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So which Shirow girl had the best hair?

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So which Shirow girl had the best hair?
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>>15504482
All of them.
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>>15504599
How sweet of you.
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>>15504629
Don't be a bully anon you know what I meant.
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>>15504808
You said all of them and I'm making you stick to that statement.
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>>15504482
The Major.
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>>15504836
Not too sure about that.
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>>15504821
No.
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>>15504482
It's a really tough question.

The puma twins have maximum floof but it looks a little too cartoonish at times, and in Conflict it ends up looking more like spikes than hair.

Motoko starts out with amazing hair, but as the manga goes on, it becomes flatter, and in 1.5 it looks pretty boring.

Deunan starts out with something rather basic but in the latter chapters it becomes much fluffier and more characterful.

Leona's hair fits her character perfectly and it's always nice but it doesn't stand out a lot.

Same with Sybil and Seska, it's nice but a bit too flat, and her headbands are what makes it work.

As for the various supporting bishoujo girls, they got nice thick bobcuts but it's never as fluffy and spunky as Motoko's hair. Kurutan is probably an exception, though.

F6 and F5 have lovely white hair but the main appeal is how well it works with the rest of their design.

2501's hair is gorgeous, but it doesn't have that wildness to it.

And all the other girls have simple variants of those hairstyles so I don't think they're worth bringing up.


So, all in all, I think I generally prefer Motoko's early hair, if only because the side bangs give it an unmistakable shape that strikes a perfect balance between tomboyish and womanly, wild and luxurious, but I don't think it can legitimately be called "the best", if only because there are other girls with hair just as sexy or just as fitting to their character.

I think it also depends on the color: Motoko's hair color often changes and I think it's at its best when it's a deep indigo color, otherwise I find it less interesting. Same with 2501 and Kurutan: they look a little plain with brown hair but amazing when blonde. F5 and F6, on the other hand, look better with slightly bluish hair that contrasts their bodies, than with grey or blonde hair, and the Twins look better when their hair colors are different, rather than when they're both blonde or both redheads.
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>>15504836
pof pof
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>>15504839
Their hair isn't floofy, it's enormous and rough and scratchy in any other shot.
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>>15505852
The puma twins are the embodiment of floof
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>>15504629
>>15504821
>SHIROW DOES SAMEFACE
uh oh
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>Thanks for the burger Anon it's mmffff on nom nom snarf it's *swallows* really *burps* good *farts loudly*
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>>15506327
BUUUUURRRRP!
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>>15506327
>>15506345
Why are Shirow's main girls so gluttonous?

And how do they manage to stay lean despite eating and drinking so much?
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>>15506366
They're gluttonous because they live super busy, hyper active lives and don't have much time to eat or drink, so when they do get the chance, they go for broke.

Same for why they stay so lean. Calories in, calories out.
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>>15506345
silly space witch
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>>15504482
those look like tasty fruit sorbets, but what's up with the various dildo-shaped glasses?
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>>15507936
Future condiments.
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>>15507993
Horseradish sauce?
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>>15504482
Motoko has no dandruffs because her hair is plastic, so she wins!
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>>15509657
It's also probably scratchy and super static-y .
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>>15509657
Shirow gals don't have dandruffs, they take good care of their floof.
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>>15504482
Hard mode: Anna or Uni?
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>>15510778
Uni.
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>>15510778
Umi.
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>>15506327
>>>/tv/

Faggot.
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>>15509831
Bye!
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>>15509831
I want to commit a crime.
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This one.
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>>15511410
And forget about floof, I genuinely believe this was the best look Motoko ever had.
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>>15511429
That's Motoko Aramaki, not Motoko Kusanagi.

>forget about floof
NEVER!
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>>15510778
Uni because she doesn't turn into this
<=
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>>15512072
She does, when the gangsters DP her in that doujin that got posted in the last thread.

That dedicared a police officer she is.
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>>15512549
Scary how easy it is for a dangerous thug to become a cop.

