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German Sparkle Party Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-jN3vH26NQ

Who /degenerate/ here?

• Makeup tutorials: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
http://www.genderlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/voicebook020.pdf
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

Previous Thread >>8807507
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I feel like my ability to choose/construct a style that suits me aesthetically and doesn't work against me passing is impeded by the fact I have Aspergers.

Does anyone think I need to adjust my style or change it completely and if so what sort of aesthetic do you think would suit me?
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1st for I hope puffybutt gets run over by a car and anime posters are cancer
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>>8810907
full-body pic from one month ago, I've lost some weight since then
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ugly fat vegan communists edition
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>>8810907
>>8810917
more recent face pic from a couple of weeks ago
23 months HRT today
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nth for football is trutrans
>>8810919
No bullying
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>>8810917
Start lurking fashion forums.
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>>8810925
you look so fucking creepy
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Good morning all, I am not a degenerate.
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>go out to get out of the house
>head to ross for new jeans and shoes
>changing room man directs me to the ladies side
>head over to liquor store
>cashier bully-flirts with me
>other customer also genders me female while joining the cashier in bullying me
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>>8810908
tbqhon puffybutt needs to convert to transbianism
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hello friends
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>>8810936
>le diapy meme XD!!! poopie XD!!!
It's fucking gay.
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>>8810932
hi grace how r u
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>>8810932

what are you some kind of girl or something
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>craving coke
>flushed £100 worth of the stuff down the toilet because I promised I would get clean
Good thing I flushed it.
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>>8810948
tbqhon diapy poster is autistic I admit but demo, I don't know where I am going with this but diapys right?
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>>8810961
I get actually mad about it IRL. Poo poo diapy shit is maddening. It's like stepping into the special education room on accident and getting a retarded kid wipe his booger on you. You just get grossed out.
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>>8810973
STOP BEING AUTISTIC
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>>8810930
IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE CPTSD AND GREW UP ALMOST TWO STRAIGHT DECADES IN A CONSTANT STATE OF STRESSFUL HYPER-VIGILANCE BECAUSE OF MY ABUSIVE FATHER. AND HAD MOST OF MY LIFE'S DREAMS AND MY FUTURE SECURITY DASHED BY DEGENERATIVE HEALTH ISSUES AND BEING POOR. AND WAS ROBBED OF MY QUEER ADOLESCENCE BY THE CONSERVATIVE MILIEU I GREW UP IN SO NOW AS A RESULT AM DISSOCIATED FROM MY OWN PAST TO THE POINT I LACK A COMPLETE SENSE OF SELF. :^)
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>>8810973
depends, what are you buying?
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>>8810978
THIS
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>Tfw bf takes you out for fancy dinner and drinks
>treated like a princess by a real man
>drunk and struggling to contain feminine mannerisms
>now home and watching a movie in bed kissing each other

Dreams do come true
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>>8810925
Losing weight isn't working for you.
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>>8810949
I'm sleepy but doing pretty good. Coworkers might take me out for some drinking tonight but I might just hang out with my gf.
How r u
>>8810950
I guess so.
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>>8810981
kill yourself faggot
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>>8810991
lol no shit but being fat is no fun either, especially when your body is weak already so anything above 12 stone makes simple things like standing up out of bed harder and more painful
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>>8810986
>treated like a princess
You know there are pills to make you more like a princess?
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>>8810986
Who needs a bf when you have coke? ;_;
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>>8810986

get off /mtfg/ and go kiss your guy my dude
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>>8810928
This is fairly bad advice that will not teach you how the average person dresses and could make you stand out more (although learning how to dress for your body type and what colours suit you is useful advice you can find online).

Start closely observing how women your age dress where you live, take a look at normie trends and womens' fashion magazines. Look at the sort of stuff an average cis girl would look at.
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>>8810997
I am depressed
is weave your gf now?
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>>8811006
Noo cause then I couldent go outside

>>8811007
Boys are the best

>>8811009
Da ok
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>>8811002
I'm 16 stone, how do you think I feel?
>>8811014
Fashion forums are full of edgy weirdos but fashion magazines are more mainstream yet can still raise your style above the average cissy
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>>8811007
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>>8811014
Ok kid
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>>8810997
lol grace is a girl
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Gonna prep some meals for bf so he doesn't starve tommorow
How does salmon soup and chicken tika sound?
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>>8810932
Haha what a fucking girl

>>8810931
Bully
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>>8811023
Yup.

It's hard to know where to direct anon now print media is barely relevant to the lives of young women, but I guess she's not that young and not in the demographic that would be looking to insta-hos for inspiration anyway. Just don't go on fucking /fa/ or something, that's not going to help you.
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>>8811034
N-n-n-no I'm not a bully...
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>>8810997

well good job
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>>8811033
If you were my wife I'd beat your ass for making me fucking fish soup. Go get me some pork chops bitch and extra sauce!
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>>8810978
I can't stop thinking about her post about jacking daddy off with the diapy
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>>8811045

you bullied people who like bullying
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>>8811045
Certified bully
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>>8811033
Sounds good to me, I don't know what >>8811060
is on about.
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am i a bully
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>>8811016
Nuh, someone else~.
>>8811032
I GUESS
I didn't think so but w/e
>>8811053
thanku
>>8811034
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>>8811074
Did you get your FOID yet?
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>>8811074
who is it?????????????????????
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>>8811065
>>8811067
These are slanderous lies.
This is bullying honestly.
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tfw feeling infinite love
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>>8811060
What if i like being beaten?
>>8811068
Yea i know he loves the salmon soup
Plus he needs more vitamin b
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>>8811091
iktf
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>>8811091
tfw feeling no love
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>>8811088

S-shes on to us!

come on bullies, lets scuttle
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>>8811091
Its nice isnt it
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>>8811085
It'll be a couple weeks for approval and then it arriving in the mail. The process takes like 30 days for approval, and then another 10 to mail.
>>8811086
Maddie.
>>8811091
tfw feeling love like i havent in a long time
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>>8811098
>>8811107
Sometimes like it, sometimes hate it

>>8811101
Can be an advantage too

>>8811109
Being in love is great
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>>8811016
why are you depressed
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>>8811119
it's not an advantage when you have feelings for someone that doesn't feel the same way
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Hi all, some fem boy for me???
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>>8811128
Ooh you mean it that way ;_; iktf but it can still feel nice to just love.
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>>8811094
Hot
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>>8811134
U sound like a fucking creep. I bet ur fat and bald hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha
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What's your labor day weekend fashion haul looking like /mtfg/? I picked up a new dress, some lounging pants, and a coat to go with a coord im working on for dirt cheap.

