/clg/ lazy & depressed edition

>>8750776
>no news
>no discord info
>no bait warning
>no posts

This truly is lazy & depressed edition.

>>8750864
Some threads are only a photo. But I think it should have a link to the previous thread >>8744510

>>8750776
Good morning/afternoon sunshine!! I hope you have a wonderful day!!

>>8750943
I suppose, things were like that when /clg/ started out anyway. I like our new formatting, though.

>>8750864
News:
>last thread was a shitshow of mtf and terf squabbling
>that's pretty much it

>>8751703
>terf
You mean people with actual sense. Gtfo tranner

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Cis Lesbian General (/clg/): Actual Thread Edition

What's the lez scene like where you live? Is there an lgbt district with girl clubs and cafes? If not, and you're based in Hicktown USA, what are your tips for finding your own kind?

Should you notice a particularly incessant shitposter, work together and exercise the ability to HIDE and REPORT.
https://pastebin.com/P644WESi

Recent News
>29 year olds getting offered the kids menu
>Being the third wheel to het couples is hell on earth
>Everyone is shocked to learn the cure for chubby is eating less
>Gay autism shutting down all the straightbois
>Bislut invasion results in 0 casualties
>Everyone is shocked to learn that /tttt/ thinks it's oppressive not to talk about their issues constantly
>The jury is still out on leg hair and bulldykes
>OKC is a cringe cow but DBZ is normal
>Sweet stories of doggy determination
>If you hang out with kids, they'll catch your homovirus
>Post bait for gauranteed replies
>As always, >tfw no gf

Previous: >>8744510

There you go you lazy bitches

i live in the Netherlands and i honestly don't think that there is even a lesbian scene anywhere here. It fucking sucks

>>8752218
>i live in the Netherlands and i honestly don't think that there is even a lesbian scene anywhere here. It fucking sucks

hmm... Have you tried being yourself?

>>8752011
>Who is the Umi of Aqours?
I would say none. Riko and Dia are like really bad, failed Umi clones thus they are my least favorite characters.

>>8752218
I think polyanon lives here too. Go be gay with her and her gfs!

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>tfw constantly tempted to get a cute, short haircut but also like my ponytail

My hair has just gotten too long I think

>>8752051
>What's the lez scene like where you live?

Everyone is really gay here.

>Is there an lgbt district with girl clubs and cafes?

Yes, and incidentally, it's where I live. Although, as usual, there are more places catered to gay men than lesbians.

>>8752218
>first country to legalize gay marriage
>no lesbian scene

>>8752245
I was wondering where you were!
How long is your hair? Have you always had long hair?

>watch video of woman from norway baking
>awash in pastel colors
>suddenly want nothing more than a housewife who enjoys baking and coming home to her aproned arms, house smelling of her confections

>>8752291
Post video. Sounds comfy.

>>8752295
https://youtu.be/cbXTXogEYDk

>>8752329
She makes it look so simple. With my cooking/baking skills, I'll mess it up somehow.

>>8752367
I'd still marry you and be happy with whatever you made.

>>8752042
>t.terf
we're not all on your side

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>>8752401
T-thanks, anony.

>>8752042
>>8752413
>the thread was shit before! so let's shit ti up again!

God i wish you both would just jump into a bonfire and die cis trans or reptillianoid creature from the planet zorgas

>>8752413
Lmao actuallesbians is thataway

>>8752443
>anony
Are you that bishitter from last thread?

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Anyone else here with crippling mental illness?
Hard mode: no depression.

>>8752458
>only one person uses the term anony
How new are you?

>>8752483
>anyone using that term
Ehhhh

>>8752470
Anxiety/depression combo reporting in. Life's pretty shit desu

>>8752511
It's commonly used here and has been for a long time.

>>8752470
According to a clg a couple of weeks ago most cis lesbians have ftm dysphoria.

>>8752051
Doing God's work, anon.

>>8752458
>Lmao actuallesbians is thataway
escort yourself out then

>>8752554
>>8752458
an hero

this is not /terfgen/
if you want /terfgen/, go make /terfgen/

>>8752568
an fucking hero

hurf durf make every thread about trannies be it pro or anti hurrrrrrrrrrrr thats how you make a cis lesbian general

I want the /pol/ shitposting to kill itself off!

>>8752573
>I want the /pol/ shitposting to kill itself off!
So stop doing it.

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>>8752576
an hero

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>>8752520
Hah, you're like a baby. I have anxiety, depression AND psychosis. The anxiety feeds intrusive thoughts and sensory hallucinations but I'm thankful the deep depression prevents me from acting on this stuff whenever I'm too braindead to even move. Every year the symptoms worsen a lot.

Can anyone here beat this? Trannies need not to apply.

>>8752547
That's contradictory and being a tranny is shit-tier illness.

>>8752589
psychotic ftm spotted

>>8752520
Same. Bit of trauma thanks to having a near death experience when I was little, too.

>>8752266
I had very long hair as a child and hacked it all off in middle school because this girl in my choir would yank it whenever she got mad at me (which was often) so I decided to give her nothing to yank.

