Quite a few ponies love to sing and dance, and it's not far from there to organizing a production of it.

That goes back generations, too - Granny Smith would have known a much different scene in her youth. Maybe she has some old records in storage, even?

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Do you like what you see anon?

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They're gonna fuck like wild animals.

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I was 10 minutes late edition

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This woman in Equestria. What happens???

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What happens?

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Hey guys.. Um. I want to just get something off my chest. And I know this is possibly the worst place to do this. But I feel as if I can talk with you guys before something shitty happens. So if you have time to read this, I would love if you guys did. Thanks.

First off, I just want to declare something about myself. I won't really go in to details about it or anything but I was recently diagnosed with lung cancer.. And uh. Well. I just want to say a few things about you guys and the fandom and all that shit just in case something shitty happens.
Uuuuh. Haha. Well. Its been a good ride. Holy shit. Not only did we become one of the most autistic fandoms to exist but also the most interesting. Because uh. Discovering this show was odd at first. I was just going through a family member of mines death recently; My older brother. He fell to his death while out with some freinds in the mountain doing an airsoft gun run and it's really been hard on my family. I fell into a really shitty depression and thing's just went downhill from there.
Then I met you guys. I watched the show one night as I was chatting with a freind on Skype. I watched it and was instantly hooked. The shows bright colors and aspiring feelings hooked me in. After watching throug season 1 and 2 my freind who recommended it to me introduced me to his other freinds who watch the show. We all chatted about the show and what not. And all of this; My freinds, the show, and you guys, brought me out of such a deep depression. I was more out of my shell, my grades stopped dropping, and gave me legit hope to my future.
I know I know, call me a ponyfag but Im serious. I never knew such a show would give me such hope and happyness.
So, the reason Im saying this is because I want to thank you guys for everything. Sure we have had some bad moments but this show was such a great thing to happen to me.

Fingers crossed that I'll pull through this. I want to see you guys expand and grow even further.
Thank you all.

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Can we have a cozy human cuddling pone thread?

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I don't know about any of you but I love Starlight Glimmer and can find hardly any faults with her. Whatever you may think of her, and whatever the writers intended us to think of her, I would marry her 100% and would not only keep my mouth completely shut about her little secret, but make sure everyone else in Our Town does the same by any means necessary.

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>"Is that what I think it is?"

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>"W-whoa. It's ok Anon. It was only a joke. J-just be cool. You don't need to be this angry. It was just a joke. I-I'm sorry ok? J-just be cool man."

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>"Oh hello Anonymous!"
>"Enjoying the festivities no doubt."
>"May I.... may I speak to you in private?"
>"Anonymous....out of all the ponies and well anyone I've ever met."
>"You are by far the most sophisticated and intelligent I have ever known."
>"Of course being such a sophisticated gentlemen, you must be a lover of the arts yes?"
>"Well of course you are.
>"And isn't it a tragedy that someponies cannot practice their craft because of financial constraints?
>"I'm sure that being such a lover of art, it must be a real tragedy yes? "
>"And being such an intelligent, and uhh handsome man. I'm sure you know that money is always the cause of these problems."
>"Well Anon, What if I told you, you had the opportunity to bring true culture to equestria hmm?"
>"I'm sure you'd jump at the opportunity. Yes?"
>"I guess what i'm trying to say is...can you give me 10000 bits to open an art exhibit...pretty please?"
>"I'll credit you in all my art pieces. I just want be famous!"