/mtfg/ : Male to Female General

>>8824434
Does hrt cause organ failure

Does anyone else ever want to be held down by their neck while being called demeaning names and masturbated over by a handsome boy, all while fully clothed?

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>>8824434
new thread hype

>>8824437
>>8824440
>>8824441
no

friendly reminder that if you're not a literal painting then you simply don't pass.

>>8824437
just increase in cancer and heart attacks from blood clots

>>8824441

tfw that nazime is about to be rip'd by greek peasants

good feel

>>8824434
source on image?

>>8824448
You mean a decrease in cancer risk. Daily reminder transgirls have ten times the lower rate of prostate cancer then cis men, and no equivalent increase in breast cancer risk (unless you're Klinefelters lol)

>>8824440
Replace the handsome boy with a cute girl and that sounds like fun.

>>8824448
Is that a guarantee?

>>8824437
do balls count as organs

>>8824459

That's crazy, stop ruining it

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>>8824447
forgot pic

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hi

boo thread

>>8824490
Are you feeling better?

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>>8824480
wow I d murder a dozen toddlers to look a fraction as good as that

>>8824500
a little
still lying down
hugg

>>8824501
In hypotheticals like this, is it implied that you get away with it by default or do you have to figure out how to go about it? Cause either way I totally agree.

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I think they moved me from military to fashion

>tfw will never git gud at the private tracker game

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>>8824510
Idk, Id go to prison for life for that body as well
tho Id want a men's prison

>>8824512
What do you do for your job, by the way?

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benis

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How will I do on hrt?

>>8824522
fuck you

>>8824515
idk. in reality rape probably sucks since everyone seems to be really fucked up from it. and you'd definitely get raped.

wow I just heard Hari Nef's voice for the first time in a youtube advert
is it possible to train your voice to be so good it actually sounds TOO feminine for how you look???

>>8824516
Admissions advisor

And I'm memeing, they did hire me as a military outreach spot and then first day I got here and two hours in they said there was a mistake and made me a fashion school advisor for some reason

>>8824528
>is it possible to train your voice to be so good it actually sounds TOO feminine for how you look???
yes
it's actually ideal for trans women to have more masculine-leaning female voices, looks really uncanny for a 6 foot barrel chested person to sound like a squeaky anime

>>8824525
Sure but you pay for the traveling costs

>>8824534
london?

>>8824528
Yes surgeons do your voice by size so you don't sound like a 100 pound girl when you're 6 ft

>>8824526
you underestimate my self hatred.
it wouldnt be my first time

>>8824535
Closer then expected. I'm near amsterdam. Tbh all of the netherlands is near amsterdam.

>>8824528
>Hari Nef'
still kinda sounds like a gay male tho.

>>8824536
faye i really want to cum on your face

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>>8824540
>Amsterdam
Ik heb medelijden met je

>>8824544
Alkmaar. Maar voor buitenlanders is Amsterdam makelijk te herkennen.

>>8824548
Ach so. Alkmaar lijkt me wel oké, ik weet er niks over behalve kaas (t-toch?)

swamp germans raus

i hate trannies

I apologise for my behaviour last night it was inexcusable.

>>8824551
Alkmaar is best een goeie plek. Veel te doen en best aardige mensen.

Kaas is voor toeristen

>>8824565
Kaas is wel lekker hoor. Ik kom uit Tilburg, trouwens, hier hebben we geen toeristen :^)

>>8824564
I forgive the bulli
>>8824542
Thank you daddy

>>8824560
We hate ourself too buddy welcome to the club

>>8824572
good

fuck you

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soooo... I topped my bf yesterday

>>8824574
How do you not see him as a girl now

>>8824574
Well, tell us more

>>8824574
Has he started HRT yet?

>>8824564
I'm still shook. You're a big bully

>>8824578
nope. he is a man through and through. I dunno if I'll do it again, I felt kinda yucky afterwards, I really prefer being the bottom waaaay more

>>8824574
hahahaha agp

>>8824574
You still can get enough of an erection to do that?

