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/gaygen/ - Alcohol Edition!

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Set sail to the last thread about ships! >>8688837

Are any of you fellas sipping on anything right now? Do you even drink? If you do, what's your drink of choice? Personally, I'm a straight vodka kind of guy, but I'd love to hear all about your opinions on alcoholic beverages or anything pertaining to drinks!

Also, drink your way over to the Discord (if you wanna)! https://discord.gg/3NrSCsk
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>>8705276
Not tonight but tomorrow I'll have lots of Mexican Mudslide after I get paid.
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>>8705276
I didn't drink often before, and since meeting my boyfriend who doesn't drink, I have stopped drinking completely.

I don't really go to parties a lot and such so I don't really feel the need to drink to fit in, and being drunk is whatever to me.
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I don't drink and I hate alcoholics almost as much as I do smokers.
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Is it alright to ask my bi partner not to watch porn? He's really into tgirls and it worries me.
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>>8705276

I drink too much but am having a problem stopping. I'm not dependent, but going a day without drinking is an ordeal and I will take any excuse (colleague's birthday, Friday, hell if I manage to win something I'm bidding on ebay) that I can use to socially justify drinking.

The amount I spend on alcohol seems to creep up without me noticing and I'm drinking more for less benefit, as well as drinking alone.

I'd like to kick the habit before it becomes serious or limits my lifestyle, at the moment I don't need to drive much and have the income, but I don't think this is sustainable. Wouldn't say I have a 'problem' yet but I am worried about what the future holds.

What do you guys think I should do? I'm single, is this something that would put you off dating me if you knew me IRL?
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necklace if you have big traps, to pronounce them y/n?
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>>8705276
I like East Asian drinks. I tried soju at a Korean restaurant and I think that's gotta be my favorite drink I've ever had.
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>>8705307
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>>8705372
and by traps I mean trapezius not the wannabe trannys
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>>8705360
Drinking is self limiting in this sense that at some point your hangovers will become so bad that you will want to choose to either continue drinking or stop it or at least drastically minimize it. Of course maybe you don't want to find out which type of person you are.

I can't drink anymore unless I specifically want to get drunk because for me there is all or nothing. This is why I have made a decision to not do it on regular basis. You need something to replace the drinking, this is the easiest way to cut back. But this can be as risky as drinking itself. You need to realize it how much it actually sucks to drink but that's something what needs to happen inside you it's not something what will happen when someone else is telling you...
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God, I want a cock to suck
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Have a new found respect for bottoms.
I've topped for years but...
I tried it. I didn't really enjoy it - best way I can describe it was an uncomfortable pleasure.

Next day I have sudden onset of stomach cramps and have to sit on the toilet for about 20 mins.

You brave bottoms. How do you do it?
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>>8705348
well, it's time to swallow these sweet titties skittles and wear rainbow sox, girl :^)
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>>8705460
Don't eat beforehand, clean yer bum (inside and out) and eventually youll get used to it
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>>8705276
I'm depressed and I'm terrified to become an alcoholic once I have my own flat: I have no will and I know that I will succumb to the temptation to numb pain and loneliness in booze.
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>>8705481
I hadn't eaten beforehand.
Porn makes it look so pleasurable though. It really wasn't all that for me. Like I want to like it because I feel like I'm missing the point and it's gonna click for me and feel great.
Maybe I am missing the Point of it.

Gonna stick to topping for the time being though
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>>8705348
>>8705472
I have the reverse
I was a confused boy who wanted to transition and my bf was redpilled and warned me about the suicide and basic misery I would suffer and I went to therapy and sorted myself out and he helped masculinise me
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>>8705472
I doubt anon's partner wants *anon* to transition.
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>>8705491
Fair enough, but practice makes perfect right ;) And don't rely on porn, those bottoms have been doing it a lot longer and know what they like, and of course highly intensified.

It can be pleasurable with the right guy who takes his time and isn't overly zealous
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>>8705360
You're an alcoholic.

>>8705452
That doesn't happen to alcoholics.
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>>8705452

Yeah the hangovers are pretty bad but I don't get totally drunk every day, mostly just nice and bleary and then to bed.

I understand what you mean about reaching a crossroads with drinking but as I'm not there yet I can just carry on. No-one is around to tell me to stop anyway, might just draw a line under today and see how many days I can go sober.

This is the first time I've admitted that I don't like my habits so I guess I've proved your last point true

>>8705484

This happened to me, but when things got better I didn't stop, there was alcohol at the parties and I could afford decent stuff to drink at home in case I ever brought a guy back with me (lol).
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>>8705501
Yeah.
I'll give it a go again at some point. Probably when I get into a relationship but I don't think it's for me right now.
Time for me to turn into a Dom top daddy.
(Weird as anally I am Dom but orally sub. Life huh?!)
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Talking to a mtf on scruff

Think I'm gonna try fuckin them
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>>8705503

I read your post too late, my uncle was an alcoholic and eventually died from complications of it. He was dependent and virtually impossible to get drunk due to resistance, I am just using more than I would like.

>That doesn't happen to alcoholics.

It happened to my uncle - he drank more when told that he should cut back, it's easier to run away from than confront a problem
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>>8705519
Ftm*
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>>8705520
Wanting to quit and being unable to is a surefire sign that you are, in fact, an alcoholic. Making excuses to drink is a huge red flag.

Also, I was saying alcoholics don't hit a wall where hangovers are worse than not drinking. Plus, booze helps with hangovers.
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>>8705511
Hey who doesn't like sucking cock am i right?
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>>8705522
>>8705519
cool bro

what are they like? tumblr sjw? short aiden? actually passes joe?
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>>8705492
>and he helped masculinise me
Oh anon...
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I just want a bf who'll go camping and do acid with me
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>>8705531

The longest I went without a drink was 11 days, I got so bored of not being allowed anything that I just went back to my old pattern. That was a few months ago now, not sure it really 'counts' any more as I've not tried to replicate it since, 1 day is enough for me

I'm not sure I want to quit just yet, the idea of not being to enjoy the drinks I actually like the taste of (as opposed to just getting drunk on them) is important to me.

re the 'wall' thing you are right, I misinterpreted you. The best cure for a hangover is postponing it with more drink.

