Choose your destiny.

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>>15714010
Destiny chosen.

>>15714035

This. Misato without Misato's issues is perfect.

Tessa is still the worst. She's a moeblob homewrecker.

Who wins in the manga/novels?

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>>15714010

>>15714061
Flawless victory for Chidori.

>>15714061
Kaname, obviously.

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Anyone who doesn't pick Mao is a limp dicked faggot ass pussy who couldn't please a women if their life was on the line.

>>15714061
He tells tessa straight up that he prefers kaname

>>15714111
How did she take it?

>>15714061
>Who wins in the manga/novels?

It's never even been a contest. Tessa has been shown as creeping on him since the start.

Are the novel translations worthwhile?

>>15714010
Tessa of course. Chidori belongs to Sousuke. Trying to take her away from him will end up with me killed by an RPG.

What sins mankind committed to be punished by existence of Tessa?

>>15714365
The rise of Moe.

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Was it rape?

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>>15714137

It could have gone better

Chidori never did anything for me, so I was going to say Tessa by a country mile, then I remembered about Mao.

>>15714035
Fpbp

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>>15714010
Done.

>>15716191
pop pop pop watching bitches drop

>>15716650
I thought the noun was "motherfuckers"

>>15716654
yeah, but it's the other sibling thats into incest.

I still don't understand why does everybody hate Tessa so much. I had no problem with her back when I was watching FMP

>>15716780
>TEE HEE LOOK AT ME IM SO SUPER SPECIAL THAT IM THE CAPTAIN OF A SUB AT 14 AND IM SUPER CUTE AND HAVE A CRUSH ON THE MC

>>15716783
It's not like Kaname has all that much going for her though. Even Kyoko is more interesting.

>>15716783
I just recalled that one doujin where
she gets drunk off her ass and fucks every nameless soldier on the TDD sub at the same time, thinking that they're all Sousuke.
A good chicken choke was had that day.

>>15716784

Maybe. But Kaname isn't a SUPER SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE CAPTAIN OF MILITARY FORCE

>>15716802
Yeah because "super special Whispered (even more than the other ones) with a secret dark side evil twin, and also she's a memedere" is so much better

>>15716804
>Yeah because "super special Whispered

That's actually plot relevant.

> with a secret dark side evil twin,

That's also Tessa

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I'd never been so passionate in my hatred for an anime character until I'd seen Tessa in TSR

I did not think this series had very good girls. Unless you count the mecha.

>>15716814

Mao is top tier

>>15716814
Tessa is the only bad one 2bh

>>15716817
Nah, the blue one was extremely irritating and had lame plot payoff.

>>15716818
Sousuke likes her, and that's what matters.

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Best girl !

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Tessa a best.

>>15716846
I got some bad news for you, anon

>>15716822

It was just the same tired slapstick HUR DURR DUMB PROTAGONIST tsundere crap we see in every other show

>>15716861
She's much more dere than she is tsun

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>>15716822
Sousuke is a cool dude, but his taste in women is atrocious. Even goddamn Gauron is a better waifu than Kaname.

Isn't that right, Kashim?

>>15716860
What is it ?

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>>15716882
blacked

>>15716794
Sauce ?

>>15716886
I think this may be it:

https://exhentai.org/g/448159/e8b07686a0/

>>15716879

PONY TAIL!!!!!!!!

>>15716879
Fumoffu is a miracle of universe.
Was there ever a better comedy anime?

>>15716879
Did Shirow Masamune ghost direct this episode?

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>>15717000

>>15716191
Is she okay?

>>15714010
i want to lewd Tessa so hard ughhhhh

>>15717098

I hope not.

All girls are fine.

Even the one who got shot and died too, she was cool.

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>>15717000
Yep. Amagi Brilliant Park, by KyoAni, the makers of longtime /m/ favourite K-On.

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>>15718508

season 2 when

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>>15717404

>>15718508
S2 never. Fiddy winning the Kanyebowl must be animated.

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>>15716191
hoe with the gun is just jealous of best gurl ~

>>15714075
picking Mao is like picking an S&M queen , you prolly like it being tied up in bed with a stick up your $#@!# . You can tie Tessa up and she's prolly ok with it (≖ ‿ ≖)

>>15716849
bestest gurl ~

>>15716871
in..intimidating Afghanistani is intimidating >_<

>>15718625
>>15717404
hnggg

Conclusion Tessa a best waifu ~

>>15716871
I'm not gay but I would fug Gauron

>>15718929

Mao will rock you like a hurricane. Tessa and Chidori and bland boring Japanese dead fish waifus who will just lay there and pretend to cry about your tooth pick sized pecker

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>>15718960
There's no doubt Mao will dominate both Tessa and Chidori like little kittens in underwear tied with rope etc . . it's just preference m8 .