>>8824568
Looks like a shithole desu. Hoe is het daar?

>>8824588
miss cock is well beyond agp

>>8824574
>>8824586
: (

>>8824592
Tilburg is echt heel relaxed. We hebben geen oud centrum oid zoals veel andere steden aangezien Tilburg nog maar kort bestaat, maar verder vind ik het perfect. Niet te groot, niet te klein.

>>8824570
Th-thank you..
It means a lot..
I'll try to be better..
I'll never bully my buddi again

>>8824581
I'm sorry..

>>8824590
more or less, he is so fucking amazing and hot on T injections and he finds me super hot so the second he picks me up we have lasting boners for days on end. It's so bad that now both our dongs are sore. I think it's so funny though because yesterday we went to a super cute and fancy coastal town we haven't been to before and I was called miss all day and people weren't the wiser to my massive shenis under my skirt

>>8824593
what else can you do besides be agp

>>8824610
haha oh my fucking god

>>8824603
It's hard to forgive you. I bet you didn't even go to sleep at 10:30 like you said

>>8824610
>on T injections
Because repressing?

>>8824618
No I didn't, I got sad and drank until about 1AM instead..

>>8824610
I find it funny that I dress as a boy and want to be the subby bottom with no penis, and Kayla dresses like a girl and wants to top and keep hers

>>8824620
>Because repressing?
No, because he's transitioning from male to super male
you have no clue how big and defined his muscles are getting

>>8824601
Alright senpai klink goed. Ik ga pitten laters

>>8824612
see >>8824610


>>8824624
don't be jelly miss cock is living the life

>>8824627
>he doesn't know he'll end up with small balls and a shriveled floppy dick

>>8824627
how muscley was his butt while you were pounding it

>>8824629
houdoe

>>8824627
>because he's transitioning from male to super male
So yes then.

>>8824631
Why do I dress as a boy and get called sird but then girls want to dom and peg me, but everyone wants Kayla to pound their butt

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>have to walk like 50 meters to smoke a cigarette
Fuck this gay earth

>>8824653
banana no smoking reeeee

>>8824653
smoking makes you gay

>>8824635
oh my Jesus his ass is soooofucking cuuuute<3

>>8824624
u were the top ur whole life, I just topped once and didn't really care for it so I dunno what ur problem is bro

>>8824659
I would probably top your bf better then you tbqh

>>8824658
Marijuana made me a fucking tranny

>>8824656
I'm stressed leave me alone reeee

Just want to get married to someone I love and live a simple life desu

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>>8824659
>>8824624
Did I miss the window to top muscle butted bros? I feel like I fucked up

>>8824673
you say that but deep down you know you're an unloyal fuckup that will cheat

>>8824665
ill slap your shit I swear

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>>8824681
Hot

>>8824687
I am not for lewding elän

>>8824677
Futatrans only

>>8824677
yeah you really dropped the ball(s) there

>>8824677
>I feel like I fucked up
you did, I was gonna go into srs never using mine but hey I'm glad I did

>>8824663
that's nothing to brag about desu senpai

>>8824677
brb posting this to transgender regret website

>>8824678
Cheating is for evil bullies and there are none of those here.

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>>8824698
Here is the picture of me and my 6'4" bf as promised.

>>8824698
Kayla put her dick in a boy and still sees herself as a girl and not a femboy

>>8824698
I mean I've gotten the succ I have to assume that's enough

>>8824695
I'm a futa deep down. Like 6 inches deep.

>>8824697
Kek

>>8824694
True u need to hatch

>>8824700
Kek

>>8824707
>she thinks 6in is futa tier

How cuteeee

>>8824709
How come you are a futa then? Ur like an acorn

>>8824705
so? cool you have a bf but whatever

>>8824707
>I mean I've gotten the succ I have to assume that's enough
Not really, it wasn't enough. but what's done is done miss qt nullo

>>8824707
>True you need to hatch
tabarnak

>>8824701
hahahahah who are you kidding

>>8824713
H..ey

That's just a meme

>>8824722
You said I was lying.

