/mtfg/ MiliTant FauxGirls

>>8773191
b-but d-do you l-like me?

this is now a transbian thread
men lovers not welcome

>>8773185
>NEW GUIDES • Mannerism help
>Ask an Autistic

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Stop wanting sex or relationships

>>8773197
:(

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>>8773197
you didn't need to point out that it was a transbian thread
>made before image limit
>anime
>guns
>autism

>>8773197
>transbian thread
Straight males have every other board besides /lgbt/ you know that right?

>>8773199
relationships make you feel loved and wanted though, you don't even have to have sex in them if you don't want to

dumb natalie

>>8773197
what if i like both?

>>8773191
To experience Faye requieres knowledge and acceptance and love.

You may experience Faye as girl or boy but that is superficial.

But once you have awakened to true Faye is like experiencing the creation of love itself.

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>>8773196
Yes dummy, hooooonestly.

>>8773208
then you're acceptable only after faye joins in, because then things just get confusing

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>>8773207
Love doesn't exist
If you want to feel wanted go to a bank

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>>8773197
Oh cool.

>>8773209
You're strange senpai.

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Do you think, maybe, I wasn't meant to be really happy?
That I exist to be that bizzare friend that makes you smile, that you're never sure where they go, tries hard, and never gets anything for it?
I just...I'm tired of thinking things are finally falling into place and then I manage to screw them up somehow.

>>8773219
i can only do that from 9-5, mon-fri though

there has to be a better way

>>8773219
Love exists

I don't get my ear pierced because I'm a boy and I'm doing military outreach and advisement and they don't want me to be a fag

>>8773222
>You're strange senpai.
sass is old and full of wisdom that she's picked up from her many, MANY years living on this earth, but she's not always easy to understand as her people speak in riddles and metaphors

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>>8773228
When I was a ((((((boy)))))) I got my ears pierced, it was fine, no one called me a fag, n-not one single person, honest.

Anyone have chara's discord name i need to talk to her

>>8773235
FAG

>>8773238
and who are you

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>>8773242
N-no you.

>>8773228
U should get a pretty GF so that you can prove to the world that you're a true blood get cis dude man.

Then the world will not care if u have pierced ears or wear pink t shirts.

>>8773249
Well

If we're booooth fags

Well I think that works

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>>8773256
>Well I think that works
W-works for what?

How do I find a submissive kinky MTF gf who wants to call me daddy?

>>8773262
>moves a little closer
>puts head on your shoulder

>>8773263
throw a rock

>>8773263
You
https://clyp.it/tx5pqgvs

>>8773263
find pretty much any trans girl who's attracted to guys

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>>8773263
Why do you want a tranny?

>>8773222
I know, I'm really wierd.

>>8773224
No

>>8773234
Yes, plus like translating my inner thoughts to English is to make words lose their impact of the meaning.

>>8773263
->>>/pol/

>>8773270
I twitched desu.

>>8773273
Because I like it.

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>>8773264
O-oh, th-that's degeneracy though.

>>8773238
why would you ever want to talk to chara lol

>>8773273
that picture is just such an insult to anything funny ever to exist

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>>8773281
Good luck finding one that you'll actually find attractive while somehow liking you.

>>8773287
It's a deliberate affront to comedy. There is no joke. They actually want to kill themselves.

>>8773238
Chara#0790

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>>8773300
HAHA XD I WANT 2 DIE UPVOTES TO THE LEFT

What kind of kinky sex do you like?

>>8773311
treated like an object and abused and raped

>>8773228
but guys get their ears pierced all the time, like how swimmers and cyclists shave their legs
its 2017 Faye!

>>8773311
The kind that makes you feel like that you're connected and loved.
:^)

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>>8773224
>tries hard, and never gets anything for it
You're putting out too early, so to speak.

>>8773263
Chaser no chasing

>>8773286
When everybody says the same thing, they're usually wrong.

>>8773310
I had a similar reaction until I became suicidal.

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>>8773276

So what do I do?
How do I become an adult?
What do I need to do to be a happy woman?

>>8773320
I just want to take a fistful of my MTF GF's hair and make her gag on my cock, while calling her a good girl.

>>8773238
You look like a fucking ballsack.

>>8773334
and as someone whomst is suicidal i don't see how anyone can find those memes funny, not because it's a serious issue but because the humor is so dull

>>8773332
>chaser
You're way more likely to find a chaser than a straight guy who would date a trans person.

