/mtfg/

I want to be cummed inside of so bad :c

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Nth for Elanna isn't tsundere, just extremely soft

It's almost the 2 year anniversary of me starting HRT, which means it's also more imminently the 2 year anniversary of my suicide attempts
blergh

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>>8846574
His thighs would crush my windpipe and my corpse would begin fermenting under his tremendous gunt

Night shift and I can't even drink. FML

>>8846572
yeah. where the feminine penises at?

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How's your day going /mtfg/?
>>8846577
:c
Hugg. At least you're still alive two years later

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>>8846579
Alternative viewpoint: you can drink as much as you want, as long as you don't get caught.

>>8846581
bf facetimed me and said he'll be home in a week and that he misses me so my day is going good so far

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>>8846578
I'm sure I could mention something about having to navigate your butchered meat-maze but Im a nice guy so I wouldnt ruin your fragile little self confidence like that Elanna.

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>>8846580

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>>8846581

>>8846572
Iktf
>>8846588
Aww :3
>>8846594
:/
I hope tomorrow's better for you

i feel like im trapped in a cycle of feeling unable to take action due to fear and then self hating because of perceiving myself as weak due to being too afraid to do what i want

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>>8846589
I know you'd drag your balls through a mile of broken glass to hear my meat maze queef through a walky talkie

>>8846591
my benis gives you an upboat.

>>8846561

Umm, hi all. So I posted in here (or a /lgbt thread similar to it) for a little while a few years ago, and in the OP there were some pastebin links to resources and a link to a medical paper something-something-Avital or Aveetal? Super vague I know, and I apologize, but I was wondering if anyone knows what I'm talking about and could link? I've looked online for that paper specifically but I'm not finding anything at all, so some help would be lovely.

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>>8846600
Thats asides the point though.

>>8846603
did you and birdy ever hit it off?

>>8846589
Yo man you should shave your legs. Everyone says it's amazing but I need a third party opinion

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>>8846600
>>8846603

the romance between you melts my heart

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>tfw no bf (bunn friend)

>>8846609
shaving your legs is pretty amazing

in the current year + 2 more years, even straight men are doing it, even girls find it super hot

>>8846615
I don't know yo none of my friends have done it. People will think I'm a chick or something

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>>8846611

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>>8846620
dont worry, Id never actually let him steal you from me

>>8846615
Shaving your legs is wonderful

>>8846630
I don't know I think I'm being rused by tranny vampires

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>>8846624
>it's a Sophie teases Elanna again episode
O no ;-;

>>8846617
>People will think I'm a chick or something
balderdash, it's actually very common for young canadian men to shave their body hair in these current times, women simply cannot get enough of that smooth, silky look

you'd probably be a trendsetter in your circle of fellows

>>8846630
quite so

>>8846636
nah, shaving leggus is great for everyone

>>8846639
I heard that the effect of shaving is similar to like 1.5months of HRT dude, are you trying to fuck me over?

>>8846641
>>8846639
straight men should not shave their legs or anything else (except pubes maybe as a gesture for the one sucking them as to avoid pubes in mouth).

>>8846645
all i'm trying to do is provide accurate and helpful advice

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once i saw a rabbit in my front yard eating a peach it was cute

Reminder: never ever ever trust the judgement of trannies on what is normal for straight men

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>>8846638
>>8846624
Dont worry if Elanna is correct there should be plenty of me to go around.

>>8846665
Not even you? I feel so betrayed

>>8846654
Dude you're trying to make me feminine or some shit what the fuck brah

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>>8846638
perfect, those are my favourite

>>8846581
yeah but I'm already getting flashbacks again this evening now that I've realised and the whole process of coming out to myself in such a protracted manner was such an unpleasant experience for me it's hard not to say "fuck it" and spend the rest of tonight in a k-hole when I want to be taking a break atm and otherwise would have no problem (i.e. I don't get cravings or anything, it's only mental health shit that makes me do drugs at all)

>about to buy safety razor plus shaving brush and soap
Should I do it mtfg
>>8846663
In high school I'd get there like an hour early to hang out with friends and there were always rabbits running around
It was p cute

>>8846669
>Dude you're trying to make me feminine or some shit what the fuck brah
girls like feminine men, you can't reasonably expect to ever get a girlfriend if you don't shave your legs and start taking other measures

>>8846679
well
mental health shit and excruciating physical pain
also I found out from someone more experienced today I've been using the wrong term all along, what I have isn't central hypotonia, it's hypotonic cerebral palsy

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>>8846665

>>8846685
I like my men hairy and masculine, tyvm

>>8846665
It's normal for straight men to take hrt :^)

>>8846685
Other measures?