>>8811084
Ano, Elanna-chan. I hate to be a baka, but would you do me the great honor of being my kowaii pall? I can make oishii food and will be daisuke for you.

>>8811109
even though i know you had your reasons i refuse to move to a state that requires a gun license. it leaves a bad taste
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>>8811109
Well fug
Do you know what style of AR you're gonna build yet?
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>>8811134
Probably >>8809896 is more your taste.
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>>8811139
and? where is the problem? You are fucking creep
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>>8811103
Yes, bullies be gone.
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>>8811141
>even though i know you had your reasons
Like being born here? lmao.
>>8811142
I'm afraid I haven't. My mind's been on other things.
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>>8811160
>My mind's been on other things
like ur gf's boobies I bet lol
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>>8811160
i couldve sworn you had moved there, but really choosing to be born there is just as much your fault. i guess i just got mixed up with you talking about moving.
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>>8811160
awww
Well the C7A2 and M16A2 styles are objectively the most aesthetic
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>>8811155

You've liberated the board!

>>8811134

only girls(male) here
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>>8811155
hi ally how are you?
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>tfw severe untreated mental illness
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>>8811179
I ain't moved yet, any of those plans have kinda fizzled out.
>>8811169
Heck yeah dude.
>>8811182
I got to touch an M16A2 and an FAL today. Guy I know in the Navy stopped by my house on his way back from shooting, let me fiddle with the FAL a little.
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>>8811190
Is there a reason you're not getting it treated?
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>>8811186
You look like a chaser, chasers are worse than bullies.
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>>8811184
I like girls same :-)
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>>8811193
>Grace got to hold a FAL
>I didn't
fucking burgers
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>>8811198
murica
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>>8811200
I am not a chaser I just bored :=)
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>>8811212
I'm sorry I don't believe you.
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>>8811198
having trouble getting to doctors and stuff
hugg joan
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>>8811212
what boards do you lurk?
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>>8811215
I am sorry for that. You can't send me a message if you don't believe me. I just looking new friends
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>>8811225
I want friends and don't care about face I am looking nice hearth
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>>8811233
daddy would you hug someone who really needs a hug
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>>8811233
Your grammar is a bit off, is English not your first language?
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>>8811193
tfw no gf to shoot with
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>>8811236
yeah I would :-(
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i wish someone would hugg me in real life
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>>8811238
no is not, why? is the problem here?
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>>8811251
It's not a problem, I was just wondering.
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>>8810981
HAHAHAHA faggot
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>>8811256
ok thank you for your care. I am from Poland and live 3 years in UK. Where you from?
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>>8811265
I live in the US, New Mexico.
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>>8811245
I will, where are you?
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>>8811270
too far dear. I am in UK
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>>8811278
Haha, I wasn't looking for a relationship or anything. Good luck I guess.
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an ayy lmao abducts you and says "listen here nigger. i can turn you into a cute girl but you're gonna be married to a huge black ex con who rapes you every single night"

would you do it?
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but is really nice. Which country is here???
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>>8811288
yes i guess better than killing myself
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>>8811288
No :(
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I'm bored here, good night all :-)
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>>8811309

nini daddy
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>>8811311
thank you, same you dear
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>>8811318
uwu
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>>8810938
Hello bun<3
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tfw not a stronk amazon woman
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>>8811388
Cut off your right breast and hit the gym.
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>>8811394
i like my right breast though joan
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>>8811394
Yes, but do you know why they cut off one breast?
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>>8811403
So they could shoot bows without the string snapping their tits according to legend, if I'm remembering correctly.
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>>8811409
this also so that they could still feed the young
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I am testing out streming pls laugh at me
https://www.twitch
.tv/knowsfords
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>buying girls clothes in front ofcis straight gf

Just faye things
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>>8811473
I tried to do that but I was too embarrassed and had to leave the store.
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>>8811473
>girl
>buying girl clothes
This checks out.

>girl
>straight gf
Now this is confuse.

Hehe Maybe that this is what anon meant by the "Faye meme"
Hmmmmmm...
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>>8811473
@ω@
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You girls wont believe how much SRS pussy I pick up in this shirt, I have to carry a stick around to beat the trannies out of the way.
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>>8811514
You wanna know another meme?
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>>8811524
Your mom
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>>8811521
tbqhon wtc
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>>8811524
Ye ye
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>>8811536
You saying you're not a bully
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>>8811538
O-oh..
I'm not though..

This is bullying..
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can you go full time before hormones without getting laughed at by everyone?
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w-was anyone watching, how did my strem go
I know it was a bit low fidelity but it was just a test and I am on australian internet after all
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>>8811563
Some people can pull it off, I'm jealous of those people.
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>>8811566
hugg
ill try and catch it sometime
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>>8811544
>Mentally torments me
>"Not a bully"
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>>8811566
My internet can't into 1080p :(
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>>8811572
o-oh this was just a test and I dont know if I will strem morr or not
I only have a g3420 and a 750gtx and a 1mbps uplode
but I have a new cpu cooler because my old one was broken and I couldnt even play games let alone strem
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we miss her
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>>8811582
I didn't mean to though, I wasn't aware of the consequences of my actions, I'm so sorry...
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>>8811603
#charalite
THE DEVIL
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>>8811608
#bringbackoldchara
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>>8811604
There's no coming back from what you did to me
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>>8811620
B-but I didn't do anything..
Tell me what to do..
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>>8811663
>I've got a great joke to bully coworkerchan with
>but i'm not gonna tell it
got me fucked up ally
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>>8811521

You got one in "under 25" ranges?
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>>8811688
You'll have to make your own then but its easy nowadays.
Keep up the good work brother.
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>>8811521
wait that shirt is me tho....
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I have panic attacks when I think about having a female body. But, I fantasize about shedding my male body like a skin, and having a female on underneath.

