/clg/ Cis lesgen

>>8678403
it was inevitable

>>8678383
You can go back to doing news and stuff anytime; even if it didn't affect thread quality it was appreciated.

>>8678403
Can someone explain this meme?

>>8678448
post your eyes and find out

>>8678454
I'm not even a lesbian, I just come here to see if someone posted this stupid picture.

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>wanted to take an hour nap before spending the night playing vidyas
>so tired I end up ignoring all my alarms
>end up taking a 9 hr nap
My whole Friday night was wasted sleeping.

>>8678664
Your first mistake was trusting naps.

>>8678383
>be trans
>be post op
>manage to sneak into /clg/ discord
>months later, still haven't been found out

>>8678664
So play vidya Sat morning instead, it's not like you have anything else to do right?

>>8678674
For what purpose?

>>8678667
I know that now. Maybe I should have put more alarms on.

>>8678680
I'm planning on it. But last night I was going to play with a friend tho. That friend is asleep now.

>>8678693
>That friend is asleep now.
Wake him up, save him from the monster that is naps.

>>8678703
Nah. She's kinda mad that I didn't get on last night when I said I would. Best to just let her sleep.

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If this keeps happening I'll have to take over creating new threads.

>anon's gf continues to find excuses not to sleep in the same bed
>/clg/'s summer adventures included visiting family, vidya, and acquiring gf
>forced tipping and forced French
>only one dirty cup allowed per battlestation
>does penetration make you less gay? Order your very own strap-on wearing qt and find out today
>INTJ and INTP are the lonely 4chan nerds MBTI types
>adoption papers for Kek are getting signed. She might receive the next laptop charger in time
>drunk Supergirl anon wants to meet us all

Still hoping for:
>/x/ anon's return
>CanKan talking pineapples

>went grocery shopping
>woman under 50 said "thank you my lovely"
>said hello to cashier first

Shoo shoo autism

>>8678664
Did you have a nice dream at least?
Sometimes dreams can be like video games.

>>8678909
personally I'd prefer a woman over 50 say "thank you my lovely" to me.

>>8678942
>over 50
Why?

Over 50 would feel motherly. I wouldn't get a tiny ego boost from that. She's like the age of a hot teacher. I know this lady is probably married with kids so it wouldn't happen but I wouldn't mind motor-boating her rack. There isn't anything sexual about women over 50.

>tfw too spaghetti to ask a qt to hang out

>>8679004
Let me ask her for you, pucci, give me your phone

>>8678994
because I have mommy issues and have dated older women all my life.

>>8679008
W-what will you say to her? I need to look cool and mysterious.

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>girlfriend lists the things she finds "ew disgusting ugh gross" about the way I look
>"Hahaha what? Are you mad? HAHAHA"

>>8679023
"I'm cool and mysterious, so cool and mysterious that it isn't even me sending this message. I'm too pussy to talk to you directly. please hang out with me for coffee"

>>8679053
Give us the list.

We'll tell you if she was being mean or if you really should work on those things.

>inb4 doesn't shave

>>8679062
I'm not fat, I do shave, I'm clean, and I work out.

She was being a bitch on purpose.

>>8679060
>coffee

But I want de pucci.

>>8679066
sounds like she needs the belt

>>8679083
Agreed.

>>8679066
So dump her and shitpost with us instead

Related question: If you could only have three of those four qualities in a gf (not fat, does shave, is clean, works out) what would you pick?

I pick
>not fat
>shaves
>works out

Worse comes to worse I could always hose her down and it doesn't count as her cleaning herself because I'm doing it.

>>8679082
pucci comes after coffee

>>8679089
Kek. Come on anon, you're gonna clean her every time you want her pussy? Gonna get old extremely fast.

>>8679092
Shower-sex everyday.
Lucky me.

>>8679066
hi its me, ur new girlfriend

>>8679091
Okay, I trust in your judgement. I'm gonna go out to buy new shoes and underwear and try my luck afterwards.

>clg

>be volunteer in germany
>have to also take care of friend who's under 18
>she went alone to a party with some other volunteers
>later go to check on her
>talk to qt german volunteer about friend
>exchange phone numbers in case something happened
>she calls me sweet and cute for caring so much
Should I tell her she's pretty or something before I go back to my country? I'm probably never gonna see her again anyway

>>8679053
>>8679066
My girlfriend will sometimes tease me about something related to my looks though she prefers to make fun of me for dumb stuff I do.
It's usually minor stuff like my lips are too dry or I need to work on my posture and not slouch so much.
But she often compliments my looks, calls me beautiful etc, so it doesn't bother me. I get her back too if she gets too obnoxious. I point out anything about her ass, even though it's a perfectly normal ass, and that will guarantee make her stop.

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>>8678674
I know who

>>8678895
>CanKan talking pineapples
Come on, CanKan, I knew you were drunk posting some hours ago, please do this.

>>8679089
my picks would be not fat, is clean,and works out.
I don't honestly care about shaving much desu.

>>8679089
I'm going to assume that if she works out she is also not fat. I mean, if she works out regularly she must be at normal weight or close to it unless she is bulking up to become bodybuilder mode or some shit like that.
So my picks: Works out, is clean, and shaves.

>>8679244
>I knew you were drunk posting some hours ago
H-how

I had to call the police on the ghost at work this morning.

Spooky bastard.

>>8679428
>outs herself as a weeb
>proceeds to imply she lives in canada
It's not that hard. I must admit you blend well with the normie posters though. Now please vocaroo.

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if you could choose to have been born straight, would you

>>8679567
No. Girls are cute and yuri is the best. I can't imagine a life without that.

>>8679567
If you could choose to have been born with a brain, would you

>>8679587
Really, what's up with straight girls always acting braindead? They struggle with basic concepts, study useless shit, put up with abuse and think getting married will bring them happiness, this goes on until they are like 30-35yo when (some of them) finally mature and grow up. Straight girls truly are like oversized children.

>>8679567
If I could pick I'd be bi and still be female.

>>8679611
No one cares, dude.

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>>8679587
>>8679611

>insulting me instead of answering my question
i didn't think you would find this offensive, i was just asking out of curiosity

>>8679619
Clearly you cared enough to reply.

>>8679620
Insulting you? How so? I'm just commenting an observation. Don't take it personal.

>>8679620
I feel bad for saying this, but that picture's really hot

>>8679640
>sweaty fat stomachs are really hot
Said no one ever, apart from brain damaged male fetishists.

>>8679611
Most straight males are braindead too. Most lesbians are. Most tranners are. Most gay males are.