(You) like sharks

I like dolphins ~

>>15717000
Cromartie
School Rumble (dubbed)

>>15716902
Anyone have a title? Too lazy to get past the panda.

>>15719256
jesus christ, just replace the X with a hyphen holy shit

>>15714010
Nami.
Dead waifu for mortal men doomed to die.

>>15718981
You want to be dragged to a dolphin race cave?

>>15714010

I fucking hate Chidori's face. Even for anime she just has gigantic bug eyes

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>>15720802
I'm not sure what you mean.

>>15719256
You literally just make an account on the site to get around it. I'll never understand why people need guides for this shit.

>>15714010
Tessa, every single time.

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>>15714010
best girl of course. FUCK TSUNDERE WHORES!!!

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Tessa, because she's a Gundam.

>>15717063
Why do you ask? Is it full of shots of lamp posts?

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>>15718929
Oh no i have been teleported back in time to 2007 again

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>>15719723
A what ?!

>>15721380
>>15721405
stay classy m8s ^~</

>>15721425
new meaning to I am Gundam w

>>15724381
the past might not be too bad . . . considering some of the crap we get today , a few gems but non like FMP .

FUMOFU RUGBY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbMBU1tguBI


you too ~

>>15724433
>>15718981
>>15718929
Jesus Christ these posts gave me cancer. Have your (you)s.

>>15724443
It's probably the same guy from the beginning of the thread that was raging about Tessa trying to false flag. Not sure I've ever seen this much high level mindless autism on /m/. Usually what we get are long winded posts in response to realisticucks

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>>15724443
>>15724452

Chidori has a cure for you, nothing wrong with rooting for my best gurl ღTessa ღ and series

>>15724433

Id date Yakuza chan

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TESSAFAGS CONFIRMED ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>>15724524
She's not bad , sweet gives off an elder sis vibe and daughter of an Yakuza clan , I respect your taste bro .

Here's a wall paper I just cleaned . . for some reason the red's in most pic gets corrupted easily . note 1920x1080

>>15724472
>Chidori is literal used goods

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>Some people in this thread want an underage kawaii doormat girl for a wife
>Not wanting the challenge of being the doormat yourself to a sexy, capable and fun actual WOMAN, who'll let you see her more sensitive side over time if you can actually work to earn her full interest instead of ending up as her "fuckbuddy of the week"

Have fun becoming ever more stale and uninspiring as a romantic partner because your relationship lacks spice, Tessafags.

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>>15724653
Looking for an AS (arms slave) fight again ?
beating you once wasn't enough ?
mao-neesa.. maofag

>>15724653
We all know Mao is saving her vagoo for that fag Kurz.

>>15724653
You got this all wrong because you've forgotten how the Japanese think. Since Mao acts as manly as she does, that means she obviously hasn't grown up yet and would make a meek and submissive partner because she's clearly inexperienced about matters of love since she hasn't awoken to the virtues of femininity yet.

Tessa, on the other hand, is squarely a lady, and a composed and confident one at that, to the point of pursuing her own love interest despite him never returning any affection to her. As befitting her role as commander, she would love you much more fiercely than her appearance suggests.

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>>15718508

In fairness it was written by the same guy.

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>>15725412
>Gatoh wanted to legit make her a former Adult Video star, but the editor said no so he changed it to Animal Video as a joke on the letters.

>>15716191

Still my favorite FMP image.

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>>15724665

Ah yeah I remember that fight. It was the one where you would have been long dead if this was live fire and you damn near wet yourself over a paint ball match. You want to try without training wheels and see how that goes?

>>15714037
>homewrecker

?

>>15716820
>shaved

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.jpg

>>15716879
Has he been taking horse steroids?

>>15726379

She tries to get between a couple

>>15717404
Too late, Mao already did. And fml, I lost the image of it...

>>15716879
Hey! You got your Words Worth in my Full Metal Panic!

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>>15725674
Mao-nee you still butt hurt over that fight ? as I recall you still owe a run around the base in your underwear :P

>>15726769
>you still owe a run around the base in your underwear

That's a punishment to her?