What does this mean?
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>>8811705
Please Emma, you're no virgin.
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>>8811744
im a pure angel anon
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>>8811680
If I just tell you will it make it better?
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>>8811705
You're too young for that shirt.
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>>8811743
you are autistic tbhon
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>>8811764
What if you tell it and it's the greatest beak of all time and I get publicly BTFO forever?
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>>8811755
>im a pure angel anon
Pure angels dont have to live with the filth on earth, a fallen angel perhaps.
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>>8811776
Great helpful advice
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>ywn be a chibi hurrican Harvey survivor
>POTUS Trump will never kiss u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi5y6qI0O34
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Do trans girls like exotic pets? I have alot of reptiles (snakes included) but all the CisGirls I know are super creeped out by them and it's hard to be around someone who hates animals that are such a large part of my life

I don't have alot of experience with the trans community but I imagine they'd be more open minded about that sort of thing.

I just want a friend to talk about animals with

Pic related, it's my turtle gentle george
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>>8811811
tbhon thanks
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>>8811799
>a fallen angel
sounds pretty familiar to something....
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>>8811816
tbhon turtle looks cute but reptiles are spook
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>>8811816
cis girls are dull retards
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>VAT is chargeable on goods purchased within the UK. It is not included in the amount charged by QHI but if relevant must be paid by the purchaser to HM Customs & Excise.
I'm a spastic and have never had to make sense of anything like this for myself before. Does this mean I have to add the VAT on for them? I don't want HMRC to take away my skittles.
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>>8811777
Well you got lucky 7s, so it won't be all bad.
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>>8811836
Alright let's hear it
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my bf wants to have sex without a condom for the first time. what does being cummed inside of feel like? dont get me wrong, i love sex but i'm kinda scared :c
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>>8811852
a warm goopy shit in your butthole
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>>8811848
It's just CWC, but like, I'm sure someone else thought of it before me.
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>>8811855
way to encourage me. i mean, from what i hear, its supposed to make you feel more feminine. i pass enough to where i have and keep my bf but i really dont want to get anything. according to him, i took his v card and i know for a fact he took mine. i'm just scared.
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>>8811865
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>>8811816

I think they're neat
Also I knew a cis girl with a snake once
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>>8811816
Reptiles are cool, probably not all trans people agree though.
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I'll never be a girl no matter how hard I try :(
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>>8811870
Sorry...
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>>8811874
iktf
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>>8811869
>way to encourage me
hahahahahahahahahaha

well gl anon
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>>8811869
>i mean, from what i hear, its supposed to make you feel more feminine

jfc
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>>8811883
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>>8811872
sneks r cute
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>>8811885
he's coming home in an hour and i spent all night preparing. should i just go full "mmmm fuck me like the slut i am daddy" like i always do or shy my mouth over his cock and ride him to death?
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>>8811914
drop the bf and get a gf if I am being quite honest with you
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>>8811899
O-oh..
I'll miss you..
I'm sorry..
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>>8811913
hugg
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>>8811920
>being a pig disgusting transbian
>ever

LMAO
M
A
O

i love my bf and his cock far too much than to be in a suicide pact transbian relationship.
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>>8811825
Understandable
>>8811826
I just have trouble relating to them and their interests is all, I don't hate them but I can see how one would

>>8811872
>>8811871
Thanks for the input, here's my dumbass snake
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>>8811931
tbqhwy you are making the objectively wrong choice
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>>8811925
Too little too late
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>>8811833
pls
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>>8811937
naw i'm good. i love being held close to him and hearing hin whisper sweet nothings into my ear while i grind my butt against his cock and feel it get harder and harder. what do transbians do besides get high, play video games and use dildos on each other awkwardly and make out of chaturbate for chasers to tug their girlcocks on?
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>>8811948
ur loss, my dude
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I mean why would I even wanna be a girl or anything?
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Im surprised fhere are not bigger trans girl communities outside of fetish sites. Its hard to get to know and date a transgirl because they all think youre a chaser :(
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>>8811950
tell me the perks of being a transbian
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>>8811957
I mean, do you?
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>>8811963
maybe a little bit
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>>8811958
You're not a chaser?
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>>8811941
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>>8811959
Allz you gotta do is jump in the pool my dude.
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>>8811966
Oh god no lol im more intrigued by the aspect of a person being able to just transform into somebody new like how traps are. (i hate that term) its like method acting almost. Its a big turn on for some reason
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i want to see all of you get blacked desu
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>>8811966
But im totally open to getting to know a transgirl, why not? No different than real girls
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>>8811833
>>8811947
no it's just an added tax they factor in
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>>8811973
begone thot, you made your choice
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Holy shit
Cute girls were flirting with me today
I had a really nice dinner
I got to let a cute lil girl hold a VERY cute guinea pig for her first time
Also
Shit's lookin up!
I am the changeling
See me change!
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I wish I knew all of u irl so we could snuggle
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I hate having erections it happens way too often for me though. How do I make it stop.
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>>8812005
cyproterone acetate
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>got ma'amed 3 times in 2 days
>with 2 weeks worth of unshaved rat whiskers
>and with a man voice deeper than a 60 year old african blues singer who chain smoked cigars for 40 years straight

what does this mean
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>>8812012
I get called ma'am all the time and im not even gay or trans :( feelsweirdman
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>>8812012
Damn that's much better than my record
Congrats passer
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Why are 4chans advertisements so AGP now?
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>>8812018
can you post your face so i can see how that works
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>>8812030
because male site
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>>8812000
Just tell me what to do..
Anything..
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>>8812030
isnt it based on your own internet activity and creepy stuff like that done by google
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I had a transbian dream last night and now I am really turned on by dinkgirls. They are so good
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I really love girls a lot
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>>8812024
i dont pass lol
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>>8812030
If those are meant to appeal to AGPs, Google has a lot of work ahead of it.

t. AGP
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>>8812043
you can go incognito mode without cookies and it'll show the same stuff
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>>8812038
Go to bed at a reasonable time and don't drink
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>>8811852
feels pretty good desu, you don't feel much when he cums but him being inside you without a condom is way more intimate
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>>8812043
4chan uses some other ad provider, so I don't know. I miss J List
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>>8812033
I usually get called ma'am when people just glance over or trying to get my attention when my back is turned.

