Can't stand this cunt

>>8943624
She can't stand you, cuck.

>>8943629
I don't think she can stand at all.

>>8943629
epic burn good gentlesir, take my upboats you win all the internets!

>>8943624
>m-muh stream of consciousness
hack

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>>8943651
>m-muh stream of the River Ouse

>>8943624
Was qt and wrote good books what more can you wantt

>>8943624
pleb

>>8943624
>>>/fit/

>>8943692
>Was qt
Anon...

she's my dream waifu

>>8943717
why do the unintelligent brutes at /fit/ hate virginia woolf?

>>8943624
because why?
her god-tier prose?
Her insight into the human mind?
Her poetic suicide?

>>8943720
Not in that pic, but she has her qt moments

>tfw I used to regularly masturbate by imagining To The Lighthouse being read to me by a young qt Virginia Woolf in a breathy, posh English female accent, as she masturbated, with us both climaxing together
Pretty /lit/erary fantasy for a sixteen year old if I dare say so myself

>>8943624
favorite writer 2bh

>>8943819
You didn't have very many friends did you?

>>8943690
delet this

She'll slice you open with that nose

>>8943624
In the end, neither could she

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>>8943819
WHAT THE FUCK

>>8943819
This post just made me experience a pang of regret towards my own lack of precociousness as a teen

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>>8943819
I did the same thing

Hnnnng

she looked fucking great young

>>8944116
Bitch that's literally me if I decided to trap it up.

Sure you don't have a thing for dudes instead?

>>8943624
It's okay to be wrong sometimes

>>8943812
Joyce owned her in every way as a writer, and she couldn't stand it. Face it, Wolff. A crude, poor Irishman out classed you, slut.

>>8944368
If that's what you need to tell yourself to get to sleep at night

>>8943624
stephen fry is alright

>>8943624

On one hand, I think To the Lighthouse is a lyrical powerhouse, and reading it for the first time last year blew me away.

On the other hand, she was an absolute bitch to James Joyce before his reputation was cemented, and would mock his writing in front of others and wrote reviews shitting on both Joyce, Hemingway, and other up and comers. She eventually admitted in a letter that Joyce had set out to achieve what she had--but had surpassed her in scope. So I guess that's something. Great writer, kind of a bitch, wanted more fame than was warranted, pretty much David Foster Wallace with a vagina.

more like vagina poof amirite?

>>8944461
Idk what she said about Hemmingway but she outclassed him as a writer in every measurable way

http://www.cosmoetica.com/B318-DES258.htm

Dan Schneider agrees

>>8944368
Considering Joyce wrote in the same way a zit covered pubescent cunt would.

>>8943690
Nice anon, nice

>>8945467
Why is that guy such an edgelord?

Woolf is GOAT desu

>>8945612
https://web.archive.org/web/20150704231505/http://www.citypages.com/news/dan-schneider-vs-the-rest-of-the-world-6742834

> "I mean, you can write about traumatic events, but if it doesn't have artistic merit, who the fuck cares? For instance, I wrote this poem about the time I was ramrodded up the ass with some kind of a hair-curler thing as part of a gang initiation, but it wasn't just cathartic; it wasn't just a litany of suffering, your typical woe-is-me bullshit. There was a context; I was conscious of structure.

Dan is the anti-edgelord

>>8944368
>Joyce owned her in every way as a writer
No, that's Proust.

>>8945467
I've only read "Mrs. Dalloway" but have to say alot of this is ringing true.

>>8943819
this is the gayest thing I've ever read

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>>8944063
The equivalent, in memetics, of 4.5 pages of Joyce circa pota.

>>8943624
that's a face you virgin

>>8943799
Probably because they can't read.

>>8943819
That made something inside of me recoil so deeply I'm afraid I will never be aroused at anything again, good job.

>>8943651
It's not our fault your reading comprehension is fucked.

>>8944368
>I hate all writers worse than Joyce.

So like 98% of them?

>>8945467
>If one wants to read a master of such discussions I suggest reading Milan Kundera, or, eventually, when published, my wife’s novels to see how one makes philosophy relevant to art.

I about shot tea out my nose.

>>8948585
No, only the female ones

>>8943624
>URGHHH I CAN'T READ
Retard

>>8948585
>only 98

>>8943624
whaddap fellers, read The Waves