Holy Fuck Warhammer looks Badass as hell!

>>9949777
Repeating digits qualify this bait for the right to one(1) reply.

>>9949777
idk if this is the right board to ask this.

>>9949777
I might explode from the mental stress of reading so much pure Reddit "omg so metal" nonsense.

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>>9949777
Nice holy dubs, space cowboy. You'll find a lot of WH40k talk over in /tg/.

Yes, Warhammer is badass, and yes, daemons of the warp have claimed many Space Marines and twisted them into their slaves. There are also Orks and Tyranids and Tau etc to contend with. If you ever saw The Chronicles of Riddick (2004), the aesthetic is similar to that. The lore is vast, go read a wiki.

>>9949855

I don't understand. Isn't the 40k world based on books and stuff? That would be LIT right?

read 1d4chan if you want to be lore-bombed in a way that doesn't involve sifting through the literature

>>9949777

Glorious, if you wanna get cracking into this colloidal series the black library is probably the best place to start.

Keep 1d4chan and the general wikis on hand for detail refrencing.

Blood for blood god, skulls for the skull throne, and milk for the khorne flakes.

>>9949777
Please stop. It's not that we got anything against Warhammer itself, it's just a tabletop game, it's just that we have better books to read than black-library.

I admit to enjoying the game-itself, Warhammer in no way belongs to the world of literature. It shouldn't even be compared to rubbish like Harry Potter, so please keep you bait threads somewhere relevant like >>>/tg/

It's le gritty edge shit for /pol/tards.

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>>9950364
oh fuck I forgot to sage

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>>9950375
/b/tards

4chan's predisposition with warhammer comes from /b/'s war against the furries.

Know your history

>>9950387
/pol/ is the new /b/. Every idiot on /b/ went to /pol/, and redditors came too. /a/ is the only genuine board on this site.

>>9950364

Why are you doing this sir?

You wouldn't send someone that was asking about Lovecraft over to /tg/ would you just because they happened to make a game out of Cthulhu?

>>9950230
no its not, is garbage for neckbeards

>>9950775
Warhammer was a game first dumbie. Who cares if Incel nerds appropriate from stories or "literature" - if you can call Lovecraft that

>>9950898

So if I'm looking for information on Drizzt Do'Urden your telling me to to /tg/ as well since "D&D was a game first" or some other bullshit.

>>9949888
i read a couple of warhammer books, and none of them mentioned any of that cool shit. it was all dudes in power armor kneeling to each other and swearing fealty to the emperor. shit reminded me of a boy scouts' jamboree.

>>9951094
kek, I haven't read any warhammer books but that sounds too perfect. the author probably was a boy scout, and little else. i'm too sunk into d&d 3.5 to buy anything, but can read a 40k wiki for hours and hours.

>>9951094

Tell me about some of the daemons and what their hell worlds are like?

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>>9949777
I FUCKING hate the way edgy garbage like this is written. First the author crams in some FUCKS in all caps and pens down some EDGY BULLSHIT THAT IS REMINISCENT OF GETTING YOUR BALLS SHOVED INTO YOUR ASS. Then you drop down your trousers and cream A HOT STEAMY LOAD OF FUCK YOU. Then...then it gets even more extreme. A hot chick comes out wrapped in bacon and SUCKS YOUR DICK while you DIE REAL HARD. Fuck yeah.

Welcome to hell.

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>>9950854
If you can have discussions about harry potter or lord of the rings here, why can't you have discussions about motherfuckin 40k?
>>9951866
ahaha dude that's not official authorised 40k writing you know.
it's like pic related was written by the same guy lol

>>9951901
>If you can have discussions about harry potter or lord of the rings here, why can't you have discussions about motherfuckin 40k?
No?
Everyone always shit on both, no one wants to discuss those piles of steaming shit

>>9951901
tolkien is a hack. LoTR makes no sense, why didn't frodo just fly the eagles to mordor?!?!?!? and the fucking time turner in harry potter, why didn't Mcgonagall just go back in time and kill voldemort? fuck both of those series

>>9951957
HE DIDN"T BECAUSE THEY WERE EASILY CORRUPTABLE.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CUNT
Why don't you read something you dumb idiot, it's literally stated in his works.
And yes harry potter is good, why the fuck do you have to be so pedantic? It's a book cunt not a fucking OH&S report.