I had pretty short hair from then on out until about two years ago. I stopped cutting it because I was disgusted with how hard it was to find a decent stylist at an affordable price in my area. Now it's just past my boobs. It's starting to get really annoying because it's getting caught in everything and gets everywhere. I mostly keep it back in a ponytail.

>>8752591
>>8752597
Fuck off, trannies. My delusions are not body dysphoria but hypochondria and paranoia.

>>8752589
schizoaffective disorder bipolar type

>>8752605
It's a joke anon, sorry. I hope you can find some peace, that sounds like hell

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>>8752609
I'm curious about this. Describe a bit about your daily life.

>>8752616
It's indeed hell to spend most of the day thinking you're gonna die of an illness or worrying that you accidentally poisoned your food for some reason or not being able to eat food by other people because of this or try new food, or smelling something unusual and thinking it will kill you, or listening to noises outside and thinking there is an attack going on, or not being able to go outside on your own out of fear of suddenly dropping dead, of feel that someone is following you or anyone could kill/mug/rape you, or being restless in >2nd floor of a building because earthquakes/fires, or not being able to take medicine because it might actually kill you and you could choke on pills, or brush my teeth because the toothpaste spooks me, or not being able to take baths because you get dizzy and that's really scary. I want to die but I don't want to die.

>>8750864
Discord is filled with autism and trannies. The news is always the same. Bait is obvious.

>>8752605
confirmed f2m or lesbian

>>8752666
Are you even in the discord?

>>8752650
>read more wikileaks than Manning herself.
you anon, you're on my level.

>>8752657
I don't really do pda either unless it's in a known gay bar. I'd rather not draw attention. Positive or negative. This may be why no one thinks femme lesbians exist.

>>8752291
>tfw gf isnt wealthy enough to support me being her housewife when we'd both like that

>>8752650
>Manning herself
>herself

>>8752895
Would you leave her for a rich girl?

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Have you ever been in an interracial relationship?
What was it like?

So uh. How does one kiss?

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>>8753185
With your lips. Usually with the top ones before the bottom ones come into play.

>doing laundry
>putting clothes in machine
>see gf's panties
>hmm
>sniff
>open eyes
>gf is staring at me
>she doesn't say anything
>just walks out of the room

A-Am I weird?

>>8753084
With a mixed (half white half black) girl, yeah. She was raised by white people, though... so no major "cultural" difference (although it's hard to generalize cultural differences there since it depends on the area and the people and whatnot). Mainly she just had a different hair type than mine.

>>8753289
No. I'm kind of into scent kink myself, and so are others. Altho desu most of the time I didn't like how my last gf's panties smelled, even if I was into her female aroma at the time (it or I would change depending on lifestyle factors or the wind or whatever).

>>8752603
I had very long hair as a kid too. For some reason, my parents didn't want me to get a haircut so my hair was down to my ass. Eventually I convinced my parents to allow me to cut my hair because having long hair like that was very uncomfy especially during the hot summer months. Plus, the hair tangles!
I had short hair for a few months in high school, but it didn't look good on me. Since then I just keep it slightly past shoulder length. Instead of a ponytail, I put my hair in a messy bun if I don't feel like wearing it down.

>>8753315
>change depending on lifestyle factors or the wind or whatever

I like that. It's always a little different but still her.

Speaking of which, I still don't understand how """heterosexual""" men can say vaginas in general smell bad, it's totally the opposite.

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>>8753349
I've heard grown men say this as well. Couldn't tell if they were joking or not.
It always turns me on when I can smell a girl through her clothes at the gym or something. hhng

>>8753349
Probably because the girls had East infections or something. IMO there's nothing better than the scent of a (clean) girl.

>>8753417
Shit, I meant to say yeast obviously.

>>8753349
They can smell bad if hygiene is bad or there's bacterial growth. Most of it though is probably just dudes who think it's a good excuse for getting out of giving oral because they think giving oral makes them less macho or something.

Reminder that butches > femmes

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>>8753349
>>8753398
>>8753417
>>8753426
Wh-what do other girls' pussies smell like? Please be descriptive.

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>>8753417
>east infection
I put forward the motion to reference yellow fever as East Infection from now on

>>8753606
What does yours smell like?

>>8753629
Pussy? I have only smelled mine so I don't know how to compare.

>>8753683
Same.
>tfw the only pussy I've seen irl is my own

>>8753721
>tfw have never even looked at my own
Are you supposed to use a mirror or something? Lol

>>8753787
Yeah.
>tfw your pussy is extremely ugly

>>8753816
Vaginas have always looked freaky desu, a sensitive vulnerable hole in your body. Lots of weird folds.
>tfw I don't even know what a clit is
I have failed at being a girl and lesbian

>>8753787
Yea. Use a mirror. Go do it now.
Tell us what you find.

>>8753836
OKAY just realized this sounds like I'm MtF but I'm not, I'm just that sexually inexperienced.

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>all these virgins

Is anyone else's voice kinda deep, at least deeper than the average girl? I've always been slightly insecure about mine, wish it were more feminine.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1hAvY5zQZEY

>>8753948
Mine is, though I can't post a vocaroo at the moment. It doesn't really bother me though, I let some internet friends believe I was a boy for several months once.

