/gaygen/ Gay General: Cats Edition

>>8793487
Cats are faggots, dogs are better

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>tfw no bf

>>8793487
I'm allergic to cats, I hate this thread now. Also >>8793493

>boyfriend cums inside me
>tells me he wants to cuddle
>have to leave to let out bf's load
>come back bf is already asleep

My bf has a big dick so I am usually pretty stretched out when he is done. Is there anything I can do to get my ring to close so I can cuddle without leaking on the bed?

>>8793543
>iktf bro
I usually can't get a date because my job creeps people out.
>what do you do anon? school, work?
>I'm an undertaker. I bury niggas.

Maybe it's just my delivery.

>>8793581
Kegels.

>>8793594
It's probably you. Undertaker isn't creepy. Mortician would be.

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>>8793581
>tfw literally every big dick I've had was people who lived in other countries and we only were together for about a week

A guy I used to hook up with lost a ton of weight. Gave me inspiration to stop being a fat fuck

>>8793688
Ah, guess I'm just creepy then. welp

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>>8793721
Hit the roids and this could be you in 2-3 years.

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>Someone repedatly says no sex on first meetup or date
>Even to me
>Meet up irl
>End up fucking
Every
Time

>tfw effectively two bfs
>can't decide who to dump
>probably have an std and hopefully exactly one of them dumps me

>>8793726
But I don't want to do that. I just want to lose my weight and be a cute twink

>Cat edition
I miss mine

>at uni
>Made some of my first(cute) gay friends today
>They talked about going clubbing, so I gave them my Snapchat
>Both are already trying to hmu and we met 30 minutes ago
Boi, these niggas too thirsty. Im already seeing some people rn, I don't wanna add to the dating pool, I just wanted some friends to go clubbing with.

>>8793487
Don't girls like cats?

>>8793581
>not having your bf eat it out

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>just heard the local pretty manslut got knifed in the face

I think I understand religion now.

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some rly gay shit went down today and i feel obligated to share
>done working out
>in the sauna just minding myself
>that cheeky blonde brat who was with another equally bratty chap goes to shower
now by just looking straight out the sauna you can see the entire shower area
>wtf he brings his towel
>now im clearly not minding my own business
>suddenly all you see out the sauna was his huge pouting butt
>cant help but stare at it bouncing the whole towel as he leaves
>mfw that ass
>mfw saunas give me the moral right to watch ppl shower

>>8794068
that's awful

>>8793778
>repeatedly say condom only
>start fucking
>Me "hey, where's the rubber"
>them "don't worry about it"

>>8793778
Congratulations, you are handsome. The world is your oyster.

>>8794026
Just tell them you are already seeing someone.
They will feel rejected and hate you but they will still probably go clubbing with you.
At the club you can meet some better friends and ghost these twats.

>>8794143
Why have you not reported your rapist to the police?

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>>8793581
Put down a towel before fucking.
Or tell him not to pull out after he cums.
A big dick will stay inside you even after it gets soft and will plug his cum inside you.
Also he will continue spooning you and cuddle you from behind until he falls asleep.
This is what I do with my bf who also has a very large cock.
He falls asleep for about an hour and then wakes up and realizes he is still inside me and starts getting hard again almost immediately, which wakes me up, if I'm not still awake just enjoying the cuddling and warm of this hairy chest on my back.
Then he fucks me again using all his cum as lube.
This is literally how we spend the weekends together, fucking for hours.
It is heaven.

>>8794143
Time to get a biohazzard tattoo.

How are you supposed to get a bf on grindr? Do you just have sex over and over until you're exclusive?

>>8794257
That is so bad for your butthole

>>8794143
Ive actually done it raw with people who wanted to use a rubber.
Super satisfying feeling to nut inside and only then they realize ngl

>>8793928
Keep the weight and get muscle chub status. Easily the hottest status.

>>8794371
All the guys in my area want twinks or The Rock

>>8794361
Unless you live in some third-world hell-hole, in all civilized countries that is considered a form of rape/sexual assault.

>>8794388
Most of the time I 'forget' a rubber and get them to agree to just letting me hotdog them.
After than its usually pretty easy to get them to be so horny that they are fine with barebacking, or you can just sometimes accidently poke your head in, slowly pushing more and more lube in and making them more and more loose, until finally you start inserting half your dick.
At that point its free game.

Of course you can also just damage a dildo beforehand so it snaps mid-sex. Works for me.

>>8794412
>damage a dildo
you mean condom

>>8794347
How is it bad?
It feels amazing

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>>8794388
Fucking without a rubber is rape now?
First-worlders are going crazier by the day.

>>8794461
Unless you and the other guy agree on it it should be.

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>>8794412
how many people have you pozzed?
did any of them ever confront you?

>>8794499
I'm actually clean when it comes to STD stuff.

But probably around 7 now I think. Its a more recent hobby.
One dude took it as me wanting it to be serious, so I got a free ticket to bareback town whenever I was with him. His ass was perfect too. Thicc but started exercising too, so it was all the good ass of being chubby but also firm and proper form. Loved it.

>>8794493
In non-crazy countries it's only illegal if you're poz, and it isn't considered rape.

>>8794528
are you black?
how big is your dick?

>>8794528

>thicc in relation to a man

jesus christ I want to retch just thinking about it

I'm a bottom and my top weight was 80kg at 180cm height jesus christ if you even think of a guy as thicc you're seriously deranged

we're fags for a reason we like the male body

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>>8794412
>>8794528
I need to be barebacked, Sir!