She's not an officer yet, though.
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>>15512626
I bet that crushing the rapists' cocks with their contracting orrifices was worth a promotion or two.
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>>15512738
That's not the Tank Police's job.
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>>15512794
Yes, it is. Just at usually it's done under a tank tread than gynoid socketry
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>>15512920
not in Conflict, there's another branch of the prefecture dedicated to that
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>>15515661
Vice ain't got nothing on the Tank Police.
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>>15518838
They don't have to dress up in silly football player outfits, for one.
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>>15504482
>So which Shirow girl had the best hair?

She who has the biggest fluffiest fluff
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>>15519061
That would be the Puma Twins, but I have doubts about the superiority of their hair...
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Why does Motoko wear that armored headband thingie? Is she cosplaying as a Naruto character or something? Is that why she changed her last name to "Kusanagi" aka "FOLDED 200 BILLION TIMES CAN CUT THROUGH SOLID SLABS OF STEEL" ?

What a dumb weeb.
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>>15509817
>scratchy
Certainly not! She joined the military precisely in order to get the best body maintenance possible (and also for the money). Her chassis may not be anything special but you can be sure she paid big bucks to get the best hair. Illegally soft and fluffy hair, even.

You know about how she's got high skin sensor density? Well she acquired highly illegal nanotech just to have the most sensitive skin possible for when Kurutan fistfucks her in the ass. She technically committed treason just to enhance her sexuality, so you bet your ass that her hair is soft enough to be worth violating the Geneva convention a few times and then some more.
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>>15519138
I think it's more supposed to be a visor with cameras at the corners.

Unless you're trolling... in which case good job, I bit.
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What are Batou and the Major watching?

Is it fun?
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>>15519545
Miami Vice.
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>>15519545
That is nice, where is it from? Don't tell me it's from the manga.
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>>15519768
Okay.
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>>15519545
Those are big chompers she's got, are they a legal upgrade?
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>>15519787
>Those are big chompers
for CHEW
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>>15519792
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>>15519784
No really, where is it from?
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>>15519831
You just said not to tell you
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>>15519138
It's a super-cool robo-ninja visor from the future!
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>>15504482
F6-402 of course!
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>>15521678
>Volume
>Fluff
>Length
>Quality

We may actually have a winner here.
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>>15521678
I miss watercolour coloured art.
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>>15521953
Also warmth! it's her main heatsink, so it's always warm and comfy.
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Project 2501 has hair worthy of a movie star such as Traci Lords
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>>15521995
In that case, it will have high temperature delta over ambient temperature, to be effective and since the heat source is strong.

About as comfy as a car radiator when engine runs, it probably burns. That robot defo isn't for cuddling even if you turn off all the weapon systems and killer software programming. And getting your dick handled is literally violating the Geneva convention like some anon said here, because it is gonna be brutal torture with permanent effects.
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>>15512549
>when the gangsters DP her in that doujin that got posted in the last thread.

Link pls
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>>15504482
>So which Shirow girl had the best hair?
The one with the horse dick
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>>15522173
none at all then?
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>>15522138
>That robot defo isn't for cuddling
Then how come the general in the Black Magic appendix has a whole harem of them?
>About as comfy as a car radiator when engine runs, it probably burns.
Then how come sewer water doesn't immediately evaporate from her hair when she resurfaces even though she needs to vent heat when she does?

Face it, F6's hair is super comfy.
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>>15522190
This. Plus Ferris's response to seeing F6 wasn't 'Oh, there's one of grandad's death bots, it was" 'HEY F6! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? COO-EEE, COME OVER HERE, LET ME PAT YOUR HEAD!"
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>>15522197
To be fair she also said "Oh, there's grampa's deathbot!"
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>>15522204
No, she said there's Grampa's robot. Not the hard cold terminator that burns my clothes when I try to play dress up with her or use her to model my new designs.
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>>15522212
F6 comes in handy for plenty of situations, is there anything she can't do?
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>>15522228
Kill a girl and a reporter.
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>>15522173
https://e-hentai.org/s/a2b283fbc2/390551-12

They come closest therefore they're best floof
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>>15522230
She's trying her best, though.
She's a tryinator.
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>>15522240
She should stick to being a meidobot.
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>>15522237
>this is our secret weapon
>launch preparations complete
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>>15505904
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>inspector Totate
>inspector Madaradabara

Are goofy names required to join the Newport police dept?
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>>15504482
soft
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>>15522786
That's not a Shirow gal, what is she doing here?
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>>15522820
It's the fluff. It confuses people.
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>>15522190
Those are just examples of ye olde anime inconsistency. But feel free to try patting and inserting, I warned you.