I do have pretty round features so i always kind of wondered how passable i could be if i tried. Like for science
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I also want to see all of us get blacked
Let's make it happen
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>>8812057
Ok ok, I didn't drink the last two nights anyway.
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>>8812067
If I find out you are then I'm gonna drink till my liver fails and I'm gonna end up in the hospital and you'll have to feel bad
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>>8812084
Jesus dont kill yourself wtf
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>>8812084
Why are you going to kill yourself?
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>>8812084
Well, how r u gonna do it?
Leave some note giving closure to those who have cared about you
I wouldn't worry about the materials
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>>8812084
Make sure any life insurance stuff is sorted out. Alot of the time people's contract allows the company to take your stuff rather than your family if you kill yourself

Alternatively, make it look like an accident

I hope you don't do it
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>>8812084
>Is there anything I should do beforehand?
Kill whoever you want.
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>>8812084
Killing yourself doesn't fix the problem, it only assures that there's no room for improvement.
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>>8812083
Okaaay, I promise.
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>>8812084
i've been thinking the same, i'm going to throw out hrt and girl clothes and all the junk in my room
>>8812105
this doesn't make any sense, it does fix things, if you are depressed and in pain it is one way to completely stop it
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>>8812112
You don't know what happens after death.
Most likely your consciousness is stretched out over infinity so it isn't completely stopped, your last moments are extended forever.
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>>8812005
aw damn is it my main bitch olive?
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>>8812112
Youre a retard and you shouldnt be talking people into killing themselves you fucking degenerate
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>>8812110
As if I believe you
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>>8812123
you can't just say something that stupid and say "most likely"
like okay that's an interesting belief but i'm pretty sure you're just failing to comprehend what it would be like to lose consciousness forever
>>8812131
i'm not giving my opinion on whether they should do it or not, just giving my reasons for doing so
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>>8812084
dont do it anon it gets better I promise!
>>
You have the right to kys
Everyone is selfish
Do this for you just like everyone else would love to do it to you if you fucked their life up as much as you have to yr own.

Or patiently work to forgive and love yourself and find something interestin or pretty to occupy yrself with

Sudoku is harder than it looks
Everyone who fails report an instant feeling of doom and regret.

It's honestly easier to work yr way out of it until a more convenient death comes along.
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>>8812134
But I don't lie, lying is wrong.
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>>8812137
why would you lie to someone like this
do you know how much more you're hurting them by stringing them along into more pain
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>>8812141
>"I'm not a bully"
>"I'll go to bed on a reasonable time"
>"It's just blueberry tea!"
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>>8811948
woke
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>>8812139
>Everyone who fails report an instant feeling of doom and regret.
then why do people end up trying it again
those feelings are from our nature of self-preservation on a subconscious level, yet once you start thinking about things again you will want to die
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>>8812143
but they can work and fix their problems and eventually be happy anon. why would they give away all that future happiness because they're feeling sad now
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>>8812159
you live in a delusional bubble that everything can be fixed and everything has a happy ending, and because of your own delusions you're hurting other people
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>>8812136
I'm not failing to comprehend.
I say most likely because the law of conservation of energy says that things can't just disappear, rather they change form.
Also, mathematics shows that consciousness probably takes the form of an asymptote.
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>>8812176
You're making assumptions, there is no evidence for what you are saying.
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>>8810981
Lmaoooo
>>
show me your panties
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>>8812169
sell all your stuff and move somewhere and try going full time before you kill yourself

at least then you can kill yourself knowing you actually tried to make it work
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>>8812176
consciousness is not a 'thing' though
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>>8812144
It is!
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>>8812169
Try writing a note
It feels better to think out yr last words to people that have mattered to you. It helped me get out my emotions.

Life is a burden but u have potential to make it better for people still.
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If I live in Vancouver, WA

But work in Portland, OR

Will I still need to pay income tax to Oregon?
>>
You're all gonna be such handsome husbands some day, don't give up, I believe in you
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>>8812196
I'm sure you pour vodka into it
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>>8812184
yes there is.
you just have a low IQ.
it's okay.
i don't expect you to understand.
>>
Forever fooling, free and using,sliding down the slide that breaks a will
Mothers angel, getting smarter, how smart are you to regress unfulfilled?
It's a damn shame, but who's to blame?
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>>8812209
>low IQ.
isn't she a phd student though
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STOP ENABLING SUICIDEFAGS THEY NEVER DO IT THEY JUST WANT ATTENTION RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

KILL YOURSELF OR GET THE FUCK OUT NEITHER REQUIRES POSTING
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>>8812223
A failing one, doesn't mean I'm smart.
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>>8812199
Portland is an ugly city
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>>8812228
What's wrong with giving them attention? They're clearly desperate. Your turn
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>>8812228
are scientists still working on developing a personality for you, !!Yu40oaJgJW8_mtfg_bot.exe?
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>>8812228
if giving them attention makes them feel a little better then its worth it :)
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>>8812206
Eww.
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>>8812224
You are wrong
You are supposed to be here
Universe doesn't make mistakes, just cruel jokes over yr head.
When is the last time u took a walk?
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>>8812253
The live in the street?
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>>8812251
Ya I know, honestly I'm shocked that you'd do something like that
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>>8812253
that looks really cold and depressing
>>
>>8812253
They have a mansion?
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>>8810903
HURRY
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Soft trans girl snuggles
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>>8812268
Vodka in tea is just groooooss.
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>>8812258
>"Everything happens for a reason!"
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>>8812300
So stop doing it Ally come on
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>>8812306
I don't!
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I admit it. I want to be a girl, okay?!
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>>8812307
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>>8812303
looks like a cruel joke to me
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>>8812317
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I think I know what rock bottom feels like now
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trans girl tummies
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>>8812342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jus3BE9mdfI
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>>8812317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz_DNrKVrQ8
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>>8812319
What the fuck is this?
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>>8812357
I believe that's you telling me how much you love vodka infused blueberry tea.