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>>8793581
>tfw no qt bf to dump loads in and cuddle

>>8793726
I wanna be like this and have a small twink bf
>don't wanna do roids though

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>>8794696
>I wanna be like this and have a small twink bf
>don't wanna do roids though
I'm going on my first cycle in about 2 weeks.
Excited as fuck

>>8793726
You should be able to reach that natty in 2-3 years.

>>8794780
This is actually only 1 year of going to the gym on roids. i.e. 3 cycles.

>>8794785
Never was a fan of juicing I don't do it. Would rather eat right an lift regularly and let it happen naturally. You also keep your gains longer if you have to stop lifting for a while.

>>8794793
1. You don't lose gains faster when you stop being on gear. Maybe if you reach the inhumane tier then yes, you might visible lose them faster, but that is only after a decade or more of inhumane dosage
2. You also have to eat right and lift regularly on steroids. You just get a +XX% on gains.

>>8794795
Well that is nice then, what about demeanor are the cliches true about roid rage? Or is that again for the guys who are on that stuff for a very long time?

>>8794798
It's a huge meme.
No significant increase in aggression has been found. Especially not of any sudden 'hulk smash' instant rage.

The usual theory behind roid rage, is mostly due to the generally hyper-masculine and narcissistic prevalence in steroid users. I.e. the people that beat up people to show how alpha they are, are more likely to use steroids. If you feel me.

>>8794078

Oatmeal pls.

>>8794809
What about excessive back acne?

>>8794893
Can happen, but only while you are on it.

>>8794798
Roid rage is a meme. Except maybe on Tren.

>>8794893
Back happens. Usually worse overalls when your hormones shift, ie going on our coming off. It's also good to pin smaller doses frequently, to keep hormone levels as stable as possible.

>Tfw currently natty.
Life is suffering.

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I love kitties.

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do you guys like my cats? they're not fucking, just cuddling

>>8795461
Yes. They're super cute.

>>8795486
I haven't seen the one on top for 10 months though

>go on a date with a guy
>get there, he has the most intense resting face looks like he'd kill me
>hes actually the sweetest
fug here i go agen

>>8795490
Why?

>>8795521
I wish I knew, I want nothing more than him to come back

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>>8795461
Your cats are really cute, I had a cat of the same breed growing up, he was my best friend.

He didn't like anyone and would rather be left alone, my parents only bought him so he would kill rats and mice. He loved me though, and every night he'd climb up onto my bed and sleep at the foot of it.

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I feel sad. The cure has always been anger.

How can I be angry at humanity more often? Especially men. Its enough to wish I was straight so I could separate the two. It sucks being attracted to men while being a misanthrope. Conflicting.

I need a punching bag. With some faces on it. Thats a great idea.

Thanks, gaygen. Now Im good and pissed. I feel better already.

>>8795525
I'm sorry.

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>>8795645
Thanks, man. We got this autistic little bugger to keep his sister company. She's the cutest thing ever.

>>8795696
hopefully she doesn't runaway from the abusive home like the one she's replacing did

>>8795701
Totally agree with the sentiment. But there's no abuse going on, don't know why you'd think that.

>>8795599
Whenever you're not angry, just remember how small your penis is.

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me at the B ottom

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This is my cat he shouldn't have scratched that scab

>Be ethnic guy with a loving heart and good looks
>Receive a lot of messages from eurobois but they only want to sex me
>No lovey
>No dovey

What do

>>8794857
Nah man make your own oatmeal

>>8795696
Aww, so cute.

>>8795696
Also, you're welcome.

>>8795792
your cat looks like a faggot

>me and my cute twink bf want a threesome
>everyone on grindr backs out/thinks it's weird
anyways

>>8796268
Are you also a cute twink?
I know that if I was chatting to a hot muscle bear and he wanted me to fuck his twink I'd be like 'nah I'm not into twinks I'm into bears you idiot'.
Maybe think about that.

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>>8794257
>tfw no bf to put cuddle with my penis inside them.

>>8796268
>>everyone on grindr backs out/thinks it's weird
hope for humanity restored

>>8796565

I love how fags here will make assumptions on 0.03% information, race to conjecture, and conclude with some presumption just so they can invent some premise in their head to justify lecturing others as if they know wtf they are talking about and have some authority.

Thank god those suicide rates are up. Maybe its natures answer to the defeat of AIDS as a way of keeping you creeps from spreading your contamination. Not gays, just socially maladjusted freaks like you whose social skills dont even allow you to scroll past a few words of greentext on the internet without announcing what a warped weirdo you are to everyone present. What a vile, loathsome and wretched effect you must have on others around you.

>>8796619

Fuck this faggoty thread. Suddenly a lot of prudes and losers jump in to make judgement on the shit they cant do and instead maunder on about cats and being fat like a bunch of withered old women.

>>8796626
>just socially maladjusted freaks like you whose social skills dont even allow you to scroll past a few words of greentext
pretty ironic considering you didn't even read my post apparently lmao

>>8796603
:3
are you tall i can only be submissive if you're taller than me

>>8796673
t.7'0 ft yeti
Only tall people say this

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>>8796692
>yfw im a 5'11" manlet

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Been using Grindr for like 6 months, still haven't even been close to meeting anyone from it. Apparently everyone on here is a slut but no one seems to be fucking interested. I'm not really looking for casual sex, I'm talking to guys that say they just want to chat but even they aren't fucking Interested.

