/mtfg/ MaThaFakin General

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Sexuality is unnatural and an accident of evolution. The only way to ascend from our primitive ancestry is to shed aside sexual desires and thoughts. Masturbation is a waste of time and the pleasure it brings is artificial. Love doesn't exist and it's only meant to facilitate pair bonding for reproduction. Disregard your animal instincts and become human. Become asexual.

>>8771463
I huff glue, it keeps the brain cells stuck together and stops them from falling out

>>8771488
What about breeding?

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>>8771488

>>8771488
I am asexual, but I still love

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is lain real

>>8771488
poor natalie

>>8771488
Being asexual isn't synonymous with being a misanthropic loner.

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>>8771488
i love frosted flakes too

dad rung me again
>"every tranny ends up a dead hooker"
>"actually that's just what shitty movies have made people believe, here's 5 examples of trans people who were successful and aren't dead"
>"bullshit, you're talking out your arse"
>"you can literally look these things up, they are historical fact"
>"everyone who agrees with you is lying, they have an agenda, they're trying to ruin you"

I'd call it gaslighting except 1. He's so fucking bad at it and 2. He actually believes the crazy shit he says

also turns out his GP believes in conversion therapy, thinks most trans people are just confused autistic people etc. and is encouraging his attempts to "reconnect with me" and "steer me back onto the right path" which to my dad means "ring up your kid and tell them you're gonna cut their tits off with a carving knife while they're asleep"

also he calls my mum "mummy" sometimes
if you think I'm a weirdo, well, now you know where I get it from

>>8771488
>chobbed off balls
>became asexual
really makes me think

>>8771468
that hon over there?

>>8771488

*continues to grind dick on u*

Bu tin all seriousness I hope you can manage your depression, because you sound a lot like I did when I was super depressed, and I'd rationalise that feeling sad was just as a good as feeling happy so why bother changing. Dumb, basically, you sound dumb.

>>8771513
It me

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>>8771510
> thinks most trans people are just confused autistic people etc
BASED

>>8771488
I'm breaking up with you

>>8771502
It would be a good horror movie

>>8771510
your dad sounds like an asshole, don't let him get to you :(

I hate people who do this

>>8771520
Valq, how I've missed you

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>>8771518

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>>8771524
how is that a horror storie that is literally my DREAM
nothing is more of a fantasy to me then being abducted by a big strong man who clubs me over the back of the head
>>8771527
im not autistic tho

>>8771488
You must be really fun at parties

>>8771525
Y tho

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>when betas bend over backwards for you

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>>8771541
>when betas cant help but obey you

>>8771530
You need inpatient psychiatric treatment more than I ever did.

>>8771541
>>8771546
im glad im into real men and thus immune to females and trannies

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tfw ur your daddy bfs useless mentallychallenged mentall-issues lowiq retarded drooling orbiter
>>8771551
that sounds fun i like being taken care of and talking

>>8771510
my dad calls himself daddy when talking with me is that wierd?

>>8771557
Nah, I'm not talking talk therapy here. More being locked up in high sec with heavy neuroleptic medication.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6vqs9s/bisexuals_who_have_dated_both_men_and_women_what/

Reminder that girls are soft and fun to kiss!

>>8771557
>tfw ur your daddy bfs useless mentallychallenged mentall-issues lowiq retarded drooling orbiter
Surely you can do better, no?

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>>8771563
what if they locked me up in cage at my daddys house and they can give me the medicine there
>>8771570
not really sweaty
my bf makes lots of money is handsome and tall nad the best

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>>8771474
new guide found:


http://www.bedwettingabdl.com/12_Month_Diaper_Training_Program_For_Becoming_incontinent.html

>>8771569
personally, i think it's cis male chasers who give the best kisses - kissing girls in comparison feels like putting your mouth on damp silly putty that someone heated up in the microwave for half a minute

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What is the appeal behind kissing?

