/mtfg/ male to female gen

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>>8825797
1st.

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HOW TO GIRL VOICE

TELL ME RIGHT NOW

>>8825730
https://clyp.it/21z4o1r5

>>8825788
N-no, we had an agreement.
I never bully.

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nim edition

Holy shit if I actually met any of you people IRL I'd give you a high five and tell you how absolutely proud of your efforts you should be.

>>8825806
also yes I know I have a lisp that I need to work on

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>>8825812

>>8825805
Get surgery
Try to sound like a boy
Sound like you're faking it
Rip

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Elanna and Ally are to be bullied

>>8825818
why does that mans dragon dildo have fire coming out of it

So, since we're talking about voices, does anybody know how to change the way your crying sounds?
Cause when I cry I sound like a man crying, which makes me more dysphoric, which leads to a brutal cycle of more and more crying until I eventually just kinda run out of tears and am lying on the floor completely exhausted

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nth for how do i stop existing

>>8825818
elanna is our friend
i am king of the bullies

>>8825818
Bully ally and I post infinite taint shots

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>>8825816
I hate to break it to you but you -really- don't sound like a girl

>>8825816
Whos a good surgeon?

>>8825812
>efforts
But I don't effort

I just feel sad and hope for quick death

>>8825806
OK THANK YOU

>>8825832

resisting the urge to kys takes effort

>>8825812
see, you say that
but then we have whatever fucking basket case this anon is >>8825822
so I don't think we're the group to be proud of

I wanna be a girl : <

>>8825838
me 2

>>8825830
Good I don't want to

>>8825838
that's pretty gay not gonna lie

>>8825812
What the fug

>>8825818
!?!?!?!?!?
Neither of us are for bully!

>>8825823
>tfw no st. vincent gf

>>8825827
W-what?
I thought we were friends...
:'(

>>8825838
you are a girl already. but there is a catch. wanting it will not make you look like one. you need to transition and put in some elbow grease

>>8825830
I wonder what elanna sounds like when she crys shouts whispers and coughs, I wonder if it's as bad as her man sneeze

Hmm

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>look in the mirror
>see a cute girl that most guys would want
>look again 2 hours later
>see a dude with long hair
what did my brain mean by this?

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>>8825841
You also don't sound like a boy.
You sound like a raspy middle aged man doing a bad drag performance and straining to get to his upper register

>>8825852
iktf

>>8825842
That's okay
I'll just find some cute bisexual boy who's willing to pretend

>>8825844
I was defending you

>>8825850
i cant wait to find out what elanna sounds like when she cries, shouts, and whispers

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Whiskey and coke is the best drink desu
>>8825822
I've always sounded like a girl when I cry
Can't help you anon
>>8825852
Iktf
Though not the cute part

>>8825853
I sound like a raspy war vet that's seen some shit desu

>>8825852
noticing more flaws
then you go to sleep and your brain resets a bit so you keep going through this process everyday

>>8825863
send me booze already mom youre making me jealous

>>8825849
I'm too terrified to take the next steps
I wanna get my bangs cut so I actually have some instead of just flopping in front of my face or staying behind my ears, but I'm worried it'll fuck up
I also wanna get girl clothes but even after almost a year of hormones my body is still not feminine (little in the way of boobs, pretty large shoulders) so I won't pass at all

>>8825853
elanna i was watching Narcos and it happened again

Please help, need the mtf exercise post so I, too, can have a qt3.14 butt

>>8825841
faye please tell me what are the four combinations to perform/overcome in order to become a master faggot.

>>8825876
Kiss a boy as a boy
Kiss a girl as a girl
Kiss a boy as a girl
Kiss a girl as a boy

>>8825805
no, you're gonna be a cute girl and then surprise people with man voice. You can hang out at bars to give them the kinda gritty feel we all miss, cause nothing says gritty like a passed out transsexual in the corner.

>>8825811
more like
no

>>8825812
Thanks anon, that's really nice

>>8825815
I think you're too young for this website

>>8825822
Here we go. This is the post that sums up mtfg. If we had some tripfagging it'd be perfect

>>8825838
me too thanks

>>8825852
tbqh it's largely dependant on your mental state. You still have some masc features so if your brain wants you to feel bad it'll focus on them.

>>8825860
O-oh, sorry, thanks :) I assumed infinite taint shots was something these degenerates would want.

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>>8825872
How much this time?

