If literature is meant to express the human condition, could

notes from my diary desu

>>8693220
>implying robots aren't sub-human

>>8693220
My Twisted World by Elliot O.R. Rodger

>>8693230
Beat me to it.

houellebecq, probably, but i haven't actually read him

>>8693220
Elementary Particles by Houellebecq desu

>>8693220
>Ostracised due to either ugliness or lack of normieness
>lack of normieness
>being ostracized for being a piece of shit human being
The way it should be.
Now please leave people that the gift of life was not squandered on alone and be garbage with the rest of your kind. >>>/r9k/

>>8693220
Love Song of J Alfred Prufrock by T.S Eliot Rodgers

>>8693220
This is the 21st century, my goy. Books need to sell to young girls, you're not part of the target audience so nobody will write self insert characters for you.
Best you can do is books like The Temple of the Golden Pavilion.

>>8693220
the human condition is a spook.

Catcher in the Rye
(Don't actually read it OP it has nothing to do with what your are talking about, I'm just posting it to get it out of the way. It's the clueless normalfag go to answer when replying to these types of threads)

my diary desu

http://www.executetheprogram.com/etp2/

>>8693220
Brief interviews with hideous men

Catcher in the Rye
The Sun Also Rises
This Side of Paradise

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>>8693220

>>8693230
Honestly My Twisted World, while not well-written, is a very good insight into the mind of a 21st century beta male. It will be taught in schools during the course about the falling of Western civilization and the lead-up to WW3

Notes from the Underground

>>8693220
Get off of tinder and become interesting.

>>8693220
>he's still chained to the vaginal jew

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>>8693220
Check out this classic

>>8693230

I'm curious as to why this is a meme now when the thing happened like, two years ago?

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>>8695707
It kept being posted so it became a self-propelling meme, kinda like Baneposting.

Also it's fucking hilarious, how many times does he splash orange juice on someone?

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>>8693252
He seems to lean that way, his writing is a great example of how /r9k/ took up economic leftism and applied it to sex.

>>8695707
It's genuinely quite good.

>>8697242
I just want you to know, I get the meme of that image and its very funny.

>>8695603
>>>/f/acebook

I'm a fat, ugly, small-dicked male

I have plenty of sex because I'm smart, funny and, most importantly, not autistic.

You're wrong about what literature is, but if you're looking for books about bitter virgins try Lanark

>>8697431
>I'm a fat, ugly, small-dicked male
>I have plenty of sex because I'm smart, funny and, most importantly, not autistic.

What if I'm a short but pretty muscular, moderately average face, small dicked male?

pls respond

>>8697433
I forgot to factor height into the equation, I am 6'2" so there's more than likely something to that.

But I mean, being fat seems like more of a barrier than being short. If you've got a nice build you should be able to attract women. That is, so long as you're not a garbage human.

>>8697431
(Not true by the way)

>>8697440
>I am 6'2" so there's more than likely something to that.

You're not helping man ;_;

I consider myself a garbage human because of my shortness, but many others always comments otherwise. I'm just way too insecure about my height that it's shocking that I got a couple of girls to like me in the past.

>>8693220
Read A Confederacy of Dunces then reflect on your life dumb frogposter

>>8697445
Not sure why I would lie on the internet. It's super easy to get a girlfriend just on personality.
>>8697450
Yeah, overcoming body issues and sexual anxieties is probably the biggest barrier to sex/a relationship in my experience.

Try to relax around girls who you think are interested in you, drink (but not too much), be conscious of body language/physical contact, keep a conversation up until you "make a move"

I know it sounds like a harrowing laundry list of shit to be mindful of, but it just requires practice. I had many good but unsuccessful dates before I started having sex.

>>8697463
I'm shorter than short, though. Like 5'4", 5'5" kind of deal. Will I make it senpai?

>>8697440
I think height is a bigger barrier. I'm only 5'8" but I have broad shoulders and a sturdier build. Most girls actually like a dad body, Especially if you go to an SEC School with a popping Greek life

>>8697450
How tall are you?
>inb4 5'11"

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>>8697433
Women want to be entertained, sex included, so just give a girl a good time and sex will follow. then she will throw you out, since you are tiny and will see that you cannot please her in the short, mid, long term

>>8697470
Sure, why not? I can't really say of course, but I know guys who are that short and hook up regularly. You'll be fine.
>>8697474
Yeah, the popularity of "dads" has really helped, ngl. What is SEC? I'm Canadian.

>>8697474
>I'm only 5'8"
Thats virtually average, shut the fuck up

CAN WE PLEASE STOP WITH THE HEIGHT MEMES. IT LITERALLY DOESN'T MATTER, UNLESS YOUR LIKE 5'2"
THERE ARE WAY WORSE THINGS, LIKE HAVING SHIT FACIAL AESTHETICS, AND A BAD REPUTATION. NOW FUCK OFF.

>>8697487
>LIKE HAVING SHIT FACIAL AESTHETICS, AND A BAD REPUTATION.

Yeah but we can't objectively measure those things and reliably project inferiority complexes on them

>>8697490
>Yeah but we can't objectively measure those things

Refined chin, sharp noses, etc etc..

>>8697487
>CAN WE PLEASE STOP WITH THE HEIGHT MEMES. IT LITERALLY DOESN'T MATTER, UNLESS YOUR LIKE 5'2"
>tfw 5'2"

>>8697500
Your probably shitposting, but it still doesn't matter. Just find a short chick.

>>8697498
Its still not quantifiable, you either are or are not a certain height while facial looks are more abstract and dynamic. Like you can have a very good looking face while having any single or even a number of otherwise bad looking features

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you will never transition from numale to Chad

>>8693225
>>8694799
Who needs books when you have your diary desu?

(Serious question)

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>>8697500
get natty

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>>8697474
>Most girls actually like a dad body
they love also abs and pecs, just like men love plastic bimbos from time to time

>>8693230

This.

It's like Brett Easton Ellis taking over the Adrian Mole series.

>>8695633

Only correct answer so farm.

Ham On Rye should be compulsory for robots along with boxing classes.

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>tfw gay
>tfw dont have to deal with girls' bullshit
>tfw had first threesome aged 17
>tfw there no bullshit antiquated courtship rituals with men
>tfw can easily have sex with a 9/10 whenever i want

Loving Every Laugh

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