>>8705551

drugs r bad 4 u
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>>8705534
They seem cute and pretty chilled. I didn't realise they were trans when I first started chatting to them. Just thought they might be looking for trans girls or something.
When they aske if it put me off I said I hadn't really considered it before and sexual chemistry was the most important factor.

We'll see
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>>8705372
Big traps are unaesthetic. They transform an attractive muscular physic into meat head gorilla mode.

If you've got big traps, definitely don't do anything to emphasize them
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>>8705560
LSD ain't bad fer ya
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>>8705537
In a mental sense
He's very loving and nuturing
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>>8705560
>drugs r bad 4 u
>The longest I went without a drink was 11 days
:^)
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Today, a guy I ghosted saw me and followed me for a while until I lost him in a crowd.

Scariest moment of my life.
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How do I meet other gay guys who are interested in a long term romantic relationship?

I want to find a partner who's possibly husband material, but all the ways for gay men to meet other gay men all focus on hook ups and meaningless sex with strangers.

I want to find a spouse, not a slut.
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>>8705696
Why don't you carry a gun you stupid faggot?

Seriously, anyone who isn't armed and isn't willing to be their own protector deserves whatever happens to them. Trusting the state and law enforcement to protect you is retarded.
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>>8705519
>>8705522
Don't stick your dick in crazy. All trannies are batshit crazy.

FtMs are all feminine manlets with an annoying whiny bitch voice and all still act, think, and have the mannerisms of women.
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>>8705806
Because I live in Canada and our gun laws are excessively difficult, and there are laws against open carry for private citizens.


I have a knife tho
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>>8705806
Who just shoots someone in public?
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>>8705796

Met my bf on grindr desu

Being an uptight, narrowminded prude is a surefire way to stay lonely lad

Feels good being in a monogamous relationship with a cute boy who cooks for me desu
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>>8705806

>anyone who might want to confront me about doing a shitty thing to them is trying to kill me!

this is why you people keep getting mowed down by random shootings lmao
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Anyone got any preference/interest/fetish that you are so into, you feel bad for anyone who can't relate? Things that you can't comprehend why they aren't more popular?
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>>8705904

Men

can't understand why anyone would want to stick their dick in anything as soft, bland and boring as a woman
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>>8705912
I mean within the scope of "gay" tendencies
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>>8705879
Only shitty people are sluts.

>>8705886
Why would someone confront me about something "shitty" I did?

Do you often do shitty things to other people and frequently get called out for it?

>>8705904
Monogamy and not being a slut.

Sex with random sluts is shitty sex.
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>>8705877
cops
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>>8705939
>Sex with random sluts is shitty sex.

its called fantasizing. jeez dont be so pretentious.
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>>8705939

I'll let my bf know next time we're snuggling

Also, what an autistic question

Do you often shoot people you ghost?
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>>8705943
>not fantasizing about passionately making love to your husband

Your fantasies are shit.
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>>8705957
>ghost

What the fuck is this shit?
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Well there's no /bigen/ so I guess I'll ask here, but is losing your virginity through a hook-up app an overall bad idea?

I mean I generally have always wanted it to be a kind of special thing, but the thing is that romantically I pretty heavily favor women. But I'm a spergy manlet loser, so I can't see that happening anytime soon. Meanwhile I've noticed my homo desires increasing though I still don't know if I'd be open to a same sex relationship. But knowing how relatively easy it'd be it's just getting increasingly difficult to not just go online and find a guy to play with my butt, even though I'd generally be totally against something like that.

so yeah idk, I don't want dumb cocklust to ruin me emotionally but its getting tempting.
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>>8705986

If you're only fucking dudes because you're a pathetic sperg who can't bang women you will 100% regret it. For the rest of your life it'll remind you of your sad desperation, and it's likely to be shitty because once you get desperate enough to give in to your cocklust you'll end up getting rekt by some dude who doesn't even live up to your dude standards, let alone one who's good enough to make you feel okay about not banging the sex you prefer first
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>>8705986
Don't do it. It's definitely worth waiting instead of having a bad experience with some rando that you'll always regret
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>>8705828
> calling other people crazy while saying all that
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>>8706020
Are you saying that trannies aren't crazy?

Because trannies are definitely all completely batshit crazy.
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>>8705276
Come up to my level, faggots:
Ricard Pastis on ice
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>>8706005
>>8706017
Thanks, I probably just needed to hear it from someone else, I know it'd be bad.

I mean I am legitimately attracted to some guys so its not just entirely prison gay or anything, but its just a bummer being a shy, 5'3" 21 year old virgin and not being desired by one sex yet knowing that you probably would be by the other, though it wouldn't be entirely ideal.
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where do i get a qt bf like pic
i looked on grindr and there arent any
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>>8706101

>bf

Oops you misspelled "pre-op mtf"
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>>8706101
Get better taste in men
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>>8705796
>How do I meet other gay guys who are interested in a long term romantic relationship?
Find me
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>>8706106
>>8706106
>transgenderism doesnt exist
>ppl who dont conform to every gender rule arent men
chEckmAte alt-right eDge lorDs
+omg i cant believe you still post here senpai fucking kys dear lord
>>8706126
if you open grindr theres like 30 fucking 'better' guys
its w/e to me if ur a beta prison gay whos forces himself to like other fat nerdy hairy guys but im not like that sorry
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guess i am just going to have to start eating breakfast in the morning exercise everyday start socialising regularly and just hope for the best i meet someone who works with me romantically
i dont even know why i asked you retards
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>>8705276
When I was at university last semester I got a really nice taste for Redd's apple ale. It wasn't a regular drink for me, I prefer much harder stuff if I want to actually get drunk. If I had something to celebrate though, I'd buy myself a can or two of it. My crush bought me a six pack of the stuff for my birthday, felt pretty good desu
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>>8705957
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>>8706240

Well that too
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>>8705957
>>8706240
Manlets are never worth talking to.
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how do i get a bf when im a fat, ugly, socially retarded nerd with practically no hobbies worth noting
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>>8706545
Lose weight, get fit, and get a life.
duh
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>>8705460
You either really really enjoy it, which makes all the prep work worth it, or you don't.

A lot of "bottoms" are just lazy stupid faggots with small dicks.