>>8825850
My shouts sound like a gay teen boy. Really tickles my meta attraction

>>8825864
Most war vets don't sound like they're pretending to be some kind of airhead

>>8825870
1 year is not enough. keep working on it.
do not transition until people start mistaking you for a woman.

>>8825887
What if that never happens?

>>8825885
I was just getting rid of the patchy bits, I swear to god. I'm a handsome boy

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>>8825865
No it changes throughout the day. I probably had "wtf i look like a girl" and "wtf i look like a guy" about 6 times yesterday.

>>8825884
Hmm actually...
Probably true
>>8825885
But airhead really tickles my meta attraction

>>8825885
i want to make you shout like a gay teen boy

>>8825885
i think faye is the biggest tryhard mtfg has seen, surpassing even kayla

>>8825880
OMG I've done all four combinations!

why haven't I ascended into a new plane of faggotry?

maybe It's because that when I kissed a boy as a boy I was an effeminate boy? could this be the issue?

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Is my brow fucked guys?

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How's it goin yall?

>>8825892
could depend on lighting
i think regardless your brain is focusing on different flaws about your face at different times and might make you have a different outlook

>>8825880
Can we still be buddies even tho I missed out on the being a boy half and havent kissed a boy yet?

>>8825888
it will happen. trust me.

>>8825898
A weapon to surpass mtfg?
>>8825906
Yeah that might be the cause, though i think this >>8825883 nails it.

>>8825888
Well you have some Choices
Whiskey, Bourbon, Tequila, Vodka, Cocaine, Meth, LSD, etc.

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>>8825898
Yeah but the turnover here is so high that nobody sticks around long enough to realize it.

>>8825897
Oh, how do you want to make me do that

>>8825889
Sure, I believe you

>>8825880
>kiss a girl as a boy
>kiss a boy as a boy
Whew, at least I got my boy faggotry out of the way before before I became gril.
I'm well on my way to master faggotry.

>>8825889
You'll make a very handsome wife(husband) one day.

>>8825870
you sound like me back when i was a year in, hopefully less suicidal

get bangs cut, get clothes and go full-time, that's the best way to propel yourself forward

>>8825905
pretty good actually
I smiled today for the first time in a long time

>>8825898
Getting your dick flipped inside out is try hard desu

IM SO BOORRED I WANNA WATCH AN ANIME BUT THEY ALL SUCK

>tfw your brow is so fucked nobody replies

>>8825913
thats not true for everyone sass

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I've asked this before but never got a answer
Should I use a safety razor instead of multi blade stuff? Would save on cost and I've heard it helps with getting a closer shave
>>8825866
It's just Jack Daniels honey
I could probably get a bottle of maker's mark or something to ship you, that's my favorite
I actually did a distillery tour today and got to try some gin and whiskey from the place that split off from Ballast Point but the shit there is more than I can afford

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>>8825925
Congrats anon, I hope you keep that smile for a long time

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>>8825905
Grace if you promise to wood-panel your AR I'll do it

>>8825921
>>8825923
delet these

>>8825934
Shaving is horrible either way. If you can get something else that works, do it asap.

>>8825905
Pretty shitty, as usual

I am very ugly and in need of ffs but i also need vfs and i am broke so instead of working and trying to save money i am just overwhelmed and do nothing all day

Pls send rope and chair

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>>8825921
>named pictures
>generic old anime girl fetish memes
>responds to every anon all the time 20 hours a day
>changed name to banana to be random!4!4!!2
>custom trip that is also her one meme outside of being a drug addict that destroys herself every 6 months


I mean yeah you go that trump level of blaming others for your own stuff

>>8825934
Ye I'm getting a safety razor soon, I'm so fucking sick of shaving and electro is so expensive.

>>8825942
I can't delet, and get the game anyway, it's very good.

>>8825934
safety razor or straight razor are honestly so much better than multi blade
cheaper, better cut, and not really that hard to learn

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>>8825930
>tfw your brow is perfect but you're still a boy

>>8825665
>not hiding your power level

>>8825937
Hey Gracie! How have you been?
>>8825951
I have 2 scars under my chin from shaving with gillete razors. Good thing they're not visible tho.

>>8825954
claire is perfect :)

any feedback on my brow? please?

>>8825930
I don't know anything about brows otherwise I woulda replied. Now you get this, a useless reply.

