Who's the best female author of all time?

Rupi Kaur desu

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>>9489379

Anybody who says otherwise is a faggot

Me

*spreads pussy*

Yeah you like that? You like my hot wet puss?

>>>/wsr/
>>>/r9k/

>>9489379
your mom t b h

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>>9489395
>Middlemarch is better than any individual Woolf
>Eliot has a bigger nose
You can't refute this

>>9489395
it's not my fault if the only woman writer you know is a mediocre meme from /lit/

>>9489430

Middlemarch is one of the best books I've read, having a boys name for your alias must really help in writing a book.

>>9489430
what was her real name

Not the best, more like an honorable mention, but Sylvia Plath is good.

Elizabeth Gaskell is good too.

>>9489471

JK Rowlings

>>9489379
Shakespeare

>>9489379
Willa Cather

>>9489379
According to Bloom, the Pentateuch's Author.

Aesara of Lucania. She only has one surviving fragment but she has great theories on natural law that lead into positivism etc

>>9491241
But Positivism was fucking cancer.

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>>9491239

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Shakespear, literally.

>ywn be as pure and /lit/ a couple as Anne and Simon Bradstreet
why live?

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>>9489379

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>>9489379
>female author

>>9489395
>literally the biggest hack on earth
drink bleach Cunt.

>Reads the early published excerpts of Ulysses
>Contacted every newspaper and told them to publish her critique of Joyce's work: They're boring deSu
>Steals the same concept of a single day told from stream of consciousness for her book
>dumbs down litreture so that housewives can read it.
>contacts newspapers and tells them to print that shes invented stream of conscious
>She literally studied wulf and eadwacer, and knows stream of consciousness is a thousand years old.
>kills herself when she starts to get criticised for her lies and manipulation of the press.

might as well call her Sarkeesian Woolfe.

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>>9489395
*blocks your path*

>>9492183

Nah bruh, she was innocent and pure and only became depressed because of biology and the patriarchy.

>>9492211
mmm, that choker.

Bronte is still hawt as fuck.

>>9489379
Evelyn Waugh. The only woman writer I could ever stand reading.

>>9489395
Yes, her. Only George Eliot even comes close.

Angela carter

Jane Austen is pretty good

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The only female author I've been able to stomach, since I grew out of Harry Potter, is Robin Hobb.
I do enjoy her work.

Sor Juana

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>>9492183
>this whole shitpost
>ending it with anti-Sarkeesian dribble

I bet you masturbate to Thunderf00t's YouTube videos and have neither watched a single episode of FF nor picked up a single feminist book your entire life.

And Sarkeesian is a baby feminist. I wonder just how badly you get triggered by higher level feminists.

>>9489379
Andrea Dworkin desu.
The best literature is political/activist literature.

>>9492550

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>>9493956
Is this bait?
I can never be sure anymore, what with the plebbit invasion.

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Agatha Christie

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Revolution 60 is the first video game that can be considered literature

Sappho

>>9489379
Gertrude Stein or Marguerite Younge. No questions asked famalams

>>9491252
>>9491239
Not him, how is that bait? Bloom actually entertains the idea that the Old Testament was partly written by Bathsheba.

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>>9489379
Not so much the best, but definitely up there.
Also the only picture of a female author i just so happen to have saved.

>>9494272
Not the easiest fap, but not a complete waste of time.

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i would say flannery o'conner. she writes about things like intricate and strange suffering. she also happens to be the most beautiful woman i have ever seen

>>9494012
this

I wouldn't be able to tell you; I've never read any literature written by a woman. Any recommendations?

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Do you think the Bronte sisters liked to lezz out with each other?

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>>9494688
Unironically start with Woman Hating.
http://radfem.org/dworkin

Atwood

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>>9494688

Depends.

If you understand Japanese you could read the tale of Genji.


If you're well read and have a firm grasp of the English language then you could try Woolf.

Frankenstein is pretty good too

>>9494722
>[This book] is not [...] academic horseshit"
>Starts talking about a "planetary movement to restructure community forms and human consciousness" in the next sentence.

lol

>>9492526
Ah. The honourable Agatha Runcible, my waifu.
Gay Talese is pretty fucking awesome, for a journalist.

>>9491246
Why is positivism bad?

>>9495161
What do you recommend from her?

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Marianne Moore, pic related

>>9493956
>I bet you
Why are you on /lit/ if you cant even without the most basic fallacy.

strawmans are yuk sweetie.

>>9493709
JV Jones is also decent if you like that sort of thing.