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Do you guys fantasize about your waifu, or just mlp characters in general daily?
I know i do.
What exactly happens in your fantasies?
What is the plot? What happens?
Mine:
I save fluttershy from a bunch of rapists, ram car through wall, guns blazing, all that shit. (in a sci-fi, nuclearwinter, apocaliptic, human world), then take her to my home by car.(In the house there are some human and pony survivors who are friends too) Then start to treat her bruises/scars while telling her that shes beautiful, awesome and everything is going to be ok. She starts to develop feelings for me, Which i find out about (her drawings in her drawer) For a while i tease her, for example by reaching for something in the wall cabinet, in the kitchen, while shes in front of me microwaving something. Pretty much dry humping her a bit, and watch her blush like a motherfucker. kek. One night i sleep downstairs on the couch, then flutters comes down for some water. I call out to her and tell her to come closer in a soft voice. (shes already nervous) I invite her on to the couch next to me (shes really nervous now)
From then on it's pretty much a shitload of kind words for her and her blushing all over, then i tell her that i know she likes me, and we sex all night.
I know that this is pretty much the most "beta" fantasy that you guys ever heard, but, to me it'sareally sweet and cozy one, and flutters is a cute. Pretty much every night i replay this scene, w minor changes.
Helps me sleep, good times man.
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>>28053207
What, no, that's fucking stupid.
No one on this board does that, ever, at all.
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>>28053207
No. I'm not a fag.
I write my fantasies down in poorly formatted sentences with grade school level vocabulary and post them here as greentext like everyone else.
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>>28053262
I suddenly feel the need to suck your cock and bump your shitty thread countless times while spamming MOAR like a retard
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So who does /mlp/ think is best Dazzling?And why is it based Adagio?
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>>28053175
Stay in your dead character general, faggot.
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>>28053197
Make me!
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Sonataonata
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Do you like Season 6 so far?
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>>28052773
Yeah, as much as stabbing myself in the balls.
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>>28052799
Do you like stabbing yourself in the balls?
/mlp/ why do you love your waifu
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because she is a pony if course.
I dont know excacly. I just find her sympathic. I dont want to brain about it now.
But I have a problem, I cant decide between waifus. here they are
1.Aryanne
2.Glimmer
3.Shimmeralmost wrote Himmler
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>>28052771
I can relate to your problem anon.
there is are so many great pones to choose from.
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Implying lyra is hetero
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New synopsis.
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>>28052519
>watching the show
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>>28052519
>E12
>First Aired: July 31, 2016
Wut?
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Already shit
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>You are Anon the beast.
>You are an unknown creature in that resides in Equestria.
>Everyone in this world only react towards you with only fear and hatred.
>Even though you are only a kid.
>Six years old to be exact.
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>>28052473
Poke pony butts
Ponies fear the finger
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>Get raised in solitude by Celestia or Luna, since they understand being alone as a species
>Vow to become one of Equestria's real citizens
>Spend formative years training to get as strong as an Earth pony, fast enough to outrun a pegasus, and talented enough with small functions and math/science to outthink even Twilight
>All to a Phil Collins soundtrack
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>>28052473
>"KAKARRRRRRRRROOOOT!!!"
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Has anyone else noticed that Ms. Harshwhinny is the hottest thing alive?
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>>28052328
Twilight Velvet is superior MILF
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>>28052675
>MILF.
Uh, Anon... She's a GILF now.
GOD
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Frieza is going to blow Equestria in 5 minutes. How can he be stopped.
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>>28052289
Quick! Someone get the real super sand lesbian!
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>>28052289
MEME POWER!
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>>28052289
It's okay. DBZ time is skewered so fucking bad it'll take at least a few weeks before anything really happens. They'll fix it in time.
Princess Cadence Time!
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>>28052250
FUCK OFF SHITBUTT
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>tfw no slobbery kisses from candybutt
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We all have Butts
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Can we have a Flurry Heart thread?
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>>28052052
Flurry Heart is going to be a cutie when she grows up.
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>>28052052
>>28052124
t. hasjew
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>>28052124
It looks more like she's looking down at you.
Insulting you because she thinks your weak.
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The moon is going to crash becouse some guy with a mask doesn't like pones, Which pone are you going to save and why?
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Can I save more?
All of them except Babs.
and only the ponies
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>>28051938
>which pone are you going to save?
Bitch, please. I'm gonna break the moon.
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Say goodbye to your waifu
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SOARINDASH FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>28051694
>shipfags
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>>28051694
Without trying to be radical, edgy, memey, conservative or whatever label one can be named.
Shipping has got to be the most single gayest, dweebiest, dumb, pointless, cuckoldry, lame, boring and unimpressive thing ever. And I hope that anyone even remotely interested in it knows how terrible it is and that they are equally as terrible in taste of entertainment.
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>>28051733
>dweebiest
Literally Gilda.
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Anon, stop that.
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He lets go
>My wings are so pretty! I love making new friends!
Twilight slaps her whooves over her mouth in embarrassment
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>>28051332
If I pull that off, will you die?
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>>28051346
It would be extremely painful!
Why haven't you gotten a body pillow of your waifu?
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>>28051284
Because there aren't any good sfw Pinkie pillows out there.
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>>28051284
Because I don't know where to look to find one
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>>28051284
Because I commissioned a lifesize plush of her instead.
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If you messed with time
What punish would you receive on earth?
Was Starlight's punish (nothing) worthy of the crimes she commited?
I mean, not even kids get covered in candies once they admit they copied on an exam
tl;dr Twilight is the shittiest mentor I have seen in my life
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>>28051275
>implying that you wouldn't be treated like a god on Earth if you were able to travel through time
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>>28051275
>go back in time
>Your timeline no longer has you
>Timeline you create is none-the-wiser.
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>>28051275
If anything she got rewarded for it.