If you meet a healthy fit witty bottom with a huge dick, you know you've got a real one. He'll ride you like a champ.
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Speaking of tops and bottoms: I'm not either. I'm just not into anal. is that a deal breaker for most gay guys?
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>>8706539
>not wanting a cute manlet bf
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>>8707208
>wanting a pathetic manlet

No thanks. Tall handsome husband is best.
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>>8707117
Do you only do Oral and such?
You're not into anal, but would you say it's an absolute never?
As for me, it probably wouldn't be a deal breaker, the things I enjoy most are cuddling and kissing.
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>>8706593
I always thought it just took practice to like get into it, learn to relax, stretch yourself a little so it's less painful. I've bottomed a handful of times (all spaced out massively - like maybe a year each) and I presumed it was just partly because of this.

As someone who mostly tops though I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with someone where we have strict roles. That seems boring. Mix it up. Play about. That's why I want to learn to like it/get better at it
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I'm in the closet and I can't stop thinking about penis. I don't know what to do.
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>>8707117
Unless you can deepthroat or your dick is short enough for a mouth, it is.
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>>8707117
if you're cute I don't care that much, also THIS >>8707258
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>>8707343
Come out of the closet, meet a good man who loves you, have a loving, monogamous relationship with that man.
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>>8707478
>>8707490
>slut whoring himself out on the internet

This is the exact opposite of sexually attractive
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>>8707514
Shut up. Jealous bitch.
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>>8707629
Jealous of what? Anyone can be a whore.
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>>8707636
No they can't. He is flawlessly beautiful. No one would want to see your fat ass on a cam site or pay to see it.
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>>8707650
Being a whore is a real ugly look.

I ain't fat and I'm also not a desperate attention whore like that faggot.
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>>8707671
You're a bitter ugly faggot.
You wish you could make $150 in five minutes by dildo fucking yourself on cam.
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>>8707448
Is there a tutorial somewhere on this? Judging by what gets posted here, achieving that is practically impossible.
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>try using Grindr
>people messaging me are 40 year old perverts

Can you guys recommend me any way to find a friend? I just wanna get drunk and have sex
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BWFwTzphtzc/?taken-by=tomozou128

Why can't I find a guy like this?
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>>8707743
My self-respect is worth more than $150.
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>>8705276
>Currently le sipping Le Muscat de Frontignan, really nice mediterranean french wine.

I like white russians, they remind me of an ex of mine.
I also drink belgian beer, but that doesn't remind me of any ex, just my youth spent in gay bars.
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>>8707961
>Muscat
bon goût, mon ami
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>>8707932
He can melt a frozen heart with that smile holy shit.
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>>8707974
Merci, mon cher
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>>8707478
>chaturbate com/sultryandrew/
>>8707490

he's still on 4 hours later
his sex drive never ends
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>>8708081
Fuck he is. He had on his collars and handcuffs. He went wild jumping from Dildo to dildo, deepthroating them on the wall, whipping his ass red raw.
19 but so hot looking. Whoever gets to fuck him are lucky sons of bitches.
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>>8707478
>>8707490
>ruining your whole life because you were horny once when you were young
Lol
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>>8708123
>jealousy
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>be NEET for 3 years
>finally start getting shit together
>signed up for classes at local community college
>have serious trouble with maintaining normal sleep/waking schedule and wanted to get all night to be sure, but had to get one at 11am
>usually takes 3+ hours for my brain to fully wake up enough to actually function properly

ugh
i'm glad it's just a regular lecture class so maybe I'll be ok.
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>>8708127
>jealous of somebody who sticks dildos up his butt for old men and weebs on 4chan
Right. Just like anyone with good looks he'll grow old and bald eventually, becoming fat and letting go. Then he'll look back at himself at 19 and feel some sort of shame.
That makes me pretty happy anon. It's the small things that make life enjoyable, like watching attractive people age and become undesirable, like fresh fruit becoming mouldy. Learn to cherish it.
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>>8708130
His hairstyle screams gay lady gaga "yas" fan. So off-putting.
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>>8708138
who hurt you bb?

>he'll look back at himself at 19 and feel that he had a a good time instead of wasting his life on a Zimbabwean meerkat breeding forum*
ftfy
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>>8708138
stop arguing with the shill.
just report and ignore.
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>>8708130
>has the bedroom of a 9 year old and a stupid haircut

>>8708138
Lol, true sometimes. But that only really happens to people who weren't really attractive in the first place and only had youth on their side.
People who actually are physically fit and lead healthy lifestyles tend to remain attractive all of their lives. You don't see hot middle aged people? Especially these days, people age really well.
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>>8708147
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0w0PBR95p3H

>>8708155
>bitching about haircut
so what? his cheerful face while he stuff giant dildos in his gaping hole always makes my day
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>>8708160
I'm not a seen. Nothing about him is appealing beyond his smoothness.
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>>8708152
>A good time sticking things up his ass on chaturbate
These people are always lonely deep down anon
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>>8708169
Making thousands of dollars a day has nothing to do with it I'm sure.
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>>8708175
Money to spend on material things instead of finding something fulfilling. It's like guarenteed suicide later on when he realises this.
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>>8705307
ditto
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>>8708181
Isn't that the case with all gay men? At least he's making money before that time comes.
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>>8708192
You know he's probably straight and doing this for the money right? He's basically scum. Leave it to his future wife/kids to find this stuff
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>>8708181
>receiving $$$ for having fun OR finding something fulfilling
implying both can't be achieved during a whole life
...come on, don't be that guy...
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>>8708200
Jesus christ you gays are pathetic. You'll defend anyone who resembles Chad because you crave his dick/ass so much but can't have it. Really are worse than women.
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>>8708130

I like jacobjackpot123, that hairy jewish slut always moaning and rolling his eyes back in his head
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>>8708252
>jew
Always desperate for money
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>>8708197
That makes him more appealing. The pure desperation of bryce "boytoy" makes him unappealing. Who wants a whore who's doing it for enjoyment?
There's a reason straight guy is the most searched term on gay porn tubes
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>>8708264
Oh you're scum too
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>>8708181
As an ex cam whore, you don't really know what you're talking about.

It's basically free money to do stuff you were going to do anyways, but on camera.