Look if that's your thing that's your thing but I'm worried about you, okay?
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>>8812363
That screenshot is fake news.
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My last H&M order...
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everyone post tummy
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>>8812374
It's a screenshot how could I possibly fake it?
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>>8812381
Poison cosplay starter pack
>>8812374
Meme bully ally
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>>8812381
That's not a real language?
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>>8812392
That's French.

>>8812387
Poison?
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Tfw burning incense and rubbing moisturizer on my belly and boobies
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>>8812317
What if you already are a girl and you don't need to become one(hormones help to look like one. Not become one)
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>>8812396
Wow that's cute
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>>8812382
Do I have to?

>>8812385
Idk but you did somehow.

>>8812387
Wtf Faye I thought we were friends...
How can you encourage this behaviour?
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>>8812396
would kiss
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>>8812402
Then u have to watch 4 hours minimum of Ben Shapiro CRUSHING leftists
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>>8812410
Bdd is badd
Chill qt
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i dont wanna cry but it keeps happening
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>>8812196
>green tea
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>>8812421
>>8812421
>>8812421
>>8812421
>>8812421
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Why are trans girls so cute and loveable?
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>>8812421
I don't do caffeine, so green tea it is.
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>>8812394
Why not go to French forums and listen to you Fatal Bazooka instead of coming to our superior English boards?
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>>8812415
That's pretty detrimental to your mental health, i reckon.
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>>8812416
I mean I think I have an ok tum. It's not flat and cute like it used to be but I'm not fat ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It's just that I find body parts on their own don't look as nice as the whole picture of a body.
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>>8812394
>>8812427
Also why is Chettawut so popular among French people? Like 60% of the patients at the Rama were French or at least Tahitian and they all talked up Chett and shittalked Suporn
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>>8812426
GREEN TEA HAS CAFFEINE
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/mtfg/ what type of panties do you wear?
>>
>>8812437

boyshorts mostly
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>>8812394
Trans video game character from the 90s
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>>8812441
show em
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>>8812408
This post seems like meme bullying ._.
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>>8812426
i just prefer regular fruit teas, green tea tastes foul to me for some reason

>tfw winter is approaching and soon you'll be able to drink spiced apple and cinnamon tea while it's freezing outside
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>>8812424
Cuz yr a chaser yo
>>8812437
Boxers
I'm not gonna wear panties
They suck
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>>8812441
Boxers because i have a big dick and it feels weird.
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>>8812427
Because they're indeed superior. The French side of Internet kind of sucks.

>>8812432
Word of mouth, I suppose. He does good work, so it's easy to meet girls who are happy with their results. In the irl LGBT circles I've been to, Suporn is literal who. Lack of good feedback about his work since less girls can afford him, I suppose.
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>>8812452
how does it feel weird?
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>>8812424
Because your low self-esteem causes you to seek flawed partners
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>>8812442
Not what I had in mind. Bought that to wear with leathers, not to dress as a bimbo.
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>>8812457
>>8812451
im not a chaser I'm just trying to feel good about myself
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>>8812426
Good idea, caffeine and alcohol are a bad mix
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>>8812436
Oh, shit, I didn't know that...

>>8812447
N-no, I'd never bully my good buddi Faye...

>>8812449
I just gave up green tea.
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>>8812446

they're not very impressive but ok
https://unsee
.cc/sedamuzi/
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>>8812449
you have an immature palette

try big red robe oolong tea
it will change your life
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>>8812468
saved!
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>>8812451
>Cuz yr a chaser yo
Not them, but transgirls can be cute. Not sure about lovable tho since most of the ones i talk to are depressed as fuck. As well as just too broken to love.
>>8812455
I don't like seeing my dick pocking out of panties, it makes me feel like shit, so i just wear boxers that hide it more.
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>>8812468
god that is hot, made me cum all over my key board
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>>8812464
>Oh, shit, I didn't know that...
that's okay allie, you can't be expected to know everything

by the way, wine contains alcohol (just fyi)
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>>8812468
way to lewd
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>>8812470
>>8812476

>>8812481

sry wil delet
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>>8812469
that looks like a very expensive tea

if i ever get around to robbing that bank, i'll be sure to pick some up though
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>>8812487
nah post more you slut
>>
Would anyone here want a transgendered daughter?
It'd be like a normal mother daughter relationship except instead of teaching her about periods and tampons you'd teach her how to tuck and shave with her the first time since you sent them to a gatekeeping therapist who will never allow them to be happy, until you show them inhousepharmacy for the first time at age 17
>>
how do i know if im gross and ugly if i see myself differently every time i look
>>
>>8812498
does your penis get hard when you put on girl panties?
>>
>>8812477
Yes I know, the champagne in my fridge says so.
>>
>>8812454
Does France just not have an internet?
Most of the Spanish and Belgium surgeons of any type are popular to English people, so it's not a language barrier
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>>8812499
no it doesnt really do that at all anymore
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>>8812493
u 1st
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>>8812503
then you are gross s
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>>8812505
do all the cool girls have hard little bulgy wulgies or something
>>
>>8812504
I said post more you slut!
>>
>>8812494
Fuck no. I don't want my kids to suffer the way i did(self image issues, society being shit to me, having to do so many things to be considered normal by others). But i could adopt a trans teen and raise them with love and acceptance.
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>>8812507
they all have GIGANTIC bulging bulgy wulgies
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>>8812508
fuck u ur not my dad
>>
>>8812494
>17
you mean at age 10 right
>>
Hey I'm planning an intervention for Ally
(DO NOT TELL HER)
Anyone available next Saturday?
>>
>>8812519
post them panties you whore
>>
>>8812501
For a long time, before the www was a thing, France had its own network, Teletel, that didn't help with internet adoption.
Never heard of any worthy Spanish SRS surgeon, here or irl. There's a good one in Belgium, covered by health insurance, but with a heinously long waiting list.
>>
>>8812521
will there be beers/wine? if so count me in
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>>8812528
how about i post YOUR panties
>>
>>8812537
I'm going to post your butt if you don't post your dam panties I swear
>>
>>8812529
>no worthy spanish surgeon
have you not heard of Dr. Robert Ledgard or what?
>>
>>8812529
>Teletel
Is that like French Teletext?
>>
>>8812532
For us? Of course
For her? No
>>
>>8812521
I'm off at 4
Are we chillin afterwards?
>>
>>8812521
Wait what?
Why would I need one of those?
This is bullying...
>>
/mtfg/ how do you feel about your penises?
>>
>>8812548
*bullies you*
>>
>>8812547
Oh geeze I totally have this thing afterwards otherwise I would