>>8773342
Well, may you one day find the courage you need.

>>8773360
god bless

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Be my dota mom

>>8773185
ty

>>8773085
Maybe if you're a monkey on evolutionary rails. Are you?

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>>8773185
I like this OP

>>8773335
1. you realize that life in itself is devoid of meaning.
2. Just because life is devoid of meaning doesn't mean you can't give it the meaning you want
3. There is no end state. Happiness is only temporary and found in action.
4. become well rounded person. Learn about history, arts, literature, music. Always strive to be a better person.
5. x x x x
6. Become functional adult

>>8773321
and they also wear makeup to make their face look a bit smoother

>>8773369
what?

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>>8773332

I think about that sometimes. I think I get too invested in small jobs, like stuff I take to make ends meet. It just bothers me to go into work and jerk off for a few hours, you know?

>>8773387

I'd like to learn music. I'd really like to sing, actually...
Anyway, I've been thinking about being a train conductor.

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>>8773199
My gf everybody.

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>>8773199
My hand is better than a boy anyways

>>8773422
So find a way to make it work for you instead of finding excuses

>>8773335
Leave 4chan.

>>8773357
>you're way more likely to find a gay man who likes hons than a straight man who likes women
Listen to Yourself

>>8773369
Take your (you) and fuck off already.
Or bully somebody so I can observe.

>I want to run my tongue between CWCs delicious moobs
-Elanna, 24th August, the year of our Lord 2017

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>>8773424
Should return her for a new one

>>8773442
It sounds like you've been listening to propaganda on YouTube. Most males will not even consider a woman with a dick bottom line.

>>8773424
does natalie actually have any serious opinions on anything, or is all just sillyposting and breakdowns

>>8773224
Happiness isn't really some persistent "thing" that manifests. Life always has ups and down, humans emotionally connect themselves to objects and people and places and over time, as all must, they change, die or you move on and you will grieve. Happiness in life is satisfaction, fufillment of your dreams. Even if you're sad, you know that you're working towards a goal, and you've achieved knowledge and skill along the way, and had happiness. So you have a place to go to that isn't your bed and a bottle of vodka. Happiness is a cycle of good habits, good coping mechanisms and healthy relationships. You need to stop thinking of "things falling into place" and life as one big functional schedule, but instead try to focus on very specific and achievable goals.

nair is a girls best fren

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>>8773443
ew ew ew

>>8773478
I prefer backair

hi

t. drake

>>8773433
But you only have two hands.

>>8773433
boy's hands fap way more than you do though
theyre far more experienced
your hands are shite compared to warm big boy hands

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>>8773459
Shes quite serious with the breakdowns I believe. I wish I could help her. Or that she would let me help her.
And she is a fan of shitposting so its hard to tell sometimes.

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>>8773443
https://clyp.it/w3wcaksw

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Try not to be so hard on yourself, Anon

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>>8773500
>boy's hands fap way more than you do though
Wanna bet?

>>8773525
Your dick would fall off if you fapped as much as the average dude does, elanna
we're talking twice a day average here

>>8773458
No /pol/, you're just not following what I'm saying.
But sure, show me where on tv you can find trans anything that's not on Discovery Health or TLC.

>>8773473
Happiness is a chemical reaction in your brain. Smoke weed or take antidepressants (or coke like half the literal addicts here), don't write bullshit essays.

>>8773519
But Brolanna all you talked about was how much you want to wake up each morning next to Christine and play Sonic

>>8773529
>only twice
Casuals.

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>>8773529
I used to average around 3-4 daily and my record was 7
Your move bitch

>>8773531
you didnt read my post, nowhere did i contradict that, im agreeing with you
happiness does not maintain as a persistent emotional state, it is a chemical reaction that comes and goes, and it is impossible to consistently maintain it because of the human condition and how life works
instead when someone says they are "happy" in general, in life, it's because they're persistently promoting behaviours that are rewarding

if you rely on substance for too long it'll stop working but sure nothing wrong with recreational
>7 sentences is an essay
stop smoking so much weed

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>>8773541
I want to believe.

>>8773500
You must be new here.
>ywn be dragged into a storage room and forced to grope muscles at estrogen-point

>>8773529
I know someone who wore twintails and fapped nine times in one day. It bled.