If you think it's more demeaning than working hard manual labor, or customer service you'd be wrong.
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>>8708281
Nobody cares dude
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Hairy muscle bottom


Any twinks wanna fuck my hole on camera?
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>>8708281
I don't think the hot straight guys who put vibrators in their asses and look bored as shit on their phones would be doing that stuff without the financial incentive.

When I go on chaturbate I'd keep my clothes on and talk to people. I'd get tips to smile and smoke.
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>>8708311
>being a slut
>being a slut that whores yourself out on 4chan
>being a slut that records and shares a video of you whoring yourself out on 4chan

Disgusting. Die of AIDS
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>>8708389
And not even having the audacity or hygiene standards to shave.
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>>8707478
>>8707490
hot
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>>8708394
gay guys like hairy men.
if you're into shaved/feminine men then you're in the wrong thread.
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>>8708138
>Right. Just like anyone with good looks he'll grow old and bald eventually, becoming fat and letting go. Then he'll look back at himself at 19 and feel some sort of shame.

You. Don't. Say?
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Who wants to read yaoi with me?

>>8705276
Shots are fun, especially whiskey shots. I had a shot of Jameson followed with a pickleback and it was rancid, but the Jameson by itself was tasty. I'd like to try some of the fancier drinks, like a Blowjob shot or a body shot off a cute twink.
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>>8708505
>Weaboo faggotry

Kill yourself
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There's this coworker at my place of employment as of April that I have a crush on. Since I'm socially retarded I'm just beginning to realize he's cautiously flirting with me rather than just being friendly, which is something that I've never experienced before.

How the hell do I reciprocate? My mouth goes on autopilot with jokes and light banter instead of allowing me to actually flirt back before I even realize what he's said. Suppose he at least guesses I'm into him from the wide goofy smile I can't help but wear whenever he talks to me.
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>>8708532
Kill yourself
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>>8705276
>what's your drink of choice
This depends on my mood. In a normal mood I tend to go for a high quality beer, scotch, or wine. When I am in a shitty mood I don't drink for taste and go for 151 + coke, fireball straight from the bottle, vodka straight. When I am in an even worse mood I go for lime + coke + rectified spirits.
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>>8708532
Just ask him out you stupid faggot.

unless your place of employment has rules against that or something.
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Guys, I found the best amateur porn video ever made.

I'm sorry, but I need to post it.

https://xhamster.com/videos/beefy-fucking-hard-8098356
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>>8708739
I'll have to take your word for it. I'm At work and xhamster isn't one of the approved porn sites.
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>>8708739
Holy fuck I almost vomited.
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>>8708353
>When I go on chaturbate I'd keep my clothes on and talk to people.
For what purpose?
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>>8708739
>https://xhamster.com/videos/beefy-fucking-hard-8098356
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>feel like shit
>bf comes over
>he doesn't want to fuck me (AGAIN)
end meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>8708739
Those men should be fucking cute hairless twinks relentlessly, not each other.
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>>8708794
Maybe it's time to lose weight?
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>>8708805
I have lower bf% than you and bench more than you ever will sweetie
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>>8708801
Those men should be staying away from any sort of porn, and only appear on camera fully clothed.
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>>8708739
the only good part of that vid was the internal cumshot. you should get higher standards. try a gay porn tracker out.
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>>8708739
ewww
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>>8708813
>sweetie

larping tranny pls go
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>>8708819
I thought they looked hot in a macho way. I just think seeing them dominate a helpless qt would be way better than this garbage.
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>>8708844
whatever you say skinnyfatty
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>>8708813
Post pics to prove it.

Maybe you need to squat more for that bubble butt.

Or if you're really hot shit, dump the low test br.
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>>8708801
Cute twinks are almost as unfuckable as those hairy hamplanets.
The only people who should be allowed to do porn are aesthetic people.
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>>8708794
>only care about sex

You deserve to feel like shit.
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>>8708863
sorry not gonna prove it here every time I bring it up

it's decently bubbly already

trying out open relationship but it might not last
>>8708867
baby are you downstairs already? I'll go open
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>>8708864
>hairless

No thanks. Lean athletic otters or GTFO
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>>8708875
eww what are you, gay?
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>>8708875
Hairy people aren't aesthetic you stupid shit.
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>>8708872
>open relationship

Yeah, you're a piece of shit.
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>>8708864
Alright whatever I'm done.
Literally this whole board is tranny shilling/conversion/hon-mocking and gay dudes demonizing any guy that isn't a twunk. I'd love to see what the people who put every other body type down look like and can't wait for them to become fat and old themselves like the people they call gross.
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>>8708872
>decently bubbly
Definitely more squats then.
Try weighted lunges too.
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>>8708864
>allowed to do porn

I work in the porn industry and we hire people that people will pay to see nude.
That covers a wide range of people, since everyone has different tastes, and some studios tend to only use models who meet the tastes of the owner but we do a lot of market research and try to find men who meet the following because they are the surest signs of box office appeal:

handsome face
muscular/toned body
big cock

You need to have at least 2 out of 3 if you even want to be brought in for a test shoot.
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>>8708864
Also this guy looks like a giant baby with muscles
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>>8708755
>>8708784
>>8708827
>>8708834
Mentally ill tranny degenerates leave my thread.
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>>8708897
Who the fuck pays for porn?

I'd rather watch plain looking couple's homemade amateur stuff instead of shitty commercial gay porn. With the homemade stuff you can tell the guys are doing it because they actually enjoy it and like each other.
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>>8708897
Why is most gay porn so lame and boring? Like in straight porn, the girls get royally brutalised on the verge of rape.
Degraded, pounded hard, spat on and called names. And it's pretty standard in straight porn these days.
Why is it so hard to find gay porn that does this? Is it because all of the performers are really bottoms?