The human mouth is filthy. Human beings are filthy, disgusting, disease and bacteria ridden creatures and the mouth is the absolute worst of it all. Why would you multiple that hideousness twofold?

>>8771585
is this real
why would anyone do this

>>8771593
What happened that made you so opposed to human contact?

>>8771593
Kissing is fun, not sexual and totally non-committal.

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>>8771593
kiossing is cool, and u can share the food in ur mouth with ur kissing partner, thats pretty useful
>>8771594
its for ddlg lifestyle

>>8771585
wtf

>>8771585
I don't want to live on this planet anymore

>>8771593
Hateful autists can't understand.

>>8771586
Frick off, chaser!

>>8771569
>

>>8771593
>What is the appeal behind kissing?
it feels nice and makes you want to fugg

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I don't like being a hon

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>>8771609
please take me with you.
I hate it here too

>>8771617
So do something about it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

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>>8771609
but u want a diapee gf but u dont weant her to be incotinent?
:(
>>8771608
dont knock it till u try it
we make a crowdfund for my innhouse pyschotic care pwease
>>8771617
its okay sheen u still have hope if u get in shape ull never know ur true self underneath!

>>8771618
Move to Hungary. They actually have a border.

>>8771617
you looked pretty okay when I saw the photos

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>>8771632
Id still bother other people with my existence if I was in hungary

>>8771617
If I hit the lottery, You're coming to live with me.
You'll only be allowed Amazon gift cards but no actual moneys.
I'll train you to be addicted to cardio and skincare and you'll have a specific diet.
.....I really want someone to 'mom' around.

>>8771632
Until every higher member of their government starts vanishing or disappearing one by one and is replaced by oddly radical progressives that push for one world governments and open boarders and start to import Africans by the millions

>>8771637

But otherr people enjoy your existence, you're the only one who doesn't. To my knowledge at least.

>>8771637
this is one of my favorite videos, i want you to have it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJqDPaf31Gw

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>>8771510
Your dad is a giant asshole, sorry you have to deal with him
Tell him to look up Sophie Wilson and Lynn Conway some time, though I doubt he gives a shit about anything that disagrees with his point of view
>>8771617
Hugg
>tfw sheen will never be your comfy Aussie mommy

>>8771638
I want a friend to mom me like that so bad :/

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>>8771641
thats because those people are stupid and easily manipulated

anon anon anon anon anon anon anon anon anon

>>8771510

> most trans people are just confused autistic people

Looking around here, are you sure he's not right?

>>8771637
hugg phienchen

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>>8771655
go away

>>8771649

>le depression logic

That's wrong though, you daft mare.

>>8771650
Hey bexie sorry for not responding last time, I went to bed.
Glad to hear you've got a stable living situation, hearing about your problems in that regard was pretty scary.

>>8771659
I will not

>>8771650
beXXXe, are you okay

you're skipping like an old scatman john record

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>>8771660
>>8771661
GO AWAY

>>8771665
I...WHAT?!

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>>8771662
i just wanted you to look at my operator

>>8771661
it's ok anna
and yeah it's nice to not have to worry about where i'm going to be living every 3-4 months
how ru?

>>8771665
We are like Iratus bugs. If you try to remove us we only hug more.

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>>8771665
No Sophie is for hugging when she's sad

>>8771665
:(

your a cool person, seriously, don't get yourself down!

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>>8771672
>>8771674
>>8771675
>>8771677

I dont want to be touched leave me alone

>>8771673
does the S on the baseball cap stand for "sexe bexe"

i don't think you're going to get very far in PUBGUH with no tactical vest or backpack though

>>8771681
okay, sorry :(

>>8771673
I'm okay
Went to the movies just now, saw Logan Lucky. Was much better than I expected

>>8771681
Phie I know you're a worthless worm who only deserves to be hurt and stepped on
But I still want you to feel okay

>>8771654
its 100% true, Britain's health system imposed a lot more stringent gatekeeping, refusing trans people hormones and surgery for years if they were autistic. this changed with the influx of nonbinaries, most of which are just autistic women.

autistic people can't be trans, they can only be desperate fantasists who lack the ability to introspect fully, or understand human behaviour and society.

