/lit/ challenge

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More inspiration. 1/3

That ass too big
Don't like at all
Call me Irish but
I like 'em small

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>>8240368
2/3

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>>8240377
3/3

>>8240371
kek

>>8240359

What yonder image burns into mine eyes

It's as unpleasant as walking on knives

This horrid creatures seems to have consumed one too many pies.

>>8240371
Work on your prose, faggot.

The ass is fat
So is the belly
Maybe too fat
I bet her cunt is smelly

>>8240390
Yer dumb
>>8240399
Yer dummer

>>8240359
I want to cum cum,
in that bum bum.

It's big.
It's round.
It bounces on the ground,
her butt!

~Robert Burns

>>8240371
weak rythm

The roundish world that she lives in
That challenges her posterior, does it win?
Plump it is, soft it may be,
But the world is definitely bigger.
I look'd at that monstrosity,
And couldn't help but wonder
How does she poo or pee?
Girls do sit down to do it (don't they?)
But such a big toilet, could there ever be?
She will most likely find a man
A whorish one by the looks,
She believes that she will,
Since Meghan Trainor did remind her
Have a fat ass, no other skill.
Yet I'd surely stay away for that,
Because I see none but fat.

BREHS

>>8240359
dat a big ass ass, yo
daaamn

This is gross
and I don't like to post
about something as large
as two chicken roasts

She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty
-Ezra Pound

sweaty sands showed me
twin colossal meat brothers
clouds above Kyoto

Has /lit/ already forgotten the beautiful tribute we made to Nicki Minaj?

http://www.viewdocsonline.com/document/4pdv0t

>>8240490
When was this made? It seems like /lit/ has been taken over by gay men since then.

>>8240497

>Uploaded: 11th March 2013

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>>8240490
glorious

>>8240490
kek i love you guys

Her ass is too massive
It's almost persuasive
It looks like it's filled with poop
Anyone who likes that is a fucking doop.

>>8240500
A 3 year gay invasion. Can /lit/ ever recover?

>>8240514
you suck

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP HAHAHAHAHHAHAH BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
HAHAHAHAHAH

It's not actually that funny but I know one of you faggots will laugh at this

I was at the bar
When she looked at me from afar
Her ass was as big as a car
and all I could wonder was:

I wonder how big her shits are.

- Anon, 2016

>>8240521
It's my first poem

>>8240359
Big fat ass
Not so fast
Baboons have butts
Butts have gas
Cut the fat and put it in her chest
Now that fat's not just good
But it's the best

>>8240525
The butt's too big,
on that saucy nig.
Sure I'm an ass man,
but it's wide as a fridge.

>>8240529
A+

A life condemned to yogic cloth
For nothing else will fit
Like the monk who never eats
I wonder how she shits

>>8240359
Biggest rear I've seen
While wandering in 4chan
But cannot unsee

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Your butt
tells stories
no book has
the spine to
carry

>>8240580
No, every poem in this thread is horrible.

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Plight Of The Negroid.
A Sexed Up Hotentock.
Ayo Hol Up Gurl.

>>8240359
if only i were a nigger
then my ass might be bigger
but then then i would have to pull the trigger
because i'd never want to be a nigger

I thought I was looking at a picture of a horse, skimming the thumbnails.

>>8240490
>Oh

>>8240371
jaja

I met a traveller on some Attic sands
Who said: "My vast badonkadonk you must bone
now, for my pleasure." Near her, (leash in hand),
half-shrunk, a trendy doggo sniffs: her hound,
with reddish kip, of barely one foot span,
told that its owner well those tabloids read,
which run the lives of well-fed queens.
I scanned her buttocks and dearly plead -
for in my lustfulness, I had no fear -
"I am called Anonymous, bringer of memes!
Sit on my dick: You're shaped just like a pear!"
Nothing of my dick remains. Beneath her bootay,
she crushed my pecker. Such roundness now beware,
and bone but skinny girls, after this day.

