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>>8691424

Have you all seen the new autostraddle article about The L Word reboot? It's going to pander to the tumbler/trans crowd. Already doomed. :(

>>8701957
>autostraddle
Anger
>l word reboot
Rage
>trans
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

wait but I'm into blue hair this is unfair and not accurate at all.

>>8701990
Then you should have made a thread sooner

>>8701935
Why so early? Were you scared I might make a thread? Calm down. And next time try using a pic that actually looks good.

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Uber here, Kek. It's only 6km away and looks less intimidating.

>>8702001
>early
We were at 400

>>8702006
It's not about the post number, it's about the page.

>>8702002
Use lyft.

>>8702006
I smell newfag

Liking girls is fucking dumb tbqh, better off devoting yourself to some kind of lifelong hobby that consumes all your energy so you never have to think about tfw no gf

>>8702062
So,
what vidya do you play?

>>8702062
Yeah but if you actually get a gf it's winning the lottery. Every other sexuality didn't even purchase a ticket.

>>8702066
Call of duty

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>>8702089

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>>8702114
Why even bother

>>8702088
>Every other sexuality didn't even purchase a ticket.
what are straight males

>>8702131
Is means like they can not even compete, heterosexuality is inferior basically

How can straights even compete?

>>8702140
eh both sexualities have their charms
t. bishit

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>>8702131
>straight males
Males are like a tax. They cut your happiness right up. Two (goldstar) cis lesbians is a tax-free million.

>>8702182
Fuck off you STD-ridden harpy.

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>>8701962

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Man, I just wanna devote all my love and attention to someone like what the fuck. It's weird cause it's like I have to feel this way, have to want to interact with other humans and find a special person to hug and stuff. It's nice to like other people, but gets fucking depressing when I'm unable to make any real connections. I wish I could clone myself and hangout with me

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>>8702235
>I wish I could clone myself
time for that age old question

would that be incest or masturbation?

>>8702249
Neither, it would be AGP.

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>>8702272
>AGP
I still associate this with 40k

y'all I had four job interviews today with three callbacks. Still have 6k in savings. I want to move across the country with my gf & also lowkey trying to be a mommy dyke type.

>tfw u have a loving GF and no longer A NEET

>>8702280
Well they are associated.

Well Kek didn't get searched but I did. Not electronics though, just bag contents. I think it's the first time it's happened to me upon disembark, in any country. It took twice this many stamps on my last passport before they started looking askance and saying "gee you come to Japan a lot". Like there aren't a ton of other weebs that do that, leave me alone.

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>>8702298
>tfw no hospitaler gf

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>>8701935
I want to be a beefy goddess so bad..

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Any dating advice for a 25 year old kissless gold star virgin
Like on how I can kill myself as painfully as possible

>>8702385
You can date me. 25 is the perfect age. I love you already.

>>8702472
Fuck I forgot to mention I'm a horrible person
>hurt people's feelings without even realizing it
>weird interests like collecting pictures of skin rashes and writing fanfiction then immediately deleting it
>Also ugly Picasso face
God and me are enemies

>>8702444
>pudding
Boy, do I hate how javelin throwers get fat for competition.

>>8701501
>Taiwanese qt
>Montreal
Hey I know a girl who matches this description, don't know what she'd be doing at your wikicon though.

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>>8702490
>collecting pictures of skin rashes
It's not weird, it's disgusting. Like those people who collect nail clippings.

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>>8702523
I'm too autistic to care about what you think of my hobbies. I know I'll probably die a virgin but maybe that was my destiny this whole time

>>8702490
Maybe you're into scarification? Don't you fret. God has a plan for each of us.

>>8702536
>too autistic to care
Then why bringing the subject on the first place? But don't worry, there's probably another weirdo collecting skin crust waiting for you.

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>tfw you wait for the night before to study for a 7 subject comprehensive exam that will determine if you get your degree
I don't know why I did this to myself.

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>>8702579
why didn't you study
like, even listen to audio on whatever subject during your downtime/vidya playing

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>>8702444
she's really pretty her bodys a bit off tho

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>>8701935

>>8701957
link?
i'm okay with it, more queer content is good imo, as long as its not total trash, and i doubt it will be that bad.

>>8702062
THAT FEELING WHEN YOU DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, KILL MEEEE

>>8702385
>Any dating advice for a 25 year old
....
>kissless
>gold star virgin
....

i'm not the only one? did I make this post and forget somehow?

>>8702444
she's hot
>>8702495
thats muscle you dum dum

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not as athletic but still fit

>>8702696
Well that anon is also homely, has a bad personality and hobbies guaranteed to turn off most women. In the tiny bubble of lesbians dating pool.
I know girls who have more going for them who are single. Ya'll are fucked, sorry. It'd be hard even if you were straight.

>>8701957
The L Word pandered to the tumblr trans crowd even before Tumblr existed or before being trans went viral. Remember Max, the pregnant "dude" with facial hair and his homo bf who ran away? It's still called the l word, it'll still contain a lot of cis lesbians who actually look good. No one wants uggos in their soap drama. They want softporn featuring total dimepieces like Bette or Helena.

>>8702385
Use fucking Tinder. Like if you don't look completely manly, you may even look ugly, it's no big deal to get a girl to kiss you (at the least). And never resort to tranners.

>>8702304
Kek. I hope you're doing good, CanKan. Take pics of nice weebstuff pls.

>>8702509
I doubt you know her unless you speak Chinese because she doesn't speak English.

>>8701935
>wanting women who look like men

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>the cute french dyke is a 14yo tranny
Ok what the FUCK. I'm mad as hell.

>>8702924
>14
>tranny
What. FtM or MtF?

>>8702924
What?
Is this some kind of discord shit I'm missing here, or just the average 4chan meltdown from nazi calling anyone on clg a tranny?

>>8702942
It's probably kek who found out the cute dyke she saw yesterday is actually a young boy, or something.

>>8702947
Why would kek even leave her mom basement and go around chasing children?

>>8702952
She's actually in Montréal with her mother. And since she's not used seeing other women, she confuse them with boys.

>>8702959
>She's actually in Montréal with her mother.
Oh my, she's not a legbeard anymore and is exploring the world, well with her mom but yeah.
>And since she's not used seeing other women, she confuse them with boys.
I hope she didn't sperg out near the kid though.

And on the bright side her mom will probably show her some cool shit and she will eat lots of poutine and do some canoeing in the land of canuckistan.
Also if she wants to find lesbians in there go to an ice hockey match and bring lots of beer.
Trust me.

>tfw my maple syrup will be in Canada until the end of the month and has been gone for almost three weeks already

>>8702969
She's here for some convention, I think? And she was too afraid to go to lesbian bars.
>ice hockey match
The only people going to see a hockey match in my country are men, families, and straight girls with their husband/bf.

>>8702936
>lanklet
>broad shoulders
>flat
MtF. Yesterday I saw him sitting so I couldn't see much of the body but his voice was like a girl's and he had female clothing, but I forgot it's fucking 2017 and dudes can wear pink hoodies and skinny jeans. Today I saw him up closer in the breakfast and he was obviously a man. Disgusting.

>>8701935
Why do you girls hate straight males

>>8702998
I'm sorry for you, kek. Now you'll be careful and look at someone twice before thinking it's a cute lesbian.
And skinny jeans on men are usual nowadays. Saw a guy the other day wearing ridiculous leggings and loafers hitting on girls.