>>8679645
>that
>fat

that's a healthy amount of chub, she still has a shapely body

slightly chubby girls > skinny girls

>>8679698
Sure, fatty.

>>8679558
Oops. I don't know, I think drunk me's idea of normiespeak is pretty hilarious. I'm not doing a damn vocaroo.

>>8679748
>I think drunk me's idea of normiespeak is pretty hilarious
Yeah it is, I could tell it was pretty exaggerated at times.

>I'm not doing a damn vocaroo
Well if you've done one before you can just post that one.

>>8679567
I did think a little that when I was young. I also thought it'd be cool to be a guy so I could date girls. Or be born white in America instead of Asian. Not often or seriously, I figured out soon enough is I simply wanted life to be easier.
I don't think that now and in retrospect I'm proud of the life I've earned and had to work harder for. I happy with my gf and wouldn't ever trade it for an easier life with someone else. So now I can say confidently, no, I'm glad I wasn't born as anything other than what I am.
>>8679748
Disappoint, CanKan

>>8679800
Excuse the poorly written post. I'm not drunk but I am heavily medicated.
>gum abscess after root canal

>brother finally gets a steady girlfriend
>give him a bunch of pointers about dating girls
>parents are quiet through the whole thing
>they've started joking about me having a girlfriend
They know.

>>8679856
Better yet, they seem cool with it. They're waiting on an introduction someday to your gf. Don't disappoint them.

>>8679856
Time to take your gf to meet your family, anon.

>>8679872
I'm surprised with my dad's reaction, he's a conservative guy.

>>8679894
So's my mom, but she suspected before I told her too. It turned out OK.

>>8679896
Same. My mom's a pretty dedicated Christian but when I came out to her she seemed more disappointed that she wouldn't get any grand children out of me than anything else.
Dad's a committed atheist and said as long as I was happy he was happy, so... easier than I thought to come out. All those movies and tv shows lied to me.

>>8679918
Lesbianism didn't stop my mom. She's like, "you know this IVF thing, we'll help pay for it."
Led to some awkward conversations in the past when she'd assess my gfs on their child-bearing potential.

I'm on holidays right now and want to go travel. Pls gib tips on how to enjoy trips whilst being on one's own, and what the best ways to meet qts and involve myself with the locals are.

>>8679971
>traveling alone as a female
Do you want to get raped or something?

>>8679971
It'd help if you say where you were or plan to travel to. Anyway, your best shot is to see what lesbian spaces/events are there at your destination. I've gone to my share of bars and clubs but also a bunch of other things on travel Events like Dinah Shore, an Olivia cruise and resort, lesbian B&B, women's spas known to be frequented by lesbians, lesbian outdoor groups (anything from hiking to scuba diving), premieres to lesbian shows, lesbian professional events and happy hours.
I have met thousands of lesbians this way.

>>8679982
Is there any actual evidence that it's statistically more dangerous for a female than a male?

>>8680000
Males are more at risk of being just killed.

>>8679982
There's few chances to be attacked if you're going alone in London or Amsterdam for exemple. That's another story if you're going in India.

>>8680008
But does that mean we're safer overall or not?

>>8679927
I assess random women on the train on their child bearing potential. Dem wide hips.

My brother just got married so I think she'll be happy with his offspring for now. I don't know how I feel about having kids though. I find pregnancy kind of weird by fascinating. Anyone else feel this?

>>8679971
Like anon >>8679988 said, it depends where you go and what you want to do. If you're sticking to western countries, you're probably going to be fine and will able able to find plenty of gay friendly bars and clubs where you can meet people. Be confident, be friendly and be ready to roll with what comes up. Some really fun things can happen if you just say "why not?"
Where were you thinking of going?

>>8680008
Yeah, I think males are more likely to be involved in violence like fights and murders, but obviously as a single female you might be targeted by sexual predators. Again, it depends where you go. A single woman in Sydney or Tokyo is probably going to be safer than a single woman in Baghdad or ghetto LA.

>>8680018
>London
Someone post that one recent story of a teen girl getting raped by a sandnigger in London and then asking for help and getting raped by another one.

>>8680027
You're less likely to lose your life if someone mugs you but you're also more likely to get raped.

>>8678674
>cant even prove it by posting a screen

>>8680033
But am I more or less likely to be [mugged or raped or killed]?

>>8680045
Pretty sure you're equally likely to get mugged, more likely to get raped and less likely to get killed.

>>8680045
Depends on where you go. Different cities have different crime rates.

>>8680033
What's the purpose of bringing that story? It's like talking about about the nutcase who killed schoolgirls in Japan or one of the many shootings happening every year in USA.

>>8680054
London does have problems though...

>>8680054
Because it's actually not an isolated case. You're gonna get raped by third worlders if you go to LONDON.

>>8680058
You don't need to be a migrant to rape in LONDON, anon. Native english men already do that. They're just the same pieces of shit.

>>8680069
Yeah but native English men probably won't beat you for not being a Muslim and administer a corrective rape for your lesbianism.

>>8680078
The ones who are converted will do.

>>8680069
Don't worry, the native men are being feminized and converted into nu-males at a rapid rate.

>>8679982
I'm confident I won't get raped just because I'm walking the streets alone. It's not like I have a choice, anyway. ;_;


>>8679988
>>8680029
I'll be in Western Europe, although I'm not set on a route yet. I'll definitely be visiting acquaintances in the Netherlands, so I'd like to visit several other places in that country.
I usually feel a bit awkward being at bars, events and such on my own, but I guess I'll just have to get over it.

>>8680086
>Netherlands
Amsterdam is great (lots of cuties), Rotterdam is rotten.

>>8680084
Just avoid the people with hipster beards without the glasses.

>>8680045
Lord, just don't be stupid and none of those will happen. I'm 42, traveled hundreds of times on three different continents, none of those have happened to me. Statistically, most rapes are done by acquaintances or friends anyway. Don't be an idiot and start drinking with guys if you're alone and monitor your levels and their behavior carefully. Don't accept drinks that you don't get from a trusted friend or straight from the bartender. Don't be alone when you go through shady areas. Stick to crowds and safe places. Don't wear or carry anything that looks expensive, wear a practical bag out that's hard for someone to purse-snatch. Make sure you have someone to check in with regularly who will definitely follow-up if something happens. Learn to make acquaintances or friends when you're on travel so you aren't always alone in places anyway. Be alert and pay attention to your surroundings. Don't be afraid to yell your head off if someone accosts you. Take a R.A.D awareness defense class, it will teach you all this and more.

