continuing from >>9331714 (image limit reached) books read XII

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>>9341096
you're doing the lord's work

>>9341096
KEK

I appreciate what he's doing but this did make me kek

No one cares about your personal collection. Go post it on twitter instead.

>>9341096
Lemme guess, you read 100% of those.

I would be interested but I go to something called the library and have access to something called the world wide web.

>>9341134
I only read some 15% of the books read, but the ones i did read were studied extensively

>>9341139
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little undergrad? I’ll have you know I graduated at the top of my class from every single Ivy League university, and I’ve been involved in numerous tech, consulting, financial, and law firms, and I have over 300 books on my Amazon wishlist at any one time. I am trained in library science and I’m the top archivist in the entire US Library of Congress lending network. You are nothing to me but just another philistine. I will wipe you the fuck out with dialectics the likes of which has never been seen before on this board, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of rare book dealers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the intellectual storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your collection. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can scan and share PDFs in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with the stack of hardbacks I carry around at all times. Not only am I extensively trained in book-trading, but I have access to the entire inventory of every top colleges' library in the US and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of /lit/, you little shit. If only you could have known what enlightened bibliothecography your little “modest” collection was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have put down your fucking camera. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn dilettante. I will shit shelfies all over you and you will drown in them. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>9341154
>shelfies

Sick of all these people impersonating me. I cam to this board with one mission: To spread my advanced knowledge of literature. I came here to serve, and what have I been met with? Mockery and derision, poor attempts at "trolling" in order to drive me away.

Why do you attempt to push away the most knowledgable amongst you, oh /lit/? Is this how you treat those who don't spend their days poring over the same boring pieces of "literature" as the rest of you?

This community is damned, for it tries to destroy the outliers and most intelligent who have the patience to grace it's noxious hub.

>>9341271
disregard that, I suck cocks

>>9341278
Disregard this, I have never touched a phallus other than mine own, this is just another shoddy attempt at character assassination through impersonation.

I dont even read tho