>>8702998
Lord kek, it's a guy not a tranny. In the real world, they're .06% of the population. Asian dudes wear shit like pink hoodies and skinny jeans. All Asians are going to look feminine to you if all you're used to is white and Hispanic people. Spend some time around them and it will be obvious.

>>8703030
This one is white though but he looks in his early teens so he seemed pretty feminine.

>>8703046
Oh French. Yeah Euro style gets misread a lot too. They even have man bags.
I don't know what to tell you kek, I guess you need more exposure around people in general.

>>8703055
>Euro style

Style throughout Europe is so different, I wouldn't lump them all together and say there's a general Euro style.

t. fashionanon

>>8701996
I don't make threads, I just shitpost in them

>>8703101
Pretty much this. Italian men dress rather different than frenchs or czechs for exemple, and would get laughed at in these countries given how most of them dress.
Gay men look the same everywhere on the other hand.

>>8702794
I dont have a bad personality or bad hobbies, I'm just a loser and not very outgoing

>>8703117
Yeah. I talked to this gril from Belarus at a recent convention, and she went on and on about how people in my country have no sense of style whatsoever; they dress too sporty and casual for her taste.

>>8703193
I encouraged my straight sister to get a monogamous relationship instead of slutting it up.

>>8702696
Make that 3 of us, anony. 5 more years and we get our powers.

>>8702280
Never met an agp who wasn't into 40k

>>8702385
>>8702696
>>8703416
Why so many of you are virgins?
Like, haven't ever talked to other girls or tried anything int he bathroom when you were younger?
What the hell. I thought only nazi and kek were the autistic shut-ins.

>>8703446
Give me Fantasy thanks.

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>>8703466
>fifth grade
>female friends getting crushes on boy but I still think they're icky, must be late bloomer
>high school
>living in a conservative, religious small town. Repressing like crazy, hyper defensive about being straight and normal. Avoid men because I'm jealous of them, avoid females because I'm afraid to get too close to them
>college
>stunted social skills from sitting in my room playing Portal and Bioshock instead of functioning alongside peers. Never been to a party, learned to do makeup, how to dress myself properly or even take care of my skin/hair. Coast through college, low on everyone's radar
>25 years old
Mostly ok with my identity as a dyke, still feel the Catholic saints frowning down on me and the kids at school teasing me for being weird and alone all the time. Not sure what to do next. The closest I've ever had to a relationship was a six month emotionally abusive LDR. I wish I was straight more than anything. I wish I could have been friends with other girls growing up, so I could have learned how to be a girl. I'm angry all the time. I just want to lay down on the sidewalk and sleep.

>have a qt coming over tomorrow
>set the day aside to prepare the ultimate battlestation
>fucking forgot to bring one (1) cable and can't find a converter anywhere

Fuck me, I hope she doesn't want to play Wii tomorrow.

>>8703496
Well that sucks, your pic is a cutie though I love bushcraft qts.
Are you interested in outdoors related stuff? Have you ever tought about joining some kind of club who does ultra light day hikes in places like the smoky or the appalachian?

Tons of lesbian girls go for this kind of stuff though there's nothing lewd in there just hiking and enjoying nature but you could end up making real life friends and progress from there.
You will also find some weird as fuck butches but I tend to stay away from masc butches.

>>8703500
If it's just Wii then you can emulate it.

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>>8703466
>Like, haven't ever talked to other girls or tried anything int he bathroom when you were younger?
Nope. It's gets even more pathetic for me. I lived in a dorm building filled with qts and all I did was spend 4 years in my dorm room studying and playing vidyas. I regret it so fucking much. My college years wasted because I was scared to talk to others. Still scared. Still regretting not talking to girls now. fml

>>8703525
That's not the same, Anon. I even carried it plus other cables and games to this place just to play it.

>>8703543
Emulated Wii is even better than the Wii itself, just find a way to connect the controls and download games.

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>Cis Lesgen
>Tranny Edition

>>8701935
>Hide, Report and Ignore bait
So, Hide, Report and Ignore OP & this whole thread?

>>8703562
Don't start it nazi (or nazi impersonator).
It's just a girl who juiced a bit too much and is addicted to lifting shit.

I don't like them but I think OP is that crazy girl who loves steroids and lifting from a previous thread.

Seriously, just go back to discord and chill.

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>>8703517
Whenever I join a club, everyone seems to instantly make friends and leave me the fifth wheel. It's like I'm an alien species. Girls are so fucking soft and pretty, the way they smile at their boyfriends makes me want to tear my hair out. You'd probably describe me as a masc butch because I don't wear makeup, keep my hair practically short and only know how to dress in jeans and T shirts. I look like Shrek compared to other girls. But I'm not a man either, and I don't feel like one. I just don't want to die without ever being held by a girl. I just want her to say nothing is wrong with me and I'm worthy of a spot on this planet. When I was in high school I used to cry a lot, but I haven't cried in a long time now. I guess it's like when you're skydiving and your parachutes don't open, at first you'd be really emotional but then you just accept it.

>>8703562
>that girl with the 9.25 sign who's wondering what the fuck she's doing here

>>8703581
>Don't start it nazi (or nazi impersonator).
What?

>Seriously, just go back to discord and chill.
How about you go back?

>>8703591
Oh you're the typical ugly duckling.
You can totally fix your looks, there's nothing saying you can't be a femme qt just because you got short hair.

And once you find some kind of hobby you're into you will always have something to discuss with people and share, being the third, or fifth wheel as you said may suck but the more friends you make the higher the chances of you going up on that wheel hierarchy you know?

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>>8703496
>>8703591
Stop copying my life, anony.

>>8703591
>I don't wear makeup, keep my hair practically short and only know how to dress in jeans and T shirts
Joke's on you, I saw a fat butch with a cutie last year on the beach. Everything is possible, you just need to meet the right people, but it's the hardest part. Haven't been friends with a lesbian for now 8 years, and if you're not in some circles, it's pretty much impossible to meet them. And I don't look like a lesbian, except when I dress boyish but even then I'm going off radars.

>>8703608
Nah you definitely have to go before you start shitting the thread with 40 samefag replies calling everyone a tranner because OP picture somehow is a man to you.

Only going to reply you this once, just chill and stop sperging.

>>8703616
I would if I could Mrs. Bones, please let me off your wild ride

>>8703618
Joke's almost always on me. I've met like 3 other lesbians irl and they're basically married and sooo in love, which makes me despise them. I'm not big on internet lesbians, since one took advantage of me for 6 months and stomped on my tiny, dried up heart.

>tfw you're in a place filled with introverted social inepts but you're the most social inept out of them all
I'm seriously non-ironically contemplating suicide now. I won't be able to make it in life.

>>8703644
Also I should add that this >>8702490 is also me so I'm basically working with less than nothing here

>>8703644
>please let me off your wild ride
No. You are stuck with me for a long time.

>>8703466
okay, I lied, I'm not kissless, just a virgin, and never had a gf. my parents homeschooled me, and then when i got to college I didn't meet any gay girls. so basically I have never had an opportunity.

I'm a shut-in, but I'm not autistic, I just got used to being lonely.
I have 3 cats, also.

>>8702490
God and I*

>use new hair spray
>suddenly smell like the grill I slept with for months

So that's where it came from.
I'll try to let you autists live vicariously through me whilst I go and search for another qt like her tonight.