>>8753968
I'm already not as pretty as I wish I was, though clothes and makeup can do their best. But I can't change my voice or face :/

>>8753948
Nope. I remember when I was a teen I would subconsciously make my voice deep but that stopped when I hit my 20's for some reason. My voice is pretty normal but it's autistic so I can't say I like it.

>>8752470
General anxiety, Major Depression, and PTSD. Life is a shit show. I've been in a psych ward 4 times in the last 12 months.

>>8753978
Just find someone who thinks deeper voices are hot, they exist.

>>8754017
Why do you have PTSD?

>>8754031
I was raped twice under two very different circumstances.

>>8753948
Kinda, I guess. However, I also have a shitty Spanish accent that makes me feel insecure when I speak English.

>>8754113
Accents can be cute.

>>8754113
I feel accents are interesting, they give people a unique trait. It's like, having your own font, but spoken.

>>8750776
What kind of underwear do you anons wear and what do you prefer on other girls? I need new underwear and I don't know what kind I should get.

>>8754129
Thongs and thongs. Everything rides up anyway.
Or compression shorts if I'm working out.

>>8754129
Cheap af fruit of the loom underwear I got from Target. Honestly it doesn't (and shouldn't) matter but sexy underwear can look nice?

>>8754122
>It's like, having your own font, but spoken.
Never thought of it that way. I would still prefer for my accent to be less thick.

>>8754129
>What kind of underwear do you anons wear
Bikini or hipster panties.
>what do you prefer on other girls
Doesn't really matter.

>>8754250
>Bikini or hipster panties.
Same. I feel pressure to wear "sexier" underwear but, honestly, basic cheap panties like those are comfy and in my comfort zone.

>>8754261
Wearing sexy underwear seems more like a special occasion sort of thing rather than everyday wear.

>>8754358
As long as my ass look nice. Just kidding, I have no ass.

>>8754372
>I have no ass.
Time for squats.

>>8752666
There are no trannies in the discord, don't spread fake news

>>8754385
My gym class teacher used to make us do 50 squats on workout days and I couldn't walk the rest of the week. No thank you.

>>8754394
Wasn't there a tranny that got in? They were bragging about here a while back.

>>8754397
>50 squats on workout days
That's light weight, bby. Do some ATG squats and get an ass of steel.
Suffer the pain of discipline or suffer the pain of regret.

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>>8754419
This is /clg/... how hard is it for trannies to stay in their own thread... there's always like 3 or 4 /mtfg/ threads up they can post in without getting bashed.

>>8754420
Will add squats to my routine. I can't wait to have an ass I'm proud of.

>>8754436
>I can't wait to have an ass I'm proud of.
Godspeed, anon.

>>8754440
I am sooooo bored right now (currently studying/reviewing). How are you doing anon?

>>8754447
I'm doing fairly well. But I do need to go to bed. I have to go to work in like 5 hours.
Have fun studying!

>>8754419
That was just shitposting, anon.

>>8754419
Was a troll. They can never post proof that they're in.

>>8754129
I'm actually out of clean underwear. Need to do laundry rip

>>8754397
>>8754420
>50 squats on workout days
With breaks in between or straight 1 set of 50? Because I think even I'd get tired doing 1 set of 50.

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>>8754595
10 squats, 10 lunges, 10 sit ups, 9 squats, 9 lunges, 9 sit ups ... all the way to 1 with no break in between. Those workout Wednesdays (what she called them) were fucking torture for 12 year old's.

>>8754624
This is how people get burned out of exercising.

>>8754627
Idk why she made us exercise like that so much instead of letting us play dodgeball or run around outside. Pretty sure the guys were allowed to do whatever fun athletic stuff they wanted. I started running a few miles most days this summer, going great, which I hope to continue when I start college next week.

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>>8754652
I wish I could get through cardio without getting bored out of my damn mind. I don't understand cardio bunnies and people who enjoy running. I wish I knew their secret.

>>8754867
Just do HIIT.

>>8752243

where?? owo

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Do you still read fanfiction or did you grow out of it?

>>8755013
I read fanfics everyday
Mostly SU and animu fics

>>8754867
The secret is to try literally running from your problems.

>>8755033
Can i run from my abusive /pol/ ex?

>>8755013
>/r9k/
tranner confirmed

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Remember to not look straight at the eclipse today without your safely goggles.
You can't shitpost if you go blind.

>>8755013
I do. I've been on a wicked gelphie binge lately. Remember the good old days of r9keis though. Doubt I'll ever grow out of it.

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>>8755056
Wait,there's a eclipse today?Neat

>>8755039
t bishit

>>8755064
Yeah. It's the Great Burgerland Eclipse of 2017.

>>8755071
I'm not bi,my ex was a girl

>>8755074
Cool,hope all you burger lesbians enjoy it

Do we have a discord?The gays have one

>>8755124
you can add me on discord bb

>>8755142
>bb
Anon you're embarrassing me

>>8755194
good, I embarrass myself, so we're on the same page

>cat peed on my bed
Fuck you,cat

>>8755353
mine did the same not two days ago
ungrateful fuck was probably mad that I spent the night at gfs parents' place

>>8755353
>>8755450
Have them put down.