>>8824728
I was cheated on for the entire duration of my only relationship..
I guess I'm just kidding myself..
One can dream.
It'd be nice if everyone was honest.

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Lol

>>8824743
Well now u posted a pic
still though, it's not a contest

>>8824749
Why do we all end up looking like autistic boy s with crazy fashion haircuts

>>8824749
who's that? pass

>>8824744
Yes it would indeed.

>>8824753
>likes to post fantastic stories of good life

>>8824763
I just like to say I finally made it, might be nice once in a while to show the newbs that happiness as a trannu is possible instead of all the fucking suicidal negativity this board breeds

mi llamo t bone la araña discoteca

>>8824757
I tie the hair on the back because it's hot af. That makes it fashion?
>>8824758
It me.

>>8824749
terve

>>8824744
yeah by a tranny right?

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>>8824757
Isn't that what we are?

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>>8824757
I have a very basic and natural hair cut, thank you very much.

>>8824749
Henlo you.

>>8824759
Ye ye, it will never be that way unfortunately.

>>8824776
No, by a cis girl when I was a repressing teenager.

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Theoretically, if you lived in a hunter gatherer society, but there were hrt fruits that worked precisely the same as modern meds, would you feel comfortable with rlying on protection from an ftm tribe alpha?

>>8824744
Dw Alls you'll find a cute girl who can be faithful. Keep your head up.
>>8824782
Aren't you late for a PTA meeting

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are safety razors better than normal multi-blade razors

>>8824779
is it ok for boys to cross dress and pass as girls?

>>8824790
I'm not the kind who wants kids. Besides, showing up at that kind of meeting in a studded perfecto?

>>8824801
>I'm not the kind who wants kids.
Do your children know?

>>8824786
Probably not. I'd rather live in a matriarchal tribe of amazons.

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>>8824779
>Parents came back from vacation earlier than expected
>Shorts I had on didn't cover the shaved part

>>8824782
That's a pretty swanky haircut for a 40 year old woman

>>8824786
you'd have to get pregnant so you can continue your alpha family line though

>>8824790
Yes yes, these are things that will happen.

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>>8824800
Yeah I do it all the time.

>>8824808
Gotta go all in now

>>8824771
You probably have side swepped bangs and an undercut

>>8824818
It's okay they didn't notice

>>8824818
>that pic

this is why people hate trannies

>>8824807
>I'd rather live in a matriarchal tribe of amazons.
Enjoy never progressing past tribalism.
>>8824817
It was only one thing
(:

>>8824823
what's wrong with it

>>8824818
I'm stuck at 2

>>8824830
why do they have to be trannies

cant they just be normal people?

stop forcing your fetish shit on everything

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>>8824810
As long as it fits me, does that matter? Besides, it can be styled without cutting anything. I like having options.

>>8824832
>teehee im so cute guys i like rabbits

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>>8824829
Well yes then, that thing will surely happen.

>>8824831
But don't you want to be a beautiful Butterfree?

>>8824834
2/10 bait
please try harder

>>8824844
how am i baiting

there is no indication that those characters or Pokemon need to be trans

>>8824842
You have to try and be happier Allie !
At least you had a relationshit.

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>>8824838
have to clean up the repeats

>>8824849
TEEHEE RABBITS GUIZE

>>8824808
>wear girls shorts and top
>parents don't notice
caught, but not caught

>>8824818
I'm not really trans though

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>>8824832
hugg
>>8824831
iktf
>>8824808
>tfw my stepdad doesn't question anything i do anymore and probably thinks i'm a fag who crossdresses
though that's pretty much what i am desu

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>>8824852
uwu

>>8824846
the picture is about transgender people growing up and comparing that to the pokemon evolutions
i don't understand you

>>8824863
i dont play pokemon you'll have to spoonfeed me

>>8824848
I am happy!
Happy happy happy!