>>8773541
>used to
before HRT confirmed
you have no idea how to work a cock properly now a days

>>8773541
>7
Liar

>>8773197
Fuck you, men are hot as fuck.

Also I just realized that young Hons who are out in the modern world are really asked to put up with a lot in life. Passing privilege is crazy.

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>>8773564
I just stick it in my mouth and go "mmmf mm mmf mm"

>>8773565
That's not even that ridiculous of a number. And no, I'm not bullshitting, my dick hurt.

>>8773559
Better believe it
I don't schlick nearly as much though

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stop masturbating

stop talking about masturbating

>>8773585
>I just stick it in my mouth and go "mmmf mm mmf mm"
Title of your sex tape

>>8773531
What are you saying?

My only point was that most straight men will never like women with dicks. Are you saying that's false?

Also what is wrong with chasers? You may personally dislike them but I don't want you anyway. I want wild sex with a transgender woman who shares my sexual desires, you don't and I don't care.

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>try on 5.11 pants that were too big for me a few months ago
>they fit better now
I GAINED WEIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>8773621
but ur butts bigger thats good

>>8773553
>DIDNT READ LOL
Yes I did, or I wouldn't have called bullshit. Unlike the rest of you cucks I know how to make a point with one point.
>happiness is not a persistent thing
>happiness is a cycle of habits
>habits are not things
>continues to give happiness seven different and contradictory definition
You can't even keep your own shit straight.

>>8773564
oh u

>>8773621
>operator fat butt

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>>8773597
Ever tried talking with a dick in your mouth?
It's like the world's hottest kazoo

>>8773628
then you lack reading comprehension
>instead when someone says they are "happy" in general, in life, it's because they're persistently promoting behaviours that are rewarding

general happiness = promoting healthy behaviours and being able to cope with life habits, and not the actual persistent state of emotional happiness
do u understand that now

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>>8773621
Tight pants, tight groupings

>>8773630
isnt that what the boys in your unit used to call you

>>8773636
good post

>>8773519
Elanna can sound like a man better then me and it makes me sad

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>>8773585
I only have time to masturbate once every other day now. I bet you do it at work, or even in the lab.

>>8773644
this

Question
https://clyp.it/1s0ilh00

>>8773656
What's your boy voice sound like now?

>>8773644
That drawing was done by someone who has never held a rifle

The form is terrible

>when she goes to bed before you can tell her you love her

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>>8773657
Your imagination is overactive, I'm not that kind of pervert. Keep imagining it though

>>8773654
Ty

>>8773656
Depressing, my man voice isn't even that good

Cheapest place with least blockades for cyprotene or another alternative testosterone destroyer in America?

>>8773442
What?

>>8773657
i bet she sits on the machinery at work when it's whirring around

literally cumming from science

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>>8773670
>not C-clamping
It's like you're a POG 09L

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>>8773636
Thankfully no
>Steals my fucking ice cube
>Looks like she's about to puke
>Water on her chin like a certifiable tard
>"I'm gonna talk like I have a dick in my mouth now"
You're a mess Elanna

>>8773670
They probably glanced at a Chris Costa image once and tried to do it from memory because muh CAR meme rule of cool

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>>8773674
Masturbate somewhere you might get caught and regale me after, preferably while you're wearing a sexy lab coat.

>A white supremacist convicted of racially motivated murders three decades ago in Florida has been executed by lethal injection.
>Prosecutors said that Asay had hired McDowell, who was dressed as a woman, for sex, and shot him after discovering his gender.
Still want that /pol/ bf?

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am a sleepy girl

>>8773690
>CAR
Im retarded I meant thumb over bore, go ahead and shoot me now

>>8773693
Not after mine wanted to keep me a secret to everyone around him.

>>8773685
Notice one has a front stock

>>8773695
What a beautiful dog!

>>8773695
go to bed booples

>>8773664
Boy
https://clyp.it/hb2hiaod

>>8773702
>front stock
wat

>>8773695
sleepsleep

>>8773707
That sounds like an mtf just learning how to try and get a female voice, and not doing so successfully at all

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>>8773704
borzois r perfect
>>8773705
aw cute name
>>8773713
: )

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>>8773690
Don't judge me for wanting dick in my mouth and trying to make jokes about your ice cube anyone would do it

>>8773691
I mean I could in theory masturbate in the cleanroom I'm like the only one in it.