>>8825953
Cool
I'll get one asap. Though I don't know what to use for shaving cream and aftershave
I never was really taught this stuff desu
>>8825957
Yee mine fucking irritate my face so much

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does my nose pass?

>>8825932
prove me wrong.

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>>8825923
The good part is I can help with both the last two
>>8825907
Well sure but you're going to have to be extra gay from here on out

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>>8825942
Why exactly do I want wood? I understand it looks nice but for something I want to build for function it's a bad decision.
>>8825946
Do you want a job application instead? My store needs new people and you'd at least be able to save money.
>>8825949
Wouldn't a war vet that's seen some shit be above imageboard drama? Like after having gone to war I'd imagine you'd have a pretty low opinion of this stuff. Plus you're 30, shouldn't you have friends and other things to do for fun by now?
I'm sorry faye but this really ain't a good look on you.
>>8825957
Hey anon, I'm pretty alright. A bit tired and bored so I thought I'd see if I could net some (You)s tonight.
How are you?

>>8825962
does it look female or not? It's not hard

>>8825963
https://www.reddit.com/r/wicked_edge/

this is a pretty good source for a whole lotta information on the topic

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>>8825967
At least give it green furniture

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>>8825949
What am I blaming anyone for?
I'm calling you a middle aged loser with a hon voice that needs to scrape validation from 4chan trannies by pretending to be a boy. And that's been your schtick for 3. Fucking. Years.

You wish you could have my shit life.

>>8825934
holy dicks you wouldnt do that would you
youd be so based

>>8825921
lot's of handholding and body heat preferably

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>>8825958
No. I made valq depressed. My girl went crazy. I literally make everyone worse pretty much all the time

>>8825963
>Yee mine fucking irritate my face so much
I stopped getting irritation with ipl. I still have to shave the tiny thin invisible hairs, but they're so tiny and sparse that i don't get any irritation. I reckon you should get on that if you can afford, lass.
>>8825967
>Hey anon, I'm pretty alright. A bit tired and bored so I thought I'd see if I could net some (You)s tonight.
>How are you?
I'm okie :3 Gonna tell my psych about starting a therapy to cure my ptsd(it's mild but still interferes with my life negatively).
I'm glad you're doing alright :D

>>8825949
ayy you keep the führer out of this

>>8825923
Don't die alone olly

>>8825949
>posts creepy cropped pic of themselves
>almost twice as old as people here and yet acts like a manchild
>lies about status and money, and life
>gets their ass handed to them by fulltimers like edie and elanna everytime
lol

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how yall doin trannies

>>8825957
Ye I got cuts too, one they keep re opening every time I shave :/

>>8825966
W-w-w-what did she mean by this?!
Cease!

>>8825984
I'll try not to.

>>8825986
This is a bully free zone I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

>>8825978

It's not hard lan, I'm nb

Also
https://clyp.it/cdm33mt5

>>8825965
I looked like a dude even after I went fulltime for a while. I wouldn't pass without clothes and haircut I don't think and those don't happen before going fulltime.

>>8825966
Okay ;__;

>>8825968
I didn't even know brow could be gendered until I came here and I still have no idea how they're supposed to look.

>>8825967
I can get a job part time at a store i used to work at when i was mega-chad

Its a weird situation but it's $10 an hour

Would still take 2-3 years to save up for ffs

>>8825992
>Ye I got cuts too, one they keep re opening every time I shave :/
Sounds like a really bad case, geez.

>>8825988
you missed jocelyn by about a week or so

>>8825999
oh word?

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>>8825993
You're a disgrace to nonbinaries and deserve to be gassed like every other attention whore tumblerina that uses their gender for leverage

>>8826002
hi dakota ily
t. boo

>>8825949
banana is preddy good nickname tho.

i think your voice sounds nice, i like the rapsiness and tone and the moans you've posted are trés mangifique. :)

https://clyp.it/rlh3mp3i

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>>8825976
I might but honestly I'm kinda losing interest in guns. Real ones, anyway. Airsoft still seems neat but it's just not something I can afford right now. My attention is elsewhere. Plus I may end up in Canada in the future, not sure if a firearm I build here could be taken up north.
>>8825982
That's some pretty great news, I'm sorry you have ptsd but it makes me happy to hear you're working on it~
>>8825988
Hey Dakooters, long time no see.
>>8825995
$10 an hour don't matter if you don't get that many hours, part time is the fine print there. Also, some companies give full time employees insurance. FFS could be covered under it!