>>8680086
I'd listen to mom-sensei >>8680096 if I were you.
As for making friends, remember that you're on holiday and can be a little looser than normal. Even if you do something embarrassing, you can just leave it behind and it may as well have never happened. You'll def find plenty of lesbian-friendly places throughout Europe.

There was one anon who went to Japan by her self and seemed to get by just fine. Try asking her, if she comes back.

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>>8680069
>all races are the same; race is skin deep
>all men are evil
Tumblr, please go and stay gone.

>>8680069
>Native english men already do that. They're just the same pieces of shit.
What the fuck?

>>8680144
>>8680147
Reading comprehension isn't your forte.

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>>8680069
>tumblr
you autists are so divorced from reality that it makes me laugh

>>8680096
>Statistically, most rapes are done by acquaintances or friends anyway.
stop being retarded. "you're more likely to be killed by a bee sting than a terrorist. time for a holiday in syria since it's so safe!"

>>8678674
how is being post op like? my gf is getting srs in a while and i wanna know what to expect and how to help out

>>8679765
Haven't done one in ages, never done one in French at all.

>>8679800
Sohrry. And sorry to hear about the gum abcess, hope it clears up fast.

>>8680192
Troll or are you seriously dating a tranner?

>>8680229
white mtf here, whose the enemy, cis lesbians like her who want both of us raped or gross male me who wants the muslims to stop?

>>8680217
I just want to hear your qt voice.

>been on a few dates with a qt recently
>one of my friends has also met her and saw us interacting with each other
>meet him yesterday and talk about the qt
>he says that he felt like I was apprehensive about dating her, and not interested in the pucci or a relationship - whereas she's surely all over me
>also that we might not have a lot in common and our relationship would possibly last for only a few months
>actually really interested in the pucci, and whilst we might not have the same hobbies, we share a lot of opinions and interests and can just talk to each other for hours

I mean I don't really think we'll be getting into a relationship any time soon, but at least it's the closest to one I've had for a while.

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just got a copy of a lesbian history book

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>>8680187
You can leave now /pol/ and take your ignorance with you.

>>8680297
iirc the muslim rape gangs in the uk know their victims

>>8680287
Why would anyone even want this.

>>8680331
I collect books (should've said that first)

>>8680217
Thanks, I'm shaking off the drugs now.
>>8680287
Well, the cover looks more recent than the lesbian history books I had in college in the 90s. The women on my books were either illustrated or looked like they were photographed from the suffrage era.
>>8680340
I would too, if I had the space for it. My electronic library has grown a great deal in the last 6 years.

>>8680376
You can grab a digital version here i think
https://archive.org/details/lesbianculturean00penerich
But you need an account, because they restrict gay stuff for no reason

>>8680340
You've posted about your collection here before, right?

>>8680376
>I would too, if I had the space for it. My electronic library has grown a great deal in the last 6 years.
iktf, I'm a great lover of hardcopy but I just don't have the space.

>>8680394
Nah, only been on 4chan for like a month.

>>8680399
Oh, huh. We definitely had an anon with a large collection of nonfiction books at some point, I wonder if they're still around.

>>8680391
Thanks
>publication date 1993
Huh, older than I thought
>14 days
I'll have to reserve it on my next reading binge. Not this weekend, the drugs keep knocking me out.

>>8680269
Well too bad for you, my voice is super androgynous and not particularly qt.

>>8680227
Not her, but yes, I'm also dating a trans woman. She's the sweetest girl you could ever meet. Why wouldn't I date her?

Friendly reminder that derailing the thread with sperging doesn't help anyone.

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>>8680431
Are you actually a tranny or something?

>>8680434
i am that girl

i love my gf

>>8680434
You're practically dating a roleplaying guy.

>>8680446
Why would I need to be a trans woman to date a trans woman?
>>8680452
So? I love her and she loves me, and we make each other happy. Love is love, and that's what matters, right?

>>8680443
Trannies ruin everything. You'd think they'd contain talk about themselves to the 3/4ths of the threads on this board related to them without bringing tranny talk here too, but this shit never ends.

>>8680446
I wouldn't be bleeding like a fucking faucet and suffering from intense cramps right now if I were. Boy am I thankful for ibuprofen.

How can I tell if I'm Gay? I definitely like chicks more than guys but at the same time vaginas sort of disgust me. Certainly more than penises, although I did have a boyfriend for around 3 months and refused to touch or look at his. Do I need to kiss a girl I like to find out or what?

>>8680458
Just don't respond. Handing out You's only exacerbates the off-topic posting.

>>8680463
Yeah I'd try dating/fukkin grills and seeing if you like it. Vaginas can seem groce in concept but then be super hot and tasty once you get in there.

>>8680462
Oh, that's too bad. I wish I could take care of you

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>>8679567
>straight
Absolutely.

Loosely related:
>at old work, a third of the staff was gay, rest were super chill
>new workplace
>all the girls are straight
>like high school cheerleader normie straight
>talk about dating/fucking dudes and getting drunk at bars and concerts and shit
>coworker comes in the other day complaining about having the worst date of her life
>"omg, he was SUCH a NERD!"
>"he talked about how he still plays Pokemon and has an online group of video game friends and whatever"
>"SO weird! Definitely not calling him back. But he already texted me... what should I do?!"
>tfw I like Pokemon and have online friends I play games with

>>8680510
That is the type of normie I absolutely loathe. I don't care if someone is a slut who parties every night but shitting on other people's hobbies and lifestyle for no fucking reason is idiotic and I'm sorry you have to work with such dipshits.

>>8680510
wew and I thought /r9k/ was exaggerating when they made troll posts about normies acting like that.

>>8680495
That's sweet of you, but I'm just bitching; it's not bad enough for me to need nursing.

>>8680576
Not like I could nurse you anyway, but it's too but you don't like hugs.

>>8680588
But it's too bad*

Should name the next topic /clg/ cis Vagina Fetishists

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>>8680528
Thanks anon. It's been discouraging, trying to fit in. There were normies at my last work, but they were the nonjudgmental types that would good-naturedly tease you a little about being a nerd before reassuring you they loved you anyway. This place is cliquey and catty, and I can guess how they probably talk about me when I'm not around since I've heard them talk about the other newer girls.

>referred to new coworker as "the one who walks around all the time looking like she wants to die"
>it was her first day and she was clearly (to me) very nervous, possibly shy
>"what's wrong with her??"
>mfw workers at a fucking nonprofit are snobs with zero empathy

>>8678383
is this game of thrones

>>8680647
They sound like students doing non-profit work just to pad their collect transcript/resume. .