>>8755469
I just grabbed him and rubbed the back of his head into it for a minute
I'm tempted to fit him with a shocker collar, but I'd be too tempted to fuck with him
>besides euthanasia costs money
>fucker can die for free

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>>8755469
I will put you down

>>8755599
>euthanasia costs money
Car window.

>>8755124
You have to request an invite.

>>8755056
No problem, I can have my mom shitpost for me.

>>8756167
Quality family bounding.
A family that shitpost together stays together.

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How does it makes you feel to know that most straight girls find lesbians disgusting and think they are unnatural or that something is wrong with them? It discourages me from coming out to be honest because most of them play with you political correctness but that's what they really feel at the end of the day.

>>8755081
It was neat. I might make a habit of going to see it each time it comes around.

>>8756248
You might have to wait a few decades.

>>8756239
>giving a single fuck about what straight girls think

>>8756259
Yeah well that's what I think until I interact with them.

>>8756255
Next one is in 7 years.

>>8750776
>lazy & depressed edition
thats me, what do

>>8756239
Straught girls are sluts who only care about sex,i don't give a fuck about the opinions of sluts

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>>8756297
>Straught
Fuck i meant straight

>>8756239
My experience has been most do not give a shit. A small minority are homophobic but that's balanced out by a small minority that likes you more for not competing with them for men.
I don't have a problem with those hiding a disgust with me liking girls because it's a pretty common thing in society to hide your disgust with someone's choice in partners or sex whether it's their biological parts, the way they let their partners treat them, their physical appearance, personality, kinks etc. Guaranteed everyone at some point has found someone's lover or sex disgusting but doesn't mention it out of politeness.

>sees the most beautiful girl ever on my way home
>tfw she will never be my gf
Feels bad

>>8756330
This. I'm disgusted at the fact that some people like to be pissed on and that 80 year olds still fuck but I just don't think about it. I don't care about what other people do because it's none of my business, just like it's none of their business what I like to do. I don't care what straight people think about me. As long as they're not openly homophobic and don't try to infringe on my rights I couldn't care less if they secretly find it disgusting.

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>tfw live in some shithole in a conservative af country
>probably the only dyke in the city
>there are like 5 lgbt clubs in the whole country
>would never find a gf in them anyway because I'm ugly
I hope I die

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>>8756239
then why do straight girls watch so much lesbian porn, huh?

>>8756478
Makes you wonder how many men pretend to be women on the Internet.

>>8755056
Cooler than I thought it'd be. Saw it using 3 sunglasses and don't see lingering sunspots in my vision yet so all's good. I'll maybe invest in that bit of effort to get those free Eclipse glasses in 2024.

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>>8756478
>lesbian seduces straight in the top five

can I even use this reaction pic on a blue board

>the posters in cis lesgen "mysteriously" just happen to solely interested in femmes and hetero women, attracted to alt-right and /pol/ politics, anti-feminist, and post anime

"hm" "weird"

>>8756562
>clg isn't a hivemind, I personally love andros and butches
>everyone on 4chan posts anime
Not weird
Also everyone knows modern feminism is a joke

>>8756500
>Saw it using 3 sunglasses
Kek, you know that does nothing at all, right? Enjoy your incoming sight problems.

>>8756570
What's modern feminism, my man?

>>8756587
I guess I should have used the term "radical feminism." I'm stoned rn so I don't really care honestly

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>>8756500
>3 sunglasses
lol

>>8756577
Not that anon but I made my own solar eclipse viewing box. Where I live it just ended (TX 2:45 PM) so it's useless now but I still got a nice view.

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>>8756538
There is no straight girl. There are just girls who haven't met the right woman yet.

>>8756730
>...and maybe we could have a foursome with my boyfriend, teeheehee

>>8756562
There's a few Eriks pretending to be one of us. Personally, I have zero interest in straight girls. I prefer femme but cool with tomboy or soft butch as long as they're fit and qt.
I'm also an /u/ and /a/ regular, plus an old school liberal activist but I never talk politics here because it doesn't belong in this thread. Sometimes a little yuri talk but I rarely post anime or manga and none of that stupid avatar fagging.

>>8756730
thats what rapists say

>>8756810
Some lesbians fantasize about raping straight girls into lesbianhood

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>>8756478
>lesbian seduces straight
Sounds hot

>>8756439
It's time to move to another country, anon.

>>8756439
What country do you live in,anon?

>>8756862
I'm a poorfag
>>8756865
Poland

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>>8756903
>literally /pol/: the country
Sucks to be you, nigga. Can't you flee to east germoney or something?

>>8756934
I studied German for 3 years in hs and I can barely introduce myself

>>8756903
At least you're not in Brazil

>>8756975
Nah, even a shithole like Brazil is better than Poland for a gay person.

>>8756975
What is it like, anon? I would love to know

>>8756975
Brazil isn't that bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBNffYJ0Csg

Any others here (other than >>8756770) who don't get the straight girl meme? I've literally never had any straight girl crushes.

I think it's probably because I'm attracted to weirder, more autistic and artsier girls who, for whatever reason, tend to have a very high chance of being bi/les... Most straight girls are way too normie for me so I very rarely have any interest in them at all.