>>8812548
I bully because I care
>>
>>8812539
looks like we have a mexican standoff here
>>
>>8812537
>>8812539
degeneracy smfh
>>
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>>8812553
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>>8812558
you have to go back paco
>>
>>8812553
it's cute but I hate it
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>>8812553
SAD!
>>
>>8812554
>>8812555
But you shoooouldn't...
Stop...
>>
>>8812559
its ok its all pretend (ssh dont tell anyone else we need to keep the spirit alive(

>>8812564

>paco
don't deadname me u fckin asshole
>>
>>8812569
Shouldn't care or shouldn't bully?
>>
>>8812571
*rubs penis inside boi-pucci*
>>
>>8812574
Don't do either.
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>>8812543
Nah, it was a bit more than that. In the 80s, government got terminals like pic related to every home. There were thousands of sites: directories, news, chat rooms, mail order, government services and a lot more. Not unlike what was on the early www except text mode and no hyperlinks. Also, most services weren't free.
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>tired at work
>want to go home
>go home
>bored at home
>feel like im wasting my time
>want to go to work
the ride never ends
>>
can i epilate my facial hair niggy
>>
>>8812578
That's some pretty cool shit, it's like a precursor to the modern internet.

It looks like a terminal from Fallout
>>
Can I bring my gameboy
>>
>>8812577
You can't stop me
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>when your only friend is chara
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>>8812587
does she still have a giant smooth butt?
>>
>>8812580
only if ur a bad enough dude
>>
>>8812586
No I can't but I can ask you nicely to stop.
>>
>>8812589
i never saw her butt
>>
My penis is tiny yet mighty and feels good against other girl dicks
>>
>>8812595
I will stop one of them
>>
>>8812542
Thankfully, he's not for real.
>>
>>8812597
what a shame
>>
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>>8812598
>mfw I kinda rubbed my dick against my partner and it felt sorta good
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>>8812599
Can you please stop both?
>>
tfw not sure if im trans or not :(
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>>8812611
I'll stop bullying you but you can't stop the other one
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>>8812590
idk what this means
>>8812606
>tfw rubbed penis with a guy and he grabbed my penis and starting rubbing it, making me cum instantly and almost making me piss myself
>>8812616
tfw me irl
>>
>>8812625
I've only let one guy try touching my penis since I started transitioning but whenever he does I have to immediately stop what we're doing and try not to cry
>>
>>8812625
>tfw rubbed a guys penis and he came on me
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>>8812580
pretty bad idea, the follicles are too sensitive, same for genitals

it's not just that it'll mega hurt, but it'll also leave a lot of redness and ugly bumps and possibly bleeding
>>
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Green tea has a literal-insignificant amount of caffeine in it. Stop getting bullied so easily, Alison.
Don't you want those T(ranny) gain hidden in green tea?
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>>8812623
But you shouldn't do the other one either.

>>8812638
It's not my fault, they just keep doing it.
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>>8812653
I'm gonna care and there's not a single thing you can do to stop me
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>>8812662
I guess so, but I really wouldn't bother.
>>
>>8812637
how do i deal with facial hair then
>genital area
i was using my new epilator last nght, and i just tested it on testicals, and it didn't hurt at all, but hurt a lot on my legs bc i was too autistic to know to shave b4 doing it and then waiting
>>
>>8812680
no
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>>8812686
laser
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>>8812692
Sigh...
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>>8812680
i'll not care really hard to balance it out
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>>8812694
rip o well time to kms
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>>8812698
Ok cool.
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>>8811103
NOT NICE GIRL
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>>8812700
or you could just laser your facial hair
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>>8812697
I'm gonna care even harder than before to throw off the balance
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>>8812720
Ree.
Cease.
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>>8812637
It's not that bad. I've done it to get rid of white hair until I could get electrolysis done. Same as any other body part, you get used to how it feels.
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>>8812716
that costs money and i dont pass anyways lol
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>>8812726
job?
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>>8812724
No!
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>>8812730
yes i have one and also have no living expenses other than food but still it doesn't make me pass and i dont think there's a hair removal specialist naer me
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>>8812291
I already did
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>norks threaten USA by planning to launch missiles near guam
>later launch a missile over hokkaido
>claim yesterday that they've now got a hydrogen bomb capable of being mounted onto an ICBM
>big earthquake being detected in north korea today
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>>8812736
shieet
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>>8812734
Yes!
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>>8812749
never ever
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>>8812739
They have a single fission warhead with a single ICBM. Not MIRVs. If North Korea fires their single ICBM it will be shot out before descends. Before DEFCON 1 is announced and before it even reaches news and before we know about it, North Korea will already be leveled to ground zero.
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>>8812740
o wait there is and the hair removal is 70% off rip
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>>8812757
ICBMs are notoriously difficult to shoot down though

what if the norks bomb my favourite /mtfg/ trip
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>>8812757

God, you're sexy when you talk like that.
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>>8812755
Finna drink.
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>>8812774
Dallas/Fort Worth is a fairly unlikely target for an initial strike. More than likely they'll try to get Seattle. If they try at all.

