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Chad here
Chads exclusively prefer AJ

Beta cucks like Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie

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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up pinkie pie plushie my name is john but u can call me t3h Br0ny oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im a brony!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet bronies like me _… i like 2 watch mlp w/ my boyfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO funny!!!! hes a brony 2 of course but i want 2 meet more bronies =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
CUPCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random like pinkie again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h Br0ny oF d00m

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>>28687921
Always warms my heart to see ancient pasta

Doesn't disqualify AJ from being the objective Chad choice.

Dashfags are getting there, I guess. You're like a step down though.

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>>28687899
>Celestia is pure white
>Best role model
>NMM and Chrysalis is black
>Villians

>>28687926
holy shit

>>28687926
Sombra and Tirek mostly black too.

>”Don’t you think that was a little harsh?” She whispers in your ear. “I mean, I realize that she’s a really bad pony, but she does look upset.”
>You sigh.
“Yeah, maybe you’re right.”
>Walking over to the bandit leader, you place your hoof under her chin and sit down so that she’s looking into your eyes.
>Even now, you’re a little torn.
>They lied about being good ponies once.
>But when you look into her eyes, a tear rolls down her cheek.
>Preparing your words, you speak.
“Hey, it’s okay. Maybe I was a little too harsh. If this is what you’ve done your whole life…”
>”I-it is,” she chokes out.
“I won’t let you off free, but instead of no desserts, you’ll only be allowed to have one pudding and cookie per day for 5 days. Also, 30 minute time outs is just too much. Two 15 minute time outs per day. Does that sound fairer?”
>”I’d rather not have any at all…” she says quietly.
>You shake your head, giving her a hug.
“I know, but you need to learn your lesson, okay? Stealing from ponies is never okay. You always have to ask permission.”
>She leans into your hug reluctantly.
“Please take your punishment, I’m doing this to help you,” you urge.
>The pony simply nods.
“Thank you,” you say, giving her a smile and wiping the tears from her eyes.
>Finally, you stand up, giving her a reassuring boop.
>She scrunches, and you both giggle.
(cont.)

>All too soon, you dust yourself off and get Craft hooked up to the cart.
>Waving goodbye to the bandits, you hit the trail once again.
>The ridge vanishes behind you and the rocks turn to sand and cacti.
>Several buildings stick up on the horizon, far in the distance.
>As you near the town, Path trots up to your side, looking at you with concern.
>”Hey, are you doing okay, Cocoa?”
“Hmm?”
>”It’s just, they told us being a guard can be tough sometimes, and I just wanted to make sure that you’re doing alright, after all that stuff you did.”
>Your mind flashes back to the fight and subsequent punishment.
>You booped a defeated mare to make sure she’d stay down and sentenced a mare to several cumulative hours of timeout and restricted rations.
>How are you holding up?

>>28687237
I'm doing fine I guess. Sometimes what I'm doing doesn't really feel right.

>>28687137
Like you, I like just about anything, but my favorites are New Wave and Vaporwave.

>>28687137
I like a little bit of every genre.

>>28687137
I actually kinda like classical.

I want Glimmer dead.

>>28685543
>How's it feel oldfags to know Starlight is better than the mane six in everyway now?
Even the bullshit Most powerful objects in the universe are nothing compared to her.

This should have been the summary

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>>28685543
>Glimmer's face is evil as fuck

It's like they know. It's like they know how much Glimmer's existence pisses us off.

What I don't understand is why Glimmer is in the comics at all. I didn't think she was a Hasbro decision at all. Hell, does she even have any toys? If that's the case then why the fuck is she here?

>>28684648
Moments later.
https://derpibooru.org/985139?scope=scpe3c11f404d94f46018c88591ae0b1ede5cfd9e606

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>>28684648
Meh. I find these two to be better.

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>>28684662

>>28684165
I remember stumbling across that shit when I was first installing my little karaoke. man thanks for the nostalgia.

>>28684165
Back when the show was wholesome and innocent. Feels so weird now.

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>>28684165
I member

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>>28683950

>>28683950
No, no it wouldn't. Yuri is for betas.

