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What do I read if I want to engage in sexual swordplay with

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What do I read if I want to engage in sexual swordplay with an elf?

Only the good stuff /lit/.
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>>>/tg/
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The Green Child - Herbert Read
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>>8874510
Buy I don't want to BE an elf, just read about them.

>>8874516
> only novel by the anarchist [...]
> anarchist
Interesting, thanks for the rec
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>>8874508

Define sexual swordplay and specifically how it ends
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>>8874552
Either Death or impregnation
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Do you mean like this OP
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>>8874605
Yeah, that would do nicely.
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>>8874619

>ywn follow Marion on a crusade to make France glorieuse again
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>>8874619

She looks down at your rapier, just below the left tit.
Her eyes drift back up to yours, and slowly lose focus. A sensual death moan escapes her slightly parted lips "ooOOOoohh.." and she falls backwards dead at your feet, the weight of her body slightly shaking the ground and her feminine body momentarily quivering at impact.
What do you do next?
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>>8874605
Why did a photo naked woman getting cut with a sword gave me the hardest boner I have had in months?
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>>8874526
>dropping lit because it's written by an anarchist

There is no hope for you
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>>8874646

Well.....it's complicated.
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>>8874644
Liberate her for the Fatherland of course.

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>>8874649
Reading comprehension? I found that interesting so now I want to read it

Apparently Read also was into Jung and shit so I'm hype
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>>8874661
anon who rec'd it here. stop reading shit about the book and read the fucking book. it's insane and glorious.
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>>8874646

Because defeating elf women in sexy combat is your new fetish
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I think Rilke speaks elf. You pretty much just have to be a god-tier German poet and then not fuck up getting on a horse or shooting somebody's elven grandmother with the bow or anything and you should be able to make something happen there.

If you fail, you can still fail nobly and post creepfap pictures here for the mad karma that comes from feeding /lit/'s collective & perversely voyeuristic hivemind desires for elven feet. So really you can't miss.
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Horny nerds ruined fantasy

It should have remained the province of prudish flabby Oxford dons
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>>8874696

>implying that fantasy can be ruined
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>>8874696

it still is
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>>8874605
>>8874646
>>8874678

Can someone give a /lit/ explanation for this fetish?
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