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>>8846677
Why are you so cruel

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>Elanna and Sophie c. Christmas 2021, Germany

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am i bi if I like girls and femboys that look like girls

>>8846690
a statistical anomaly, nothing but

>>8846692
steps to enhance your naturally feminine attributes, e.g. picking a good moisturiser, exfoliating, taking HRT, growing out your hair, etc.

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>>8846694
thats how I show affection

>>8846705
But then I'll look like a girl man are you fucking mental?

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>>8846691
yes, those are called agps
>>8846685
>girls like feminine men
[citation neebeb] (cant cite japan that is cheating)

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I'm gonna sleep lads. Goof night to all.

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I like feminine men..

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>>8846709
Hard hitting stuff from the person with no job that wears diapers

>>8846708
look man, i know it sucks, but we all have to do what we have to do in order to get a girlfriend

be brave

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>>8846707
>When she shows affection for you
I'm ok with this

>>8846697
Delet thjs

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>>8846712
goofnight lil lia
sleep well!
Ill make sure the monsters stay away

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>>8846717
Ambiance, have you had to flee yet? Are you looking forward to telling your future children that back when you were young, New Atlantis used to be called "Florida"?

>>8846719
I think I'll pass f a m

>>8846713
You just want one so you can make them a grille

>>8846726
Stay strong and hairy, grow your beard out if you can

Long hair is fucking sexy though

What is it with all this anime shit?

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>>8846726
But I like having a boyfriend that I can cuddle and talk about feelings with. It's just a bonus if he looks a bit feminine too.

Which trip do you want to give a handjob while you breastfeed them?

>>8846717
>tfw we're supposed to take a diaper neet who claims it's feminine to be extremely stupid seriously

>>8846726
>I think I'll pass f a m
only a fool asks for advice but ignores it if he doesn't like what he hears

we're never going to wean you onto boys this way

>>8846725
I live in California, don't live in the south anymore
I remember hurricane evacuations all too well from growing up in New Orleans desu
Lel I'll be sure to tell them about that

>>8846703
traps are NOT GAY

>>8846741
I mean stupidity is a feminine trait tee bee aich hon

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beep ily

>>8846737
Oh, RIP

>>8846742
Bro I just don't wanna be a grille

>>8846745
Is it gay if your straight gf lays you on your back and you wrap your legs around her hips and she grinds and forages against your bp until you accidentally say you want her inside of you, and then she kiss you and goes harder

>>8846752
>gf

Yes, having a girlfriend is very gay

>>8846752
this post made me feel funny

>>8846752
> you accidentally say you want her inside of you
Bad feel

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>>8846751
>Bro I just don't wanna be a grille
fine, stay a boy then

>>8846760
Thanks I will

>>8846752
still not gay

What color should i paint my nails

>>8846772
the color of darkness

>>8846776
Ew

Blue, maroon, red, white, green or pink?

>>8846772
What is your skin colour? Do you want to draw attention? What is your hairstyle and your hair colour?

>>8846778
DARKNESS

>>8846779
Pale as a ghost, brown/black shoulder length hair and idc if it draws attention

>>8846778
i like lime green, i think it's one of the cuter colours

>>8846786
Black

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>>8846717
being a parasite leech is actually the most feminine thing u can do.

>>8846795
DARKNESS

>>8846795
I dont have black, im not edgy

>>8846793
only green i have is seaweed green, should i use that?

>>8846749
blep

>>8846801
What do you have? Show collection.