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>>8771687
dont contradict yourself

>>8771681

Okay but people like you so there :D

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>>8771697
I SAID GO AWAY

>>8771695
why are you so upset tonight, sadphie? what's put you in such a bad mood?

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>>8771681
oki I wont touch you

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>>8771704
the voices in my head are so loud and I dont have alcohol

>>8771695
I'm just a dummy then :^)
But that's okay if I can make a friend feel less shit

im very depressed how are you

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>>8771700
>>8771712
Phien, we love you, but bitch if you don't stop crying I will give you something to cry about!

>>8771712
i think you should cuddle your bf to make yourself feel better and not try and bait people into being mean to you because everybody likes you too much for that

>>8771722
that sucks :(

can I hugg you?

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>>8771726
ye Ill fuck off
and breakdown somewhere else

>>8771729
I'll abuse you if you do

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>>8771722
I'm very clean girl.
Finna get fucked up tonight.

>>8771732
No don't

>>8771735
I might get fucked up early
real depression hours

>>8771733
Oh, sorry :(

There's nothing wrong with having breakdowns in public Sophie I do it all the time

>>8771748
same

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>>8771741
Sounds fun, I need to go and get more drinks.

great, the kiwis are awake

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>>8771762
Why don't you like me?

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>annoying having to wash both boxers and panties
>starting to wear just panties
>hair is too long and both workplaces bitch about it
>need to tie hair up

why is everything in my life trying to feminize me

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I have a bad feeling I'm gonna get junktouched by the TSA

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>>8771684
THE E IS SILENT

also i don't need a backpack or a vest, just give me an m16 and a 2x scope and a redbull and i'm good

>>8771687
never heard of it but i'm glad it and you are good

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I don't think I do anything to help anyone here, Im not even helping myself

>>8771769

Some things are fated.

>>8771778
>THE E IS SILENT
That's why I say bexie now :^)
That's how I always said it in my mind, since I don't do French

>never heard of it but i'm glad it and you are good
It flopped pretty hard. But yeah I'm doing alright
Don't know if you heard about the gender clinic stuff yet but I had my intake there and they accepted that I came to the right place so now I have to wait 2 more months for a psychologist

>>8771748
I'm still behind iron curtains I've never cried outside a controlled setting and I don't ever scream. Only in music. I feel disconnected from reality. I wish I could be more attached and emotional.

>>8771778
Silent? Nah, it sounds like Bèxé.

>>8771778
>THE E IS SILENT
HOW WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW

alright bexe unchained, i'll respect your silent letters and your poor tactical outfit

>>8771778
Tetra's little pupper Barxie

>>8771775
Why is it a bad feel?

i hungy
can someone get me some mcnuggies with sweet and sour sauce

>>8771654
there's a correlation between autism and gender dysphoria but that doesn't necessitate that gender dysphoria is less valid if you have autism; if anything all that can be inferred is that it may mean there's a link between the causes of both, that those causes are neurological, and that, as autism isn't curable, neither is gender dysphoria and efforts should instead made to improve quality of life rather than attempt to use conversion tactics- reinforcing what we already know, in other words.

>>8771789
ayy same
part of the reason my dad thinks I'm more autistic than I actually am is I've never properly cried in front of him, especially not since I was a kid
...because I'm scared of what he'd do if I did

>>8771825
Honestly I feel more trutrans because I have aspie
I really do trust statistics and this makes it more likely for my trannydom to be true, so it's cool

>>8771825
The problem is more about the issue of irreversible treatments and surgeries without the capability of consent. That's only a problem for the very deep end of the autism spectrum.