>>8824870
Hi

>>8824881
mommy

>>8824871
Better ^^

>>8824810
>old trans calling someone else old

>>8824871
Happy girls go to bed on time

>>8824900
it was a compliment you doofus

>>8824903
It's 12:36 in nz right now doofus

>>8824922
I didn't mean right now

>>8824821
No just long straight hair with straight cut bangs but I tie it up in the back so I don't cook to death

>>8824915
That. And I have no illusion about my age. I'm just content enough to look a few years younger than I really am.

>>8824933
blue board

reported

>>8824892
:)

>>8824903
And now is not that time.

>>8824933
hsts thread

reported for agp

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>>8824870
I like this feel

>>8824971
there's maybe like two classically hsts trips

Look who's out of the psych ward.

>>8824985
how'd you end up in one of those
is it as boring as it seems

>>8824985
Why were you in a psych ward :/

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>>8824985
do we miss her
???

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>made a pizza with so many toppings i had to run it through the oven twice
>mfw it probably has like 4000 calories on it

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>>8824975
You like anything as long as there's two girls

>>8824984
I'm hsts ama

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hackerman looks weird these days

>>8824985
Nim! Are you alright? Why were you in a psych ward?

fat anime moms

>>8825001
Sounds tasty, what all did you put on it?

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>>8824985
hugg nim

>>8825004
how hard were you bullied for always playing with dolls as a kid

>>8825010
ara ara anon

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>>8825012
everything

i ate 2 slices and im full

i can usually eat 4

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>>8825016
I stopped before going to school
Then I was the bully

>>8825003
Untrue I have standards

>>8825010
>tfw fat anime mom(male)

>>8824993
Hi chara what's up?

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>>8824993
do we?
>>8825023
cute pic

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>>8825023
>I have standards
Suuure

>>8824987
Yeah it's boring and really really annoying.

They had no space left in the "quiet" ward for the people who are mellow so I got put with the legitimately insane people.

I got really angry the second night because the guy in the bed next to me had pissed his pants and just put them in the nightstand between our beds.

I found out later that night that he legitimately wore diapers and hadn't bathed in like weeks. That's great that they thought that a suicidal person and diaperfag were in the same category.

>>8824988
I told Eva I was gonna take the painkillers I had from when I got my wisdom teeth removed and put a bag over my head to kill myself. She flipped out and had the police come to my house, put me in cuffs and took me to the psych ward.

Mom snooped, took the Vicodin but also my HRT in the process. One of her friends saw me and Eva at the hotel we were staying at too, so now I'm out as at least gay to her.

I'm just kind of done with all this. I have no HRT and no money to get more, and I guess I'm not trans enough to get a letter from my therapist.

It's just kind of over, everything's out there now and my life is kind of ruined. Eva voluntarily went into a psych ward after I got arrested, she's still in there right now. I don't even know if I want to talk to her when she gets out, I'm so angry right now.

>>8825001
fatass bitch

>>8825023
but a feminine bully of course right?
like you'd insult peoples poor fashion choices and stuff

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>>8825025
chillin' my dude

>>8825029
Do we miss her?

>>8825029
EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA EMMA ADD ME

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>>8825035
I'm not eating it all at once lol

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>>8825036
Nah I'd accuse people of being faggots.

>>8825031
You know it's true

>>8825029
A wild Emma appears

both of my boobs are good girls

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>>8825045
>You know it's true
Whatever helps you sleep at night Lannü. Your only good taste is liking yam fries

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>>8825045
posting homura is like the batsignal
>>8825037
i mean nah not really
>>8825038
NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS
can you control yourself if i do

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>>8825032

When will they learn

>>8825049
my right one is an underachiever
i love her but shes letting me down

dear emma
i want to cum on your face

>>8825032
I'm so sorry Nim. That's really difficult. I hope you make it through this and end up happy with yourself, don't give up hope just yet.

>>8825045
...to find out if they actually were gay so they would date you?