>>15522169
https://e-hentai.org/s/070e4ab8a7/119645-6
I don't know about any translation (challenge?).
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Leona should hit it with Batou. It's the ideal pairing, both have their affections focused on a worthless pieces of machine junks that don't really deserve it, and need a decent person to replace those imature feelings.

Leona is rather decent person inside and not a psychopath, while Batou is a pretty good man and no doubt a great insemination source for a family. Leona deserves kids if even bloody Brenten can have them.
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>>15525888
>inserting
what?
She's smooth down there you know.
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>>15525905
I don't think Leona is mature or self-controlled enough to be a mother. She's good at bossing people around (be it her squad or her kendo class) but she really sucks at being supportive and understanding. She can't spend a couple days being nice to people without bordering on a nervous breakdown (and accumulating squids) so she'd make a terrible mom. The only reason why she manages to handle the Puma twins (who are basically kids in most regards) is because she's allowed to brutalize them as much as she wants.

Also, Leona doesn't allow herself to get attached to people: her boyfriend (and also her dog and also her partner) all died soon after she joined the force, and she gets really really upset every time Bonaparte gets damaged. I don't think she's ready for the level of stress and responsibility that comes with motherhood, she'd be worried sick all the time and it would take a huge toll on her. It wouldn't bring her any degree of solace.
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>>15525905
>a worthless pieces of machine junks that don't really deserve it
D E L E T THIS

DON'T BULLY THE MAJOR!
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>>15526406
Motoko is bullyproof, her ego is too big to be compromised by banter, no matter how accurate it is!
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>>15526147
It has a mouth. Maybe an ass for what we know. There wasn't a from the behind shot of M66 in the OVA.
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>>15526314
I think she could really grow up from all of that if she actually got a family. Would probably have to be an accidental knock-up though, I bet she would keep postponing everything thinking it's not the right time yet, otherwise. She should really listen to the traffic department chief lady more.
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>>15526514
Yes there were some behind shots, and the appendix doesn't mention a butthole.
anyway stop being mean to F6
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>>15526531
Holy shit no that's like the worst case scenario, she'll just go mental right off the bat and things will only get worse and worse from there on.

If she even gets through 9 months of pregnancy without blowing up half the city along with herself, that is. Can you imagine Leona with hormonal mood swings ?
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>>15526564
I can't imagine her without.
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>>15526575
Precisely. The results would be disastrous
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>>15522241
What if the war ends and she has to get a job? What is she gonna put on her resume?
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>>15526663
Customer Relations and Security.
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>>15504482

I want an adaptation of manga-style Ghost in the Shell with goofy Major and a weird scifi setting that doesn't just look like present day a couple years in the future.
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>>15526862
Granted!

It's gonna be full CGI!

the upcoming GitS series is gonna be CGI, you can always hope that it's gonna at least be less stern and stiff than the other adaptations
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>>15526874
>MFW
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>>15526564
>>15526588
Leona's amoks are comedic, you can see in conflict how she teds to be bummed and tired as everyone when the simple problems of life come (like jealous girls, old ladies, annoying superiors). Getting pregnant and a kid as a new life's central point would probably help her get more rooted in the ground and sure of herself.
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>>15527050
Or it would utterly fuck her up. The death of her boyfriend, of her dog, and of her partner did nothing to make her more self-assured and grounded, on the contrary. Neither did being put in charge of a tank, and later on of a whole squadron of cops in tanks. In fact the more important things happen to her, the more unstable she becomes. I don't think a kid will make things any better.
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>>15527077
This. Plus just think of what all that stress will do to her hair!
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>>15528385
all the squids are gonna mess it up with their tiny tentacles
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>>15527077
What you list are hard blows and duh that they would hurt anybody emotionally. But I don't know why you liken those to settling down a bit and having a baby. That is a totally different kind of stimulus, plus it takes away attention. It would be akin to a fresh start and those bad things would probably feel like a distant past to her after a year or two, her mind would dwell on completely different things.
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>>15528516
having a kid IS a hard blow that would hurt anybody emotionally
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>>15511429
Always thought her dumb crucifix head was silly. like she'd have trouble putting on a turtleneck.
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>>15522237
Holy shit, a Newman doujin...