Am I too autistic or something? I'm not ugly (have been told I'm good looking even) but maybe I'm just too straight-acting for anyone there, can't get along with anyone.

What do you think gayfriends?

>>8796828
Are you a tall white guy, a cute white/asian twink or a white bear? Because you're not gonna get anywhere without being any of those unless you're exceptionally good looking.

Who's a more desired bottom for gay men, twinkish, or jockish types?

>>8796828
i think you are using the wrong tool. Grindr is for one night stands ony buddy, try tinder, most of guys on there ae looking for dates as well

>tfw working on sealing the deal with a 8.5 inch monster that is thicc as a forearm
If I get him to fuck me Ill be so happy.
Best case will be it'll be a fuckbuddy relationship instead of a one off.

>>8794443
>things that feel good cant hurt you
>smoking destroys your lungs
>alcohol destroys your liver
>weed destroys your brain
>junk food rots your teeth and makes you fat
>drinking too much of your favorite juice dyes your piss
>speeding gets you a ticket
>stealing gets you arrested
>murder gets you jailtime
Etc

>>8796842
I'm a tall white guy. Facially I'm fine, above average I'd say. I've been close to hook-ups but there's always been something off about the guy. Like this one really qt think was determined to have sex in his car. I even had a free house but he insisted we went into his car. Honestly creepy. Closest I've gotten. I think I creep people out somehow.

>>8796867
I don't have fb so that isn't an option.. POF is awful. I found one decent looking guy but the conversation was so awful and exhausting.

>>8793581
Not have him pull out.

>>8796858
It'd feel wrong fucking some masc dude. I wouldn't want to bottom for them either. I find them hot but I can't imagine sex with them. Twinks it is I guess.

>>8796883
That didn't answer his question.

>>8796858
twinks are unattractive and overrated garbage

>>8796889
>tfw pof only site i use
>mostly fats and uggos

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>>8796629
>>8796626

Gaygen has been like this from the start dudes. Guys to ugly and to socially retarded that can't even get laid using grindr.

>>8796892
>I find them hot but I can't imagine sex with them.
I think you need to work on your imagination.

>>8796867
Naw. I've been in two long term relationships from Grindr and had options for way more.

Sex is a good ice breaker.

>>8796098
well his owner's on gaygen so it's no surprise really

>>8796828
>straight-acting
no one wants to love someone who doesn't love themself

>>8796858
Twinks are skinny and have no ass. Gross to top imo.

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>>8797228
They can have pretty nice asses if they squat

>>8795461
Would pet/10

>>8796702
Thats average and even higher in many countries
You wont hear this meme anywhere around normie gay people
>inb4 butthurt manlet detected

>>8793581
Just leak cum in the bed over your bf's belly and the sheets. Legit who gives a shit, dumbass?

>>8797219
>not being a femslut is bad and shows self hatred
Faggot detected.

>>8797105
>two long term relationships
>two
>long term relationships
>two of them
Do... do you see what's wrong here?

>>8797350
Sometimes the heat wants things that aren't good for you like narcissistic alcoholics. My lack of good decision making doesn't invalidate the point that you can find more than one night stands on Grindr.

Unless you're extra unlikable you should be able to at least achieve fwb.

>>8797309
>This is what sub 6' people actually believe

>>8797362
>heat
Heart

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>>8796867
Jocks, obviously.
Hence why so many gay men spend so much time in the gym, the vast majority of tops want to fuck a toned bubble butt. And as fucked up as it is, on a straight guy, hence the "masc" bullshit.
I'm a top, I ignore twinks and skinny guys on Grindr.
I do however think twunks are hot.

>>8797437
This.
I'm a skinnyboy and want a better ass.
My ex-bf who went to the gym for about 2 years had a way better ass.

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>>8797538
Pretty much this. I think a lot if the masc thing has more to do with wanting fit guys than actually wanting exclusively masculine acting guys.

It's just there's a strong connection between fitness and masculinity in our culture.

Fit guys are the best. Nothing is better than looking down on a nice v tappered back leading to a bubble butt.

>>8797543
Squats lunges hipthrusts

>>8797569
I just keep a normal 5x5 routine.
It includes squats every time

>>8797566
>>8797543
Pretty much the only guys in twinks are paedophiles who would rather be fucking a 14 year old but settle for a 20 year old.
The same with straight guys who hunt little Asian women, they'd rather be fucking a child.
Whereas most straight guys want a big titted, big assed curvy woman.
Us gay guys are the same, we want curvy men.

>>8797610
I actually had sex when I was 14.
Was pretty great ngl.

Can a person who is 6'5'' tall be a twink?

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>>8797571
Decisively good for overall fitness. But since guys want to get a bubble butt while starting twink mode.

>>8797610
Twibks can be fun sometimes to. I like the size difference. Fucking a guy who's literally half the size can be hot.

>>8797707
Probably not. Bulk into twunk mode.

>>8797707
You could go for the twink/twunk look if you can pull it off body-wise but I think 6'5 is too tall to be considered a true twink.

>>8797721
>>8797715
>>8797707
What about 5'11.5''?

>>8797710
I fucked a twunk who was very short. It reminded me how much better it is fucking a short guy.
But he has a nice athletic toned body. I am not sexually attracted to thin men, so if you're skinny or twinkish, my dick's not going near you.
Unless you pay me or give me lots of drugs.