>>8825051
yes

>that feel when you just want to cuddle and nap with her but you can't
bad feels

so thats the ending of the nim questline

they were both two awkward to be happy together so they both pretended to suicide and got sent to the loony bin

who saw that coming

>>8825052
Who and what

>>8825064
everyone

>>8825052
you are such a newfag

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>>8825051
Not at all


>>8825032
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>8825062
k unblocked
>>8825056
honestly
i do too
>>8825075
wait babe.....

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>>8825049
iktf

>>8825066
idk about everyone but i sure did

>>8825075
hi chara!

>>8825049
>tfw one bob bigger than the other

>>8825058
Thanks Joan, you're still as sweet as you've always been. Maybe this'll cause my therapist to write me a letter, I don't know.

My living situation seems kinda rocky right but for the moment I guess I'm just glad to be out of that place.

>>8825032
Jesus fucking Christ wtf did I miss????

>>8825086
hugg nim

>>8825086
youll be back when you stop getting attention again and need to fake another suicide

good luck baghead

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>>8825072
Put your trip back on.

>>8825075
Someone who gets it.

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Is it too late to post softcore porn

>>8825077
i dont have your name add me

>>8825086
I know its not my place and I understand your anger, but Eva did what she did because she cares about you. I don't think you should be too harsh on her.
Whatever happens, I hope you feel better.
>>8825090
Please fuck off.

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>>8825077
You're killin' me

>>8825084
whats up faggot

>>8825092
what do i get

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What surgeries do I need to be a model? It's my secret lifelong dream but I was born a gross man.

is it weird to feel inferior to everyone close to me?
it's starting to get ridiculous
i just feel so empty

>>8825077
me first please
i want to spray your face with my cum

>>8825100
i just want baghead to ascend to the next plane of existence

>>8825101
hi charmander
its me boo
how r u

>>8825104
Not particularly uncommon, I think?

>>8824434
How does the female hormone testing in the op work? Will they charge me for the male in if I use a male name?

>>8825032
I really don't know quite what to say right now. I'm glad you're ok and I'm sorry that things happened this way. I hope that things improve for you but I can understand if there's a lot of uncertainty about that right now.

>>8825060
No I was straight as an arrow I just wanted to be big

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>>8825106
you can after i do
how does that sound

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>>8825104
Wanna be my pathetic garbage for tonight?

>>8825110
hi boo, it's me chara

>>8825104
Inferiority complex? I believe those feelings are fairly common. Try to be the best person you can be and don't worry about comparing yourself to others.
>>8825110
You can keep your edgy desires to yourself.

>People keep accusing me of putting out "vibes"
>Keep calling me a girl(male)
>Are you a tranny now or something?
I DON'T GET IT

man I thought old mtfg posters were nut cases but this new lot takes the cake

rip moof, melly, ufufu, rocker anna, frenchfry, dva, hell even muffins

>>8825120
only if pookie is third in line

>>8825118
It lists everything it tests. Estradiol and testosterone are included in there.

Looks like they even include a CBC, cool.

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>>8825129

Never buy cheap rose everyone. Tastes like mouldy cheese. Why are you producing this cheap bullshit California?
>tfw the good shit is 15 quid

>>8825129
are you taking mammary medicine?

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https://youtu.be/TWg4dnXCpt8

>>8825126
how have u been lad
carolines running a pretty fun hate crusade against u last i heard

>>8825127
where have i come in life to be talking to the biggest white knight in thread

>>8825139
I don't get what's happened. I haven't changed at all and I'm pretty sure I'm not trans

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>>8825131
Ur my favourite nutcase <3

>>8825129
Coworker (female(male))

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>>8825134
i dont think she makes much...
you'll have to ask her
but usually shed be the one to want that kinda stuff done to her
>>8825139
WOULDNT IT BE NICE

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>>8825102
Male modeling exists.

>>8825101
One stupid nim.