>>8680588
>>8680592
It's rather convenient for me, as I'm permanently single and all. One less thing to miss!

>>8680654
You wouldn't even enjoy a cuddling session with a cute girl?

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>>8680652
If only. A few are students, but most of them are mid/late twenty-somethings that already have degrees. The shittiest one of all is 37.

Some people just never grow up, I guess.

>>8680709
No, I have zero interest in cuddling unless I'm head-over-heels for someone. I just found it flattering but vaguely inconvenient when female friends got clingy.

>>8680834
Have you ever loved anyone?

>>8680862
Yeah.

>>8680647
Are you going to keep working there? It sounds awful.

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>>8680880
Tell me about it.

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>tfw love physical affection but profoundly uncomfortable with physical affection with people I'm not close with

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>>8680888
Dunno. It's only been a week since I started - I'm just trying to give things a chance for now. It broke my heart to have to leave my old job, so that (and making inevitable comparisons) might be coloring my perception of this place. The org does do important work and seems to have great opportunities for advancement, so it'd feel like a pussy move to opt out just because I don't fit in with the cool kids.

We'll see. If I do stay, I definitely won't be out at work for at least some months, if ever. They don't seem like the kind of girls who would take it well.

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Come to mama, /clg/

>>8681132
big is beautiful mmmkay

Anon interested in the Aimitsu AnR doujins: I posted but saw no response in the /u/ Buyfag thread. I created an AnR thread there with the same query, see if that gets a response. Anyway, feel free to monitor and post there to keep it alive.

>>8681229
Thanks, anon.

THAT FEEL WHEN NO GF
:(

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>>8681393
>tfw

>>8681393
Why don't you have a gf, anony?

>>8680934
Childhood friend. I thought it was normal for my world to revolve around her because she was my best friend. Slowly figured out my feelings for her were actually pretty gay, but she was supposedly straight and honestly a bit of a disaster so I tried to keep a lid on them. I don't think it worked very well because she allegedly developed a mild crush on me, which often happened when she figured out someone had a thing for her (either way I was clearly an afterthought compared to the guys she was pursuing during the same time period). She made a lot of moves, but most of them were clearly just motivated by a desire to yank my chain (I've bitched about that before), titillate dudes, or plain old curiosity. It all made me feel pretty wretched and she wasn't too happy with herself either, and that combined with a couple other things that were going on finally woke me up to the fact that we were no good for each other even as friends.

tl;dr: it wasn't exactly unrequited but not mutual either.

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>>8681512
B-but in my lily comics the childhood friend actually wins.

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>>8681115
>If I do stay, I definitely won't be out at work for at least some months, if ever.
That job security sounds nice.
I get how you feel about co-workers talking shit behind each other's backs. It happens a lot where I work as well. It confused the fuck out of me at first (and it still does) since I've never been one to involve myself in any social circles in school or irl.
>person A would talk shit about person B to person C and D when person B wasn't there
>person B would talk shit about person D to person A
>basically everybody talked shit about everybody to each other when that person isn't around
>they would say some really fucked up things about each other
>lunch time comes around and they go out to eat together as if all the shit talking never happens
I've been there for a few months and I'm still trying to figure out exactly how this works. Is this what normies tend to do? Hang out with each other even though they don't really like each other just to have someone to talk to? Wouldn't it be better to be alone and do your own thing than to submit to that kind of interaction every day? I only have one friend there and it's a gay dude that I have several hobbies/interest in common with. The women at my work like to start drama too much. I rather not get intertwined with any of that if I can help it.

>>8681529
That only happens when they're both yuri.

>>8681393
Same

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WHNJc8bPJo
Will this get me girls

>>8680431
Hawt

>>8681605
Jesus fuck no. It's impressive but it reminds me of niggers so no. Sorry. Why don't you talk instead? Maybe your voice is hot.

>>8681115
That's a very level-headed approach, just be careful. Sometimes staying in a toxic environment too long can end up even sapping your will to move on.
>They don't seem like the kind of girls who would take it well.
Sure sounds like it, from your description.

>>8681546
>Is this what normies tend to do?
The ones who don't grow the fuck up after college, yes. There are normies who don't though, they can be quite likable.

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>>8681529
>B-but in my lily comics the childhood friend actually wins.

>>8681654
I mean actual romantic yuri but yeah, poor Yayacuck, couldn't compete with a pedo retard.

>>8681619
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07ktiPvGYjV

>>8681664
You sounds like a baby.

>>8681673
No u

>>8681676
sound cute as hell to me

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>>8681663
I was just trying to bait you. Be nice to Papika, it's not her fault she's special.

Hey there are plenty of stories where the childhood friend gets a bad end, but they're usually oneshots.

>>8681702
I can't recall any.

>>8681402 >>8681600
*hugs*

>>8681422
honestly, I'm not entirely sure. I go on dates periodically and talk to people on dating sites, but I'm picky, and the people I like always ghost me pretty quickly. (or just aren't interested in me anymore, sometimes before we even meet up). Idk whats wrong with me, otherwise I would fix it. I probably don't date ENOUGH, but every rejection is kind of disheartening.

>>8681715
I can't recall any names except this one:
https://dynasty-scans.com/series/sorairo_girlfriend
And I didn't really like it at all, everyone was so delusional. I did kind of like the sequel, but I don't see it on dynasty. Maybe it didn't ever get translated.

Every now and then there's a one-shot that involves an MC angsting over her childhood friend's engagement announcement or wedding invitation. Or an MC vowing to remain by her friend's side forever alone. There are also a couple where an MC thinks her friend is straight and some other girl comes in and starts dating the friend.

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>chilling in my bed fixing to go to sleep
>see this huge as fuck spider
>am kind of scared of spiders sometimes but let them outside if I can because they're total bros
>try to move it
>accidentally smash it
>MFW THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF FUCKING BABIES SWARM OUT
>FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS IS MY WORST FUCKING NIGHTMARE
>RUN TO GET RAID
>PUNCTURE IN THE CAN
>IT'S GETTING EVERYWHERE
>FUCK IT JUST SQUISH THEM ALL
>killing baby spiders left and right
>panicking like an idiot
>so stressed out I start breaking out in hives
>clean up the raid
>shower and scrub myself thoroughly just in case I got some one me
>change clothes
>skin still crawling
>too scared to sleep in my room

Everything I touch really does turn into a dumpster fire.