>>8846801
>only green i have is seaweed green, should i use that?
it's close enough, i think it'll work

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Tranny pharmacy
Just kill me now edition

>>8846817
Wait my sister has some lime green i can use

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>>8846802
hugg

>>8846756
So it's gay
>>8846757
I don't know why having someone on top of me feels so much better then pretending I like being on top
>>8846769
So it's not gay
>>8846758
If only there was a way for that not to sound weird

>>8846819
How did you get Dat Ass in last pic btw?

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>>8846842
She was born with it...
And boobs
She has 1 ovary

Reminder: don't gay

>>8846737
>bonus if he's fem too
now this is not the elanna i know
your gayness is affecting your choice in men

>>8846848
agphobe
not like i have a choice

>>8846854
It's not gay to like feminine attributes in men

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>>8846847
Cute hair cut oh wow!

Look what Drew gave me for when my shoulder heals? :0
>>8846842
What valq said, plus I made a deal with the devil.

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>>8846848
its not gay as long as the balls dont touch

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>>8846848
Elanna "AC/DC for the LGBT" Kurisu
Elanna "LGBTBBQ" Kurisu

>>8846848
sorry I fucked up again

>>8846859
technically no, but seems like you want everything and your trying to curb your gayness into hetero at this pt

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>>8846862
Does that mean we can never gay?

>>8846863
Truth

>>8846864
O no

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>>8846868
Don't psychoanalyse my choice in men
;-;

>>8846862
How do I learn to draw like that desu

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>>8846870
it means whatever we do, it will never be gay.

>>8846838
Doesn't it feel so much better?
>>8846842
Which pic anyways, the one in bright light or the one in shadow with the dangling strap on?

>>8846870
>O no
it feels good anyways tho

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>>8846881
you could learn to draw by me if u wish to become good one day c:

>>8846890
Someone in-doors with a cute butt

>>8846901
what the fug

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>>8846881
you need to get some models to pose for you

>>8846860
W-whered he get that.
Y does ge have that

>>8846901
puffy can u draw more pictures

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>>8846884
Anything???

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>>8846910
i drew this pictrure of me and daddy getting ready to kiss eachtoher yesterday
>>8846904
me nd daddy

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I got fired from my job

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>>8846903
This one?
>>8846907
He took it from that hot muslim gf of his I showed you before for me. ;P

>>8846919
tbqhon this daddy person needs to die

>>8846920

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, why :(


>>8846919

Are you a fetus?

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>>8846916
aaaaaaanything you want

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>>8846903
Or this one?

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>>8846927
daddy doesnt even desrve to be hurt he is nice and sweet
>>8846929
im single celled organsim

>>8846926
Soooo, actual chaser or wat. Jfc

>>8846929
My boss told me to have a good day when I clocked out and I told him I'm going to go home and cry and maybe if I get lucky, i'll get into a car accident.

He told me don't come back

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>>8846942
nice meme
I like it

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>>8846930
What about what you want?

>>8846942
What did you do for work?

>>8846942
is this canon, or just another one of your stories, angie

>>8846947
I with I was memeing Sophie

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>>8846950
I-I have never thought about what I want if I am honest

>>8846942
Hugg :(

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>>8846958
Maybe you should
Wouldn't be a lot of fun for me if you weren't enjoying yourself now would it?

>>8846951
I was a cook

>>8846953
Canon

>>8846919
wow hes v tol. ur v smol
>>8846942
public self loathing is generally frowned upon. seek help instead

>>8846966
Were you the one eho called the head chef daddy by accident?

>>8846966
>Canon
just checking, can never be too sure

bit of a setback, but we'll still save you, don't worry

>>8846964
Idk, if I am honest, I dont think thats something I could ever truly enjoy.
too much baggage

>>8846956
youre my favourite source of orginial memes
your OC is the best

>>8846971
You think I don't seek help?
I have every fucking right to loathe

>>8846979
My whole life is a set back

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>>8846939
Everyone is a chaser valq. Even us

Nah he owes me for all the babysitting... >.>

You'll be fine.

>my lingerie for the next 6 weeks

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>>8846980
Well, that got heavier than I intended.
Sorry
For what it's worth, I'm sure you could with the right help and right approach to it.