>>8825149
>Ur my favourite nutcase <3
breddy sure im sane now

>>8825115
it's just whatever i do i always feel like a lesser copy of someone i know and there have been cases of people pointing this out to me that they notice i'm basically copying them

comparing myself to others is dumb and bad and irrational but i can't stop doing it and i can't seem to figure out why it bothers me so much

>>8825148
Must be the residual of hanging out on /mtfg/ so much. Why do you hang out here anyways, you're not trans and you're not a chaser so what is there for you?

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>>8825155
Way more sane than you used to be but we're all still our own little kind of fucked up

>>8825149
Co-worker (garçon(homme))

>>8825158
fuck if I know

>>8825162
>but we're all still our own little kind of fucked up
well thats to be expected, we're trannies

hi everyone, i just started HRT, my mom took it away but im still deciding on a name

does Emi fit me well?

>>8825168
but our last Emi(ly) just returned with some drama
try again later

>>8825141
Rosé is always disgusting, no matter where it's from.

>>8825143
Is this progressive rock? I like progressive rock. I'm listening to this rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DldxgV41SYM
One of the albums I've had the longest, since I was like 13 or 14. Well it was my mum's but idfk why she bought it, she never listened to it so it was virtually just mine.
>>8825153
Ayy kill yourself
>>8825155
Am I sane

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>>8825170
really? i think Emi fits me really well

what do you think? pic related

>>8825174
>little b
based

>>8825143
mmm beautiful, bookmarked.

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>>8825145
We need more crusades anyway.

>>8825153
how boring

>>8825171
>>8825150
D ROSE D ROSE D ROSE D ROSE D ROSE D ROSE D ROSE D ROSE D ROSE D ROSE D ROSE D ROSE

>>8825150
i forgot im talking to the expert pookie facial consultant
did she sound nice banging her

>>8825168
>my mom just took my hrt
>should I call myself Emi
bravo

>>8825168
no that name is cursed and will doom you to an eternity of parents taking your hrt

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>>8825166
I'm not, I'm a boy

>>8825171
I had some decent Australian rose the other day, forgot the brand. So what do you like then? What is the best that the French have to offer?
>>8825179
You're familiar with the tune?

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>>8825182
yes shes a top cutie
we love her

>>8825189
everything you do is a boring copy of faye

your trip should be !GAYSNORE

Man this wine is nasty, Kim can't nuke California fast enough.

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>>8825194
The difference is I do it ironically

>>8825195
>hating California wine
reeeeeeee

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Two double quarter pounders and vodka for breakfast

>>8825181
the more drama the better
u been good then?

>>8825193
yeah no kidding
im not really attracted to trannies anymore but one day i am going to bang her
cant wait

>>8825185
you missed the climax of my joke with the bag picture
sad!

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>>8825194
yfw mtfg is actually just a matrix like simulation in faye's mind where everyone is actually faye

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>>8825189
yo that's dope I've been looking for a sick bro to chill with. Wanna drink some BEER and talk about SPORTS and WOMEN?

>>8825201
no difference
still puts me to sleep

at least youre cuter

>>8825203
i feel bad for your stomach

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>>8825207
We literally did that two weeks ago cockwaffle

>>8825208
Maybe I want you to be asleep so I can steal your computer

>>8825202
Your £7 chardonnay was okay but this cheap rose has ruined my opinion on your wines possibly for good.

>>8825212
There were no beers involved, cockgarage

>>8825210
It doesn't get a say in this, not today.

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feel weird and sad

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>>8825205
wait no shes mine......

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>>8825205
Yeah, just bored.

>>8825206
stale joke
for the funny asian character i really expect better from u

>>8825212
if im asleep i wont be able to pet your hair while you perform african american actions on all my things
so whats the point then even

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>>8825215
There was beer AND shots cockboi

>>8825213
>£7 chardonnay
it's like if i bought two buck chuck and said all wine is shit or judged european beers off the cheap shit I use to buy at Simply or Cora
:^)

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>>8825221
bored without me

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>>8825218
i cant imagine why anyone as visually stunning and smart as you could ever be sad

>>8825225
I'm sorry, I'll try your good stuff when I have the money.

