>You are Anon the beast. >You are an unknown creature in

>>28052473
Poke pony butts
Ponies fear the finger

>Get raised in solitude by Celestia or Luna, since they understand being alone as a species
>Vow to become one of Equestria's real citizens
>Spend formative years training to get as strong as an Earth pony, fast enough to outrun a pegasus, and talented enough with small functions and math/science to outthink even Twilight
>All to a Phil Collins soundtrack

>>28052473
>"KAKARRRRRRRRROOOOT!!!"

>spontaneously cum & start farting

>>28052489
You mean this song in general?
https://youtu.be/-udx1ojowws

>get brought in by fluttershy
>fuck fluttershy

>fluttershy introduces you to twilight
>become friends
>fuck twilight at fluttershy's

>going to sweet apple acres with fluttershy
>meet applejack
>start doing some light work around the farm
>try to do work that's far too much
>applejack finds it adorable
>fuck applejack in the barn

>visit sugar cube corner with fluttershy
>meet ponka po
>get taken upstairs
>fuck penka peh
>fuck fluttershy and panki pah
>eat sugary treats
>continue to fuck the two

>meet rarity
>get new clothes

>get a visit from derpy
>fluttershy holds her down while you fuck her silly
>derpy likes it
>derpy now lives with you and fluttershy

>continued work on the farm
>fuck applejack
>take a break
>fuck applejack

>repeat the cycle of being cute, eating, drinking, working, fucking and sleeping
>be a father to several little fillies and colts by the time you are eight
>your kids grow up a lot faster than you do

>turn 13
>have orgies with ponies, including your children
>impregnating a lot of them
>this is normal
>you live a life of satisfaction and great happiness

>>28052543
I actually like this song

>>28052473
>Be ignored
>Starve to death
>Die

>>28052543
That sounds about right.

>>28052473
>Be ignored
>Steal food
>Become a nuisance
>Try to steal from Trixie
>Get caught and have to retrieve a magical artifact as repayment
>Find Robin Williams
>Become Aladin

>>28052643
And what exactly would you wish for?

>>28052585
>>meet rarity
>>get new clothes
you killed me

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>>28052695
Parents.

>>28052923
But Robin Williams can't bring people to life. It's part of his rules.

>>28052473
>become a sympathic,funny , and relatable absurdist antagonist

>>28053003
Don't you see?
Robin Williams doesn't resurrect the parents.
Robin Williams BECOMES the parents.

>>28052473
This concept seems familiar.

>>28052473
>he's survived long enough on his own that he's revived a nickname
Either he died or he really is some sort of monster.

>>28053167
Didn't NLJ try this?

>>28053499
Dubs deserve an answer.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27826043/#27827565

He did. Made it to where Fluttershy was his mom or something like that. Never continued it.

>>28052585
This is my fetish.

I suspect a situation would develop where the only Human in Equestria shares a similar relationship to Celestia as Integra and Alucard.

Humans being violent and cunning omnivores by nature they would be seen like Vampires are to Humans. I figure Celestia is pragmatic enough to realize that sometimes Friendship just don't cut it and having a blood hungry monster that is still capable of honor and obedience on hand to unleash on people can be useful.

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>>28053923
https://youtu.be/i0C3IhWcJH0

>>28053049
And then he dies

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>>28053923
>"Search and destroy!"

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>>28054044
Magic eating invincible demon you say?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoExgr3yzvg

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>>28054114

>>28053923
>>28054044
>>28054206

This is still a six year old right?
Also... who else can we kill?

>>28054369
Bump.

>>28052473
We had threads about an Anon returning to the woods and becoming a monster

>>28055775
Didn't that anon go to take a shit in the woods and then got eaten by hogs?

>>28052473
>get to be a 6 year old shota

hell yea

go around town and suck all the stallion dicks

>>28056082
How about NO!

>>28052585
Grade A green

>>28057028
Do you think we can get more in this thread?

I love the "HIE is a miserable existence" threads.