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>>8773724
NO

CLEAN ROOM IS FOR CLEAN

NOT YOUR DEGENERACY

>>8773724
I'm pretty sure, but not positive, that violates like every cleanroom policy

oh wow elanna sucks her own dick
thats pretty hot

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>>8773724
Test the hypothesis and get the results peer reviewed. By me.

>>8773730
It's ok I just have to make sure I don't take the bunny suit off

>>8773732
owo

>>8773728
Killjoy

>>8773714
No that's this
https://clyp.it/f3432vpy

>>8773730
Nowhere in the rules does it say "don't masturbate in the clean room"

>>8773707
I love this speech it's like you were getting interviewed for a call center job

>>8773724
I'm judging you pretty hard, honestly I wish I fell from the lookout and broke my neck. Then I wouldn't have to hear you talk about how much you love dick.

Also I almost caught the Trans from you when I tried to lean on a tree and your hand was there so it was a close call tbqh

>>8773742
NO SPREADING DISEASES OR NASTY CUNT DISCHARGE IN THE CLEAN ROOM

WASH OUT YOUR FILTHY SECOND BUTTHOLES BEFORE PUTTING ON

>>8773744
I do have a customer facing call center job now it's fancy

>>8773751
PUTTING ON YOUR MASK AND GOWN

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>>8773737
Please, I'm trying to plan for my next fap.

>>8773752
hi faye
can we talk

>>8773752
Ah cool! I'm moving from selling direcTV to Americans to cruises to Americans at Royal Caribbean. Lol.

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>>8773761
You know I'm pretty sure it wouldn't violate cleanroom policy if we linked our suits

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>>8773751
>tfw you turn every clean room dirty with your thoughts alone

>>8773783
Whose dick do I have to suck to get a job there? I don't care how dorky we'll look in those things. Dorky sex is hot.

>>8773775
I'm selling things that cost a shit ton and meeting people, and maintaining the relationship and going as a focal point for customer service for a month or two.

It's really just a combo call center, customer service, pretty face, sales job. No cold calling though, I come in after they're talking.

>>8773763
Sup

>>8773793
Go to bed euroscum

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>>8773803
It's 6am though, the dawn of real euro hours.

Americans need to go to bed and leafsiders need to jump into the nearest woodchipper.

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>>8773585
>mmmf mm mmf mm
There goes my water.

>>8773603
You're really trying, so I'll pity you.

There's this thing called 'passing,' where a transwoman is indistinguishable from a 'real' woman.
There are (not even very) modern surgical techniques to create vaginas that are practically indistinguishable from 'real' vaginas, so you lose that one.
Cross-sex womb transplants are inside test bodies right now, so you're about to lose that one.
Your problem is you can't separate 'man in a dress' from 'woman.' It's not entirely your fault even though you're dumb as bricks, because passing transwomen are simply women—they aren't gonna out themselves—so the only trannies you hear about are trenders and pre-everythings that those with agendas are trying to push.

This is all waste of time anyway because, if you've ever gone outside EVEN ONCE, you'd know straight men get """tricked""" into dating trans women all the time.

BASIC MATH would tell you that you have better odds with straight men, since chasers are a subset of straight men; or, if you're a blanchfag, chasers are a subset of gay men. No matter how you look at it, you lose.

Might as well mop up the rest of the blood while I'm at it.

>most straight men will never like women with dicks
Shemale is the 7th most popular porn category. Source: A billion wicked thoughts.

>what is wrong with chasers
The same thing that's wrong with rice fever. You're problem is you can't see beyond your next nut.
And they aren't even good fucks since they're too stupid to just get a man instead of gambling on a hon who may not have a functioning dick and may not want to use or have it used.

The rest is obvious posturing to try and save your ass after getting it blown open, but when I do a job, I make sure not to leave any evidence :^)

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>>8773798
Idk, the real answer is you just need a chemistry degree and to convince a professor that you can produce quality research. No dick sucking involved but it requires some smarts and people skills

>>8773793
>pissing off someone unstable in an enclosed, hidden room full of glass and needles, with a ton of background noise to muffle any screams

>>8773818
That's a lot for some casual sex. Not sure what I'm getting into.