I miss that guy, Secret Plot and Secret Plot Deep were my first h-manga.
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>>15528791
Cheer up, emo kid!
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>>15528872
Have a beer and relax! You got a great life and all you have to do is obey the orders of your old wizened Japanese mandarin and kill his enemies in the cut throat world of neo-future Japan.
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>>15529010
Mandarin?
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>>15529010
Wetwork? Assassination? Murder?
Can do !
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>>15529036
Senior civil servant.

>>15529052
Good show. Now go murder these puppies.
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>>15529172
Don't tell her to murder puppies, you goof, she might actually do it.
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>>15529208
Hmm... wonder how suggestible the Major actually is. After all, she joined up with a robot without limbs.

How about a game of 'See who can get the Major do the stupidest thing?'
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>>15529282
It's not a matter of suggestibility, it's just that Motoko has almost no capacity for empathy, let alone mercy. She's a brute.
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>>15529345
Manga Motoko maybe? She does seem to have a sense of duty in defending the innocent, although she'll joke around with it.
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>>15529282
Just run a "whispering voices.mp3" sim-ex through her brain. She'll automatically assume they're "ghost whispers" and end up doing whatever it tells her. Good luck getting her to obey orders if you aren't Aramaki, though, she has a big authority problem.
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>>15529349
A very vague sense of duty, that's immediately overriden by her personal desires and easily dismissed with heavy doses of cynicism.
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>>15522173
If you read that as "the one who TOOK the horse dick", he's got a point there. She really does have nice hair.
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>>15529703
yeah, Juliona does have lovely golden locks
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this weird hairball has three kids
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>>15529801
And she's a genetically engineeed freak who murdered dozens of people because she didn't want to deal with life in Olympus.
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>>15529812
Olympus is mostly populated by genetically engineered freaks, so it's all good.
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>>15529345
Motoko is not a brute, she's a very refined and elegant young lady, as you can plainly see
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>>15529872
boobs shouldn't look like that in a braless dress.
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>>15529915
those are roboobs, they just do
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>>15529872
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I still think the Puma sisters were the best.
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They think so too.
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>>15529915
Internal support matrix. The cure is in the gun.
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>>15530584
no, the M-66 sisters are!
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>>15530593
>They think so too.

Nah, that is a fake fluff. Best fluffs are anime only. As for the best bar none, no one can top Nei Mo Han's fluffy fluff.
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>>15519713
I don't remember that there was any scene that would leave Bato glad and make Motoko so roused.
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>>15519545
Ninja Terminator!
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>>15530593
would be way better if it was their real hair
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>>15531543
I'm so happy 80's fashion is dead and buried.
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>>15531546
moeshitter pls go
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>>15531543
>80sfags genuinely believe this looks good
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>>15531561
>deafheaven-listening djent-playing fantano-watching metalsucks-reading thigh-high-wearing trap-loving unglamorous insecure closet homo millenial alt-right nu-males think they have a say in what looks good
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>>15529282
Doktor! Turn off my meme inhibitors!
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>>15531708
Someone looks genki. Did one of her handlers bring her MaccyDs?
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>>15531833
We got her something even better: one gallon of Mountain Dew!
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>>15531546
>>15531561
>Shirow thread
>Not liking 1980s

You realize that with Shirow, he basically has a 1980s period and then it cuts off straight into CG horsecock period?
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>>15528791
Why does movietoko have the eyebrows of a deathrock chick?
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>>15532625
Yes, because on January 17, 1995, he lost all his painting supplies in the Kobe earthquake and he switched to digital after that.
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>>15532843
going digital doesn't mean you have to overhaul your style
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>>15532843
All of the notes for the projects he had been working on, like Neuro Hard (which is also an example of nice hair), were destroyed as well. He didn't have a chance to transition gradually to digital, and the whole experience seems to have left him with PTSD.
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>>15533303
That lovely blue will never be back and it's a shame.

