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>Be me 23
>no gf
>athletic beta
>Live in shitty apartment and can barely afford rent
>Landlord wants rent at the end of month
>go to supermarket and spend last 50$ on groceries
>As im leaving sees flyer for local boxing matches
>Never boxed before but need money
>Fast foward to first match
>First match is skinny 5'5 weighs 110
>Beat the shit out of him
>1 year later Become local boxing legend
>Start making good money move out of shitty apartment
>Living well but not rich
>2 days before next fight 3 guys approached me from outside my apartment
>They said take a dive or something bad will happen, one of them opened his hoodie and I saw a gun
>Scared so i agreed to take a dive
>Fight about to start, Little twig fucker enters the ring
>No way I could fake a knockout from this one
>Win the fight
>rip.jpg
>Get to my apartment parking lot
>Open car door and get pulled out
>3 guys dressed in black punched me in the face and dragged me into van
>Passout
>Woke up fading in and out of consciousness
>Passed out again
>Woke up in a strange apartment on the couch
>Strange girl walked in with water (7/10)
>Talk for a while
>Says she found me in a alley half dead
>Fast foward 2 months
>Been dating for a while
>Feel as if shes been distant
>She calls Me over with some important news
>I get there and she sits me down on the couch
>She has tears in her eyes as she tells me
>Anon I need something
>What? anything?
>Holding back tears she says I need about tree fiddy
>It was at that moment I realized that she was a giant crustation from the paleolithic era
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