Still, if war is announced, I'll be the first on a boat or plane with my rifle.
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>>8812779
Don't do this to me Ally
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>>8812784
>Still, if war is announced, I'll be the first on a boat or plane with my rifle.
you'll probably just be put an internment camp until it's over

we can't trust your loyalties
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>>8812786
Ok...
Same goes with you, no bullying or caring.
And I don't drink.
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>>8812794
I'm not frogposter, I just can't do that
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>>8812787
Try and stop me.
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>>8812798
Who are you then?
>>
>>8812805
:b:oworker :b:han
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>>8812801
i don't need to try and stop you, they'll be rounding you up before you even know the invasion of your ancestral homeland has begun

i'll come and poke you with a stick from the other side of the barbed wire fence though
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>>8812811
Hope that's a mile long stick since on a clear and windless day I can hit a target 1km away.
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>>8812809
You spend an awful lot of time here, it's rather suspicious.
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>>8812813
you're not a nice person

why are you even allowed to own guns?
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>>8812818
So does Frogposter, what of it?
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do i pass
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>>8812826
It's my odd brand of showing love for everyone.
>>
need a hugg
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>>8812758
do it!
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>>8812834
pls love my skull from a km away
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>>8812829
Why are you randomly bringing me up in conversation? Go and take your girl pills already.

If you're equivocating, just close your eyes and pretend they're Vitamin D tablets.
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>>8812855
Well she was wondering why a boy would be in here.
Those girl pills are for girls dipshit, did you drop out of school? Boys aren't supposed to take them
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>>8812829
Nothing, nothing at all.
>>
>>8812794
>I don't drink
woahwaitwhat?
Did you give up the bottle/can for good? Why the change?
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>>8812861
I mean I won't sad drink every night.
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>>8812859
>Well she was wondering why a boy would be in here.
Only three types of cis males post in /mtfg/: bullies, chasers and repressors.

You care too much about people to bully and you haven't done any chasing so far.
>>
dear yahoo answers, how can i get someone to love me if im garbage
>>
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>>8812839
z-ultra super mega hugg
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>>8812866
I can be a bully if I want
>>
>>8812868
Date a garbage man.
>>
I finally got the courage to ask my mom for fashion advice and stuff. Just asked her about hair care and possible styling and stuff, gonna ask her about makeup and clothing to get an idea of where to start and what outfits could work, and so I can hide facial hair at least somewhat
Feel bretty good even after being super anxious all day
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>tfw she wont even cuddle with me anymore
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>>8812872
You don't have the stomach for it.

You have the kind, caring nature of a woman and delicate, feminine sensibilities that lead you to nurture instead of meanpost and destroy. Also, you get drunk and sadpost about wanting to be a girl a lot, that's a pretty big giveaway too.
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>>8812881
I've never done that ever
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I'm not prepared enough for a SHTF scenario

I hope there isn't a war
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really need a hugg rn
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>>8812881
>get drunk and sadpost about wanting to be a girl
Hey I should do that tonight.
>>
>>8812839
>>8812896
hugg each other and get hugg-married (marriage only binding to huggs)
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>>8812896
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>>8812896
hugg
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>>8812883
I can't wait till you hatch.

If you think the bullying's bad now, you ain't seen nothing yet.
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>>8812896
Hugg beep
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I bent over too far at work the other day and my face got red and weird I guess. I was tired too. My boss immediately apologized and asked if she upset me. No, she hadn't. Said it was just the look on my face.

I've cried in front of her a couple of times. She knows I'm kind of a faggot.

I don't think she knows I deal with gender dysphoria. Maybe she does. Maybe being a long haired skinny guy with gyno gives it away.

Not that you can tell any other way.
Maybe if I was cuter. When the doc weighed me on the 24th. BMI was 18.7. I didn't mean to get that low. You're supposed to start putting on weight not keep losing weight to pass better. That might explain why I haven't been getting any m'ams or weird male smiles for about a month now. I miss those. Weight is back up 5 lbs. Here's hoping.

I don't want to claim to be a woman or trans. Identity politics is stupid. But I want to be seen as feminine and I wouldn't care if people saw me as a woman.

Gender dysphoria a shit. Dump over.
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>>8812915
You wish
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>>8812892
do you have a 9mm glock, a lightweight 5.56 AR pistol with a binary trigger and a .308 bolt action rifle?
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>>8812925
>You wish
Only because it'd make you happier, I'm a very selfless person. Saintly, perhaps.
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>>8812845
no u while i wallow in misery. i was so happy about uni bc it felt like i could finally be myself, but going to work on the weekends legit sucks any happiness out of me. i wanna subtly dress as a girl on campus but i fucked up buying my first things of lcothing
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>>8812933
>9mm glock
no
>5.56 AR pistol
what
>.308 bolt action rifle
yes

It's already too late, I don't have enough money or means to get supplies to migrate like 4000 miles away and live off the land.
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>>8812892
I should probably get my hands on some good rubber bands or something now before shit happens. Emergency self-castration.
>>
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>>8812940
You're probably a radical Catholic Republican
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>>8812945
I don't need to do that
>>
>>8812951
Well good for you.
>>
is coworker chan a cute girl? i think she is :3
>>
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>>8812948
I am a born and raised Catholic, but you would never catch me uttering republican sentiments.
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>>8812942
but no u
>>
>>8812960
Ye ye.
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>>8812943
>no
what guns do you have other than your rifle?
>what
the mere fact that 5.56 and the AR platform are literally everywhere means its silly to not have an SBR or pistol in the platform as a backpack/truck gun
>yes
thats good :)
what optic do you have on your rifle?
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>>8812965
ATF please go

I have plenty of guns but not nearly enough ammo if there is some apocalyptic nuclear war

I would start stockpiling right now but have no money at all

I need to get like generators and solar panels and water purifiers and a bunch of shit dang
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>>8812965
that looks like it'd break your wrist
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>>8812961
We'll have to get you converted then.
I have a portrait of Her Majesty the Queen, by the Grace of God, Elizabeth the Second but I haven't framed it.