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>>9951957
>why didn't frodo just fly the eagles to mordor?!?!?!?

1) The eagles would've been seen when they tried to fly into Mordor, in fact much sooner than that by Sauron's spies in the air. There are lots of nasties Sauron could have thrown against them (such as winged Nazgul).

2) Like the other anon said they are corruptible like everyone else (except Bombadil). Lest we forget, even Frodo couldn't destroy the ring - it corrupted him, and he's a hobbit, a people noted for their particular resistance to corruption.

3) Why would they even agree to do it? Tolkien's eagles are notoriously proud, arrogant and aloof. It would be a "not my problem" response. The eagles only ever help Gandalf because they owe him one, and Gandalf had to build up his friendship capital with the eagles for many decades before they saw him as a friend.

Get good, son.

>>9950909
yeah pretty much, it is much more relevant there since they talk about black library/expanded universes there too

>>9951901
>If you can have discussions about harry potter or lord of the rings here, why can't you have discussions about motherfuckin 40k?
We can't, those are bait threads and they are /lit/'s version of My Little Pony. They belong in the sci-fi the containment threads.

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>>9950364
> Only reads non-fiction books

>>9949777
This belongs in /tg/, but if you are serious, read WH books by Dan Abnett

>>9951901
40k is /tg/, which is basically /lit/'s scifi & fantasy general except full of interesting people. You're better off going there.

Utter trash for losers.

>>9952723
I know you are but what am I?
>>9952722
Ok but that still doesn't get around the fact that 40k is still literally literature.
case closed, we don't deserve to be harassed.

>>9952728
Yes, but there is a sci-fi & fantasy thread. You still need to respect the board's academic culture, nobody is going to post Naruto fan-fiction on /a/. You are going to come off as bait, so we will treat you as bait.

Also, Warhammer is still predominantly a table-top wargame. Only half of it is "literature"

>>9951901
>playing just in time by nina simone from his PSP
fucking lmao

>>9952783
>nobody is going to post Naruto fan-fiction on /a/
Yes because it's actually BANNED.
>You still need to respect the board's academic culture
pft a hundred or so pseuds masturbating over books written by thousand year old dead men. Great.

>>9952728
>I know you are but what am I?
>NO U!
Like I said pure lowest common denominator. Note that I'm talking about the books. The game/setting is fun to dick around with. The books are not worth reading.

>>9949777
>DUDE ALMOST EVERYONE DIES
>INDIVIDUALITY DOESN'T MATTER LMAO MILLIONS OF PEOPLE DIE JUST BECAUSE LE EMPRAH WANTS IT
>ANCIENT TECHNOLOGY KNOW ONE KNOWS HOW IT WORKS HAHAHA ISN'T THAT JUST LIKE THE FOUNDATION BY ASIMOV?
>DUDE SPACE MARINES THAT NOW LOOK LIKE THOSE FROM STARCRAFT HAHA BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE THE WORD SPACE MARINE WAS MADE BY WH

Fucking kill yourself you stupid manchild. Go play with your toys and shitpost emprah memes. You are the kind of numale nerd who will ruin this world.

Die in a car crash you stupid retard

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milk for the weetabix

>>9951852
the warhammer books i read didn't mention that. i guess it's all shit!

>>9949777
it's really not "THAT" bad
read flight of the Eisenstein in it the warp traveling goes really bad and they were an active target of the chaos gods

>>9951913
>no one wants to discuss those piles of steaming shit
ah i understand that's why those threads die without anyone posting in them

>>9952783
>Also, Warhammer is still predominantly a table-top wargame. Only half of it is "literature"
and no one proposes to talk about the table top half.

>>9953028
It is much more a videogame franchise now

:(

>>9953031
>much more
not really there are like a handful of decent games, and even taking the bad ones there are not that many.
if you consider what they bring out the most of i'd say it is more of a book franchise than even a table top wargame

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>>9952891
>WAAAH WAAAH SOMEONE DOESN'T LIKE WHAT I LIKE WAAH WAAH

>>9951866
fucking kekked and underrated

>>9949777
Wow, so cool. Do you think my Level 99 Dark Paladin could play? His parents were raped by soul demons and he wields a triple bladed sword made of hatred and anger. I think he'd fit right in, no problem.