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My hair looks like this. How do I make it look good?

>>8797748
Your hair doesn't look like that, because his looks good.

>>8797748
That's not necessarily a bad look unless you are leaving it nasty, unwashed and greasy. If you're looking for a new style a classic crew cut is probably the most reliably attractive unless you have a weird shaped head or something.

>>8797736
That is acceptable, though probably pushing the taller end

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Sup fags

>>8797742
Short bottoms are the best. Guys that are 5'5" or less and for make my dick diamonds. Makes me wish I was taller, having a foot or more difference is amazing. Not a lot of cute 5'3" guys though.

>>8797751
shaggy hair looks like shit
>>8797759
I just don't like how it looks on me, but I don't know any decent hair styles either

>>8797823
That's always the risk when trying new hairstyles. Pretty sure there's a website or an app somewhere where you can upload a pic and see how different styles might look.

>>8797808
I thought you were killed at some kind of really or maybe a viet ladyboy had harvested your enlarged organs

>>8797808
Hi.

>>8797906
>lady boy

Never believe anything you hear unless it's from me and you see my trip code honey.

>>8797921

Hey Justin, how have you been??

digits decides how i throw away my boy underwear.

>>8797951

Send the to a random gaygenner (not me)

>>8797951
Put them on your neighbor's doorknob

Discord and the tranny jannies really did off this place huh??

>>8797976
dont know but i'm moving into cis and les gen because mtfg is owned by a shit spewing diaper poster and generalized lame discussion compared to other generals.
hallo.

>>8797991

Horrible.

I am more like a dominant personn irl, pretty alpha, not impressed by the first chad i see, so i can't get why i'm such a sub when it comes to sex. Am i the only one feeling this way?

>>8798001

A lot of hyper masc guys are like you. It's pretty normal actually.

>>8798001
because sex is a mental release from stress we encounter in life. maybe youre a boss or manager?

>>8797976
circe and slutboi did this place in. We haven't recovered since their shit

>>8797921
hey justin's back :)

>>8797976
myeah

>>8798028

And the funny thing is they are allowed in the discord.

>>8798026
not really, i'm studying law,but it's true that i like being in charge irl
>>8798009
I'm not really masc either, just a twink(ish) boy

Thank you anyway, i feel less like a degenarate

>>8797820
I don't think they're the best. I have a preference for tall guys when it comes to looks, even when they're slim they have thicker bodies than guys who are short AND slim.
But it is a lot easier to fuck a short guy, making it better I suppose.
5'5 is literally a midget, I wouldn't go there.
No such thing as a hot featherweight boxer or a horse jockey.

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>>8798117
search for Jordi el Niño Polla
he is smol but super hot top
pic related

>>8798110

you can be dominant on the outside and be a sub on the inside it doesn't really matter what body type you have honestly. the reverse is also true.

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>>8798159
Bitch why you gotta lie
A twink cannot inherently alpha or dominant

>>8798247
But they can fuck your tight ass into ecstasy

>>8797259
Yes but generally they're lazy and vapid and don't put the effort in. Just want to lie there and get fucked and whimper.

>>8797346
Mate anyone who identifies as straight acting is legit fucked in the head and will probably kill you in shame after cumming. Every self respecting gay, fem or not, knows "straight acting" as a serious red flag.

>>8798247

it sounds to me like you have some internalized homophobia issues going on and that you need to stop being so heteronormative.

>>8798145
>Jordi el Niño Polla
There is literally nothing about him that is remotely attractive. I am a top, I'm not interested in other tops.

>8798263
Does anyone under 40 even use the term straight acting?

>>8798270
He was referring to himself as a boy, not a man. that speaks volumes

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>>8798263
>"straight acting" as a serious red flag
>>8798295
I think they use Masc4Masc now and, no, it isn't a red flag.
It just means they aren't a screaming queen.
Most gays prefer men who act like men.

>>8798359
*Tips baseball cap and padlock necklace

>>8798372
*adjusts rainbow stockings and choker

>>8798045
Well I only lurk and post as anon now and Circe is dating a ftm or something like that. Idk I haven't talked to him in a while. I'm surprised people still remember me.

>>8798117
Small guys are cute. It's only understand not liking short guys is you were a bottom.

>>8798254
Yeah I definitely agree. I think it has to do with how easy it is to get sex as a gay dude. If you're a 7+ you can literally have all the attractive dick/ass you can make time for.
>get fucked and whimper
Nothing wrong with that. I like fucking dudes so well that they can't do anything but whimper. Not everyone can be a power bottom,and it takes a special kind of slut to power bottom for a big dick.

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>>8798396
Forgot pic

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>tfw you find an actually good gay tv show

>>8798415
I watched up until his grandma died.

>>8798422

well fuck you for telling me that

>>8798415
It looked terrible to me. What makes it good?

>>8798415
<On 2 February 2017 Josh Thomas announced on social media that season 4 was the last, stating that "we are really happy with what we've made and feel like it is complete"
:(

>>8798422
shoulda kept going anon

>>8798426
looks ≠ is

>>8798359
I prefer screaming queens to mascfags.
I mean I just prefer guys who don't fit either definition, but the queens > the insecure self loathers
I think masc is an American thing anyway, you don't really see it over here.

>>8798400
That pic just proves my point. The short guy just looks small and unattractive.
The tall guy looks big, like he has a big juicy ass and thick thighs.
Also, the short guy is a bad example of an attractive short guy since he's ugly as all fuck and has an off coloured arse hole.