>>8825934

I use a safety razor and I highly recommend it. After the initial cost it's much cheaper and if I execute a perfect 4-pass shave I can't even feel any hair.

>>8825968
No it looks like a mans

Nothing ffs couldnt fix tho

>>8825978
Bad day, huh

>>8825967
Spoiler alert: "friends" decrease as age increases. Look up monkey empathy study. Don't you have to get to bed so you can catch the bus in the morning?

>>8825965

*honks ur hooter*

>>8825988
are you still a tranny?

>>8825988

I'm sitting in the women's room eating fruit salad.

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>>8826007
>That's some pretty great news, I'm sorry you have ptsd but it makes me happy to hear you're working on it~
Hey, thanks :D

>>8826007
Where are you at? I doubt its anywhere close but it never hurts to ask

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>>8826007
>Plus I may end up in Canada in the future
How come?
And ya, ARs are banned by name here outside of some proprietary ones.

>last psych appointment I got asked how I can ask others to accept me when I can't even accept myself
>tfw still don't know how to respond to that one and my next appointment is tomorrow
>>8825979
give me like a month so I'm not a broke neet anymore and I'll do it
I've got to make a down payment on some shit for mardi gras by the end of the month first
>>8826009
ooo nice
what's your pre/post shave regimen
do you have a shaving cream you recommend

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>>8826011
You calling me a highschooler or something? Even when I was that young, I rode my bike usually~.
>>8826018
That pic is familiar, dunno why.
>>8826021
Chicago
>>8826022
>How come?
A lady, of course.
And yeah, I mean, something for home defense might be nice but eh. I dunno. My mind is just on so many other things right now.
Should I buy tickets to a show a musician I like is doing even if I have nobody to go with? Wonder if it'd be any fun alone.

>>8825968
that one feature alone won't clock you
i have it and i'm passable

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>>8826011
The air quality is shit and I have a pretty spectacular headache right now. Also I had a 4 hour lecture

>>8825979
Tres bien
I like the way this is going

>>8826025
yatta
youre the best ambi <3

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>>8826005
ay boo
>>8826007
hi gracie
how're things?
>>8826013
im a cis gorl now
>>8826015
nice!

Tbh
https://clyp.it/pmjxpums

>>8826027
>That pic is familiar, dunno why.
I sometimes post it on these threads, you've probably seen it before.

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>>8826027
>A lady, of course.
It always is, just stay away from Quebec
>Should I buy tickets to a show a musician I like is doing even if I have nobody to go with? Wonder if it'd be any fun alone.
Who is it? Either way it'd probably be fun to go

>>8825992
Why don't you try telling mtfg what you need in a partner? I'm sure the advice would be fantastic.

>>8825994
Google exists
"male female skeleton difference"

>>8826004
u mad

>>8826006
>tfw people steal your names and don't give credit
Worse than picstealer

>>8826007
In Canada you get a prison sentence for using the wrong bronouns. Guns are the last things you should be worrying about.

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>>8826027
ay bb
>>8826034
how was getting to hang out with pookers

>>8826044
we just hung out
didn't really talk much

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>>8826034
kiwi look at this

>>8826025

Pre: take a wet hot rag and hold it against my face for about a minute
Post: my daily moisturizer and that's it

I actually use a soap puck made by Mama Bear along with a brush. I forget what the brush is made out of

>>8825981
are you claire the dealer?

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>>8826048
aww
well at least you guys got to see each other

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>>8826034
Pretty good actually! How about you? I've been wondering how you were doing, what you're up to these days and all. Found me a girl that reminds me of you a lil, at least with how she makes me feel.
>>8826039
>It always is, just stay away from Quebec
She's on the other side of the continent.
>Who is it? Either way it'd probably be fun to go
Hrm, maybe I'll say it on discord, not sure I should specify where I'll be in a month considering it'll probably be a small venue/show. And yeah, if just so I can experience him IRL!
>>8826043
I only want to be called broseph and I'll sue if you don't.
>>8826048
Sounds like what she was like when I met her IRL lol. She just parroted Emma.
>>8826039
Yeah but I was thinking maybe it was someone that was named Star or something. I met them a long time ago here, they got kinda bullied away and then we befriended each other when they went anon.