>>8682170
lmao good to have you back delinquent

>>8682170
Hey! Where have you been?
You should be nicer to spiders. They mean no harm. They just want to co-exist with you and share your habitat.

>>8682174
Good to be back!

>>8682239
Haha work and life stuff got kind of crazy, but I think things have settled down now.

Like I said I normally try to let them outside but I squished that one accidentally. After that I just kind of panicked.

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>>8681605
B B Kch B Pft Kch B B Kch BYM C PF B B Kch Pft URRRR B Kch Kch B B BYM C PFB B Kch B Pft Kch

>>8682286
>work and life stuff got kind of crazy, but I think things have settled down now.
Ah, well that tends to happen every now and then. Got some of that work and life stuff going on right now myself as well.

>I normally try to let them outside
You are so sweet. I just kill them on site without thinking twice. Give them a good smacking with my sandal or drown them in Raid.

>>8681605
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WHNJc8bPJo
Be my gf

>>8681115
They sound like the kind of girls who'd respond to you being out with "oooohhh you're a lesbian? Does that mean you'd bang Rosie O'Donnell? Oooh I'm really progressive now for having a lesbian friend"

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>>8682711
I had a work friend who was annoyingly like that.

>rosie o'donnell
what a weird one for them to jump to.

Although probably, honestly. She was hot in some show she was in that I can't remember the name of.

>ate salad for dinner
>stomach is gurgling
>either gas or my butt has to throw up
replacement needs to hurry before I have an accident

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I need a girlfriend

>>8682170
>Delinquent is scared of spiders

Getting cuter by the day.

Has anyone used Her?
Is it good for just making friends or is it more for dating like okcupid? I'm scared of dating but I want to just make friends and chat to them online. I want a friend before a girlfriend and if one turns into the other that would be nice.

>>8683240
I haven't used it but I have friends who have. It's more for dating but you could use it for friends too. It's not like a hookup app. Be mindful you will need to connect a social media account to use it so I hope you have a Facebook page or something that you're cool with girls seeing.

>>8683251
>Be mindful you will need to connect a social media account to use it so I hope you have a Facebook page or something that you're cool with girls seeing.
W-what? Just to login or does it actually link your profile publicly? You don't make your own profile on the app?

>>8683255
Answers are here: https://weareher.com/support-category/privacy

>>8683267
Thats awful, complete deal breaker for me. All I have on my Facebook is horrible cringey pictures from college since I only use it to message my old friends. I'm a weird introvert and just want to meet girls without going through the hoops of dating. Guess I'm fucked ;__;

>>8683278
Look, if you want at some point to date some qt you met online, you are going to need recent flattering photos of yourself no matter what. Because there's going to be a photo exchange so she knows you're not hideous or a guy. So you might as well do it, post it on your facebook, then they'll clear you as an actual female.
If you can't do that then yeah, online dating is not something you can do because this is a necessary hoop, friend. It's still a lot easier than getting dressed, looking good, going out and talking to girls in person.

>>8683285
I do have pictures of myself, I just don't use Facebook. I haven't made a post in about 4 years, maintaining it feels like a chore. I'm fine with an app profile I can fill out once and update every now and again but the constant interaction Facebook requires is too much for me. Plus, I can pick and choose what to put about myself there. I don't want to have to go and scour and purge all my Facebook history to make it appropriate for a new person to see. I just tell people I don't have FB but if the app links to it I couldn't use that excuse.

>>8683267
What a load of bullshits. I don't have a facebook and don't plan to have one ever, so that app is not for me.

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>>8683313
Did you even read the page I linked you? Because what you're saying is nonsense if you had.
And if you go to the profile part of support, it explains you can then go and change your photos, age, and other info in your profile afterwards.

>>8683328
What I mean is inevitably someone will say "add me on Facebook!" and I can't pretend I don't have it. I don't really ever want my Facebook being seen.
Can you make a new FB account or do they review it? I just wanna meet girls online. If you haven't gathered I'm real fucking shy and antisocial. Where are the social apps for autists

>>8683354
Well, the people in charge of HER have to review it so it has to look authentic for them. If it's good enough for them, it should be fine for any girl you want to be friends with or date. Make a new FB or clean up your current one, either way is fine. Then tell the person you're talking to that you don't really like or use FB but that you have photos you can send and they can ask anything they want to learn more about you.
>social apps
>autists
This doesn't seem possible. I don't use the discord here but that only requires a voice check. Most likely those girls won't be anywhere near you though. That's the problem with most online dating. Only big dating sites and apps would have enough women that you could narrow down to someone local. Even then you know, it's not going to be a lot of women.

>>8682374
My dad's health/drinking has been getting worse, so that's kind of stressful, but mostly I think I'm still kind of adjusting to my new job I think but I really enjoy it!

Hopefully stuff in your life isn't getting too crazy.

>>8683065
Same.

>>8683093
I feel like a total bitch for being kind of scared of them, but something about the way they move is really creepy. But they play an important role in nature so I try and let them outside most of the time still.

>>8683065
go buy one at the girlfriend store.

>>8683536
Actually when I read that, I thought that sounded like totally something my gf would do. She dislikes all bugs but doesn't want them killed. I get stuck with bug catch-and-release duty but sometimes I mess up and squash them.
If she was alone and spotted a spider, I could see the events playing out pretty much the same way.

>heavy period
>anemic
>changing cup every 1-2 hours
This is hell. I'm so drained of energy but I'm not tired enough to fall asleep. Just vegetating all day.
Send help.

>be in the closet
>go to bar with roommate last night
>didn't realize I was basically getting into a double date with a guy she's seeing and his friend
>friend coming on to me SUPER hard
>roommate's date trying to talk him up as well
>don't reject him outright because too polite/beta, give indecisive answers and am obviously super uncomfortable
>roommate pulls me in the bathroom and says "here's the deal - he wants to fuck you and he's super committed."
>she's obviously trying to fuck the other guy and wants me to fuck his friend
>leave

she won't talk to me now. but I feel like she put me in a bad situation intentionally. ignoring the fact that i'm gay, which she had no way of knowing, who's in the wrong here? that's not an acceptable thing to do to your friend, right? I've never been more uncomfortable in my life.

>>8680510
>>I workout, I'm fit af, now just toning it
>>Dress feminine
>>Clean hygiene
>>Have a steady job
>>Have a lot of friends
>>Have a gf
>>Party on weekends or go to bars ect
>>Play Pokemon Go on the weekends with my gf
>>Still play videogames with online friends because it's fun
Most people are either no vidya and no online friends OR, anti social IRL, only videogame friends and no social life.