>>8846981
im sure you do but you still shouldnt do it around normies. sorry u got fired tho thats hella gay

>>8846942
It's a shame you didn't

>>8847012
Fuck of chaser

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tfw the transbians erp

>>8847014
i want fuck of girl

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>>8846905
I can draw kinda well anyways

>>8847014
*off
I'm not into girls...

>>8846926
This one. If I had such an ass I would transition and let every man on the, planet fuck me in the ass, vagina and mouth allund at the same time. Not evenauch memeing or joking

>>8847029
...Kayla?

>>8847029
You would die of AIDS within a year tops

>>8847023
I'm not a girl

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>>8847004
maybe, but like, I dont feel like its necessary to be able to enjoy that. I just need to be able to function and do my duty.

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>>8847032
Sounds like Kyler.

>>8847032
Not really sis

>>8847041
I would get cum

>>8847044
what r u
>>8847041
>death from aids
>current year
:thinking:

>>8847053
She would develop super AIDS from getting so much AIDS

hi

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>>8847046
It could be so much better though. It's not just about duty, it's about having fun. Even if you think of it as duty, it's done better if you're enjoy it

>>8847061
bye

>>8847060
tfw not poz with super aids

>>8847060
:O

>>8847053
A boy like everyone else here

Whos kayla btw?

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>Sophie and Elanna, September 9th, 2019, after Beerfest

>>8847085
Your spirit animal it seems.

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>>8847062
Idk, thats just not how my brain functions

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>>8846995
Trefoil park

>>8847089
Thats mean from the things Ive heard about her. Why would I be close to her?

>>8847101
I'd like my two holes stuffed 24/7 or similar comments are a very Kayla things to say. Miss Cock is just crazy like that.
Needless to say, in this thread full of forced celibacy, that's frowned upon.

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>>8847091
Yeah but I'm sure there's a lot of people out there that want you to enjoy yourself

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>>8847112
Im all about cock too but I dont shove it down everyones throat usually. Got it? Lol

>>8847122
*shoves cock down ur throat*

>>8847113
can confirm, do want sophie to enjoy herself
t. intrusive internet stranger

>>8847128
*playfully teases your cock with my tongue*

>>8847135

mtfg is a very hott place~

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>>8847135

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>>8847133
w-who are you

>>8847113
maybe, I wonder what that would feel like though
also sorry, Ive had a terrible day. I should probably stop posting.

>>8847140
an inverted dicc still is

>>8847137
De

>>8847140
Su (mark all cars in this picture intensified)

>>8847135
KYS

>>8847149
Uh.. I dont know? Maybe an Albatroaz?

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>>8847135
>>8847128
This thread is fucked

>>8847142
>w-who are you
i just told you, i'm an intrusive internet stranger who's reading your exchange, jeesh

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>>8847159

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>>8847155
Youll never get me alive

good afternoon sophia

>>8847156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bznxx12Ptl0


>>8847168
hayo boo!

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wow, i love all these new trips, they're great.

i will never pass as a woman

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>>8847184
same

>>8847183
>new trips likes new trips

colour me surprised

>>8847177
hay
what are you up to

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>>8847184
It's okay anon.
No one here will.

>>8847187
could you not taste the sarcasm?

>>8847184
I feel that. Still growing my hair out, and wondering how I will get the money for mones from some shabby site like trutrans-pharmacies.co.uk

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>>8847192
being high and sad
life currently sucks

bf is sick too

how are you?

>>8847203
no I didnt want to bite you, I dont know where youve been before!

>>8847211
*bites u*

>>8847206
Try apg-pharmacies.co.uk

It's much cheaper

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>>8847214
THIS IS MY FETISH

>>8847216
Agp*

Fuck i cant type

>>8847211
*bites u2*

>>8847216
Im not Agp :(

>>8847231
Whatever you say dear

>>8846752
Holy fuck muh dick

Wear garlic around your neck to scare off trannies
If that doesn't work use a banana, the potassium will make them run away

>>8847211
yah same
im just not high
also surrounded by 10 family members

are u feeling any better than yesterday

>>8847234
Meanie

>>8847242
Not trying to be mean, but if it looks like a duck..

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>>8847239
no it worse.
things happened etc.