>tfw on elevator with a real qt that kinda resembles her earlier
>see her jogging around the neighbourhood later

>>8703699
Sorry I'm pretty drunk

>>8703466
Still waiting for a gf to fall from the sky

>>8703713
What're you drinking?

>>8703738
Vodka and cranberry juice

>>8703707
Sweat pants or biker shorts
inquiring minds need to know

>>8703625
I see there was some user called "nazi" by someone in the last thread. Why do people call him/her "nazi" and "Peeps"?

>>8703496
>Avoid men because I'm jealous of them
Why ?

>>8703785
If you want to get more info for the sake of shitting the lesbian thread with drama while not even being a female at least try to lurk enough time and find out who is who.

>>8703809
Probably the same reason some gay guys are super jealous of het women who manage to get the super hot guy which they always wanted but happens to be het instead of gay.

Not really rocket surgery, she just got the hots for some het qts and as the name implies, they want dick.

>>8703809
For men it's normal to like girls and be masculine. I was jealous because it was easy for them to get what I desperately wanted. Society is on their side when it comes to their love.

>>8703810
I have already read the whole last thread. I still can't see how being a tranny mixing with cis women is "nazism".

>not even being a female
>questioning gender of anonymous user
The Internet might not be the right place for you...

>>8703865
Just leave you're a huge newfag who don't even know who she is and the reason of the nickname.

Just go lurk one of the /pol/ shitpost threads somewhere else on this board my dude.

>>8703877
>be Peep
>"go away"
>be newfag
>"go away"
Choose one, dude.

>>8703894
You're not peeps.
last (you) for you mr shitposter.

>>8703913
>everyone I don't like is mr. shitposter
I guess nazi was a great girl then.

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I can't decide between fuckn my hair up for life to lighten it and dye, it's so dark, or just leaving my naturaly strong wavy shit.

>tfw going to move to antoher city and live with a friend whom I find attractive
>the possibility she's a lesbo is like 10%

I don't want to ruin our friendship and we'll probably get tired of each other soon enough living in the same space longer. Fuck me.

>>8703785
Hi newfriend. Open your mouth, here comes the spoon.

Nazi is an anon who makes thread OPs sometimes and is one of the Discord mods. Peeps is a different anon and is a meme at this point. She got her name because some anon(s) post a tiny sliver of her eyes in every thread.

Polyanon reporting in. What have I missed? Tell me the latest gossip and rumors.

>>8703996
Kind oldfag.

Captcha: major Brit...
Proof of captcha: https://archive.is/7yJiW

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Hey folks. Actual peeps here. I see you were busy while I was away last night. My girlfriend just successfully defended her thesis and got her master's degree so I was out for a date night with her. (pic related) Went to a pretty decent place next door. (Despite living here for a year we have never actually gone there before). She got baileys on the rocks and I went for a whiskey sour with a greek style pizza. Had more wine when we got home and I finally got some much-needed snuggles.

As for the other nonsense. It's been a while since somone tried to start a witchhunt about me so I guess I was overdue. I don't normally respond to such blatant bait, but given that they stirred up such a mess I will give you this. I am a woman, and my girlfriend wouldn't even be with me if wasn't.

Also for the record I have never made a single /clg/ thread. Since I started posting here it was Nazi, then some other assumed to be bi girl who later got tired of it, then some other anon started a low effort no news version of the thread (aka bread/bun edition). I actually don't know if we have cycled back to one of the old OP's yet or not.

>>8700878
>"Peeps" threw a fit way back when and whatsherface joined in when i listened to the voice they posted again and found it off, a mod booted em.
Come on Nazi I thought we were good/past all that? I am sorry that when I speak in french it didn't sound femme enough for you.

These days I have my sandbox and you have your's. Never the two shall meet.

>>8703967
I mean there are ways you can ask her without totally burning the bridges of the relationship I would hope/expect. haha

>>8702731
No way those tits are real if she is working out that much to be that toned. Just saying.

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Time is the only way to get over her, isn't it?
>tfw she's not even an ex

>>8703967
>for life

it grows out after a couple of months

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>>8704078
>"I am a woman"
>not "I am female"

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>>8701935
Saw this on /r9k/. Should I exclusively date virgins? There may be something to all the talk about "used goods" that guys always go on about.

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>>8704089
Sure, but my hair grows slow and damage is not for rapair if I were to dye my hair. A little over the shoulder lenght btw.

What colours are in now?

>>8704078
If I were to make any sexual advances I think she would know. That's not even the problem tho, for I'm too much of a fucking loser to do it. The problem is my inability to decide whether to hopelessly imagine us together or just try to be a good friend.

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>>8704136
1. Never listen to anything a man says on /r9k/.
Not only are they the inferior sex — they're the absolutely lowest rung of it, and everything they say is injected with 2 tons of bitterness about how het women don't want them because they're unattractive, dyel/obese losers who don't have a job.

2. Dating a lesbian is not like dating a het woman. Be wary of bisexual women though.

>>8704136
these charts are just statistics and fact
For one the article about being happier in a marriage if you weren't in multiple relationships. It's obvious if yiu have no point of reference you can't really judge. The other one about diseases is just fuckn funny. Isn't it just logical if you snowboard a lot you have a bigger chance of crashing into a tree than a person who is just learning and making it safe.

The statistics part as I say those are not facts that it happens to everyone but rather a correlation. You can always be or find a person that considers themselves happy after a lot of stuff they went trough.

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>>8704146
>The problem is my inability to decide whether to hopelessly imagine us together or just try to be a good friend.

I mean if she is any kind of friend at all she would just laugh it off/not make it a thing. She knows your gay already right?
Just be like, "What did you think of <insert gay movie or show here>, isn't <cute character x> cute!?" Then go from there.

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>>8704184
Yeah, she knows already. I'll try to make the most of our time together be it just as best friends. Do you have any tips about finding gay women on college campuses? I don't want to spend all my time playing games and studying.

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>>8704201
>Do you have any tips about finding gay women on college campuses?
I mean this/University is easy mode! Use meetup groups, find out what the artsy/queer hangouts are and go read/study there. Walk around and check bulletin boards, check the online version(or paper version) of newspapers popular with young people or that list events and keep and eye out for queer stuff.
There will be so many more of these than when I was in school. (Kinda makes me want to go back desu hooking up with college/university qts is fucking amazing)

But yeah in general just look for places where events are being posted and get involved. Be a little nicer than you usually would and listen to other people and you will make friends, who will then invite you to parties and things.

Basically just get out there! Im sure you can do it kiddo!

>>8704229
Not the girl you were talking to, but how do I find a qt gf if I'm too autistic for all that socializing?

>>8704180
>Isn't it just logical if you snowboard a lot you have a bigger chance of crashing into a tree than a person who is just learning and making it safe.
I understand the sentiment you're getting at here, but this analogy is terrible. A person who snowboards a lot is going to have greater experience and skill to dodge trees than a person who is just learning and will be more prone to injury.

>>8704239
>how do I meet people without being around people
Internet? Not that poster, but you're limiting yourself here, anon. Social skills are learned skills, go out and practice while you're still in easy mode. Shit gets a lot harder as an adult post-college.

For those of you in this thread who have a mommy kink, would you find it hot if your partner lactated and you could drink her milk, or would it be weird?

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>>8704229
Thanks I'll be sure to look for this kind of stuff. I just hope I'm not going to shut myself in as usual for fear of fucking up.