What an ugly whore bitch
I bet her smelly rashy cunt will stitch
Up my wounds because I got shot
From her Negro pimp who got
Me in the shin with his gun
The girl has an ugly bun
Two buns, I mean and they are fat
Being fat isn't good you dumb
I'm going to become a bum
Since I forgot to pay last weeks rent
And my dick got bent
Out of shape and now I hate
Black people because they rate
My profile pics as being ugly
My rhymes are as good as rap, fugly

>>8240635
jesus christ, I first saw the image then read the text, why did I have to be correct in my assumptions. fuck this world.

>>8240599
Fantastic.

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>>8240635
lmao

>>8240359
You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

>>8240431
A bonnie buttocks!

>>8240845
c'mon you could have at least spiced it up with some line breaks

>>8240715
I can barely understand this, but best poem in the thread.

>>8240529
B+

Have my eyes deceived?
Tis a trick being played?
O that photoshop had not
Come into this world
And torn our images to lies
That whatever fantastical
Thing that a man should see
Could be trusted with his eyes!

MUFFUGGIN DICK BITCH
GEDDIN JIGGY WIT IT
NAH NAHNAHNAH NAH NAH NAH
DJ KHALID SUPPIN ON DES TUNES
BIX NOOD IN DIS BITCH

God knows the physics of man
for a cradle he placed
upon a waist of his Eve
A toe sinking then a drop
an arch into a volley
where only Newton plays tennis

Oh look, a butt, Forsooth a cul
Big round, in white bedressed, to mull
On it now seems my new desire
From me my loins they draw such ire.

>>8240359
There once was an ass on the beach
As big as a ninety-pound peach.
I'd give it a squeeze,
Because I'm a sleaze,
But I don't think my fingers can reach.

>>8241189
>>8241216
A+

>>8240907
A-

>>8241236
B++

Behold! The pale hills of her behind
That unfold, stretch for mankind

Her little bottom
Is all but forgotten,
For jump just once or wiggle twice
And a collective breath utters:

"Nice"

>>8240359
When I approached her
about to ask her number
Her doggo stared at me
his tongue full of butter

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>>8241189
tep kok

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>>8241260
>pale

Two globes emerge
United as this,
A flesh which drops shit,
and I love to kiss.

Its body so heavy,
That I cannot muster,
The image alone,
Fills my draws with custard.

A big ass
I like it
Though not as much as tits
I prefer those
Thought not so big as to be unwieldy
I am a virgin

>>8240359
Word's been around,
perhaps it's a rumor.
She still stays her ground,
Says: "It's not a tumor!"

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>>8241636
Nice

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Heave thine flanks upon my face.
Bestow my tongue your heavenly taste.
Your rump it does inspire,
my manhood's base desire,
to slide within the depths,
between those cheeks that I love best.
O give me not nymphets,
or college town coquettes!
My passion shall resound,
In Sodom's burning ground,
For a whore of Babylon,
to rest her cushion on

my penis

>>8241760
why the fuck did you post this ugly white bitch the challenge was to write about the woman in the OP

>>8241773

my muse's thick tush is way finer than whatever jungle savages you salivate over.

I'm only writing about asses I'm interested in.

>>8240359
ass so heavy
destroys all levee
makes me think
i'd put it in her stink

>>8240359
Hail the pear woman
that ass that ain't human
will give a us a sudden wooden
by only just looking.

Oh you beauty full of silicon
I will eat you like gelatin
Tastier than cinnamon
more impressive than a miracle.

I'm a beginner writing poems

>>8241792
Get the fuck out of here you stupid fucking cunt

>>8241760
>thinking whites are better than blacks
shame

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>>8241816
damn straight

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>>8241828

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>>8241837

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>>8241849
Enjoy your ban, mate.

I'm not going to write a poem, but this woman, and images like this bother me a bit.

I find it strange that the only image of herself this woman (and many like her on Instagram) chooses to present to the world is that of the woman with the huge ass. It's as if that feature is her entire identity, at least from my perspective. It is hard for me to view these Instagram women as people against any better instincts I might have, because they can express themselves in a way the entire world can see and choose to identify themselves by their (admittedly quite nice) asses.