I do agree though, I can't stand power bottoms.

How many people here have ever actually met someone who's gay?

>>8798437
What made it good though?

>>8798426

reasonably funny, the character's a normal, the love stuff manages not to be cringy, no one gets aids, no one is a depressed piece of shit who kills themselves, etc

Its amazing how terrible most gay shows are

>>8798483
Gay people are gross who would do that

Remember your place in the gay world

>masc body fem soul
Epitome of gay manhood. Husbands and vanguards of our people
>masc body masc soul
Disposable foot soldiers. Dissociate if able
>fem body fem soul
The jesters. Our PR basically.
>fem body masc soul
Why even

>>8796626
Woah there bic boi

>want meaningless hookups
>jack off
>want monogamous bf
>look for one until I get horny again
>repeat
How do I break the cycle, preferably in favour of the more sustainable, long term, and STD free option.

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>>8798568
>Disposable foot soldiers. Dissociate if able
well fuck you too

>>8798568
Wrong

>fem soul
Trash it
>masc soul
Trash it
>normal, healthy human balance of masc and fem attributes in a roughly 4:1 masc:fem ratio
Keep it. Body types are up to your personal preference.

>>8798568
Can't disagree. Would put fem fem above masc masc though.

>>8798720
It's fine. They're just mad that we aren't a laughing stock and have nicer, more agreeable personalities.

>>8797947
I'm okay. How are you?

>>8798029
:)

>>8798483
I did.
They didn't know though.

>>8798820
Same. It was depressing

Which one of you is looking for LTR?

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>tfw can browse masseurs in my city before I book them
>tfw want to book this qt but he's too expensive

>>8795461
Are they assholes like my cat?

How do I learn to top? My dick just goes soft when I fuck a guy.

>>8798974
I want one of those.
Where do I find one of those? Those seem hard to find!

>>8798490
gays are too used to being bummed out

>>8798977
>that thing
>too expensive
um

>>8798995
Your dick won't be rock hard the entire time in most cases.
But if you just don't derive any pleasure, find another bottom or realize the top life isn't for you babe

>>8798483
Knew a camp kid that was out in Elementary School

>>8798415
Will & Grace was and still is the only good gay tv show.

>>8799009
>he doesn't long for a straight man touching his naked body

>>8799009
I want to bf this guy but he claims to be a sub btm (like me).
Being gay is so difficult. You find a total hotty who's into you too and of course you're not sexually compatible.
Just kill me.

>>8799031
>that thing
>straight man
where da receipts

>>8799032
two btms can be in a nice relationship
i mean even if you don't do wild shit like find a top every blue moon or ride a double ended dildo together, you can take turns fucking each other, and you can both experiment completely
ya both like things up yer bums, it ain't rocket science to figure some shit out babe
but if neither of you want to budge, then cest la vie

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>>8793487
I need advice

>Yesterday.
>feeling curious bc trap threads got to me.
>watch trap vids.
>domination mostly since it's my fetish
>eventually realize one of the "traps" i was fapping to was litteraly just an afeminate dude with panties on.
>no tit job, no hormones, nothing.
>think about finding me a twink like that
>go into gay chat
>find guy, 18yr old
>i'm 24
>he's into being dominated
>we start sexting
>calls me daddy, begs for my cum up his ass, likes being called whore, slut, fuck toy
>i'm diamonds when he talks like that
>i'm floppy for the rest of it
>eventually, with great effort, cum
>realize i've been assuming he was a twink
>we trade pics
>he's a bit afeminate but still too manly to be a twink or for me to ingore the dick
>he likes me
>wants to meet

I don't want to hurt this guy's feelings, he's sweet and young i don't want him to become bitter

>don't text him today
>got text from him

I haven't even opened it, i don't want him to know i'm deliberately taking a lot to answer.

What do?

>>8796858

Personally I'm more attracted to fem and twinkish dudes but prefer to top the more 'ordinary guy' type of man because I get off on the power dynamic.

>>8799052
This is why you always ask for pics first. Your options are
>tell the truth
>lie (say your ex wants to get back together or something)
>ghost him
I'd probably do the third option personally but I'm kind of a dick

>>8799129
The reason i posted is bc my first incstinct was to ghost him, but i really dont want to hurt him.

Plus he's got some sensitive pics of me now, i don't think well when i'm horny. If he gets pissed off he could get them out there which terrifies me.

>>8799129
ghosting is fulfilling
>>8799139
lmao he has your dick pics w/ your face in them but you didn't even know what he looked like?
amazing

>>8799157
It was ant-the-same-time kind of thing, plus i was horny so i didn't even think it would matter that much.

>>8799170
Just lie to him then, he's a baby gay, probably won't even realize he's being lied to

>>8799186
I'm sorry, i'm pretty autistic. What should i tell him exactly?

>>8799170
compliment him and then fake a suicide/moving/etcetcetc
make it dramatic as hell bitch
freedom
i told some dude i was going to kill myself and then a week later when he spammed my phone with texts i replied pretending it was my mom confirming my death

>>8799201
Holy shit kek. I don't think i'm gonna go that far, but i will take the advice.

>>8799208
if he's got your nudes, really just make him guilty for owning them before you disconnect without being obvious about it, and suicide in my case was fastest route

>>8799225
>make him guilty for owning them
How could one do that?