Any more activities you reccomend? I always wanted to try these poem evenings or even just weekend parties I hear about. I guess you have to be kinda invited and know people to do that. Well, wish me luck.

Also any advice on skin care? My skin is pretty oily, I have a mild case of teen acne. I did take antibiotics for a while but I can't take em all the time. They can demage my liver. Never really cared about my skin but I'll have to buy some moisturaizer or something.

How was you college experience?

>>8704273
Yeah, I didn't really think this trough. Altho such person has a greater chance at hitting a tree as well, right? Maybe it's like eating a canned meal. The more you eat the greater is the chance you find a razor or a bolt in one of the cans.

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>>8704239
I mean the bottom line is that you won't meet anyone if you don't get out there in at least some capacity.

This is always a tricky one. I talk to a lot of girls who are super intimidated about talking to other women. The best thing you can do is try and normalize it. (Use a all female discord server or chat and just realize that women are just other people... I mean you are one after all! You wouldn't think others would be intimidated by talking to you right?)

Speed dating is really cringy but if you could find a queer one, and sign up/make it through it I tend to find you will meet other introverts. Honestly, two introverts just happening to be out at a thing together is like witnessing a super rare meteor shower though.

You are better off using Her, OkCupid stuff like that. Then you can both plan things out and be in an environment that you are comfortable with. (If you go somewhere and are uncomfortable the whole time you will just end up spilling spaghetti all over yourself. Along these lines make sure the clothes you are wearing are really comfortable and the drinks you order are things you are used to. Otherwise, it just makes things harder.)

I used to be really introverted and just forced myself to go out all the time. It was really hard and exhausting but I wanted a gf badly enough so I pushed through it. I am not sure where things clicked but I am much more extroverted now and can comfortably drop into most social settings and make friends easily. (So there is hope!)

Something else to try is signing up for university clubs that interest you. The groups tend to be smaller if it is something niche and you have the advantage of knowing all the other people going there are also interested in the same thing you are. (no guarantee that there will be other lesbos though. :/ )

idk I might be able to think of something else but that seems like most of it for now.

>>8704288
Everyone has different fetishes. I have a mommy kink and while I find the idea exciting as a fantasy I probably wouldn't like to try it in real life. Hope that helps somehow.

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Is there a way lesbians could be NOT HOSTILE to everyone else?

I can think of many POLITE reasons why non-lesbians might want to hang out with lesbians... Trans women might want to learn your manners. They might want to work out ways to resolve logical contradictions dividing LGBT. Straight men might want to share porn/partners/adventures with you. Other straight men might want to learn why they are so repulsive and how exactly they need to transform to finally win a lesbian heart. Tranny chasers might need your help dealing with obnoxious trannies. Etc.

The bottom line:

1. You can't antagonise [make into enemy] everyone unless you want your haters to win the next presidential election (ouch! too late), or unless you think that building a lesbian Nazi empire to destroy everyone not born lesbian is a good and realistic idea.

2. I'm not saying that it's discriminatory to have a sexual preference. But it IS discriminatory to deny people the right to MATCH your sexual preference / even COMPETE for your love. It IS discriminatory to judge people by what they WERE rather than by what they ARE or WILL BE or CAN BE or WANT TO BE. You can't tell someone you will never love them no matter what and expect something different in return.

3. You need some forum for discourse with people you don't like even if you are determined to wage war on them. Where if not here?

>inb4 bait
Good. Now read §3 again.

>>8704136
Those are stats on straight women, which are a completely different group than us. For example, lesbian to lesbian STD transmission rate is virtually nil compared to them and all men.
Lesbians also have more orgasms and more satisfactory sex than straight women.
If we become mothers, it's in a complete fashion than most straight women and it's after we've given thought and prepared for it. So single or coupled, we are ready to be mothers unlike many straight women who accidentally became mothers.
Nothing there applies to us. Our situations are completely different.

>>8704307
lesbians are aggressive because they have male brains but no dick.
you'd be angry too.

>>8704307
>Other straight men might want to learn why they are so repulsive and how exactly they need to transform to finally win a lesbian heart.
Are you on meth? They would need to grow a vagina and ovaries, for a start. This kind of condescending, ignorant shitposting is the reason lesbians hate you. If you truly saw us as equals, there wouldn't even be any issue.

>>8704320
I baited you on this a bit.

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>>8704307
This is one of the stupidest Tumblr tier shit that has been posted on this thread in a while. Holy fuck.

>>8704307
>3. You need some forum for discourse with people you don't like even if you are determined to wage war on them. Where if not here?

It's called "GC debates QT" on Reddit, but GC always wins there because it's basically just an offshoot of the other GC subs.

>>8704307
On 4chan there are thread themes. In this thread, we talk about cis lesbian matters. If you want to carry on any of the other topics of your choice, create your own thread. If any lesbians choose to provide input, they will.
Frankly, we are sick of all the repetitive stupid comments and questions. Take it to where it is appropriate and respect that this thread is for cis lesbians and their matters related to their gender and sexuality, not anyone else's.

>>8704321
My point still stands

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>>8704307
WHY are you TYPING like THAT?
Is your keyboard BROKEN, hon? Here, have another (YOU).

>>8704307
Why don't you see people as individuals but rather assume lesbos have some kind of agenda.

2. People have a right to discriminate when it comes to sexual or food preference.
Also I don't think people who tell other people they won't love them no matter love expect anything really.

>>8704331
For EMPHASIS obviously.
I'm sorry your LOW IQ couldn't ascertain the reason.
Maybe LURK MOAR and shut your yap.

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>>8704290
>Any more activities you reccomend?
Honestly, these days meetup will cover most of the things. Go to bars that have live music it can be a great way to meet people. I am not saying you should do this but smoking pot, and or cigs is actually a much more social activity than people thing. The number of friends I have who started smoking because there was a cute girl smoking outside and wanted to talk to her is insane. (Stick to pot though if you can, it will be legal soon anyway.)

Poem reading nights sound like they have good potential. I have only ever been to one of them just to support a friend but it wasn't really my scene. These days it is a lot of SJW types, and yeah most parties are invite only but if I am being real no one complains about an extra girl showing up to most parties. (brace yourself for bros)

Wash your face every day with something specifically designed for oily skin. Personally, I like the Aveeno stuff. I have dry skin so moisturizer is really key. I like the "Aveeno Active Naturals Skin Brightening Daily Scrub" for the cleanser and "Aveeno Ultra-Calming SPF 15 Daily Moisturizer" Put the moisturizer on every day as well.
I can't stress enough how important using something with sunscreen in it or just using sunscreen every day is in helping prevent skin aging. Try not to sleep with makeup on (aveeno also makes great wipes for it... I am an aveeno shill I know but the stuff they make is honestly just amazing and while it is a little pricey worth every penny, and still cheaper than a lot of stuff)

I will make a different post for my university stuff. There is just so much to say. I did co-op and that made my stay at university 5 years to that added more to it. I feel like I have told some stories about it already.

One of the things that really helped me was living on campus the first two years. At the time it was annoying but looking back it really helped me break out of my shell.

>>8704360
>smoking cigs
You might as well give up on dating non-smokers. Most aren't keen on kissing a girl that tastes like ashtray.

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>>8704347
So much anger for a man.

>>8704375
Well, it's only the lowest-tier trash men who can't compete for straight women who get desperate enough to troll lesbians.