>>9952929
>weetabix
>a
I think you mean weetbix, my friend.

>>9952783
>nobody is going to post Naruto fan-fiction on /a/.
There are weekly Boruto threads.

https://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Grey-Knights-Inquisitor-Karamazov
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Lion_El%27Jonson (named after the poet)
The fluff itself can be pretty /lit/ though

>>9953184
That got shat on with a niche doujin hentai about a dog pulling a girls' womb out, and her love-life putting his dick in to stop her bleeding and to save her life

>>9953196
do you think that's extreme or something

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>>9953160
umm no try again sweetie

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weetabix

>>9953205
Let me paraphrase this for you:

The girl has a fisherman father. At that time she puts 1200 different fish in her vagina, giving her a massive FUCK YOU to her vagina. She has to be cured by MIRACLE FUCKING VAGINA HEALTH CARE, as a shrimp destroyers her vagina. She then proceeds to insert a KILLER FUCKING SHRIMP into her vagina. She then crams a coke up her vagaboo, while a passer-by RAPES HER WITH FUCKING MENTOS which squirts 99990000 TONS OF COKE PRESSURE INTO HER FUCKING VAGINA!

She is then once again healed by miracle health-care.

She then bumps into the degenerate who saved her from rape, while attempting to buy a phone, he is carrying A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON DILDO for "manga-club research". Then comes the dog-dildo scene, she puts her womb into A MOTHERFUCKING HOLE, and some kids will then initiate an attack on her womb thinking it's a FUCKING ALIEN. A stray dog then proceeds to bit into her womb, COMPLETELY DESTROYING IT! She bleeds 100000 tons of blood, EVERY ATTO-SECOND until her degenerate friend comes along. He then resorts to putting her dick into her BROKEN FUCKING WOMB in the processes "losing his virginity" as well as stopping the bleeding. They are then rescued by /POL/ NAZI-PARAMEDICS, which drive them to the hospital (not before calling "our hero" a "degenerate")

She is then saved and, and completely recovered, by "magical modern technology"

welcome to hell.

also: https://exhentai.org/g/722925/a0c310c12a/
https://exhentai.org/g/763259/ad56d42040/
it's called Chitsu Hakai-kei Joshi, if you don't have panda

>>9953258
still not extreme

>>9953282
They also hold hands

>>9953296
what the fuck

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>>9953368
delicous

Fantasy > 40k

Prove me wrong

>>9951901
>we do it live now!!!!
Then he uses chilli/cumin/onion/peppers IN POWDER...

And as a pure sin on top of all that heresy, he uses dry basil leaves.

>>9954013
All of that is perfectly fine you pseud

>>9954126
Dry basil is dust. Basil's taste is 90% it's oil, and drying it, it takes all that away. If you want to use basil in your dishes get a pot and some dirt, and plant your own. That way you have fresh basil all year long. If not, just skip basil, and you're better of.

>>9949777
Kill yourself retarded nigger.

>>9954206
>oil evaporates
The only way oil could be lost, is if it is burnt. Sundrying prevents that. You don't dry your basil as soon as it starts to brown?

>>9953207
I am disgusted, and I am Australian.

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>>9954406
>I am Australian

Hepcats, what would you say your favorite 40K novel is? Like which one gets the most accolades?

>>9950854
hey fucking rude

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>>9954444
you're lucky we're not on /int/, cunt

>>9949777

Warhammer is a manchild's power fantasy. It's really bad. Even the "good stuff" is seriously garbage. It's comic book tier.

>>9949777
This is the edgiest thing ever

>>9955076
Yeah, that's kinda 40k's shtick.
The idea is you have fun with the edginess.

Daily reminder that the Tau are superior.

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>>9955060
Hahaha. Vegemite fucking shits!!!

If we were on /int/ me and my wife's son (Portugal) would fucking end you!! Now shut the fuck up before I remind everyone about that episode with the emus.

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>>9955835
do you have ugly teeth

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>>9955852
>Finland's here

Don't try it Johannes.

Is it true that nobody really knows how the warp shields work?

What if they break? Who fixes them?

>>9949777
>How come I never heard of this before?
are you serious?

>>9949777
Just go to /tg/, dude. They're all about this shit. They'll give you way more comprehensive answers than we will and it'll even be on topic.
Go on now.
Get gone.
Now.
Toodles.