Also if you know of any gay porn where the action is as abusive as most straight porns, please show me.
I mean I like Antonio Biaggi videos because he eats ass and fucks good, but even he can't be brutal.
As a top, there is very little gay porn made for me.
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>>8708905
>my thread
this is /gaygen/.
You're not even gay, you're just disgusting.
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>>8708882
baby you said you were okay with it because you consider yourself "asexual". wanna break up instead?
>>8708889
I would squat tons more if leg exercises didn't make me literally feel like vomiting
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>>8708920
>says the guy that doesn't like men

Keep digging your own hole with embarrassing posts, tranny.
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>>8708899
I've noticed that mainstream gay porn actors tend to have incongruous faces. Like they're either babylike or puffy regardless of body type
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>>8708905
>He thinks old fat hairy men fucking is the best porn ever
>Calls other people mentally ill
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>>8708919
>wanting abusive behavior with sex

Kill yourself.
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>>8708930
>ugly flamboyant loser jealous he'll never get a chance with a man like that

Fox and the grapes.
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>>8708920
Not even him but
>making sense ever
He's disgusting for liking certain types of guys? Jesus you people need to be lynched
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>>8708899
I couldn't find a pic of a gay porn star where they didn't look retarded as fuck in the face. So I resorted to a gay for pay who looks natural. He has a cute face.
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>>8708844
Where do you think trannies got it from?
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>>8708937
Liking fatties or femboys is disgusting. So is muscle shit.
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>>8708929
Probably because we're all conditioned to be attracted to youth through studio porn. I wouldn't be surprised if half the gay guys here who are obsessed with baby-faced twunks get accused of paedophilea later in life
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>>8708928
>men
You call that men?
Those are fat balding slobs.
Those things are not worthy to bear the title of men.
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>>8708945
Okay okay now I know this is one deeply insecure gay guy putting everybody else down because of his own body issues.
Good luck with your deep seated self-hatred!
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>>8708946
Pedos like twinks, not twunks.
Pretty much everybody likes twunks, including straight women. Pedos don't like rock hard beefy bodies. Duh
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>>8708945
Said by a sub 5/10 that can only get with other sub 5/10s if he's lucky.
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>>8708945
>>8708953
Everybody laugh at the future 30 year old paedophile!
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>>8708953
literally can't get any manlier than them. Post what you think is a man, mentally ill tranny.
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>>8708927
>would squat tons more if leg exercises didn't make me literally feel like vomiting
Iktf, light headedness too.

Light weight high reps helps.
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>>8708897
Are you going to answer my question?
It's because they're all bottoms isn't it? Get your studio to focus more on ass and rimming. Not every faggot likes cocks and wants to watch 20 minutes of dick close ups and cum shots.
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>>8708958
The guys these people are referring to look like over sized children with muscles
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>>8708966
Lol, high body fat percentage is so fucking manly. Idiot.
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>>8708980
What other disorder do you have, apart from anorexia?
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>>8708977
No they don't. You've just reached the age where everyone under 28 looks like a child to you.

>>8708984
Several, apparently.
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>>8708980
Stfu and just get out you stupid fuck
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>>8708987
Wtd are you talking about? Firstly I'm young, secondly nobody reaches a certain age and realises everybody looks younger to them than they actually are. Are you a retard?
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>>8708897
>big cock
How big?
I used to really want to do porn.
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>>8708992
So you just look old. Because no one has posted a pic of anyone who looked younger than 24.
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A few months ago I read a post about how straight men are more gay than gay men. Haven't been able to find it since.
It went something along the lines of straight guys want a soft cute girl who does her makeup and shit, gay men want a bro to drink beer with.
Anyone know the post I'm talking about?
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>>8708964
>if you do not like fat balding 60 year olds ur a pedophile
>because people aged 18 to 59 do not exist
I'd call you a retard but even retards grasp the concept of age.

>>8708966
>dying of diabetus and heart failure is manly
Normally I shouldn't judge someone for being sexually attracted to long time expired Americans, but for you I make an exception.
because you are a whiny little bitch.
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>>8709008
>you are a whiny little bitch

Says the retard criticizing me for being attracted to males on the gay thread. Post what a man is to you pussy, can't wait to laugh at you.
>>
Is this general always just people bitching over which men are attractive or am I here at the wrong time?
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>>8708919
fully agree with you
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>>8709021
It's just the t part of lgbt coming over here to shitpost because they're insecure and need validation. This board should be /lgb/, and there should be a mental condition board made to accommodate trannies.
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>>8709008
>implying they look 60
Good job exaggerating their ages. And I'm not saying you can't like younger looking guys, just don't fucking demonize people for their own tastes. This is where gays get the reputation of being petty whiny bitches because only what YOU like can be the accepted norm. Nobody else is allowed to have different tastes, we must all be fixated on young Chads. Then you all lust after these straight guys pathetically and wonder why noone respects us. Go back to worshipping whatever buff straight guy it is you're currently pandering after and kindly fuck off
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>>8709033
/lgbt/ was originally made as a containment board.
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>>8709034
Please be my boyfriend.
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>>8709033
Trannies are like carniverous zombies, wanting to convert everyone into them and only allowing people to like what THEY like. Look at how they completely devoured this board after coming here from reddit and tumblr.
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>>8709021
It's just one mathcfag being extremely butthurt that few others share her sexual interest in pigs.

This doesn't happen that often but for some reason she managed to escape from mathcgen's containment.

>>8709034
>ABLOOBLOO MUH TASTE
He started it.
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>>8709021
Aren't the tranny threads just pseudo women bitching over which other pseudo women are attractive?
Aren't the lesbian threads just women bitching about how unattractive trannies are?
Aren't the bi threads just perverts drooling over anything with a pulse?

>>8709034
Are you really attracted to those guys, or have you conditioned yourself to be because you can't get the guys you'd ultimately like to get with?
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>>8709003
I've heard so like that, it honestly depends on the gay guy. Since want to do manly stuff, others want a bf so they can do each other's makeup and watch drag shows together.

Wanting something feminine and weak to protect and provide for isn't a feminine trait either.
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>>8709046
>but mmmooooooommm, he started it!!!!

That's just embarrassing. Leave gaygen if you don't like men.
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>>8709052
>asking someone on gaygen if they're really attracted to men

Damn anon, you sure are smart.
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>>8709052
This is all true, every gen is shit, but from that description bigen sounds the best.
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>>8709064
It's a damn miracle how you managed to ruin this entire thread just by yourself.
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>Being attracted to body types instead of personality

You fags are hopeless.