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>>8704307
>unless you want your haters to win the next presidential election
I voted for Papa Trump tho

idk
I don't hate tranners, I hate how they behave
>also copious amount of pity
>heavy hormone therapy and invasive, irreversible surgery is the only treatment for their body dysphoria
>all in vain because less than 10% of the population actually view them as their desired gender
>is it any wonder why so many kill themselves?
very sad, many such cases

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>>8704328
>If you want to carry on any of the other topics of your choice, create your own thread.
A guaranteed way to silence most topics. Only a few topics are viable as separate threads. Threads mustn't be overly specific.

>>8704331
Compensating for the lack of typography on 4chan. Ever seen a book or a newspaper, anon? Ever seen a machine-typed letter or a 7-bit ASCII text document?

>>8704347
Thanks.

>>8704394
We see straight men people like you all day long every day since most of the world is straight. You're incredibly boring. Fuck off.

>>8704394
The only words in all caps here are book titles. Not just random shit, you sound like a spaz

>>8704374
>smoking cigs
To be clear I don't smoke cigs, I don't even like cigars however it is a thing that we can't deny. When I first met my current gf she smoked them occasionally and it was fucking brutal kissing her. Didn't help that she drank a fuck ton of coffee too. (a truly deadly combo)

Anyway, I feel like I just typed up a storm. I downloaded slime rancher since it was free with xbox live this month. I hear it is pretty comfy. Going to go for a bit, will report back with findings.

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>>8704360
Thanks that's good advice. I wanted to try weed and experiment a little like the dirty hippie that I am. Altho I heard it's the gateway drug and such. Did you have any bad trips?

>>8704409
Let me put it this way, I don't agree with advice where you have to rely on an unhealthy crutch that will make you unattractive to a good portion of women simply so it can help you socialize.
If you need a crutch, pick a healthy one. Or better yet, learn to not rely on one at all.

>>8704394
>mustn't
KYS

>>8704403
>what are quotation marks
1. No, this document uses all caps as a substitute for the italic/bold type. Otherwise they'd use quotation marks.

>one document proves you wrong
2. Even so, there are millions of other documents to prove you wrong.

3. Confirmed for illiterate millennial.

4. We are derailing the thread right now :(.

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>>8704415
>Altho I heard it's the gateway drug and such. Did you have any bad trips?
That first part is just a flat out lie. The reason it is considered a gateway drug is because it is still illicit people who provide it often provide other drugs so you will be exposed to more of that stuff being around you. If you take up something else because you started weed then that is on you for sure.

I got a really bad case of paranoia a couple times out of the hundreds that I did it. Really a non issue overall, by and large it was really chill.
>>8704418
If you actually read my original advice:
>>8704360
>I am not saying you should do this but ...
I literally am not saying that cigs are a thing you should do, but I do beleive that using weed socially like at parties and stuff during collage can be a way to make friends. (Cigs can be too just due to the type of interaction they create. Acknowledging something and advocating for it are very different things.)

>If you need a crutch, pick a healthy one. I offered a variety of advice and methods to meet people that would be considered healthy. Including going to groups or clubs which involve activity. Hell even going to the gym can be a social thing and way to meet people! (but keep in mind that many just go to the gym to go to the gym and don't want to socalize.)

You and the D.A.R.E program can chill out.

>>8704448
Sorry I fucked up my last bit of green text.
>If you need a crutch, pick a healthy one.
"I offered a variety of advice and methods to meet people that would be considered healthy. Including going to groups or clubs which involve activity. Hell even going to the gym can be a social thing and way to meet people! (but keep in mind that many just go to the gym to go to the gym and don't want to socialize.)"

>>8704434
You already derailed a perfectly good thread with your stupid, half-formed and ugly Y chromosome

>>8704458
>being this anal

no one cares

>>8704448
Yes you say that but then in the very next sentence you say this is how you have many friends who meet a qt girl this way. And pot is not much of an improvement.
I'm also pointing out something you do not: With these choices, you make yourself unattractive to quite a few women as well. Whereas poetry-reading, clubbing, gym etc. will not.

>>8704474
>being this anal

\˚ㄥ˚\

>>8704481
Being a dissociative stoner is not attractive?
You don't say!

>>8704481
OK that's fair. You just seem to be on a bit of crusade is all.

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>>8704473
LOL. Have a muscle woman.

>this general
Literally the only place on >>>/lgbt/ where I can post muscle women without being told to go to >>>/pol/.

>>8704499
Not really. I mean if you're say into pot because that's what you're into, that's one thing. Then it makes sense you would hook up with girls who are cool with it.
But it's a whole different thing to pick it up solely to meet girls. If you're going to do that, why pick a habit that's going to be a double-edged sword.

>>8704497
>Being a dissociative stoner is not attractive?
Since we are in the business of pointing out differences. There is a difference between someone who is a total pot head and makes it their identity, and someone who just casually smokes pot once or twice a month at parties.

When I was smoking I would use like maybe 15-30g in an entire year. (FYI that is really not much, and I would be sharing when I did most of the time.)

>>8704503
Dude I know you're having fun getting a ton of (you)s and shit but you're not a lesbian and spamming muscular women because you have some kind of inherently homosexual tendencies but are too much in the closet to just go have sex with your /fit/ bros doesn't make you a lesbian.

This thread and what you're doing is just sad, go fap or something.

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>>8704503
wait, /pol/ likes muscle girls?

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>>8704509
And for the record I started smoking pot when I crushed three vertebrae in my spine, and nothing else helped. (The first summer I was at university I was a bartender and tried to lift a keg that was bigger than I was and twisted the wrong way. *pop, pop, pop*)

So I was doing it for my own reasons and other people should too. However, I noticed the social aspects when I took it up pretty quickly. being able to bond with others over the shared interest in a niche counter-culture was neat.

Anyway lets all just pet the bun. I am going to play slime rancher for real now. (Bloody auto update on the thread always reels me back in haha)

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>>8704523
Okay, I think I'm done.

>>8704529
More like: trans women hate muscles. So much for trans women being "women"... or even being progressive...

>>8704542
Seriously though you're like a /fit/ meme trying to get in the panties of lesbians. We don't like guys sorry m8.

>>8704542
>More like: trans women hate muscles. So much for trans women being "women"... or even being progressive...

You realize that we just want strong mommies to protect us, right? Why would we hate muscles? Get out of here.

>>8704531
I'm sorry to hear that. Pot is a lot healthier than getting caught up with prescription opioid addiction

>>8704542
/fit/ is fine but your grotesque steroid-laden examples? Terrible.

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>>8704563
>we just want strong mommies to protect us

Transbian detected
GTFO

>>8704584
But it's a dude trying to fit in clg by doing image dumps of steroid abusing girls.
I think on a previous thread he was doing the same shit saying steroids are fine and won't make your clit grow until you look like a FtM tranny either.
Guy is nuts and probably thinks he's a lesbian or something because his brain melted on steroids.

He's literally the reason I have a home gym, all those creepy guys at the gym think they can turn someone het by "giving them a good dicking"

Nazi has to become a janni she's already a NEET anyways.

>>8704601
The only thing nazi would do is to continue the argument the entire thread because she is that autistic. At least most of you just get a couple digs in and leave it alone.

>>8704601
>Nazi has to become a janni she's already a NEET anyways.
I mean I actually support this in a way except that she would end up banning half of /tttt/ and many of whom are probably not even trannies.

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>>8704551
>>8704601
Don't worry, I'm not here to convert you to heterosexuality. I came to discuss common points and differences. I'm mostly done.