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>>8773815
Jump into the nearest body of water and hold your head under till the bubbles stop, you fuggen Euro

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>>8773827
I mean think of all the opportunities for science related sex. Just think of all the "tutoring"

>>8773799
Ah cool is this for the college thing or something diff?

>TFW Faye got hired for her pretty face
:3

>>8773693
>>8773774

>>8773850
I don't agree with execution on principle- it's simply too easy for mistakes to be made and innocent people to be killed. We see it happen fairly often- people found innocent posthumously, or people found to be falsely imprisoned

I think this guy is awful, but I maintain that execution is the wrong way to go about sentencing

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>>8773818
Real professors give their work to students to publish so they can get dat tenure.

>>8773841
What about the cameras?

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>>8773829
I'm going to kidnap you and sell you to chasers if you don't fix that attitude of yours.

>>8773841
Knowing me, I'd inexorably develop an actual interest in our work and care a lot more about excelling than making you cum. How old are you, btw?

>>8773862
Chasers go after girls, nerd

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>>8773861
>tenure
>right out of grad school
ahahahahaha
Also, no cameras

>>8773864
That's fine, I'm more of a scientist than a degenerate these days anyways, and smart dudes are hot.
I'm 26. I had you pegged as early 20s but perhaps I'm wrong.

>>8773868
You aren't manly enough to be part of the male gender.

You're expelled.

>>8773876
No

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>tfw you look in the mirror and see hints of girl
Stop trying to trick me!

>>8773859
>fairly often
Proof?
Death is cheaper than keeping someone in prison forever, which is basically death anyway, even if they get out 50 years later.

>>8773880
Dumb leafposter, don't make me come up there.

>>8773873
Tenure for the professor ya dummy.

>>8773888
It's a ghost.
888 the number of the trans beast

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>>8773895
Pull up then

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Mtfg

Expectation vs reality

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>>8773873
Just turned 24. Sorry for a late response. You've got me thinking about what I want to do with myself. Right now I just work until find an excuse to get another job, then work some more. Was your interest in chemistry something that you've always had, or something that developed gradually?

Fuck that. That's a retarded question. Send nudes.

why can't i cry
it'd be better than just feeling nothing
is this where self harm is supposed to help

>>8773889

http://www.law.umich.edu/special/exoneration/Documents/Exonerations_in_2015.pdf

The rate is apparently also increasing

As for costs, iirc the death sentence actually ends up being more expensive.

>>8773919
same
I've come close to crying a lot recently but never can

>>8773901
Got bigger jokers to smoke. Taller ballers for brawling.

You're in my turf anyway. Double check the name of your province and show a bit of deference.

>>8773919
Have you started HRT yet?
I found that once I did, I was able to actually cry much easier

>>8773925
This province belongs to Her Majesty the Queen, by the Grace of God, Defender of the Faith. It doesn't belong to Nigel Montgomery Badteeth, 214 Whopinshire Lane, Wessex

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>>8773910
Idk, I actually was originally going towards comp-sci and flunked out because too many drugs and tranny problems. I gravitated towards pharmacology and chemistry because I was fascinated by how drugs were made, how seemingly minor structural alterations gave such major subjective differences in the experience. As I started cleaning myself up my interest in pharmacology waned (pharmacology as a science is pretty dry anyways), but the interest in chemistry remained. I did some research near the end of my degree, fucked around for a couple of years and now here I am doing it because it feels like it's simply the thing I was meant to do.

Have you just always been doing jobs or did you have some sort of postsecondary in there as well? School's kind of overrated in some ways I don't think undergrad helped me nearly as much in growing up as even a year of minimum wage work did.

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My prayers go out to all of you. Hopefully you'll get some sense into your heads and realize how foolish you're being.

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henlo mtfg. sup?

>>8773947
nice butt

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>>8773933
I'm personal friends with the Queen. You and the next three generations of your family are being sent down into the tea mines in North Buckinghamshire.

Hope you know how to swing a pickaxe, smart-mouth.

>>8773926
nop, have to wait a few years
: [

>>8773859
Even if the person isn't innocent, there's the question of whether it's right to kill them for their crime or any crime.

>>8773947
heya edie, how you?

>>8773950
you can't self med?

>>8773949
Swing an axe right into your stomach, Nige

>>8773955
nope, no job, and am living with grandparents

me not a girl

>>8773961
frick, that sucks

>>8773962
me not like other orcs

>>8773935
How did you flunk out of one course and into another?