Loving and romantic is the sexiest type of guy.
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>>8709052
I'm attracted to most body types other than chubs and fatties. The men in that video barely hit chubby but the twunk worshippers here jump on any sign of flab on a body. I just hate this idea that every gay has to fight over what body type is superior and has to push every other body type down
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>>8709082
As I said, if you don't like men, and threads about men, you're free to leave. It's a miracle how you're forcing yourself in threads you clearly don't like.
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>>8709086
The video posted that started the shit flinging features a loving couple having romantic sensual sex.
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>>8708919
Yea same. I especially like it in gangbang videos where you've got a bunch of guys brutalizing one person.
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>>8709064
You're the fucking problem.

HUR TO BE A MAN YOU MUST HAVE MOOBS
HUR TO BE A MAN YOU MUST HAVE BElly FAT
HUR TO BE A MAN YOU MUST BE COVERED IN GROSS AF BODY HAIR
HUR TO BE A MAN YOU MUST BE OVER 35

Go back to mathcgen, gramps.

>>8709088
It's because the fatties are the loudest in the gay gens. They insecurely feel the need to constantly post pics of conventionally unattractive men to validate their own feeling of unattractiveness.
I don't believe that every man has to look like a Greek statue, but it really is irritating having these fat hairy mathcgeners invading all of the gay threads and shitting them up with their internalised homophobia and self-loathing-self-promotion.
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>>8709109
I wonder what it feels to be this mad and insecure. Have sex, I'm sure it will help.
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>>8709090
Behold, I brought you a man.
2 men in fact.
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>>8709115
I had sex with two different guys last night.
One a mid twenties beefy guy, one a 21 year old twunk.
So that clearly isn't my issue.
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>>8709118
I can tell you're a sad low test sissy that nobody takes as a real man, and you feel the need to project onto others, because you're not developed enough to look like a real man, but also not feminine enough to be a passable tranny.

How sad.
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>>8709118
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>>8709124
I'm sure you did buddy.
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>>8709124
>being a slut

You have lots of issues.
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>>8709128
Please just go. Can't you see that you're the problem?

>>8709134
I've had sex with I think less than twenty people this year.
That's down from the high hundreds in 2015. I'll eventually get there.
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>>8709128
>I'll call him a tranny, that'll learn him
That didn't work all these years ago and it doesn't work now, piggy.
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>>8709124
We're all laughing at you x
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>>8709144
You're literally talking shit to me in the gay general because I like men. How ironic.

>>8709146
>learn him
>9gag meme

Underage b&.
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>>8709144
LOL, this retard thinks being a slut is an achievement.
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>>8709166
>you, right now
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why is this thread so filled with anger?
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>>8709174
>says the guy trying to justify bashing on gay people in the gay thread

Again, how ironic.
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>>8709166
You're literally inferring that anyone who isn't a beefy hairy older guy isn't a man. I thought you did it in purpose, maybe you don't realise it.
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>>8709186
I am literally not, quote where I said any other body type doesn't belong on a man. You have to be a retard to think those two dudes aren't more manly than other man though.

Maybe you should learn English before starting arguments on an English website.
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>>8709181
>bestiality is part of lgbt now
What a world we live in.
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>>8709180
Because these fags will never know the joy of being in a loving and committed marriage with a husband who loves them.

They've become bitter and hateful and sometimes try to fight off the aching lack of love by being a slut in the futile attempt to replace love with meaningless sex from other broken sluts.
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>>8709199
Yeah, it's bestiality to you, because you're an ugly dog. Obviously you wouldn't be attracted to men.
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I used to like gay guy attention but i accidentally clicked /hm/ once.


You people are fucking disgusting as shit.
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>>8709212
>meanwhile in anon's basement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KquFZYi6L0
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>>8709197
Manly men don't post pornographic videos of themselves online in a desperate bid for attention.
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>>8709197
By saying manlier than other men, you are literally inferring that they have the attributes that contribute to making a "real man".
Their higher than average body fat percentage is actually a sign of low testosterone.
You always post about how real men look, yet the men you post don't even possess the qualities that suggest they have superior levels of the male hormone.
Being hairy and old doesn't make you manly. Fuck.
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>>8709199
I'd honestly rather take the knot than fuck any of the guys ITT
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>>8709231
>being this delusional

Post what a rela man is to you right now, I dare you.

>>8709226
>says the guy that hates on people that like men in the gay general thread

Again, and again, and again. The irony never stops.
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>>8709224
I used to like straight guy attention but i accidentally saw one willing to strip on the street for 3 dollars on mtv once


You people are fucking disgusting as shit.
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>>8709248
Butthurt fag lmao

You know you would worship me stepping on your gross dick lmao
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>>8709247
I think a real man can be skinny as shit and walk around in stilettos and cocktail dress personally.
But for a "real man" I'm posting the first image when I google "high testosterone men" to keep it as scientific as possible.
He doesn't look like either of the fuckers in your video does he?
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>>8709260
>high test male
>posts a roided up body builder

That's not what real is. You're literally a retard.
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>>8709180
weekend is coming and they don't have any hookup plans with hot guys, they will have to lower their standards & scrape the end of the barrel of the Grindr dating pool..
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>>8709247
>likes unhealthy fat slobs
>accuses others of not being gay for not liking unhealthy fat slobs
Hypocrisy.
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>>8709180
Trannies that aren't passable yet and can't go outside have too much time to spread their degeneracy in threads that don't concern them.
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>>8709275
Except that the guys in the video are clearly muscular and not fat.

Stay mad foxboy.
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>>8709284
>b-but that's muscle, not fat
keep on dreaming baby.
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>>8709288
Yeah it is, I can tell you've never lifted before in your life, and are a bitter virgin that hasn't been outside in a while.
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>>8709291
>Yeah it is
Delusions.
Like your sex life.
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>>8709294
The only thing deluded is your brain, from all the hormones you've been taking, tranny.
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>>8709284
>>8709266
Lol, have you even read what I typed or are you in blind insecure rage that you're just spewing shit now?
There is no "real man" look. Real men come in all different shapes and sizes.
Scientfically speaking however, men who produce the most testosterone will be under 30, muscular, very lean, with broad shoulders and a narrow waist.
Seriously, are you this fucking upset about being old and fat? Chill the fuck out.
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Either gay porn has gotten a lot worse or I am turning straight against my will.