Goddamn I love his indigo blue. It gets me hard almost as much as his drawings, it's so rich, soothing, vivid and it's also hard to replicate without making it garish. It's so organic despite being so strong and bright, almost like some kind of fruit color.
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>>15533303
>Neuro Hard
Are we ever going to see any of this out west?
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>>15533383
Sort of like this?
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>>15533447
it's an aborted collaborative project nobody ever collaborated to except its inventor, and its inventor doesn't give a shit about it anymore

also it's not that interesting from what we've seen
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>>15533480
Or this?

>>15533447
I told you, all of his notes were destroyed so he canceled it.
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>>15533487
I'm aware of these facts, but it actually looked pretty interesting. At least to me.
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>>15533480
no

see, it has none of the subtle shifts in hue and nuances that the above pic has, it's just a single hue highlighted with the dodge tool
as a result it looks like plastic, it looks dead, and it isn't tasty-looking
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>>15533487
once again, nope, that's just a basic gradient with neutral highlights
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M A J O R W A V E
*slowed-down new age relaxation muzak plays in the background*
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>>15533618
Do you think the Major listens to it when, erm, having fun get togethers with her female friends in cyberspace? Is she a Kmart Radio type of gal? https://archive.org/details/KmartJuly1992Generic
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>>15533657
You mean her wild fuckorgies livestreamed visually, audibly and sensor-ially to thousands of paying customers?

Maybe.
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>>15533661
That's not what I'd call a pleasant teaparty with friends but okay.
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>>15533657
Maybe not during that kind of activity, but she's definitely into it.
And when she overdoses on it, she spends hours looking at mannequins and lets robogirls who look like Greek busts peer-pressure her into getting mindfucked and ends up as a creepy loli fuckdoll.

Control your new-age mall muzak intake.
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>>15533700
>Vapourwave is cyborg narcotics.
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>>15533661
Do Ran, Kurutan and Motoko have a patreon I can donate to so that I can request exclusive vids?
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>>15533707
Now that's a Patreon I'd actually sign up to. Imagine the tiers...
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>>15533702
it's narcotics for everyone, but it really fucks you up if you're a cyborg floofball
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>>15533668
Funny, that's exactly what Ran calls it.
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>>15533712
>500 000 yen: 10 seconds of headpats
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>>15533714
>Confronted by angry Major who's had a boozy, sexy holiday interrupted to chase you down with the promise she can have an extra week if she rips your dick off before she kills you.
>Back against the wall, empty magazine, no chance of escape as she advances, drooling at how much police brutality she's going to inflict upon you.
>Desperately reach inside jacket for last resort.
>Old cassette player with speaker.
>She laughs and lunges as you press play.
>Watch as she stops mid-dick-stab as the mellow vapourwave visible relaxes her.
>End up patting her head for hours as she curls up around you, mewling like a kitten.
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>>15533726
she can't say no to those sweet summer vibes
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>>15533717
I'll pay 1,000,000.
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>>15533737
Wait how come this pic is colored? In my edition that page is in b&w.
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>>15533739
isn't that like 25 bucks?
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>>15533747
Then I'll pay it twice!
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>>15533715
Yeah, alright, but you and I both know we'd be paying customers given the circumstances. See >>15533712
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>>15533749
Well of course. Did I suggest anything otherwise?
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>>15533750
Well, no, I suppose not. That leaves the question of headpats, though.
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>>15533752
Perhaps they do fan days? Or perhaps they sell simulations of their fluffy hair. Or perhaps even special headpat sessions where you can connect to Ran and Kurutan as they gently poff their hands against Motoko's delicious tuft.
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reminder that even Batou found Motoko's cybersex stomach-churning, slimy and disgusting, and compared it to "slugs copulating".
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>>15533754
Would the high volume of floof not shortcircuit the feed? Or is floof more conductive to better reception? Well I guess it's not exactly shortwave we're talking about here, anyway. What's this business about fan days though?
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>>15533762
Motoko has high skin sensor density, and Kurutan's clinic recently developed a way to achieve the same level of sensitivity (through means that may not be legal) and she's got a homemade equalizer designed to reduce the feedback noise as much as possible, so I don't expect floof to be a problem.
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>>15533769
This. It'd have to be an absolutely outrageous amount of floof to be of any real threat.
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>>15533762
For those who pledge the highest tier, there will be dates where you can go and actually give them a single headpat.
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>>15511410
>that lazy 3d
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>>15533754
>Ran and Kurutan as they gently poff their hands against Motoko's delicious tuft
Which? Top one or bottom one?
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>>15534473
Motoko doesn't have a bush, she's silky-smooth down there.
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>>15534560
Like an action figure.
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>>15534560
Ewwww. Well, AFAIK in Japan that is something associated with whores.