>>8773962
Shut up amy

>>8773935
could you write a paragraph like this about you jacking off and eventually sucking your own dick in your lust filled craze?
itd be more interesting

>>8773920
It costs more in legal fees, yes. But death row is far more expensive than plain old prisons. It depends on how many years they'll have to wait.
It's really the years that need to change. Kill them quickly or just let them go. The latter won't happen though, because prisons are too profitable.

>>8773951
There's that portion too- I personally believe that we should focus a lot more on things like trying to rehabilitate them into beneficial members of society.

>>8773947
Soup' Edie!

>>8773940
It's foolish I agree

>>8773958
You can't even handle a knife without slicing your arm open, you've got no hope with an axe. Probably too heavy for your girly little arms anyway.

>>8773935
>School's kind of overrated in some ways

I feel like this is you trying to prepare for the disappointment of me answering in the affirmative. Yeah, I hate homework, so I chose to avoid school. I knew I'd inevitably regret the decision to eschew any high learning at costs, or anything that might look a little too smart on a resume. I weirdly romanticized blue-collar, hard work as kid, and I'd tell myself I didn't really know something unless I learned it myself. You'll be astonished to learn that I do in fact regret not having the discipline or the respect for school. The good scores on standardized tests have only been good for saying, "hey, look. I'm not that stupid!"

I guess I have a similar interest in chemistry. Psychedelics have always fascinated me.

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>>8773967
I was in an honors program for computer science. I had graduated near the top of my class in high school, had scholarships and the like. I flunked out of that program (literally never went to class, was high or drunk basically all the time) and was forced into applying for a general sciences stream, although maintained a GPA of 1.9 somehow so I wasn't kicked out of university.
Declared a biology/chemistry double major and then spent the next four years crawling my way back. Was re-admitted to the honors stream for chemistry in my final year, and graduated with a GPA of 3.7

>>8773977
Someone else cut me though there was an incident report and everything. He tried to give me a "small cut" and he sliced it open

>>8773989
>He tried to give me a "small cut" and he sliced it open
Maybe you're just more delicate than you realise.

>>8773963
yup

i just snorted some of my ADHD meds for the first time and i can't tell if im actually feeling anything or not

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tfw top 1.5% of the world on multiple characters

>>8773994
The artist fucked up hard.

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>>8773948

uh well ok thx
listen to this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ2ikkHHj-E

>>8773954

i'm fine, listening to music and relaxing. how are you?

>>8773975

nothinggggg. long dayyyy of work and playin vidya wit my friend and talking to bae and stuff. i think i'm comin out of my depression finally :~)
how are you doing sassy?

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>>8773999
I'm falling deeper and deeper into my depression but I had an awesome lunch so

sometimes I wanna be a girl

>>8773993
nuh uh

>>8773951
Right is whatever the people in charge decided is right.

>>8773988
When did you turn into a SIF?

higher learning*

high learning is something fun

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>>8773985
Well I mean, all that said, your work experience is more employable than my degree.

Idk I think drugs added an extra layer that made organic chemistry in particular interesting to learn. My ochem prof did a lecture early on on some pretty basic organic synthesis to make amphetamines from polystyrene and then it became a bit like lego trying to think of how some designer drugs were made.

Does your interest in psys extend to the level of nerding out over weird and obscure ones too?

>>8774016
Wat

>>8774006
What's that green stuff in the white bowl on the left called? I've eaten that shit before and it was delicious, but I have no idea what its name is.

>>8774022
from top to bottom
Avocado with 7 spice sauce
seaweed salad - tofu with black sesame - kimchi (mild)
edamame
pink rice and nori underneath

the thing on the left is a pink rice, avocado, and nori donut with cucumber and salmon topping

>>8773988
Not american, how does the honors stream work and what does graduating high school at the top of the class do for you in university?

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>>8774020
elanna hi

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>>8774020
SelfInsertfag.
Gotta find out how much is native and how much is influence.

>>8774030
Ngl it all looks pretty good, would probably eat like 5 or 6 of them

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>>8774036
Honors streams are more specialised undergrad programs that are designed to prepare you for grad school and beyond. They have more difficult entrance requirements, often require you to maintain a higher GPA, and have more stringent requirements for classes you have to take that generally cover more advanced topics. Also, it is expected that you will complete research during undergrad in these programs.