It simply doesn't make sense that this much gay porn could be this uninteresting to a homo like me.

If gay porn gets worse, the level of low interest could reach critically irrevocable levels at which point more and more people will simply exit the homosphere. In time, we will be annihilated.

If my calculations are correct, we are facing a mass homo extinction event the likes of which the world hasn't seen since the AIDS epidemic of 1981.

Mr. President, hear our plea: Make Gay Porn Great Again.
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>>8709310
>Real men come in all different shapes and sizes

Stopped reading right there. You clearly said the guys in the video aren't men, then you spew this hypocrisy.

Use your pea brain before you post next time and embarrass yourself even more, men hater.
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>>8709298
You're really angry about this aren't you?
Is it the insecurity?
Your crippling self hate at being overweight?
There are diet clinics that can help you lose weight if you must.
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>>8709310
>are you this fucking upset about being old and fat
>under 30, muscular, very lean, with broad shoulders and a narrow waist

Damn, I sure am old and fat. What a shame
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HAHAHA OMG
He actually went to fucking mathcgen to whine about people not liking the video.
Like a little baby crying for his mom.
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>>8709333
Cute. Are you the muscle sub who keeps paying about his bf?
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>>8709347
Umm, no? I don't have a bf.
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Just joining...

I have... unpopular... views, at least for this age and culture.

I submit that words matter because they advertise the nuances between ideas.

Would I get any consensus if I suggest there is a difference between males and men.

I consider myself a male only. *Men* are what I am attracted to.
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>>8709333
That isn't you, lol.
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>>8709363
>lemme post this pic w.out a timestamp to pretend i aint a fat old geezer
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>>8709356
you mean you fell for /r9k/ muh allfaaa bettaa dichotomy and now you've come up with all sorts of *interesting* theories about society you want to share

funny how the "redpilled" just end up being bluepilled cucks regurgitating their influences when it comes to it
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>>8709371
Yeah bro, let me just break into the closed gym at 1 AM to take a pic with a timestamp for some mentally ill tranny trying to damage control his way out of being btfo.
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>>8709399
>I don't have mirrors in my house

This story is getting more and more credulous by the post
>>
jeeeseus this is so messy it's not even funny
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>>8709399
>lemme just pretend u need 2 b in a gym to post a shirtless timestamp pic
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>>8709427
>>8709421
>implying I'm getting out of bed to timestamp a pic for a salty tranny

Here's my lifting folder, you wish you could get another pic, but you're getting jack shit.
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>>8709440
>im such a old ass geezer i think i can pretend my creep folders are my camera roll

nigga i legit lold
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>>8709421
>credulous

protip: people can be credulous (gullible) but not stories.
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>>8709387
>r9k
> muh allfaaa bettaa dichotomy
> bluepilled cucks regurgitating their influences

I... have no idea what you're talking about.

I think I will take that as a 'no'.

Or perhaps 'potato'.

I guess we'll just pretend a discussion was possible and, however brief, happened.
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>>8709450
Again, whatever helps you sleep at night, tranny.
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>>8709440
>t-tranny!

Is that all you've got? None of these are you. You're also saying you're too lazy to take a piss, which makes this story seem absolutely laughable by now.
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>>8709452
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/credulous

adjective
1.
willing to believe or trust too readily, especially without proper or adequate evidence; gullible.
2.
marked by or arising from credulity :
a credulous rumor.
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>>8709459
see >>8709458
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>>8709458
Thank you for legit cracking me up.
Nigga posted his windows Vista creep folders like the nigga screenshotted his selfie album on his camera roll

Bruh, I'm dead.
>>
>>8709363

Thats nice. How long did it take to build that, or were you always fit?

Your shoulders and delts really stand out.
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>>8709455
obfuscating ignorance isn't helping your case, because you show your willingness to demonstrate your knowledge of shitty /r9k/ may mays anyway. also, not even posting your theories means they're probably bullshit and you know it.
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>>8709471
see
>>8709357
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>>8709482

The discussion is over, I won by forfeit.

He's right. You scream tranny.
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>>8709496
only /r9k/ children engage in "I WIN LE DEBATE" tactics so you've only made me 100% correct instead of 99.9%

>>>/r9k/

back home toadlet
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>>8709363
Mirin. What do you do for delt?
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>>8709476
>>8709487
>haha lol nigguh im ded lol totally not mad as shit I was proven wrong lol I'll keep saying lol to mask how mad I am hahaa lol

It's also win 7.

>>8709480
I'm 6'3, and in high school I was like 135 pounds, but I always did sports. Those two pics are older, back when I was around 175. Two year progress.
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>>8709506
nobody said lol in either of those posts

are you having an aneurysm?
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>>8709506
Dude, stop replying on trannies. They feed on attention.
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>>8709271
>hookup plans

Sluts never learn...
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>>8709514
He enjoys it for some perverse reason. I've seen him do it across multiple generals now. Some people just HAVE TO FEED BAIT and nothing you can say will save them from themselves.
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>>8709500

Denial is the most predictable of all tranny responses.But, rest assured, this will be the 9000th time we have won this debate, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.
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>>8709504
OHP, seated DB press, standing DB side delt raises, face pulls on the rope machine, and a rear delt exercise on a machine we have at the gym, don't know what it's called. Twice per week.

My delts are my weak point though, those pics are taken with good angles and lighting obviously. In reality I look a bit smaller.
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>>8709527
continue proving me right with every response toadlet

>property thinks he's people again
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>>8709514
That's what I've been trying to tell him in mascgen too.
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>>8709506

Wow, thats a lot of gain. I hear tall people have to work harder too cuz physics.You must've been very lean. Congrats!
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>>8709540
>I hear tall people have to work harder

Yes, I did boxing and basketball for years, so I was a literal skeleton. I did work hard, but it was fun, because I did the proper programs. Imo it's way harder for fat/chubby/skinnyfat people to lean out and then build muscle. When you're lean already you just need to eat clean and lift heavy.
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>>8709532
>>property

I admit its interesting, if I only knew what you meant. I never visit there cuz it just seems weird. I dont even understand what the board theme is, except it seems to have something to do with auto modding and a lot of crying guys.

Still, even in your incoherent swinging at shadows, I remain victorious. Normally it takes more than one post.