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>>28683950

You forgot best filly

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"I thought you said you were on the pill."
>One of your little demons knocks over a stack of books on a table.
>"I was. I am! But the tests don't lie, Anon. We’ve got company.”
>A brawl has broken out between two of your sons and one of your daughters.
>Smart money's on your little girl.
>"There is something seriously wrong with human biology.”
>You hear something crash in the kitchen.
>Another fun project for you to deal with.
>You sigh heavily as you feel your youngest spit up all over your back.
"Alright, hon. I'll take a look at names, you go upstairs and take a nap. I got everything down here covered."
>With sympathetic eyes, your princess wife floats the book over to you.
>"Good luck, dear."
>You catch it with one arm and balance your infant son in the other.
>Meanwhile, your warrior daughter yells triumphantly at her defeated brothers.
>You're about to turn your attention to the catastrophe that is your house when a magical grip takes you by the shoulders.
>Despite being the oldest, she really was the biggest baby in the whole castle.
>You lean down and give your purple pregnant pony a nice wet smooch on the cheek.
>One of your sons notices and gags out loud.
>"Love you, Anon."
"I love you too, Twilight."
>Satisfied with the attention, your soon to be bloated and irritable wife begins to retreat to your bedroom for some well needed rest.
“Hey, you think we can sue the pharmacy that sold you your birth control?”
>You shout as she trots away.
>She waves as hoof lazily in your direction, and you think you heard her mumble something dismissive.
>Right, now back to this disaster.
>”Daddy, what’s birth control?”
>Your one of your daughter looks up at you with curious eyes.
“…Uh. Well…”
>Just another mess for you to clean up.
>But you still couldn’t be happier with your ever growing army of abominations, and your beloved wife.
>Even if you’re pretty sure she’s lying to you about being on the pill.


Some wonderful anon wrote this in another thread

>>28682306
nigga there's porn. There are better uses of your time then waiting for shittly written smut with your obvious greentext bait.

>>28682306
Fuck off, I only jack it to pictures of Del Rivo apple juice.

>>28682306
its shit

holy shit, that was my childhood

>>28681031
Hide shitty "unrelated franchise in equestria, what happens/do?" threads.

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>>28681031
>Remember guys, eating pony ass is okay

Rarity deserves to have her feet worshiped, preferably by me

>>28675994
brb fapping

>>28675994
Or she was thinking that her friend Applajack's went on stage the other week wearing 30 lbs of filleted horse cock and balls , and she was not going to be upstaged by some fucking pop star.

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>Well that’s been plenty of excitement for today.
>Or yesterday rather.
>It’s already past midnight and the moon has begun its descent across the sky.
>Treading back to the inn you notice a few heads poking out of windows.
>They must not have appreciated the yelling.
>You begin transmitting a report back to Twilight over the day’s events.
>Including the less than pleasant encounter with the wizard.
>On the bright side though you feel much better than you did earlier.
>Things aren’t getting blocked out and it’s much easier to think now that your systems aren’t straining.
>Quietly creeping back into the room, you shut the door behind you.
>Fruit and Gear are still asleep in their beds.

>>28663555
Welp, there's our friend again.

Sentry until morning.

>>28663555
Oh great, moth boy is back
I'm with >>28663611 sentry until morning

>You stand there and breathe slowly, letting tears run their course. Sure, your eyebrows will grow back, but what about the irreparable mental damage? Somebody has to pay for it.
"Damn elementals... I'll get them, I swear."
>"There there, count yourself lucky" Brunhilde steps in front of you, giving you a pat on the head. "Maybe you'd like a hat to cover your shame?"
>"Um, I don't mind giving you mine for the time being" Live Fire takes her dark red beanie off. "It might be a little small..."
>"Nonsense!" Merry grabs the beanie and slams it on top of your temple. "Hmm... the horn might be a bother... mind if we cut a hole in it?" She asks Live Fire.
>"Well, I'd prefer if you don't" the cragpony puffs her cheeks.
"Absolutely not!" You take the beanie off and put it on Fire's head. "This was my gift to you, don't you dare cut it for my sake. I'll find myself a hat tomorrow."
>"Ponies, I remind you that it's still night" you hear Partisan's voice, the pegasus walking towards you with the huge direwolf in tow. "We must get to safety. Can you walk?" He asks his partner.
>"I can, and run" the wolf shakes his fur. Under the moonlight, the pearl white of his back shimmers with a certain sparkle, a certain glimglam.
>You make your way across the forest in the dead of night. Fortunately, nothing else comes your way during the trip back. The gates open once you arrive, your burly friend the gatekeeper expressing great relief and happiness upon seeing Al.
>"You saved my best friend, for that alone we owe you in great measure" Partisan turns to your party before leaving. "However, before we leave you to sleep, I must know: how come you decided to travel here, and so late in the evening? Didn't you know the roads out of Auroria are blocked?"

Giving a little extra time for votes to roll in.

>>28663358
We heard there was trouble at the old camp so we decided to come and see if we could be of help. Also we're on our way to Deamonview.

Maybe we can wear a bandanna to cover our brows?

>>28663358
We wanted to see how old town was doing.

I can't remember what we were doing here at all.

I guess we wanted to learn about augmentations like what kinds they have and what they're capable of.

>>28660730
>>28660877
We are getting small, electronics related jobs from groups related to augmentations in a try to find some clue of what to do, since the suspect was apparently also doing a job for one of them.