Graduating with high grades from high school secures you a spot in these programs as well as giving you plenty of opportunities for scholarships.

>>8774044
This is a very strange obsession you have

goodnight nerds

>>8774048
that bowl is waaaaaaaaaay bigger than I thought it was. This is like 3 meals for me

>>8774049
what's ur favorite chemical

>>8774051
about time too

>>8774058
fight me

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>>8774038
anon hi

>>8774061
hugg

>>8774060
i don't hit girls

>>8774020
I know I couldn't keep up, but I'd be willing to learn. You'd become frustrated with me, I suspect. I have a whimsical imagination and would begin to concern myself with the broad and abstract questions rather than remaining focused on the specifics.

I gotta wake up soon, so I'll go to bed now I hope you're around to teach me lesson later

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>>8774056
Pic related. It's a cheesy choice but my life might have taken a very different path without it. If a student asked though, my answer would probably be either potassium permanganate or TNT

>>8774038
Lauren

>>8774068
don't worry I'm a boy

>>8774072
and i'm going apple picking with scooby doo

>>8774082
nice, you two dating?

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>>8774070
hugg

>>8774085
you're not being very subtle about trying to find out whether i'm single or not

>>8774092
I think I could better, Nige. Not even gay anyway, sorry to let you down

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Being alone the past week or so has taught me a valuable lesson

I hate other people and when I die I want to be alone and peaceful somewhere

Like maybe I could hike to a volcano or something and jump in

>>8774069
I honestly love teaching so I'm willing to give it a shake. Goodnight you

>>8774096
i'm not some kind of dumb homo sapien though

shouldn't you be in bed now anyway, it's late in the great leafy north

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There's discords for flirting with a repressing fag for two days straight in

>>8774111
what does the pickle stand for

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>>8774099

>>8774049
Because I have not once ever in my entire life had anybody of any gender say anything at all about insertion into porn in person. This strictly an online thing, and only in the last few years. If I'm remembering right, it started in panda threads on /a/, and it was almost always in the context of trapshit or ntr. The ntr guys didn't really say self insert either; they'd talk about not being able to relate to the cuck. (This was before cuck fever, though.) Of course I'm going to take the chance to clarify my reasoning when I can.

It matters because I don't want to feel bad for them if I'm right, ok? Now just answer the question pls!

Gonna skydive right into Mount Helena and you can't stop me

>>8774099
You'll never die because you'll stop getting attention after death.

>>8774119
It's a meme on Reddit that trans girls crave pickles, it's 4chans pizza

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oh no
the stealth date went really well
like really well
and now I gotta tell him
oh no

>>8774153
so basically salty phalluses

>reddit
more like regreddit

>>8774155
after the first date is pretty much the perfect time but do it by IM

>>8774153
pickles are ok ig
i only really have them if i theyre on a burger

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>>8774161
think so? I was thinking over the phone.

fuck me raw, this pressure though. I know I shouldn't really expect a yes but god damn we hit it off really well

>>8774168
either or but just be safe about it because you dont want to be stabbed 119 times

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>>8774171
for sure, it's not like he knows where I live or anything

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do u guys like kemono friends

>>8774171
Depends on what you get stabbed with.

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>>8774180
Of course.

Cheapest place for cypro? Please respond im poor ty

>>8774180
yes

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>>8774186
QHI probably

>>8774153
it's because spiro creates cravings for salt due to it being dueretic and pickles are salty

>>8774179
Every mtfg should carry a knife and mace at minimum. Spiked mace if you can.

tfw no cute trans gf to smooch

>>8774199
but it's illegal to carry knives in public and possession of mace carries a 4 year sentence

>>8774199
>mace
>not a morning star

>>8774186
Qhi is 53€ for 56 50mg pills + 14€ shipping
That's like 0,6€ a day.
Is that cheap or expensive for you

>>8774204
not if you stab and mace the police trying to stop you

16 rounds of 9mm JHP is much more reliable than a knife or mace

Should I learn Japanese

>>8774204
>caring about what is legal and not

>>8774213
>not 11 rounds of 10mm JHP

>>8774217
a legal weapon is the difference between going to jail or not
we get sent to mens prisons

>>8774199
Why not carry a gun you retard

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>>8774219
>muh stopping power meme
>not conceal carrying a .50 AE in a thigh holster
>doesn't have a radio to call in air strikes
>doesn't own multiple thermonuclear weapons

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>>8774213
Sometimes, being Canadian is a bad feel

>>8774208
I have no money right now I just dont want to masculinize any further

>>8774214
it'll take years to get even decent, you have to really dedicate yourself

>>8774232
Most people need to learn discipline before anything else in their lives

>>8774232
something I get bored really early in the morning and no one's online so I'm thinking i could go on 2ch if I learned Japanese

>>8774227
>posts multiple times a day about how she wants to die
>insists on carrying the best protection on her at all times
what did natalie mean by this?