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>>8771835
>Honestly I feel more trutrans because I have aspie
Mtfg in a nutshell

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>>8771801
this has been happening for YEARS

>>8771790
no it's in american english, as god intended

>>8771810
tetra's the pupper
maybe i should get her a collar

>>8771835
That's not how statistics work, you know...

>>8771850
If autism is 5 times more prevalent in people with GD, that means GD is (ever so slightly) more prevalent in people with autism, right? :^)

>>8771846
NO BULLI

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>>8771849

>>8771850
its her way of reassuring herself

>>8771856
Not significantly so when you compare the size of the subsets involved.

>>8771849
>this has been happening for YEARS
can i choose which /e/ to make silent

i'm going to start pronouncing it bkse, like it's some sort of bosnian village

I'm sorry

>>8771866
So 1 in 68 people have autism. That's, on a population of 350 million 5.15 million people.
If 0.03 people are trans (like I've heard being thrown around), that is 120.000 people.
Of those 120.000 people, 1/(68/5)=1/13.6 is autistic. That's around 9000 people.
Of the 5.15 million autists, 9000 people are trannies, which is 0.17%

That's honestly quite a difference and thus somewhat less implausible for me to be trans. Basically what >>8771860 said

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>>8771881
What's the matter?

>>8771881
For what?

>>8771884
Wait I fucked that up somewhere lol
Nevermind

>>8771488
>the pleasure it brings is artificial
what does artificial mean
it releases dopamine, that's quite "real"

>>8771881
i forgive you

>>8771846
>tfw you arent autistic
I wish I could be trutrans

>tfw you fuck him so hard you tear one of your labias

whoopsa

i dont want to feel suicidal everyday so i think logically i should just go through with it

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>>8771915
T- teach me?

I came 8 times today and the last time it was just a few drops of watery cum!

>>8771915
"Too much lube is almost enough" applies to both ends, folks!

I take it you feel better now?

>>8771936
whenever i cum it's usually only a few drops
does this make my benis more feminine?

>almost 11 months on HRT
>barely any boobs
>huge shoulders

where's the rope

I got junktouched by the TSA :(

>>8771915
hope a torn labia makes you feel better

>>8771936
i came 8 times this month and every time its really barely anything because i dont have the balls to really shoot it all over the place

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Heya friends <3
How was your day?

Today I didnt do much but I had money for once so I bought a McChicken and food for the week

I also bought
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1Pair-Women-Socks-Thigh-High-Socks-Over-Knee-Rainbow-Stripe-Girls-Socks-Black-White-Elastic-Wear/32825189432.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.XPquJ0

and

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/White-Color-Women-Girls-Health-Care-Cute-Anime-Kaomoji-kun-Emotiction-Mouth-muffle-Kawaii-Cotton-Anti/32801279002.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.XPquJ0

from aliexpress because I want to start wearing more cute things soon
rn i wear really really boring, dull clothes and yeah

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>>8771936
>not always having a few drops of watery cum
heh *does the cypro dance and cries in pain from penis atrophy*

>>8771958
I think I came this month
or maybe last month

>>8771957
was the TSA agent who touched you cute

>>8771913
I too will never know the joys of being aspertistic ;-;

>>8771957 #
was the TSA agent who touched you black

>>8771963
I've got the same thing with spiro here- a few drops of watery, colorless cum.

>>8771959
Hey caroline

Pretty good, mostly just getting used to actually having a schedule full of classes again.

The socks are cute the face mask is just kinda odd I think

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Lani.

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>>8771959
that's a cute mask
i discussed the intricasies of feet stepping on a girl and then got up and microwaved some pizza
already bored

>>8771970
you've been seeming really insecure about autism lately, did one of the tests come back positive

>>8771967

I dunno, I was trying to think of something else.

>tub drain is clogged
>I suspect it was a chickenbone from a pan I set in there to soak
>nothing seems to unclog it
>can't shower
>feeling disgusting
HALP!