It wasn't too bad, hostility was lower than in trans threads. I guess it's thanks to your higher levels of testosterone.

>a dude trying to fit in clg by doing image dumps of steroid abusing girls.
Just doing OP a favour. Oh, and liking steroid-abusing girls. Have a non-steroid muscle girl.

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>>8704643
Surprised no one posted this yet.

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>>8704615
>she would end up banning half of /tttt/
That would be fucking hilarious. Just imagine. An entire board just for clg.

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>>8704614
Puh-leez. I just got here and like half the thread is filtered out because you dorks couldn't tell him to fuck off and leave it at that. Males feed off of attention be it negative or positive. I just like to shut down their constantly rehashed jabs at lesbians.

>>8704652
Lol this is some comedic gold right there.

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>>8704601
I'm not a NEET. I'm a reverse NEET.

>>8704750
No way that's your gf, you didn't had a gf last time I talked to you.
Did you finally lose your v card, girl?

>>8704756
That's a generic lesbian couple you see posted online on tumblr and shit sites like that.

>>8704756
>thinking nazi would post a pic of herself here

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>mfw there's at least three Anons here who like beefy women
>mfw /clg/ thinks I'm a tranny
>here have some Katie Hogan you paranoid cannibalistic piranhas

>>8704770
>>8704775
I have actually seen her pic once, many ages ago, which is why I thought the girl being lifted could be her since she seems to be asian.

Anyways ignore it I just thought nazi finally got a life I was almost crying here from happiness.

She's still a no lifer without a gf.

>>8704078
>assumed to be bi girl
I'm going to assume you're not referring to me even though I should fit in the sequence there.
I think more people create threads than get credit for it. They don't make a big deal out of it is all.

>>8704785
No one thinks you're a tranny.
You already said many times you're a dude who loves muscle girls.

Go make a thread on /s/ or something this isn't an image dump thread my dude.

>>8704789
nazi must be an extremely dark Asian then. It's SE Asian-tier shade.

>>8704807
She's pretty tanned I will tell you that.
Not going to say more though, I don't want people stalking her, she's already autistic and crazy enough.

>>8704807
>>8704789
I have actually seen her pic once
Yeah, she did post it in here once I believe. I never thought she was trans. (although if she were she would be the biggest false flagger in the world)

>>8704822
The person who started /clg/ was stealth trans, no idea if that was Nazi or not tho

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One more question from me.

There are (a) straight men, (b) gay men and (c) men who like dickgirls (a.k.a. tranny chasers), who are nether quite straight nor gay.

But there are only (a) straight women and (b) lesbian women. No (c) women who like dickgirls...

Why are all tranny chasers male?

>inb4 scientific proof
None. But no anons in places with shemale porn come out as cis women. Ever.

>>8704785
>Katie Hogan
Contributing Brooke Hogan... for those like >>8704798 who insist on big girls without steroids.

>>8704840
>None

That's all you needed to say, and GAMP women aren't nearly as uncommon as you tricked yourself into believing.

>>8704862
Guess what? I'd like to find them. Because fapping in an all-male company isn't so exciting.

>Gynandromorphophilia (GAMP)
Nice word!

>>8704840
A female chaser would be into ftms. They likely exist but haven't been as studied.

>>8704890
It would still constitute an unexplained gender divide.

>>8704789
You didn't see me then. I'm pale.

>>8704908
>pic unrelated
You're not brown but you're not pale either.

>>8704917
The lighting is off. I only had a shitty webcam back then. But trust me when I say I'm white as a sheet. I want to tan my stomach because that needs some color asap

>>8704908
>pale
>shitskin
The delusion is too strong.

>>8704908
Are you sure that picture near the tricicle/bicicle thing wasn't you?

Pretty sure you poster yourself. And you're not that pale nazi.
Also why you don't have a gf yet you dumbass. Asian girls always have it easy on the lesbian scene because of all the weeb girls out there.
Try being a yurupoor like me instead.

>>8704919
>white as a sheet
Lel

>>8704924
I'm a "yurupoor" and I have an Asian girlfriend, you're just shit and unattractive.

>>8704924
>poster
I meant posted.
Thanks safari.

>>8704930
>Nazi defense force.

I asked why she doesn't have a gf yet when she's the asian one.

>>8704938
She says she does but they never work out. They probably see the crazy and run.

>>8704922
>shitskin
I'm yellow. Won't show you a better picture but the corean gene doesn't make dark meat.

>>8704927
It's the only thing I have going for me kek. My parents are classic racists. They were quite pleased with me being pale.

>>8704924
If people want to imagine me as a SE asian that's fine. Throw them off my real life scent. I have had girlfriends. We broke up though. Still friends, she'll be visiting me next month. I'm not too hung up on getting a girlfriend though. I think I need to work on improving my self-esteem first instead of latching on to a woman to make me feel like I'm worth something - that would probably create all kinds of issues.

>>8704938
>Nazi defense force
What does that have to do with anything? I don't give a flying shit about that uggo.

>>8704951
>corean gene
>classic racist
>chinese impregnating a korean
What are you even on about, you're only half Korean you filth.

>>8704958
Thing you should know about koreans is that they don't like anything but korean things (or luxury brands) and they don't like anyone - not even other koreans. Korean dudes can be quite unlikable with a penchant for being stuck up. Racist meaning they don't see blacks and southeast asians as people. They for some reason or another, seem to be ok with hispanics tho.

>>8704951
I don't care what lighting that is, if you were actually pale by Korean standards, you wouldn't be that dark. Everyone in my family is lighter than that and we're not even especially pale.

>>8704940
Yeah I'm used to that excuse already. Kinda kinda sad I like her when she's not going full retarded on people around here.

>>8704951
I'm just teasing you Nazi, I don't mind if you don't have a gf and I was kinda laughing and ab it happy when that picture on >>8704750 was posted.

I felt like every of our no lifers were fixing their life you know? Kek going on adventures, you getting a gf, etc.

>>8704952
Nothing anon just chill.

Also let me try my luck here.
Vegan bong, are you on this thread? I made your brownies with hazelnuts and it was awesome.

>>8704951
Chigga please, this is a board filled with white people. You're not gonna teach us whities what pale skin is.

Hint: it's not your skin.

>>8704967
I'm sure you feel that way since Koreans look down on half-breeds. That much is true. As for racist, that doesn't make much sense. To a Korean, your mother marrying a Chinese or a white or whatever is all the same. She's marrying outside her people, she doesn't belong to a Korean line anymore and neither do you. A woman is associated with the family she marries into, therefore you and her are Chinese as far as most Koreans are concerned.
That said, I'm Korean American so I don't think that. But I know how Koreans in general think.

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>in drug store
>suddenly a toddler wandering alone by himself
>"Hey little guy where's your mom at?"
>mom is nowhere in sight
>old lady rounds the corner while I'm squatted down talking to the kid and trying to figure out who he belongs to
>"Oh good he's your baby. I saw him wandering around and was worried."
>turn and tell her he's not mine
>old lady says something to the effect of 'that's good because high schoolers shouldn't be having babies'
>mfw I'm thirty-one as of last week
>mfw I pass for early-to-mid-twenties at least

This is ass. I was in my work clothes and everything.

>>8704998
Your life is really boring, I'm not sure why you think posting those stories here are a good idea.

>>8704981
>>8704969
Ok you can take the award for lightest skin. No one is here to take it from you. I will check my privilege and readjust the foundation color I purchased to be as dark as possible.