I fully understand that these people almost certainly have other aspects and layers to their persons, I know this for a fact, but my knee jerk instinct, my gut instinct says to me these people have no substance, that if they choose to identify themselves as an ass and nothing more, perhaps there is nothing more.

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>>8241883
Are you fucking serious? I just nitpicked pictures. Here's her face, dumbass.

>>8241899

And you misunderstood my point. It's not about the ass, it's about the Instagram "I am an attractive woman and thus will post several photos a day of nothing but me" style of content.

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>>8241899
Women like this aren't saying their ass is their only redeeming quality, they're just showing off the merchandise, most of them are strippers and or do cam shows. The more people you can convince to come see you strip just by posting a picture of your titties the more money you're bound to make.

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>>8241909
So you just hate women for having fun.

>>8241910

That makes sense.

>>8241914
Maybe if that's what it sounds like to you. I don't hate them, or at least I don't think I do. Perhaps you have a different opinion. I understand (as I've said) that there's more to it for certain. It's a knee jerk reaction that I try to fight. Everyone has knee jerk reactions that might contradict their thought based opinions. I believe a good person should strive to overcome those impulses. I'm not saying I'm a good person, just providing a justification that helps me come to terms with feeling things I might think are wrong.

>>8240715
Look on her rear, ye mighty, and despair.

>>8241939
Ya idk how he fucked that up.

>"nuh uh no white chicks"
>"look at these proud black women"
>"hey isn't flaunting your ass in every photograph a bit infantile? sometimes I question the internet's effects on the female ego - nuh uh you jes hate women"

can you fuck off back to world star hip hop, occupy democrats, BLM or whatever shit hole you crawled out of? This could have been a fun thread.

>>8241962
Stay mad.

That ass,
I can't pass.
Merely thrust my tongue,
To receive mass.

That ass,
Seal my face like fate,
Soon I shall asphyxiate.

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>>8240490
love it good job /lit/

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>>8241849
Lol

>>8241856
Announcing reports is against the rules

>>8242361
>a-arsflfarts
>"what?"
>arse full of farts

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>>8242361
I immediately write in my diary: "Dear diary, the ass was fat."

Recuerdo tu culo redondo y macizo pidiéndome a gritos meterle el chorizo.

I see a fat ass
I cant stand that
I dont get to fuck it
I dont give a shit
about some fucking law
or where she live
Ill kill her fucking dad mom whatever
whenever
and fuck her

>>8240359
Her ass makes no sense
In any instance.

>>8242482
It's appropriate only in that it could be featured in a slant rhyme a young nigga would spit about her booty on a track.
Dogshit otherwise.

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More inspo

>>8242832


Is it a queer man,
Who finds this ass repulsive?
Filth, thou art woman.

>>8240359
pomme between the scene presenting seeds sewn in the screen planting expanding expectations respecting conventions following representative demonstrations filling out evocative examinations

>>8240371
Irish

>>8240486
>>8240599
these

rotund and repulsive,
nilotic mass of mass,
away with you, offal-ass

>>8240359
Who the actual fuck
is attracted to this?
OP's taking the piss
or is a fucking cuck

Ass
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS
I like that ass
It's big
Ass

>>8243248
Did you mean "Nilotic mass of ass"? Either way, I like this.

>>8243705
>abba scheme
die

>>8240359
Jesus Christ that has to be the closest living thing to a centaur you can ever get in human history

Mup Da Doo Didda
Po Mo Gub Bidda Be Dat Tum
Muhfugen Bix Nood

Betwixt the goodly boulders base
lies a secret rosy clement cave
hefty mountains clad in turquoise blue
a rump well gifted with adipose tissue

>>8245194
It took you fifteen hours to come with this?
Pathetic.

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>>8240497
Yes. I hardly come by anymore. Stomaching a single thread alone seems impossible. Makes me run to the bathroom on the doubles.

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>>8240599
Ubboated

>>8245698
It's the same way for me and /co/. I barley even visit anymore.

>>8245705
Get outta here with that flat white nonsense.