>>8774227
>muh stopping power meme
ackshually most self defence rounds for 10mm are basically loaded like a .40
I dont own a 10mm IRL but I want to get a Gen 5 G29
>not conceal carrying a .50 AE in a thigh holster
>doesn't have a radio to call in air strikes
>doesn't own multiple thermonuclear weapons
d-dont remind me you bully ;~;

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>>8774099
You've been alone by choice.

>>8774180
Yes its cute.

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>>8774229
If you let your enemies kill you, you win

>>8774236
>not wanting to erase your existence off the planet in a nuclear fusion firestorm the size of los angeles
I'm of the belief that I want to die but I'll be damned if I let someone have the satisfaction of killing me.

>>8774237
>not handloading your own 10mm to take down bears and military airplanes
>getting a glocknade

>>8774246
>not handloading your own 10mm to take down bears and military airplanes
yeah but if you shoot a hooman with one of those loads, once they identify the person with dna from whats left of them and they realised you used such a powerful load you will be thrown in a pound me in the ass prison
>getting a glocknade
why not? :3
I'd also like a 10mm buntline
what do you have a 1911? hipoint?

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>>8774168
Well, he was gentle about it, but said he wanted kids of his own someday.
And with that, bedtime.

>>8774266
hugg

>>8774255
That's exactly why you just stick with 9mm JHP.

I just have a S&W 686+ and Beretta Px4.

girls r good

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>>8774269
>That's exactly why you just stick with 9mm JHP.

I want to hug and kiss and cuddle a cute girl

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wow, y'all haven't changed a bit

>>8774278
HUGGGGGGGG

>>8774273
Just use .357 magnum if you want to put someone down sheesh

>>8774285
.357 is like a little babby round

>>8774289
You take that back

Or we're playing Russian Roulette

Except with all 7 chambers loaded

And I'm pointing it only at you

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>>8774280
hi hi cutie pie :3

>>8774278
that's not true, i got fatter

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>>8774306
more to love

i'm skinnier and boobier idk

>>8774313
do you have a cute cis male chaser bf yet

boobier :3

RIP in peace Half Life 3

But if you are feeling sinister
Go off and see a minister
He'll try in vain to take away the pain of being a hopeless unbeliever
But if you are feeling sinister
Go off and see a minister
Chances are you'll probably feel better
If you stayed and played with yourself

2017 is a year in my life

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>Have horrible nausea for a few days
>Go to the doctors with my bf and the nurse there keeps trying to insist that I must be pregnant
>Can't get the thought out of my mind now that I never will be

>>8774352
Fuck off you pass, have a bf and you still complain

>>8774354
I don't pass lol

is ableism bad

>>8774361
yes

>>8774362
are psychiatrists bad

>>8774364
no

>>8774365
but psychiatrists are ableist

>>8774366
Telling someone that being a tranny is wrong and that they don't really want to be a girl isn't ableism, it's the truth jesus fucking christ. Any actual trans girl realizes they are a man at heart no matter what and that men are superior than females and they should be happy with the fact that they have the best of both sexes.

>>8774366
go to bed alex

>>8774374
i didn't say anything about all that dude o_0

psychiatry discriminates against mentally ill/disabled people
psychiatrists perpetrate and profit from this discrimination
psychiatrists are ableist ok

>>8774379
anon heck off

>>8774384
I wish I was 12 again

>>8774388
i wish i were 20 again so i could stop the psyches from kidnapping me desu

*kisses alex's butt*

where have all the good posters gone?

what happened to mtfg? how did it go from total shit to absolutely mindless incomprehensible pre-transition baby bitch babbling?

how do we fix it?

>>8774393
*bites anon's nose*

>>8774397
owo

>>8774395
everyone went to discord or grew up