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>>8756810
>>8756844
Some straight girls fantasize about being raped into a lesbian fluid druid.

>>8756769
You're mistaking hetshits for bishits. But that's understandable.

Anon here who suspected a grill wanted my V when she asked me out to drinks after work.
She indeed wanted the V and who am I to deny it.

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>>8757084
How was your fugg? Is she your gf now?

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>>8756998
Politically?Terrible,just google it and you'll see how far we've sunk
Socially?We literally had a purge night on february because the cops stopped working
And it's terrible to be a lesbian on a 3rd world country,other lesbians only care about sex and will probably cheat on you and your sexuality is seen as a taboo.Also our possible next president is /pol/tier so the future doesn't looks bright

>>8757084
Lucky

>>8757140
At least you guys are hot and have a wonderful language.

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>>8757161
>Brazilianguese
>a wonderful language
>not a butchered version of Spanish

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>>8757161
>brazil's portuguese
>wonderful language
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

>>8757105
The fugg was decent. I couldn't concentrate that well and wasn't all that horny either, but she did a good job still. We aren't gfs now, and I'm a bit confused when it comes to potential gfs right now anyway.

>>8757146
Yeah, I don't know how I managed to score.

>>8757161
I can assure you i am anything but hot
But thanks,your compliment made me smile

>>8757193
Were you a virgin?

>>8757217
No, I've been with a few girls before.

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>>8757263
What was your best fugg?

>>8757140
Damn that sounds bad, I hope you'll be able to move somewhere else. It's hard but we can do it, anon.

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>>8757339
Thanks anon,i hope i can move to the US or Canada someday

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>>8757316
I definitely had the best sex with my last girlfriend. We used to kiss and touch each other for ages before we even started getting close to the other's vagina. She was also always up to experiment and was getting really into anything I did to her, and she got aroused pretty fast, which I think is quite hot.

>>8757353
I would move to Canada. murrika is a shithole too.

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>>8757359
Cute. Why did you break up with your last gf?

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>>8757381
She broke up with me, to go back to her abusive ex.

>>8757186
>>8757189
Maybe it was just the one girl I heard speak it, but her voice made me want to be her slave.

>>8757442
Poor you.

>>8757067
This. I'm not into "autistic" or artsy girls but I have no desire for the Stacy-esque straight girls that so many people droll over for some reason. Most of the straight girls I know have no sense of humor and are boring as shit. They don't have any personality because most straight guys don't give a shit about anything other than looks. Obviously there are lesbians like this too but I don't get the obsession with basic straight girls.

>>8757454
I'm dealing with it by fugging other random qts.

>>8757067
I find a ton of straight girls hot but never strongly crush.

>>8757067
I'm the one you quoted. I'm not into the type you're into. It's about liking girls who aren't half-assed about being with me or having sex with me. I haven't had problems with lesbian bed death or leaving me for someone else because of that.

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>>8757360

>>8757500
How is that working out for you? Is it helping any?

>bought 20 blank CDs to up my dreamcast library
>feel immediately horrible after burning a copy of skies of arcadia
It's not like I don't want to buy legit copies of games I want, they're just so damned expensive
I was thinking about getting PSO, but then I'd have to get dreampi to actually enjoy it
:(

>>8758043
I wouldn't worry about it, it's not like the developers would get any money from you buying an overpriced secondhand copy anyways.

>>8758043
Always wanted to play this game. Does it still run like shit on emulators?

>>8756770
>none of that stupid avatar fagging.
Do we have anyone who does?

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>>8758154
I often avatarfag with cute anime girls.

>>8758171
Is it still avatarfagging if you don't always use the same girl?

>>8758253
No.

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>go to see eclipse
>cartography senpai is outside with a pinhole projector she made
>invites me to sit with her
>awkwardly comply
>feel my face getting fucking hot
>put on eclipse glasses
>she's trying to talk to me or at least be friendly
>feel an awkward mess but manage to talk anyway
>calm the fuck down and we take turns swapping the glasses and projector
>make a joke about being trashy and taking a selfie in my glasses
>she offers to take the picture for me
>takes like three more on her phone
>tells me she likes taking pictures off me because of my pants
>panic and almost accidentally look into the sun
>she doesn't seem to notice and offers to text me the photos
>it was still lots of fun
>tfw you nearly blind yourself but you still get to watch an eclipse with your brain crush

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>two girls check me out at the gym
>walk across the gym and hide in the bathroom

>>8758171
That's missing my fav ZUN smirk; the closed-mouth one where their smile is sliding up the side of their face like a pirate ship ride.

>>8758280
>tells me she likes taking pictures of me because of my pants
Must be some sexy pants you were wear, delinquent.
You probably look better with them off though. Just sayin'.

>>8758154
Kek does it sometimes.

>>8758487
Reaction images != avatarposting

>>8758107
I sometimes wonder why sega didn't just start selling blank GDRs
they were the only ones who used it
>oh, you wanna pirate?
>here's an overpriced proprietary disk, >$19.99 or $50 for three
>>8758111
I dunno, I never use the emulator I have
mostly just a tester to see if the cdi will boot

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Does anyone else listen to Lana? I love her songs.