>>8826037
>>8826004
Woops

Also so hateful about anyone who gets a little attention, really histrionics the old dsm

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>>8826055
Small venue shows are always great. If you don't go, do you think in a years time you'll regret not going?
>Other side of the continent
West coast best coast

>>8826043
omg i've been calling banana banana for over 2 years!

also, did you write the name game song?
https://youtu.be/NeF7jqf0GU4

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>>8826055
my lets not be catty now
shes just a bit shy is all

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>>8826056
I'd really like you to give a detailed list of all the personality defects you think I have. It would be a pretty hilarious read.

>>8826070
grace is a jealous little bitch isnt she

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>try to raise larynx
>gag and vomit on myself
you lied to me

>>8826055
>Yeah but I was thinking maybe it was someone that was named Star or something. I met them a long time ago here, they got kinda bullied away and then we befriended each other when they went anon.
Ain't me. Downloaded the pic from /a/ back in like 2013.

>>8826056
what do you think about my voice?>>8826006

>>8826025
By forming one-sided relationships wherein you're the taker. Fire your idiot shrink.

>>8826027
Middle, but high works too I guess.

>>8826031
Why are you squinting at a screen when you have a headache?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOwMWfud04U
>>8826075
>vomiting raising your larynx
you're doing something wrong

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>>8826067
I'll probably be sad I missed it, especially cause he doesn't come to chicago often. I do get worried about traveling alone, but I'm a big girl and should suck it up.
>>8826070
I'm not being catty, it's just how she was. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It's not like I don't like her, anyway. She's cute and nice, just gets herself in bad situations.
>>8826076
Wow what an oldfag
>>8826078
Dang gurl/dude, if only I was in middle school. Get those AAs early!

>>8826078
I dunno I like to inflict pain upon myself and I'm confined to bed rn

>>8826034
holy shit Kiwi! what's going on with life are u still living with your gf?

are you still making music?

>>8826043
>Why don't you try telling mtfg what you need in a partner? I'm sure the advice would be fantastic.
O-oh, I could never do that...

>>8826072
Well I mean histrionic covers drama seeking, jealousy, attention whoring, sexuality, self destructive, outwardly destructive of people who relationship you, and the addictive personality traits


So why go any deeper

>>8826082
>Wow what an oldfag
Isn't the line between a newfag and an old fag 5 years? I've only been on 4chan for 4 years so i still got time till i can be considered an oldfag!!!

>>8826089
Isn't that a list of your traits?

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>>8826080
I have no idea what I'm doing

>>8826092
Nope, it's pre or post 2006. Newfags inflated the category so they could pretend to be oldfags.

>>8826082
>I'll probably be sad I missed it, especially cause he doesn't come to chicago often.
Then I think you know what the answer is

>>8826089
Pot, kettle

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>>8826074
now now dont be mean to her either
she has a lot of very good reasons to dislike me
>>8826082
she does seem to have a habit of that
just needs someone to protect her is all

>>8825924
How long have you been transitioning now? Are you doing better now?
Also how should I ask them to cut my bangs? Should I just explain that I want it cut to look feminine and trust they'll do a good job?

>>8826068
How did you survive 2 years without catching the gay?

>>8826072
Do it faget

>>8826075
lewd

>>8826103
not pookie though
grace is a bitch to anyone who likes who she doesnt isnt she
a little angry troll doll

I want to be a cis lesbian who lives with her gf who she loves and has a nice job and no mental illnesses please

>>8826109
>grace is a bitch to anyone who likes who she doesnt isnt she
Learn to speak basic english before posting boo.

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>>8826092
God when did I start coming here... It's been too many years.
>>8826096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZKzuVfUv3E&feature=youtu.be
>>8826101
Alright I am goinnnnnng and hopefully I can find a buddy to join me before then! Or maybe I'll make one there! But probably not!
>>8826103
If only she knew how to pick her protectors
Now THAT is me being catty.

>>8826112
classic south american english understanding

>>8826114
>Alright I am goinnnnnng and hopefully I can find a buddy to join me before then! Or maybe I'll make one there! But probably not!
I'm sure you have a friend you can message and say "eh family wanna come"

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>>8826114
Zheanna won't even respond to my messages on Skype or Discord, lol. I can't tell if it's because we had an "agreement" to stick with her old price for voice lessons or if it's because I'm making no progress.

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>>8826114
its okay
i understand
>>8826109
i dont want to speak poorly of her since im a good girl now
nor do i dislike her

>>8826109
Well aren't you just a little ray of sunshine.

