Why are you so reddit, my dear cucks?
"Upon my soul," declared the President, "I own I fancy nothing better than that taste. When I was in Parliament I must have voted at least a hundred times to have some poor devil hanged; they were all innocent, you know, and I would never indulge in that little injustice without experiencing, deep within me, a most voluptuous tittilation: no more was needed to inflame my balls, nothing used to heat them more certainly. You can imagine what I felt when I did worse."
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the nomenclature for the hoi polloi on this board is "Plebs". Please lurk more, as it might afford you an opportunity to learn some rather magnificent memes, such as the Meme Trilogy, Epic DFW Face Captures, and even the beloved >Translations Meme, and our treasure trove of Gassposters. Among the flora of our humble domain, you might even spot the rare and valuable Gene Wolfe fag, Aramini. Please, take up a book, scan from page to page, and join us in our rants and raves, anon.
If not, get the fuck out, pleb.