>>8771975
I'm back in education soon too ^^
yeah, it can be a pain adjusting to it after being on holidays and stuff for a while

the face mask is kinda cute imo
it also would hide the bottom of my face which is always a plus cause
my face is p ugly
>>8771980
pizza is the best c:

>>8771973

I think so

>>8771981
I've always been insecure about autism
You know, given the whole recluse thing mimics the symptoms badly

>>8771991
It'd definitely hide the bottom of your face, but I don't think I've ever seen anybody wear something like that, outside of chinese people

>>8771992
so he wasnt cute and he was black, my condolences

>>8771991
Also, watcha studying?

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I think face masks are cool

Especially if you have a hat with another face

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I am here to bully some trannies. (straight, cis male, cute af)

>>8772003

I got groped by a girl though. Wouldn't have set off the groin alarm if they hit the "male" button :/

>>8772011
you sound like a tranny

>hey natalie can you come into work today
>yeah sure
>dont check weather
>its a fucking hurricane

WHY DO PEOPLE ORDER FOOD ONLY WHEN THERE IS A NATURAL DISASTER ALREADY BALLS DEEP IN THE CITY

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>>8772011

>>8771959
you should wear even more cute things. do you like j-fashion?

>>8771964
being a girl really does excite people sexually. what a fetish

>>8771970
sorry you arent autistic. you should know you arent alone in this though, theres plenty of other people who think they can be truetrans without the autism. and maybe if we watch enough CWC videos we can learn

how do i eat food

>>8772013
would have set off a chest alarm though

there's no winning

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>>8771990
did you... soak a pan in the bathtub?

>>8771869
b*xe

>>8771858
kill 'em all
leave 'em completely disorganised

>>8771997
yeah but still >.<
>>8772008
Government & Politics and Classical Civilizations

Both are pretty fun to study but classics is pretty hard at times- I've never really been very good at English literature-like subjects so I do tend to struggle sometimes.
>>8772019
I'm not sure
for a pretty long while I've sort of just worn whatever
but now I'm starting to try to actually wear things that are somewhat presentable ^-^

>>8772011
Me! Pick me. I need a participatory study.

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>>8772021
starve yourself for a couple of days without meaning to
wonder why you're so hungry
make a meal that is slightly large
bring it back to your room
take 2 bites and start crying because you feel bad for eating so much
continue to eat while crying because youd feel even worse if you threw it out
attempt not to vomit hours later

>>8772023
>did you... soak a pan in the bathtub?
Giant pan doesn't fit in my tiny sink.

>>8772019
I dunno, I've never really fetishized being a girl. It's more just like "well, this body feels wrong to me and I'm happier when I imagine myself to have a standard girl's body, so I guess I'm trans then"

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>>8772015
I've had thoughts about being a woman before, but I enjoy being a man. I especially enjoy the attention women give me, but don't tell them that.

>>8772018
Are you ugly?

>>8772025
Okay, how fat and masculine are you?

>>8772011
Ya me too my dude

>>8772024
Classical civilizations sounds like it'd be fun. That's kinda the greco/roman era, yeah?

>>8772022

I dunno, my tits are pretty freakin small. And I would probably prefer having my chest touched than my junk. :/

>>8772032
i think i have cute face and body shape
but my skin is really awful and my legs too small
so yeah unfortunately

>>8772039
I've heard some people have gotten good results from some leg exercises

>>8772031
i was just makin a prank

>>8772021
depends on the food to be desu with you fambuland

>>8772024
rainbow socks and masks are more part of a fashion statement than just presentable looks. if you like them you should look into some j-fash stuff like larme. its a nice hobby and learning more about it is really fun and useful. and /cgl/ is a nice board

>>8772044
everybody would get good results from leg exercise, and exercise in general.

>>8772037
Yeah
its sort of English Literature but with Greek and Roman plays/epics and with some history mixed in too

Like last year the main things we learned about was the Iliad and the plays of Aristophanes (in particular the Archaeneans [I probably misspelled that], the Knights [also known as the Horsemen] and Peace).