>>8826102
Youre the same people tho.
One just has less facial hair and a vagina.
Similar voices and shit attitudes tho.
Youre literally made for each other

>>8826125
i was just wondering whats the best course of action to stop pizza face troll doll from terrorizing all the nice users who are prettier than her

thoughts?

>>8826082
I remember middle schoolers being upset that their voices wouldn't break. They didn't know how good they had it.

>>8826085
Embrace the gay and pain will go away~

>>8826087
If you don't broadcast your desires, the universe won't be able to grant them.

>>8826094
The only thing I match is attention and sexuality, and mine isn't an ego booster, it's because I was abused and told it was because I was never good enough

>>8826133
>>8826127

>>8826109
>grace is a bitch

I mean just keep it simple ^_^

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>>8826119
Well, nobody else I know likes his music is the problem. I don't wanna drag a friend along to listen to music they don't like all night!
>>8826123
Ok.
Find another way to learn then.
>>8826131
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO THE GOOD OL DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS

>>8826139
how do we drive pizzaface out of here?

considering she keeps driving out all the cute posters out of her froglike, green with envy face

>>8826075
https://clyp.it/40zjiik4

>>8826112
Not that anon, but;
Grace is a bitch to anyone who disagrees with her.
She's so used to living at home and having everything handed to her... Never being told no.
So, she developed a really horrible case of a brat attitude. And, like, sges not even cute. Especially with that persistent cystic acne & 10,000yard aspbergers stare in every single one of her photos.
Like, damn.
Her parents fucked up by trying to give their little special needs kiddo everything his little heart wanted...
And created a monster who likes to play army, eats hormones&hot pockets, and jerks of to hentai shemale porn.

>>8826144
I'm really carious about who it is now, tell me on Discord

>>8826110
Second Life + Oculus Rift
Or freeze your brain and hope you don't get picked before they figure it out. As of now there's no way to thaw a brain or wolley mammoth without destroying it.

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>>8826130
make her fall for you so she spends time doing fun things with you and not being mean instead!
>>8826144
to the good old days...
of the harem route

>>8826147
>t. jealous bitter hon

>>8826150
she lives in literal filth doesnt she?

can you imagine getting within 5 feet of her?
she probably REEKS
no wonder pookie didnt want to even talk to her

>>8826151
No, im just not one of 5 pizzaface orbiters.
Like literally the entire rest of mtfg.

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>>8826152
who r u talking abt >w<

>>8826131
Idk, someone who can accept the fact that it will take a long time for me to even be able to touch them, and that I hardly, if ever speak.
That's a hard thing to ask of anyone.
And that doesn't even get into my personal desires.

>>8826133
>abused and told it was because I was never good enough
I'm sorry.. I know what that's like, it still happens..

>>8826144
I'm trying stop hitting me

>>8826146
Thank you..

>>8826147
Damnit hate doesn't work when there's a different villain of the week every two days make up your mind

Make a list of most hated to least hated

>>8826153
Sure thing hon. You have the attitude of a jealous highchool girl who talks about the prettier girl who gets all the attention behind her back while you comfort eat and cry yourself to sleep because no one cares about you.

pooki wooki

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>>8826152
did she hurt you in some way anon?
>>8826155
hi love

>>8826155
oh hi pookie!!!!
ily

>>8826162
Grace is covered in acne, never cleans, lives at home, and never goes outside except to play with plastic guns.

>>8826166
no not really
she's just kinda gross

Which trip hates grace so.much?

>>8826170
everyone

>>8826158
Yeah it's hard sometime, but I just learn to recognize it irl and try to turn it into a positive

>>8826161
Shes just a brat with the demeanor of the baby boomer sterotype pushed onto millenials.
Lazy, entitled, thinks shes the best ever, and throws a tantrum every time she doesnt get her way

>>8826168
>Grace is covered in acne
she hasnt had acne in a long time anon, she has acne scars now which dont really go away with laser treatment.
> lives at home
like 90% of the people here? Oh it is you Valq. I should have known from the catty hon posting.

>>8826175
hi charlotte/zna

>>8826175
her face is like yosemite from a planes-view

>>8826175
Trip on grace

stop bullying

>>8826175
grace take a nap

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>>8826167
oh hello!!!!!!!!
>>8826166
o3o
>>8826164
poopie

>>8826158
Sounds good to me tbhon

T. Autistic chaser

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>>8826181

>>8826177
I am neither of those people.