>>8758751
I love her. How would you rank her albums anon?

>>8759192
I've only got into her recently but I love Born to Die, Ultraviolence, and Lust for Life.

>>8758751
It seems to be a recurring theme with lesbians - they like Lana Del Ray. I'll admit I only started liking her after listening to her song in a yuri mmv.

>>8759252
I liked Summertime Sadness when it used to play on the radio all the time and checked out her other popular songs. Her voice is so hecking nice to listen to, especially in Lust for Life (the single).

>It seems to be a recurring theme with lesbians - they like Lana Del Ray.
Veeery popular with gay men too, I've noticed.

>>8759197
For me it's Lust For Life > Ultraviolence > Born To Die > Honeymoon

>>8758751
Never heard of her.

>>8759269
I would highly recommend listening to all her other music as well. She has a ton of underrated songs and in my opinion her most popular ones aren't even her best. All of her albums are worth listening to.

>>8758751
>tfw you've been on this board so long you think the photo's an example of an mtf who's had nose surgery at first

>>8756986
>>8756934
>>8756903
Seconding this, you're in the Schengen Area for fuck's sake, just move to a better country. Britain might be fucked because of Brexit but you could go to Ireland even.

>>8756478
Because most heterosexual porn is aimed at men and features things that don't turn on the majority of women, like cockslapping and facials.

Also possible that a higher proportion of lesbians than straight women watch porn at all, skewing the results.

Why do men like their moms so much though.

>>8758751
Tried to listen one of her albums, couldn't go past the second song. The singing was far too monotonous and depressive for me.

>>8759383
Ask a straight woman what she watches and she will say girl on girl. The answers I've heard have to do with the focus on giving a girl oral, on it being all about the woman, foreplay, etc. Just gonna add my theories as well - realism. Straight girls are aware what wouldnt feel good in het porn, its very obviously male fantasy. Much like how lesbians cant stand the popular lesbian stuff due to the length of the nails. That turns us off because we know about lesbian sex. Straight girls don't know. So when they watch it, they can more easily imagine such things as pleasureable and nice.

>>8758280
>likes you because of your pants
What kind of pants were you wearing,anon?

>>8753836
> was fucking this grill the otherday
>shes loving it but tells me "touch my clit pls "
> pure confusion
> tfw too drunk and dumb so don't have a clue wat she meant
>she moves my hand anyway and shows me where to go
> don't think she realised i was scared shitless and didn't have a clue

>>8758751
shes so cute, it makes me cry

>>8752470
I have major depressive disorder
I kind of want to get on disability but I kbow ill probably get denied
>>8754017
>4 times in 12 months
Damn. I've been twice in 12 months and i hate myself for it honestly
>>8754049
Really sorry to hear that anon.

>>8753948
I have a pretty deep voice i feel like. Ill post a clip later
>>8756730
Sauce on that screenshot?

>>8759548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtSrhFsyFWY

>>8759545
It's okay, anon. I'm getting better at dealing with it and learning to love myself again. I'm hoping to lose my virginity for real soon too. Been trying tinder and I've got plans to meet this tattooed qt tomorrow.

I've tried disability and got denied, I hope you get accepted. It's worth a shot but at the end of the day you can only count on yourself to dig you out of this hole.

>>8753948
Deeper than the average girl sure, but that runs in our family and most people find it pleasant and soothing, even sexy. If you've heard Korean girls with voices on the deeper side, it's pretty much like that. I think we sound better speaking Korean than English.
It's still distinctly feminine enough that even when people can't figure out the gender of an Asian name and put me down in their lists as "Mr," I've never had a caller not immediately switch to "Miss" the moment they hear me talk.

>>8759463
[spoiler]none[/spoiler]

>>8757716
Eh, it beats wallowing in misery alone at home, but none of the new girls can hold up to her.

>>8759624
Hawt

>>8759624
Delinquent wouldn't be so lewd as to not wear pants.

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>>8759660
Hope things work out for you, anon.

>>8759790
Th-Thanks. I at least stopped crying on the daily.

>>8759784
Delinquents are super lewd,anon
They don't care about what society thinks of them

>page 6

Have the normies started partying on Tuesdays?

>>8760551
They're probably all on the discord or went blind with the eclipse.

>>8760551
We're on page 1.

>>8760642
Can't say if you're joking or retarded.

>>8760612
I'm neither on discord or went blind. Shit, I didn't even get to see the eclipse. Maybe next time.
I am at work on my lunch break yearning to go home and take a nap.

>>8756478
What is up with guys and all those lesbian searches?

>>8756478
I mean incest searches, step son, step mom and step son, etc

>>8760671
Most men only like two things: their mom and dicks.

>>8760551
why aren't the abnormies keeping the thread alive?

>>8760843
I don't know about you, but I was busy writing an essay paper.

>tfw wanted to write first half today
>tfw still 300 words short of meeting my goal
>tfw haven't eating anything sugary in at least three weeks, did today, and got a headache

>>8760900
>writing essays
what a loser
>tfw dropped out

Is boob size important, /clg/?
>tfw A cup boobs at 23

>>8760970
my friend says shes a D cup im a C i feel like mine are bigger than hers, held them the other day felt like at least a B cup -_- liesss. i do prefer normal sized not too big not too small but boobs r boobs can't complain

>>8760936
How am I supposed to support my future wife without a degree?