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>>8846752
>forages against your bp

(a person or animal) search widely for food or provisions.

4/10 There was an attempt

>>8847247
really??
do you need to talk about it?
I don't wanna if you don't

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>>8847254
no, if problems can be solved by talking about them they arent real problems.
thanks tho

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Are you guys depressed again?

someone let me live with them and be my mommy thanks

>>8847249
poopies are a food retard also those that do not understand the contextual significance of abstract converse within english are intellectually inept there is so much you can do with our language and using forage for someone seemingly searching around with their tongue in your asshole for shit isnt too far out there then again estrogen does fry your brain so I am not surprised

>>8847029
Yeah my gf is SUPER possessive, ask valq :P

So far i have contained the urge to be the whore god designed my butt for :P

>>8847271
i thought you hadn't started estrogen yet

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>>8847267
we re always depressed senpai
its the only constant here

>>8847267
>again
>implying we stopped
Nice gazebo though.

>>8847263
awwwh
it can't be solved but it can make you feel better sis

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>>8847283
no I already tried that. didnt work

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>>8847184
Iktf

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My nipples hurt, what does this mean?

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>>8847300
are you on E?
if yes, thats normal.

>>8847273
Kek
I think my grandma has seen me posting here and now shes been an super-sayian internally for two hours. I just feel it man. Theres this smell of shoah and rampage in the room we germans are known for. Im an consenting adult btw.

>>8847277
someone is upset

maybe I should be a girl

>>8847300
Milk them and sell them as man-made milk

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>>8847310
wait, youre german too? where do you live?

>>8847305

Yay! I'm not dieing of cancer!

>>8847318

I'll try my best!

>>8847287
that blows
well
i love u
and i know youre strong enough to get through anything

>>8847310
another german on /mtfg/? you people are ten for a penny round these parts

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>>8847326
thanks boo
youre so nice to me

>>8847312
i was trying to be jokey and give you a (you)
to be fair you were saying poopies are food

>>8847330
We need to implement strict anti-Kraut rules in here

>>8847333
Due to all the news I got paranoid as shit. Where do you live? I wonder why my grandma is so weird.

>>8847330
Panzer.

>>8847333
i just want you to feel better ;_;
you need to hurry up

>>8847142
I'm sorry you're having a bad day I'm sorry if I've made it worse ;~;

>>8847318
Hey some juice came out!

Ladyboy milk

>>8847357
we should have a lottery where we toss every 10th german into the chaser pit, where they'll be slowly touched and fondled over a thousand years

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If i come to Trefoil park will you skin and eat me please Valq @_@

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>>8847340
yeah dude I love poopies heres my box where I keep them and my wipies

>>8847364
Every 10th German gets to not get thrown in, you mean

>>8847364
t. chaser

Nice try

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>>8847361
no no you havent at all :3
dont worry about it
talking to you is always a highlight for me


>>8847357
funny, considering a german has ruled this place since summer 2013

>>8847358
NRW, Dortmund-Essen area

>>8847360
ya that hard ;__;

>>8847373
What the fuck man

>>8847380
Me southern germany

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>>8847404
bavaria, austria or northern italy?

>>8847380
>funny, considering a german has ruled this place since summer 2013
Your day will come, Prussian.
Anglo Pride Thread Wide

i walked into the female bathroom by accident, everyone stared at me.

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>>8847411
>anglo
>pride

I awaken.

>>8847373
Why would you do this?
Wtf senpai...

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>>8847380
Yeah but I don't want to go digging up bad feelings
I'm glad to be a highlight of the day though.

>>8847412
What a creepy pervert!

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>>8847424
goof morning allie, did you sleep well?

Reminder if you do not have pride being white you should kill yourself. The future of America and the west is white. One day all niggers and muslims will be round up and killed by the global community of whites and then enjoy a golden era and start work on the great southern america border wall and publicly hang weed dude for being a disgrace to whites everywhere and make CANADA great again.