>>8812960
Nope
>>
>>8812977
how long is the elann bann
>>
>>8812977
>I'm friends with a French Weeb
why
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>>8812968
>ATF
but AR pistols are legal

>>8812971
its semi auto and the buffer takes the recoil
>>
>>8812962
no u u
>>
>>8812974
I'm an ethnic Catholic, you can't convert me out of that.

Stop denying my heritage, dumb leaf.
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>>8812991
No I think that hurts but the last bill was $69 so that was pretty good
>>
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>>8812985
I suspect that every single "show off your collection" thread on /k/ is made the FBI or ATF to catalouge and track heavily armed individuals to target first for assassinations in the event of civil war

You won't get me mister ATF man I don't have any dogs
>>
>>8812990
o-oh
>>
>>8812985
A SBS would probably be more useful. 12g shells are literally everywhere.
>>
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thank you for the huggs frens
>>
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heyall
how goes it
is everything G
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hugghugg beepbeep
>>
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>>8813007

I'm not ATF :(
>mister
:(
>>
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hey its okay I was going to become dysphoric anyway
>>
Which trips would you smooch?
>>
>>8813018
I laughed like Beevis
>>
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>>8813044
I don't know if you're one of us or a government agent pretending to be a girl to trick me into showing you my guns
>>
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>>8813061
thats fine
>>
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>>8813061
hey natalie why dont you come spend time with me and elanna
hey by the way, do you have an SBR? Bring it if you do but if not don't worry I can get one for you for just $300. Also please bring a few ammocans with you - don't worry about declaring them CBSA doesn't mind
>>
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>>8813061
hey natalie, show me some pictures of all your guns - make you sure get the serial numbers in the shot too, that'll make it extra cute

oh, by the way, how much ammunition do you have and where is it generally stored?
>>
>tfw give up caffeine
>tfw drink lots of green tea
>tfw some fuck here tells me green tea has caffeine in it

If I could get angery I would, but I'm just depressed now.
>>
>>8813057
natalie. she's just so idiosyncratic to any other trip here
>>
>>8813080
green tea has a significantly less amount of caffeine in it than coffeee
>>
>>8813080
It's negligible how much is in there
Better be in bed in four hours, by the way
>>
>>8813031
Hi Smiles!
>>
why do gunfags always think the atf is after them personally
>>
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>>8813067
Sure I keep a hacksaw in my garage and I buy a shotgun every week, saw it down, then resell it

>>8813071
I don't have enough ammo if there is a nuclear war in the US. I hope these inevitable nukes can wait long enough for me to get enough ammo and stuff to survive in like Yukon or something
>>
>>8813086
>>8813092
I still would rather have not been consuming caffeine this whole time.
>>
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>>8813103
Haha oh really that's crazy. Hey, why don't I order 10 of those from you. Is my business deal to have you SAW OFF TEN SHOTGUNS for MONEY agreeable to you, NATALIE? By the way what is your full name and address and number to your local police department.
>>
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>>8813080
just switch over to black tea

on average, it has about the same level of caffeine in it as green tea, but doesn't taste nearly as bad
>>
>>8813108
I'll just try to find something that has no caffeine.
>>
>>8813110
why are you abstaining from caffeine?
>>
>>8813116
Cause it's addictive and bad.
>>
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>>8813106
Sent ;)
>>
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>>8813121
>tfw you just wanted to know if Natalie owned any handguns
>>
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>>8813121
Stupid bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2DrvtWfCqE&t=6s
>>
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>tfw your gf wants to cosplay a boy and be your bf completely for a day
>>
>>8813119
>Cause it's addictive and bad.
don't you get drunk often though?

or have you decided to kick alcohol too?
>>
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>>8813123
I have..

Beretta Px4 Storm Compact in 9mm

Smith and Wesson 686+ with a 4" barrel in .357 magnum and .38 special
>>
>>8813137
you will be fine then
>>
>>8813136
No, I drink when I'm sad, which is all day every day, but I try my very hardest not to be sad.
Like this will be my third night in a row not drinking.
>>
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>>8813143
Not much ammo for both. I'll want something like 50,000 rounds to last a lifetime. Not to mention more for my shotgun and rifles. I'm more concerned about getting away from the nuclear fallout and having basic survival items like a tent, power etc.
>>
>don't have the energy to take a shower
>>
>>8813150
shower, filthy girl
>>
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what do when boys use you and don't actually care I need a hand hold
>>
>>8813145
oh right, it just seems a little strange that you're giving up green tea for health reasons, but are still sticking to getting drunk regularly

you never were the smartest girl though, allie
>>
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>>8813131
>western communities
>>
>>8813159
I-I wanted to join the WSRCMP when I was younger. My dad was in Sarah Becket's procession
>>
>>8813161
That was really sad :/
I used to think about law enforcement but I'm so timid and shy I couldn't see myself as an authority figure. Not a chance.
>>
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Being a cop or detective sounds hecking awesome

Except I'm so weak it's hard to carry grocery bags alone
>>
>>8813157
Caffeine also made my insomnia worse, and I don't want to drink, my life is just shit and I'm alone and have nothing and no one to make me feel better.
Drinking makes me forget that, but I'm trying to stop.
>>
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>>8813210
Things will get better for you eventually
I believe in you
>>
>>8813193
being a cop sucks actually its literally the least cool thing
>>
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I've decided I'm going to get a 2 bedroom apartment

1 bedroom for me

The other bedroom to fill with kimchi and pickles and cheese and other foodstuffs
>>
>>8813210
you should trick someone into being your girlfriend, that might be a better way to cope with the loneliness than looking for it in the bottom of a bottle
>>
New thread
>>8813229
>>8813229
>>8813229
>>8813229
>>8813229
New thread
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>>8813225
this is a solid plan
>>
>>8812291
Vagene never
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