Are hetero men just bad friends for gays?

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>straight friend
>tries to have sex with me
>tries to watch porn with me
>tries to get me to post nudes, or posts nudes himself
Every fucking time.

>>8765957
Did you at least have the sense to vote Trump? Him pissing off the trannies here was entirely worth my vote.

>>8765969
Thread has nothing to do with Trump, just an OP pic I giggled at, I don't vote

>>8765965
Honestly this has only happened to me with one straight friend, but the guy is in such denial about it still

> Completely sober, friend comes into my room at 1:00 A.M saying he can't fall asleep on yhe couch
> offer to let him have my bed and sleep on couch instead
> "no anon it's chill"
> he grabs my dick, I grab his, he cums in record time of like 10 seconds
> disappears back to living room
> Now cannot be in the same room alone with me unless it's obvious he is horny

It's really gross

>>8765976
>I don't vote

So you wanted Hillary to win and be replaced by hordes of brown manual laborers?

>>8765957
Get better friends that don't bring your sexuality up at every opportunity. Likewise, don't bring your sexuality up at every given opportunity and make it the centre of your life.

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>>8765957
straight men make bad friends.
they will eventually get in a relationship with a girl and then they won't be able to do anything with you, so it is better just to replace them now.
get some gay friends.
you will have a lot more in common with them and you will have a lot more fun and not have to apologize for liking dick.

>>8766011
The whole point is that they're solely the ones bringing it up, I'm a very private person when it comes to my love life

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>>8766008

those sound like generic 19/20 year old college dude-bros

I definitely know the kind of guys you're describing, and it's just as bad even if they don't know you're gay (in my experience)

it's not all straight guys ofc but straight guys in that general age range can be pretty irritating
you'll find better friends anon

>>8766436
Nailed it right on the head with that age range

I'm a lesbian and my friends are all straight too
>all they want to talk about is their hair, boys, or some funny/empowering viral video they just saw
/r9k/ was right

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>>8767002
>>>/r9k/
Stop pretending to be a girl online NEET

>>8766436
Then how do you recommend I... change friend groups? That's such an impossible task

>>8767633
>impossible
don't make it a self-fulfilling prophecy, anon.
just go out and make some new friends.

Gay friends are way worse. If there's not some kind of sexual tension, there sure will be when one of them gets a boyfriend and suddenly you're under scrutiny by both of them like you're an ex and they basically cut off all contact.

whenever I talk to straight people I always have this unconscious feeling like I shouldnt bring up anything gay at all because it might make them uncomfortable and they wouldnt want to talk to me anymore

meanwhile my best friend for 4 years sends me anime tits in the middle of the night so clearly they dont have the same fears

>>8767668
What the hell

>>8767676
I mean, theyre decent pics from an objective point of view, and I do appreciate art

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>>8767655
Have you ever had gay friends?
You have sex with them when you first meet them, discover that you're both bottoms with small dicks and you completely lose all sexual tension from then on.
If every any sexual tension does arise, quickly douse it with a cold shower of "Yassss Queeens, Slaaaaaayy!!" and any emerging boner will be instantly killed.
This is what gay men do.
Learn our culture or forever be an outsider.

>>8765957
What would you rather talk about with them besides those topics?

Musical theater?

>>8767668
my straight friend sends me the stuff like that too, and I send him back the gay stuff I like to look at, it's all good

>>8766402
Yeah well that's still your fault somehow.

>>8765957
Never had an issue with straight guys. I mean yeah, they might call you a faggot. I just call them a nigger, or some other mildly offensive term related to their existence. It's called banter. Guys tend to do it more than girls. Us fags are usually pretty damn good at it.

>talking about boy I went on date with
>one friend says "You're such a faggot, anon."
>"Shit, at least I get some, you girl-kissing loser."