But I'm social and I love having different kinds of friends to do different activitys with. I feel like anyone who acts like they're better then anyone for their hobbies is pathetic and trying too hard to fit in when it get's so fucking boring.
>>"Ew he plays pokemon, what a nerd."
>>"Ew she likes to drink at a bar with friends, what a slut."
Both just sound stupid to me.

>>8683841
Yeah it's pretty shitty but not unheard of. You heard the term "take one for the team" right? It's usually dudes who do this though. And usually you're not expected more than to tolerate a date, not actually fuck. Good on you not to give into the pressure and leave. Your friend was a shit, make it clear it's not ok for her to surprise you in blind dates or expect to fuck someone just for her convenience.

>>8683551
>I get stuck with bug catch-and-release duty

You're a good gf, anon.

>>8683841
I've had my straight friends do this to me even though they know I'm gay. If a guy is giving me attention and buying drinks for everyone, they have the expectation that I should be cool with it so they can get free drinks. Yet when I'm getting male attention and there's nothing in it for them it's "not fair" and I'm "acting straight". It's shit.

But seriously though what the fuck is stopping her from hooking up with her guy just because you don't want to sleep with yours? Even if you weren't gay maybe you weren't into him or maybe you're not comfortable fucking someone you just met. That's a pretty shitty expectation to have. If she likes the guy she should just fuck him. It doesn't depend on you.

>>8683897
>Both just sound stupid to me.

I agree. You're living the dream, anon.

>>8683841
>he wants to fuck you and he's super committed
People who say this can go to hell. Him being really committed to the idea of fucking you has no bearing on what you owe him. Fuck your friend for putting you in that situation. You haven't done anything wrong.

>>8684027
Being so committed almost sounds rapey to me.

>>8683841
Even if you were straight you'd still be in the right. No one can expect another person to partake in intercourse on their behalf.

Be mindful of yourself and reject him outright though, it does you no favours to be vague about it. You don't have to be gay to not be into a guy.

>>8683841
She was essentially pimping you out so she can get some dick. Of course, she's in the wrong.

How do I get over my oneitis? She's not interested in me but we're pretty good friends. Ive known her 2 years, i don't want to confess and then ghost her when she says no because that's a real shitty thing to do, but not having had a firm "no" leaves me orbiting her in the vague hope that maybe one day she'll see me in a different light. It's holding me back from moving on because no matter how illogical it is I keep thinking she'll warm up to me and I don't want to move on and date other girls in case I miss that nonexistent opportunity. Whenever she talks to me it makes my day and makes me feel like a lovestruck 15 year old. I know its crazy and pathetic but I can't seem to drop it, and don't want to cut her off entirely as I value the time we spend together platonically and don't want to upset her.
Someone slap some sense into me.

>>8684156
Ask her to become a nun with you and you can live till you're old with her platonically.

>>8684165
I know you're joking but I'd lowkey be ok with that

>>8684156
No idea, dude. I tried distancing myself from my crush, and we are now currently roommates, and still hang out all the fucking time, so I fucked that up pretty bad.

>>8684156
Distance yourself or make a clean break. It's the only way. You'll never find another girl to love, who will love you back, while you're too busy staring at her direction.

>>8683686
>changing cup every 1-2 hours
I feel you, that's such a fucking pain. Especially when you really don't want to move around at all.

recently started a new job at one of the big four firms. feels like life is stressing me out and once in a while i think about leaving everything behind and just ending my life. does anyone can relate? like life feels pointless. I don't enjoy my hobbies anymore and just sort of search for escapism but when landing in reality it's just more painful. my girlfriend doesn't have time for me because she is busy with her studies and i feel lonely

>Tfw no girl to eat my girl pussy

>>8684331
>Has job.
>Has girlfriend
>Has hobbies

You need to sort yourself out mate, not end it. You don't actually know what stress and loneliness feels like.

>>8684331
Some jobs get less stressful after learning the ropes, but if you think that's unlikely then maybe you should consider looking for a job with better work-life balance? No point in money and status if you can't enjoy your life.

>>8684356
Oh fuck off.

>>8684356

I don't know what's wrong with me. It's like i don't have the desire to be in this world. like it bores me to be here.

why is my internalized homophobia so strong only for ugly butch lesbians?

>>8684377
See someone about that.

>>8684377
That's the major depression my friend.

>>8684403

how can a person help me about stuff like that? i just think therapists are biased

>>8684413

but i can still get out of my bed and work. is this really depression?

>>8684269
You're right. I really don't want to make a clean break though, she's still my friend at the end of the day and it feels really selfish to cut a friend out because they don't like you. And I'm not just friends in the hope she'll sleep with me, I genuinely enjoy her company and value our friendship. Its just that I haven't met anyone else though, and I'm still clinging to her instead of making an attempt to find a partner. She's a lesbian which is what had left me with that faint glimmer of hope, even though she's never expressed any romantic interest in me. Fuck.
>>8684260
How is that working out for you?

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>>8684294
It fucking blows waking up 6 times in the night to go to the bathroom. I'm fucking exhausted.

>>8684537
>it feels really selfish to cut a friend out because they don't like you
Someone did that to me once; she was honest about why she was cutting me off and I totally understood. I cried half the night but I could never have held it against her. I'm not saying that's what you should do (I honestly have no idea) just that it's understandable if you do.

>>8683541
Where is it?
>>8684352
Same )))))))):

>>8684451
Lmao yeah.

t. I have it

>>8684635
Thanks for the insight. How do you think it could have been handled? From your side what do you wish she did? Did you know she loved you before she cut you off?

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I'm tired of being a lesbian, but not fed up to ever go straight.

>tfw this is my life now

>>8684863
How do you become tired of being a lesbian?

>>8684895
From being alone of your life.

>>8684925
*all your life

>>8684548
Pls don't die.

>>8684895
Being used for sex mostly. Not that it's a terrible thing but finding meaningful relationships is more difficult than let's say heterosexual relationships. The dating pool is smaller.

>>8684860
Well it actually worked out fine; she sorted shit out, got a gf and eventually contacted me again (which was a really pleasant surprise). Now we're back to being friends. So I trust that she did exactly what she needed to do. Everyone's situation is different though, we'd already been friends for a long time and it was clear that while she'd gone in and out of being into me I wasn't ever going to return the favor. It sounds like your situation is slightly more ambiguous. I do appreciate that even when things boiled over, she never tried to imply I was at fault, nor did she try to put the ball in my court. I've had people do both, despite the fact that I was pretty clear about where I stood, and it always makes me uncomfortable. What do they expect me to do? I empathize, but I can't conjure love out of thin air.