Interesting. This was faster than the others.
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>>8709551

Thats helpful. I am a manlet and would just like more tone, definition. I would be afraid of mass or I would look like an angry dwarf lol

What programs did you like, and are they applicable for manlets , or tailored for tall people?

Did you use the powders ( I am novice) or was it all diet?
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>>8709527
that's nice colonel sanders
>>
Reminder that suicide by shotgun is like HIIT.

It sucks at first but it feels great once its over
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>>8709574
Alright, here's the deal.

The good programs are universal, there are no programs for short or tall people, as long as you don't do a brosplit, which is a waste of time for natty people.

I started with calisthenics until I plateaued and realized body weight exercises only get you so far.

Then I joined a gym and started GG1's push/pull program, which I've mentioned twice in these threads before, and tailored to fit myself after I got some experience. A push/pull variant is probably the most optimal and also enjoyable program for natties there is. If you're not interested in powerlifting, you should be doing push/pull most of the time, you will also get stronger.

Other programs I've done are the classic 5x5 powerlifting program, and then candito's free program, which got me the most strength gains. Ironically I got the most muscle gains doing powerlifting programs, but it could vary per person.

For supplements I took only creatine, vitamin D and A, and fish oil. Protein powder is good if you can afford it, I couldn't back then.

For my diet I ate as much as I could afford, while avoiding processed food and shit that's obviously bad for you. No candy, soda, premade foods. Oats, beans, eggs and rice are the easiest foods apart from meat.
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>>8709597
How would you know?
You're just a liar telling lies.
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>>8709506
>ITT a bunch of fatties from mascgen catfish fitizens and indulge each others fantasies about being the smooth tall lean young men they jerk their old spotted dicks too while shitting up /lgbt/ with pics and vids of gross men who look like them
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>>8709646
Nice projecting.
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>>8709579

Now we're talkin.
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>>8709618

Thank you, I will look into these things, especially push/pull. I like that you did so well with real food.
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>>8709656
>itt fatties from mascgen still havent screenshotted their selfie camera roll to prove the creep folders they posted earlier are really them

who the fuck uploads their camera roll to their fucking pc in 2017
lmfao

>>8709661
gross
never eating kfc again
is that pic supposed to be hot?
fucking greasey fried chicken flavoured dick?
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>>8709669
I would also advise you to stay away from calisthenics, unless you're a complete beginner, and can't even do a few pullups, don't do crossfit, don't train in running shoes, but find flat shoes like a converse or something, and never do any main exercises on smith machines (bench, OHP, squats, deadlifts).
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>>8709676
>who the fuck uploads their camera roll to their fucking pc in 2017

People who want to post their PRs on youtube/want form check advice, post in cbt threads, and make progress collages, retard.

I can't imagine how ugly and out of shape you have to be to not believe attractive people can post on 4chan. Don't just assume everyone is the same as you.
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>>8709693
I know attractive people post on 4chan. Gaygen used to have a few. It's just attractive people use phones and webcams.
Not fucking windows folders hahaha.
Legit how old is your stank ass?
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>>8709706
If you knew that you wouldn't be doubting for no reason. You're just a bitter hateful virgin. I hope it gets better for you one day.
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>tfw no bf
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>>8709555
give me another (you) toadlet, maybe people will SERIOUSLY THINK that humans are dog breeds because you tried hard
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>>8709683

Thank you , I will keep that in mind.
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>>8709676
>fucking greasey fried chicken flavoured dick?
I am SO glad I am not the only one who totally doesn't get this pic, I mean wtf. Its bad enough just for what it is, but my bf works for a damn KFC so it's like doubly disgusting. The actual hell...
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>>8709710
I know it's not you because you post videos of fat old hairy men and claim they're hot.
Someone who spends a lot of time making their body look attractive isn't surfing the web for fucking daddy chub porn and then calling them muscular.
And they would have posted a time stamp like 30 hours ago.
Nigga u a old ass catfish with a fuckin windows 7 pc
So ur ass is poor af too

>>8709729
Like seriously why
I can't think of a food less sexy than fried chicken
Like what you're gonna lick the fat and oil from somebody? Gag
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>>8709727
If you get me a green card I'll be your personal trainer too.
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>>8709742
You type like an underage nigger, no wonder you're that stupid. Believe what you want, the earth wont become flat overnight.
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>>8709676
>never eating kfc again
>implying a tranny would pass up free hormones
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>>8709724

(You), as requested.
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>>8709751
>Hey Cletus I just called somebody a nigger on the internet on my newly upgraded windows 7 pc
U got them twunk photos there's a 15yo I wanna catfish on that there skype
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>tfw u look at mascgen and it's just a bunch of fatties cat fishing as niggas who go to the gym
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>>8709791
>so stupid he quoted the wrong post

Funny how I like beefy older guys, but I somehow catfish young lean guys, great logic retard. You're clearly just angry fit men like other fit men, and not whatever the fuck kid of weirdo shitskin pokemon creature you are.
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>>8709811
>tfw the fat old redneck keeps responding with irrelevant statements and still hasn't posted a time stamp or at the very least a screenshot of his phone selfie roll
>tfw the fat old redneck pretends he didn't read previous statements about fat old rednecks like him pretending they're attracted to fat old rednecks to make themselves feel better about being the lowest on the gay totem pole
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>>8709840
>ghetto virgin shitskin still this angry fit guys don't like his type
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>>8709847
>>8709873
>fat old rednecks still avoiding time stamp
>fat old rednecks would literally love to chew the toilet paper from my young asshole
>fat old rednecks would literally love to chew the toilet paper from the assholes of the meat heads i ignore on a daily basis

this place was so much better with swede, 5652, baba and that weird black alien girl./guy
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>>8709964
>swede, 5652, baba and that weird black alien girl./guy
feelsbad when you learn that all of them are trannies now :S
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New thread >>8710443
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>>8707478
>>8707490
so this guy didn't get banned

>>8708130
but this guy did

even though they both did the exact same thing, and the first guy is obviously a shill while the second was just an idiot replying to him

so does that mean shills are paying to break the rules of posting porn on a blue board?

is that why we are suddenly overrun with fucktarded shilling of kik and phone number scam threads?
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