>>8799232
get creative babe, your slick tongue got you into this situation and it'll get you out
as long as you avoid making him mad, you win, as soon as he's angry he'll revenge post that shit

>>8799191
Say you're just coming out of a relationship and not ready to see other people yet. If he asks about last night just apologize for misleading him and say you were horny.

>>8799191

I think you're overthinking this, just tell him you're not really so certain about being gay or doing things with another man, that you let your horniness get the best of you the other night.

>>8799252
That is exactly how i feel, thanks for articulating it properly for me. I think that's exactly what i'll tell him. Thanks

>>8799270

Yeah just be honest with him, tell him it's not him you're just not sure about doing anything with a guy yet.

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I think I know what my problem is when it comes to Grindr. I'm shit at talking to guys ONLINE. I am very successful when I meet guys in person. Online I am so fucking terrible. What do? It's hard for me to meet guys because I'm bi and girls find that unattractive so coming out is tricky for me.

I also don't just want a simple hook-up. I really enjoy having fuck buddies, someone you get along with but also fuck. I haven't found a homo who fits this category.

What Do?

Why does every guy I meet say they want a relationship but then all they really want to do is fuck?

>>8799314
Because that's a kind of relationship.

>>8799314
Most people want both and they are less picky about who they fuck than who they have a relationship with.
Maybe you are fuckable but you aren't relationship material.

>>8799330
This but with a "to them." at the end.

>>8799330
This but with a 'objectively, to everyone' at the end.

>porn studio named breedmeraw
>doesn't do internal cumshots
explain?

>>8799404
the cum shot is the money shot.
it is what most people look for when they look for porn.
if you hide that inside someone's ass then there is no visible cum shot.
it isn't difficult to understand.

>>8799435
thing is most studios have realized the demand for internal cumshots recently, it's more and more common.

you still get the visible money shot from the bottom, AND if the cameraman is good a nice view from below of the dick visibly pumping in cum into the bottom, to later have it dribble out.

>tfw you find a studio with pretty much only internals

>>8799454

>tfw love cumming inside the bf and watching it drip out

>>8799454
>tfw you find a studio with pretty much only internals

tfw you are too selfish to share the name of the studio with others
why even live?

>>8799470
>tfw bf came out as asexual and want to do nothing but jerk off and oral with me
>tfw was too much of a chore to find a bf and he's decent by other means
>tfw I'll never ever ever become beargnant
>>8799475
jason sparks live. I heard of it before but thought never thought it was this good. guys are okayish too.
remember to torrent them in high quality because penis contractions are difficult to spot with streaming and visual artifacts

So what are you guys been up to lately? I figure I talk to you guys on here.

Oh yea... I forgot this place dies at a certain time.

>>8799303
Try using an app that has a friends or LTR filter

>>8799733
those filters are just code for ugly

>>8799633

School, wiping to OS3 in FFXIV because my static has a shit healer

>>8799303
Just stick with meeting people in real life.
Apps are for sluts.

>>8799633
Doing a CompSci degree program. Applying to jobs like a madman.

>tfw no bf

if any of you are unable to share this feel then gtfo, you don't belong here

ANUS BLEEDS AFTER ANAL SEX?!?!?!?!?!?!
wtf

>>8793487
>Cats
Cats are literally the future of gay relationships.

>>8794094
Sounds pretty nice to me.

>>8799783

I dunno I think your area just sucks or you're ugly

>>8795490
Your cat is dead because you were a bad person. Hope you're happy. He most likely got run over by a car.

>>8799840

this place is to dead for anyone to even say these kinds of things anymore, go to the discord group and spout that bull crap.

>>8799778

I haven't even done Omega savage stuff yet.

>>8799802

Oh nice, I'm trying to go to college I'm applying for all kinds of government grants and scholarships and stuff so I don't have to pay much for college.

So for the past year and a half I've been dating this guy who is a lot more attractive than me and imo way out of my league. I don't know what he saw in me in the first place because honestly I think I'm quite ugly while he's objectively good looking. He's had plenty of girlfriends and hooked up with quite a few guys while I was practically a virgin when we met.

Although I love him a lot I've always had feelings of inferiority around him and I've obsessed over every single flaw on my body. I've always tried to supress these thoughts and I've been keeping them to myself because I didn't want to ruin such a great relationship.

Last week though we had a pretty big fight and he got mad and made horrible, vile comments about my looks like a completely immature dumbass. He'd never done anything like that.
We didn't talk for an entire day and then afterwards he started acting normally again, without even hinting at an apology. I haven't been able to talk to him properly though and I'm not really sure what to do about the situation.

I love him a lot but he hurt me very badly and even if he apologizes, I don't think I will be able to feel comfortable around him ever again. I already had shit self-esteem and felt awkward being with someone who's a lot more attractive than me, and now these feelings have been magnified to the point where I can't look at myself in the mirror right now.

His comments were very mean. This is clearly how he sees me. I just don't understand why he sticks around.

people hate what they love. that's why they're angry.

>>8800082
He sticks around because he's using you for something, like all faggots do.

>>8800109
I used to think that as well, but couldn't come up with anything I might be useful for.

Anyway, I think I'm breaking up with him. I'm going to suffer horribly and try to kill myself, but I don't think I can be with him anymore.
Shit, I just remembered we have a trip to Argentina planned for January. Already bought our plane tickets and shit. Sucks.