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wish some1 would hold me

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>>8825222
Can I perform African American actions on you while you sleep?

>>8825224
>Two weeks ago
Excuse me, dickholster, we hiked two weeks ago and you stole my ice cube and talked about dicks.

>>8825221
same
maryland is boring
i miss cali

>>8825220
ill be really romantic about it and hold her hand
u wont feel bad at all

>>8825231
it's all good bb
i'm biased bc my stepdad is a wine snob

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>>8825202
wine aint that great, cider and cocktails are where it's at
unless it's sparkling wine, that shit is gud

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So I'm going to a therapist tomorrow, any chance of myself getting hormones right away? I've been depressed for the longest time imaginable and I seriously hate being a guy.

>>8825234
nobody said our relationship was sexual
i just want to pet your fluffy hair while i play videogames

>>8825240
no you should self-med while waiting for a prescription because it can be a potentially lengty process, even short waits are at least second appointment and getting an appointment with an endo

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>>8825230
idk why you keep posting about me
you're just being a dick for no reason

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>>8825227
Not at all.
little one

>>8825237
move somewhere more fun

>>8825238
send me some wine faggot
what happened to our friendship

>>8825239
>cider
Absolutely disgusting
>sparkling wine
Oh man this chaser brought me this prosecco once. That shit was gud indeed.
>>8825238
I'm going that way, I've taken a liking to the stuff.

>>8825239
red wines are usually good, champagne sucks dick though
never been a cider drinker, though I'm a picky drinker

>>8825247
idk why you keep consuming vegan hotdogs
you're just going over 10,000 calories every day for no reason

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>>8825242
Disappointed desu

>>8825236
Ah yes, that was a fun day. I liked the part where we talked about dicks

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>>8825249
phew
thank god
>>8825237
tfw couldnt figure out who you were
maryland and wants to fug pookie...
my brain too small

>>8825251
>curious george pretending he has chasers
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>8825250
is that you drake
i thought LA burned down
i need to look less like a hon first then I'll bring you a bottle

>>8825251
>disgusting
i bet you tried somersby or some other garbage cider
>>8825254
I dont like the warm wines, they just taste gross to me. Champagne and other sparklies are nice and cold and refreshing.

>>8825261
>>8824705

>>8825257
>i want a relationship before you violate me
>disappointing
wow.....

>>8825261
You can get chasers by being a straight cis male and posting your legs in thigh highs. Men are too easy

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>>8825257
>"We"
You did.
You also talked about how much you wanted to run your tongue between Christine W. Chandlers "sweaty beautiful moobs while he pretends you're Amy"

>>8825266
tell me what brand to try and I'll try it.

>>8825263
yes mom
no im in maryland right now
it sucks

when are you shipping your sober boo some wine

>>8825249
my family atm is here
im gonna find some other folks in cali to move back to
i miss having constant vodka in my system

>>8825275
Weston's vintage is good and it's strong, strongbow crisp is a decent weaker one.

>>8825260
who doesnt wanna bang pookie though realistically
if youre jealous i can reluctantly bang you after

>>8825269
>google nigger with bf
>crop and post here
nice

>>8825271
maybe in gross south america

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>>8825270
Floofing my hair while playing video games isn't a relationship that's just you floofing my hair ;-;

>>8825272
Nobody will ever believe you

>>8825276
>maryland
christ
don't die over there

>>8825283
Does it really sound like something you wouldn't say?

>>8825280
>mtfg doesn't know what I look like
Feels good.

>>8825280
>maybe in gross south america
Anywhere online. Even I got casers on every continent except africa and antarctica. It's not exactly hard to get thirsty guys excited, they are so starved for female attention that a female(male) will do just fine.

>>8825283
are you sure?
ive had dogs for like 19 years
im REALLY good at petting hair/fur