>>8240731
its a parody account. how have some of you purport that you've read the greeks, joyce, and gaddis when you cant even discern an ironic meme image. jeezus fukncroist.

It's amazing how low quality stuff like this remains, because it's technically on topic.

Yet posts that are of much higher quality get removed because it isn't easily apparent to the goober mods that while they are technically off-topic, they are 'spiritually' very on topic.

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mfw her dimension starts with " 3 "

>>8241909
Save webspace for these slits for actually providing good content and off yourselves from the interwebs faggot

>>>/b/ is that way, m8

>>8245744
this thread is the funniest in ages, kill yourself

>>8245705
that girl is so beautiful. i don't get how anyone could fuck the subhumans that are black women.

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>>8245756
be thankful there are no fartfags from /r9k/ here.

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>>8245716
Wat

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>>8245760
>>8245770
Please stop.

>>8245705
What a fucking goddess

>>8243838
I mean what I say and say what I mean.

>>8243637
does she have a tattoo of a cloud on her ass?

does she have a fart tattoo?

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>>8245786
u like???

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>>8246009
It's a butterfly.

More poems please

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>>8240359

I wrote something for this Nubian queen instead...
Salt water glistens from her tight curls, slowly dripping down to her neck as she moves away from the water.

A small seductive smile crosses her face, her ample breasts barely fitting in the white bikini. Quivering. As time stood still, her voluptuous brown figure illuminated in the sun, forgetting the fact that you're at a dingy part of the beach.

That smile, a sly indication that she's enjoying the fact you're taking her body in. She shakes her hips a bit, slowly gyrating. Lust in her eyes as she plays with her breasts.

With heated urgency, she slides onto your lap, gently grinding on your pitched tent, she leans in close and ask:

"What the fuck is her name?!?"

>>8245760
THRRRRRRRRBBBT

>>8240599
>>8246018
>>8246032

this

>>8246448
This isn't about ass.

>>8240359
Ass was built
built with great mass
the ass stretched to a yonder
too big for my dick to plunder
gargantuan piece from the race of an ape
enormous size, it was too much for my plate
so with that note and on that ass
ill have to pass, but before you go
just shit in a bag, to fertilize the grass

>>8245705
>>8241760
>>8245698
>>8245760
The only attractive women in this thread.

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porcine-and-obscene-would-that-it-could-be-unseen*

*(all said as one word)

>>8241773
go away, niggerlover

>>8245982
In this case I retract my words: "mass of mass" is almost as dumb as what your just said. Rewrite that line and get the revised version on my desk by the end of the day.

>>8240485
Kek

>>8240359
The sheer volume of the two moons colliding
enough to cause an explosion for the masses
Big enough to support my heavy weight and continue my journey for more of this beauty.

>>8248776
are those tattoos? why does it look like she has shit leaking from her ass

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>niggers disgust me
its sheboon mating season
fucking mud people


>THERE YOU GO OP.

>>8248781
Yeah, they're tattoos, retard.

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>>8248810
its even a haiku

This strange thing must have crept
Right out of hell.
It resembles a Roman arch
Standing atop a Praetorian's head.

As you grab it with your hand,
As you stab it with your piece of meat,
It is possible to imagine the rest of the
arch:
Its concrete which like your fist
Is cold, hard, and blind.

>>8240359
Roses are red
Asses are fat
That would get tapped
If the girl wasn't black

POETRY

From birth
a catharsis of blood, and bone
flesh, and other organic tissue
falling into repetitions
to form an object of life
otherwise, a pawn to itself
Reinventing its structure many times over
and as a part of that equation
an ass to boot

>>8240359
Women's asses on /lit/?
Please just stop it.

The apparition of my face on her round;
Saddle laden with oil, black through.

>>8249212
Favorite one

"Ass cant hold that book spine" comment a good 2nd

As I witnessed the mass
The trembling, quivering terror
Of that abhorrent ass
It's a sight to behold, there's no error
I saw it's clear she's got no class
Is it good? Is it bad? I don't think I'm that kind of guy
Apologies, I'll have to pass
After seeing that, I'm afraid, I must die