>>8800128

just break up and find someone who actually is attracted to you

>>8800082
This is why you either ignore people until they give up making contact or you treat them like absolute horse shit until it's unbearable.
Push them away before they get rid of you.
Best way to live.
GUARD YOUR HEART!

>>8800167
go back to alcohol and get out of the dating pool. change your meds.

I lost my virginity and had dick for the first time from my bf

Holy shit it was sore at first but once you get past that it's heaven

He came inside me!

>>8800178
I barely drink.
I'm not in the dating pool, I'm in the random hook up pool. The problem is a lot of men seem incapable of just random fucking hook ups and want to drag you into a relationship with them.
I am happy to be alone forever, I like my own company.
So fuck off.

>>8797610
I'm dating a 5'5 twunk/hairless asian guy (he's 28 with bubble butt): a-am I paedo???

Any cute femboys looking for an actual relationship? I'm a 6'2", 22 year old, white male from Nevada who's interested in something genuine. If you are, my discord is r9kguy#3005

I HATE THE STUPID GRINDR WHORES REEE

I WANT TO GO JEFFERY DAHMER ON ALL OF THEM

>>8797610
Gr8 b8 m8

>wake up yesterday morning with one ball double-sized, swollen & hard
>no pain tho
...I should see a doctor ASAP, r-right?
what's your guess /gaygen/: STI (new bf for a month)? cancer?

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How do you guys keep your dick and asses smooth?
Whenever I shave I get stubble just hours afterwards.

I come to this shitty board every day and all I ever do is hide all the tranny and lezzie threads. You faggots aren't worth this much effort.

>>8801034
>thread watcher
>filtering
thx me later, lazyfag

>>8800128
Who pays for everything? Even if it's not you and you split costs, it could just be as simple as being cheaper to live with someone else.

>>8800545
>femboys
Fuck off, failed str8

I've got a date tonight maybe. I hope he likes me

Who else /verse master race/ here?

Doesn't it feel good to be the master of both scrub tops and slut bottoms?

Can I get an idiots guide to douching and getting clean for anal? I just use a soapy finger but sometimes I don't feel entirely clean down there and get paranoid. Can't count the number of times I've bailed on sex because of that

>>8801324
but who will love all these lonely shy femboys lost in their animu fantaisies? Only ""straight"" guys can saves them from solitude and a sad trap/tranny destiny

>>8801590
>be me fingering bf
>smells poop
>butt is ""full""
>whatever, I'm horny & fuck bf
being clean is overrated desu

Why can't I have a bf like the character in this movie?

I'd give him the help he needs in ten seconds flat.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df0TQJBkPP4

>>8801590
https://howtocleanyourass.wordpress.com/

>>8801531
Verse is shit.
>Hurr Durr you're not truegay unless you like to fuck ass AND get dicks in your butt.

>>8802127
>Hurr Durr I'm not like those degenerate faggots who enjoy having faggot sex, plz b muh cuddlefwend st8 senpai.

>>8799201
Bruh

>>8799303
>someone you get along with but also fuck
Sounds like you want a bf. Lie and tell them you're straight though. Gays reject bi men.

>>8802222

more like

>Hurr Durr I have a sexuality that is practically a social disability and half the world hates me for and I'm not going to take full advantage of it

>>8799303
I'm kinda the opposite desu. I'm only able to approach guys in person if it's situational, I've had some liquid courage, or I tell myself he's straight so I act like nothing could come of it.

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>>8802319

Hmm. I dont think sexuality is a governing aspect. Its not like gays *cant8 pursue females, they just choose not to. Its not like its compulsive or anything. Heteros have to manage their attractions too. Heterosexuality, at least in previous generations, pretty much is all about personal discipline with all the rules they have.

>>8802322

I tell myself he's straight so I act like nothing could come of it.

Curious. How does that work?

For me, its all about flirting. I love to flirt, even when I have no expectation (or even wish) for it to follow through to some end.

I guess I just like boosting men's confidence. Insecure straights, for example, may be flustered by a guy dropping hints. And of course there are heteroflexibles who prefer pussy but aren't so uptight that they would pass up an easy no-strings bj.

But many are secure enough that its an ego boost to know that at least a femmy fag appreciates the effort they put in to be appealing, or are just innately appealing. Gives them confidence, boosts their hope that if a femmy fag appreciates them, maybe theres girls that do too.

>>8802491
As a straight guy, I find it off-putting when a femmy fag flirts with me, not ego-boosting.
I'm thinking "Jesus, do I look gay today or something? Why does this faggot think he can come on to me?"
You're lucky nobody has beat the shit out of you yet.

>first sex, hand holding, kiss, and all other milestones achieved with men.
>delivered by c section, never touched a vagina
>mom was sick, couldn't get breast fed
Who else is Diamond Club gay?

I have the option to not be gay. Should I take it?

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>>8802558
No such thing.

Go put on a dress and show for dollars. This is your life now.

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>>8802509

Right. I covered that scenario too. Perhaps you just didn't like the way I put it.

Also, welcome to /lgbt/ /gaygen/ in case you wanted to claim you got lost on your way to /s/.

And thank you for taking the time to notify one anonymous faggot online what your reaction to his post is about a homo flirting, since you weren't able to detect a clear reference to your type in the post. I am happy to indulge you in the notion that you are letting us know because The Internet solicited your view, and not for any other internally motivated reason

>>8802558
Yes

>>8802509
>as a straight guy

What are you doing in this general you closet case

>>8802491
>Curious. How does that work?