>>8760994
if you're a C with a larger band that's totally possible

>>8761026
i didn't even know thats a thing

>>8761003
>not wanting to be her housewife

>>8760970
Who even cares?

>>8760970
As long as she isn't man-tier flat chest I don't care.

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>>8760970
>tfw A cup boobs at 29
DFC master race, my negro. None of my partners have ever complained.

I think Bs/Cs are perfect, but any size is great if I like the girl. Admittedly I did have a good friend once whose DDs were fucking magical.

>invited over to her place one night for drinks and vidya
>she plays Just Dance on Wii with no bra on
>picks song full of small jumping movements
>unable to tear my eyes away from her chest, literally salivating
>her bf glances at me
>clears his throat, casually suggests we play something else

>>8761106
I'd actually hugely dislike becoming a housewife. My qt however is free to be one.

>tfw no cool hot business woman to return to homely wife and fresh meals

>>8761026
This. Plus a lot of women wear the wrong size bra because they never bother to get properly sized or resized periodically.
As for best size, depends on your gf/crush/interest. My gf loves large
boobs and thankfully I'm a D cup.

>>8760970
I couldn't care less

>>8761134
>tfw same feel but in reverse

>>8759533
She really is.

>stomach feels uncomfortable and looks really big compared to normal over the last couple of days
>random back pain
>suddenly convinced that I'm an enormous failure
>begin finding plastic surgeons in my area because I might as well die if I'm not pretty
>random crying
>don't want to get out of bed all day, I feel overwhelmed
>period blood on underwear
>...
>suddenly my mind clears and everything stops hurting

I didn't think that it had been four weeks already...... Why am I so dumb. I get my period every single month, how does it still manage to take me by surprise?!?! How do I not realize?!

>>8761260
Y-You wanna try and cook me dinner sometime, anony?

>>8761273
>tfw can't cook
b-but I can try!

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>>8758481
>>8759463
These. Except I didn't style them like that, obviously. Not very exciting, I know. I'm trying very hard to look classy for my new job.

>>8761286
Can you bake? Or prepare some simple dishes? I could teach you some stuff to grow into a proper housewife.

>>8760666
It's less gay if there's no guys in it

>>8761301
Those are some cool pants

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>>8758751

>>8761270
have u seen that video where she just says hi in her cute accent and smiles, i can't find it anymore but it kills me everytime ;-;

>>8761417
Gay guys and girls both haha.

>>8761435
Nope but I'll try finding it. Just got into her music recently though listening to a few albums.

>>8761464
https://twitter.com/eliesaaab/status/882735920285454337?lang=en nvm a friend dropped me a link after i kept talking about how cute she is

>>8761272
>period blood on underwear
You don't put on pantiliners a couple of days leading to your period? I hate getting blood on my underwear. It messes them up.

>>8760900
Did you reach your goal, anon?

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>>8761533
N-No, I didn't write a single word since that post.

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>>8761272
>still waiting for my goddamn period to begin
It's late for more than a week now, and that pretty much never happens to me.

>>8761308
>I could teach you some stuff to grow into a proper housewife.
you'd need to... I'm a failure even at that.

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>>8761579
Bad anony.

>>8761695
Step 1: Boil water
Step 2: Put stuff into water
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Profit


>>8761709
Don't tell me you'll punish me, Senpai.

>>8761766
I can manage instant food! I'm a cook!

>>8761518
I wear liners most days because I have pretty heavy discharge and it feels like I have a wet omelette pressed up against me down there by the end of the day, lmfao. I don't care about ruining underwear that much because it's not like anyone other than myself sees em.

>>8761794
Sticking something in the microwave and setting a timer doesn't count, honey.

>>8761272
>>8761518
>>8761625
>All these people with predictable periods.
reeeee

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>>8761939
>it feels like I have a wet omelette pressed up against me

>>8761939
Change liners more often, duh.

>>8761980
>tfw could have fugged the night from Friday to Saturday
>didn't do so because period
>meet another qt on Sunday, period seemed to be gone, able to get it on
>apparently it wasn't and the qt politely mentioned it

S-shit. I know it couldn't have been intense and maybe she just noticed it because her fingers were inside of me, but I still feel awkward.

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>hey anon what are you drawing?
>sees my sketchbook full of nude women
>omg anon you're such a pervert,you shouldn't draw stuff like that

>>8761979
but you said... >>8761766

>>8762033
Those are the basics to cooking rice, pasta, potatoes, or boil vegetables.

>>8762030
Are we talking about life drawing nudes or cheesecake nudes?

>>8761328
Thanks! They're really comfy too. Kind of different from what I normally buy, but I've noticed I've been doing that a lot lately. I bought a nice, inexpensive set of freshwater pearls last weekend. I think the way some of the women in my office dress is influencing me.

>>8761939
Try eating Greek yogurt erryday

>>8762042
don't you lie to me! i've seen pasta being cooked and it's way more complicated than that! you have to work out for yourself how long to leave it boiling for and how much water to put in, no instructions on the side of the packet!