>>8826178
Petty catty highschool tier insults are a sign of extreme immaturity. Pretty typical for jealous hons.

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>>8826183
Hi POOPIE

>>8826183
hi pookie how r u feeling
its boo :-)

>>8826158
The universe can't do anything with that! That might reduce 100 people to 90, and that 90 won't even have the people who'd really like you because there's no hook. Give us a hook!

>>8826186
Hi Grace
Your trip fell out of your messenger bag.
Better pin it back to your pilly lint beret with a safety pin

>>8826180
>>8826182
I actually told grace to stop posting ;)

>>8826183
hi pookie how r u feeling
its boo :-)

You're all a bunch of overgrown children who have Asperger's anyway. It's not like any of you are superior to another.

>>8826196
I have aspergers

>>8826186
have you ever tried using a grindstone to take those mounds off your cheeks grace?

>>8826196
>>8826194

Wew grace

>>8826193
But im on cam with her rn

>>8826196

>>8826188
>>8826183
Case in point.

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>>8826183
pookie what do we do people are being mean
i just wanted to post new images i found since im organizing my huge reaction image folder right now

>>8826200
>>8826201
Trip on Eugenie.

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hahaha what is going on wtf

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>>8826188
HI
GLOMPS
>>8826191
hi boo
im playing games in my diap
hru
>>8826205
ur just jealous i have a magic daddy and u don't!!!
>>8826206
u post diaps u silly baby klfjds

>>8826207
But im on cam with her rn

can we return grace to pizza hutt?

>>8826174
So, a normal human?
Chara must really be something if being normal rouses this much anger.

>>8826211
You're a disgrace to the transgender community.

>>8826211
im sober so automatically sad
ive had a gud day tho

what are you playing

>>8826214
No m8,
Takes a special kind of upbringing to breed that nonsense.
Not 'normal' in the slightest

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why is the thread so low quality right now?

>>8826218
i bet you wish you were her diaper

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>>8826218
but im the queen baby of the diaper community and that one's better sooooo
>>8826221
poe!!!

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God, im so tired of all these low quality posters!!!

Why cant everyone just be a high quality communist masterpiece like myself?

>>8826223
Angry catty hons jealous at younger girls who get more attention.

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>>8826227
agreed

You rejects are really melodramatic. It pisses me off. I have Asperger's and I make it a priority to grow up and merge with the rest of society. It's the right thing to do. Where do any of you get off on role-playing as diaper wearing toddlers and watching children's cartoons? It's disgraceful and makes me feel ashamed to be a part of the LGBT community.

>>8826232
but you'll never really merge with the rest of society, you are broken to the core, why not embrace it and crinkle in your diap

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>>8826213
taking grace to pizza hut sounds comfy
i wonder if kari taught her to appreciate breadsticks
>>8826226
im pretty sure remi is the queen of diapers
>>8826232
this made me giggle a lot

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>>8826232
>right thing to do
spoopy

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>>8826234
what am i then.........
;w;w;w;

>>8826172
I wish I was confident enough to do that, I just take it cause I don't know what else to do :/

>>8826184
No

>>8826192
I don't have a hook, I am completely hookless, a very boring individual.

>>8826196
>2013+4
>assburgers

>>8826210
It's what happens when people who have nothing to say keep saying things.
mtfg should have a fightan tourney to establish a hierarchy.

>>8826218
>>8826236

>>8826226
i heard the new patch is pretty gud
i think thats all ive seen you playing

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>>8826234
>taking grace to pizza hut sounds comfy
Kari and I went to Pizza Hut last week, actually. Picked up some stuffed crust and got drunk, was fun!

>>8826241
maybe all that greasy food is what makes your cheeks look like a coal mine

>>8826236
You are the baby princess obv

>stuffed crust
imo pizza that wasn't made in new york shouldn't count as pizza
same with bagels

>>8826246
thnx <3<3<3

So believe me, I get it. You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP. Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross. He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end fucking him some day and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late

>>8826245
Bullying is a sign of insecurity.