>>8704986
Yeah. It's just that my father was born in Korea, his first language is korean, his whole family speaks both. So while I am half chinese and get that bomb ass new years money - I look more korean and have been raised in a family with two parents that only spoke korean and made korean meals. I think it's most difficult for white people to understand that I could be both.

>>8705004
Shut the fuck up delinquent is a national treasure.

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>>8704998
>tfw I saved a few dbz pics just because they reminded me of you

>>8704998
Hey my 31st birthday was last week too! And I still get mistaken for a kid all the time. Suffering.

>>8704998
>pass as teen at 31
>don't like it
Do you have any idea how many women would be jealous of you?

>>8705035
It's a good thing you're not in Korea. No matter how proficient in Korean language and culture your father is, they'll never see him as Korean. You can't hide it for long either, what with RRNs, asking about your name and family lineage, jokbos, etc.
The US is a lot better, not having to worry about all that stuff.

>>8704998
Little old ladies are cute. They think we're all children.
>mfw when I'm 42 and I still get handed candy and patted on the head by my grandmother's friends at church

>>8705127
pretty much, you'd just get the 'Asian' stamp

>>8705127
East Asians are all such dicks to each other.

>>8705177
Some cultures are more forgiving about mixed race. Koreans are not. It's a little different than racism though. It's either you're Korean or you're not Korean. Whatever the not-Korean is doesn't matter.
The concept of Korean is not a nationalist construction or anything like how western countries see it. Being Korean is being genetically of the same people living in the same country, who speak the same language, share the same culture for thousands of years. It's far more specific than simply being of the same country or the same race as westerners think of it.

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>>8705004
>mfw

>>8705035
>national treasure

Does that mean Nicholas Cage is going to steal me eventually?

>>8705078
Ha! Glad I could provide some amusement. DBZ is such a nostalgic thing for me, but I've always preferred the manga to the anime.

>>8705084
>>8705085
I know it will pay off when I'm older and in truth I don't mind looking younger than I am, but sometimes it's a pain.

>>8705142
Where are all these old ladies passing out candy? I want like, a whole fistful of Worther's Originals.

>>8705127
>living in korea
Absolutely no sankyu. It's been years so I'm thinking of going for another stay, but actually living there would be a big mistake for any foreigner.

>>8705209
>Does that mean Nicholas Cage is going to steal me eventually?
Hopefully not, you silly girl.

>>8705209
>pay off when I'm older
It does. I found it annoying when I was younger and wanted to be taken seriously in my career. It's also led to some awkward conversations with much younger girls thinking I'm around their age. Overall though, it's a definite plus.

>Worther's Originals
Those are delicious but not the kind little old Korean grannies give. Not sure you'd like them.
You're supposed to bow when you get them which is when they get up on their tip-toes and pat you on the head or shoulders. Super cute.

>>8705243
Huh, my Japanese grandma gives out werther's and those shiny strawberry candies as well as miscellaneous Japanese candies.

>>8705177
As a chinese, I can agree.

So much more posturing than there needs to be.

>>8705338
>a chinese

I'm eating poutine but I'm not very impressed, but I think this poutine is weird, doesn't look like the one in Google Images. Was I deceived?

>>8705345
Does it have fat fries, lots of big chunks of soft cheese and thick, delicious gravy? If not, then you have been deceived. If the gravy tastes like water added to bullion cubes, you just picked a shitty place to eat it.

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>>8705209
>you're my friend

>>8705345
What's in it?
Classic poutine is gravy fries and cheese curds all thrown on top of each other.

Also you having fun in canuckistan?

>>8705345
Isn't it basically fries and gravy?

>>8705344
Yep.

>>8705354
Are you cute?

>>8705338
As a partial Japanese, it weirded me out that people in Taiwan were nicer when I spoke Japanese than when I spoke English. I'm still puzzling over that.

>>8705361
Weebs.
No seriosly, people tend to think of Japan as the superior asians unless you're in korean which does have a lot of butthurt towards them.

Like in europe, no one is butthurt at Swiss people.

>>8705349
>>8705353
>>8705354
I was served average french fries in a bowl with a few chunks of cheese and gravy. The gravy is tasty but the french fries are average.

>>8705384
Eh, I guess you could just try poutine a couple more times in other places during your visit. Maybe you will find one that's alright.

Though you can just say fuck it and get some sausage, bacon and syrup and call it a day. Tasty too.

>>8705384
>a few chunks of cheese
Hmm, there should be more than a few. The fries are supposed to meld with the cheese and become a soggy, sloppy, delicious mess.

Truthfully it's better in cold weather (particularly snow) after a long day of exercise (particularly skiing). It really hits the spot then. I'm not sure how much I would enjoy poutine on a hot summer day. Unless it was in the middle of the night after drinking a lot.

>>8705384
Look for a place with good reviews and try it there.

>>8705359
Nope!
>>8705361
That's strange. It might be the negative association with English being used by those overbearing touristy types.

That being said, my grandparents have occasionally said some things about Japanese people but seem to tolerate them better than blacks.

>>8705411
From what I've seen with western tourists in Asia, they are really clueless and complain about a lot of things that Japanese tourists wouldn't. I could see that being the reason Japanese would be more tolerated.

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>tfw no bookworm gf

>>8705367
I would have thought Taiwan would have a lot to be butthurt about too, but it seems that violent mistreatment by the government after the Japanese colonial one may have cast the Japanese in a slightly more positive light.

>>8705411
>overbearing touristy types
Japanese people think I'm white, but Chinese people have often assumed I'm Chinese. Or do you mean the pushy, ill-mannered mainland tourists?

I also thought it could be some kind of judgment on immigrant kids who "lost" the language. I have friends who have traveled back and gotten attitude because their Mandarin or Cantonese is really bad.

>>8705437
Too interested in their books to be anyone's gf.

>>8705441
I meant tourists from western countries. But the judgement on immigrant kids who "lost" the language seems like a more solid reason now that I think about it.

>>8705463
I guess it all depends on who/what they thought I was! Next time I go back I'll have to poll people on what they identify me as.

>>8705437
>>8705456
>Not being a lazy ass like me and asking for your gf to read shit for you.
I literally "read" american gods last week like this.
She probably secretly hates me though I feed her so I guess it's a symbiotic relationship.

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>>8705456
Games are a better hobby anyway.

>>8705494
I'm >>8705456 and I actually struggle to absorb information aurally; the only time I can even listen to audiobooks is when I'm doing manual labour. Even when someone just tries to read a funny bit of internet to me I have to walk over and read over their shoulder.

>>8705507
But you can comfortably read a book almost anywhere. I wouldn't bring a portable console into a hot tub or a lake, nor would I drag one up a tree. It's also easier to avoid people looking over your shoulder at what you're doing, and you aren't missing anything by not having the sound on.

>>8705523
Oh and you don't have to worry about whether your sudden movements would bother people sitting next to you.

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>>8705535
>I read this wrong and got really embarrassed

>>8705572
I'm not adventurous enough to schlick on public transit.

>>8705586
>I'm not adventurous enough to schlick on public transit.
The better question is what sort of cringelord is? haha.

>>8705647
Het women filming some kind of porn.
Or like that crazy methead webm that I saw in the newyork metro that was rubbing one while looking at some poor guy during the night.

Yeah I should stop watching live leak shit.

>>8705647
I think there was an anon here who did something like that, but I didn't pay much attention so I can't remember.