We were also taught some of the context around them - ie Aristophanes' plays were mostly political so we learnt a bit about the Peloponnesian War and things like that.

Shoutouts to exercise

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>>8772044
yeah
im slowly gaining weight atm but just come out of being skin and bone, so ill exercise more as hrt does its thing and i gain more
i should drink more milk

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>tfw you will never have a circle of beta orbiters willing to satisfy your every whim
>tfw you will never be stacey
why live?

>>8772056

Milk is dank and a great source of EZ calories

>>8772051
thanks for the suggestion <3
i'll take a look at that stuff yeah :)

>>8772053
That does sound pretty interesting. You going just for the knowledge, or is there a career goal you have in mind?

>>8772051
Bah, looking back I can see your original statement was dripping in sarcasm.

And yeah, leg exercises are good for everyone

>>8772056
milk is tasty. Oranges are good too, and high in calcium.

>>8772028
I..... I do this.

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>>8772029
i'll accept that, but why was there chicken detritus in it

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why aren't you girls catgirls yet

>>8772072
I don't really have any career goals honestly

I mostly took it because I had fairly bad GCSE results so I wasn't able to take my first choices of subjects (I think my first choices were Gov & Pol, History and Physics)

im hungry :(

who wants to see something really lewd

Well, it kinda looks like you got government and history. No physics though sadly

>>8772080
I'm jealous of that catgirl.

>>8772028
Are you me?

>>8772032
Hardly and hardly, but you have to talk tough on the interwebs.

>>8772091
I want my heart back

>>8772090
I'd bring you food, but it's still frozen.

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>>8772080
we would just end up being sphinxes or lynxes or some other shitty version of a cat

>>8772098
>try to transition into a cat
>become a puppy instead

sounds about right

>>8772090
do you want some nuts?

>>8772065
>consuming the nutrients meant for the child of another

>>8772085
Were you trying to be unemployable?

>>8772090
That's the feeling of success.

>>8772091
Does it involve two males(male)?

>>8772097

She's Canadian, that's her whole jam.

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>>8771947
I dont use lube for sex

>I take it you feel better now?
not in the slightest


>>8771927
maybe one day

post your tail plug mtfg

>>8772114
>Does it involve two males(male)?
even lewder

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>>8772090
For cock?

>>8772114
No, I was just pretty depressed at the time so it was hard to focus on revision and studying

>>8772098
Das racist.
The only shitty cats are cats with no nose and Space Cats

>>8772128
Hisssssss

:(

>>8771886
>>8771887
bothering people and trying to be funny

and trying to help people I can never fully grasp the suffering of because I'm a stupid bitch with some kind of savior complex even though I cant even seem to save my self from my self even though I have it so easy

>>8771913
Ill try not to

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>>8772131
Shut up, fag.

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>>8772097
Thoughts appreciated.
I get to go home soon and eat me some homemade schnitzel though

>>8772104
Ooo what kind

>>8772114
In what way

>>8772128
Yes, always

>>8772136
I'm not the dildoface posting Chinese cartoons in a shemale thread

>>8772122
How do you rape yourself while feeling bad tho?

>>8772129
I meant two of those three are guaranteed dead ends unless you planned on being a secondary school teacher, which is another dead end in its own way.

>>8772136

>cute cis guy
sir, those don't exist

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>>8772141
Let's make some plans.

>>8772134
I don't know what you mean by ill try not to. and you should never feel bad because you might have it easier than anybody else, that doesnt invalidate your troubles at all.

>>8772141
Deez Nuts.