You really do have to figure out what's right for you though. I was able to stay friends with other people who liked me, and they still found good gfs eventually.

>>8685045
Thank you anon. I'll have to go work something out. I certainly don't expect her to owe me anything, I know it's all on my end and I don't want to lose a friendship because I have a one sided love. She's done nothing wrong so I don't want her to suffer for it.
I wonder if it would be too awkward to bring it up. I think I'd spill my spaghetti so much I'd be too embarassed to talk to her again. I just have to try and get over her without making things uncomfortable and awkward which unfortunately is my speciality.

>>8685102
My friend "broke up" with me via IM. I know most people disapprove of holding important conversations that way, but she can be pretty shy when it comes to confrontation (sometimes she clams up even when we're discussing issues I know she's passionate about) so I think it allowed her to be more straightforward and get everything out that she wanted to.

I can't say whether or not it would be awkward, especially since I don't know her. I'm awkward and all my friends are awkward, so anything and everything is awkward with us. We work with it.

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>mfw the discord nutjob alerts the rest of the server to my presence but they tell her to shut it

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>>8685322
>thinking thread anons give a fuck about the discord

>>8685351
This, seriously.

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>>8685322
>not outing yourself to me so we can work together for maximum kek

>>8685410
i am the one they call... Yoon...

hu r u senpai?

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>>8684925
I've never a gf either, but I rather be alone than settle for a dude for the sake of companionship.

>>8685424
>Yoon
why is anybody alerting anyone to your presence tho

you're completely inoffensive

>>8685424
>>8685629
Wait yoon isn't on lmfao.

Nice shitpost m8.

>page 6

what the fuck /clg/, I'll have to reawaken you with spaghetti stories.

>out with friend tonight
>we start talking girls at some point
>tell him that I'm too spaghetti to ask this qt out for another date
>he just laughs at me and tells me it's super obvious she'd be up for it and definitely wants the V
>prior to our first date she actually said she would ''do it wherever and whenever I'd like it'' - in regards to the time and place I'd like to meet
>just returned home and am really hungry but too lazy and tired to clean my pot and cook up spaghetti

I'm also too worn out to write the qt, b-but I'll swear sober me will do it after sleeping.

>>8686578
>spaghetti stories
>no spaghetti
fucking liessss

>>8681512
Damn, that sounds like every straight best friend ever.

>>8685036
Yeaaaah. I'm feeling that.

>used to think I was a loser for muhvirginity
>focused on just dating any girl
>got 'dates' in that we'd fuck but never hang around daylight
>got used to that
>feel like anything with a girl now it's either brutal honest "I only wanna fuck/open relationship" or "I'm only looking for super serious right off the bat let's move in together after a couple months"

I just wanna like friendly date and get to know each other as girlfriends while fucking and then maybe it'll last longer.

I'm sad lesgen.
I have a handful of friends that I talk to every day online but I've just come to realise I'm the only one that ever starts conversation. I've had some bad news irl and haven't been that talkative but no one's messaged me. I just want someone to ask me mundane things like how I'm doing, how my day was, to have me in their mind and *want* to talk to me, you know. I try my hardest to do that for other people but I didn't realise how invisible I was until I stopped doing it.
I wish I had a best friend. I just want to be special to someone. I wish I was just an angsty teenager but I'm 26 years old and the loneliness really gets to me.
Thanks for reading my blog.

>>8686578
>tfw no close chill male friends to discuss qt girls with

Every guy I've ever tried to befriend usually ends up fucking off when they realize they will never fuck me, it's pretty depressing

>>8687123
I feel kinda bad like I'd like to be a friend that'd help you.

But desu I'm the kinda asshole that never messages first because I'm sure it'll annoy whoever and I figure if someone is going through some serious shit they have other more important closer people they'd rather talk to about it than me.

best of luck i guess

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>>8687123
It's okay, anony. We're your friends. You can always talk to us about your problems and stuff. Anons here are pretty good at responding to each other.

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>>8687123
join the discord, I'll be your friend

>tfw left the Discord because everyone seemed too extroverted and intimidating
I just want to mope about being a depressed girlfriendless loser in peace.

>>8678674
If you didn't specify "post op" I'd know exactly who you were lmao.

>>8687426
This just gets tolerated?

>>8687415
>tfw too shy to even consider joining
Threads are comfy enough... sometime.
I mean, I have a discord and I'm in several 4chin related servers like /an/ and /sci/, but those are mostly shitposting servers for shits and giggles.

>>8687449
No I was referring to a repeat offender but they weren't post-op so this anon problem isn't them.

>>8678674
I knew, but I couldn't care less.

>>8687415
>intimidating
What. How?

>>8687531
too many normies

>>8687539
Disgusting.

>>8687505
>letting him get away with it

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>tfw lonely as hell but too depressed to find a gf
why live

>>8687617
Unlike the mods, I'm not a TERF.

>>8687629
>Implying anyone in CLG gives a fuck about radical feminism

>>8687629
Then get out of CIS lesgen.

>>8687633
>someone called me a feminist, REEEEE

>>8687653
You can't make me, I'm cis. I belong here even by your standards.

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trannies are now allow into the clg discord? does this mean I can join?

>>8687665
if you're able to stealth past the voice test

>>8687673
fuck nvm

>>8687146
Sorry anon, I fell asleep as I posted that. I'd like to be your friend.
>>8687197
Yes I do, it's nice to get things off your chest sometimes.
>>8687360
See >>8687415 . I'm too autistic and discord is too normie, everyone just talks about getting laid and going out. I didn't get along with anyone and found it hard to fit in.

>>8687733
>everyone just talks about getting laid and going out
wow that sounds boring af

>>8687733
>everyone just talks about getting laid and going out
So it really is just a discord for normalfags amerilards.

>>8687733
That's a shame, there were at least a couple of pretty interesting nerds when I was still visiting.

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i feel extremely gay today

>>8688151
I hope you have an extremely gay day today!

>>8688151
Please explain how gay is extremely gay.

>>8687733
Weren't there some girls who talked vidya? I saw that when I visited a while back.

>>8688178
u too
>>8688184
you know how you feel when you see a cute girl and u just want to smooch her face
like that but x100

>>8688184
not quite dancing in your underwear when you think nobody is watching

>>8688192
Oh boy, that happens to me but usually a few hours before a big energy crash

>tfw you accept you're going to lose your virginity to a girl or not at all
Kinda depressing desu. I always thought I was only a little gay and in the end I would be with a guy, but it's becoming more and more apparent that that isn't the case.