>>8847405
Southwestern germany. Do people srsly have fantasies like beating or eating their own shit on here? My only fantasies are getting dominated by superior black males. Dam I wish some black guy would fuck my ass

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>>8847445
Rassenschande

>>8847444
Deep inside you feel nothing but inferiority to superior black males

https://www.rabb.it/Rrobynne pre-show! gonna stream some Ghibli in a few mins if anyone wants to join. spammers etc. will be banned on sight.

is it degen if I find the ddlg thing hot and want the lg aesthetic ??

>>8847453
I would love to legally be able to shoot every black person in our country after giving them the choice to go (back to) Africa

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>>8847444
I have done my duty by removing my inferior white genes from the gene pool
Inshallah

>>8847460
quite a bit yeah
the real question is, should you care?

>>8847432
Ye ye thanks :)
I did actually, I got about five hours, which is a lot more than usual.

>>8847449
Ein bisschen Rassenschande ist gar nicht so schlecht. Ich guck mir immer die Ausländer an und wenn sie mir gefallen, stell ich mir vor, wie sie mich auf die Knie zwingen und nacheinander den Schwanz ins Maul schieben :3. Ich bin ein minderwertiger Deutscher :))

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My bf is way too good for me
I dont deserve him...

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>>8847487
Iktf ;_;

>>8847474
that still isnt a lot, arent you deadtired`?

>>8847429
its okay, Im a big grandma, I can deal with feelings

>>8847465
hi elanna!
how was beerfest

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>>8847415
Do it again, Bomber Harris

>>8847499
He deserves somone cute and happy
Not somone like me

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>>8847505

>>8847487
Agreed, send him my way.

>>8847511
Me too, lol

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>>8847511
That's a nice empire you've got going there.

Be a real shame if something were to happen to it.

>>8847499
I'm always tired, but find it very hard to actually get to sleep most of the time.
Is fun fun.

>>8847512
You must prove that you're worthy
Are you cute and nice and happy?

>>8847502
oh god it was so beer
my head hurts loll

>>8847499
I know
I just don't like to add
That's all

>>8847511
Image 4: West Germany minus the Saar.

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>>8847528
I had the same problems around last christmas, I slept 2-5 hours every night, while I had tons of uni work.
eventually bf forced me to get a psych and get antipsychotics, now I can sleep pretty normally, though nightmares and waking up often.

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Since I lost my job, what's the best drink to get trashed off of?

>>8847544
Listerine

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>>8847544
czech import absinthe, 90%

>>8847535
Did anti-psychotics diminish your girl feels?

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>>8847558
what do you mean by girl feels?

>>8847563
Your transness

*throws a pile of dogs on sophies head*

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>>8847575
Ive been fulltime for almost 5 years, Ive had FFS and SRS, my name and legal sex are changed, I dont really have transfeels that could diminish.
I lost a bunch of empathy tho and I didnt have much to begin with

>>8847581
OMG
I hope it isnt big dogs, I am fragile ;-;

>>8847535
Aww :/
I'm glad you sleep better now though (well apart from nightmares)
I tried meds, but I just got addicted and decided to stop.

>>8847563
getting hard when someone calls you she

>>8847598
>phie
>getting hard

>>8847590
yeah lots of big dogs

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>>8847444

>>8847609
PUFFY

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>>8847598
I cant get hard anon...

>>8847606
why do you want to hurt me beep beep beep beep ;_;

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>>8847598
I cured this by getting it cut off

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>>8847611
henlo!!!!!!!

>>8847614
......;_; now i feel bad am so sorry. please let me make you a meal and take these blankeys to keep you warm

>>8847581
>no dogs thrown at my head
):

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>>8847616
>cured

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>>8847630
mommy me beep~

So today is the day...today is the day i come out....been living full time for about a month and a half now, today is the 4th month anniversary of hormones for me.

I'm just gunna post a picture on ig with some words but i'm not sure what to say...alot of ppl r gunna b confused. Just sitting here thinking of what to type.

>>8847648
Tfw not mommied
>>8847616
Tfw not cut off or cured

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>>8847643
What r u implgin

>>8847657
Sup rare tripfriend

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>>8847653
send help

>>8847609
whos that is that me yea thats me high af nigga what about it

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>>8847657
mercury is that you?

how have you been?

>>8847657
How's your fake cancer?

wana see the draw i did mtfg?

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>>8847663
>implgin
nuthin