HAH. Got 'em!

you have no idea how long I laughed at just the idea of getting to post that. turned my day around. ill send you a baked good of your choice so long as it can hold up in the mail

>>8772146
yeah I know that but there wasn't much I could take

Most subjects I was good in required B grades in English literature and while I had a B grade in English language I'd only had a C or D grade in English literature so like

I pretty much didnt have a choice in what I took

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TIL going insane literally means that your fucking head hurts this fucking much hihihihi

>>8772146
just a question of enough sexual trauma

>>8772141
>homemade schnitzel

Sophie is a bad influence.

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>>8772161
>implying Id influence anyone in the area of food

are you high

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>tfw shakira and burch are gone forever

>>8772141
When you're hungry, you win.
When you're not, you lose.
Unless you've been hungry long enough to stop feeling hunger, in which case you win again. Simple, ja?

>>8772167
>tfw shakira and burch are gone forever

Thank fucking God.

>>8772141
Sounds yum.

>>8772161
That sounds really good though!

>>8772167
>tfw shakira and burch are gone forever
Is Shakira really gone? How did I miss that? HAPPY TIMES!

>>8772165

She's Germanising because of you!

>communist anime

omg you are upset

>>8772011
Still waiting

>>8772183
I'm in game.

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>>8772182
doubtful she doesnt even speak deutsch yet

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>>8772165
>Communist pic
I'm sorry it had to come to this Sophie

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>>8772153
Pls send me pie

>>8772152
Your place or mine

>>8772161
Don't u be hating on schnitzel

>>8772167
I don't follow but I'm not very smrt

>>8772176
It's tasty but I burned the breadcrumbs ;-;

>>8772190
I wanna learn German
Unironically

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>>8772191
you wanna fuck?
I am probably still wet

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>>8772197
I have two trashcans in my bathroom.

>>8772204
Post pic of self to backup your claims of being cute.

>>8772157
Just don't break anything or your wallet will hate you for it.
Also UTIs.

>>8772206
Does it matter what she looks like when a year from now she'll be on hormones?

>>8772198
But what about your bf

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>>8772204
Are u suggesting we do lots of drugs and have lots of sexu and puke them all back up?

>>8772197
give me your address and ill send you a pie. your choice of apple, cherry, or blueberry. i do cherry the best, though im pretty solid at all of them.

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>>8772198
no thanks

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>>8772208
ye, I learned the uti lesson years ago
and my wallet is empty anyway

>>8772213
oh right, nevermind

>>8772217
same

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>>8772214
Can I come too?

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>>8772214
Just no cocaine or meth.

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!!NSFW!!

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>>8772234
No cocaine? That's no fun at all.

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>>8772238
I have responsibilities.

>>8772153
oh, okay :)
sorry for doing this

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I am so tired

>>8772258
Then go to sleep

>>8772247
I know, me too, that's why a night of coke fueled degeneracy would be exactly what the doctor ordered

>>8772225
Idk it's not my house

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>>8772267
I've never actually done it.

>>8772275
Post a pic of yourself I want to jerk off to you.

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Just a reminder that if you hug a transgirl you also catch the trans

Trust me it's science

>>8772238

Elanna he's posting anime, he just wants to steal your hormones.

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>>8772278
Maybe someday.

>tfw life is weird now family knows your a repressed tranny but backed out of it

time to cut them out of my life it seems

>>8772275
Me neither, I've just done research chems that are similar and liked them a lot

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>>8772284
I'm going to force fem you one day and I know you'll love it.

>>8772197
Don't worry about it. You probably don't want to lose your gainz anyway.

dead thread

Things might be numb again but thank god I'm no longer a tranny

>>8772350
Shut up Amy.

Why is this the only somewhat decent thread on this board

>>8772293
I've only ever had baby lines but, all it ever did for me was give me energy and make me talk too much. Then a nasty headache half an hour later :(

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>>8772356
we have the best memes

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>>8772354
You shut up

Tranny

mewithoutYou is coming in cocktober and theyre playing a b life (one of the best albums of all time) in its entirety AND theyre hringing russian circles with them. and I'm super fucking going. Wheres anna.