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who is your ideal wife, clg?

>>8762067
>how long to leave it boiling for and how much water to put

1 litre for 100g of pasta. Usually between 6 and 10 minutes, depends on the kind of pasta and if you want it to turn out softer or crunchier.
Pro tip: save some of the starchy water and mix it into a sauce.

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>>8762071

>>8762076
>litre
>g
stop the jargon! the only measurements i know are the fill line and the clock.

>>8762092
O-Okay, put water up until fill line, put in as much pasta as you want to eat, and watch the clock for 8 minutes.

captcha: close cooks

>>8762067
Or you can just pull one out and eat it to check if it's done??

>>8762112
but proper pans don't have fill lines and how do i know how much pasta i want if it doesn't come in portions?!

>>8762126
i could maybe try it...

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>>8762071
I like Hufflepuffy types.

>>8762163
You cook pasta in a pot, and you'll just have to figure out how hungry you and the future wife will be.

>>8762067
3/4 big pot, boil, dump entire bag in, 15 minute timer, stir every 5 minutes, produces meal+1-2 leftovers at my voracious rate.

>>8762163
You can look up portion sizes online for different types, but I'm sure you knew that. Have fun if you're at any kind of altitude, cooking pasta take for fucking ever.

>>8762058
Cheesecake,i don't have the courage to go to a art school

>>8762071
Tall & submissive
I might let a tall girl dominate me,but only if she's willing to put up with my weird fantasies

>>8762508
I meant it in terms of intent, like were they supposed to be titillating or not. And hey, you don't have to go to art school to do life drawing.

>>8761499
Fuck she's cute

>>8762662
As in sexualised nudity?nah i think it's pretty tame,kinda like those old paintings of naked women,they're naked,but it's not the focus of the picture (does this makes sense?my english is not very good)

>>8762735
Makes sense. Your friend can take a hike, there's nothing especially perverted about that.

>>8762090
>just because you reminded me of firefly
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JX5t8iy9FfY

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Who /kisslesshandholdlessvirgintfwnogf/ here

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>>8763065
nobody, it's just you

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>>8762071
girls like this

Gay and lesbian thread for us all to share feels >>8763194

>>8763210
Gas the fags.

>>8763239
For the record, gaygen feels differently >>8763099 >>8763123

>>8763282
>I'm a lesbian and my gay guy friend
I just posted that there haha. Thought that small story was more relevant for that thread. It sucks when your gay friends who also struggle with love and relationships get with someone and you feel left behind.

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>>8763210
Trannies already invaded it.
Dammit. This is why we can't have nice things.

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anyone here ldr? (past or present)
about to go see my qt gf for a week after ~2 months apart from her

also. cozy thread perhaps? fall is right around the corner

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>>8763531
>first gf is ldr (about 400 miles)
>I'm in love
>she's blowing a dude I went to high school with
Don't do it

>>8763531
>fall is right around the corner
Not if you live in the south. There is no autumn. There is only like 2 months of spring, then 8 months of summer, and 2 months of mild winter. Shit sucks desu. It's fucking hot.

>>8763424
Most of the posts about trannies are people (a person? you?) whining about trannies.

>>8763617
I mean I went there and a lot are trannies just pulling the usual "hmm...maybe you're random unrelated insecurity means you are also a tranny just like me" shit and whining about not having their issues included

as per usual tho, still I honestly do get along with gay dudes

>>8763613
Southerner here too, I can't wear cute sweaters or anything since it's still so fucking hot I sweat the instant I step outside. There are no 4 seasons.

Anyone else ever feel like girls that like guys are faking it? I know that's not the case but I just feel that way sometimes

>>8764326
Clearly, someone, isn't very empathetic.

>>8764326
I always felt like I was faking it when I thought I had a crush on a guy / when I thought I was straight but I did understand straight relationships. 95%+ of girls are straight and like men so it's not hard to imagine.

It was harder for me to imagine myself liking girls, cause I never really considered it possible, to the point when I had feelings for girls, I dismissed it as just wanting to be really good friends.

If that makes any sense.

>>8764498
I've never felt that level of shame and denial.

>dismissed it as just wanting to be really good friends
I thought this before I had a firm understanding of what a romantic relationship entailed. But, after the age of about eleven never got romance confused with friendship. You are either late to mature or sexually repressed, friend.

>>8764602
I still get romance and friendship confused in my head. I've never been in a relationship though and don't really know what people expect out of it and how it is different than friendship other than the sex stuff.

>>8764602
>shame and denial
Too tired to explain but that's how I felt for a real fucking long time. From 12-17 I thought I was asexual and told my friends I just wasn't interested in dating anyone. Even though I had (what I didn't realize atm) were crushes on girls.

>sexually repressed
this indeed, I've never masturbated or watched porn. I am pure.

>>8764625
>I've never masturbated
T-Try it; for science. Then, publish your results here.

>>8764656
I don't even know how to properly.

>tfw /kisslesshandholdnessmasturbationlesstfwnogfvirgin/

>>8764665
Step 1: Locate key to chastity belt; unlock
Step 2: Place hand on genitals
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit