FOR YEARS, MASSES OF MEN CLIMB THE LADDER OF SUCCESS AROUND ME WHILST I SQUANDER WHAT WORTH I HAVE TO THIS MEANINGLESS PITTANCE OF CHILDISH PLAY!
FROM NOW ON, I WILL DEDICATE EACH SECOND TO CRAFTING MYSELF, BY APPLYING ALL MY METHODS TO LEARNING PROGRAMMING AND WRITING A PHILOSOPHICAL WORK WITHIN THE NEXT 6 MONTHS.
IN 6 MONTHS TIME, I WILL RETURN HERE AND POST A THREAD CONTAINING MY NEW PHILOSOPHICAL WORK WHICH WILL BE MY MAGNUM OPUS AND THE GREATEST PHILOSOPHICAL WORK EVER WRITTEN!
WATCH ME, KEKS AND LOSERS!
WATCH ME, AS I TAKE YOUR PITIFUL LITTLE LIFE AND SQUISH IN MY HANDS!
I SHALL REALIZE ALL MY IDEALS AND YOU WILL REMAIN A LOSER!
WATCH ME AS I RETURN IN 6 MONTHS A GOD! NO MORE LAZING AROUND! NO MORE WAGE SLAVE OR NEETDOM!
IN 6 MONTHS, I SHALL BE A GOD!
Cringe/10
>>9023251
FOOL!
YOUR CRINGING IS A LIMP-WRISTED QUEER ATTEMPT AT MOCKING A MAN WHO IS 200 POUNDS HEAVIER THAN YOU.
YOU'RE A TWERP AND A RETARD, BOTH AT ONCE.
WATCH ME BECOME GREAT AND YOU BE A LOSER, IN 6 MONTHS I WILL RETURN AND YOU WILL STILL BE POSTING OUT OF MOMMY'S BEDROOM AND BASEMENT.
YOU'RE A KEK AND A LOSER AND I DON'T RESPECT YOU!
>>9023245
My philosophical magnum opus is set for mass distribution in four months.
You lose yet again.
And I won't even post a thread when its time, either. Everyone else will be clamoring for the chance to do so on my behalf. You are child's play even when you are trying not to be.
>>9023255
does anyone else get some elliot rodgers vibes from this guy? except instead of killing people he became delusional
I unironically support you
you go girl....
>>9023415
I was just thinking this.
Bro good luck.
/spoilerIf I ever met you into the apocalypse I'd kill you/spoiler
>PROGRAMMING
I unironically supported you until I read this
be less pleb
>>9023245
yasssss queen
>>9024770
this.
>>9023245
>I SHALL BE A GOD!
>god doesnt exist
so youll kill yourself?
Senpai you want to post this on >>>/r9k/ not here.