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>>8772381
hey I made that based on this transgirldiaries comic :D

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>>8772381
>we have the best memes
this

>>8772362
Idk different people respond to uppers differently. I honestly get significant euphoria from other uppers so I doubt coke would be any different

>not doing acid with Elanna right now
why even live

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>not attacking elanna with acid right now
right in the feels

>>8772416
your feminien penis is very sxy bb

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I prefer fucking trannies with their panties on, so I don't have to see their balls.

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>>8772455
*girltinkler(male)

>>8772459
what if you had your balls removed so its not at all gay?

>>8772466
I want children. Eventually.

>>8772459
is fucking trannies something you do often?

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Guys why do boys keep looking at me uneasily in the men's locker room


Also I matched my shorts shoes and socks finally and it's cute

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>>8772472
I've honestly only been with cis women, but I like shitposting. So, yeah. All the time.

>>8772471
no I meant, me as in I had my balls removed

>>8772477
literally u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFsyNVzZIAI

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>>8772459
What if I told u I don't have any balls

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>>8772453
Would acid get rid of my facial hair?

>>8772477
Honestly no idea why that would happen desu.

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>>8772437
Mmn, true. I have so little experience with uppers too; I've mostly been into cannabis, alcohol and to a lesser extent, hallucinogens. I've only had small doses of cocaine and a good hit of an mda/mdma blend. The latter was admittedly pretty awesome.

>>8772490
>Would acid get rid of my facial hair?
Yes, but...

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>>8772489
I've lurked; I know. I'd be totally scared to touch your Frankenvag, but you wouldn't notice my trepidation because I'm cool as shit and just kinda go at things.

>>8772490
>no idea why
O..w

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I miss _____

>>8772416
>>8772381
I don't think I've ever internally cringed as much as I did when I read these

>>8772490
yes, along with your face

so you get electrolysis and FFS all with one splash

If we were able to distill these kinds of things, I think they could be used to force our junks to go into themselves for a no-surgery-needed penile inversion

>>8772516
Girl Faye

>>8772517
wow I dun goofed on that format

"If we were able to distill these kinds of things, I think they could be used to force our junks to go into themselves for a no-surgery-needed penile inversion"
was supposed to go after
"I don't think I've ever internally cringed as much as I did when I read these"

>>8772516

pre-DLC culture gaming.

>>8772516
snow

>>8772523
In my day people made content and you had to find sites that had content and share that content with your friends to play together

Now you get sued for doing that

>>8772516
(you)

I think I just got next-level bullied :(
I can't become the bully like this.

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>>8772517
>>8772496
Worth it though.
Probably.

>>8772508
Well I do know why, but I decided not to say.

So like I think I finally got old, I found a thing kids are doing that I don't get.

Paying $40 and waiting for tickets to get into pop up instagram art installations to take pictures

>>8772507
>(((Cis)))
>animuposting
more like Cute Trans Girl UwU

>>8772537
it's okay faye, I'm 19 and don't get that at all
in fact, I've never even heard about it until now

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>>8772507
Honestly just don't call it a frankenvag and you're golden

>>8772496
MDMA is goat

>>8772516
when i was really detached from reality and didn't even know what i looked like and could be comfortable numb as a boy

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>>8772549
But if I'm not needlessly insensitive, how will you know I'm cool?

>>8772549
You, Matthew, some MDMA. Recipe for a great time right there

>>8772516
i miss emma ;w;

>>8772565
There's a fine a fine line, you gotta learn to walk it

>>8772567
No

>>8772565
Who r u

>>8772575
Fix me, then.

>>8772567
>projecting your repressed love of Matthew onto others
It's okay, we're supportive friends.

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>>8772594
Fix you how, with a whip?

>>8772600
Like that's work.

>>8772616
Omg answer me, twerp

>>8772616
that'd*

>>8772618
We honestly do not know each other.

>>8772618
she's a new proto tranny rping as a boy