But I bet that Oshii's Motoko has hair and it is not shown only for silly fapanese censorship laws.

Now I recall that the body shown in the end of MMI has pubic hair.
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>>15534600
But action figures are boys, so Motoko must be a doll.
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>>15534616
Dude we literally see movietoko's crotch in full frontal nudity: no hair down there.
>Now I recall that the body shown in the end of MMI has pubic hair
that's a new reason to hate MMI
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>>15533700
Such is the tremendous power of meme magic.

She who controls the memes, controls the internet!
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>>15534652
Thee was also no genitalia shown - do you believe she has no vagina, seriously?

Anime almost never shows naughty bits but it assumes they are there. Remember all those featureless crotches and often even missing nipples.
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>>15535538
>but it assumes they are there.
>that gunbuster comic by the hellsing guy.png
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>>15535538
That would explain why she was so bitter and frustrated.

That's like the ultimate chastity belt to keep Motoko's wild urges in check.
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<=
This is what happens to dumb amputeebots who try to hack their way past the captcha.
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>>15535548
That doujin man. Anyway, Noriko's sexy stuff is shown, not just implied.
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here's a fewtoko for ya
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>>15538817
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>>15538821
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>>15538827
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>>15538828
"me, the beautiful one"
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>>15538832
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>>15538841
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>>15538846
hehe
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>>15538848
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>>15538853
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>>15538855
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>>15538857
and a few other characters too
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>>15538861
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>>15538864
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>>15538868
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>>15538871
also Kurutan
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>>15538875
now for some cameos
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>>15538879
And here's the Appleseed gang!
Turns out Adam Warren wasn't the only one who inserted tons of Shirow protags in the background.

Also one of the security guards in the same chapter looks a lot like Brenten.
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That's an impressive collection. Here's the only good one I have.
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>>15538889
It's important to collect a lotoko for shitposting purposes.
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>>15538884
Thanks for the dump.
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>>15533657
>Rick Astley kicks in
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Motoko is a good girl.
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>>15531427

Godfrey Ho movies!!! Arrrggghhh!!!
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>>15542556
They're fun.
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>>15542515
Motoko is a big scary gorilla! That's why she only follows Apeface's orders and bosses everyone else around.
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>>15542556
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>>15542622
She's the Major. That's a pretty damn high position, worthy of about 10 years of service, done right. She's earned her right to command. Aramaki is the Boss. She's the Guv'nor.
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>>15542629
>10 years of service
dunno about that, WW3 (or is it 4?) might have shaken things up.
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>>15542515
>>15542629
She committed treason by obtaining highly dangerous nanotech just to get an extra-sensitive butthole, and let a top-secret hacking AI brainfuck her just for shits and giggles. that's the opposite of a good girl who has the right to command.

Can you imagine if your CO bought a Russian nuke on the black market for the sole purpose of building a giant dildo out of it? That's the kind of shit Motoko pulls off.
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>>15542649
Honestly it sounds like a rather decent mess do, to be honest.
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