>>8688220
better than being stuck in the middle and not being sure whether you're gay or not

>>8686866
I had plenty of spaghetti in my pockets.

>>8687126
I usually got along well with guys due to my ''male'' interests. It's obvious that some of them wanted to fug me, but I suppose our time spent together was equally fun to them.

>>8688186
The number one topic of conversation is video games. Like, all the time. In second place is people teasing each other or sharing random anecdotes about what's happening to them right now, whether its family drama or just waiting in line somewhere. Idk why that other anon said people talk about hooking up, there are like two people that rarely active who talk about that, and since many people don't really have irl friends, conversations about going out are matched by the number of conversations about staying in.

>>8688223
true, i guess

>>8688192
Sounds like I'm extremely gay every day then. Except, I feel normal? Am I so gay I can't tell what's gay anymore?
>>8688196
I-I do this at home alone.
>>8688228
Sounds pretty similar to the thread then

>>8688252
>Am I so gay I can't tell what's gay anymore?
you're on a whole different level
you're the ultimate gay

>>8688196
>tfw can't do this because my dog and cat are always watching me
>can feel them staring and judging me
>they probably think I'm insane and wonder what horrible things they did in their past life to get stuck with me now

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>>8678383
>tfw no schooluniform-wearing gf to do lewd stuff with

>>8688339
I have a seifuku at home, do you wanna come over and do some homework?

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>>8688339
>tfw going to Japan in one month and can't wait to gaze at all these highschool girls in uniform

>>8688342
Take pics of uniform.

>>8688408
キモイ

>>8688574
>implying they'll give a shit about a gaijin glancing at them

>>8688620
You will scare them unless you're attractive which I doubt.

>>8688639
Not everyone is fat and ugly, here.

>>8688661
You may not be fat but I'm sure you're ugly.

>>8688662
Stop projecting (you)rself on others.

>>8688255
>ultimate gay
Wow, that feels good but now I feel pressure to live up to the title.
>>8688279
My cats knew years ago I'm crazy. At this point I think the stupid stuff only entertains them. You should go for it, learn to embrace your shame.

>>8688666
But it's statistically probable that you're ugly.

>>8688684
Whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>8688688
I will be able to sleep at night but I'm not sure about those poor Japanese girls.

>>8688698
I'll take pictures of the molestations for you.

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>>8688710
Remember to molest them on the train so they put the blame on a poor old wageslave instead.

>>8688723
Source please

>>8688723
Of course, that was my intention.

>>8688684
>statistically probable that you're ugly
The most likely statistic is actually average. The probability of ugly is the same as beautiful, which is to say, a minor probability.

>>8688731
Minase Ruruu

>>8688732
What will you do if one of them realizes who is actually molesting them? You will need to seduce them if you don't want to get deported.

>>8688748
Average is ugly to me.

>>8688408
>highschool girls
Pleb. Why bother with those old hags? Patrician perverts ogle cute middle-schoolers.

>>8688839
>not perving on superior JS with those sexy red randoseru
Do you even pedo?

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>drank too much poweraid
>in a hurry to get home because gf didn't have to work till later
>completely blank on having to pee
>end up running a redlight to not piss pants
>run up the stairs
>fumble with lock
>run to bathroom
>open door, piss myself

fuck you bladder, I thought we were friends

I just want to say, I think the title "anony" is absolutely adorable. What's the collective plural form? "anonies"?

>>8688756
>You will need to seduce them
I don't think I'd have any problem seducing girls at least 13 years younger than me, unless they crave the cock so much it's written on their forehead.

>>8689068
I agree. I only use ''anony'' when I'm trying to be sweet with someone.

>What's the collective plural form? "anonies"?
Yeah, probably.

>>8689081
I think cocksluts are actually the easiest of them all to seduce even if you're a woman, you will just need a dragon dildo strap to destroy them on bed.

>>8689170
>you will just need a dragon dildo strap
Easy to carry and discreet. But I don't do straight girls anymore, they're bitches, and not the good kind.

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>>8688886
Well, you almost made it. You tried and that is what matters most.

I dropped a carton of wine on the street today, the bag inside ruptured. A dog that was seemingly alone came over and started drinking it.

I hope it was of legal drinking age at least.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13649887

>>8688408
Remember, if you find a uniform you like there's probably a cheap replica of it available somewhere. Because Japan is creepy like that.

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Bumping with pervert-bait.

>>8689457
>tfw no good yuri doujin with her and Darkness

>>8689442
I'd actually buy a sukeban uniform.

>>8689497
>tfw gf with similar height and weight to average Japanese high school girl
>tfw when she'd probably sooner stab me in the eye before playing dress-up in a uniform with a skirt
Welp, maybe I'll try for Halloween if I compromise with leggings but I seriously doubt she'd ever say yes. ;_;

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>>8689554
At least you've got a girlfriend.

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>>8689497
Good taste, friend.

>>8689374
>carton of wine
Wine comes in cartons? I don't think I've ever seen it in a carton. Interesting.

>>8689627
>Wine comes in cartons?
Only plonk.

>>8688723
>Minase Ruruu
I wish she'd go back to at least releasing the occasional yuri thin book.

>>8689627
>>8689638
It's apparently quite common in Italy, where non-plonk wine in bottles is expensive.

>lower left jaw hurting like a bitch for three days
>see dentist, not sure exactly the problem, get a root canal, antibiotics and pain killers
>still really painful even with pain killers, visit another dentist a couple days later, he shaves the top of my teeth
>no longer agonizing but dull pain and some bumps forming on gums
>visit the dentist today, he tells me it's probably they're probably canker sores and I should keep taking ibuprofen for the pain
>another visit Saturday for check up and finishing off the root canal
It's been 2 1/2 weeks of constant pain in my mouth and nonstop popping ibuprofen. Not to mention I'm over my annual dental coverage and paying hundreds out of my pocket. Fuck this shit.

>>8690010
That sounds horrible anon, and all that ibuprofen can't be good for your stomach. I hope it all clears up soon.

>>8690010
This. This is why I don't go to hospitals unless I'm about to die.

You are twice as likely to die of malpractice than in an auto accident.


Feel better Anon. Not much you can do to treat your dental problems at home so get a second opinion from a non-quack before you let anymore drills in your mouth.

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What are some meals I can cook to impress qts? I got a new kitchen and I need to step up my game to become a good wife for my future wife.

>>8689730
She's probably too busy with that one Kirara manga of hers that got anime.