You just act like bros with him, be friendly, find some common ground.

It's easy for me because i'm not very flaming.

This method also has a high rate of false positives because you end up just getting friendly with actual straight guys 90% of the time because those kinds of gays are unicorns.

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>>8802509
>As a straight guy
NOBODY CARES GET IN THE OVEN

>>8802605
Or should I just take some cock?

>>8802853
Yes

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This maundering about no bf now bores me.

By contrast, I am now interested in gay food. But I'll be damned if I am going to drag my hand off the keyboard just to reach over for the mouse to scroll all the way down to click /ck/. Its my evening off, dammit. Im not doing all that work for free.

Hence, the remainder of the thread is now gay food.

Take for example these delicious Belgian waffles with strawberries, whipped cream and chocolate syrum nomnomnom

I dont know if I could eat the gay away, but Im pretty sure it would slow down my sex life. Which means bringing to a complete stop, I guess. I believe if I can commit myself to obesity, I will be too fat to get laid, and then without sex with men, no one can accuse me of being gay.

I agree, I'm quite clever. Screw aversion therapy. Just imagine the changes I could make in peoples lives with Belgian waffles as motivation. I pose that it is possible to get people to quit smoking, stop drinking and achieve success just by presenting them with a choice between bad decisions or tasty Belgian waffles.

brb off to write my best seller self help book

but what to call it

"Put Down those Cigarettes and Pick Up that Fork!"

Why, I could be the next Tony Robbins, if I may say so.

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>>8802999

>tfw no bf

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>>8802999

>tfw no feeling bf

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>>8802999
You can't escape the feels

I'll be your bf

I'm so straight acting I don't even have gay sex because that would be too flaming and other straight acting guys wouldn't be into me.

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>>8803007
>>8803021
>>8803027

Thank you for the great feel pics.

<3

>>8795745
This looks vaguely like funhaus

>>8803514
I'm so straight acting, I don't even masturbate, because I would be touching a dick, and that's gay.

Do any of you guys feel bad for straight guys?

Whenever see all the bullshit from women that my friends put up with just for pussy I have to pity them.

The best part about being gay is never having to put up with dumb cunts. Men are just so much better.

>>8804911
there's dumb cunts that are men too, sis

>>8804911
If you want access to my ass you better treat me like fucking royalty. I'm practically a 10 and deserve everything I want or need and once you've accomplished that I'll consider sitting on your penis but only with a condom and clothes on, on a plastic covered bed

>>8804911
>being gay is never having to put up with dumb cunts
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *take a deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
good one anon ;)

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>>8804911

Constantly. Most of my sexual history is with guys who prefer women. I think a lot of gays fetishize straight guys for some reason. Gay or straight, its just generally a bad approach to treat whoever youre takin care of as a thing, a sex object.

A guy might say he likes that to distance himself emotionally. Some like empathy just to ignore it & feel more in control. But... you might be surprised how many hard-ass straight guys really, really just want to feel cared for & appreciated and respect as both men and just people. But the whole 'manhood' role prevents them from outright expressing it. They dont like feeling vulnerable and are conditioned, as males, to discipline any feelings that compromise an appearance of strength.

Men as creatures are not complicated at all, but the individual person can be. And admittedly, that degree of psychological tension can be dangerous for gays, because to them, using a fag can seem like abandoning their standards & stands to lower their self esteem & image. Youre luckier if you offer empathy & have it rejected than if they actually catch feelings from it, because it can fuck with their head internally if they feel what theyve been missing from females for so long sometimes is coming from a male. They will even get angry with you for doing exactly what they told you to do, happens all the time. Whether its females or fags, the psyche we call male is innately constructed to feel some contempt for whatever they dominate.

Feminists & many gays dont get that. Its just a fact of nature that to get real men, we have to put up with some shit, or compromise with a less assertive male.

My advice, if youre in that situation, is to offer however much empathy seems appropriate, have your fun, then make them feel appreciated after but get some distance fast. Because the longer you are in their orbit, the more they are reminded & start having head trips, so give them space.

tl;dr- Men want whores who care so they dont have to.

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>>8805112

>>8804911
>Do any of you guys feel bad for straight guys?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anon, they wanted to be straight, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash.

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>>8805117
I feel sorry for you.

>>8805182

But I'm anonymous, and you're the one who felt you had to announce your feelings about it

Let that sink in.


>I doubt it ever will.

Thanks for the empathy.

Chump.

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>>8805195
But for real tho. You seem bitter and I feel sorry for you.

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>>8805209

How many (You)s does it honestly take to get you to stop treating the internet like a teddy bear that you open up to when you're lonely.

There's a door in your house somewhere that leads outside. Open it and breathe. Trust me sweet-stuff, you'll feel better. Im nearly out of fucks to give, and its nothing personal.

If you honestly wanted to chat, you'd post something more trenchant about your perspective. As it is, Im out of time and youre just shitposting, swinging in the dark hoping to hurt some anonymous guy online when all youre succeeding at is annoyance.

Funny pic though.

>>8801736
He's a big guy

New thread : >>8805305
>>8805305
>>8805305
>>8805305
>>8805305

>>8800909
(update)
well, I saw 2 doctors yesterday: they're 80% sure it's testicule cancer until I check an urologist…
bf comforted me by blowing me twice in the day but I'm a bit down nonetheless haha