>>8705657
The MTA is a strange world.

>tfw no beefy gf

Let's just kill ourselves already, c'mon.

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>>8705456
>tfw no gf to curl up and read with in comfortable silence

>>8705849
Add being covered in a few cats and that sounds like heaven.

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>>8705808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olPH0ZD12XA&spfreload=10

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>>8705880
Almost put that in my post, but shit, man, I'm always talking about cats in here.

Marry me, anon.

>>8705885
Goddamn, Goku's Japanese voice is terrible.
>literal ATATATATATATATATATA though

>>8705808
>tfw no gf to curl

>>8705586
>>8705647
I did that once a long time ago, with a newspaper covering me

>>8705914
I like it, probably because I watched DB in Japanese and warmed up to the voice such that Goku with a different VA does not feel like Goku.

>>8705932
What is wrong with you degenerates. I feel like that is below tranny tier. Peewee Herman went to jail for pulling that shit in a movie theater.

>>8706007
Would it be less degenerate if someone else were involved?

Are you at C92, CanKan? Did you see the Kino no Tabi PV? Sasuga Y.Aoi nailed perfectly Kino's voice but it's too bad the series will be filled with QUALITY.

>>8706072
I assume it's playing either out front or in the kigyou booths, I'm busy buying music for autists so I haven't been to the latter yet.

>>8706150
>music for autists
2hu?

>>8706007
>I feel like that is below tranny tier.
Take that >>8705932!
t. tranny

>>8706163
Jp hardcore, some artists are ex-2hu.

>>8705808
>tfw no gf stronger than me to hold me down during sex
why live?

>>8706226
Date a boy dummy.

>>8706197
How hardcore is it?

>>8706014
Sure and if you weren't on a fucking bus, or in a movie theater. (Like find a park/field or a cemetery or something with a shred more privacy.)

The golden rule is: If you wouldn't want a creepy dude jacking it next to you in whatever public place then you shouldn't be shilicking it either.

Like I personally won't be creeped out if I saw two girls going at it, or a single qt doing her thing near me but it is absolutely still degenerate behavior. (I would probably just smirk and tell my gf/friends about it later. Still doe.)

>>8703771
The qt? I think she wore sweat pants, I saw her in sweat pants before.
I'm also really drunk and got this close to getting laid by a whitey. We went to this really fancy club that played metal/punk and the like: I turned out knowing the bassist of the band that played and received backstage entry. Tomorrow I have a date and I hope I'll be sobber by then.

>tfw listened to her voicemail four times already and only understood half of what she said


>>8705004
FUGG OFf Delinquent is the qtest poster there is

>>8706271
I'm not big on the harder stuff like speedcore or gabber, I just like fast beep boop music with lots of shitty sampling.

>>8706294
>fucking in a cemetery
>less degenerate

wut

>>8706269
A tranner would be that dumb.

>>8705808
>You will never playfully wrestle your girl until you both get progressively more serious until it ends in a brutal deathmatch OR you proceed to have sexual relations.

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Pony Canyon booth had a big picture of Kase and Yamada.

>>8706410
Yamada looks as retarded as in the manga. Yes, I don't like her.

>>8706697
Yamada is a good girl, you leave her alone.

I agreed to hang out with a friend tomorrow and she thanked me for it. Fucking weird stuff. Hanging out with friends always feels like a chore to me for some reason. I've never asked anyone to hangout before

>>8706788
>having friends
FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEE

>>8705893
>Almost put that in my post, but shit, man, I'm always talking about cats in here.
Nothing wrong with that!

>Marry me, anon.
I'm sorry, I'm already married to my books.

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>>8706822
Well meme'd my friend

I have come to pillage your village and to cuddle with you.

>>8706788
I was feeling paranoid for a second because I just asked a friend to hang out with me tomorrow. But I didn't thank her. Phew.

That feel when a girl calls you cute but you know she meant it in like an offhanded way.

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>mfw I find a muscle thread right after my interest in it awakens
>total of 6 pictures from 60 posters

>>8706995
Go to /fit/ if you want to see that.

>>8706271
>>8706373
Technically a lot of the stuff I buy isn't actually hardcore, but all of the artists are part of the "hardcore" group (play at hardcore shows, show up on each other's albums, etc) and that's how I found them, so I just throw them all in that bucket.
This album series has been around for ~10 years and I think it gives a pretty good display of what JP hardcore is generally like (there are usually 3-5 tracks toward the end that are too hard for me):
https://soundcloud.com/tano-c/hardcore-syndrome-11-demo
It's definitely not for everyone.

>pretty low sex drive
>95% of crushes have been on friends or at least acquaintances I've known for quite sometime, pretty much never on total strangers
>dicking around downtown with friends
>new girl working at used bookstore is super gorgeous and attentive and sweet
>feels like I've been hit by a truck the second I see her
>blushing and stammering the entire time I'm talking to her
>friends find the whole thing incredibly funny
>tfw can never go back to favorite store because I spaghetti'd too hard
It's so weird. I'm not really used to having feelings so intensely. It's like realizing I'm gay all over again.

In a few weeks it'll be my first time staying in university dorms. I have no idea what to expect. What is the best way to find and hang out with like-minded girls (lesbians) there? I should add it's a girls only dorm, which probably indicates that I'm not studying in your typical western country. Usually I'm good at getting girls to like me back but I've been a bit rusty lately.

Any tips, advice or personal experience is appreciated.

I just bought a 1000mbit/s internet connection and I'm so happy!

>>8704986
>I'm korean american
>korean
Can you say the truth about jessica leaving snsd?

>>8707304
I'm technologically retarded, what's the deal with a 1000mbit/s internet connection?

>>8707167
You should go back and talk to her. She could be the girl for you. If she's gay and likes you, she'll think it's cute. OK, the odds of her even being gay is low but don't give up your favorite store without figuring out that much at least.
>>8707282
Does your country have LGBT orgs or groups? My college wasn't very big. I came out and I found every lesbian in college within a few weeks. I kept an eye out and saw them congregating in lots of places: Women's rugby, drama group, activist orgs etc.
The cutest lesbian on campus ran the feed the homeless group and came out when talking about it to us new frosh. It was practically a stampede of lesbians joining who suddenly found themselves caring about the homeless.
>>8707393
I'm 42, I stopped following k-pop drama a long time ago.
>>8707304
How much did it cost you? In Korea, it costs $20/month for it. I'm super jelly, they have the fastest and the cheapest VDSL in the world.
>>8707546
Does 1GB a second internet speed mean anything to you? It's ridiculously fast, like top speed.

>>8707603
>Women's rugby

Best lesbian sport. Scrimmage. O' glorious scrimmage. Sad it's not more popular in the States.

>>8707546
It means no delays when watching quality HD lesbian porn.
>>8707603
30 euromoney per month.

>>8707603
It does have lgbt orgs and groups, but the ones located on my future campus are basically a weinerfest. Lesbians are the minority in those groups. I'm looking for things a little more cis lesbian-oriented, not that transsexual/ non-binary type of stuff. I know that might sound harsh to some but I just don't want to put up with them.

I might check out something like a drama group, sounds like fun. My college is also fairly large.

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>>8706410
Too pure for this world. It's too pure.

>>8707700
>implying transsexual non-binary snowflakes wouldn't be in drama groups

Look to the sports. Rugby, Softball, Volleyball, Golf, Bowling, Soccer.