>>15714035
sadly there's not enough hentai of her

>>15717098

it turns out it was just the remains of the machine that created the whisper and the whispered fucking with everyone's head.

she then (appears to) shoot sosuke as well only for him and tessa to come to and be revealed as perfectly fine revealing the mind fuckery.

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>>15729520
whew thanks was worried there ~
dammed mind fuckery indeed.

>>15729520
>>15729815

would have loved to have been following the series when that shit got printed. I bet the reaction was INSANE

>>15729916
>I bet the reaction was HILARIOUS

FTFY

>>15716191
>>15729916
>>15731213

There were some VERY angry threads on /m/ for while about it.

>>15731220

I imagine

>>15719256
Swap out ex for g-e

>>15714010
Why not both?

>>15724594
?

>>15726385
Pubes are banned in anime ever since Gunbuster.

>>15716879
He did nothing wrong. He was simply persecuted for having superior taste.

A true hero.

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>>15732839
I WILL NEVER *NOT* BE MAD!

>>15714010
Mao is the only choice

>>15716191
that not how shots work

>>15731220
This page still gets some people from time to time.

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>>15714010
Behold the best mook mecha design in history

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these guys were hype

>>15724653
Being a doormat to a woman is like asking to get cheated on. Hardline "Gentle Femdom/Role Reversal" shit like this is just as unrealistic and cringeworthy as what you are (nevertheless correctly) arguing against.

>>15726385

Dude, every anime girl is shaved. What are you mad about?

>>15735103
I love them, they were so perfectly soviet cold war and zaku II at the same time

>>15736750
Which is hilarious because 0% of japanese girls irl are, aside from the ones in porn

>>15734414
Nobody cares, gun otaku. Go to >>>/k/ and stay.

>>15729209
There isn't enough for FMP in general

>>15714010
Mao you fucking pleb

>>15724526
>suicide watch
Haven't they all been dead for years

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>>15741398
we are resurrected

>>15742308
>adidas
All day I dream about Sousuke?

>>15743757
?

>>15736787
Uhh pretty sure the porn ones aren't either, outside of specific subgenres.

Japan in general doesn't share America's obsession with shaving.

>>15747110
Don't mind me, Just dusting off a vintage 90's meme, from before your time young'un. Never mind, it won't be funny if I explain it.

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>>15747452
thanks buddy, making me realise this show is almost old enough to post here and I watched it when it was new

>>15733579
I feel your pain, friend.

sfw you will die before they produce another season of this.

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>>15735103

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>>15747687

>>15748921
Yeah, and we were supposed to get Jinraiger. And Justeen. And Live action Gaiking. And Shin Great Mazinger. And...

>>15716885
This is weird,I always thought the Belial was silver, grey or maybe even a shade of red.

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Tessa :3

>>15747664
I haven't seen that thing since middle school

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Tessa is a sexual beast. A fucking animal.

>>15750359

Tessa has all the sex appeal of a cold bowl of porridge

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>>15750524
That's fine too. I'd love to eat Tessa.

>>15750524
More for me.

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>>15750524
>>15750571
yum
>>15750630
no me ~ (￣へ￣)

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>>15750571
>Teletha
>not T(h)eresa

HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP?!

>>15714010
I'd go with the white girl

Good white girls are hard to beat

>>15714037
Kill yourself crypto-Chidorifag.

>>15714075
>please a woman
It's a woman's duty to please her man not the other way around you beta faggot.

>>15751484
>Not throwing your girl a bone every once in awhile
You're just asking to be cucked

>>15716783
How to spot a literal dick sucker.

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>>15714010
Flawless Victory. MORTAL KOMBAT

>>15751489
The only bone she's ever going to get is my dick.

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>>15743757
clever and true

>>15747452
>Just dusting off a vintage 90's meme

Does it matter that it predates 4chan?

>from before your time young'un

I was born well before the '90s, you condescending little shit.

>it won't be funny if I explain it

And if you don't then I won't get it, in which case it's STILL not funny, so you really have nothing to lose by explaining it and no reason whatsoever NOT to!

>>15752533
Settle down, hose nose. Why are you taking a harmless joke as a personal attack? If you can't handle a little banter then I question whether you should be in the banter kitchen.

>>15752722
I require information, of which spouting a bunch of trite, obnoxious clichés provides none. If you're going to respond, at least have the sense to tell me what I want to find out.

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>>15752076
You're doing it wrong.

I want to use Tessa as a footrest!

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>>15753040
Well, actually...