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>video game backlog is getting bigger every week
>aw man i have nothing to play
>watch anime all night every day

>>8826237
Well wanting to please people means you always do your best

But like the abuse is going to continue to be bad for your health for a while after you get away

>>8826251
So believe me, I get it. You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Coworker-chan did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP. Here's the kicker though, we told coworker-chan to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, coworker-chan would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Coworker-chan stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross. He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Coworker-chan told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end fucking him some day and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late

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>>8826241
wtf didnt even share
>tfw momma grace will never buy you pizza hut breadsticks
>>8826236
the queen of my heart

>>8826253
>me irl except instead of anime it is academics, which just make me jaded as hell and not want to play video games in my free time.

>>8826218
Do NOT bully diaperfriends.

>community

>>8826222
You just sound bitter for not being privileged :^)
Bitterness is proof of lacking .

>>8826237
You just said you had desires.
Let's say you're a furry and want a furry. What's better: saying boring things and hoping you find a good furry in a group of people that may not contain any furries, or saying you want a furry up front and looking for a good furry in a group of all furries?

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i have a headache :(

>>8826257
Why is Emma a sub now

>>8826265
I'll plug your fucking esophagus with a diaper if you don't fuck off.

>>8826273
ikr
dropped

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>>8826273
im a subby nice kitty for mommy
>>8826276
yea.....

>>8826273
this emmas pretty based tbqh

>>8826279
>im a subby nice kitty for mommy
Cute.
ywn pin her on the wall and give her what she wants.
why live honestly.

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am i 'pretty based"

>>8826285
youre super fucking fat

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>>8826287
does that mean im based

>>8826291
it means you have a bmi of over 2000 and break every scale you stand on, piggy

over three years together and now it's over

i really hope i get hit by a bus during my walk tomorrow

>>8826255
I think it's permanently damaged my health desu, like it hardly phases me, i just think "huh i guess your right you've said it enough times".
Will take a pretty hard hit in the head to fix me desu.

>>8826265
Idk, I run and bike and vidya and netflix and read and sperg about wanting to be a forensic scientist.

>tfw cringing at the terrible fetishes I used to have

Our diaperqueen is dead :(

>>8826199
Me too thanks

>>8825797
http://www.strawpoll.me/13826632
for science

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>>8826284
honestly quite honestly

>>8826319
still gonna bang pookie tbqh

findomming is great

who are the
best
worst
most manipulative
kindest
meanest
posters?

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>>8826338
deez nuts

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>>8826338
I'm the craziest. Nuts. Certifiably certified. Totally coocoo.

>>8826375
hahahahaha you are so fucking old and ugly
jesus

>>8826381
she literally looks like what most cis women look like around her age

>>8826338
me
me
me
me
me

>>8826382
How old is she?

>>8826386
I'm 39.

>>8826382
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha wow

>>8826393
pls dont laugh at me i have a fragile ego

ara ara ufufu

>>8826395
hahahhahahaha you are retarded

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>>8826253
>video game backlog would probably take 4 human or 12 tranny lifetimes to play at this point
>keep replaying the same old games over and over again

hello i also have a fragile ego
make fun of me instead - i deserve it

>>8826402
;~;

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>>8826409
you're a special princess and mommy loves you

DADDY WANTS CUDDLES

daddy please cuddle me im sad all the time but that would make me less sad

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I keep waking up around 1am
like...I need to stay awake for a long time so that I wake up in the morning....but that is so many hours
I really don't know what to do with all that time, I just want to be depressed and sleep eventually

>>8826433

WELL THEN COME UP ONTO THE COUCH AND CUDDLE ME DAMMIT!

>>8826437
kill yourself you square chinned fat cow

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>>8826437
You could do something productive, like make lists of things you need to do, or organise your old drawers filled with documents and school stuff while playing an audiobook

>>8826442
i went to the couch and itwas just my normal dad sleeping and i hate him :(

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>>8826443
:c

Whats up gurls?

>>8826453
puru, is it really you?

o-or just some inpurusonator?

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>>8826449
hugg snicksnick

>>8826449
i want to open up my classic coca cola bottles on your chin you stuffed turkey

>>8826457
the one and only

>>8826414
Hey Emma. Do you miss me?

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You really miss out on a lot when you dont come here as much.

>>8826461
OwO who's this?

>>8826448

YOU SHOULD CUDDLE HIM ANYWAY

>>8826460
where did you go for so long? i thought the finnish secret service might have put a cloth sack over your head one day while you coming back from the bottle-o and dragged you back to finland for national service

>>8826458
hugg

>>8826467
;)

>>8826468
no no no :( i want a new daddy who loves me

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>>8826470
:)